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File: 36bae06e10da7cd⋯.png (650.2 KB, 837x457, 837:457, ClipboardImage.png)

75f3c2 No.14980493

why has the entire theme of this E3 been "playable wimins"? as if this is some new thing?

51d53b No.14980583

Because the head of the ESA is a feminist, or at least consorts with them.


2e25ba No.14980672

In nintendo's case it's probably because either because woman will actually pick it up, or they're so comitted to not adding new characters that they pull shit like this and the bomberman trophy to at least add the illusion of variety.


d93840 No.14980767

Last year was like that too, except even more.


26eed3 No.14981009

File: 932f3031131a8e1⋯.jpg (131.39 KB, 501x501, 1:1, 1493812976016.jpg)

>>14980493

>female pikachu have heart shaped tail

is this real life?


56cc4b No.14981047

>>14981009

It's been like that for 11 years anon


6cbedb No.14981055

Now you can fuck a pikachu without it being gay. Just check their tails if it is heart-shaped or not. Watch out for tranny-chus who try to scrape their tails into a heart-shape.


4fb2a0 No.14981066

>>14980583

Who is the head of the ESA? Because the president is a man.


5067e2 No.14981082

>>14981047

Are their tails actually their genitals?


f4d32b No.14981089


4fb2a0 No.14981101

>>14981089

Their tails are their ass, they fuck with their tails.


51d53b No.14981164

>>14981066

Mike Gallagher, and he consorts with feminists and pushes feminist agenda.


894428 No.14981165

File: 90072402bac14c5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 318.82 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 3649c4d353b79f0638007dffbf….jpg)


9f8292 No.14981166

File: 003270e191da566⋯.png (212.92 KB, 850x400, 17:8, diversity not good enough.png)

File: cd2d47a3aaad328⋯.jpg (164.44 KB, 850x400, 17:8, gallagher welcome.jpg)

File: 23b9b7442bf7e44⋯.jpg (552.31 KB, 1800x1400, 9:7, d0702f30b4726d6313afba8741….jpg)


481dba No.14981194

>inb4 furfag porn dump


b35d3d No.14981231

>>14980493

Female Pikachu a cute, especially the cosplays. Would fuck.

>>14981055

>>14981165

Would also fuck.


56cc4b No.14981247


c388d4 No.14981306

>>14980493

Female Pikachu have been a thing since 2000, anon


302b1e No.14981342

WTF it is current year and people still believe women exist.


56476d No.14981580

To cater to normalfags that don't know anything about their chosen hobby.


dbce73 No.14981608

>>14980493

I want to put it in that female pikachu uwu


ff0faa No.14981615

File: e230dd9eb05981a⋯.jpg (434.89 KB, 1280x1175, 256:235, 1463799208317.jpg)

>pikachu tail represents the reproductive organs

I just want this nightmare to end.


1ffc7d No.14981672

>>14981615

>what are tertiary sexual characteristics


c68b77 No.14981781

>>14981166

>>14981164

>Mike Gallagher

His surname has been used Irish and Jewish people.


da977c No.14981896

File: b6424f5de46052c⋯.mp4 (89.83 KB, 480x360, 4:3, you.mp4)

>>14981615

>male peacocks have splendorous tails

>females do not

I just want this nightmare to end. Oh, wait, there is no nightmare, I'm just making shit up as I go because I'm a bit mad that Nintendo won E3 again.


4fb2a0 No.14981993

>>14981672

Guess why hearts look like asses.


49037a No.14982016

File: fe1835e1f8c70e6⋯.png (247.59 KB, 600x336, 25:14, 3e9dd945ea5979c80cae74742a….png)

>nintendo only recognizes two genders

I just want this nightmare to continue


4fb2a0 No.14982244

File: 583093b6a3b2ee6⋯.webm (329.18 KB, 640x270, 64:27, tbtbppwtbenb.webm)

>>14982016

What nightmare, you're awake!


dbce73 No.14982645

File: f08a8d4c47ffa35⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 367.91 KB, 1273x933, 1273:933, pika.png)

the smash pause screen will never be the same


e672e3 No.14982691

File: 9f7c4efba3a9a76⋯.jpg (79.42 KB, 671x686, 671:686, IMG_4542.JPG)

>>14982645

You're a real human bean kekitopu


b35d3d No.14982695

File: 07c21304ba9e2ed⋯.png (530.3 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 07c21304ba9e2ed159be5cb6d6….png)

>>14982645

Oh kekitopu you lovable scamp.


