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60df10 No.15126467
>E3 Best Action Game Winner
How do they do it? How do they manage to design a video game, which in its core nature is a fucking GAME, and make it look so boring, uninspired, stupid, bland, devoid of any purpose and fun? Do these big studios have a "no fun allowed team" that inspects the product in pipeline for any signs of creativity to strip it out?
I honestly think this is it. This will be the end for BioWare. They survived Tortanic and Andromeda, but this will send them the way of other EA victims. Someone please post the studio group photo with Anita Sarkeesian just for a good measure.
650d4c No.15126504
>its core nature is a fucking GAME
they forget that and just focus on making interactive art instead. art is a nice bonus for a game, but not required. good gameplay is always required. developers and publishers should always have a finished gameplay product before they even bring in the art team.
6fb4c0 No.15126618
>>15126467
>so it was wise to avoid him
>that's a story for another day
>in the interest of time
>but this battle isn't over yet
Jesus, their game is too boring to even demo in a pre-recorded video from marketing, they just keep cutting away from it. And that boss at the end, it took them 3 minutes to drop the health by about 23%. So that's a 12 minute uninteresting boss fight you probably have to repeatedly endure for loot. Fuck.
How did they fuck this up so bad? It's not exactly a secret that players don't enjoy bullet sponges and slow stretches of nothing.
9070d9 No.15126683
>>15126467
Bioware dying will be a good thing for video games.
b1a720 No.15126698
>>15126467
>How do they make a game that is so boring looking?
>Its made by Bioware and EA.
You answered your own question Anon.
9ea09e No.15126700
>Normalfags roasting Bioware in Youtube comments
It's happening, Bioware is finally dying. After MEA and DAI looks like this is what will finally do them in.
d78d3b No.15126706
>>15126467
While it looks boring, bland, and uninspired - I don't see how it can be worse than the cobbled together "code" and """art""" of Andromeda.
then again my expectations never seem to be low enough for (((modern gaming)))
02b82f No.15126710
>>15126467
>instead of blood, knockback, or other hit effects, shooting your gun makes numbers pop out of the enemy
games shit out of the gate.
6fb4c0 No.15126741
>go to bioware social network forums to see what the cultist reaction is
>forgot that they ding dong downued BSN
>unofficial forum made by BSN refugees is shitting on Anthem
>biggest thread is "The Anthem Skepticism Thread"
Yeah, I think this is the end of Bioware.
0b097a No.15126758
>>15126467
I don't understand why all these games about discovery just tell you where everything is. Yes, the gameplay is mindnumbing, but quest systems with waypoints and shit are the real killers of any enjoyment you can get out of it. It might as well be on rails.
d45211 No.15126759
>>15126467
Even most normalfags are shitting on this game. It literally looks like nuBIOWARE ripped Destiny and somehow made it fucking worse, and that's saying something.
6407f1 No.15126786
>>15126758
It IS entirely on rails. They just try to give some illusion that it isn't.
e1a28f No.15126793
What other action games were shown at E3? All the ones I can think of didn't have gameplay footage.
ea16d0 No.15126794
>here we have combos
>one person attacks and then another person does
WOW. Also, I think borderlands had a less annoying damage number popup and that game didn't take itself serious.
Hooktube link to counter their views.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=p-nKttWT7JM
e1a28f No.15126801
Can someone put EA over Saoirse's face and the properties they've turned into mobile shit among the corpses?
493979 No.15126806
>>15126618
>It's not exactly a secret that players don't enjoy bullet sponges
That's debatable because SHS games do have "bosses" that can last 10-20 minutes (But, it's also dependent on if there are any companions, the equipment you have, and the level of the enemy). Also, those games make the bosses fun to fight, which is something a lot of Western devs don't know how to do lately.
493979 No.15126824
>>15126794
>Also, I think borderlands had a less annoying damage number popup
Holy shit, that is bad.
9ea09e No.15126833
>>15126824
I can't see the fucking enemy he's shooting at.
3cd84a No.15126852
The same reason all major game developers manage to make shooting guns, driving expensive cars and playing extreme sports boring: by being staffed primarily by boring people who haven't actually experienced a moment of joy in their lives.
6b8af4 No.15126855
>>15126824
All I can see are the feet(maybe) of whatever the fuck the guy is shooting at
fa1fa6 No.15126863
>>15126741
>>15126467
Is this game Rated T? I been noticing we are seeing more T rated games now.
493979 No.15126868
>>15126833
It's like that throughout the video.
02b82f No.15126873
>>15126863
T rating means more potential mid-teens buyers who don't need to get their mom to help them buy the game at gamestop
3cd84a No.15126874
>>15126863
I'd be legitimately surprised if Bioware managed to shit out a game without gay sex no matter how terrible it is otherwise.
d45211 No.15126877
>>15126874
you forgot ((diversity)) anon
3cd84a No.15126884
>>15126877
I'm talking about stuff that gives them M ratings.
fa1fa6 No.15126885
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>>15126874
> if Bioware managed to shit out a game without gay sex no matter how terrible it is otherwise.
They probably do gay hand holding legend of korra style.
02b82f No.15126889
>>15126885
I deeply regret opening that link
9cf61f No.15126897
>this will be the end for bioware
But don't they get government subsidies?
