>Sony announces the PS5
>it's a crappy Allwinner SBC 4K streaming box always connected to the Cloud
>advertising and launch lineup is geared heavily towards Afro-Americans, featuring Call of Duty Blacked Ops VII, Battlefield Vietkang and Madden 202X as the prime launch games
>using the console requires a monthly subscription that increases after a certain amount of playtime has been exceeded/politically incorrect phrases have been uttered by the user either in game or on social media the cost of which can be reduced through buying tokens and taking part in KFC referral programs
>console launches
>sales and preorders are absymal
>niggers that were given discounts as an apology for slavery and stealing black egyptian history can't get it to work on their sub-10mbit ghetto Internet
>proceed to demolish cars, local Gamestops and steal Xboxes in the process
>those who do manage to connect find the servers quite overburdened, with games lagging heavily or not starting up at all despite the number of users connected falling well short of expectations
>some autist finds a vulnerability in the SBC and hacks it wide open on day 2, Retroarch gets ported over within 2 weeks
>despite having barely Ouya tier performance many still prefer the hacked PS5 over the vanilla PS5 as its games are locked to 24fps with variable piss-poor resolution thanks to AV1's S-Frame feature
>In a desperate move Sony opens up its own Netflix-wannabe streaming service with their newest David Cage game at the forefront
>despite the improved resolutions through an AI upscaling algorithm and improved framerates it doesn't pay off
>Sony declares bankruptcy 6 months after the PS5 launch