a52506 No.15097817
has it ever been established what the fuck this is supposed to mean? i think they're supposed to be finger guns, but that hardly counts as a gun shape. his index and middle fingers are curved way too much, they should be pointed straight
77e04a No.15097818
itt an autist tries to figure out what it's like to be a human being
a52506 No.15097825
this is a weird hand gesture that doesn't mean anything
d3212c No.15097827
He's just autistic, like you.
a52506 No.15097829
Doesn't my hand look like a gun? This is definitely a gun shape, right?
246a66 No.15097854
>>15097829
You're a fucking idiot, check my digits
84df80 No.15097855
>>15097817
Yes. It's just a stupid pointless hand gesture that some popular comedian in Nip land does. Since Kojimbo is a hack with nary an original thought in his head, he made Ocelot do these weird gestures.
a52506 No.15097857
>>15097855
which comedian does this?
5c332f No.15097871
It's a mocking callback to Snake's CQC pose when they first met. Ocelot is making fun of the martial arts technique since he's a gun aficionado, despite getting his ass whooped by it. Secret first person views in the game have EVA and Boss doing it to him behind his back to mock him for the weird hangup.
90600d No.15097886
>>15097871
This. He's just making fun of snake in his own autistic way.
25e38c No.15097890
>>15097854
you've got to post them first
at least >>15097829 got that part right
000000 No.15097892
>>15097817
It means Kojimbo is shit.
598d30 No.15097932
>>15097857
Some popular comedian in Nip land.
c649cb No.15098011
>>15097817
"You're pretty good"
Pay fucking attention.
856f3e No.15098075
>>15097817
I always thought is was a "I'm ready to go hand to hand whenever you are big guy" kinda thing. Kinda playful but in a "Hurr durr I'm so alpha" way.
6a5dd3 No.15098173
I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life,
Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!
Cause I'm the king of Fingerbang, let's not fight,
I'll just Fingerbang-bang you every night!
2bada7 No.15098214
23dbd8 No.15098217
>>15097817
You remember how Snake and Otacon had their own secret handshake? Well, this is pretty much Ocelot's secret handshake with Big Boss. He extends it to BB's clones as his own private in-joke
4621ed No.15098315
>>15097932
Ok but which one?
>>15098234
It's not like she didn't know pretty much everything else already.
2e158f No.15098430
>>15098234
Remember that time she slapped the shit out of Ocelot? She totally knew. If she didn't, she would have twisted his balls off instead.
90600d No.15098490
>>15098217
She acted much more motherly towards ocelot than any other character.
451f2c No.15098497
Metal Gear games are autistic as fuck, a lot of the characters reflect that as well as that stupid anime trope of people vocalizing HUH, UH, *SIGH*.
4079f3 No.15098548
>>15097817
Did you seriously never play with finger guns when you ware a kid?
5b2f51 No.15099043
>>15097817
I only played the mgs games in my mid twenties, about a year before 5 came out. I liked them so much that I autistically picked up ocelots gesture and use a variant in my actual life.
First, it was only with the guy who introduced me to the series, as a little in-joke. When I saw him, as a greeting of sorts. then I started doing it on some of my other friends. using it sometimes to underline a point I was making.
slowly it morphed into my normalfag behavior, and now sometimes I do it before realising that I'm doing it. going around pointing at people like a retard.
lately I've started doing it almost as a coping mechanism, when I'm meeting certain people I'm tense about. female roommate, for one.
she always smiles and asks me "are you shooting me?".
this is my most terrible secret.
To your point, I think it's just meant to be pointing at someone. Just, you know, "hey, you there!" "look at me!", demanding their attention. It's a power move, technically, but the silly anime version of one. That's why i like it, it's ironic and self-defeating. That's why it's so silly, its ocelot trying to be masculine and failing - but not really, because in-universe it sort of works. But then again, really, because it's fucking silly.
895c47 No.15099124
>>15099043
>it's Ocelot trying to be masculine and failing
You take that back! Ocelots are a proud creature!
62f587 No.15099218
>>15097825
>>15097817
It's a judo pose, he's taking a judo fighting stance.