760122 No.15126901
>>15126868
>numbers instead of a satisfying feeling of impact
games are supposed to use damage numbers as meaningful feedback for something you don't already have a way of tracking how much damage you're doing, if the game considers it necessary that you track that damage dealt. There's even health bars there already. Why can't Westerners get basic game design right?
9cf61f No.15126907
>>15126885
>>15126889
Videos like that make me miss E;R even more. R.I.P
fa1fa6 No.15126908
>>15126897
>But don't they get government subsidies?
Fun fact. Besides the Canadian studios Hasbro hires. Canada animation industry being kept alive by government subsidies alone. Funny story about legal issues with the Digimon movie and Angela anaconda thanks to Canadian subsidies.
9cf61f No.15126918
>>15126908
Your English is very poor, but I get what you're saying. Canuckistan gives itself one for reason for a nuke.
3cd84a No.15126922
>>15126901
Numbers are even more stupid when there's so many of them at once that there's pretty much no way to tell how much damage you actually did. It's just there to psychologically trick you into thinking you're making some kind of progress.
fa1fa6 No.15126937
>>15126918
I don’t need your English grammar I am french.
9cf61f No.15126941
>>15126937
You a Quebecois?
bba362 No.15126943
>>15126922
This. It ends up being more of a detriment to the player rather than a positive, as you probably won't be able to tell if, say, a new weapon you purchased or a new skillset is doing more than your last skillset. Most sheeple just look at whether or not the number being spit out of the enemies when you shoot them is bigger, but that's not always a reliable indication as there are multiple other variables.
bdbf98 No.15126947
9ea09e No.15126954
>>15126937
Omelette du fromage
fa1fa6 No.15126965
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>>15126941
>You a Quebecois?
Real Canadian. Not gay fake French Canadian
>>15126947
>Arabic
Fuck off mutt. Go eat a hamburger and not be white somewhere else.
f93072 No.15126966
>>15126467
>Do these big studios have a "no fun allowed team" that inspects the product in pipeline for any signs of creativity to strip it out?
Yes. Have you not been paying attention for the last 11 years?
9cf61f No.15126972
>>15126965
The French (especially Canadians) are a weak race.
7b4afa No.15126993
One of the absolute longest boss battles I've ever played was against Skeith.
.hack//Infection
3bc973 No.15127040
There's one very jarring thing on that video OP.
>3 abilities
>1 Ulti
I know why companies keep using this shit. It's the tried and true formula that worked great for Moba's and Overwatch, so it should work here right?
But this might be what actually kills the game.
3 abilities + Ulti pretty much killed destiny if it weren't for the guns.
And when Destiny rolled out with shit guns, the game pretty much died.
3 Abilities + Ulti are a mechanic that works for short games. A match-based game too.
Not for something you play for 5 to 6 hours in a row.
Warframe does this, but warframe let's you swap between diferent "kits" with a pair of clicks.
Risk of Rain did this, but a run of that took you 30 minutes.
Then you have the "abilities are loot, guise!" which is a terrible fucking idea. Whenever a player finds something, he'll not find something better for that "slot" in a long time. So for the next 10 to 15 hours, he'll be stuck playing with the same ability.
I'm honestly curious to see more of this trainwreck, because the more I see of it, the more I think "Oh wow, that's some great looking art assets there!" and "Oh wow, you guys know jackshit of game design and are just following formulas without understanding them".
33293c No.15127257
>>15126467
That look so booring and i don't know how it's even possiple, you are in some kind exoskeleton suit whit shit load of firepower and jetpacks. game look so linear and so hack made casual shootery, bulletsponge enemys, no strategy neede and enviroment just dosen't work for me.
When they went inside tunnel all i could thing was metro games and it's tunnels and how intense and great they were.
33293c No.15127292
>>15126467
>>15127257
Just saw swamp tyrant boss fight and how can it be so bland? There is nothing interesting going on and boss is super scripted. it would been so easy to make boss more interesting, make it possible to shoot it's legs off thus making it inmobile.
a10e7d No.15127299
What is this. Destiny 1.75?
000000 No.15127596
>>15126852
Western developers, you mean.
124b43 No.15127642
From the looks of things it seems that your three abilities + ult are gonna be based off the guns / weapons you equip. I'm sure that the different classes will have different weapons, but they'll all end up just being re-textures of the same 4 or 5 base weapons with some 'unique' ones for spice.
I think the failure point for this is the numbers popping up so large, and covering the enemy, flying off from where the target was hit instead of popping up over it. A better design would be been a single large number over the top of the enemy, with the smaller hits popping up on the outside of it, and 'flying' into it, to make it flash and get bigger, ultimately bursting when you stop making hits or the target dies. If they'd done that, and had shown hit effects, like staggering or smoke or some little effects like that it would have made your weapons FEEL more weighty, even if you don't change anything else.
I'm seeing that the suits SOUND heavy, but their interactions with the environments don't really seem to match it. I would have liked more mud prints from the suits walking around, or when they take off with the jets scorching the plants they'd flown off of. As well, with the weight of the suits and the fire power they're packing the numbers thing really would have been better served if more incorporated into the HUD design. Having them work as a circle maybe that goes down as a judge of the enemies stability or something, or as before, with that growing number over the enemies head filling out to act as a measure of force applied to the target.
I understand that this "Full Gameplay Demo" was less a demo, and more a feature-show case, but it was really a bad choice for them to skip the fun parts of the game, like engaging that titan.
