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eb9b22 No.15383799
Thread for discussing WH40K Spess Muhrene. Learn how to play as an Ultrasmurf in this fun game by following the Codex fellas.
Game is free at Humble Bundle, ending Sep 1st 10am PST. You know the website, go get it.
cd90ac No.15383805
Weiner Horny 40 Kocksuckers
ee20e1 No.15383848
>Free at (((ign))) owned site
Its been free for a long time beforehand. Check 'em
b52511 No.15383868
it has bretty gud multiplayer and an excellent co-op mode
08965f No.15383869
The game was damn simple but it was what it was. I think a sequel built on the fundamentals present in the original would've been spectacular, but I suppose Deathwing mostly fills that void anyway Though local short-range teleporting in that game as part of the melee specialty classes would've been insanely badass to counter the good jetpack parts of SM
bd178f No.15383924
Daily reminder that your Emperor is a corpse on a throne.
How good is Inquisitor Martyr?
7cd0bb No.15384007
>tfw no female commissar to inspire you.
15ca0b No.15384060
Played p for a bit and holy shit lascannon OP pls nerf
0c64ab No.15384264
>>15384060
four lascannon squad is the way to go for the chaos exterminatus DLC stuff, atleast until you run out of ammo and the four of you are trying to take down deffdreads with combat knives and bolt pistols.
ae13bd No.15385023
>tfw too advanced for my toaster
f5de42 No.15385032
is mp gonna be alive again? that was the best part
e03f9e No.15385064
>>15383924
Reminder that your greatest champion is an armless failure who failed twelve time at taking one planet and only succeeded the thirteenth time by kamikaze-ing his irreplaceable ancient battle barge into the planet in an act of desperation.
Not to mention that GW felt so bad for him they had to retcon in some bullshit about ulterior motives to lessen the twelve failed Black Crusades.
427137 No.15385144
Reminder that interex was the best chance for humanity and the Emperor and his retards might as well have been pawns of tzeench this whole time
4d6555 No.15385156
>>15385064
Why couldn't Abaddon be as cool and competent as Archaon? He's literally just the space version of him, he shouldn't be so pathetic.
9a1fea No.15385157
>>15385144
>put a chaos artifact in a museum instead of destroying it
>a good idea
pick one
427137 No.15385164
>>15385157
>Chaos was such a non threat in Interex that they openly display chaos artifacts in a museum
9a1fea No.15385199
>>15385164
And then Erebus took the Murder Sword, blew up the museum, and started a war.
4d6555 No.15385214
>>15385164
>Leaving a chaos arifact in a musuem for any heretic to grab
Even if there were zero chaos worshippers around that was still a stupid idea.
427137 No.15385231
>>15385214
Because it was probably assumed a chaos worshipper would be some fucking retard who wouldn't have gotten far, instead of an inhuman gorilla literally bred for war and nothing else
4d6555 No.15385252
>>15385231
Anon, sooner or later someone who wasn't a dumbass would have tried to loot that sword for themselves, they should have known better.
9a1fea No.15385268
>>15385231
The point is all it took was one opportunist to completely destroy Interex, because they just left dangerous things lying around out in the open, not even attempting to render them inert and useless. If it wasn't a chaos Murder Sword it would have been some unidentified Necron cube of "stuff the entire planet inside this box" or an Ork encased in a block of ice during a power failure of the refrigeration unit it is housed in.
427137 No.15385305
>>15385252
Sure, but sooner or later one of the primarchs would have fallen to chaos(probably the one who was raised on a heretical planet) and the Emperor should have known better. Unless it's just as planned by Tzeench.
>>15385268
But it wasn't just any regular oppurtunist, it was, and still is, the strongest fighting force in the galaxy by virtue of them being better equipped and slightly more intelligent orks.
59fe42 No.15385332
P2P multiplayer was a fucking mistake.
I never did clear the co-op horde defence mode though, might be worth reinstalling.
59fe42 No.15385343
>doesn't include the dlc
dohoho
8bd07b No.15385517
>>15385064
To be fair, after twelve failed black crusades, even the dumbest fans were probably asking themselves why that idiot was still in charge. They needed some kind of excuse for why he was never replaced.
c78739 No.15385529
>>15385343
>doesn't include the multiplayer dlc for a dead game
Wew
f37a9b No.15385639
>>15385305
>and the Emperor should have known better
How could the emperor plan for his sons to be magically kidnapped as babies and sent all over the milky way?
