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File: cc52e6063ed9e50⋯.jpg (75.38 KB, 620x413, 620:413, Bayonetta-3-Nintendo-Switc….jpg)

b3f338  No.15346119

Am I the only one starting to get a little scared for Bayo 3? From my understanding Bayo 1+2 didn't sell that well on Switch and we haven't heard anything about 3 in a long ass time.

f20090  No.15346152

It's a Metroid Prime situation, they're making it but it won't be out till 2019/2020


1e2222  No.15346231

You should. 2 was mediocre.


88c3d1  No.15346261

>>15346210

>Implying

Zelda sold millions. Bayo 2 sold only a few hundred thousand at best. This could be fine defending on how much the game cost to make but who knows.


929bbf  No.15346284

>>15346210

>>15346215

>images

is this IP-hopping bait?


cd60b1  No.15346302

>>15346261

I don't think ports are typically expensive to make.


e6ec1a  No.15346307

>>15346261

Japanese produced games are cheaper to make than western games. Japanese games budgets are not paying for voice actor unions. That why kojima was fried from konami. Hollywood Actors were getting more money in the Phantom Pain budget than the fox engine production.


4311fe  No.15346339

Bayonetta 1 has been ported and sold everwhere by this point

No idea about Bayonetta 2


4311fe  No.15346345

>>15346302

Porting is usually expensive, the fuck are you talking about?


88c3d1  No.15346347

File: 820056d1a36a41a⋯.jpg (65.46 KB, 680x400, 17:10, Shirobako-Salary-Header-20….jpg)

>>15346302

I'm talking about the original Bayo 2 for Wiiu.

>>15346307

Don't voice actors normally get paid far better than everyone else in Japland? Pic related shows that the only person making a decent wage is the voice actors


28f48b  No.15346361

>>15346347

That kind of money only goes to the lead VAs


7c8eef  No.15346370

Its going to be shown off in the next Nintendo Direct, Its about a group of highschool students who want to be idols and dress as Bayonetta characters while exploring strange areas inhabited by monsters form another dimensions who are trying to stop them form achieving their dream.


cd60b1  No.15346384

>>15346345

I mean relative to making a game. The brunt of the expenditure has already been dealt with by the time they start work on a port.

Relative to my annual income yes it is very expensive.

>>15346347

>I'm talking about the original Bayo 2 for Wiiu.

I didn't realize, I thought the discussion was specifically about the switch ports.


775003  No.15346388

>>15346210

That dyslexia though.


cd60b1  No.15346392

>>15346347

>I'm talking about the original Bayo 2 for Wiiu

Does a port to a newer system not indicate at least moderate financial success on the original platform?


b2ee72  No.15346398

Bayo 2 and bayo 1 sold pretty well on the switch, bayo 2 sold better on the swith overall.


808247  No.15346399

>>15346388 checked

>that lysdexia though

FTFY


cd60b1  No.15346413

>>15346398

Doesn't 1 come with 2 on the switch?


88c3d1  No.15346419

>>15346399

As someone with Dyslexia it really has nothing to do with seeing letters in weird spots. English is a fucking stupid language and it's amazing to be that people can actually understand the inconsistent rules. It just took a long ass time to memorize the correct spelling for every different word because relying on rules doesn't really work.


b2ee72  No.15346452

>>15346413

Either or, you can buy both for 60, or each one for 20/30


775003  No.15346467

File: b00e886098b9dd5⋯.jpg (226.83 KB, 1391x1080, 1391:1080, Screenshot_20180630-150544….jpg)

>>15346419

You probably have ADHD as well.


27b1cc  No.15346587

File: 6a8f7c5b3c25a3f⋯.png (217.45 KB, 599x758, 599:758, butthole.PNG)

>>15346119

Am I the only one starting to get a little scared for SMTV? From my understanding SMTIVA and Redux didn't appeal to the persona fanbase enough and we haven't heard anything about V in a long ass time.