The things I did like in the demo were showing the environmental / Show stopper events like blowing up the watch tower and running through the mines with the shield. It would be been nice to see the mech stumble slightly from each blast, like they were actually having an impact but the machine was able to deal with it and continue on at its pace though. As well, the machine gun she shoots at 8 minutes to 8:10 in the video instantly heats up, the barrels glowing bright red the moment she pulls the trigger. It should have slowly built up to that point. It also has a handle on the top, and they could have used that [they should have] as a "Grab this" to really show that the weapon is powerful, and the suit has to hold that, because the lower section is rotating. Give it that classic "Super heavy machine gun" look and side stance.
>I'm a colossal faggot and have a hard time saying anything bad about games. I'm no bioware fan boy, but the game doesn't look bad. It also doesn't look blow-job fantastic. Just from this video I give it a solid C.
124b43 No.15127671
>>15127642
Some more on this, is that they gave the players a sense of urgency with a "You'd better do something fast!" But didn't follow through with a timer at all [Around the 10 minute mark]. I think a short coming on a lot of modern games is the entire lack of consequence for things like that. If you're telling the players they have to hurry, you should give them a timer, either an actual one that shows up on their hud, or an in game effect one. In this case, having that Artifact thing they had to silence slolwly become more and more chaotic would have been good. If they'd made it so the longer you took to return the orbs to the orb pit, the more dangerous the battlefield got, with stuff like bolts of lightening blasting down at you or enemies, or just randomly, it would have really hammered home the "Quit fucking around and do the objective." bit.
So far it's a lot of aesthetic design choices that seem to be really hurting the game as well as some of these set piece situations. I'm gonna watch the rest of the video, but I don't think I'll do another useless post. over all, it feels like it's going to suffer from the same short comings as that last Tom Clancy game they made based in New York, and the general content of Destiny.
ef65fc No.15127687
>>15126683
>Bioware dying will be a good thing for video games.
well said
815a7c No.15127697
>>15126868
Why even have floating damage numbers if every bullet deals the same damage anyway?
2ae1cc No.15127744
ae92f3 No.15127764
This game is just another to come from the template of "successful" games from bioware. Shitty uninspired and slow gameplay with over-exadurated effects to make game look "cinematic" while terribly lacking in gameplay itself.
>bullet sponge mobs
>delayed character behaviour for the sake of "muh immersive cinematics"
>pointers everywhere for mobs and compass showing direcectly to "secret" caves
>unnecessary damage numbers
>linear
Game is probably going to get gimped graphically too before the release. It's already looking horrible.
02aa1c No.15127796
472e4d No.15127818
>>15127764
Gameplay is absolutely central to games like these, and I have no idea why Bioware would neglect this aspect so severely. The shooting seems absolutely bog standard, and the 3 abilities on display in the video was really just three graphical variations on the same simple AOE attack. I thought for a moment that they would do something cool with the combo system, but it really just is a matter of using abilities consequtively. It would have been cool if each ability left a clear visual clue as to what its effect is, and other abilities that logically could take advantage of that effect comboed with it. Along the lines of Divinity Original Sin 1/2. Instead it's just MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!
f55a62 No.15127832
>>15126806
I liked FW, but the fucking endgame was a nightmare as enemy damage rapidly outpaced your ability to deal with it
5d263a No.15128130
>>15126504
They don't even put any actual effort into the art direction either, but I agree. It really seems like a lot of studios let their art design teams completely dominate everyone else, and then don't even hold their art design teams up to any of the standards that the people in charge of others in a studio should be held up to.
2f75db No.15128167
>>15126965
>Real Canadian.
Bonjour le Québécois
fad4b2 No.15128219
I'll never stop being astounded as to how people are incompetent enough to make a game about powered armor be boring.
d4424c No.15128248
>>15126467
>those massive damage readouts obstructing your view of the enemy
it's like these people dont even play video games
5b5a95 No.15128265
>>15126467
I think it comes from their develop by numbers approach, their attempts to appeal to the masses, the lowest common denominator.
0f063d No.15128284
>trump raises vidya tariffs
>quebecois shit now cost over $200 for normalfags
>ubi and ea finally die
965fff No.15128300
>Game about mech/exosuit/power armour
>Super speed, strength, big weapons, jetpacks, boosters
>Game could be some fun Vanquish type game or even RPG Vanquish with a hub, quests, dialogues
>Just a boring Destiny clone after Destiny died a painful death
3ad377 No.15128302
>>15126467
nuBioware doesn't even know how to write a story and interesting characters, what makes you think that they'd be able to make a good looter/shooter game, especially after ME3, Tortanic, Cisquisition and Andromeda?
They will never learn from their mistakes. I think this game also features the same nonsense introduced in ME:A, with an AI sidekick who can't shut up for more than 10 seconds.
>>15126706
By the look of it, it seems that they're reusing stuff from ME:A (you can only equip 3 abilities). Some of the suits look like they were ripped off Titanfall 2.
>>15126907
He has released another video a few days ago about Steven Jewniverse.
