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e7bac2 No.15026812
So we've got
>pozzed actors
>liberal Sony
>nu del Toro
>gameplay that looks like a Unity project
and now Kojima talking about how it's best to avoid combat and "reconnect" people with some artsy actor nodding along making sure everything he says checks out. Is it safe to say the hype is dead and the game will be shit? At the very least the story will be Hollywood approved.
82c004 No.15026817
>>15026812
Its a faggot walking simulator. What do you expect Anon?
5ded7f No.15026833
>>15026812
People had hype for this? I didn't notice.
8edbc5 No.15026845
What hype? It was dead on arrival.
585698 No.15026855
Video games that model their characters after famous actors are cancer. Why the fuck would you want to immediately kill suspension of disbelief? If you want to use real people, go the LA Noire route and use unknowns. This game is gonna blow.
768465 No.15026866
>>15026817
>le emote as a girl meme
>look at my bored anime thot
>I wish I had a vagina
You calling anything faggot is interesting.
Faggot.
a6308e No.15026867
>>15026833
>>15026845
There was some interest back when the first two trailers were released, since the setting looked pretty interesting. Then most anons went flaccid since it looks like MGSV again but with spooky ghost stealth set in Scotland or something. At least the lorefags are fun to look at and laugh.
The more I see about this the more I believe this is just some scheme made by kojombo in order to hang out with those cool hollywood actors.
9890cf No.15026892
>>15026812
There a number of reasons this game was doomed from the start;
>Kojima tried to do the same thing he did with MGSV by being all mysterious and shit with the marketing to build hype and MGSV ended up being underwhelming in many regards.
>His autistic infatuation with A-list actors which hasn't worked well for any game
>Dodging any and every question regarding the actual nature of the game to keep the mystery which would eventually end up in disappointment
And let's not forget the fact that Kojima hasn't written a good game since Fukushima left Konami, so it's clear that this game is going to be so far up Kojima's ass that it will eat the baby's turds for breakfast.
8b6db1 No.15026903
A comfy hiking simulator is what I'm seeing.
With whiplash moments of time ghosts raping you and your baby.
Not sure how to feel about it, hopefully they make the hiking itself interesting.
a5a85f No.15026934
I personally think everything we have been shown is a FUCKING ruse and Kojima is still vice president of Konami.
585698 No.15026941
>>15026903
Anything with a Hollywood actor in it is automatically not comfy. They didn't even get a good actor which makes it even worse.
0f493f No.15026993
>>15026812
People are memeing about it and saying "Is it a game?"
569180 No.15027036
>>15026812
Unironically the only game I'm excited for. Everything else I know what I'm getting. Only game with any sense of mystery about it.
aafc1f No.15027041
>>15026833
>People had hype for this?
Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Last year, they showed some weird "cinematic" trailer with zero gameplay and people were tripping over each other to autistically screech with hype. Finally get a trailer with gameplay and it's a fucking walking simulator.
It's time for Kojimafags to face reality. The westaboo Hideo Kojima overdosed on Hollywood poz and has joined with the influences that are killing gaming.
6eb439 No.15027046
>>15026903
This, I thought it looked pretty comfy with pockets of intrigue. Kojima has said that you can trip and fall, get swept away by rivers, climb etc. so it's not just press X to walk forward. And the visuals and story look like they'll be pretty memorable. Cautious interest.
e99e59 No.15027048
>>15026866
Your dubs have been revoked.
569180 No.15027058
>the game is only about what is shown in the trailers
LOL at brainlets who think this only about walking
670f9d No.15027069
>>15027058
What's worse, Cyberpunk sun autists, or death stranding walkers?
5f20c2 No.15027081
>People were ever hype for this shit
>People never realized how much of a cucked westaboo faggot Kojima is and how he is brainwashed by hardcore leftists because he thinks that's what America actually is like
>People thought that he actually had the ability to make good games outside of MGS
>People thought that the reason MGS was good was him and not the rest of Konami's staff
7d879f No.15027084
>>15026812
>walking simulator is SJW
Wow.
569180 No.15027087
>>15026934
No. Kojima Productions was registered as a separate entity and is not longer affiliated with Konami. And don't give me that "they licensed out the IP to him". They're not going to license one of their flagship IPs to someone who left the company on bad terms (proof: not being allowed to accept award for MGSV).
c7f5c7 No.15027101
>>15026812
Sadly, Kojima gets more poisoned by (((Hollywood))) with each passing year. He clearly has nothing more to offer for people who enjoyed Metal Gear, Boktai, Zone of the Enders, etc.
That man is no more. The Hideo Kojima of today caters to people who enjoy long walks on the beach and pedicures. Congratulations, (((Hollywood))).
abb9c9 No.15027108
>>15026812
>pozzed actors
u wot m8
e7bac2 No.15027111
>>15027101
watch, he's going to be worse than Tatsuya Ishida by the end.
8b6db1 No.15027116
>>15026941
Funky Reedus is pretty comfy, he's just a doofy looking guy you'd see in your trailer park. Not sure of his hollywood shenanigans though.
>>15027046
Same, you see some hints of that in the trailer, certain packages give you certain obstacles to deal with (such as a corpse having a difficult center of gravity to deal with, moving from side to side, bigger packages being too top heavy, etc)
If they don't make it linear, and give you tools to traverse (such as rope, the ladder, the extra pair of shoes) then it should be interesting, they might even have a system for dealing with injury, or points/currency deducted for losing packages)
I'm very cautious though.
23b63d No.15027154
>>15026866
checked
>>15027116
is that maisie?
e7bac2 No.15027167
>>15027116
>>15027046
why not just play Final Fantasy XV and see what you're in for.
e94ef1 No.15027169
>>15027101
>implying Kojimbo's artsy movie projects are a result of outside influence
He's always been a cinematography nerd and has been trying to blend movies and games into some kind of transcendent art form ever since MGS. Death Stranding is clearly the game he's always wanted to make and can only do so now that he has the budget and freedom from publisher restraints.
61fb46 No.15027178
>>15026812
>>15026817
BACKPACK
CUCKING
SOLID
8b6db1 No.15027183
>>15027167
I did, it was comfy, but the ending fell apart.
And it's a shame too, I would play a game about the big bad becoming the big bad that he was.
Needed more story, and more road trip, tbh
f66df9 No.15027202
Wish it will be a bit like Blame! in feelings.
0c53b0 No.15027235
Its probably going to be one of those games I end up buying three years later for twenty quid.
36b70e No.15027240
>>15026812
So people here rightfully shit on Kojima yet still defend Todd as "being held back by Pete."? Have you considered that Morrowind is "good" despite Todd's involvement instead of because of his involvement?
f66df9 No.15027242
>>15027235
Is that Will Rock Remastered?
0c53b0 No.15027244
>>15027242
Soul Caliber Five, my favourite stage
e724e0 No.15027392
>>15026892
>muh Fukushima
He wrote Ghost Babel, it sucked (story wise), it was literally MGS1 minus the real world politics.
f66df9 No.15027406
>>15026892
Кирилл, заебал блять со своим Фукушимой, иди нахуй.
e62b82 No.15027421
Someone so much as whispers "Death Stranding" and a half dozen pictures of topless Norm Reedus appear. Gettin real fucking sick of it.