3c4956 No.14982753

>>14982645

Did they say anything about the other pokemon having female option?


e672e3 No.14982790

>>14982753

I don't think the others are dimorphic like pikachu


b35d3d No.14982791

File: 02c03cf11c147cb⋯.jpg (137.48 KB, 403x382, 403:382, 02c03cf11c147cb784309afc26….jpg)

>>14982753

>Female Pichu


7f25d0 No.14982867

>>14980493

When a Pikachu becomes a tranny, does it cut its tail into the other gender's shape?


e51c4b No.14982917

>>14982645

Motherfucker is fast.


6e548f No.14982994

Why are people acting like this is some big new thing? Pikachus have had this gender difference since Diamond Pearl, in 2006. What likely happened was they wanted to add a Pikachu Libre costume, and Game Freak told Sakurai that because Libre is a girl she has the heart tail, so Sakurai decided to just add a few more girl Pikachus.

As for Leaf being in Smash she's literally the girl choice in the boy or girl with Red. It's not like Sakurai is retconning shit or adding this to characters where it doesn't make sense.

This is just appealing to fans of the series. Plus why wouldn't you want more girls in Smash? The porn is great.


4fb2a0 No.14983050

>>14982994

Goal moving the post.


ff0faa No.14983052

File: 77c0cccb41d70ee⋯.jpeg (27.07 KB, 429x645, 143:215, 1469586526620.jpeg)

>>14981672

>>14981896

>that plebbit tier reading comprehension

The heart shape represents the female butt/the womb/tits and pussy lips.

If I assume that the same holds for pikachu the crazy feminists think that the tail represents a penis.

No it represents a lightning bold you sex obsessed fucktards. Stop butchering the original design.

>male peacocks have splendorous tails

>females do not

But do they have the shape of their tails mirroring the human reproductive organs? You can indicate a female pikachu in more creative ways like different coloring.

Not by slapping human pussy lips/tits/ass/the womb on it's tail.

Lack of imagination and pure sexualization propaganda at it's finest.

Can we have one thing that is meant for kids and not chucked full of cancerous leftism?


3f2732 No.14983082

>>14983052

>The heart shape represents the female butt/the womb/tits and pussy lips.

No, it doesn´t.


fe55db No.14983130

>>14983052

>The heart shape represents the female

>mirroring the human reproductive organs

look at this retard. look at him and laugh


ff0faa No.14983147

File: 31e08ef05075f20⋯.jpg (75.66 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ps_141006_uterus_800x600.jpg)

File: 86aeb4119b2f751⋯.jpg (155.62 KB, 1920x1920, 1:1, basic-red-heart.jpg)

>>14983082

uh uh it does


e906c9 No.14983148

>>14980493

You can't spell wimmenz without "win". Checkmate, cismen.


48e11e No.14983153

Soyest E3 ever. I could almost taste the soy from here.


e672e3 No.14983172

>>14983147

The heart shape goes back way further than our anatomical knowledge of the shape of the uterus.


0c9c53 No.14983191

So was Ash's Pikachu male or female?


3f2732 No.14983200

>>14983147

The heart shape originated from ancient arabian doctors thinking that the human heart looks like a leaf. The heart symbol is supposed to look like a fucking leaf. It has nothing to do with femininity at all.


e51c4b No.14983206

>>14983191

Male now.


42d03a No.14983211

>>14983147

Japanese peaches have a heart-like shape as well, i can also say that heart is basically the shape of a butt and a triangle.


b35d3d No.14983213

>>14983191

Ash's Pikachu is a girl (male). They didn't have the sexual dimorphism back then.


fe55db No.14983214

>>14983191

Ashes Pika was before they made the sexual dimorphism pokemon


1b72be No.14983220

File: 9d0999afce1c3a7⋯.jpg (74.87 KB, 423x549, 47:61, 1438995210472.jpg)

>>14980493

wait, there are female pokemons?


4fb2a0 No.14983263

File: ec4d53b6fd25840⋯.jpg (202.55 KB, 963x401, 963:401, heart_silphium-seed.jpg)


29e081 No.14983280

>>14983220

are you retarded?


10dba6 No.14983292

>>14981165

the taped on tail is a nice touch.


ff0faa No.14983360

File: 3595d1901a07687⋯.jpg (37.93 KB, 720x714, 120:119, 3595d1901a07687a5772dfdcae….jpg)

>>14983172

>no one before the 19. century was barbaric enough to cut up a female body and look where babies come from

>>14983200

>ancient arabic

>ancient

>arabic

Don't you think that they symbol of "love" would have more in common with "love"making than Canadians?

>>14983211

Well many things do have that shape. Like something that get's used in the process of "love".

I mean sorry to burst your cherries but you should at least be aware what symbols you use.

Our ancestors had the common decency to link birds, spring and love.

Welcome to modern leftistm aka marxism where everything that matters is material and the opium doesn't matter.


3f2732 No.14983416

>>14983360

>Don't you think that they symbol of "love" would have more in common with "love"making than Canadians?