>>15126937
If you're from Canuckistan then you're not french.
t. frenchman
>>15126954
I love Dexter's Lab but I hated that episode because it's omelette "au" fromage (I don't know why they said "du").
e5c6f1 No.15128311
>>15126467
>1st and top comment is from montoya one of the biggest shill for scam citizen
TOP FUCKING KEK
97dc2d No.15128316
It seems to me that all EA does at this point is photoscan a few objects, throw them in the game, add extreme amount of bloom and HDR, make explosions fancy-looking and call it a day. No effort whatsoever in actual gameplay. Just make it look good enough to guarantee a position in the top 10 graphics games EVER!! videos and people will immediately pre-order it in a heartbeat.
pic unrelated
53803a No.15128346
They showed only 2 classes, while presenting 4. It's clear that they don't know what they are doing. Originally they actually wanted to release only 2 classes, and have the other two come out as dlc or whatever. After battlefront and destiny they realize bare boned games don't fly.
You might say it's about marketing, but it's not true. Most games do not present some classes at all, they tease them with silhouettes and what not so people could speculate about them, fueling the marketing. The moment you reveal a class, you might just as well go all in with it because there's nothing left to speculate. In fact we have even been told what the other two classes do. But they didn't show anything.
Bioware didn't present the other two classes properly because they couldn't. They are not done witht them yet.
This is the absolute state of anthem and bioware. A competent software house could do in 18 months what nubioware does in 5 years.
3ad377 No.15128376
>>15128346
>They showed only 2 classes, while presenting 4. It's clear that they don't know what they are doing. Originally they actually wanted to release only 2 classes, and have the other two come out as dlc or whatever.
For some reason I thought that there was only one exosuit/class and you had to find better parts out there (like Destiny and other games like that). It was weird to see 4 different classes and one of them (the flashy green armor) looking so out of place.
There's something interesting about that picture, it shows how out of touch Bioware is right now. The 4 armors/classes look boring, uninspired. The first one is to appeal to the Iron Man fans, the second the Titanfall fans, the third with the cape maybe Destiny? and the last one… the asian market maybe? The whole thing feels like the game got stuck in way too many focus groups (exactly like Ubisoft's BG&E2).
e2e6d5 No.15128388
Why not just play Warframe?
a034a5 No.15128393
>>15128388
Because Biodrones are hoping for gay and lesbian buttsex.
2c5e19 No.15128401
>powerslam a wooden contraption
>nothing happens
>shoot a metal outpost
>blows up
epic
7de3cb No.15128430
>>15128401
That was the most strange thing in the video.
I went to check their current staff and was confused to see Michael Bay wasn't hired.
Why in the fuck is everything made of gunpowder? Seriously, everything explodes, and every explosion is the fuck xbox-hueg ball of fire that takes up the whole screen.
I can see something that looks like a videogame about 50% of the time, the other 50% the videogame is covered in explosions, damage numbers and bloom to see anything.
Fuck, even the numbers get bloom applied before being hidden by the explosions.
In 10 years they'll start selling videogames that simply apply Bloom to your desktop while you work with Word or Excel and call it a day.
At least people are shitting on it, maybe EA listens this time and takes the hint to stop this shit. Maybe Bioware goes back to making good games after learning their lesson too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
a9662d No.15128436
>>15128376
>4th
Probably warframe
450216 No.15128474
>>15126467
> Anthem looks like shit
It looks better than Fortnite :^) If you talk about graphics.
But no fun yeah. Gameplay is utterly boring "stand at one place in your turtle speed suit and spam fire button against bulletsponges"
7de3cb No.15128490
>>15128474
>better than Fortnite
What isn't?
3ad377 No.15128508
>>15128436
I think you're right.
1a2d28 No.15128521
>>15126467
just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's shit
7de3cb No.15128530
>>15128521
Unless he doesn't like it because it's shit.
1a2d28 No.15128545
>>15128530
the gameplay seemed ok i don't see the problem with it
1fbcd7 No.15128578
>>15126467
Anthem could make a great ironman simulator.
7fb825 No.15128610
>>15128578
List of things you can do while flying
>Boost
>not boost
>hover while not moving and shoot your gun
>land
>shoot flares that do nothing as a different class
Seems like a blast
3ad377 No.15128618
>>15128610
>press A for Awesome Whedon Quips
7de3cb No.15128620
>>15128545
The gameplay looked like Warframe Archwing with prettier art and 10% of the content.
It's gonna be an absolute blast and really fucking fun for about 30 minutes, then you're gonna spend a few hours rationalizing your purchase.
ad151d No.15128644
>>15127818
The overuse of AoE attacks is probably the most concerning issue for me so far. Everything just aims at a target and makes an explosion at it. This is some basic shit, lightning could chain, missiles could track, railgun could overpenetrate. Instead everyone just aims at a blob of enemies and start throwing explosions at them. This speaks to a fundamental lack of knowledge of game design.
0e0519 No.15128657
>>15128644
The AoE is because you can't see the enemies with all the numbers, and therefore can't aim. So, they design the game so that you can lay it without aiming or seeing.
ae92f3 No.15128662
>>15128618
That's like most games nowadays. Press button for "awesome effects" with little to no gameplay impact. Everything feels the same. Every fight is same apart from some boss having a different gimmick.
934bc9 No.15128682
>>15126504
Pretty sure they have little to no good programmers anymore. Good programmers are often autistic or at least logically focused, and these people the dev studios are churning out are idealogues and sjws. They got political activists and "artists", for as much as the average sjw talent pool goes, and no programmers, which are incredibly important to actually making fucking gameplay.
8180d7 No.15128688
>>15126698
So that EA can sell microtranactions for cheap goy.