1bcc6d No.15027471
>pozzed actors
>liberal Sony
>nu del Toro
I thought Reedus was just a lucky redneck who struck gold with TWD? Not saying you're wrong but you're also posting a lot of /v/-buzzwords with no proof. I liked most Del-Toro movies i've seen as well but apparently he's on the bad goy list now too. Either way i was concerned too when they started pulling hollywood names into the game because that's a lot of budget used on non-gameplay aspects but I don't wanna write the game off completely yet.
1f45c0 No.15027489
>>15026892
Remember that every dime he's spending on these actors could have otherwise gone into the game's design or its content. If you didn't know it was doomed from the start with Kojima's Hollywood boner then you deserve all the disappointment that will follow.
569180 No.15027527
>>15027489
The only thing I'm worried about is that with full creative freedom Sony won't be inclined to pressure him to stick to a release date. Fuck, it took him like 5 years to make MGS4 and 5 and that was with Konami hounding him about time/budget.
1f45c0 No.15027551
>>15027527
Sony's got more money in the bank but they've also got fewer blockbusters this generation to move consoles. Koji will blow their budget on hookers and blow and they won't be able to do much about it because having one less game on the horizon will hurt them even more.
1bcc6d No.15027565
>>15027553
>Graphics and premise look pretty nice.
environments are nice looking for sure but they're worryingly barren, reminding me of MGSV. I am not against wandering around and delivering things if there's stuff to explore fight/avoid in between but koji is doing his absolute best to avoid showing the juicy bits of the gameplay
b41435 No.15027620
>>15026812
i just hope the e3 presentation was just showing off in-engine graphics and is not the actual game itself. it's a longshot though.
>>15026921
>>15027048
>$10
i don't understand, what is this?
32936e No.15027621
>>15026812
>>15026855
>>15026867
It’s all about himself. His contempt for art and entertainment, specially video games, is only as big as his ego. Now that the fraud has been validated by Hollywood, of course he’s going to take advantage of that rotten prestige just for self-indulgence.
>Not picking best Walking Dead.
>>15027240
Liking Todd Howard is a meme.
>>15027392
Still better than Kojima. We got atrocities such as MGS4, PW, and V after he left.
82c004 No.15027640
>>15027620
Goons have to pay 10 bucks to post on something awful.
1f45c0 No.15027650
>>15027620
>not knowing the tex bux meme
It's what somethingawful goons have to do before they join the SA forums and then as a result progressively lose all sense off humor.
a6308e No.15027653
>>15027620
>i just hope the e3 presentation was just showing off in-engine graphics and is not the actual game itself
They've been showing off in-engine graphics since day one. They did show gameplay which was
>walking around
>sneaking around
>>15027621
>but muh darryl
I've never seen a single chapter of that series.
61eb64 No.15027662
>>15027240
Morrowind was good because of Todd's extra involvement though. He was involved in everything including designing little things and writing the lore. He wasn't that involved in Skyrim and even less in Oblivion, that was Ken Rolston's game. Fallout games? Those were mostly designed by Emil.
a3b2e4 No.15027729
>>15027058
Cuckchan is in full swing.
b41435 No.15027740
>>15027650
>>15027640
>you have to pay 10 bucks to post on a website
yikes
>>15027653
well if that's not the case then hopefully it's a really good caravan simulator. if the gameplay is truly shit then it'll be a sad day to see the fall of kojima
54d99c No.15027753
>>15027553
>You're going to have to accept to appreciate media regardless of the creator's political views or just shut yourself away from all modern medium
<watch less TV because it's pozzed
<rarely go to movies because it's pozzed
<read less comics because it's pozzed
<play less videogames because it's pozzed
Yeah nigger that does and has been happening. Probably not the only anon on the site this has happened to.
569180 No.15027770
b41435 No.15027773
>>15027753
there's still books!
right?
a3b2e4 No.15027777
>>15027620
>Not knowing about 10bux
>>15027640
>>15027650
>Spoonfeeding
f06091 No.15027818
>>15026903
The death mechanic will be interesting I think, seems when you die the area will explode and you'll have to navigate the exploded wreckage.
77ca66 No.15027836
I'm just waiting for Death Stranding to drop so I can be the most smug son of a bitch alive when it's revealed to be complete and total shit. No going back, no maybes or excuses. Just pure, unadulterated autistic, auteur, edgy, pretentious walking simulator bullshit. I'm practically salivating.
416fb8 No.15027849
>>15027777
Beautiful quads of condemnation.
e724e0 No.15027853
>>15027621
>Still better than Kojima
Objectively incorrect, MGS 4/PW/5 are at least funny at points and put current politics at the forefront (if only to mangle them).
MG:GB was just nothing. the plot was incredibly predictable and might as well not have been there.
5e8108 No.15027865
>>15027836
are they gay? or are japs just comfortable getting that close / letting another man that close to your ass
833eb3 No.15027882
>>15027753
>not reading japanese comics
>not watching japanese cartoons
>not playing your never ending vidya backlog
>not learning moonrunes to make that backlog even bigger
are you even fucking trying, mate?
569180 No.15027887
>>15027836
It's been stated many times in interviews that it's an action game.
833eb3 No.15027895
>>15027887
>press o to kill
>press x to spare
>20 minutes of cinematic experience
0e3a70 No.15027898
>>15027887
Yeah, but when they've shown none of it, why should people believe them?
e7bac2 No.15027914
>>15027887
>an action game.
nah, watch the latest interview with Kojima. It's now some special snowflake genre. It may have action elements but supposedly it's best if you avoid them.
569180 No.15027924
>>15027898
I mean, I'm just as disappointed that there was no real engagement in the "gameplay" reveal. But you don't honestly believe this is going to be like a third person Dear Esther?
569180 No.15027929
>>15027914
I took that to mean in the same sense it was best to avoid combat in MGS games.
efa156 No.15027931
>>15026812
Hype is a mental illness. Having hype for anything is a mistake.
Anything with any involvement from the child rapists from Pedowood is guaranteed to be shit and marxist propaganda.
And this "game" is being developed by a the fraud that took credit for the Metal Gear franchise from it's true creators.
>>15026866
Impotent as all leftists. Weak as all talking dogs (women).
>>15027853
And still better than anything by Kojimbo, the fraud.
>>15027553
No. We will move to other mediums free of impotent cucks (liberals) while also manipulating normalfags to kill liberals.
You are all weak freaks, easily disposable.
>>15027058
If it is good, we will wait until we can pirate it. Our money will never go to any company. Stay mad, impotent soyboy.
a3b2e4 No.15027936
>>15027865
Well my animes tell me nips are very okay being nude around the same sex.
61eb64 No.15027941
>>15027887
Is that a Nerf gun?
61eb64 No.15027950
>>15027936
They also tell me that nips love feminine dudes and traps.