It´s not the symbol of "love". It was originally the medical symbol for the human heart, ffs. And why the hell should a symbol which represents the human heart be drawn like an uterus? That doesn´t make any goddamn sense.


4fb2a0 No.14983443

>>14983416

Shut the fuck up retard.


5067e2 No.14983459

>>14982994

>because Libre is a girl

STRONK WOMYN


56cc4b No.14983482

File: 745c4260a7e010a⋯.jpg (45.45 KB, 627x477, 209:159, krabs.jpg)


3f2732 No.14983501

>>14983443

Why? I need to correct people on the internet who are severely lacking in common knowledge.


4fb2a0 No.14983530

>>14983501

Try sourcing your garbage instead of spouting stupid shit you stupid asswipe liberal retard. If you're going to fellate 'arabic' say Persian because muslisms do not invent shit, they pillage and destroy history just like retards like you.


94a47c No.14983534

File: 7b7ca6032265873⋯.png (1.79 KB, 326x309, 326:309, _ ____ __ ____ ____ _____9.png)

>>14982645

Why are your sketches in almost-but-not-quite grayscale? It would look better as plain gray, I think.

Nice job either way.


3f2732 No.14983558

File: 41790b01123a2ab⋯.gif (137.13 KB, 340x340, 1:1, 729.gif)

>>14983530

>You will never get this assmad on the internet, just because you got corrected by someone else.


ff0faa No.14983568

>>14983416

>It´s not the symbol of "love". It was originally the medical symbol for the human heart

[citation needed]

Rest of the post disregarded.


68fe32 No.14983572

File: a8a4eb8a7690b2c⋯.png (118.22 KB, 664x645, 664:645, [distant_Jewish_laughter].png)


dbce73 No.14983574

I>>14983534

I hate how my drawings look without color, so I draw with a purple brush


68fe32 No.14983580

>>14982645

When's Doggo?


2f2f83 No.14983586

File: c5600b041b2530c⋯.jpg (137.29 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, screaming.jpg)

>>14980493

Pikachu is a species, & there's been female ones since Gold & Silver. Let the little girls have their female pikachu if they want it. this is like complaining about a playable Minnie mouse in kingdom hearts. I can't think of a single reason it would hurt the game unless development time was cut into the game for some reason. If it were Mario in Drag then my enthusiasm would take a hit. But this? Who the fuck cares.

Good for them.


c179a3 No.14983588

There is an anon right now.

In this thread

That is cute enough to think that pokemon heart shaped tails denoting female pikachu.

Is meant to represent the womb.

And not a girly heart.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU PEOPLE


4c4d18 No.14983625


9c33f8 No.14983636

>>14983586

Tolerating these people is not the answer.Girls having something means boys having something less,good for them,but not for us.


4c4d18 No.14983649

>>14983636

>girls get cute pikachu

>boys get cute pikachu they want to fuck


2f2f83 No.14983656

File: bd10f45b8fce197⋯.webm (411.28 KB, 512x384, 4:3, bait.webm)


3f2732 No.14983679

>>14983568

A quick search on google comes up that the heart shape was originally used to illustrate fig leaves, as soon as 2000 B.C. Do you really think that the people who lived 2000 B.C. already knew how a fucking uterus looked like? The human female reproductive system has only began to be researched in the 19th century as far as I know.


dbce73 No.14983689

I was expecting to get shat on for being a filthy furfag but no, heart shapes are the way lol


c0f675 No.14983756

>>14982753

Venasaur has differences, but the rest don't.


9d2513 No.14983758

>>14981009

That's been a thing since Diamond/Pearl in 2006


89461d No.14984011

File: 80dfeb1095f2f14⋯.gif (6.08 MB, 640x266, 320:133, AD8C6842-BDAF-40D5-923D-2E….gif)

>>14983530

>get BTFO on his shitty knowledge of the world

>REEEEE I’m mad about this only word so to move the goalpost

Fuck this is hilarious


56cc4b No.14984090

File: 876f1c0a80cd287⋯.png (6.3 KB, 225x300, 3:4, why.png)

>>14984011

>6MB GIF


890107 No.14984194

>>14984090

Open it in your virtual system


6e548f No.14984318

File: d9f9bb72563e174⋯.png (186.61 KB, 977x603, 977:603, Pikalibre.png)

>>14983459

It's not muh womyn stronk, it's because the Pikachu is just cosplaying in a bunch of different outfits.


210a21 No.14984333

File: 0fbe94d691a17da⋯.jpg (32.37 KB, 499x338, 499:338, 0fbe94d691a17da00e4ca2449a….jpg)

but pikachu is not a woman,it's a pokemon


790afc No.14984351

>>14984333

Trips of truth.


dd24d0 No.14984390

>>14983172

>implying lost knowledge isnt a thing


037f37 No.14984470

File: 3b5421a8d72e061⋯.jpg (70.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1523189316976.jpg)

>>14984333

So fucking a male Pikachu is not gay now?