8180d7 No.15128695
TOXIC GAMING HATE CROWD
Trav _
2 days ago (edited)
My favorite thing about the toxic gaming hate crowd is how predictable and hypocritical they are. Just about every lazy parroted presumed criticism they make of this game describes Monster Hunter almost perfectly. But that game is made by Capcom, so it's a god-tier triumph. And this game is made by Bioware, and published by EA, so it's "hot garbage" 7-8 months before it even comes out. I don't dislike Monster Hunter, by the way. I enjoyed my time with it, for the most parts. But that game is very repetitive, grindy, slow, with big damage sponge bosses you just have to chip away at forever. It's big on min-maxing stats on weapons and your different character builds
But that loop is where the fun of the game is for many. And they really enjoy it, while forgiving a lot of that games shortcomings, because it's, for lack of a better term, very japanese. And we've come to expect that and don't hold those games to the same standards when it comes to things like story, dialogue, graphics and performance. Or in how overly compliecated it can be to just play co-op together in the same missions
And I guarantee you if this same Anthem footage came out and no one knew what it was, but before it started some Japanese developer's name flashed across the screen, people would be losing their minds over how cool it looks. But again, it's EA and Bioware so the hivemind swarms in and attacks. Never fails
3444fc No.15128701
>>15126806
>>15126618
What makes a boss fight fun is a struggle. If he's constantly fucking your shit up and you're at risk of getting your shit fucked up, you'll have a lot of fun, if not more, if the fight is longer and more drawn out. Beating a boss just right before you run out of the resources to beat him is the greatest feeling.
a51795 No.15128770
>>15128401
>>15128430
>Red Faction Guerilla came out in 2009
>you need just 3,2 GHz 2 core CPU and a video card of GTX 8800 or better
>quite nothing today
>it's still one of the best destruction simulators out there
>>15128657
<THE FIRST FPS EVER FOR BLIND PEOPLE!
heh
7f3a3b No.15128840
>>15128770
The first fps for blind people was splatoon
88df87 No.15128855
>>15128436
4th looks literally nothing like warframe
450216 No.15128869
>>15128490
This is the point. Game doesn't need to look good. Many most played games have mediocre graphics.
dfd6b9 No.15128906
>>15128869
Yes, but they have something that really draws people in, be it gameplay, story, mods or community. Just look at STALKER, even vanilla STALKER can be fun, and most people I have talked to near demand you play vanilla before you even THINK about modding it. But vanilla STALKER looks… not very good. Got tons of atmosphere, though. Oh, I'm getting all jittery just thinking about being out at night, wandering among the buildings, and then some zombie shoots me in the back because I was extremely careless.
3cd84a No.15128925
>>15128695
Imagine how dumb someone has to be to post something like that for free.
351b30 No.15128929
>>15126467
I wanted BioWare to die in a more hilarious way. This just looks like an uninspired trainwreck, not a hilarious trainwreck like Andromeda or Inquisition.
197c1c No.15128934
This is amazing. You take a great fun concept with great design and you manage to scale it down to a bland and boring scenery and a gameplay of aim and click.
There is no way they aren't doing this on purpose, they are doing this out of spite.
3cd84a No.15128938
>>15128934
I'd like to see how seething all the writers who wanted to keep making glorified dating simulators feel about this.
35df23 No.15128946
>>15128934
they aren't doing it out of spite
they just actually don't know what makes games good aside from graphics and the premise
most women don't play video games for fun, and bioware is no exception
e86813 No.15128950
>>15126683
it's just a shame what happened to the company that made Baldur's Gate and the original Mass Effect
EA is a genuine fucking cancer
dfd6b9 No.15128953
>>15128934
I'll be entirely honest; The concept of being on a hostile alien planet, flying around in power armor and shooting big guns? My dick gets so fucking hard just thinking about it. It's the fucking execution that kills it heh.
e05de7 No.15128955
>>15128376
>>15128610
I hate to break it, but if you think about it /co/ types would jump on Anthem when they find out it looks like their favorite capeshit.
Anyone from /co/?
dfd6b9 No.15128967
>>15128955
Hi, /co/ here. No they fucking wouldn't. /co/ hates new capeshit with a fucking passion. It would have to be some really good fucking game featuring a caped hero if they were to buy it. I'm talking pitch fucking perfect execution without a single hint of poz. In fact, the developers would have to actively fight poz publicly to make sure we knew it was for real. Style, gameplay, script, music, all that shit, everything that makes a game good, and it would all have to be at the very least a solid 80 across the board (or B- in terms of grades for each category). So really, only normalfags and and idiots on 8chan will buy it.
a8bbbd No.15128983
>>15128376
Do you have to break your legs to get into these suits?
6a5193 No.15128987
>>15128955
You have little understanding of /co/. 8/co/ is nothing like cuck/co/.
3cd84a No.15129001
>>15128955
Tumblr having terminally shit taste isn't a new revelation.
ad151d No.15129006
>>15128983
No. Amusingly, the design is mostly reminiscent of high-end fursuits.
dfd6b9 No.15129021
>>15129006
Or those running blades for non-amputees. With proper springs, you can apparently jump really high with them (within limits, of course).
410869 No.15129063
>>15129021
They are also faster that meatlegs too.
764005 No.15129072
>>15129063
On a relatively straight and even ground maybe.
