78af1d No.15081080
Gary Oak confirmed most chad pokemon trainer?
a60031 No.15081094
>>15081080
Is this forreal
78af1d No.15081104
>>15081094
As real as it fucken gets.
a68457 No.15081105
>>15081094
no it's surreal
6bcd9a No.15081116
c837df No.15081119
>>15081080
>kids in Mexico play the same games as we do
yeah, and they dont illegally cross the damn border to buy them
95dc04 No.15081120
>>15081080
Is this the pedo guy and the reason why bulbagarden isn't the hip go-to pokepedia site anymore?
e72f1d No.15081142
At least it's not as bad as Lexy/Eevee was
c837df No.15081169
57aa4b No.15081184
Know how you can tell that this guy knows fucking nothing about the franchise? He used Gary Oak as a point of comparison, as opposed to Paul.
b01e9f No.15081217
>the immigration policy is not enough ash
Our policy has to job for 2 decades? What?
222775 No.15081273
>>15081080
People who commit crimes should have their children taken off them. Especially if they bring their kids with them while committing crimes putting said children in harms way.
That being said if this dudes mom had thrown him from a moving vehicle when he was a kid she'd deserve a medal so I guess there's a bit of a grey area.
cd2071 No.15081274
cd2071 No.15081285
>>15081184
Gary was a fucking bro and a baller
d419d3 No.15081301
57aa4b No.15081320
http://archive.is/xDRnK
>>15081285
Even if Gary acted like an asshole early on, he was never an asshole to his pokemon, as far as I can recall. And even that assholeishness kinda disappeared over time. Which makes this comparison doubly-retarded.
78af1d No.15081321
>Treats his pokemon with discipline and leadership.
>Takes charge in battles and always comes out as the victor.
>Keeps them in the balls because they could be safety hazards to the people around him.
>Teaches his pokemon to respect him as the alpha of the pack.
>Justifiably acts smug in the face of victory.
Why shouldn't every trainer aspire to be Gary Oak?
7c6f64 No.15081323
>>15081116
Kill yourself, obvious leftist.
bf29ae No.15081334
698716 No.15081352
>>15081120
The pedophile was Liam "What are be going to do on the bed?" Pomfret, also known as "Archaic". He's the founder and head administrator of Bulbagarden.
>>15081148
Bulbagarden and Bulbapedia are run by a pedophile. They had secret admin and mod only forums for trading lolicon art of their favorite pokegirls and wrote fanfics shipping themselves with them, and erped with each other. Among their secret boards they had one for sharing pics and nudes of themselves - which underaged mods were allowed to post in too, and supposedly Pomf tried encouraging some of the underaged mods to post nudes. Pomf also publicly implied he had interest in real kids too, using that "age is just a number" excuse. Because of all of this shit, one of his mods went rogue and leaked info about all of the secret shit going on. This is one of the main reasons why bulbapedo isn't used much anymore.
d419d3 No.15081353
>>15081184
Didn't Ash always lose to Paul and Gary? It goes to show that their way is better.
a98abd No.15081362
Serebii is for chads, Bulbapedo is for incels.
57aa4b No.15081374
>>15081353
Almost always. Ash beat Gary in the Johto league tourney. Ash beat Paul in the Sinnoh tourney, with the same team that he used in their previous battle.
add088 No.15081399
a68457 No.15081400
>>15081301
That meme was apparently ahead of its time.
6bcd9a No.15081407
>>15081352
>wanting to fuck pokegirls makes you a pedo
You could have just skipped straight to the actual pedo shit instead of going on a wild goose chase.
cf32ea No.15081446
>>15081080
GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
a99e23 No.15081452
>runs a pokemon wiki and knows his life is utterly worthless
>trying to jump on the Drumpf bandwagon to feel important by sending a generic spam message to his elected officials and donating $5 of autism bucks to the ACLU
Absolutely pathetic.
000000 No.15081470
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>As the Galactic Battles opening theme: "Stand up, for what is right. Be brave, get ready to fight."
Lamest and cringiest thing I read all day.
>>15081353
Well, who did you think would get better results?
A militant mindset that expects success from his pokemon. No exceptions.
Or some hippie faggot that passes out participation trophies for losers.
51f16a No.15081515
>>15081080
If you love them latinos that much why don't you go and live in the favelas, dumbass? Your bedroom in your mom's house in that white neighborhood with safety, high Internet speed and basically every single technology created for your comfort must be something you hate, ==FAGGOT==
13fca3 No.15081536
>>15081080
>Be more like Ash
<A faggot trainer that hasn't won a league since the Orange Islands
<A faggot who literally has pussy thrown at him and swerves hard as fuck to miss it
<A faggot who never ages, grows or learns
Yeah, I'd rather be Gary "Chad" Oak.