6a8345  No.15346737

File: 9bfdf2044ec2cf2⋯.png (154.45 KB, 565x484, 565:484, 91fb48c531ab19f83fb1699b16….png)

>>15346587

>It's Tokyo Mirage Sessions 2


27b1cc  No.15346757

File: edf06ac8babd902⋯.png (191.62 KB, 323x892, 323:892, somehowpissinmeoff.PNG)

>>15346737

>It's Tokyo Mirage Sessions 2

Atlus will have the audacity to do it

People will have the audacity to defend another bait and switch.

If it manages to be better than SMTIV or IV:A or have Kaneko (like the cunts are deliberately trying to tease) it will be a miracle.


adf1ba  No.15346855

>>15346119

Bayonetta 1+2 didn't sell well because they're a port of a port and everyone has already played them. Bayonetta is a large-ish title, they're probably saving it for next year so they can announce it alongside Animal Crossing, Metroid Prime 3, and a mainline Pokemon game.


048d03  No.15347035

>>15346261

>Bayo 2 sold only a few hundred thousand at best.

I was going to buy Bayonetta 2 for the Switch, but since Nintendo started to go full turbo-kike and assassinating ROM sites, I don't think I'm going to be buying anything else from them. I'll just pirate everything. Fuck them. I already beat Bayo 2 on CEMU a while ago anyhow, but I wanted a real physical copy without tons of bugs, hardware artifacts, and slowdown. Just not if it means supporting Nintendo.


b2ee72  No.15347062

>>15347035

They technically nuked one (folks who were hosting roms, playable, in browser, while running ads) emupardise and isozone weren't served shit


048d03  No.15347124

>>15347062

Yeah, but they turtled up because they damned well knew that Nintendo would come after them next. I have no doubt that they'll be back eventually once the heat dies down, but Nintendo is a vicious control-hungry tyrant that won't even allow clips of their games used in videos by their fans to promote their games - without their express permission and some form of compensation.

They've always been this way - since the fucking 80's. The first Nintendo console I ever bought was a NGC - during a time when they were still fighting for the traditional console market and couldn't afford to be aggressive and pushy to their own customers. But ever since they carved out that little pocket-market for themselves that they can dominate, they've once again started to show their true colors. Honestly, the only reason why I even bought a Switch in the first place was because of homebrew, piracy, and emulation - but I had at least intended to buy a few games that I really wanted. But that plan is getting shitcanned, and I'll probably never buy another Nintendo console after this. They're always the first ones to be emulated anyhow - so there's really no point if you can just wait a few years.

Sorry, Kamiya. You hitched your horse to the wrong fucking wagon.


b2ee72  No.15347222

>>15347124

>hitched his wagon to a publisher willing to pay for development of his games

Ehh..


cd60b1  No.15347229

>>15346452

Oh alright


048d03  No.15347365

File: 3c0cc6668c79163⋯.jpg (86.95 KB, 736x490, 368:245, 8e6cab87d3ff62b35c0001116c….jpg)

>>15346452

>Either or, you can buy both for 60, or each one for 20/30

Bayo 1 is $30 on the eshop.

Bayo 2 is $50 on the eshop.

You could buy the physical edition of Bayo 2 and get a Bayo 1 download code included in the box for $60, or you could buy them both separately and digitally for $80. How the hell does Nintendo get away with selling Bayonetta 1 for $30 anyhow, when it's only $20 literally anywhere else it's sold.


775003  No.15347453

>>15347365

Who is THIS cutie patootie?


048d03  No.15347479

>>15347453

For $120, she'll be whoever you want.


f10d63  No.15347487

>>15347124

>Sorry, Kamiya. You hitched your horse to the wrong fucking wagon.

Kamiya doesn't even like people uploading music form his games to youtube, I doubt he has a problem with what Nintendo is doing.


c0151a  No.15347514

I'm pretty sure 2 sold better on the Switch than the Weeooo.

>>15347479

Will she pull a hit? She's got that MKUltra eye. I'm glad I already forgot the whore's name.


048d03  No.15347518

>>15347487

I'm sure he doesn't like it when his games don't sell, and even if the whole thing is self-contained within Nintendo at this point after Platinum has been paid and sent on their way - if Bayo doesn't sell, then it makes it less likely that Nintendo will be willing to fund their future games. It's not like they really impressed anyone with Star Fox on the WiiU either.