54d99c No.15027962
>>15027882
I do read and play my finlandian throat jamblejongles. But nowadays I just read that and past western works ,which is less,because so much recent stuff is shit.
569180 No.15027969
>>15027941
Looks like an AR of some type.
0e3a70 No.15027980
>>15027924
Who knows at this point. For all I know, they could've planned it to be an action game, but decided to make it a walking simulator instead.
f0645d No.15027988
I don't really care about the game being good or not I just want more weird shit and stupid trailers tbh.
a6308e No.15027994
>>15027969
>that ugly borderlands tier fishgun
a3b2e4 No.15028002
>>15027988
Hitler is right. I don't even want a game. I just want a movie by kojimbo full of autistic and esoteric shitposting.
5e8108 No.15028006
>>15027994
I legit thought this was from BL but rendered in Destiny's engine at first.
>>15027936
mildly gay
54d99c No.15028030
>>15027988
>I just want more weird shit and stupid trailers tbh
>>15028002
>I don't even want a game
You do realize that is the point
ee29b3 No.15028129
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>>15026812
>Death Stranding
It seems like a videogame version of that one movie "Quiet Place" or something like that. Sam is a mailman and the creatures are extra-dimensional horrors that only infants can detect. Seriously though, it seems weird for the sake of being weird. MGS was at least cool, with a very interesting support cast. Imagine any of the mgs games without the bosses in them. They would be absolute shit. Imagine the mgs games without the mgs soundtrack to back it up. It would be dull as shit. Getting spotted and having alert start playing as you try to escape is still a highlight of the various games. DS could be an interesting game, but the weird bs really needs to stop. It needs some serious meat and potatoes if it's going to even have a chance.
ee29b3 No.15028153
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>>15028129
A large part of me is thinking the game is going to be as empty as MGSV was. All the trailers mostly showed was Sam walking around. The girl mentioned a town, so I'm guessing towns are going to be the major hubs and perhaps a source of "missions". DS is really going to need something special to give it legs and I do mean gameplay-wise. The girl also mentioned that the creatures can manipulate time and use it to age anything they touch. Perhaps, some time fuckery will occur. The player goes through various periods of time and has to achieve some major overarching goal. I still really wish they would show off the actual gameplay and walking isn't gameplay.
82c004 No.15028154
>>15027969
Why is there a scope inbetween the iron sights? Doesn't that defeat the point of having iron sights? There doesn't appear to be a rail on the top of it either, so it had to be designed that way from the begining….
569180 No.15028181
>>15028154
I know fuck-all about guns but to me it looks modded for purposes it wasn't originally intended for.
ee29b3 No.15028223
>>15028154
>Why is there a scope inbetween the iron sights
It's called a backup. That's also assuming the scope is detachable. It happens when people co-witness the sights. This happens a lot with red-dots as they can fail at bad times and that's when you switch to iron sights. If you didn't have iron sights when your primary sights fail, then you get fucked.
>>15028181
>>15028154
A lot of people don't. Having said that, the rifle looks pretty ugly with that color scheme and bulk. I don't like that yellow. There's a sling swivel stud on the back, but none up front. The rifle is chambered in 5.56 Nato, so it doesn't look like the game is set too far in the future. It looks like it's missing its barrel too. That is unless it extends out.
569180 No.15028256
>>15028223
>co-witness
So the red dot aligns with back iron sight? And if it breaks, you can just take it off and use the regular iron sights?
61eb64 No.15028298
Isn't Junji Ito also working on this?
296a70 No.15028578
>People still think Kojima has done anything of worth besides just ripping off (((Hollywood)))
Seriously the most overrated nip in the industry.
36b70e No.15028593
>>15027662
>Morrowind was good because of Todd's extra involvement though. He was involved in everything including designing little things and writing the lore. He wasn't that involved in Skyrim and even less in Oblivion, that was Ken Rolston's game. Fallout games? Those were mostly designed by Emil.
[citation needed]
>>15027621
>Liking Todd Howard is a meme.
see >>15027662
82c004 No.15028756
>>15028223
>>15028181
Theres no rail though, that implies that everything is FIXED to the weapon.
52bb84 No.15029044
>>15027621
Walking dead was trash after season 1
it's now a soap opera with zombies in the background
569180 No.15029051
>>15029044
Honestly you can just watch the pilot episode as a stand-alone movie and be done with it.
8dcd43 No.15029093
>>15029044
Back when Season 1 was airing, everyone was telling me how great it was and how I had to see it but I had shit to do.
Season 2 begins and I start watching it then.
Not even the people that told me to watch it in the first place stuck to the end of it. The "Talking Dead" joke just dragged on and on and on. The only thing worth noting is their invention of the "Dramatic Zombie".
Awkward moment/no-tension scene or simply don't know how to continue the plot?
Insert a Dramatic Zombie and Pronto!
Dramatic Zombies can pop out from anywhere without having been seen by anyone beforehand, they can, and will, attack major characters as well as minor one's and can easily be dispatched as soon as you remember where the plot is suposed to be going!
No really, there's scenes where they film an empty medow/field with NOTHING in a 2 km radious, just two characters walking around, chatting and BAM. A zombie appears out of tin-fucking-air because the plot was getting stale.
Also, all the characters are stupid in a "All this chromossomes have caused us brain damage and we decided to drink paint to see if it helps" way. They have the survival instinct of gerbils and more often fuck over their own friends rather than enemies or zombies.
It's such a fucking shitshow.
926d3e No.15029099
>kojima finally has a chance to live out his movie director fantasies with full control
>expecting a good game
The only thing that looks cool are the costume designs. But I'm expecting a game with very, very weak action gameplay because that's not where his focus is. He's got nobody to carry that part.
62c484 No.15029123
>>15029093
>>15029044
I stuck with the show for quite a while, but eventually I couldn't take it anymore. I dropped it after the episode where yet another safe town gets fucked by crazy people who let the zombies in and they kill off some chick that was starting to fall in love with Rick (along with her two kids, and they shoot Carl in the eye). The circumstances were just so rediculously obsurd that I couldn't take it anymore. I heard that the very next episode had Rick fucking the black chick so I guess I made the right choice.
I hear the show is at the point now where even more main characters are dead and the writers got fired and replaced because of it.
8e2a4e No.15029130
>>15027406
Ну он-то в принципе прав, Кодзима не заслуживает всех тех усилий, с какими на него до сих пор дрочат.
9458dc No.15029154
>>15027896
>>15027887
To be honest niether of these show that it's an action game, just that the game has guns in it.
Not every game with guns in is an action game for example pic related.
847829 No.15029161
I think my theory explains why Kojima is saying not to kill.
Its called Death Stranding, so in death you are stranded or others are. Kill the monsters or maybe hostile humans and they will permanently be around that area of the map. Get invaded by another player and kill them and their ghost/spirit will remain also. Kill enough and most of the map will be permanently hostile and dangerous to you.
c229d6 No.15029172
>>15026812
Finally, an AAA exploration game.
