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Jagex would be raking in dosh if they did this 5 years ago

>>15242288

Now that I think of it, RS might be surprisingly compatible for mobile. Too bad the game is shit now though.

>>15242297

How long does it take you to take a shit? How the fuck do you even have time to get bored enough to need to check your phone let alone play a fucking game on it?

You shouldn't even be rubbing your shitty fingers over your phone either. Jesus christ anon.

But does it consume my battery like it consumes the souls of its players?

>>15242297

I can't even bring myself to chew food let alone bring a water bottle into a bathroom without feeling dirty.

Yes, it makes some tasks like attaching feathers onto darts a hell of a lot faster.

It's okay, skilling or just slayer is pretty nice on it. Bossing and pking aren't viable though

>>15242307

There seems to be a lot of people who lounge at the toilet for long periods of time for some reason. I never understood why/how.

>>15242288

Depends, is the fag developer who ruined the fucking game with rainbow shit parades and ban waves still in the company?

>>15242288

>old account

Shame they shoah't all (original) RS2 accounts though.

>>15242291

>Jagex would be raking in dosh if they did this 5 years ago

Little to late indeed, tried 'OS'RS2 a while back; it's nowere as busy/alive as it used to be.

>>15242307

>How the fuck do you even have time to get bored enough to need to check your phone let alone play a fucking game on it?

People even having a smartphone :^) it's one of the reasons that people don't talk to eachother in and outside games; it's pretty sad to see that this has become the norm nowerday's.

>>15242307

I'm usually playing a game on my phone prior to using the toilet so I just continue to do it while I go to shit. I also don't wipe with the same hand I use my phone with.

>>15242315

I never understood how people have messy bathrooms, the one place in my house I keep spotless is my bathroom since that's where I go to get clean. Kitchen is a close second.

>>15242330

for some reason i always think while sitting on the toilet.

>>15242307

>shitty fingers

What?

>>15242394

Perhaps they are to focussed on the game that they not realise they use only one layer to wipe? Or none at all… shitty lifestyle choices gets in this case; literally shitty. Instead they could embrace the moment of peace/quiet without distractions and take a nice dump.

>>15242380

Do you not think otherwise?

>>15242406

I used to get some reading done on the toilet. Occasionally still do but most of my shits are quicker now, I feel like when I was younger I used to either just have more shit that took awhile to get out or I just had not optimized my shitting regimen.

>>15242414

How can you shit for longer than 10 seconds assuming you don't have diarrhea or something?

>>15242418

I used have like multi stage shits man idk

>>15242394

>2018

>using toilet paper

>>15242288

wow anon I'd love to play oldschool runescape if it wasn't run by a faggot who forced development resources into creating a gay pride day celebration in-game and banned anyone who opposed it

>>15242412

i mean i think more than i usually do, i can come up with inventions or philosophical thoughts.

i guess because im forced to sit down and do nothing but think.

that must be what ancient people used to do when they locked themselves into a cave for a a month. they had nothing else to do except think.

>>15242418

>How can you shit for longer than 10 seconds

i shit for around 30 minutes making sure its all out, wtf is wrong with you that you only shit for 10 seconds.

>>15242324

I kinda dropped after they let one of the developers introduce his chubby chaser fetish character into the game. Although honestly I'd probably hop back on for Deadman mode if they finally fucking nerfed Ancients in it.

Eh, I keep trying to get back into rs, but I cba starting a osrs account from scratch when i'm nearly maxed in rs3, and then rs3 keeps crashing due to stack overflow errors, for which I've attempted every fix in the book for.

I just ended up letting my membership lapse and dropped the game because they never fixed their game.

I really want to like runescape but their laxness when it comes to quality control in the game is astoundingly bad, the kinds of bugs I've found that just happen by walking around the world, it's like they don't have a QA team.

>>15243975

if you drink coffee and usually eat a little fruit like raisins taking a shit is as easy as taking a piss, just takes a few seconds.

>>15243975

eat more fiber

>>15254421

>a few seconds

you do realize you have more shit backed up in your intestines and its not as easy as sitting down letting it out and you are done.

>>15242291

Better late than never, they'll still make mad money off it because of all the new players. OSRS is more popular than RS3, that's why they ported it first.

It's nice to see but I'll wait until they port RS3, I think it's less grindy and the combat is more fun than OSRS.

>>15243987

>chubby chaser fetish character

wat

>>15242288

I heard that you can also watch TV on a mobile phone now.

What is RS3 even up to now, have they revealed whatever that RSnext leak was or are they still fucking up OSRS with shitty fan polls?

>>15254480

Goddamn I can't believe this kind of shit taste is possible

if you actually like RS3's combat go play literally any other MMO, its an extremely weak ripoff of a WoW clone; its too shitty to even be called a ripoff of WoW's combat system itself

>>15255526

Oh damn, didn't see that.

nothing of value was lost because barely anyone plays it

>OSRS is now on phone

oh great, just what the game needed, more retards

>>15254507

Look up theatre of blood