/v/ - HAPPY E3 EVERYONE

IT'S GAY

>>14960643

>People are hyped for a 30 second teaser that didn't show any game!

You have to make a thread about an actual game anon. :^)

>because Akavir has a VI in the name.

That would be a clever joge.

>>14960655

Wanna discuss the real TES 6 then The mobile game

>>14960660

>Play the game in portrait mode!*

>>14960679

>Not playing the game in the Ouya!

>>14960679

Only degenerates play in portrait mode.

>>14960706

>>14960679

So what's going on, they announced new Fallout and TES the same year?

>>14960643

>It's obviously going to take place in Akavir.

lol no

>>14960722

They can afford to, Fallout 76 is online-only spinoff shit.

I'm still angry that the thread for the game was deleted when I'd spent a couple of hours talking about lore in it.

MAAAAAAAAARK

>>14960733

Wanna chat about lore It's the reason why I made this thread

All their games are the same copypasta, all their stories are terrible, and the combat just isn't fun.

>>14960698

>>14960706

but Todd said he plays in portrait mode™! Clearly Thats the best way to play Elder Scrolls: Blades™.

>>14960802

>>14960793

Unless it's also online-only builder shit with battle royale mode.

>>14960690

I actually want to get an Ouya, as a joke, but also because I have a fascination for vapor ware hardware.

>>14960845

>as an joke

>>14960643

Also do not forget that starfield is going to be heavily inspired by Star Wars, so yup. That is something to look forward to.

Also do anyone here believe that anyone will buy Fallout 76?

>>14960860

If it's inspired by Star Wars Legends (ie the real star wars) then good, if it's inspired by DIsney Star Wars """Canon""" then I'm not too interested.

Although it would probably be extremely easy to mod Starfield when you have a endless open void to work with.

Nobody cares. Fuck off back to Reddit.

THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT SHILL.

FUCK HOWARD BRING BACK JENSEN.

They showed nothing but the title screen. There's nothing to talk about.

>>14960871

The only Legends media that still has new content produced is TORtanic. What do you expect, honestly.

Disney isn't that original anyway, all the shit they introduce in the new canon that isn't there for the purpose of pozzing the franchise further and further is just old EU content recycled as an inferior copy (with added pozzing too if they can). I'm at least happy we're probably not getting a bastardized version of Kyle Katarn at this point because there are too many copycats running around in Disney canon.

>>14960871

I dunno why but I got a weird star wars feel from that teaser. So any space opera as stealing from the source material would work out.

So what is this Star Wars Legend that you are talking about fwend, gib a quick rundown.

>>14960643

Of course, everything depends on the ability to mod the game as we are used to, no paid-mods crap, no bethesda.net forced curation (at the very least in regards to PC modding).

>>14960643

I didn't expect it for a few more years. Then again they probably want to implement loot boxes while they still can

>>14960897

Star Wars Legends is basically the old LucasArts Star Wars, so everything made pre-Disney acquisition. Maybe I remembered the name for it wrong though.

>>14960892

> I'm at least happy we're probably not getting a bastardized version of Kyle Katarn

You know the spic in Rogue One that worked with Jan Ors Jyn Erso was a Katarn knock-off, right?

>>14960910

So what they call the expanded universe? I've not gone into Star Wars, I only saw the movies but kinda got burned when episode 7 happened and just stopped right there.

>>14960910

"Legends" is a retronym applied to all old EU content produced before 2014 so you got that right, yeah.

>>14960913

>>14960914

That was my fucking point you bootlipped niggers. I don't give a shit about that new character being an inferior knockoff since they did not recycle Kyle Katarn's character itself.

>>14960921

>since they did not recycle Kyle Katarn's character itself.

But they did. That was Kyle Katarn. He died for her, why are you being such a bigot about it?

>>14960913

>Diversity

>They turned Jan white.

>>14960740

Well the gist of what I wanted to save(/link to people I was talking to at the same time) from last thread was me talking about the nature of kalpas and the broader spacetime of the setting of The Elder Scrolls, with a post about Shezzarines and some shitposting about things like TESO thrown in for good measure. Bit of a weh.

I typed this meme up last night, and I've just gone back and finished making it actually presentable now: https://pastebin.com/JBvgqNUM

>>14960722

>New Fallout

Online-only Rust clone.