8a9bb2  No.15347528

>>15347518

Bayonetta and Bayonetta 2 sold awfully on the Wii U and on the Switch.

Platinum games will leave, and actually be picked up by companies that give a shit about forwarding gaming (Sony, Microsoft, for example)


048d03  No.15347545

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15347528

I was going to mock you for mentioning Microsoft, especially with how Scalebound went down, but they're fucking desperate enough at this point that they might actually resort to doing the unthinkable in order to get sales. And by that, I mean actually trying.


c0151a  No.15347554

File: b23b1f4e81d01b4⋯.png (139.99 KB, 294x256, 147:128, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15347528

>companies that give a shit about forwarding gaming

I sure hope you're being sarcastic, otherwise you have a fucking brain tumor or a horrible job.


f10d63  No.15347570

>>15347528

> picked up by companies that give a shit about forwarding gaming (Sony, Microsoft, for example)

Great bait anon, could have used a vampire though.


2b0e45  No.15347864

File: 34a6170d9bbc094⋯.png (1012.85 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, dante bad grandpa.png)

>>15346119

Who cares?


8a9bb2  No.15347873

Bayonetta 1 is just an "Okay game"

But Bayo 2 (and 3) was shit and is gonna be shit; By sheer virtue of Nintendo touching it.

DMC 5 will beat Bayo 3.


7a3f60  No.15347883

>>15347528

Listen, just because it's no longer okay when Nintendo does it doesn't mean now it's okay when Sony and Microsoft do it.


467d6b  No.15347969

Bayonetta was more than okay, it brought back the campiness of the action genre in a time where everything was a no fun allowed, grimdark gorefest (remember there was nothing but GoW clones and even ninja gaiden fell for the grimdark meme, imagine just how fucking gay MGR would have been if Bayonetta didn't tell everyone in the bussiness that it was okay to have fun) and it was a competent game by itself, 2 however completely shit the bed by overplaying the lewdness of it's main character and focusing on the """story""" rather than the gameplay, and did they seriously need to add 10 fucking unlockable soytendo costumes for bayo? Jesus fuck.


461638  No.15347996

>>15347864

>Knoxville as Dante

He looks more like Jim Carrey after poisoning his girlfriend.


5a690a  No.15347998

File: 8675561935a26e2⋯.png (104.61 KB, 886x757, 886:757, mitchy_mouse.png)

>>15347969

well said


2b0e45  No.15348050

File: 8367e6636d171ca⋯.jpg (72.32 KB, 735x490, 3:2, the face of buddhist.jpg)

>>15347969

You do make a valid point.

>2 however completely shit the bed by overplaying the lewdness of it's main character

See that's always been part of my problem with the character of Bayonetta herself. She always feels so above it all to the point of not even seeming human anymore until a moment in the story comes along where she's mandated to start caring. She doesn't have as much of a sense of relatablility as a Dante, a Gene or even a Raiden where they seem like relatively down to earth people at heart who just happen to pull off inhuman feats and go through a sense of growth throughout their adventures.

That's not to say the Bayo games aren't good games either but I'd rather replay any of her contemporaries than her games because besides her sexiness there isn't much keeping me there especially her character.


8494c6  No.15348318

>>15346307

Kojima wasn't fired from Konami moron. He's the vice fucking president of the entire company. Stop buying into his bait. That fucker is riding you all.


8494c6  No.15348334

Bayonetta 3 was announced last year they have not even worked on it for a year yet. Relax.


5a5994  No.15348520

File: 02fb02ed3bb9d9e⋯.pdf (10.25 MB, The Idiot (Fedor Dostroief….pdf)

File: 1d8ea53ef560831⋯.png (24.09 KB, 239x666, 239:666, This brat.png)

>>15347518

>It's not like they really impressed anyone with Star Fox on the WiiU either.

The only part of development Platinum was involved with was making the graphics for SF0, and nothing else. Miyamoto was the man in control when it came to everything else.