569180 No.15029181
>>15029154
There's no way to empirically know until more footage is shown but he's stated many times that it's action game with unique elements and that if you've played Uncharted or the Division, you should be able to easily enjoy it. So either
1. He purposefully tried to go all "arthouse' for the 2018 trailer or
2. Game is not that far along in development and all they had were some walking animations, basic environments.
9458dc No.15029193
>>15029181
>Uncharted
>The Division
OH NO NO NO
569180 No.15029197
>>15029193
The Division was like a good Destiny, though.
108eec No.15029198
>>15026812
While I never much cared about kojimbo's new game after MGS5, I don't mind exploration games. Yume Nikki and Outer wilds were pretty great. Although considering it's published by Sony, it'll perhaps not be an exploration game but a walking sim. Oh well.
10b892 No.15029202
>>15027896
Why would you keep a gun in a retarded box like that?
9458dc No.15029203
>>15029197
>Playing The Division
>Playing Destiny
Yikes Anon
10b892 No.15029207
>>15028601
>Hideo Kojima
>Creator of "Zone of the Enders"
Holy fuck this NEVER doesn't make me mad
569180 No.15029219
>>15029203
I guess I should just have just posted Stalker, Fallout: New Vegas, or an obscure Doom mod to be on the safe side.
1096c4 No.15029271
>>15028298
He was supposed to work with Kojimbo on Silent Hills.
We all know how that went and still makes me mad
f5f5fc No.15029493
>>15027896
>no sound
REEEEEEEEE
10b892 No.15029586
This game is so pretentious and retarded and it annoys me how far up kojima's ass everyone and himself are
d55cca No.15029617
>>15029493
>4mb extra for some vocal note that already started, lasts the whole 5 seconds, and just cuts abruptly
f5f5fc No.15029678
>>15029617
No excuses, /cuckchan/ apologist.
Also you forgot clicky clicks
7e1db5 No.15029752
requesting the pic of
"norman feetus and the funky reedus" cant believe i didnt save it, it had me in stitches.
e67ac8 No.15029805
>>15027553
>Yes goyim, you must accept our forced diversity, fags and BASED niggers
>Everyone in the world is good except for white men
I actually didn't even know who Norman Reedus is until a few days ago because it's been that long since I lost all interest in pozzed media. Go back to your home, Mordechai.
>>>/leftypol/
083bdc No.15029829
>>15026812
>hyped about anything from Hackjima after the Phantom Budget
>hyped about anything from Hackjima after MGS3
>hype
083bdc No.15029860
>>15029207
The pain will never fade.
08ba26 No.15029873
>>15026812
>So far we've got
>norman reedus eating babies and posing for photos with kojimbo
ftfy
I doubt it will ever see the light of day tbh
943f63 No.15029876
083bdc No.15029890
>>15029876
ON THE EDGE OF MY CAREER
TRYING TO GET KIKEWOOD TO NOTICE ME
cf5cfb No.15029891
>Nu del toro
>not Prep del bull
4edc5a No.15029904
This game is just a pun on delivering a baby and kojimbo is making you look like retards
ebd2c4 No.15030059
>>15029203
>>15029193
>oh no no no
>yaiks
Go fucking back to the hell hole you came from faggot
9458dc No.15030069
>>15030059
>(1)
Hello faggot
976d83 No.15030153
Hideous wants you to avoid combat because when you fight the baby cries and he wants to strangle it
012419 No.15030509
Maybe its called Death's Stranding because it brings death of videogame industry with it.
f5f5fc No.15030551
>>15030509
Maybe you should Cheer up, crew cut gaming's already been saved.
aab0ef No.15030559
>Hype is dead
You are one very stupid motherfucker. If you expected anything but what is going to come out, a overblown walking movie, you should just end your life.
a4c1b1 No.15030581
>>15030551
WAIT WHAT
dlc for DMC:dmc in 2018
the fuck is wrong with capcom
bb5e01 No.15030618
>>15030581
Yes, physical DLC that replaces the story and gameplay with actual DMC.
a4c1b1 No.15030637
>>15030618
>actual DMC
doesnt look like it
but im sure you can tell me more fellow anon
8a29ba No.15030656
Kojimbo's games have always been overrated as fuck.
efa156 No.15030699
>>15028578
This. A good measure of how much of a fraud that he is is the amount of journos/childrapists that endorse him.
>>15030559
All forms of hype are mental illnesses. That is exactly why "muh hype" retards are blind to the shit in "games" even when it is thrown in their faces, like with Death Stranding.
>>15030581
Marxist company that want to be the Electronic Arts of Japan.
>>15030656
This.
f5f5fc No.15030710
>>15030581
>>15030637
>post DMC5
>careless pleb exhibits his lack of video game acumen and/or awful taste.
Like clockwork. Reminds me of the first Nioh beta. LOL BURN IN HELL CASUALS
a4c1b1 No.15030734
>>15030710
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank… I can tell it's got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material…
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards…
e317c6 No.15030764
>>15028756
Could be some magnetic/slide on attachement tech of some sort. If you took the scope "block" off, the sights would still be there.
The designers took into account there should be iron sights at least. Removing them would still keep the "sci-fi" aesthetic of the gun. I'd say they also figured the scope could be detachable. I mean the finger is off the trigger and MGS4 was a gunporn game. I'd say they know guns somewhat at least in his team.
bd02a3 No.15030788
>>15026866
Having a bad day Moshe?
b5be97 No.15030795
You forgot the two most recent best things Cuckjima said about the game.
>Millennials are way too full of NEET's and isolationists, this game is going to get these faggots to stop being such bad goyim and serve society again.
And
>Sam isn't a masculine evil army veteran, he's a proletariat worker
d02c03 No.15030832
>>15029860
I will never forget how disappointed I was when I played the first ZOE all those years ago.
>start the game
>make it to Anubis in under 2 hours
>beat him
>"oh sick, that was a cool opening chapter"
>credits roll
>title screen
>mfw
At least the 2nd one was okay.
b5be97 No.15030837
>>15030832
Is this an actual joke or did Konami actually make a 2 hour game.
6594a0 No.15030847
>>15027770
Having optimism in this industry should be prohibited, and cuckanons have it in spades.
e85f77 No.15030852
>>15030833
But mark actively advertises the board to cuckchanners
d02c03 No.15030880
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15030837
It's possible to beat it under 30 minutes.
Not even that hard to do so.
1fcc89 No.15030968
>>15027773
There's only boardgames and it's about to die too.
708e64 No.15030973
f66df9 No.15031509
>>15029130
Скажу так, если это Кодзима стоял за всеми геймплейными механиками в его играх, именно механиками, а не геймлпеем, которое совокупность ещё кое-каких вещей, то он блять заслуживает вообще всех похвал.
2334a9 No.15031521
>>15027818
Yeah, that aught to be neat, your death chaning the landscape
d59f9d No.15031592
>>15027058
MGSV was almost nothing but what they showed in the trailers for it. The only thing that's interesting about DS so far is the time fall mechanic.
68e2ee No.15033063
>>15026812
>Kojima game
>Being dumb enough to ever be excited
a06353 No.15033129
>>15027116
Go watch The Walking Dead and never interact with people who have taste again.