>New TES

Mobile game that looks like absolute shit.

>>14960740

>Wanna chat about lore

You mean how it's being raped?

>>14960860

>Also do anyone here believe that anyone will buy Fallout 76?

Judging from all the faggots on cuckchan defending this piece of shit, they will probably make some money off of it.

>>14960880

Can we get some love for LaFey too?

>>14960953

Sure, lore in TES is so backing breakingly fucked I can't believe they haven't introduced parallel dimensions and other dumb shit

>>14960643

Guessing High Rock, since it's mountainous region near the ocean.

>>14960971

>I can't believe they haven't introduced parallel dimensions and other dumb shit

Well there are the different kalpas, and The Sermons described Vivec battling beings from "adjacent places" (places beyond the Godhead?)…

But those are all concepts that Bethesda/ZeniMax will never take note of again anyway :^)

>>14960925

But goy, if we make Jan white, we can pretend we're going for actual diversity and aren't just being blatantly anti-white. That'll allow us to keep harvesting your children's foreskins for anti-aging facial cream for a few more years!

>>14960948

I dunno, it looked like the regular mobile games that people get addicted to. Kinda like HIT or something in that vain.

>>14960961

I just found the whole thing to not seem fun. Even when Todd was hyping it all up, I just got the nightmare scenario where you are trying to go to a quest and some faggot nukes the place you are going to quest.

And even if there is only 10 people on a map, you can still feel there is 10 people, and the whole not being able to just host ones own server and just lock it so you can fuck around, seems like a retarded idea. Or better yet, have it being in SP and then an MP, if you want it.

Also now on cuckchan they are trying to figure out if cyberpunk 2077 is cyberpunk.

>>14960953

>>14960971

They can always excuse those as retroactive reality changes caused by the Scrolls themselves. It was super convenient to them from day one.

I guess since Skyrim is on the Switch now it gets Mark's protection.

>>14960991

>not being the guy that nukes other people's quest areas

>>14960706

>Todd Toddposts at presentation

>Skyrimport posts

>Degenerates are mentioned twice in a derogatory manner

Did we do this? Does he actually post here?

>>14961100

It's actually a shame they didn't take the opportunity to remake the three Travels games. Would be great to be able to actually play through Shadowkey and others.

>>14960643

Yeah, probably going to be akavir.

Just mountains, no marshes or deserts.

TBH i don't think they actually have anything right now.

That just looks like the background terrain when you clip outside of the map, and todd said it'd be coming AFTER their new IP, so who the fuck knows how far out it is.

>>14961139

>DOOM man builds a series of outposts in Hell

That sounds pretty good.

>>14961137

In an interview he said he wanted to make a new engine or upgrade again before the next elder scrolls, so it'll be a while.

>>14961137

which sucks because it's just going to be samurai niggers from another dimension.

i would have liked some elswyr, could have been fun with big deserts, oasis towns, grassy savannah, rocky canyons and brine seas

maybe a mix between egyptian and old west culture or something.

Could have included lamia, sphinx and minor desert gods of all sorts

It'd be a big change of pace from morrowind, oblivion and skyrim, which is what i think it probably needs to move forward.

>>14961174

How about we ditch Tamriel altogether and see what's going on across the sea

What was the point of that 35 second trailer? We already knew TES 6 is a thing. Why not wait until you actually have something to show, such as actual game play or at least an in engine trailer?

And, BTW, the game will take place in High Rock.

I just hope we're not some dragonborn fag with superpowers again. Let me be a normal fucking faggot who doesn't get the "OH YOU'RE THE LEGENDARY DRAGONBORN" everywhere he goes

>>14961179

because what's going on across the sea is basically just samurai niggers from another dimension.

i want to ride a giant khajiit mount through the desert and fight a massive sand worm.

>>14961186

>high rock

>home of the Brits

But why?

>>14961201

So they can create a hamfisted story about a redguard immigration crisis?

>>14961213

>no one gives a shit about fallout rust edition

You be depressed how many actually do

>>14961179

There's nothing "across the sea" in the conventional sense, or nothing on the scale of Tamriel, at least; each Kalpa of Nirn consists of a singular "Arena" of life that defines the centre of its physical universe - in the case of Tamriel's Kalpa, that Arena is Tamriel.