>>15347969

>2 however completely shit the bed by overplaying the lewdness of it's main character and focusing on the """story""" rather than the gameplay

Despite the gameplay not being as good, Bayo 2 is an overall "better" game than the first because it managed to pace itself better.

>>15348050

She mainly plays as a tease, or comes off as a "classy European lady". And, in the case of the latter, I've seen a similar problem arise while reading through The Idiot (PDF). I'm about halfway through the title, and I'm noticing that just about all of the female characters have either this otherworldly attitude about how they act or they seem to be the devil incarnate. And, thinking about it now, it almost seems like there's some parallels between those characters and Bayonetta herself.

Actually, thinking about it, wouldn't Dr. Necro, from Keyman, be a better protagonist than Bayonetta?


7f03ac  No.15348601

>>15347528

>Platinum games will leave, and actually be picked up by companies that give a shit about forwarding gaming (Sony, Microsoft, for example)

Ah, you're that fag who made the "we should attack Nintendo (but not Microsoft or Sony, fellow gamers!)" thread aren't you.


5efef8  No.15348740

File: 57c07a8d738c2e6⋯.webm (8.34 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, give_'em_a_little_taste o….webm)

>>15347864

>>15347873

>>15347969

Speaking of, how do you guys feel about Bayo 3 or these comments from Kamiya now after seeing how DMCV's shaping up to be?:

http://archive.is/gn9ni

http://archive.is/zsMD8

http://archive.is/uzRzE

http://archive.is/4Wxai

http://archive.is/EgxKf


2b0e45  No.15348873

>>15348740

>how do you guys feel about Bayo 3 or these comments from Kamiya now after seeing how DMCV's shaping up to be

I feel a smug sense of superiority toward the people who constantly suck his dick to a degree and for being Team Itsuno since DMC3. Seriously everything Kamiya's ever done barring Resident Evil 2 has been done better since by other developers like Shinji Mikami, other people in Platinum itself and Itsuno. I know that's an unpopular opinion here but it is what it is.


5a690a  No.15348965

File: 4302e59f2bc5d08⋯.png (155.87 KB, 1208x280, 151:35, kamiya3.PNG)

>>15348873

and I agree, this guy has been making terrible decisions ever since scalebound sleeping on the job and procrastinating on the work couch.


326e1f  No.15349035

File: fadf15c99eaf9b8⋯.png (2.73 MB, 928x2256, 58:141, bayonetta glasses 1.png)

File: 5c60ea351bc204d⋯.jpg (511.14 KB, 1270x2131, 1270:2131, bayonetta glasses 2.jpg)

>>15346388

>>15346399

I bought the Switch because of Bayonetta 2 and the announcement of 3.

>>15346419

Dyslexia is due to the way one's brain encodes information and a recent study has found that the issue is more likely due to auditory issues. One's ability to properly encoding sound appears to stabilize as they learn to successfully connect sounds with their meanings. Also as an aside, a Yale study also concluded dyslexia is not correlated with IQ.

>>15347365

Would you fuck (((Alison Rap)))?


52b952  No.15349073

>>15347969

>it brought back the campiness of the action genre in a time where everything was a no fun allowed, grimdark gorefest

It was released a year after DMC 4 you revisionist.


326e1f  No.15349097

File: 191f10ad44bda77⋯.png (51.17 KB, 587x540, 587:540, Kamiya.png)

>>15348740

Kamiya is talking about how much he loves DMC5 and that he is looking forward to having a crossover battle with Dante vs Bayonetta.

http://archive.li/Gi3EY

http://archive.li/WfHTJ

http://archive.li/ccl8u

http://archive.is/CSlyx


5a690a  No.15349122

File: 7ac3d45d7380637⋯.jpg (67.53 KB, 600x362, 300:181, Jimmy_JtHM.jpg)

>>15349097

>looking forward to having a crossover battle with Dante vs Bayonetta

and an answer to the pray he won't get soon


25efdb  No.15349210

>>15347969

>brought back the campiness of the action genre in a time where everything was a no fun allowed, grimdark gorefest

It came out a year after DMC4.