790afc No.14984597

>>14984470

Nice logical leap. Not being a man doesn't mean you're not a male.


18c202 No.14984651

File: d557aa4ec243e5b⋯.jpg (71.8 KB, 483x316, 483:316, dense mother fucker.jpg)

>>14984470

If it was a female pikachu it would still be degenerate to fuck one. Why? Because you're fucking an animal.


56cc4b No.14984660

>>14984651

But pikachu are pokemon not animals


18c202 No.14984691

File: 1efb8173c66b67e⋯.webm (70.06 KB, 380x268, 95:67, I get it. It aint makin m….webm)


037f37 No.14984714

>>14984597

>X not being an Y does not mean it is not Y

What?


b35d3d No.14984718

>>14984318

Idol and scientist Pikachu a best.


037f37 No.14984728

>>14984651

Okay, but what about Gardevoir? Is it an animal? Fucking something like that is degenerate or not?


18c202 No.14984729


4fb2a0 No.14984736

>>14984011

Being a retarded nigger does not make you smart, it just makes you a retarded nigger that can't do simple research on the net. You have the brain of a rat, plants have evolved with humans, the same as any other organism, you are not special you stupid dumb animal.


18c202 No.14984743

File: 3833430da12ba70⋯.jpg (76.08 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, shootme stick.jpg)

>>14984729

Oh god damnit I meant this one

>>14984651


5f5081 No.14984747

File: 48cac568b40cb4d⋯.jpg (194.9 KB, 1224x1445, 72:85, 48cac568b40cb4ded15ffa4012….jpg)

>>14984660

So that means it OK to bugger into next week then?


18c202 No.14984787

>>14984728

It's a pokemon so yes it's an animal. If you want argue on that, I would say it would be like fucking a renamon. (assuming it has sex organs). You're fucking a furry then. So it's still degenerate.


46bb9e No.14984853

>>14980493

Once again, some pathetic jackass as pointed out a non-issue that doesn't need to garner any attention. It will go away if you ignore it.


94a47c No.14984869

File: 52a9939e37307b5⋯.jpg (17.95 KB, 477x244, 477:244, pokemon.jpg)


18c202 No.14984917

>>14984869

Why do I have a feeling this an edited tweet of some pedophile?


b35d3d No.14985020

>>14984787

Humans are animals too you fucking furry.

The main distinction is sapience. Pokemon are sapient, so they're able to understand things intelligently and consent to sexual activities.


790afc No.14985068

>>14984714

Male animals aren't men, you fucking retard. Boys aren't men either, but they are both males. Therefore, fucking a male makes you gay even if it's not a man.


18c202 No.14985116

>>14985020

>Humans are animals too you fucking furry.

I'm not a furry though, I was implying that if you want to fuck the pokemon even it's more anthro one like gardevoir you are a furry. It's not the same type of degeneracy as bestiality, but still degenerate.

>The main distinction is sapience. Pokemon are sapient, so they're able to understand things intelligently and consent to sexual activities.

So can dolphins, it's still fucking degenerate to fuck a dolphin though.


3caf6e No.14985140

It's just pandering to an audience dumb enough to buy shit games because muh stronk wymyn


037f37 No.14985151

>>14985068

Ah, I see now.


b35d3d No.14985152

>>14985116

Dolphins are intelligent, but not sapient. There's a difference.


56cc4b No.14985166

File: 00f3d577768dc3c⋯.jpg (2.26 MB, 1300x957, 1300:957, trust me im a dolphin.zip.….jpg)

>>14985116

>dolphins


b29c67 No.14985382

>>14982994

Why do I have this overwhelming sense of deja vu about this post? Am I in a time paradox?

I could swear that I have read both of those last two paragraphs before… Wait a fucking minute, is that a bot post?!


18c202 No.14985434

>>14985382

ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla


42d03a No.14985452

>>14984651

Hmm i thought official nip sources stated in one gen that people married pokemons in the english version it was censored to just sharing tables together


56cc4b No.14985500

File: 81cdb0dc0b516f4⋯.png (13.2 KB, 256x760, 32:95, marrying-pokemon-e.png)

File: a03547bbce75ca7⋯.png (11.53 KB, 256x760, 32:95, marrying-pokemon-j.png)

>>14985452

Also from Diamond and Pearl.

>There once were Pokémon that married people.

>There once were people who married Pokémon.

>This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.

I wonder how much they regret doing that.