9a1fea No.15385726
>play around of capture and hold with classic map rotation
>stuck fighting against >1 bar connection faggots and a couple full bars
>faggot with the most kills etc is a 1 bar that kills me with a delay meaning I die after there is already a wall between us
17bb40 No.15385968
>>15385726
>>15385332
Why the fuck does people back in the day thought P2P for a multiplayer was a good idea? iirc even PS2 online games had dedicated serves some of them, what was the excuse for PC games to not have it, outside of the budget excuse?
bd178f No.15388282
>>15385064
My greatest champion?
You assume I adhere to chaos undivided, which is BAWLD and FEWLISH.
I'll have you know that we adherents of the Architect of Change have fine champions in figures like Ahzek Ahriman, Magnus the Red, and others.
>>15385144
>might as well have been pawns of tzeench this whole time
You mean are pawns.
>>15385305
>Unless it's just as planned by Tzeench.
Is it ever not?
f37a9b No.15388298
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Guilliman gets trolled when?
26acb4 No.15388319
It's fucking shit, go play DoW, Space Hulk, Final Liberation or Battlefleet Ghotic
27d1db No.15388379
>>15383915
>let's encode this at 320p and then upscale it to 1080p and let's do it with h264 which is half as efficient as vp9 and still waste 6MB on a 22 second clip.
427137 No.15389963
How's the single player and do you get to bone the guardswomen?
26acb4 No.15389970
>>15389963
Mediocre shit and no
387eca No.15390078
>Unironically promoting DRM
How does this shithole manage to get worse with every passing day?
ed6c9c No.15390157
>thq never released the sequel where legion of the damned would randomly show up in multiplayer to save astartes in danger.
4d6555 No.15390164
>>15389963
>Space Marines
>Wanting to actually bone anyone
It's like you don't even read the lore.
145e71 No.15390184
>>15390157
>More Relic rape
>Another mediocre TPS
Thank God
427137 No.15390202
>>15390164
How do you explain the Emperor's Children then?
2c7537 No.15390343
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How is it possible that random schmucks online manage to create more authentic 40k media that GW?
c78739 No.15390409
>>15390343
Because they care.
4d6555 No.15390433
>>15390202
Chaos Marines don't count.
84807c No.15390730
>>15390433
They're the ones who count the most.
f37a9b No.15390768
>>15390730
Chaos marines are not important and should be put down for their own good.
427137 No.15391003
So what are the upcoming good 40ks? Was the first battlefleet gothic any good?
>>15390768
You're just mad loyalist marines don't have hot cultists or serfs to cuddle with in bed when you both have a cold/KILL MAIM BURN/Play chess with/Murderfuck
2c7537 No.15391036
>>15391003
>So what are the upcoming good 40ks?
There's that Mechanicus game that plays like NuXCOM and you go pillaging Necron tombs that looks somewhat interesting. I hope Armada's SP campaign is more involved than the one in the first game. Other than that I've seen nothing that stood out from the sea of mobile-tier trash being made.
I'm still salty that Titan game looks like such a pile of shit.
>hot cultists or serfs
Chaos cultists smell.
427137 No.15391214
>>15391036
Of only the sweetest rot roses
e92391 No.15393183
It's a fun game when it works, but it crashes constantly for me. I've had constant crashes while moving to the next area of a mission, it crashed when I tried to execute an ork, and finally for now I've given up because it refuses to load the next mission (The Inquisitor, immediately after destroying the Ork Dropship on the train).
Performance is great but this instability makes it a chore.
ae800c No.15402637
>>15383924
>How good is Inquisitor Martyr?
I heard it's a solid 5/10
>>15385064
If you're going to start complaining about failing factions, I'm pretty sure "Our god is a mostly-dead militant atheist that is now living on religion and faith alone, thereby betraying everything eh ever stood for" is worse than "Our general is a dumb dumb." Honestly ALL the factions in 40k are shite. Chaos is a cardboard cut-out/Saturday cartoon villain that runs away screaming "I would have gotten away with it too if it haden't bin for those meddling humans and that pesky dog!" . Humanity is a bunch of hypocritical beurocratic retards. Eldar are fucking stuck up pussy space elves. Dark Eldar are hedonistic cunts. Tau are backstabbing commies. Orks are Sadistic retards. Tyranids are just space ants.Necrons are emo-robo-mummies, and Spess Marinens follow THEIR SPIRITUAL LEAGUE, and are genetically engineered to basically never question anything ever.