>2 however completely shit the bed by overplaying the lewdness of it's main character and focusing on the """story""" rather than the gameplay

I don't think 2 placed any greater emphasis on its story than the first game did, one or two forced walking segments aside. I actually ended up liking 2 better because of the much better variety of weapons to choose from and the (at the time, before the PC port) much more stable framerate, since the first game ran pretty terribly on the Wii U at times. 2's boss fights may have been more samey than the first game's too but I didn't mind that since I absolutely hated most of the first game's fights, Fortitudo and Iustitia being particularly sleep-inducing. 2 also had no instant death QTEs and nowhere near as many QTEs in general, which I appreciated.


4ee9ef  No.15349343

File: f815b3a8ef8c044⋯.png (270.04 KB, 900x810, 10:9, smoothie_maker.png)

>>15347479

>triple digits

Anon she doesn't work at Nintendo anymore. The Nintendo tax doesn't apply anymore.


b60d5c  No.15349378

File: c96041108ae3195⋯.jpg (28.47 KB, 495x495, 1:1, fucking LOL.jpg)

>>15346119

To be honest Platinum only talks about their games 5 weeks after the damn things come out. Then they wonder why Bayo doesn't shit that much. Same shit occurred with Wonderful 101 hardly any info a few pics and trailers then fuck all for months then you notice the game is out and don't get me started on Transformers Devastation the greatest game no cunt played.


5a690a  No.15349438

File: d4a0598350091a0⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 195x229, 195:229, uh_what_naw.gif)

>>15349378

can you say that in full context anon? what's the full story


c344af  No.15349485

>>15349343

crow-girl anon?


25efdb  No.15349493

File: 1f3a34423c49e0d⋯.jpg (130.8 KB, 900x880, 45:44, smiley-emoticon-blushing-e….jpg)

>>15349378

>Bayo doesn't shit that much


5a690a  No.15349507

>>15349493

I think he means money anon, get you mind out of the gutter


aade82  No.15349517

File: 3ea763552206e11⋯.jpg (29.06 KB, 480x360, 4:3, tumblr_inline_mtfvxlI9Wl1q….jpg)

>>15347365

it coupons whatever one you didn't buy off to equal out to 60 ya dingus. it did the same thing for the wii u versions. but then why would you want digital anyways.


0affc6  No.15349543

File: 50298ac97e3dd79⋯.webm (9.99 MB, 640x360, 16:9, TRANSFORMERS Devastation ….webm)

>>15349097

I'd believe that the two of them would not want to kill the other, having too much fun having an opponent to do batshit stuff with.

>>15349378

>Transformers Devastation

mah nigger


e8ef1c  No.15349730

>>15346119

I wanted to get it first and thought 60bux for Bayo 1+2 is okay, but when I saw that they only included a dl code for Bayo 1 I lost interest immediately. I don't pay for digital games.

>>15346587

Did 4 appeal to anyone? I'm a huge fan of SMT and it's spinoffs, but I have no interest in 4 at all.

>no Kaneko art

>gay anarchy logo trying to appeal to soygoys

>graphically worse than the prequel

>it's on the 3DS

>no physical release in Europe

And Redux is a remake no one asked for. No clue why you bring up Persona.


d1cfbe  No.15349764

>>15349378

>Transformers Devastation the greatest game no cunt played

this

the only 'problem' is the shortness, but it's so fun even I finished it twice


8e3bef  No.15349765

>>15349730

>Did 4 appeal to anyone?

Personafags that wanted to get into SMT maybe? 4 was pretty shit.


0affc6  No.15349797

File: e6877e5ec65b666⋯.webm (12.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, TRANSFORMERS Devastation ….webm)

>>15349764

Here is what pisses me off about people complaining about the "rng" of the weapons

>higher the difficulty, the better the shit you get

>the better your score in a battle, the better the weapons you get

>AKA crank up the difficulty and beat the shit out of the opponents with high grades = get the best fucking weapons

<"waa this RNG bullshit is so tedious" = "I suck ass at the game and have been playing on babby casual difficulty the entire time"


d3c3b8  No.15349963

>>15346119

Don't forget that Platinum are Low Budget Kings. It'd take a lot to get them to stop developing.