43e074 No.15081539
>people are like pokemon
I lost. Fucking, Allegory Autism Olympics.
d419d3 No.15081554
>As the Galactic Battles opening theme: "Stand up, for what is right. Be brave, get ready to fight."
75b9d0 No.15081567
>>15081321
I stopped following pokeymen when I was 14, did Gary ever do anything wrong? All I remember him doing was boasting that he was obviously leagues ahead of Ash, justifiably so, since the latter didn't really do much capturing nor indexing of pokeymen.
13fca3 No.15081589
>>15081470
>>15081080
>He used the worst theme song to add the "emotional punch" for his rally cry.
People just want to play their cock fight simulator in peace. Their official twatter tried this same bullshit and the "Pokécommunity" couldn't give less of shit. See for yourself.
https://archive.fo/RLdOU
a27085 No.15081591
>>15081080
>>15081320
The replies agreeing to this stance are so nauseating and drowns out how hilarious that OP post otherwise is.
49166c No.15081597
Pokemon Showdown's current moderation approach is very Gary and not enough Ash. While an Ash wants to let his mons hang with him and have fun Gary keeps them using the same smogon sets. People are like pokemon - they don't want to be stuck in a pokeball which in this case is the suspect test camps set up by Zarel.
When Fungame was set up a lot of people said it didn't have a chance at succeeding. Those people were major Garys. Always nagging about focusing on depression but i knew what was more important. That one day all us pokephiliacs would come together to circlejerk around a really big (((issue))). Today is that day. Today is the day we show why fungame exists. We can't let Zarel and other funphobic pigs get away with this. Now this isn't about politics. This isn't political. This is about decency. This is about the gay community standing as one and saying "/me unzips"
Dozens of memes have been taken from their teams and being kept in cages, placed into suspect test camps. Not even NFEs are exempt with the reports of the smogon council agents banning them. Treating memes this way is wrong. Mons are all the same, there's no difference. Spics use the same mons we do. We must stand as one, we must fight back.
But what can we do to help? As always, if you're a pokemon showdown user, please contact the elected moderators. Make sure they know that they are gigantic faggots. There are also several chatrooms you can spam, that will support the mons at the OU suspect test or that will attempt to reunite these broken metas. You can also take part of champing in fungame.
Falsesense once said, "Do consider that most people on the ladder are looking for more serious matches". As Hulk Hogan's theme goes, "Fight for what's right, fight for your life!"
3c3b91 No.15081613
>>15081407
Doesnt that depend on the state youre in?
6bcd9a No.15081620
>>15081613
You're thinking of country.
7a55d0 No.15081637
>>15081567
He lost to Ash in Jotho I think and later became a Ranger if memory serves right.
f6c2ba No.15081639
>>15081536
how come someone is so hardwired to be fucking loser like this going far as see something negative as positive
d419d3 No.15081649
>>15081589
It's ironic because ICE agents are practically pokemon rangers. They spend all day fighting and catching mutts at the border region.
6bcd9a No.15081651
>>15081649
But they don't get to keep them, so what's the point?
9ab5ad No.15081653
>>15081651
Why the fuck would you want to keep them.
4c92f2 No.15081658
>>15081597
>elected moderator
aren't they appointed from the most ass kissing in the help room?
>Falsesense once said, "Do consider that most people on the ladder are looking for more serious matches". As Hulk Hogan's theme goes, "Fight for what's right, fight for your life!"
Needs a "Beastie Boys said, 'You gotta fight… For your right… TO PAAAARTY!'"
e61d62 No.15081664
6bcd9a No.15081672
>>15081653
So you can make them fight each other for experience and money, duh. How else are you gonna take on the Elite 4?
000000 No.15081674
>>15081649
ice agents: gotta catch 'em all
c54baf No.15081694
>>15081080
What's with wikis and faggots like these?
78af1d No.15081783
>>15081694
I guess kiddy shit attracts beta males and losers like these guys and thanks to the media telling our good little goys that staying a kid forever is a a-ok choice.
cf32ea No.15081848
>>15081694
>>15081783
It's quite simple: Recruitment. Faggots seek to recruit young boys, thus they invade and create the places where they congregate.
3805e5 No.15081857
>>15081848
>>15081694
It's not even that, it's just leftists worming into positions of power to spew bullshit from as high up as possible.
633259 No.15081869
>>15081539
>Falling Down reaction image
I could care less about the thread, god tier movie
90f02c No.15081893
>>15081080
Is this some new pasta?