>>15385968
it's less that P2P is optimal (it's fucking not) it's that it's 100% cheaper than dedicated servers. Even IF you have dedicated servers though P2P should still be a possibility, because eventually those official servers are going to shut down and if the devs don't take that into account it will mean that eventually all multiplayer will be gone once the official servers shut down.
2ffd92 No.15402662
God fucking dammint niggers why wasn't this thread more popular, I missed the giveaway
e03f9e No.15402736
>>15402637
>all the factions in 40kare shite
Except the Imperial Guard.
Unless one is of the opinion that they’re just the Red Army in SPESS that relies too much on human wave tactics and spamming armor.
At the end of the day the factions mainly exist to give a reason for the tabletop game. You could just have two armies duke it out, but its better if they have a reason and motivations for fighting.
e2be69 No.15402738
>>15383868
Online is completely dead.
9a1fea No.15402769
>>15402738
Not really, you just can't find a game using any of the DLC maps.
325340 No.15402771
>>15402769
This is why dlc maps as a concept are always shit
e2be69 No.15402832
>>15402769
I tried playing a week ago and all I got was completely unplayable laggy chop.
I'm not an australian.
cd9491 No.15405661
>>15402736
Are the IG supposed to be an expendable wall of guns, elite delta forces(like the Tanith First and Only) or a mix of both?
Same goes for the Space Marines, if the Raven Guard tactics were seen as unmanly by faggots, and Angron's tactics were seen as too brutal by faggots, then what is the average chapter's fighting style supposed to be?
>>15391036
>There's that Mechanicus game that plays like NuXCOM and you go pillaging Necron tombs that looks somewhat interesting
Looks nice. Thanks anon. Speaking of which, how was nuXCOM2 and did the modding go anywhere besides model swaps and voice lines? Is there a full blown 40k mod or something yet?
e5ef6b No.15405766
>>15385064
To be fair, it was fucking Cadia - the second most fortified place in the entire galaxy
e5ef6b No.15405843
>>15385268
It wasn't in the open, but no one expected astartes. Security can't be high enough.
ea22e2 No.15405901
>>15405661
>Are the IG supposed to be an expendable wall of guns, elite delta forces(like the Tanith First and Only) or a mix of both?
It varies depending on the army, because you can go from a group like the Death Korps of Kreig that's almost nothing but trench fetishists while the Armageddon Steel Legion is almost nothing but vehicle fetishists. I'm assuming the "average fighting style" is essentially just the average fighting style of armies today though.
f37a9b No.15405969
>>15405901
Pretty much, the standard IG regiment is just like a soldier on the NATO during the 80s with no air support.
Cadians are supposed to be the most "normal" of the regiments you see named in the codex.
The IG can be any kind of military unit you want.
e5ef6b No.15405990
>>15405969
>Pretty much, the standard IG regiment is just like a soldier on the NATO during the 80s with no air support.
FALSE
IG operates it's own atmospheric craft.
They don't have spaceship or void capable ones, bar a few exceptions.
But that's like saying the Army doesn't own fighter jets because the Airforce does.
f37a9b No.15406014
>>15405990
>IG operates it's own atmospheric craft.
Depends on the regiment, an infantry or artillery regiment wouldnt get any aircraft.
>But that's like saying the Army doesn't own fighter jets because the Airforce does
But anon, thats how the IG operates, they are banned from fielding multiple kinds of weapon platform at a regimental level.
For example, a motorized infantry regiment would have chimeras, some scout sentinels, light AA defense and mortars, but you wouldnt see them fielding basilisks, tanks, thunderhawk fighters, and other things like that.
e5ef6b No.15406031
>>15406014
The is my point. The splitting of domains and resources is normal for an army.
0c64ab No.15406035
>>15405661
IG are considered expendable cannon fodder typically however they are actually like the top 10% of PDF, were talking on a scale of dopey lazy negro to the one spic in vietnam who got shot, stabbed and fragged several times and was still fighting to evacuate his squad for the entire night, guardsmen are typically pretty high on the rung.
However theres plenty of legions of completely fresh trained guard out there due to some planets having hard tithes (like krieg needing to clone to keep up with it) and conscription due to encroaching threat.
f37a9b No.15406047
>>15406031
But we are talking about regimental level, IG regiments arent always fielded with other regiments and aeronautica support.
e92391 No.15408219
I want a game where you play as Techpriest Explorators.