42d03a No.14985778

>>14985500

There probably weren't any issues in japan given their religious background and their appreciation for tradition, on the west furries and zoophiles probably didn't thought much of it given that fan art will be made regardless, people that don't care… well… didn't care, the rest went full REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14984318

I always thought Pikachu Rock Star was costume to celebrate the release of Pokken Given that i thought it looked like something Heihachi would use


ccc020 No.14986011

>>14985500

>Sinnoh Folk Story

its just a folk story, its not literal haha :^)


2f2f83 No.14986060

File: 1674776642dc3a5⋯.png (1.08 MB, 864x972, 8:9, wood Donkey Kong Confirmed….png)

Remember when Donkey Kong was made of Wood?


5e71e6 No.14986292

File: 6d6208b99d8b658⋯.png (350.58 KB, 517x601, 517:601, heart.png)

>>14981009

It's stupid I know

>>14983147

You know the heart has a vague "heart" shape right


715bdb No.14986343

File: 518efbd2a34fa39⋯.png (231.58 KB, 540x298, 270:149, w-wha_anon.png)

>>14986060

>he doesn't remember the major Nintendo game made from stop-motion wood sculptures


f9ce7d No.14986352

File: f2b490cb650aae0⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 221.83 KB, 657x485, 657:485, Kyubidick.png)

>pokemon are restricted to having one fixed gender that's openly displayed

Inferior franchise.


9f8292 No.14986376

File: 9fe9d118093de8e⋯.gif (800.07 KB, 540x405, 4:3, laughing_tits.gif)

>>14986060

Yeah, using the power of the Unreal engine really shows those people who talk about how trash it is.

https://archive.fo/RdszK#selection-437.106-437.146


37e09d No.14986438

>>14986376

"The game has been built on Unreal Engine"

Where is the citation?


57cefa No.14986439

File: 2724aa9cacc4088⋯.jpg (457.47 KB, 1024x700, 256:175, 592e767f0c4afb0b146d904b9f….jpg)

>>14980493

>not wanting to play as Pikachu Libre


5067e2 No.14986485

File: ebde51f42525a4e⋯.jpg (42.48 KB, 500x495, 100:99, 1d30f8e3ce24301f788eeb75b1….jpg)

>>14984318

Oh, so it's actually Attention Whore Pikachu. Right right, carry on then.


3c4956 No.14987033

>>14985116

>>14985020

>>14984787

>>14984728

>>14984651

>>14984470

>>14984333

Oh my fucking god who cares

I don't think anyone in the pokemon universe would blame you for fucking your pokemon because they are sooooo fuckable


076e95 No.14987039

>>14980583

>>14981164

>>14981166

>Mike Gallagher

>male feminist

How long before it's revealed that he's a sex offender?


da977c No.14987078

File: 79eed00ef0ee625⋯.mp4 (2.2 MB, 640x640, 1:1, 79eed00ef0ee6253a5364d0141….mp4)

>>14987059

yo wtf


82d1a9 No.14987236

>>14980493

Marxism.

That is why you must never pay for anything from any company that presented "playable talking dogs (women)" this year. That includes Nintendo and Smash Bros.

>>14987067

Why let them have it their way when we can simply kill them and keep the talking dogs (women) in their place?


149a7b No.14987268

>all these autists in this thread sperging over a costume


8a21d1 No.14987272

>>14984011

ikr, almost as bad as the "Samus's boobs are somewhat smaller" thread.


0e426f No.14987306

File: 7c4b545585f74f7⋯.jpg (427.92 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, lame.jpg)

That they added Leaf and pic related is all that's under her skirt is the REAL crime.


69c580 No.14987336

File: 6ce2459079f2d03⋯.jpg (188.63 KB, 557x760, 557:760, Older depictions of the ut….jpg)

>>14983147

The heart symbol has much older origins than any medical depiction of a uterus (which is the only time one would see one given that you can't see it and not kill a woman back in the day). Most older medical texts describe the female reproductive system as just being a giant penis but inside the body. Nothing heart shaped.


c059b5 No.14987433

>>14980493

>why has the entire theme of this E3 been "playable wimins"?

I don't think it's supposed to be any kind of political message since they made just as big a deal about being able to play as Inkling Boy. Besides, more girls means more R34.


e8fd6a No.14987452

File: 0892f2857a57deb⋯.jpg (51.29 KB, 670x682, 335:341, Chadondorf.jpg)

So, Ganon can use a sword now.


3d4a0b No.14987474

>>14987452

I want to worship ganons BBC.


481dba No.14987477

>>14985116

Dolphins themselves are degenerate fuckers, though.


e8fd6a No.14987493

>>14987474

I thought his cock was green.


c059b5 No.14987571

>>14987452

Yes, all of his smash attacks use a sword. Other than that it looks like he plays the same.


afb0ca No.14987590

File: ac70d2fd074b6bb⋯.gif (464.33 KB, 500x338, 250:169, feels bad man.gif)

>>14987452

>ganondorf sword

>ridley

>snake returns

>gamecube controller compatible

<switch

So close, yet so far.