32374a No.15033303
>>15027116
kojima is so fucking retarded he bought mads mikkelsen for this game and made the protagonist norman reedus wtf???
I why wouldn't you rather play as mads mikkelsen? Kojimbo is off his rocker and spending money like a nigger.
f5f5fc No.15033441
>>15033303
I want to cry homolust but Reedus was onboard first as far as I know and was already in the "leading role". Would've been douchey of Kojima to now Mads is my best friend at that point. Still, probably homolust.
8261cc No.15033551
>>15030837
That's not even the first time if you're not interested in any of the extra missions in Ground Zeroes. ZOE1 only sold well for a short game because it included MGS2's demo.
d7718a No.15034060
>>15027111
hi what does this comic mean?
06773b No.15034074
> Summary of yesterday's leak thread.
> Was on halfchan's /b/
> Guy told he's member of graphic team
> Seems legit
https://pastebin.com/uiwqM5R5
06773b No.15034078
>>15034074
Forgot to mention it in the pastebin, but he also told to watch over vga awards in December.
569180 No.15034191
>>15034144
I don't think so, besides using his likeness for that one character in the second trailer, and he's being mocapped by someone else.
569180 No.15034234
>>15034074
Probably an anon with an active imagination, like most of the larpers. I hope this isn't the plot though, because it sounds kind of basic and predictable.
3fc54c No.15034305
>>15034144
>The pale man was typically the name given to death, because dying people would look pale and gaunt
>Similarly famine was the white horseman
>Some fucking idiot makes a pale man
>Claims its representative of white people
>Not famine
>Not death
>Not 'man' as shorthand for 'humanity'
>White people
How can someone be that shitty at interpreting basic materials and looking up historical naming? It's not hard.
8e4e6d No.15034307
When Tomokazu left, so did the light and soul within the MGS series. And now all that's left is a hollow shell, a husk of a man who is now but a mere shadow of his former self, whom sold himself for shallow fame. Why are we still here? Just To Suffer…? Every night, I can feel my leg. And my arm… even my fingers. The body I've lost… the comrades I've lost… won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
06773b No.15034514
>>15034234
There was also posts trying to find if he was legit or not. Here's the thread archive if you wish to see it all
https://mega.nz/#!wdEQkAII!MREBMLYJaes1pl2AtC4BO-3NqjLg-zXGXa7WWuY7gLA
569180 No.15034551
>>15034514
What really makes me smell bullshit is the "the blonde girl is normans characters wife." comment, I'm guessing referring to Lindsay Wagner. When you look at the picture in the E3 2018 trailer, she has her shoulders on Sam and a pregnant woman who obviously looks more like his wife than Lindsay's character does. They look like they're in the Oval office so I'm guessing Lindsay is either the President or an important figure head.
Also, the baby being a clone of you seems like a plot hole. If you die and your clone takes your place, where does the next baby come from? And the next? I seem to recall reading Kojima saying there is only one baby, and it's the same one in every trailer. I think this is going to be more of Children of Men type inspiration where the baby is linked to understanding the invisible creatures. In the 2018 trailer where Sam is with Léa Seydoux's "Fragile" character he doesn't seem to have the baby yet, so I'm guessing that is early on in the game.
559162 No.15034919
>>15027931
>Huenigger larping
wew
8287a9 No.15034945
>>15034307
>implying any anon remotely cared who Tomokazu was until the Kojima hate meme got going and anons started looking for literally any other reason why they liked MGS games.
847829 No.15034953
>>15034945
The "meme" can't be refuted though. MGS4, PW and V sucked in comparison to MGS1, 2 and 3. In the story department that is.
3de50a No.15034963
>>15026812
Kojima a fag that spent all Konami's money on getting a washed up actor to play Big Boss then gets his brainwashed fans to attack Konami for having fucking business sense. He wasted so much money Konami has to do shitty gamble machines just to survive.
60b420 No.15034973
>>15027887
>>15027896
Is walking followed by slower walking considered an "action?"
108eec No.15035096
0ff75d No.15035122
All this shit flinging before it's even out and in our hands.
This is not just some random AAA game that you know it's shit before it comes out of the publisher's ass, this is a work of kojima, and you never know what the madman will pull from his hat next.
0ff75d No.15035126
>>15035122
forgot my image
9fad59 No.15035134
>>15026866
Does it bother you that that anon has chosen a 2d girl over you because you can't compare 3DPD?
7016d4 No.15035296
>>15034973
No, that's whats called a "stealth game"
131726 No.15035316
>and now Kojima talking about how it's best to avoid combat
Like a stealth game?
1f45c0 No.15035361
>>15035122
Yeah we'll never know how incomplete and late it will arrive due to his wasteful spending.
e03de0 No.15035363
>>15034074
>matter-to-energy conversion
Yes
2086ec No.15035515
>>15027041
That's what it appears as but I'm still remaining illogically optimistic due to MGSV being a solid game when it came to mechanics. Granted the story was shit and the open world nature took a lot of the fun out but the minute to minute gameplay and encouragement of improvisational tactics is pretty damn good. Plus, we know Kojima's pretentious as all fuck so now that he doesn't have the reigns of Konami telling him how to market he's going full XRA and trying to play elaborate mindgames while trying to frame his game more as an art piece than a consumer product. I'm still waiting until we get a real gameplay demonstration or even just footage of people playing through before I have a solid verdict on whether Kojima's been a hack all this time.
efa156 No.15035638
>>15035122
Yes, we do: he will make a shitty nugame. The very first "game" that he will work on, as all the previous ones were made by other people and the fraud stole their works.
>>15026866
Nobody wants you. Stay mad, deformed cunt.
48c655 No.15035772
people have the tendancy to attribute success to one person
no kojima is a good leader but he's useless without his team of 100+ ning gnong developers
also it appears the cancer of leftism appeals to the ego, it's a recent theme I've been seeing.
24d763 No.15035863
>>15035813
A good beating or two would kick the crazy out of her.
02b84b No.15036029
>>15035772
Didn't he take with him most of the people he worked with at konami?
ee29b3 No.15037049
>>15030837
It was short as fuck.
>>15030832
That was really fucking lame of them to do. How hard would it have been to add in more bosses and areas to explore? After watching the video, I had forgotten how barebones the game actually was. I understand that it was a speedrun, but the game world seems so dead in comparison to other games out there.
>>15030880
Can you imagine what would happen if he repeated that with DS?
>>15033551
>ZOE1 only sold well for a short game because it included MGS2's demo
That's why I bought it. The hype for MGS2 was insane. It was the sequel to MGS and that alone kept it going strong. In retrospect, I also enjoyed it a lot. The opening movie and theme were amazing. The whole deal with Liquid's arm was pretty out there though. Raiden was ok as well. It was pretty fun to interact with snake from another person's viewpoint. MGS3 was very enjoyable as well and I love its bosses and themes. I enjoyed the gameplay of MGS4, but the game was way too short and railroaded. It was stupidly so. The frogs were interesting enough bosses, but they were a stepdown from Foxhound and Deadcell. I never bothered with MGSV personally, as I wasn't a fan of how it had turned out. I played GZ and enjoyed it, but V was way too empty for my tastes. I read that a lot of content was cut too. Liquid's ending should have been added in. It would explain where he fucked off too and proto-Foxhound with Mantis would have been enjoyable to fight against. Volgin returning didn't make as much sense in retrospect with Venom being a false snake. What was planned for the Eli final encounter would have been a great way to end the game.