2d98ea No.15099276
>>15099124
>Be young teen russian officer in USSR military
>like westerns from america
>it gets out because I showed a cool cowboy gun trick from a movie to a subordinate, and the higher ups hear about it
>instead of executing me they send me to some bumfuck jungle in ooga booga lands
>assign me to the fucking Ocelot brigade instead of the Red Wolf unit like I wanted
>Fuck it, i'm owning it, ocelots are big cats like tigers right?
>CO is a battle scarred gay electric eel, and the various officers are
>A literal 100 year old dude who sleeps on the job constantly
>A circus freak with a spider fetish
>some beekeeper
>an astronaut with dementia
>some really hot traitor from america
>betray russians and spy for america because they're dicks for sending me there
>turns out everyone on all sides is dicks
>betray everyone
895c47 No.15099494
>>15099276
Don't forget the part where you were born on the beaches of Normandy and your mother is the hot American traitor and that your dad is a psychic emo ghost who is helping the guy you are also coincidentally helping.
000000 No.15099525
>>15099494
Masterful. Could there ever be a series with more elegant and carefully constructed lore than MGS?
08df38 No.15099543
>>15098548
>children today will never play with finger guns because they're illegal in schools and result in an ass dicking from the tranny principal
07a1a5 No.15099564
>>15099276
>>15099494
>Mother is legendary Soldier
>Electric eel guy is actually holding me ransom but lets me have elite troops and pretty much do what I want like a step dad that doesn't give a fuck.
>Mom adopted son kicks my ass, but says I'm pretty good.
>Mom breaks one of my revolvers as punishment when sperging out too hard in front of scientist and revolver juggling.
>Shoot adopted bro in eye when trying to kill American spy.
>Mom slaps me.
>Betray electric eel step dad when he betrays Russia.
>Betray mother.
>Mother actually wants me to betray her so didn't actually betray her.
>jump out of plane after playing revolvers with adopted bro after he kills mom in final duel.
Just how much was Ocelot aware of?
698779 No.15099581
>>15099276
>young teen russian officer in USSR military
>Ocelot
>Russian
2d98ea No.15099589
>>15099581
He doesn't know that at the time.
Ocelot had a fucking confusing life.
895c47 No.15099593
>>15099543
When I was in Elementary, I got in trouble by the teachers at recess for playing Star Wars with my friends on the playground. They were freaking the fuck out and we just shrugged explaining that we were Clones hunting down Count Dooku. They "grounded" us from playing the rest of the time we were out their. Schools really hate children having fun that isn't "teacher safety approved." What the fuck is going to happen? 7 year olds shooting up their reading group?
>>15099564
Probably none of it besides what Zero and Big Boss told him afterwards.
ca5cb3 No.15099604
>>15099564
Given that he was Snake's CIA contact the whole time, my guess would be "all of it".
2d98ea No.15099614
>>15099494
Don't forget that he brainwashed himself to pretend to be his adopted brother's clone son's actual clone brother so he could destroy a war economy by pretending to be a terrorist while actually being a terrorist.
698779 No.15099616
>>15099543
>Children today will never know the joy of playing war with pretend guns made out of frame pool parts, old TV remotes and makeshift fake bombs made out of shoeboxes with calculators taped on the side
895c47 No.15099652
>>15099614
And the part where he did it so he could trick the patriots into thinking he works for them when he was already a founding member so he could lead his adopted brother's clone son, or should I say brother, who had the dominant memes into fighting against the patriots who he was already fighting against and that he inadvertently killed his adopted brother's hysterical hot GILF gf in a blaze of fire that contained the skelly of his adopted brother's other clone son who did nothing wrong.
8379e8 No.15099662
>>15099043
>slowly it morphed into my normalfag behavior, and now sometimes I do it before realising that I'm doing it. going around pointing at people like a retard.
lately I've started doing it almost as a coping mechanism, when I'm meeting certain people I'm tense about. female roommate, for one. she always smiles and asks me "are you shooting me?".
this is my most terrible secret.
/r9k/ tier pasta material.
07a1a5 No.15099673
>>15099593
>None of it
>>15099604
>All of it
Tactical Espionage Action
Reminder that Ocelot is the only one that was good at his job.
>Naked Snake was a distraction so that Joy's son could get extracted safely. Everything was done for Ocelot.