131094 No.14987629

>>14981009

Yeah, so all those Pikachus with vaginas you've been fapping to that don't have heart-shaped tails? They're all actually cuntboys.


e8fd6a No.14987654

File: 60e5f8a488e8bc8⋯.jpg (149.49 KB, 862x862, 1:1, 60e.jpg)

File: 66eab0abb980d09⋯.jpg (151.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 66e.jpg)

File: ca901f088286abe⋯.png (764.95 KB, 685x521, 685:521, ca9.png)

File: 728727e789328fa⋯.png (1.45 MB, 1280x1363, 1280:1363, 728.png)


3c4956 No.14987666

>>14987654

They chose a good Zelda design for once. TP looked like a jew. This one reminds me of cdi.


1af6ca No.14987687

>>14987654

a cute

A CUTE


0e426f No.14987702

>>14987654

>she has pants under her dress

Meh.


e8fd6a No.14987744

>>14987702

What pants? I only see open-toed boots under her dress.


be4764 No.14987774

File: 9cabf2f3ea8cd8f⋯.jpg (94.16 KB, 453x767, 453:767, 2d015c966bad5651b316f4dac2….jpg)

>only wanted two characters to finally become playable

>one of the is already confirmed for being an assist trophy again

At least I get to laugh at Waluigifags


6af96a No.14987810

>>14986485

She's a contest Pikachu, you actually get her after winning a contest and have to visit contest halls to change between outfits.


8a21d1 No.14988621

>>14987336

Apparently, one of the supposed origins of the heart symbol comes from a plant called silphium, whose fruits(or seeds?) were distinctly heart-shaped. It went extinct from overharvesting, but while it was still around, these fruits apparently worked as an effective contraceptive, allowing for passionate love without pregnancy. Realize that nothing remotely similar probably existed at the time, nor did anyone know much about chemistry/biology; it was a "magical" fruit that allowed you to have sex all you wanted without babies. Needless to say, it was highly coveted, and just as a condom is seen as a precursor to sex, the silphium was seen as innately tied to passion, ultimately leading to its shape being immortalized in a symbol that is now printed on cheesy valentine's cards.


0e426f No.14988649

>>14987744

Watch the footage of her closely.


190379 No.14989024


190379 No.14989041

>>14987033

you're just a degenerate then. fuck off


d4e474 No.14989414

>>14980493

The theme of E3 on cuckchan is becoming reddit and defending this shit.


bbb684 No.14989438

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

i miss my good old games


b2b549 No.14989446

File: 4bd8f285ec5db1b⋯.jpg (28.73 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 8Y8ZbLVS_400x400.jpg)

>>14984787

Pokemon are not animals, they're pocket monsters.


c0f675 No.14989472

File: 48ea2c90f826422⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1326x1658, 663:829, Pikachu beauty dress.png)

>>14984318

Belle a cute.


233fd5 No.14989474

File: 6e1a63d803d2100⋯.png (200.55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, f2a340278d8c9edaf46b204d41….png)

Aren't you excited to play as a woman in a game for THE FIRST TIME EVER?


d47758 No.14989540

File: 293ff218455459a⋯.jpg (64.79 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, xrz.jpg)

>>14987452

Anyone else thinks he looks like Xaxier i this pic


95fc9f No.14993579

>>14989540

Looks more like the Chad from that meme.


be4aef No.14993619

>>14987654

Cutest design ever!


be4aef No.14993625

File: 31759382fc437dc⋯.png (643.2 KB, 680x640, 17:16, Star Laughs.png)

>>14987774

Indeed i'm sad about it but Waluigifags are always fun to laugh at.


6b9758 No.14993646

>>14987774

Nintendo would destroy Waluigi's whole mythos if they ever did him justice. His whole thing is that he is forever alone.


3b8257 No.14993660

>>14987590

Where the fuck else would it be, anon? Don't say PC, because that literally doesn't make any sense.


e9884f No.14993663

>>14986376

>>14986438

It's not. There was an Unreal Engine trademark at the end of the presentation, but that's because Fortnite and Daemon X Machina run on Unreal Engine.

It's most likely running on the Sm4sh engine.


79e0a3 No.14993748

File: 84b87d7002b1c9d⋯.jpg (52.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, azhhafq.jpg)


ef9d4d No.14994266


c83820 No.14994305

File: f08db8b06e9a2e6⋯.png (25.17 KB, 102x102, 1:1, Heart.PNG)

>>14987336

>Nothing heart shaped.


b48ee9 No.14995073

>>14983172

>>14983147

Are we forgetting that we named it a "heart"


a39722 No.14995218

I'm not sure what's the worst.