4eb783 No.15037056
>>15035813
That's okay, just threaten her with dating a MtF tranny and she'll cave for attention
1f45c0 No.15037319
>>15036029
At the time he was making MGS5. Doubt it's the same staff used for earlier MGS.
32936e No.15038384
>>15027653
Keep it that way. Only season 1 is good.
>>15029044
I wasn't suggesting the show is good, I just think Rick/Andrew Lincoln is the best if not the only good thing about it. Considering Kojima is following the fad of shoehorning popular television actors into other shit, and that he got someone from The Walking Dead to do so, I thought Lincoln would have been a much better option. Leading man, better looking, better at acting, he doesn’t look like a fag and he isn’t a flaming memelord in person either. Is that what got Kojima enamored with Reedus, the eccentricity? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t him growling for eight seasons.
>>15029093
>>15029123
Firing Frank Darabont after only one season was a mistake, so it was not rehiring the writers he let go, then cutting the budget despite planning more chapters per season. The show never recovered after that initial trainwreck.
efa156 No.15038662
>>15034307
one of the true creators that the child rapists (journos) tried to erase from the people's memory.
>>15034919
Impotent soyboy still being impotent. Kojimbo is a fraud and the "game" will be shit, and you missing his cock won't change that, widow.
>>15034945
Not a meme. A fact. Kojimbo was always a fraud.
>>15034963
This. And Add Soyny to that. They also mobilized the soulless NPCs to attack Konami, in order to pave the way for the fraud to become their new acquisition.
>>15035096
Leftist ideology. That is, mental illness.
>>15035772
He was never a good leader. everything fabricated by the press was a lie.
>>15035813
It is funny how they still think that they can't be simply forced to obey and killed soon after.
34db91 No.15038913
What even is this game about? Spooky ghosts?
>>15027662
Todd directed Skyrim and Fallout 4, both awful games. Why is modern Bethesda complete trash? They must have lost all the talent along the years. I'm playing Fallout 4 and it's awful, hell Fallout 3 was better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Howard_%28video_game_designer%29#Works
c50617 No.15039380
131726 No.15039390
>>15035813
*fugs the robot
98c623 No.15039463
>>15038913
>Todd directed Skyrim and Fallout 4
A director only envisions a game, not designing it firsthand. The only Elder Scrolls games with direct involvement from Todd are Daggerfall and Morrowind (where he even designed the skill systems). Plus, Skyrim was actually better than Oblivion and Fallout 4 was at least less boring than Fallout 3 and NV (and the dialogue system was in fact designed by Emil so you can't really blame Todd for that for anything beyond greenlighting it).
39195d No.15039553
>>15029202
came here to post this
36b70e No.15039585
>>15039463
Can you suck Todd's dick any harder? How sure are you that it isn't George Lucas syndrome like how it is all the fucking time? Where one charismatic/well-connected talentless hack gets the credit of hundreds of nameless people.
f5f5fc No.15039644
>>15039585
What an awful reading experience.
555db2 No.15040427
>>15035813
Jokes on her I fuck man ass
05e6e8 No.15040438
>>15035813
What is this image meant to achieve?
I'm confused.
af26ed No.15040466
>>15040438
It means that you just have to deal with us girls if you want to get laid, mr incel :)
7f047e No.15040490
>>15040466
>close up of a handful of people to make it look big and menacing
05e6e8 No.15040522
>>15040466
But couldn't I just fuck a guy instead?
393491 No.15040537
>>15040522
Yes, and I Will fuck Jamal :)
Now what, you silly boys?
3d5ae7 No.15040566
>>15040537
Being fat should be made a crime.
efa156 No.15040605
>>15038913
This >>15039380
>>15040566
It is. And it is ok to kill fat women.
37c8e7 No.15040615
>>15026903
>Comfy hiking simulator
Oh you mean a walking simulator but outside. I too sure to enjoy holding my controllers left stick at a 45 degree angle away from me as well, fellow key demographic gamer!
40c29b No.15040630
>>15040537
Thanks for fucking me anon, I am Jamal
0501a1 No.15040638
>>15026812
>it's best to avoid combat
Sounds like any stealth game. :^)
393491 No.15040644
>>15040630
No, thank YOU, Jamal :)
bf9da1 No.15040722
I'll never forget how MGSV was considered way too expensive, yet shit like Star Shitizen keeps getting away with selling $25k icons.
37c99f No.15041530
>>15035638
I'll see you at release when you'll take it back my little roachlike poster
e5b4a9 No.15041669
Kojima always wanted to make movies. His dream is coming true step by step and I am glad to see him out of the video game industry . Fuck everything,
0b7c42 No.15043000
>>15027853
Let’s say Ghost Babel is shit, I wouldn’t know, I have yet to play it and I got little knowledge of it. Still, everything seems to indicate Fukushima is the real backbone of MGS no matter how the cult tries to bury it. He was in charge of setting and codec, the two most significant aspects of MGS’ narrative. After he left, we were given the worst MGS games under Hideo Kojima and Shuyo Murata, but Murata didn’t exactly shit the bed with his contributions to both ZOE games and MGS3. Under his direction in fact ZOE2 came out good overall, so I won’t blame him for the incompetence of post-MGS3 games; he probably was the only thing keeping Kojima from going full retard.
Kojima is the typical despotic ideas man who can’t do shit on his own but is compelled to abuse his position in an effort to undermine the input and expertise of others so he can push his vision™ and then take all the credit when success is the result or blame everyone but himself when things go wrong. He is the only one who could be responsible for Metal Gear (and even Konami) turning to shit.
With MGS4, PW, MGSV and Revengeance it became crystal clear that Kojima and his sycophants don't really understand "his" franchise.
>Even the profiles in The Document of MGS2 reveals who is the brains.
>>15034953
They aren't that good in the gameplay department either. Great mechanic, but barely a scenario or structure to fully realize its potential. And I'm still waiting for "No place no hide" being more than a marketing meme.
>>15028593
Well, shit.
ae647d No.15043049
>>15026812
The Walking Dead is shit
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
399b03 No.15043129
For once it's actually fun to be a fence sitter. If it sucks ass I get to taste sweet kojimadrone tears and if it turns out great I get to see /v/ implode.
3badf9 No.15043188
>>15040644
Holy shit that mutt
b5be97 No.15043247
>>15043129
If it unironically turns out to be good I will jump off a bridge into water of course for being such a faggot. But good luck with getting me there because Death Stranding probably won't be out before 2020.