If we're talking about "sailing in strange directions" to reach other Kalpas, however… That's exactly how you'd reach Akavir, or any of the other infinite(?) Kalpas of Nirn beyond Tamriel.

>>14961215

>global warming forces redguards from their home

>Breton magic is to blame and they need to take responsibility

>>14961213

>or that starfield shit

I thought starfield was somthing Todd has been wanting to do for ages? It would certainly explain him fucking Elder Scrolls into the dirt "OK OK I'll do your retarded mobile game, but can I please do my pet project?"

>>14961236

Anon, Todd Howard is the Elder Scrolls, and they are him.

>>14961223

>High Rock

WE

>>14961218

I'd wager more want elder scrolls which is why he did it, that or to maybe force management into letting him eventually cause he made a teaser for it?

>>14961232

Yeah in and interview he said he wanted to do his own space exploration for forever. It can't be very far along though, considering it was just a title card. I'm guessing they forced him and his team on fallout 76 instead, midway during dev time for starfield, especially considering he said that he had one game in full production and another in pre-production in an interview a while back

>>14961236

he was okay for morrowind, it's just that he's a yes man, and loves ultima, I think zenimax is forcing him to further simplify games as well.

>>14961267

>all skills/stats reduced to 3 trees

>leveling strength improves all melee abilities

>leveling intelligence improves all magic abilities

>leveling speed improves all stealth abilities

>occasionally gives you perk points to buy 10% improvements for various abilities

>>14960643

<30 seconds of literally nothing.

<Horrendous music

<No title, so no idea of what region it will take place.

What a piece of shit of teaser.

>>14961258

Pete Hines is a piece of shit but why do people keep posting this fake image?

>>14961294

Uh, maybe because it isn't fake, sweaty.

>>14961298

>sweaty

>>14961258

Pete Hines needs to get kicked in teeth

>>14961298

archive or it never happened

>>14961068

I desire to procreate with this fictional being

>>14960643

It can't without some serious lore rape, Akavir is literally the future. Like, you travel east, you go forwards in time. Tamriel is the present. Hammerfell may or may not be the past.

>>14961388

>>14961258

>men and women are exactly the same

>women can handle everything men can if not more

>that's why we need to dumb it down for women

>>14961394

> Hammerfell may or may not be the past

You mean Yokuda, right?

>>14961025

>s

>o

>y

But where's the game?

>>14960643

Too many horns fam

>>14961258

>we made it simpler and dumber so women could play it

Self-Awareness: 0

>>14961287

><No title, so no idea of what region it will take place.

It's clearly High Rock.

I'm going to analyze the music for potential location hints. If that fails, I'll get a map of Tamriel and try locating that stretch of coast on the map.

Wish me luck lads

Who are the niggers of Tamriel, the redguards or the orcs?

>>14961467

The Nords

>>14961453

We'll have to wait and see about the soundtrack. I liked the aesthetic of Skyrim's soundtrack personally, Jeremy Soule wove an impressive score for the game and it stood out as distinctly his style of work, very atmospheric

insert Todd here

>>14961468

Krauts OUT

>>14961467

Khajiits

>>14961463

It's High Rock. Have a look at the region in Oblivion, with borders disabled and tcl.

>>14961480

No, Khajiits are gypsies.

>>14961467

Orcs are actually elves

>>14961467

Orcs are unironically based

>live in homogenous strongholds segregate from the rest of society

>are highly militant and will defend their people to the death

>advocate strength and physical prowess, are anti-materialist

>dislike outsiders

Will this game still have Skyrim under the iron fist of the piss elves, or will the Empire have re-unified?

Orcs are literally fecal matter.

>>14961496

Orcs are actually niggers. At least that's how I've always regarded them.