57aa4b No.15081933
>>15081597
>Falsesense
I fucking lost.
f14550 No.15081957
Mr Redditor is supposedly going to release a video about this forum "today" Hopefully he will realize how much autism there is on the Smogon forums
c837df No.15081958
>>15081536
isnt the comic way better than the cartoon?
64142a No.15081966
>>15081957
No one here should care about the opinion of an e celeb.
78af1d No.15081971
>>15081928
Are you lost? Reddit is just right around the corner.
c837df No.15081972
>>15081653
got to get them all, anon.
90f02c No.15081973
>>15081957
>caring about eceleb cancer
anon please
78af1d No.15081980
>>15081957
Who's Mr. Redditor?
fe03c2 No.15081983
>>15081080
this actually kind of works
because you know what else Gary does that Ash doesn't ??
WIN
a68457 No.15081986
>>15081980
I think Mr. Metokur.
c59ae6 No.15082052
f14550 No.15082060
>>15081966
>>15081973
I'm just pointing it out since OP's pic is from his twitter
64142a No.15082066
>>15082060
And the old saying is proven true once more, OP is a faggot.
78af1d No.15082078
add088 No.15082203
>>15081983
>2 megabyte trump gif
go back to cuck/pol/
f14550 No.15082364
>>15082078
Mr. Redditor, formerly known as Mr. Metokur/Jim
a99d08 No.15082477
>>15081536
To be fair, he actually did beat the Battle Frontier, but turned down a job offer to keep training and exploring. It's just that any actual league the writers have to cuck him out of winning, like if he ever were to they'd have to replace him and Pikachu as the main characters and then no one would bother to watch anymore. But honestly, letting Ash actually win, and become a "Brock" sort of mentor to another new trainer would do a world of good if you ask me. Instead he got his ass kicked so hard he had to go back to school.
>>15081958
The manga at least doesn't have the constantly reset a recurring protagonist's skill and intelligence, the way the anime does, by virtue of having actually new protagonists for new regions, thus they can make stupid rookie mistakes and have it feel natural to their development, unlike Ash.
fe03c2 No.15082552
>>15082203
suck my cock you pencil dick sperg
57aa4b No.15082561
>>15082477
Ash's power level is kind of all over the place, which can be blamed on shit writing. One episode, he can go into a league match, and despite losing, be the only person in the tourney to even knock out any of his opponent's pokemon, then a few episodes later, get skunked by a trainer having his first battle.
7a42da No.15082685
Less Gary
Less Ash
MORE RED
85a656 No.15083325
>>15081637
Nah, he became a researcher like his gramps.
It was probably meant to tie in to the story from the Spaceworld beta, where Blue decided to help out at the lab, after losing the championship and getting humiliated in front of Oak.
Notably, he speaks more politely compared to Gen 1. e.g. "boku" instead of "ore"
Also, it was originally set a year later, instead of three. Gen 1 came out in 1996, while the beta's from 97.
>>15081672
Not everyone wants to take on the League Challenge. Most trainers retire around adulthood and get a normal job, if Gen 7's any indication.
The only reason Red and Blue show up at the Battle Tree is to work.
6f120c No.15083338
>>15081539
These people can't make real life choices without them being hamfisted into some sort of fantasy world bullshit to make them "understand". Its like finger paint for their brains.
b99a21 No.15083360
>>15081080
>My mom was a major Gary
>NO GARY, THIS IS WRONG
0bf476 No.15083380
>>15081080
>>BulbaGarden
What an intredasting occurrence. Mr Metokur just put out a BulbaGarden video…
43fec0 No.15083412
>>15081672
That's more of a CIA thing
000000 No.15083424
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>>15083380
MisterMetokur, Razorfist, and Sargon are the only youtubers I tune into these days. All because they like to mercilessly bash sjws and their insane bullshit.
685d70 No.15083445
>>15083424
>sargon
go away soyfather
b99a21 No.15083446
db46a4 No.15083448
>>15083424
>Sargon the Holy Emperor of the Liberalists
Oh hi cuck.
620183 No.15083451
>>15083424
>Sargon
>le moderate leftist
cant you just use my taxmoney for welfare and fuck off
b237fa No.15083453
Did someone say Gary Oak?
add088 No.15083457
>>15083424
>soygoy
>razorcunt
Did you get off the same boat from cuck/pol/ as fe03c2?
009ab5 No.15083501
>>15083457
>metokur
>at all
I think you need to go back.
add088 No.15083521
>>15083501
Relatively speaking, he's not nearly as bad as the other two.
>>15083510
Upvoted, my greatest ally.