830b36  No.15350163

>>15349963

You have to count the potential number of console sales in addition to units of games sold. Since Nintendo is basically footing the bill both are relevant since even if the game itself fails to recoup the cost the number of consoles moved can make up for it. Console sales are far more important since people tend to buy software to use it with.


127d26  No.15350221

File: 3dd20a2748ea8b8⋯.png (111.59 KB, 325x453, 325:453, Lady.png)

Maybe if the main character wasn't ugly old hag, game would've sold better. Kamiya has shit taste on women. At least you can fap to young version of lady on devil may cry but I want to throw up every time I look at gayonetta.


263d87  No.15350343

File: 6a12e08bf8c1859⋯.jpg (90.65 KB, 1021x964, 1021:964, 6a12e08bf8c18599c37bef5edd….jpg)

>>15347969

>getting triggered at unlockable costumes

Nobody is forcing you to equip them, anon.


048d03  No.15351652

File: d166f56dfc6b0f9⋯.jpg (52.89 KB, 438x426, 73:71, bayonettaend.jpg)

>>15349035

>Bayonetta's glasses are like her underwear

>Don't ever take them off, ever

>He knew Bayonetta better than I did

>Bayonetta's Underwear

>Never take them off

>He knows Bayonetta

Bayonetta doesn't wear underwear, though. It's all just hair. If hair counts as underwear, then Playboy in the 70's didn't have any nude centerfolds.


35fa1a  No.15351802

File: 0a1629e3d96f5ae⋯.jpg (36.15 KB, 279x253, 279:253, 0a1629e3d96f5ae205077584e9….jpg)

>>15351652

She doesn't wear underwear because her glasses are like her underwear


07b261  No.15351813

>>15350343

>You don't have to do X so X is okay

The argument of the jew


3c1b43  No.15351815

>>15349343

I thought you left 8chan. Where have you been? I never see you in any of the art threads here anymore.

>>15348740

I kind of get worried whenever he makes comments about westernizing his games like the new god of war. I am just worried about capcom fucking something up with DMC 5


5a690a  No.15352081

File: 38626a9265e6cbd⋯.jpg (41.6 KB, 505x427, 505:427, 38626a9265e6cbdff3d2af69f1….jpg)

>>15351802

It's still sounds stupid anon


35fa1a  No.15352091

File: ff49a5ed4f8044c⋯.jpg (86.59 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>15352081

It's a metaphor you autistic little shit


5a690a  No.15352258

File: 82a650a886e52ca⋯.jpg (152.43 KB, 460x453, 460:453, Hey_i_was_there_when_this_….jpg)

>>15352091

>It's a metaphor

If it a fucking metaphor then where's the contexts and sense then? wearing glasses because she's cross eye or something?


35fa1a  No.15352268

>>15352258

They're like her underwear because she'd only take them off in front of someone she'd fuck


2720ea  No.15352305

>>15351652

>Don't ever take them off, ever

That's some gross underwear.


e35503  No.15352313

It's not going to get cancelled, and Platinum isn't getting shut down any time soon. NieR Automata basically saved them from closing AND made a metric shitload of money


5a690a  No.15352327

File: ffca0f69c0a9efd⋯.mp4 (784.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, da5d0cd20e1326ca.mp4)

>>15352268

well that sounds stupid, so the whole point of it all because of some fucking common courtesy and It because it sounds sexual? bayofags are the worse.


808247  No.15352328

>>15349035

>I bought a switch for one new game and a port I can emulate

>defends lysdexics' lack of intelligence without citations

>unnecessary line breaks

I take it you're new here?


80d87b  No.15352351

>>15352328

Newfag OWNED


df59ef  No.15352437

>>15351813

>I dont like X so no one should

the argument of the faggot


047628  No.15352549

File: d210008c3f03b99⋯.jpg (46 KB, 429x810, 143:270, pleased_strelok.jpg)

>>15349122

>Someone downloaded the image I posted with from the last gamergate breads.