>ZSS Samus, Sheik and Snake getting physical reductions

>muh wimins pushed everywhere

>everyone using Bulbapedo as source despite it being ruled by a confirmed (several times) pedophile who has gone as far as trying to kidnap kids out of school without even being worried by cops because he's also autist enough to spam randumb things about Pokemon

>Nintendo is considered to have "won E3" by just showing ONE. SINGLE. GAME. where they recycled everything to hell and back, despite ignoring 10+ good licences they could have used to get critical acclaim

You're wrong on one point, though, OP - That isn't a woman. That clearly is a Pikachu.


72d05f No.14995370

File: 5405bd2464ce7b1⋯.jpg (38.23 KB, 672x414, 112:69, uterus-and-satan.jpg)

>>14983147

You know what it also looks like?


575001 No.14995378

File: 910251cbf357fac⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.04 MB, 1737x2288, 1737:2288, Baphomet.png)

>>14995370

>satanic ram head

That's Baphomet anon, get your fucking terms right


fcd044 No.14995633

>>14987654

>Boots expose toes

why


fcd044 No.14995649

>>14995218

>>everyone using Bulbapedo as source despite it being ruled by a confirmed (several times) pedophile who has gone as far as trying to kidnap kids out of school without even being worried by cops because he's also autist enough to spam randumb things about Pokemon

That doesn't make the information incorrect

>>Nintendo is considered to have "won E3" by just showing ONE. SINGLE. GAME.

What about daemon x machina


d66d7b No.14996148

File: 01087f0b983ba5f⋯.png (1.58 MB, 852x1920, 71:160, e3.png)

storydriventhirdpersonshooter


e12079 No.14996166

>>14996148

Ghosts of Tsushima is the only one of those that looked fun.


98735b No.14996191

File: 2c7422a24fc3cb2⋯.gif (2.48 MB, 368x490, 184:245, 2c7422a24fc3cb2d2dabfbd035….gif)

>>14995633

>not enjoying every part of a woman

You don't have to expose your faggotry that much anon. Also, such designs are very feminine style of footwear. So thank god Nintendo aimed to make Zelda more feminine than butch.


39b22f No.14996203

>>14995378

baphomet originally wasn't a satanic symbol. apparently templars used to worship it back in the 1300s so the church decided to demonize it and that's exactly the reason satanists picked it up again later in 20th century. i think templars picked up a relic that looked like a mummified head and might have resembled baphomet and decided to worship it or something like that. apparently they also did a bunch of other unholy things and that's why they got burned at the stake en masse. however, we don't actually know how much of that was true because they only confessed to their crimes under torture and the french king of the time owed them a lot of money and he was the one that kept pushing for the investigations on templars. so who knows… might have been a pre-demon griffith type of situation.


7bb7a1 No.14996216

File: 60fbfc47f97d3a8⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1456x1600, 91:100, BotW Zelda Glasses.png)

File: e3a91728b507b15⋯.png (2.03 MB, 1069x1500, 1069:1500, BotW Zelda butt.png)

File: b8da6f3148714d6⋯.jpg (286.7 KB, 1376x1700, 344:425, Zelda and Paya butts.jpg)

File: 4a32342b08c44c7⋯.jpg (110.1 KB, 992x1026, 496:513, Zelda_bend_1ASv5Ma.jpg)

File: 5f60b7558189d1c⋯.jpg (287.54 KB, 992x1403, 992:1403, BotW Zelda ass n brows.jpg)

>>14987654

Why didn't they go with BotW Zelda like they did with BotW Link? Was her booty too much to censor?


6352f1 No.14996229

>>14996148

CROUCH

WALKING


3bfe73 No.14996230

>>14996216

Sakurai said BOTW Zelda is too much of a bookworm and wouldn't make sense to be a fighter. He also later said during a Treehouse stream that the specific designs he chose for Zelda and Ganondorf were his personal favorites from the series


ea9e2b No.14996244

>>14996166

Last of Us 2 looked like total bullshit, just like the trailers for Last of Us 1


ea9e2b No.14996249

>>14987654

Best Zelda.


c0aef1 No.14996250

>>14996230

> Sakurai said BOTW Zelda is too much of a bookworm and wouldn't make sense to be a fighter.