5144a5 No.15043251
>>15043000
If he's the "ideas man" then he's the source of most of the ideas that made MGS popular in the first place. Maybe he can't actually write or direct worth a damn, but I think a MGS game by Fukushima alone would have been dull and forgettable, even if immaculately written.
f7f56c No.15043280
is anyone else upset that that "leak" about it being an action game where you kill biblical angels and god to prevent him from wiping out earth and trying againby abusing quantum immortality was false? It sounded way more exciting than whatever looks like is happening now.
b5be97 No.15043303
>>15043280
Honestly everything people theorize for Death Stranding sounds better because it's actual surrealism not surrealist visuals.
I'm unironically sure Death Stranding will be extremely grounded, more than Metal Gear was even.
b5be97 No.15043306
>>15040644
WHY DOES THAT BABY HAVE AN EARRING
7d38c7 No.15043352
>>15043000
Saying that Ghost Babel invalidates Fukushima's involvement is retarded anyway, its a fucking gameboy color spinoff game, of course the writing is going to suck.
1f45c0 No.15043400
>>15043352
You wouldn't be able to fit that much text into it. A common complaint localizers had back in the day was that English took up more space than Japanese and they had to cut dialogue to the minimum to not go over the memory limit. Of course these days they use the extra space afforded to inject outdated memes.
5fe398 No.15043404
>>15043306
There are people out there who pierce their baby's ears. I hear it's really common in Spain, it's like their equivalent of circumcision.
05e6e8 No.15043938
>>15027240
Hey anon
One man isn't responsible for a whole game.
36b70e No.15043949
>>15043938
I know. Why should Todd get all of the credit and be absolved of blame?
Morrowind is probably overrated too.
efa156 No.15044041
>>15041530
The game won't stop being shit just because you want to. Stay mad, impotent soyboy.
>>15041669
And he is going directly to the failing industry of Pedowood. You impotent leftists are hilarious.
>>15043000
This.
>>15043129
nothing will implode here. If by any miracle the "game"turn out to be good, we will wait and pirate it. No one here ever loses.
>>15043251
Ideas are meaningless without proper execution. Those that made the game are the responsible for the game being good. not the ideas guy. And Kojimbo even being the ideas guy is debatable, and probably false too.
>>15043280
It would be more exciting if it was about killing the hebraic god (a weakling) and their deformed followers.
dae8c2 No.15044075
>>15044051
it's seems someone's going to buy it, enjoy it…
b33591 No.15044100
>>15026812
I don't have a ps4, so either i'll only get the game when ps4 pro drops to $150 (or less), or when ps5 pro comes out in 2022. the game looks like something i'd like with its wacky plot and characters. but since i've been holding off on this generation of consoles. I might just have to watch a let's play or just settle for playing it 5 years+ from now. (or later if PS5 turns out to be a flop)
1ac7d8 No.15045682
>>15044100
>I might just have to watch a let's play
Dude, don't you know all video game "movies" have "the movie" adaptations on youtube? I used to watch those instead, if the game is sony exclusive.
ddab35 No.15045746
>>15043129
>Implying /v/ won't shit on it even if it's good.
e5e151 No.15047204
cb448b No.15047288
>>15045780
Man, you're making me wanna watch it again.
efa156 No.15047366
>>15045746
That is because it is guaranteed to be shit.
9fad59 No.15047462
>>15027969
Does look a bit like an armalite rifle. Shit colours tho.
a6308e No.15047496
>>15044100
Mikkelsen's being here is fucking weird for me since the first time I saw him was in The Hunt.
>>15047462
For a moment I thought it was a Frankensteined FAL, but it can't be unless you weld those weird 1st gen SCAR front sights.
dae8c2 No.15048181
ok, who thinks that Hideo made the anonymous message to the media about the work conditions at konami?
efa156 No.15053207
>>15048181
Anything attacking Konami and defending the fraud Kojimbo was organized by Soyny, the press and the fraud's widows. It might as well have his input on it, as he is a faggot that carves Pedowood's cock, and Soyny was willing to give him to the deformed kikes of the movie industry.
bc79f2 No.15053250
>>15027240
>>15028593
>>15043949
>thinks the defending of Todd is sincere
Just roll in from >>>/reddit/ ?
5ebb21 No.15053511
>>15053250
>think this site has a magic barrier that prevents normalfags from entering
Remember all of the faggots that actually bought FO4?
4a6184 No.15054462
>>15043000
Tomo-kun was 10 years younger than Kojima. He got surpassed by his own kouhai.
bf9da1 No.15054499
>>15044041
>If by any miracle the "game"turn out to be good, we will wait and pirate it. No one here ever loses.
Whoever's playing it automatically losses because he got a ps4.
d9c888 No.15054505
>>15043000
How many times are you going to make essentially the same exact post about Fukushima? Is this your hobby? What about video games?
4a6184 No.15054509
>>15054505
Daddy Kojima is a hack and ur a big gay 4me
ed4f7f No.15054561
>>15027471
He was in Blade 2 before TWD
942798 No.15054613
You are going to keep talking about this until 2020 then?
569180 No.15054625
>>15027753
I can't reply to the guy because his post got deleted but I was going to say I'm able to separate the art from the artist, as long as their politics aren't injected into their work. Case in point is Nicolas Winding Refn. He's a Danish soyman but Drive was agoodabout a white guy beating jews to death with a hammer.
17e939 No.15054630
After losing the MGS series Kojima made it his life goal to destroy gaming for good by superseding David Cage.
942798 No.15054641
>>15054625
He was a real human cuck, looking after his not-girlfriend's son. Go back to cuckchan. Find a real idol with a proper car and movie wrapped around them. You just want to suckoff Gosling's tailpipe because it's stale memetics.
5e1365 No.15054644
>>15054641
>if you enjoy a movie's story you must idolize it and try to replicate it in your own life
what's it like being autistic?
e724e0 No.15054649
>>15043000
>let's say Ghost Babel is shit, I wouldn’t know, I have yet to play it and I got little knowledge of it. Still, everything seems to indicate Fukushima is the real backbone of MGS.
>if you don't look at the evidence, I'm right!
>>>15054625
>superseding David Cage
is it possible to make something even less interacting than a movie?
is it going to be a single picture?
5e1365 No.15054656
>>15054649
It isn't evidence of anything because nobody cared about the plots of GBC games.
efa156 No.15059716
>>15054499
You don't know much about smugglers, do you?
>>15054505
As long as there are Kojimbo's widows defending the fraud, his posts are welcome.
b9de3b No.15059732
Not surprising from the man who created (((The Boss)))
Seriously Kojima's philosophy was always shit and the good shit in MGS 1 and 2 wasn't his.
bc5878 No.15059922
>>15035813
The funny thing is when men stop giving them attention at large scale the "normal" women -who are the vast majority- will start a witch hunt, starting with this kind of bitch. Just you wait.
db5926 No.15060130
>>15059716
you sir have my full respect
b5be97 No.15060687
>>15054630
>After losing the MGS series
>After
>Not during
>>15060397
Faggo
ccb566 No.15066882
>>15040427
Jokes on you faggot. Your lineage is dead.