5a690a  No.15352551

File: 624a4de4b1f8bc7⋯.png (159.74 KB, 1004x795, 1004:795, wing_diver_by_pictoshaman-….png)

>>15349797

the same can be applied to earth defense force and it a lot more better than the 2 hour 3rd party game that is not available to buy.


56cebe  No.15352581

File: 3ba5af6456337f5⋯.png (7.17 KB, 298x94, 149:47, ClipboardImage.png)

No, Nintendo blew their entire load to get people hyped. They basically announced their roadmap for the next three years at once, with no real time lines. They did it because they knew people wouldn't buy a Switch that fast if it was only good for Mario, Mario Kart, and Splatoon 2.

It was just them saying the line up will be good for the next few years. They did the same thing with the new Prime game, and the new Pokemon. I suspect next holiday Nintendo will blow a big load. This year we have Smash for holidays, and it will sell a ton of Switches. Next year we will get Pokemon or Metroid and maybe Bayo 3. Then next year Bayo 3, if we didn't get it yet, and then either Pokemon or Metroid, whatever we didn't get.

Nintendo did the same thing with Wii U, and what we got was a steady trickle of first and second party games over several years. That's exactly what they're going to do with Switch. Them announcing Bayo 3 so early was more of a

>so you've been thinking about buying a Switch?

>we're going to make Bayo 3, maybe you should just get one now :^)

>we have no idea when it's coming out, though

fegs


52b252  No.15352679

File: b9630527abc9060⋯.jpg (354.63 KB, 1351x844, 1351:844, Bayonetta-2-First-Print-Ed….jpg)

File: 136026a9788df32⋯.jpg (9.9 KB, 259x194, 259:194, index.jpg)

>>15349517

The first Wii U editions had two discs (you).

>>15352327

Just, rest.


dfa221  No.15353003

Bayonetta has always been complete dogshit.


f755b0  No.15353125

File: e41c921c27f755d⋯.png (240.73 KB, 471x316, 471:316, Chad_Warden___.PNG)

>>15346119

>Bayo 3?

Man, they best rename that shit to

GAYO 3


b27329  No.15353195

>>15352081

It sounds stupid if you're too stupid to get the analogy.


984c00  No.15353398

>>15346307

Nip voice actors are paid more than western ones. Western games have bloated budgets due to advertising. Something like half the budget of a AAA western game is tossed into advertising.


5a690a  No.15353824

File: 54eb74bfd308ba3⋯.jpg (125.04 KB, 500x385, 100:77, really-nigga-really.jpg)

>>15353195

>It sounds stupid if you're too stupid to get the analogy.

<They're like her underwear because she'd only take them off in front of someone she'd fuck

yeah anon, way too stupid


3de171  No.15353880

I hope bayonetta 3 wipes the very memory of devil may cry completely out of existence


2b0e45  No.15353892

File: 0c3e848bf2a1fe5⋯.jpg (176.09 KB, 608x640, 19:20, dante heh95.jpg)

>>15353880

Someone's a little upset


5a690a  No.15353911

File: 015d3e6c1e8d6d4⋯.gif (56.35 KB, 150x150, 1:1, king-homer-laughing-smiley….gif)

>>15353880

cry moar


f53efd  No.15354101

File: 95f7cbe8feead51⋯.jpg (36.88 KB, 400x240, 5:3, 0a8eb67b5b341bcd0384776447….jpg)

File: 47d5628a1c89b58⋯.png (169.67 KB, 375x500, 3:4, 1406484735499.png)

File: 0b139c648326dfa⋯.jpg (7.53 KB, 199x253, 199:253, 0b139c648326dfac7892e15eb2….jpg)

File: 3fb595b0ab150a7⋯.jpg (72.15 KB, 800x554, 400:277, 2c663acd88ac4da8e967021dcc….jpg)

>>15349730

>Did 4 appeal to anyone?