895c47 No.15099689
>>15099673
Every time I see that I think "damn that looks beautiful," but then I remember it's wasted on Yakuza scam machines.
209a46 No.15099691
Was Ocelot a good guy the whole time?
2d98ea No.15099708
>>15099691
He wasn't good all of the time, he just was good for all of the not all of the time.
0236ae No.15099764
>>15099691
Yes, he was a true cowboy.
cc1a96 No.15099765
>>15099543
>>15099616
>home schooled children used to be weird religious cultists too brainwashed to fit in with the rest of the kids and banned from any fun because it was "satanic" and who's studies are fucked up by illogical teaching
<now kids who go to school are weird social justice cultists too brainwashed to fit in with the rest of the kids and banned from any fun because it's "problematic" and who's studies are fucked up by illogical teaching (common core)
I did not see that coming.
c83a43 No.15099800
This is definitely a gun shape, right?
8379e8 No.15099808
>>15099800
Did you seriously just take a photo of your (Hopefully) unerect penis on your computer screen just to waste dubs?
Is that even your dick or is it your boyfriends?!
571b88 No.15099812
>>15099800
>Small Spic Cock.
Keked.
8379e8 No.15099816
>>15099812
Now now Anon, we odn't know if it's erect or not, and for all we know that could be a pajeet or a nigger
4621ed No.15099825
>>15099652
>so he could trick the patriots into thinking he works for them
Surely they didn't actually believe a guy who was constantly going on about the Patriots was actually be on their side? Isn't that what the whole la-le-lu-li-lo thing was for? Also it was Liquid who had the dominant genes, not Solid.
4621ed No.15099831
>>15099825
Ignore that last part, I am a retard
2d98ea No.15099841
>>15099808
>>15099816
An erect penis has a straight shaft, while an unerect penis is bulbous around the shaft, with the head of the penis extending out of the foreskin as it expands. That is in fact his erect dick. And
Source: I have a penis
8379e8 No.15099843
>>15099841
How horrifying.
b07071 No.15099848
>>15099841
>Source: I have a penis
>he isn't a little girl
895c47 No.15099868
>>15099825
>>15099831
I was about to say. I thought the whole thing between Liquid and Solid was that LS was envious of Solid because he thought that they gave him the recessive genes and SS the dominant ones.
2d98ea No.15099870
>>15099848
I'll have you know that I identify as a straight white bisexual gay lesbian that only fucks female animals on a Wednesday and Saturday, but is also male and currently undergoing an operation so I can physically identify as a japanese spiritkin implanted in a mecha suit with a synthetic dick 4 miles long and 10 miles wide.
Respect my horrible lifestyle and join me in my sex orgy which is focused on spreading AIDS into the general population, so we can finally adhere the the diversity standards set in place by Our FatherMother the whole Slanessh of the seven holy sins, praise Jesus.
895c47 No.15099878
>>15099870
I'd rather be a noise marine than a slut marine. Little sissy boys get all the attention because of the innate attention whoring imbued in their gay trap gene seed. That and they won't stop spreading their ass in front of me. No. I won't fuck you.
IT'S FUCKING GAY!
4621ed No.15099913
>>15099868
Yeah, that's right. Your post tripped me up because I read genes instead of memes and I just had to get my post out before I could take the time to read it properly. Why do genes and memes have to read so similarly?
209a46 No.15099923
Since we're talking about dicks and implications, wasn't it implied that Volgin fucked Eva while he was torturing her, on account of her proctitis?
8379e8 No.15099938
>>15099929
It's ok Anon, I jacked off to it, this morning actually. I unironically can't get erect unless I self insert as the characters having a big dick futa or otherwise because I have a 10.5 inch dick and can't get hard without self inserting anymore.
It's ok to say this because everyone is embarrassing themselves in this thread.
e9b079 No.15099944
>>15099800
>windows 10
>firefox
Faggot.
698779 No.15099951
>>15099923
That's what she gets from a session of electrical fisting
43a2e1 No.15100230
>>15099841
>An erect penis has a straight shaft
This isn't always the case. Certain genetic defects or damaging your penis while it's erect can make it curve upward or downward.