8d016c No.15067058
Lets say I liked pozzed actors, was a bleedin gheart liberal, and loved every shitt movie Del Toro did…
The gameplay just looks like shit, and that's what I care about most
efa156 No.15067191
>>15059922
And by then, we will already have plenty of artificial wombs to secure our reproduction without need for the talking dogs (women). The inevitable sexbots will do the rest.
db5926 No.15067518
>>15067191
what kind of sexbots?
a26165 No.15071015
Yes, but how many emotions will it have?
a26165 No.15071028
Yes, but how many emotions will it have? I would guess not so much compared to my games, which have the most.
34ce9f No.15071049
>>15035813
I'll stick with my hand, thanks.
976d83 No.15071120
>>15071028
Terrible post, Cage would never call his games games
efa156 No.15072318
>>15067518
The kind that works as they are intended to.
>>15070454
The elite will be killed before they can even think to stop what we want for ourselves.
362fbf No.15072334
>>15035813
>mfw 3 years of wizard training and getting stronger
b5be97 No.15072560
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
LMAO YOU FAGS ACTUALLY HAD HOPE IN THIS GAME
>Shitty graphics nothing like we saw in the trailer
>The trailers were just duds
>Kojima has the audacity to call himself a genius
I mean it's definitely better than Meme Gay Suckdick but it's still shit I can't believe you faggots were actually looking forward to this game LOL
282d76 No.15072678
>>15035813
>dehumanises herself by calling herself a female instead of a woman
>uses female and woman as two separate things to further dehumanise herself
>implies her only value is in being a moist hole
Those marionette lines are coming in really quick aren't they? How many years do you think she has before she realises she has lost her sex appeal and has nothing else?
d96aa7 No.15072683
>>15072560
/v/ never had hope for this game
b5be97 No.15072687
>>15071120
Neither would Kojumba.
ca7276 No.15077199
>>15026812
Cry more konami shill cry waaaaaah!
b5be97 No.15077210
>>15077199
>(1)
Hi Kojima shill, how much money from the Death Stranding budget is he paying you?
efa156 No.15077594
>>15077199
The game will be shit, no matter how many Kojimbo's widows try to shill for it. A game made by a fraud that never worked on any game in his whole life will create hilarious amounts of salt and damage control for us to watch and laugh.
5f42a0 No.15077602
>>15043292
Can we make this a new meme?
Collecting rare pepes is for reddit.
Collecting rare mutts is patrician.
efa156 No.15083573
>>15081873
Pretentious Stranding.
a6308e No.15083615
>>15081873
>what would you do if you couldn't hold hands anymore
>implying
Truly pozzed to the core.
0fda96 No.15083619
>>15081873
I really don't get why nip creators are pretentious as fuck. Kojimbo is probably 2x more pretentious than Yoko Taro.
376649 No.15083685
>>15081873
>What would you do if you couldn't "hold hands" anymore?
>anymore
heh, yeah
d96aa7 No.15083704
>>15083619
Kamiya is a lot more pretentious then those two, especially when you have a shit fanbase like him as well
b6b7e1 No.15083724
>>15083619
>I really don't get why nip creators are pretentious as fuck.
They probably watched too many Stanley Kubrick movies and mistook the anti-western civilization propaganda as something deep. Or they feel like they have to one-up Evangelion or something.
c354ab No.15083752
This game looks like a good bit of fun. Sorry you all are missing out!
90ef5d No.15083754
>>15081873
>implying i have ever hold a hand in a meaningful and not forced way in 33 years of life
0fda96 No.15083781
>>15081873
I really can't stand cringey, pretentious garbage.
I quit Nier Automata the instant I heard the intro dialogue.
>Everything that lives is designed to end
You don't fucking say
90ef5d No.15083811
>>15083781
almost every japanese game tries some existentialism philosophical shitty drama, that has been true forever, most of them suck, but at least its not ugly jew lesbians.
40c44d No.15084692
>>15040644
What's funny to me is, with all the race-mixing the kikes are promoting, their own women have gone down the path of mixing.
And they have a much higher rate of race-mixing than white women.
Jews only number around 15 million, too.
These kikes are solving the JQ with nigger dick.
They'll be nigger-tier morons in just one or two generations.
b5be97 No.15084817
>>15083752
Jesus I haven't seen shilling this obvious since Cyberpunk 2077.
>>15083781
>He actually gave Nier a chance
>>15084692
One can only hope, I'm just scared that niggers will become smart enough to do more damage once they finish race mixing with chinks and kikes.
5b8cbd No.15084851
>>15027087
Obtained in 2016. Yet it is still pending. Really activates those fucking almonds m8.
5b8cbd No.15084856
>>15054641
The film was about an autist wanted to defeat the bad guys and save the day. He never cared for Irene or her mutt. He just wanted to punish evil. Way to miss the point of the movie, dipshit.
40c44d No.15084904
>>15084817
If niggers ever got smart enough to do damage to us, they wouldn't want to, because by that point, they'd know who really fucked their people over repeatedly throughout history.
Whitey only ever wanted to be away from them. Jews like to be all up in everybody elses shit.
They ran the slave trade back in the day, and they continue to use them as foot soldiers for their agendas now.
Btw, that's something niggers should be asking themselves. If whitey wanted to rule over them, then why's he only ever tried to get away from them? And why do Jews always end up running their various organizations?
Also, the high Jew IQ is a meme. They're not smarter than us, they're amoral and hyper-nepotistic, and they poorly try to hide that with the intelligence meme.
'We're not sociopath tribalists who are subverting your people for our own ends goy; no we're just really smart.'
1e83a4 No.15085218
>>15026812
It's got my favorite fetish snuck into the E3 trailer. I'll watch a few streams and fap to it.
0fda96 No.15085225
>>15085218
>It's got my favorite fetish
Which one?
- Norman Fetus
- Toenail pulling
- Baby-grub eating
1e83a4 No.15085240
>>15085225
None of those, keep guessing.
It's in the little montage as his spurs jingle jangle jingle
b5be97 No.15085385
>>15085218
>>15085240
>Anon proceeds to spend a hundred and sixty dollars on a PS4 and Death Stranding to masturbate to Norman Reedus walking.
05e6e8 No.15085435
>>15085218
>>15085240
Anon nobody gives a fuck about your fetish
1e83a4 No.15085489
>>15085435
>>15085385
I count five (you)'s, checkmate.
05e6e8 No.15085552
>>15085489
Have a sixth you (You) slut
870c5b No.15085591
>>15027898
Because MGSV was a great game
05e6e8 No.15085606
>>15085591
What's there is fun, but the game is literally unfinished.
870c5b No.15085753
Polite sage for the double post earlier
>>15085606
It was unfinished because the company that gives the man money said, "no more money" and the yakuza wanted to get into the gambling market a bit deeper.
d96aa7 No.15085864
>>15085753
>yakuza
>80 millions
yeah keep saying that
131726 No.15085898
>>15081873
He's turning into Jaden Smith.
f4ac39 No.15086794
>>15029202
Maybe he was supposed to deliver it, but decided to use it.
f4ac39 No.15086831
>>15081873
just shake the other hand