Some elevation difference and sharp turns and I'm pretty sure good old meatlegs beat anything made up to date.
dfd6b9 No.15129078
>>15129072
Yeah, there's also reaction times to think about. Man, imagine running through the woods on running blades, strapped to your own, you're having a grand old time, totally going so fast. And then you trip on an exposed root. That's gonna leave a mark.
a51795 No.15129079
>>15128376
>>15129006
I'm pretty sure that if you're landing hard frequently, you're better off with that additional joint.
450216 No.15129111
>>15128946
>most women don't play video games for fun
They do play for fun. They don't play shooters.
0e0519 No.15129123
>>15129006
>pic
I actually would like something like that, if only to screw around as a 7' tall behemoth.
a51795 No.15129124
>>15129102 >>15129111 You just needed those trips, did you?
How to make a game for women:
>a shallow time killer that doesn't require you to think
>Skype with extra steps
Anthem is the second one, isn't it?
6f0355 No.15129134
>>15126467
i liked the english voice acting in the 1995-2005 period, i wish we had that instead of American faggot movie voice.
699277 No.15129142
On the one hand it's Xenoblade X without MMO combat. On the other hand it's Xenoblade X by Bioware.
351b30 No.15129163
>>15129142
I can just imagine how fun a power armor game set on a wild alien world, featuring autistic levels of customization, with a big focus on exploration and challenging combat, would be. Alas, this turd is made by BioWare, under EA, so it's not only going to be utter shit, full of monetizing schemes that would make a rabbi blush, but also so pozzed that merely looking at it will give you AIDS.
3eca4c No.15129170
>>15126467
Holy fuck there's just so much wrong with this:
>spaces that look like enemy activity hubs are horrendously defended, to the point that they might've been just walking-sim tier stages
>there's almost nothing happening in between these "arenas", just more scenery to oogle at
>even then, the scenery isn't anything special, just some jungle and some caves, woohoo
>damage number pop-ups that do nothing but obscure any feedback from said damage output, put there for no other reason other than "it just looks cooler lel xd"
>direct destiny ripoff, only without bothering to do the slightest to improve on its gameplay
>by which I mean: kill mindless mooks, move to the next arena to do the same, proceed until battling the boring bullet sponge boss that does nothing but repeat a dumb attack pattern that poses almost no threat to you, lasts for a fucking half-hour if not more, and provides no interesting twist on mechanics or requires any thought to fight
Bioware had YEARS to study Destiny if they really wanted to copy that garbage and did absolutely nothing with it, sasuga casey hudson. By the way, it's not that Ass Gayffect Androgynous was something that Bioware survived, it put them on life-support considering EA's decision to ice the entire franchise. While I think that there's some nice stuff to look at in Anthem, it's certainly not getting me interested in any other thing, and considering EA's absolutely ridiculous sales expectations, the game's going to fail and Bioware will be put on the chopping block no doubt.
3cd84a No.15129186
>>15129170
>and Bioware will be put on the chopping block no doubt.
That will never happen as long as Canada keeps ponying up cash.
699277 No.15129237
Is it me or have they toned down the overtly socjus tone of the last few Bioware games? Don't get me wrong, I see strong womyn and the mutts, but the fact that not a word has been said about gay romance yet is kind of surprising. I'm sure it's in there, but I feel like they've been given a stern talking to about how they market this one.
3eca4c No.15129243
>>15129186
Fuck, I forgot about that. Well, here's to god knows how many years of cringeworthy content straight from 32-Pronouns-Per-Fictional-Species: The Game Studio.
9ea09e No.15129248
>>15129237
They probably realized that SJWs aren't that big an audience and are trying to branch off into a more centrist audience. Unfortunately they've fired all the talent and now they can only come up with the most generic safe stuff you can think off.
3cd84a No.15129269
>>15129237
It says a lot that their panic game is just a low effort clone of something else that disappointing millions of people.
a51795 No.15129282
>>15129186
>too big to fall: everything boogaloo
how much do I wish that the government scaled down, how much would I give for that…
a9662d No.15129305
>>15128855
It doesn't "look" like a warframe but it probably mimics the acrobatic playstyle.
dfd6b9 No.15129310
>>15129282
Kindly fuck you for posting that capture. Now I'm severly annoyed. Why do people like that even exist?
cba13d No.15129314
>>15129305
>probably
Don't make assumptions unless you want to look like an ass. We have fucking nothing to base any claims on right now.
351b30 No.15129316
>>15129170
>Bioware had YEARS to study Destiny if they really wanted
They had years to make Andromeda and Inquisition not suck. And I'm not even talking about the shit writing, since their audience is tumblr, but 5 years is a long fucking time to then end up shitting out ME:A.
>>15129186
I doubt government subsidies can cover all the money BioWare has been bleeding these past few years. Inquisition and Andromeda sold like shit.
303c9b No.15129321
>>15126467
Some comments on youtube call it "Slowframe" lul
The fact that they say that "legendary" loot only gives better stats sounds downright retarded, if the loot isnt interesting, the shooting isnt interesting (even with the fucking overwatch ultimates looks boring) that only leaves what? the story? if I wanted a good story I'll read a fucking book also when will devs understand that a good story shuould be the cherry on top of the gameplay cake, jesus fuck
699277 No.15129326
>>15129282
He wasn't wrong. Your interactive story doesn't have to be a game. It can be a visual novel, or whatever. The problem is calling it a game.