>>14961428

Something that I meant to do when I talked about that image in the last thread, actually, was to properly dissect what Kirkbride is saying in that image. I'll do that now:

>Nirn, the plane of creation in the universe (which is itself a plane of creation that's run/thought through/simulated chiefly by powerful spirits called Aedra) of The Elder Scrolls on which The Elder Scrolls games mostly take place is divided into cycles of creation called Kalpas

>Each Kalpa is brought to a close by The World Eater "devouring" the world for it to then be remade at the point where its creation was first starting to be planned out

>Nirn is remade anew, and in this way, different worlds can be found on Nirn to the "past" and to the "future" of Tamriel, in different (really arbitrary) directions in time, as the world is in turn destroyed and then remade anew in each Kalpa

>Except that the spirits who actually create and run the world operate outside of the spacetime of the world; they're aspatial, atemporal beings, and the spacetime of Nirn is something that they uphold artificially in the process of doing their thing of giving Nirn substance by thinking it through

>The spacetime of the world is then an imperfect one, upheld with mixed results by these spirits who do not experience spacetime themselves. Details on the lore peter out on exactly how this works out, but you can expect spacetime to start getting less and less reliable the further you venture out from the center of Nirn (from the "Starry Heart" of creation that it was the idea in creating the world to bring about), and for spacetime to potentially get very strange if you were to leave Nirn entirely

>Either way: To the people of Nirn, the other Kalpas of Nirn besides their own are found in the "past" and the "future," but to the spirits actually running Nirn the boundaries between Kalpas are just another artificial dimension, and if the peoples of Nirn could break beyond that artificial dimension, they could travel between Kalpas more or less in the same way they travel through their world normally (texts describe it as "sailing in strange directions;" you could imagine sailors venturing out far enough into the seas that their conventional laws of spacetime start to fail, and then guiding themselves the rest of the way to another Kalpa through magicka or creatia)

>Kirkbride then proposes that the people of Tamriel might have a slightly abstract view on their spacetime as a result of the abstract way that their spacetime works: Akavir is sometimes described as being to the "East" of Tamriel, despite its really being separated from Tamriel by the "time" represent edby the cycles of the Kalpas - so what if… people in Tamriel started referring to the cardinal directions of space as a metaphorical, poetic way of discussing time? What poetic license might they take with all of this?

Aaand that's my interpretation of that post by which I swear that Michael Kirkbride is fucking with people.

Moving across time even on Tamriel. Redguards are from the previous timeline so we get them, then Imperials, which are native to the current time. We get summerset, the closest to the original Aldmer, then they degrade into bosmer, which later get turned into khajiit by azura. Basically black marsh is where everything in tamriel seeps to.

>>14961509

Their the niggers of mer

>>14961467

Orcs

Literally considered non-sentient. Violent trash that's favorite thing to do is fight.

>>14961539

>Violent trash that's favorite thing to do is fight

So…..niggers.

When Todd switched out attributes for perks is when this stopped being an RPG but an action adventure game. Unless they restored the mechanics of the earlier Elder Scrolls games (unlikely) I am not excited for this game.

>>14961467

>chimping out constantly

>ungrateful pricks

>easy to manipulete them (see jewish altmerish tricks on them)

>sitting on a fuck ton of resources and still have ethiopia tier economy

>>anyone with a functioning brain leave them behind (see Tiber Septim)

Nords… i'm not joking…

The fact that they're using the same music as oblivion gives clear indication of decline.

>>14961594

They use the same music for every game you retard

Only came here for the toddposting

>>14960643

>It's obviously going to take place in Akavir

When you killed the Emperor in Skyrim, you left the Empire without a heir. The Akaviri will try to invade Tamriel to sieze the throne, as they did before.

>>14960643

highrock

>>14961594

>oblivion

morrowind*

>>14961556

The entire point of Elf races is for them to be the smug cunt races.

>>14961655

>you left the Empire without a heir

The Empire hadn't had a true Emperor under the Mede Dynasty. If the Oblivion Crisis, the Empire-Dominion War, and the return of the dragons didn't merit an Akaviri invasion chances are good it won't happen now. Besides, the Nerevarine who is immortal is off fucking around in Akavir

>>14961734

>the Nerevarine

Is he going to be the villian

>>14961736

Bethesda would be that retarded. The Oblivion protag ended up in Skyrim so it makes sense they'd be that shameless

>>14961744

>The Oblivion protag ended up in Skyrim

No, that was Sheogorath

The oblivion protag no longer exists

>>14961762

>Oblivion's protag took over the Sheogorath curse…

So technically you aren't wrong there,,, but from an other point of view he/she still the portag from Oblivion just twisted by a daedric curse.

