141ec9 No.15415485
what could've been edition
b3944c No.15415532
>attractive females
nope, not in this dark age of gaming. mods are the only salvation. until those become outlawed.
daf300 No.15415690
>keira knightly's hrt brother
the jews did this.
311c7b No.15415719
You know what the really sad thing is? The developers of these games actually think these potatoefaced fridgepeople are 10/10 and would drop their landwhale wife for them in a heartbeat. The demoralization is real.
edcbe0 No.15415741
I unironically want more small-chested or properly-bound-chested battle girls in vidya. The latter means of course they are bound tightly enough that they wouldn't painfully jiggle while she was doing badass battle chick shit.
It'd be easier to make, too, since there would be no tiddy fisix.
but pls no ugly face or manface, just because I like flat doesn't mean I like manface
838689 No.15416384
Arent lamas tits getting bigger with each game?
I'll try to find the chart but the closer she gets to Tomb raider from the original game her chest gets larger.
838689 No.15416389
>>15416384
>Lama's tits
Desert god what have I done.
4957cc No.15416467
>>15416384
No, it's the same between the first two reboot games and in the newest one they are even smaller because she's wearing a compression top.
0aaee1 No.15416470
>>15415719
I've heard of at least one character designer complaining about these forced changes from the (((higher ups))). It's likely that if you complain you get fired. Definitely a top-down agenda.
000000 No.15416478
>>15415485
You think this is bad?
The next reboot's probably going to turn Lara into some sort of furry or dinosaur with tits if leftists keep making it haram to portray attractive human women. And then the feminists will screech about that too.
and then probably make it illegal to use gene modding for anything other than uglifying humanity
30a68b No.15416522
>>15416478
>turn Lara into some sort of furry
As long as she's sexy and not a fucking whiny bitch ragdoll that can't jump to save her life.
c92de9 No.15416532
Femininity is the enemy to these people. Whereas emasculating men then giving all the masculine traits to the women is a-okay. Having a strong female character who's both badass but retains feminine traits is a crime in their eyes.
868277 No.15416590
>>15416470
"We can't put an attractive woman in this game - think of all the complaining some people might do!"
- Studio Executives, 2017
d98037 No.15416619
>>15415485
wait what?
3rd pic i like the one on the left
d98037 No.15416625
>>15416467
that makes no sense, the newest games are supposed to be from when she was younger, how could her tits get smaller? fucking retarded.
b3944c No.15416692
>>15416625
have you ever heard of breast reduction?
573d3f No.15416787
>>15415690
Hayley Atwell would have made a perfect Lara Croft, since Rhona Mitra is entering GILF territory now.
0aaee1 No.15416788
>>15416590
More like "You can't put an attractive woman in this game because we are a feminist and progressive company!"
The motivations are entirely ideological. So when they lose money over this shit they'll keep doing it anyway since pushing their ideology is all that matters.
in the big picture, everything is being taken over by a malicious anti-human cult being cranked out of universities which demonizes natural behavior while promoting unnatural behavior.
d0ac22 No.15416816
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>>15416478
>turn Lara into some sort of furry
One can hope.
5d6aa5 No.15416824
>>15416478
>dinosaur with tits
b3944c No.15416829
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>>15416816
nice, have some rare loli croft (and a mouse kid lara)
f1161a No.15416892
>>15416787
>Hayley Atwell
I want one.
b3944c No.15416941
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>>15416829
forgot this one
1e8a11 No.15416995
>>15416816
One can hope you get hooks put into your nerves and have them jittered around until you die shock caused from extreme pain, yes
feb480 No.15417045
>>15415485
First time I see the 3D version and she is pretty fucking ugly.
869c5c No.15417053
>>15416816
Not gonna lie, it's kind of impressive how iconic her clothing actually is.
407c66 No.15417171
>>15415741
Busty sarashi > flat sarashi
>>15416692
Yes, I've heard of crimes against nature before
b78186 No.15417175
>>15417165
>3D sprite to 3DPD
>upgrade
i don't think that word means what you think it means
dc6ac7 No.15417186
>>15417155
>shoulders much wider than hips
That's a man.
fb924e No.15417971
>>15416470
The concept is ugly too…
b3944c No.15418907
>>15417971
eh, but it looks way less like a dyke feminist
311c7b No.15418927
>>15416470
>from tumblr art to tumblr artist
0aaee1 No.15419039
>>15416829
>>15416941
>we'll never have a game with young lara
>if we did, it would be the unlikable "I hate tombs" version of lara
92e5ca No.15420743
As an outsider Nu-Lara looks overall very generic. Nothing stands out about her. Not her facial structure, not her hair, not what she wears, and not her demeanor. Do fans of Tomb Raider agree/disagree? There's nothing remarkable there anymore.
311c7b No.15420748
>>15420743
That was done deliberately because suits are terrified of anything having any sort of identity. They think "stand out" means "someone, somewhere might not like this".
000000 No.15420753
>>15416816
>>15416824
Lara surprisingly is still as attractive in some of those furfag images.
>Renamon Lara
muh dick
>>15420743
Yeah, it's like they pulled a random person off the street that vaguely resembles Lara. As far as I'm aware, the new games don't have the supernatural shit or dinosaurs either.
311c7b No.15420757
>>15420753
There's a ghost samurai thing in the first one but that's all I've seen.
000000 No.15420932
>>15420757
The reboot one, right?
Surprisingly it seems classic Lara is still getting a game or two- they've used the old design in the Android/iOS spinoffsand the old games were ported as well. Not exactly the best fate, but at least Tomb Raider GO is sort of passable.
695262 No.15421066
>>15420932
At least Rise of the tomb raider dealt with supernatural stuff in the campaign and the DLC
beab1a No.15421401
>>15416829
>>15416816
>>15416787
Man Lara just keeps on giving even after all this time. Personally I love this guys version of a Lara clone
467b17 No.15421418
>>15416824
>dinosaur with tits
7567c7 No.15431052
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>>15419039
We're getting one. It is the the hates tombs version sadly.
147cb1 No.15431115
>>15416788
That's one maybe the only good thing about having jews populate the top positions in the game industry. If sales take too much of a hit, they'll put a leash so tight on the game devs they'll be lucky if they can say the words "white male" without being shit-canned.
61d669 No.15431290
c8eda4 No.15431456
>>15419039
The first reboot was supposed to be young lara and all that. It was also supposed to be more of a horror/survival game. It probably would have sucked as well but we will never know.
2c785b No.15431533
>>15417065
Alright, what the fuck is this from?
576e03 No.15431544
>>15431292
Don't post that shit here, it attracts "them"
a316ff No.15431653
>>15416692
why? inb4 back problems, exercise would get rid of the excess weight and strengthen your back, you fat cows.
f to all the tiddies
39188a No.15432305
If they want to keep doing bullshit origin story angle why not a game about loli croft becoming locked inside disneyland for the night and uncovering metal gear-esque plot?
2c785b No.15432336
>>15432305
Because that would be interesting, Anon.
c4372a No.15432924
Playing Goy Raider in 2018
That shit was always a meme game. Big tits and not much else. Angelina Jolie got old people, time to move on - it's just an empty shell filled with Soros Bs.
a35c50 No.15439660
>>15417165
Christ even Angelina Jolie with her tits cut off would be better than that slab-bod