009ab5 No.15083554
>>15083521
Naw, worse. When it comes down to it, doing something > doing nothing. Attempting to fix shit > bitching about things and wrongly calling people autistic.
620183 No.15083568
>>15083554
>wrongly calling people autistic.
That's really grey-homosexual for you to say, autistic anon.
add088 No.15083572
>>15083554
Forget soygon and razorfag, what the fuck has any e-celeb ever done? You really think adding a new autistic context to the word "individual" is some kind of accomplishment?
2d5368 No.15083577
>>15083424
>Sargon
Whats your favorite flavor of Soylent?
089b4b No.15083978
>>15081869
>god tier movie
yes it is and there hasn't been one to match it in 25 years and there probably will never be one within your lifetime.So now you're gonna die with the knowledge of that,how does it feel?
0d03e3 No.15083990
>Gary Oak
>Implying that's a bad thing
0d03e3 No.15083998
>>15083554
> wrongly calling people autistic.
Oh so somebody is the bad guy here?
f14550 No.15084027
>>15083424
I think you are in the wrong board
7bb7b7 No.15084138
>>15083424
> Sargon
hi reddit
210d7b No.15084212
>>15083424
I want to fuck Pikachu.
11ae69 No.15084247
>>15081273
People who commit crimes should have their children killed to prevent their criminality from spreading, and to teach the parent a very important lesson.
a61857 No.15084258
>>15083424
>MisterReddit
>wrong facts everytime, can't in ironic posting
>said wasn't whore himself in gumbergate, whore himself in patreon now
>said wasn't bash on SJW again, bash them now cause despair to recover his dwindling userbase
The only half-decent "SJW-basher" if you may is Bearing, constant, coherent and egoless 100% pure australian banter since ever.
4d5c3a No.15084854
>>15081080
Oak confirmed for lying sack of shit.
bed0f7 No.15085002
>>15081536
I want to hurt whatever nip made the decision to do this shit to GS Misty.
>>15081589
Holy shit.
>>15083424
>tfw even the people who understand how full of shit these pathetic retards are can show faggotry
1c177e No.15085025
>>15084854
Is that where the b+down meme came from?
faa94f No.15085055
>>15081536
>A faggot trainer that hasn't won a league since the Orange Islands
Not sure what message they're trying to tell to kids when ash is always a failure.
cbba39 No.15085070
>>15081080
>Quoting President Eisenhower, who did the largest mass deportation of Mexicans in American history (Operation Wetback) while trying to condemn Trump for his policy towards illegals
bed256 No.15085080
>>15081957
Is there a reason why anons on here have disliked him besides the fact he occasionally name drops 8chan and we get floods of newfags?
494afd No.15085137
>>15085080
>collects money from Patreon after calling it hipster welfare
>turns what should be single videos into multi-part series to meet Patreon quota, then drop the series
>goes on podcasts almost daily despite having work to do
>plays off his mistakes as jokes instead of admitting he was wrong
He's also ruined /cow/ by mentioning the board in his videos and on livestreams, so not only did his ass kissers flock there, but the bloodsport rejects as well. The amount of people who whip out buzzwords like "hater" or "contrarian" when you badmouth Internet Asshat or TonkaTrucks is disgusting.
411372 No.15085190
More like VULVA GARDEN AMIRITE?
018e8b No.15085266
>>15081694
Almost by default, to be able to seriously commit to any sort of serious activity on the Wiki platform requires you to have autism and a certain degree of mental illness. Of course it's going to attract faggots.
594a6f No.15085324
7bb7b7 No.15085697
>>15081080
Gary Oak did nothing wrong.
000000 No.15086188
>anchored thread
Wow. Had I known it'd be this easy to detail a thread by merely mentioning 3 anti-sjw youtubers, I would've done it sooner. :^)
33ada4 No.15086788
>>15083424
>Sargon
>The fat fuck that gets paid hispter welfare for attention whoring with their fellow e-celeb cancer
Please get out.
2ec16b No.15087221
>>15086188
The thing is, it's obvious you didn't do it on purpose but rather that you just have reddit tier taste
a27085 No.15089246
>>15083424
Not sure what is more upsetting, the youtubers this torfag listed or that the only issue everyone have here in the replies is just Sargon and not the other two.
7b1c8a No.15089294
>>15089246
Razorfag at least has some charisma and his aesthetics are alright, even if his opinions and taste are shit most of the time. Jimbo on the other hand is a genuinely good entertainer pretending to be a journalist. His content is basically pointing his finger at something and laughing which at the end of the day is fairly harmless and not particularly cancerous. His biggest mistakes like one anon said above is not respecting rules 1 and 2, which makes him a fag.