>>14960845

Please give Ouya-tan a good home.

>>14961861

What about her baby sister, Atari vcs-tan?

>>14961762

Champ had too much goodwill with the 9 (count em, NINE) Divines to get cucked out of his existance. The old Sheo went back to being Jyggalag again and Champ took on his responsibilities as the God of Madness, which included the cult of personality surrounding it.

What did the Dragonborn do to secure his immortality? Set up an eternity of buttfuckings with Herma Mora? The Septim's would still be around if Dragonblood was enough to make you immortal.

>>14961951

Dragonborn killed a shitty pre-mature incarnation of Alduin.

>>14961951

Alduin was more like a joke than a real theat… gameplay wise… no offense, pal…

>>14961907

Not yet, he's only getting started

>>14961967

>random elf faggot literally kills the god of destruction and renewal

Really makes you think.

>>14961840

There is no "daedric curse", just regular ass mantling

It's like a reverse ship of theseus, but strictly upheld by the metaphysics of the universe

>>14961930

Nine Divines

more like

Nine Queers

And serving/becoming a daedric prince, let alone papa sheo, kinda disqualifies you from the good boy list

>>14961930

>Champ had too much goodwill with the 9 (count em, NINE) Divines to get cucked out of his existance

Except that's not how things went down. The Champion Mantled Sheogorath, which means he assumed the role of the Mad God. If you noticed, his quest in Skyrim isn't to go and drive someone insane - Its to help save someone that he fucked over in the past. He's still the Mad God, but his essential core, and most likely his protonymic, are still linked to the once Hero of Kvatch.

>What did the Dragonborn do to secure his immortality?

Consuming the souls of hundreds of dragons. The soul of a dragon can't die, and the more souls that are stacked on, the more powerful the whole. In this case, not only did he eat the souls of many dragons, but he ate the soul of Miraak, another extremely powerful dragonborn. Just doing some simple arithmetic about the 3 Heroes and Miraak, and you're somewhere around 120% of Alduin's power. On top of this, not only is the Dragonborn, but also a Shezarrine, which is basically like double-dipping into divine reinforcement. From a TES metaphyiscs perspective, the Dragonborn should not be capable of dying.

That said, Herma Mora cucked him out of fully mantling Akatosh by kill-stealing atop the tower, so he's not at the maximum apex.

>>14960643

A FUCKING TITLE SCREEN

>>14961967

All the dragons were a joke they weren't even dragons they were fucking wyverns

>>14960654

no, shill redditor and 4uck are

>>14962105

1 - Dragons are whatever the fictional universe says they are

2 - Wyverns are a type of dragon, just like those snake-ass chinese noodle fuckers

>>14962087

I really liked that Morrowind was more subtle about stuff like this, with the constant implication that you are not actually the Nerevarine but simply some clown which everyone believes to the Nerevarine.

Of course, this being TES, being someone and acting as if you were someone quickly can become the same thing

>>14962120

so wyvern are wyvern, dragon are 4legs with wings lizard . ( then you have all the shape and form)

saying wyvern are dragon is as retarded as saying that bat are birds

Stormcloaks descendants flee to akavir to create new Skyrim war happens imperials also begin colonizing akavir whole story about colonizing and natives trying to interact you arrive on the island in bumfuck nowhere as a prisoner to a slave plantation then the story begins…

>>14962148

Yeah no, that's not what I said at all

Also is english your second language

>181 posts

>0 seconds of gameplay

oof

>>14962122

>I really liked that Morrowind was more subtle about stuff like this, with the constant implication that you are not actually the Nerevarine but simply some clown which everyone believes to the Nerevarine.

I honestly think this is how EVERY rpg should be! Not fucking hand holding, not fucking Mary Sue from the very start. Hell the biggest pro in Oblivion ws that you are technically a fucking nobody on the right place in the right time. How fucking cool was that!

>>14962256

bird and bats are two entirely different kingdoms you retard

Wyverns and Dragons are both flying lizards.

FUCK NAZIS!!!

>>14962256

A wyvern is the Dark Souls of dragons.

>>14962269

totally not the same skeleton, not able to interbreed …

check the definition of a species anb what makes two species different.

>>14962367

>these fictional species can't interbreed

Yes they can. What now faggot?