Which is weird because he chose an even younger version who does even less in her own game. He shouldn't have tried to justify it and just said "it's my favourite one".

still sad we'll never see HW Zelda's design in a proper Zelda game


7bb7a1 No.14996251

File: a69937da745332d⋯.jpg (59.49 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Zelda_Bend_Dives_C6Omoi3XM….jpg)

File: 7e1a8b205caf71b⋯.jpg (107.6 KB, 850x1313, 850:1313, BotW Zelda under.jpg)

File: 0a188548ab023e8⋯.png (954.87 KB, 850x1275, 2:3, BotW Zelda thick ass.png)

File: 90d373a986c3783⋯.jpg (121.1 KB, 996x1280, 249:320, zelda bikini.jpg)

File: 6421cd053073b4b⋯.jpg (197.09 KB, 850x652, 425:326, BotW Zelda Look.jpg)

>>14996148

I noticed this too. Sony didn't have much to show so they padded it out with (((musical))) performances and extremely drawn-out demos including cutscenes and stealth segments. It was pretty blatant padding, but beyond that shows a stunning lack of creativity in their gameplay. Everything third person, everything has stealth for padding out the play time, everything ridden with cutscenes.

>>14996230

>BOTW Zelda is too much of a bookworm and wouldn't make sense to be a fighter

Even though she was holding back calamity ganon for like a thousand years she can't fight?


ea9e2b No.14996256

>>14996251

Let me spell it out for all the botw enthusiasts: BotW zelda is boring looking and not iconic. It's a girl in a vest and tights.


3bfe73 No.14996261

File: 965be3ee056185a⋯.png (388.12 KB, 760x804, 190:201, OoT_Zelda_PM.png)

>>14996250

I think part of it is how energetic ALBW Zelda is since it matches the buffs she's received

>>14996251

Sealing =/= fighting

I would've preferred OOT designs for everyone, including Link


c0aef1 No.14996268

File: 27c3b05577d1f1e⋯.png (1.07 MB, 752x1200, 47:75, zelda botw dress 1.png)

File: f2840bf1acfdf98⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 750x750, 1:1, zelda botw dress 2.jpg)

File: b3c7dc8c63de55d⋯.png (873.73 KB, 700x914, 350:457, zelda botw snow outfit.png)

>>14996256

There's also her royal dress version, her prayer dress, and her snow outfit from the DLC.


19d1be No.14996272

File: 86ea64507a0458c⋯.png (638.04 KB, 742x1007, 14:19, zz.png)

File: 360d75665500dae⋯.jpg (198.7 KB, 900x1220, 45:61, zzz.jpg)

File: e319780dc8b1a65⋯.gif (1022.34 KB, 500x298, 250:149, ST-Holding-Hands.gif)

>>14996251

My favorite Zelda is Spirit Tracks Zelda. She is CUTE! She has CHARACTER! She is USEFUL! She is PRETTY! She is a loli that wears lipstick which is HOT and she is down to HOLD HANDS.


7bb7a1 No.14996273

File: 50a8cd3e773b25b⋯.jpg (56.96 KB, 540x752, 135:188, BotW Zelda Snow.jpg)

File: cbf375d0a2e8bfb⋯.jpg (165.46 KB, 840x1166, 420:583, BotW Zelda Rito Gear.jpg)

File: 3c5681e22188945⋯.jpg (57.87 KB, 600x800, 3:4, BotW Zelda 02.jpg)

File: 3faba74993164e7⋯.jpg (49.66 KB, 543x820, 543:820, BotW Zelda 01.jpg)

File: 73a10fadbbd2c3c⋯.png (435.21 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, BotW Zelda 00.png)

>>14996256

>BotW zelda is boring looking and not iconic

100% wrong. Compare BotW Zelda design to all other Zeldas in the series and it is definitively unique. Even Tetra, the brown girl Zelda, was magically shape-shifted back into something closer to the original designs as if the universe itself couldn't allow it.


ea9e2b No.14996278

>>14996273

>100% wrong. Compare BotW Zelda design to all other Zeldas in the series and it is definitively unique

Her being unique is the problem. Iconic is the exact opposite.

>>14996268

The prayer dress version could fit into a fighting game I suppose.


2e8122 No.14996281

>>14986292

>You know the heart has a vague "heart" shape right

The heart shape comes from the shape of a seed that was used for birth control during Greek/Roman/idunno times. It has since gone extinct.


7bb7a1 No.14996285

>>14996278

>The prayer dress version could fit into a fighting game I suppose.

So in a dress is okay? Isn't that your real complaint then?


ea9e2b No.14996287

>>14996285

Having a unique silhouette is a big deal in a fighting game, and in a dress she is Zelda.

In pants she's generic action girl number 85.


4df1b6 No.14996291

>>14987590

t. poorfag


7bb7a1 No.14996302

>>14996287

>I prefer Zelda in a dress

I do as well, yet I don't dislike her BotW design.

The bigger picture is that Link's BotW design made it into Smash Ultimate so not including Zelda's BotW design makes very little sense. Sakurai should have just outright stated it was personal preference which dictated this exclusion.




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