Well…

>Allows the protags to wield guns in combat, unlike Persona

>no time limit to finish the plot, unlike Persona

>the expansion allows you to punch YHWH in the face, again

>plot is about a Red (pill) cabal buried underground going to the surface ruining a medieval IngSoc kingdom ruled by the (((Angels))), and you decide whether to let it crumble or let it rule

>streamlines the demon fusion so the fuckups are less expensive

>you can punch (((YHWH))) in the face, in HD

>ties (loosely) with SMT 1-3 for lore, and a teamup of all protags for a DLC dungeon

>4 has a vanilla story mode to mimic the style of old SMT games, expansion has several characters in a linear plot like Persona for those that thought 4 had no character

>still has an edgelord-tier kill them all ending for fun

>you can punch (((YHWH))) in the face, in current year

Say what you will about the DLC wave it shoved in to the series as Index Corp was ready to die, but there was SOMETHING to be salvaged in this trainwreck.


8a9bb2  No.15354123

>>15354101

I always choose order

always


f10d63  No.15355023

File: 80f4ff9dd1f0ec8⋯.jpg (99.61 KB, 771x1037, 771:1037, bayonetta_by_splashbrush-d….jpg)

I hope Nintendo keeps funding Bayonetta games and sticking in her in other games just for the salt it generates.


878988  No.15355031

File: dbccd1f458abf35⋯.jpg (19.01 KB, 501x417, 167:139, oihjk.jpg)

>A Nintendo Switch for your son? Perfect choice ma'am. Now you're going to need a game for the little guy. We've got Super Mario, Zelda, Mario Kart, Splatoon, and a game where you play a slutty witch who is constantly undressing herself to mutilate angels. Turns out her costume is actually her hair so she's really naked the whole time. Lots of really fun BDSM humor too! So, what'll it be?


9fc1c9  No.15355044

Bayo was always shit so I hope it bombs.


5a690a  No.15355046

File: 516fa5139129805⋯.gif (2.64 MB, 400x225, 16:9, lol.gif)

>>15355031

I loled


1bfca8  No.15355066

File: 24e21921d2b9793⋯.jpg (51.7 KB, 640x480, 4:3, three.jpg)

>>15355031

That reminds me of when my dad bought be Giants: Citizen Kabuto when I was a teenager.


0affc6  No.15355140

File: b3cd4d3899c2df3⋯.webm (9.89 MB, 480x360, 4:3, EDF balam missions.webm)

>>15352551

I was not contesting EDF.


0affc6  No.15355161

File: 0939dc7ee3cf9de⋯.png (666.2 KB, 940x703, 940:703, Maximum smug.png)

>>15355066

>>15355031

>parents don't hide sexuality from me

>bring me up right about it

>don't ever have an issue with me watching sexy vids or playing games with sexy characters

>no qualms about nudity because why the fuck should the naked body be abhorred

>was allowed to play adult/M games since childhood

>was using the Blood Code in Mortal Kombat and ripping spines or having my livingroom filled with the neighborhood kids playing MK2 and unlocking fatalities

good times.


11f8e3  No.15355163

>>15355031

>implying splatoon and bayonetta don't have the same implications


5a690a  No.15355454

File: 228c62becb67cd9⋯.gif (3.56 MB, 500x288, 125:72, Wario_laughing_his_ass_off.gif)

>>15355140

I know anon, I'm just stating the truth


326e1f  No.15355646

File: 5d4af687f5ab706⋯.jpg (32.57 KB, 600x570, 20:19, 5a4e53602b41f1e10826152577….jpg)

>>15352328

>>15352351

This "newfag" made moonman doom

your welcomed kiddo


b419d7  No.15355653

>>15355646

and then everyone clapped.


326e1f  No.15355661


b419d7  No.15355666

File: 2c98f640540ad8b⋯.jpg (132.34 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 2c98f640540ad8baa1c6ef0026….jpg)

>>15355661

Yep, everyone will believe you now that you linked /tumblr/. gr8 job.


1bfca8  No.15355681

>>15355646

>This "newfag" made moonman doom

Are you implying that someone who made moonman doom is a newfag? The board owner himself is one.


1bfca8  No.15355691

>>15355681

>that someone who made moonman doom is a newfag

I meant "cannot be a newfag".


808247  No.15356036

>>15355646

Too bad therealmoonman is a nigger

Making a doom wad isnt hard.




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