>>14962367

>not able to interbreed

Says you

Who's looking forward to the next Elder Scrolls game having Racist Bretons as the villains?

>>14962367

whites and niggers can produce a baby but that doesn't make them the same species

>>14962348

>scrotifera family

What an unfortunate name.

>>14962466

there are many different species in nature that can interbreed

>>14962481

Like crackers and Nubians, be glad your women are getting enriched, whiteboi.

>>14960782

This.

And all western games are shit.

>>14962536

That's quite the leap there faggot.

>>14962650

sub-species still doesn't mean same species

they are variant of each-other but not the same

>>14962650

They can interbreed, prove me wrong.

>>14962710

>"In biological classification, the term subspecies refers to a unity of populations of a species living in a subdivision of the species’s global range and varies from other populations of the same species by morphological characteristics"

wyvern do not have the same morphological characteristics as dragon.

same with bats and birds

same with human and monkeys

same with …

>>14962650

>the fictional offspring of these magical fantasy creatures would be fucked up abominations

No they wouldn't

What now, faggot

>>14962797

>wyvern do not have the same morphological characteristics as dragon

And yet they're still dragons

Fantasy is fun, isn't it, autist?

>>14962245

TES has kind of always done that though, with the sole exception of Skyrim. The games have always been about 'right place, right time'. Daggerfall gives you a backstory, which leads up to you being a friend of the Emperor, but even that's about it. The only unifying element to the main-line games is that Uriel Septim, as the Dragonborn Emperor, was the one responsible for appointing you. Skyrim just skips ahead and makes you the dragonborn.

Time will tell whether or not TESVI goes back to that route or not.

>>14962797

Dragons in most settings can reproduce with humans.

Therefore, humans are dragons.

>>14962850

>Time will tell whether or not TESVI goes back to that route or not.

It's gonna be set in hammerfell and you're going to be the last of the sword singers and you know it

>>14962807

>No they wouldn't

prove it.

if the offpring become a chimera then it's proof that it's two different species

if not then you are forcing a MAJOR trait (aka it is either a wyvern or a dragon) onto the offsping wich violate the basics of genetics.

wow cool landscape very realistic ground and mountain 10/10 wil buy and buy dlc for amazing

>>14962937

I preordered 3 copies, preordering 4th right now

>>14960971

>they haven't introduced parallel dimensions and other dumb shit

>he forgot about the whole "all different situations occurred simultaneously" shitfest

>>14962930

>prove a magical fantasy creature wouldn't do this

Okay

I just imagined it

It works

Hold on let me test it a couple more times using different dragons to make sure it works

Yep still works

Also you're posting this in an elder scrolls thread you retard, TES genetics is "you inherit the mother's species"

I can't get excited for this. It will be shit in all of writing, game design, world building and coding. On top of that exclusive modding and monetization shoved in by the Zenimax overlords who just want to squeeze every single shekel out of their costumers without giving anything back.

>>14960643

Wait what, when did they show this trailer?

Is this another TeS or is it that shitty mobile game?

>>14963018

<i can use the same BS argument right here and mix bats and birds… no bats and snake !

congrats you created a chimera with your imagination: thus dragon and wyvern are not the same species.

no amount of imagination will be able to save you even if you make a shitty draw version of the result you will see that dragon and wyvern morphology CANNOT be mixed, (unless you create a chimera) they are mutually exclusive.

(ie: wyvern's hand/wings can't be put into a dragon without creating a chimera )

BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME SPECIES

>>14963144

Yes, thats just many generation of one side slave rape. You do inherent mostly the mother but you have very minor traits of the father.

>>14963144

Only over a very large amount of generations

Although I'm sure there's some metaphysical shit involved

>>14963018

>>14963097

It's the rule that was created so that you can't just rape a race out of existence. But really, mind determines form in TES, which is why Vivec looks half-and-half or Almalexia looks full Chimer; their wills are strong enough to force them into the state they're in, just as Dagoth Ur presents himself as a fuckhueg Dunmer, and so forth.

>>14963144

Fragments of the father pass down. The Bretons were a Mannish species where the Direnni elves used females as sex slaves. They're more magically potent because they basically have elf magical power running through them as a result of decades of rape. But at the same time, they're actually resistant to magic, rather than vulnerable to it, because of the mannish traits being stronger and essentially making them more powerful.