It could be a co-op game about a Skitarii squad sent to investigate abandoned forge worlds for left behind tech. Maybe Tomb worlds or unknown regions too.
You'd have a progression system based on getting more augmentation and fancier weapons and fight Orks/Necrons/Cultists/etc for the loot.
9a1fea No.15408225
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>>15408219
You're getting an X-COM clone on a Tomb World and you will like it.
c9e4b0 No.15408245
>Not super into Warhammer, for SURE not dropping on an army.
>Just know about general stuff and lore.
>Game comes out late in highschool, hear other people talk about it and it get average reviews, erased from the front of my memory for years
>Hey
>Hey asshole its free
>Play it, games pretty darn good, on point dialogue, you kill lots of orks and you feel like a fucking tank but thats the point I guess
>Game starts to slow down, same enemies in waves, then a slog of a turret section
>Huh I guess thats where the average reviews came from
>SUDDENLY LITERAL CHAOS BREAKS OUT AND I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WARHAMMER SO ITS ALL NEW
>ILL FIGHT ALL THREE OF YOU AT ONCE
>FIGHT EVERYONE BEAT THE GAME FUCK YEAH
I've never seen a games score dip around like DMCs difficulty curve.
e92391 No.15408278
>>15408245
Everything from the arrival of Chaos to just before the Spire is great. The entire game should have had more teaming up with other Marines and fighting everybody.
Everything in the Spire after the Jump Pack section really dropped the ball for me, such mundane fights ending with all of the worst boss fight tropes from the past decade of games.
>unskippable cutscene immediately after the checkpoint
>slog through a bunch of waves of spawning enemies
>call of duty level grenade spam throughout the entire spire section
4be810 No.15408291
I've been playing some Wargame (AirLand Battle / Red Dragon) and boy howdy that would be a goddamn amazing engine for a 40k RTS game.
>>15384007
Pain now, reward in the afterlife!
48d9f4 No.15408545
>>15408225
I realize it's not relevant, but is XCOM2 any good or should I just wait for this/Phoenix Point instead if I want some fresh TBT games?
f8edf8 No.15408591
>>15408545
nu-com is okay but xenonauts does it better. I think they cancelled xenonauts 2?
818406 No.15408600
>>15408545
Personally i thought XCOM 2 was alright, kinda prefer the first one though. Haven't played the expansion but supposedly its pretty good.
f37a9b No.15408612
>>15408600
War of the (((chosen))) makes the vanilla game obsolete with how much better it is.
0cc168 No.15408806
>>15408591
Xenonauts 2 is still coming out, they even had a demo a few months ago.
c29a7e No.15417734
Here is a question, of all the primarchs, which would you like to play, regardless of whether it's pre discovery, during crusade or heresy.
Magnus' wizardary or Corax's still shenanigans would be it for me. Or Angron.
Also of all the loyalists to bring back, why Girlyman in particular?
cd7c53 No.15418827
>>15417734
Because he's a practical one.
f37a9b No.15418845
>>15417734
First, guilliman because then i can play astra imperium /gsg/
Second, hes the only one that was there (as in, the imperium knows where he is), able to be brought back withouth too much bullshit and the only one capable of fixing the imperium's shit, since the imperium isnt lacking in warriors and martial power, the fucked up bureucracy and widespread corruption is.
Besides, hes actually turning out to be quite a likeable character post-heresy.
cd7c53 No.15418879
>>15418845
To me that line sounds like some progressive SJW bullshit about "hate" and "biggotry"
f37a9b No.15418901
>>15418879
Because you dont know the differences between 30k and 40k, so you just jump on the gun to "lelelel pozzhammer 40cuck".
772022 No.15418954
>mfw I like Chaos but hate CSM
I still remember the Lost and the Damned even if GW doesn't
c29a7e No.15420121
>>15418954
Loyalist or traitor, spess muhrines are shit.
927cb1 No.15420163
>>15418845
You know, I hadn't been following the 40k lore actively for some time, so when I randomly decided to look something up on the Lexicanum and stumbled upon an off-hand mention of Guilliman being brought back to live I thought it was just an ebin ruse.
e03f9e No.15420181
>>15417734
Any of the Primarchs that are more focused on combat, like Russ or the Khan.
f37a9b No.15420199
>>15420163
Hes the real deal.