3cd84a No.15129327
>>15129321
The really depressing thing is that if this game was being made by Blizzard the comments would be completely free of criticism and even have a few "this has never been done before" astroturfers. How far we've come where Biodrones don't have the shittiest taste.
3eca4c No.15129361
>>15129321
>the story
Hoo, boy, with current year bioware you're in for a fucking treat. All that is left to see is if they can top the cognitive dissonance that was ME:A's lore rape.
9715f4 No.15129420
>game I'm actually interested in that wasn't shown in a presentation gets nominated for best action game
>obvious piece of trash shown at presentation wins because n o r m a l f a g s and "muh Bioware"
09df05 No.15129475
>>15126467
I JUST WANTED COOL MECH SUITS COME ON WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
3adf21 No.15129544
This shit looks boring as fuck. They have a fuckign huge budget but they can't make flight that is joyful in any way. It's just fucking jump in the air and fly by wire really slowly. ANd the suits aren't even animated at all, like fuck, the machine gun should at least be spewing physics enabled casings everywhere so there's anything interesting to look at because you sure as fuck can't see anything under the particle vomit and damage numbers. Fightan and quests just follow biowhore's cookie cutter single player mmo design which is also FUCKING BORING.
0d2d64 No.15129590
>>15126706
>While it looks boring, bland, and uninspired - I don't see how it can be worse than the cobbled together "code" and """art""" of Andromeda.
Imagine if Andromeda was a dead coop game that tried to be Borderlands and Destiny. Andromeda was just a taste of the AIDScancer that is yet to come.
9070d9 No.15129626
>>15128950
Don't delude yourself. The cancer are the leftists poisoning current Bioware. All the women there are feminists (i.e, literal retards) and all men there are numale soyboys.
What kills a company is what kind of employees it hires. hiring subhumans such as leftists, women or shitskins will ruin any company, with or without EA's interference.
2dc726 No.15129645
Feedback without talking about SJWs
>Damage numbers is too big
>Game looks way too easy. The boss dont look hard or even semi hard, it looks like a boss you can make 10 mistakes on and still win
>Combos looks super lame. Why not make them real combos
>Way too few enemies. In an shooter loot RPG having many enemies to kill should be core to the game. If you are going to make a linear game make it so it dont feel like a walking sim.
>Too easy. I say it again because when a game feel like you can take a lot of damage and still have most of your hp left.
>As some other fag in this thread have said, there are too few skills for a game of this type. There should be a huge ass talent tree and many different skills you can use that all feel different
>Too many cutscenes
>Way too slow movement. Why not make your movement fast so you can avoid stuff and make the game way more fun?
>Teamwork
>Focusing on the boss weak point and killing enemies
This is standard low level MMORPG PUG teamwork if you can have AIs do the same as a player and do it perfectly fine it is not teamwork. Teamwork need voice comms and perfect timing. This is just basic common sense
>The Graphics look good
And yes i can see the argument HURR DURR BUT IT GETS HARDER LATER ON but i wont talk about stuff that i dont know.
351b30 No.15129697
>>15129645
It's Destiny with more pozz. Destiny was shit, I don't see a reason to give a shit about an even shittier version made by a more incompetent developer.
981809 No.15129708
>>15129626
What a shame. Would have liked another baludars gate or neverwinter nights 1.
ec036a No.15129735
>>15126467
It's like they look at all of the most popular games ever made, copy the surface aspects of those games without any of the depth their gameplay offered, and just threw them in without any understanding of how to design a game beyond making it functional.
0ed114 No.15129747
>>15129111
im afraid to ask about match 3
450216 No.15129757
>>15129747
>Mach 3
Flight sims, obviously.
303c9b No.15129771
>>15129327
That's fans for you man I'm actually surprised that this game is getting this much shit, I guess Bioware burned all the good will it had with Mass effect Andromeda
>>15129361
I have a friend that was a Bioware fan and after the Andromeda shitshow he just doesn't want to know anything about anthem, which is kinda funny to be honest
2dc726 No.15129779
>>15129697
Never played D1 or D2. I heard D1 sucked for most of the time and was ok at the end and D2 was even worse than D1 but they are trying to fix some of the game with the new big update.
2dc726 No.15129790
>>15129111
I expected MOBA to be way higher than 10%. How old is this chart? Also games like CS:GO have way more than 4% females, maybe 10-15% is a good bet.
ab6f3d No.15129806
>>15129790
You underestimate the sheer droves of people that play shooters and mobas. There may be a lot of women comparatively, but there are just way too many men playing them for them to make a significant portion of the playerbase.
92fc6a No.15129814
>>15128987
Both have no spine so that's something they have in common.
cba13d No.15129821
>>15129790
You're under the impression that there are more females playing than there really are because 95% of that 4% are also streamer whores. They're by far the minority, they just put themselves out there way more than most others do.
09df05 No.15129835
>>15129821
It's because all they really want is male attention/cash. They subconsciously know there's a lot of available male attention/cash in this area/genre/category and thus make a grab for it.
e3dace No.15129846
with ea i take a stance of not paying attention unless proven it deserves my attention. how the hell do you have time for them?