478ea5 No.15100400
>>15099944
what's wrong with firefox?
000000 No.15100714
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>15097817
Don't read too much into it. It's just Ocelot's own way of saying "You're pretty good". A gesture where you point to someone that you're impressed with.
>>15099923
She did get raped. Here are some choice quotes he said.
>"She has spunk"
>"She's a nice catch"
>"I'll take her"
Of course, all of this is just "implied". The same way Volgin fucking Raikov's boypussy is only alluded to, but never shown.
411ee2 No.15101236
>>15099938
>having this person tell you 'It's ok'
wewlads
d74185 No.15101300
>>15099276
You can't betray anyone if you don't consider yourself part of any affiliation :^)
7db60b No.15101310
>>15097829
your hand is cute
f8ccd6 No.15101314
>>15100400
>what's wrong with firefox?
Literally faggot, not specifically you. But, still you. :^)
dd40d8 No.15101337
>>15099765
Every Homeschooled kid I knew had strong religious virtues, and ended up having kids young and getting really good jobs.
Except one, who wanted to be edgy, but he ended up being a piece of shit, divorced, and fired from every job he worked. The more time goes on, the more I believe that Homeschool kids were had parents who saw the poz coming. And the "Homeschool kids are cultist" meme was propaganda/damage control.
I knew others that were straight up Jehova's though, and ya'know what? They were far less damaged than any of the kids I remember going to school with.
The 90's upon retrospect weren't that great schoolwise, since the bureaucratic shit was starting to pour in near the end of my stint. Seems like schools in major cities were guinea pigs. Highschool was pretty nice though, but I ended up going to Charter schools, so classes were small.
1907ae No.15101499
>>15100400
extremely bloated, try waterfox
698779 No.15101537
>>15101499
Waterfox is just as shit, if not more.
698779 No.15102044
>Finally come around to check out MGS' story
>Metal Gear Solid 1
>Mostly written by Motoyuki Yoshioka
>Ends with Snake and Meryl eloping, a well deserved ending for them
>10 years later, Metal Gear Solid 4
>Written by Hideo Kojima and some other nobody
>Suddenly Meryl is retconned into leaving Snake even after everything they've been through to marry the literal cringe-tier """comic""" relief side character whose shtick is to either fall unconscious with his ass up or literally shitting his pants due to stomachaches
What the fuck is all this shit
What the shit was that retarded westaboo thinking
698779 No.15102045
>>15102044
>Motoyuki Yoshioka
I mean Tomokazu Fukushima*
c5fa3d No.15102049
>has it ever been established what the fuck this is supposed to mean?
wasn't it a rough imitation of the gesture Naked Snake gave him after giving him the first "you're pretty good" moment
382c59 No.15102134
check ocelot's digits
now back to mine
67763c No.15102324
>>15101337
>And the "Homeschool kids are cultist" meme was propaganda/damage control.
And if the cultist line wasn't working, they just resorted to some shit about how any child who isn't surrounded by dozens of other children and a government employed authority figure for 7+ hours a day would invariably grow up to be socially maladjusted, miserable, and perhaps dangerous.
c5fa3d No.15102479
>>15101337
>They were far less damaged than any of the kids I remember going to school with.
funny, the jehova kids I knew grew up completely fucked
97f129 No.15102810
>>15099923
>>15100714
There's more evidence towards Volgin being gay for Slav Raiden (thunderbolt on thong, crotch grabbing). When he implies he's going to rape Eva, it's likely because he's trying to fuck with Sokolov's head or trying to convince people he's straight.
548493 No.15102818
>>15102134
>Not a counter trap anymore
gay
c434b5 No.15102828
>>15099218
I wonder if it's that or an Elvis tribute. He was into martial arts anyway.
27fadf No.15103202
>>15097932
>he is a hack becasue a comedian do this and he just copy it
<ok who?
>j-just listen and believe. I don’t need to show any proof
Go away
97608b No.15103264
I thought he was taking the piss out of Snake's gay looking judo, since he only does it whenever Snake was in a duel.
209a46 No.15104012
>>15102810
It was flat out said that he was Raikovs lover, that's where I think Eva got the proctitis from.
612021 No.15106206
>>15099841
>Source: I have a penis
Bullshit