Among the thigns that are going on, the emperor gave him his flaming sword, hes trying to staple the milkyway back together with reverse engineered necron tech (the necrons are NOT pleased), the imperium is havign manpower problems for the first time in its history and guilliman is having a crisis of faith after seeing the ultra warp shenanigans imperial adepts are able to pull off with faith in the emperor alone, his autistic brain cant comprehend how that is possible and hes having an internal dilemma, what if the emperor is actually a god?
Also, cadian remmnants colonized a bunch of worlds and are building up their martial might to keep cadia alive.
927cb1 No.15420227
>>15420199
>Also, cadian remmnants colonized a bunch of worlds and are building up their martial might to keep cadia alive.
Ye, I read that Cadia got blown up and Abaddon is less of an armless failure anymore
4d6555 No.15420241
>>15417734
Matt Ward was probably involved.
4d6555 No.15420249
>>15420121
t. Cannon fodder guardsman
40b7df No.15420256
>>15391036
>There's that Mechanicus game that plays like NuXCOM and you go pillaging Necron tombs that looks somewhat interesting
>nucom
but still
f37a9b No.15420263
>>15420241
Matt is working on AoS writing high fantasy shit after the shitpile that was 1st edition.
4d6555 No.15420275
>>15420263
Its a good thing I don’t give two shits about Age of Sigmarines or consider it canon.
f37a9b No.15420284
>>15420275
You know whats the sad thing?
AoS improved after he started working on it.
e03f9e No.15420316
>>15420284
Matt Ward’s problem is that he was a fan who was given creative control, and of course, he used it to buff the factions he liked. (Ultramarines, Blood Angels, Necrons) not to mention make his fan fiction canon. (Blood Angels and Necrons allying? Really?)
0764ec No.15421577
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>>15420256
It seems to have some form of time units.
Honestly looking at some gameplay my biggest concerns are the animation and music.
Excuse the commentary.
0bd4b8 No.15421590
>>15383799
>Learn how to play as an Ultrasmurf in this fun game by following the Codex fellas
<Boring as fuck slow console game with poor aiming
<whose only selling point are jetpack jumps and some *cinematic* experience
<final boss is a QTE
<people still praise it
This is why we got eternal crusade you morons. Space marine is mediocre as fuck yet you still flock to it.
9a1fea No.15421644
>>15421590
>first action your character does in the story is upset a codexfag's autism by ignoring the codex
0bd4b8 No.15421685
>>15421644
Yet the first missions are so boring and repetitive that the only thing you remember is some codex talk.
9a1fea No.15421737
>>15421685
>claim you play as a codex humper
>bring up fact that you don't and repeatedly break codex rules to get the job done
>"lol u only remember codex stuffs"
I fucking hate bomb squigs.
32a34e No.15421778
tfw no space marine but you play as orkz I just want to get stuck in with the lads and duff some panzy gitz.
0bd4b8 No.15421841
>>15421737
I said it was boring, not that you play as a codex humper.
Are you following this conversation at all ?
9a1fea No.15421873
>>15421841
>Learn how to play as an Ultrasmurf in this fun game by following the Codex fellas
>"I didn't say anything about codex humping goyim!"
0bd4b8 No.15421946
>>15421873
That's a quote from the OP that I am mocking you triple umie !
9a1fea No.15421974
>>15421946
Zog me, I'z da stoopid all along.
c4781e No.15421981
>>15421590
>slow
>can't aim
How about you git gud, faggit?
c4781e No.15421988
>>15418901
I read all the book you faggit. I know both 30k and 40k.
But the whole stupic shit about "ignorance" and "hate" irks me because neither is really true.
Hate is good.
And what's going on is not really ignorance. The faith is REAL, the effects are REAL, machines can be corrupted.
0764ec No.15422055
>>15421988
Faith was always real, it was just the emprah thinking up of a shitty, failed plan to starve out chaos.
48b586 No.15422381
>>15417734
Play as the edgelord night haunter himself while he's trying to take over Nostramo and while he is the primarch of the Night Lords. Your goal is to cause as much fear as possible in the population.
eb9b22 No.15426862
>>15402662
During the year Space Marine goes on sale for about $6, do not fret.
bc4812 No.15430925
When are we getting WH40K: Commissar?
I'm sure someone could make gold out of Cain/Gaunt's shit, or some OC Commissar/Priest.