2dc726 No.15129853
This is a simple way i would make a MMOish shooter work
>DFO/Dragon Nest/Lunia/C9/Kritika/Soul Worker (i am sure you know what i mean) styled early game lobby based game with hub worlds (then again for what i have heard that is how they all work)
>Classic talent tree with many things to put your points in
>16 active skills at max level. You should keep getting new active skills every 3th or so level with a max level being 50. QERTYFGH and 1-8 would work fine while still having WASD for movement
>Fast movement. You need to kill stuff fast and get to the next group of enemies fast
>Gear would have many different affixes like Path of Exile or Diablo 2
>Dungeons would follow the standard generic lobby based korean MMOARPG fomula with many different enemies and a big boss at the end
>End boss of said dungeon would deal a lot of damage but take like 90 sec to kill with standard gear for the level. Dungeons would take 5-8 min (standard for these types of games)
>Bosses do a lot of different attacks so you have to learn the boss (or outgear the boss) think Monster Hunter or if you was playing Zelda with 1 heart
>Classes like a archer, gunner, healer, Summoner, mage (i liked Evoker in Hellgate London)
>Class awaknings like DFO and similar games listed above that changes your class into a way stronger version at level 35
>Game would feel way more like an action shooter and not be a walking sim with casual easy combat and bosses.
97dc2d No.15129854
File: cc26dce5e10ae65⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 1.83 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Favorite_Franchises_Down_i….mp4)

>>15129475
>He still holds hope
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…..
a51795 No.15129888
>>15129747
Have you ever played Puzzle Quest? Something like this, except with no point.
2dc726 No.15129920
>>15129888
Puzzle and Dragons are the best match 3 because you have to think a little bit on what move you are going to do unlike classic match 3 where you just swap 2 different gems.
5b7b49 No.15129938
>>15129006
Skinny malnourished legs.
Holy fuck how does his legs not snap.
91871a No.15129940
>>15128869
and that's a good thing
09df05 No.15130028
>>15129854
Nah, never had any hope for this trash fire. I merely wanted any good exosuit game. It pains me greatly that these faggots get to flaunt around their giant budget and make an exosuit game that is shitty.
d5d70d No.15130172
>>15126710
>shooting your gun makes numbers pop out of the enemy
Jesus Christ, they're desperate if they're aping shit visual design from Borderlands. They're in goddamned mechs with advanced pilot interfaces and targeting displays. A simple depleting health bar done up like an estimation of enemy vitality, with a secondary bar for monitoring estimates of armor integrity and perhaps weakpoint highlights over the model after you've gained enough experience fighting enemies previously (or connecting to a database and drawing on other player's experience) if you never faced one before. They could even create scenarios where you're cut off from the network and have to figure out some enemies weaknesses on your own, after being handheld for a while. See if you can pick up on and extrapolate on the pattern after showing you a few examples first. That kind of thing.
Is the only reason why shit like Destiny/Division/Anthem showing you the numbers in damage that you do so that you can see in real-time how much shit your weapon is against higher-level enemies and encourage you to buy lootboxes to get those numbers to be bigger? These are basically MMO shooters, so I get that they need some kind of feedback on damage output - but why not just have a nice clean bound number-box next to the enemy health bar that displays damage dealt to correspond to the red-chips as the health bar goes down. Why does it always have to be this obnoxious eruption of numbers shit that just clutter up the screen?
450216 No.15130201
>>15130172
Poping up numbers actually fit Borderlands cartoon style. Like those sound effects images in the cartoons
>bam! zap! kapow!
Other artistic styles not so much.
6557ab No.15130238
The mechsuits and the flying around looks pretty cool but that's about it. The actual gameplay looks pretty easy and boring, anything else and I would have some hope for it to be potentially good but thankfully I know it's modern Bioware and therefore sure to be shit.
5f3112 No.15130265
how much you want to bet not a single character that were in the first trailer, either dont appear, will not have single dialogue tree and/or are relegated into mmo-like static npcs that do nothing?
000000 No.15130596
>>15130265
And they will all be turned into nigger faggots, female nigger dykes or deformed kikes.
6fb4c0 No.15130668
>>15129237
The fightan' shootan' robutts audience probably doesn't seek out games for the gay. So while they don't use it as advertising, it'll be in there as queer nation needs to poz a continuous stream of children to survive.
1c8999 No.15131635
>>15128388
>>15128436
>>15128620
>Endless comments about Warframe in these threads and on videos related to this game
>Decide to finally install Warframe and try it out
Fuck you guys, you all have brain damage. Warframe isn't scratching my power armor itch at all, it's nothing like what I'm seeing of Anthem. I feel more like a robot ninja than a flying armored death machine.
54e14b No.15131667
>>15126467
>that ramp
>all that annoying time building up
>doesn't even ramp off of it
I am already overflowing and yet that managed to touch a nerve.
ab6f3d No.15131672
>>15131635
Well, you are a robot ninja.
a51795 No.15132990
>>15129920
I think I'll stick to Puzzle Quest
450216 No.15132997
>>15131635
Warframe has flying armored death machine part. Latter. Its sucks. Flying is non engaging and makes combat primitive.
2c7760 No.15133044
>How do they manage to design a video game, which in its core nature is a fucking GAME, and make it look so boring, uninspired, stupid, bland, devoid of any purpose and fun?
By hiring people based on their sex and the color of their skin, instead of their actual skills?
7e1eaf No.15134690
>>15133044
>skill
That's ableist you bigot
bb119b No.15142381
>>15131635
Warframe fans are stockholm syndrome.
dce43d No.15142390
Does anyone have those pictures of this game having SPYWARE with capabilities of scanning the layout of your house through your wireless connection to determine your income group?