Of course, that's the "high-born" Breton. Most of the race is like the Reachmen - absolutely bat-shit crazy wild-men who worship weird gods and have all sorts of unusual blood-lines running through them.

>>14963163

>i can use the same BS argument right here and mix bats and birds… no bats and snake !

Bats, birds, and snakes are real life creatures, autist

>Giant autistic screed ignoring everything you've been told

Fuck off nigger, you're not getting any more (you)s

>>14962281

I remember cringing at that part

>>14960897

the bog scrolls 6:

REALMDOWN

>>14963203

>>14963241

we are speaking about Fantasy's depiction of dragons. not religious one.

>>14963285

At least they haven't started posting dragon on train porn. Yet.

>>14963299

Bong here, I love binge-watching that show

Also I've met that qt sperg

>>14963299

mb: the video refers too the BS of:

"you inherit the mother's genetics" and how it is retarded genetically speaking and litteraly, although it may explain oblivion's dialogue

>>14963318

did you tell her her eyes were as brown as the tree trunks?

>>14963332

Ah shit I didn't anon :/

Also why are sperg girls so hot?

>>14963349

>lizard with 4legs breathing fire

ok .. what's your point ? architecturally speaking it is a dragon, there is no problem here .

again, think back a the very 1st thing i said:

>Wyvern are to dragon what bat's are to birds.

Meaning different species (different skeleton architecture etc…).

>>14963422

Nigger it don't got even got wings.

It's a dog-lizard.

>>14963374

I feel like that entire presentation was engineered to make todd seem like a cool guy that toddposts and likes video games while the cancer comes from elsewhere

But it's yet another lie anon, he raped multiple franchises in front of your face with always online multiplayer and mobile garbage and made you feel okay with it

>>14963400

>>14963405

do not encourage the shitposter

>>14963374

>He spent to much time here…

>He can't hold himself back anymore…

degenerates

>>14962148

dark souls created these retards. That, and early d&d are the only sources for this spergcraft

Looks like High Rock

>>14963459

>Nigger it don't got even got wings.

the Moa too… and yet it was still a bird. The Cassowary too ..

was that your argument ?

>>14963374

you dork, go back to the chess club.

HOLY SHIT WAIT HOLY SHIT DID U JUST SAY

DID U JUST TELL ME THE NEW ELDER SCROLLS GAME

HAS A FR*#KING DRAGON??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN AND WHERE CAN I PREPURCHASE IMMEDIATELY

>>14961223

Daggerfall time?

>>14963518

I… what?

Moa had fucking wings you dumbass. So do Cassowary. They're flightless, not wingless.

>>14963497

Its High Rock.

>>14963545

Never post like that again, not even ironically.

>>14963865

What a fucking shit eating retard. This faggot cunt alone is good reason to not buy a thing from Bethesda.

>>14961291

I think you mean…

BRETONS

>>14963933

>Buying anything digital

HAR YAR WHERE DO YEE THINK YEE BE THERE LAND LUVER?

>>14961267

>>14961282

You can't do stealth, Magic is relegated to one spell that does flat damage, and there's only one weapon in the entire game.

>>14963865

>Implying

It's not hard to make sure what is posted is real. Dude is a piece of shit, but there's no point in using a fake tweet when plenty of actual ones exist.

>>14963988

I agree with this!

>>14963967

You can only play a Redguard Sword-Singer and there will be only a linear story within a fake open world full of grind and fetch quests, like a deformed bastard between Dragon Age and Ubisoft stock.

>>14964061

so it's a remake of Redguard?

>>14964124

No, not a remake. Totally new and original.

We made the first Redguard, so we can't steal from it.

Honestly Pete Hines is one of these people who had no real power in life so when he was finally given something (being in charge of lore in Bethesda games in his case, particularly a series that was once another studio's), he acts incredibly petty all like "haha, I have the power now, you can't do shit". If he lived under a communist dictatorship he'd sign up to be one of those commissars just for the opportunity to treat people like shit and get away with it.

>>14964057

You alright, anon? Maybe archiving the only remaining tweet in the image will help

https://archive.fo/XH6Nh

The second is lost to Twitter only going to October for the guy, and the last is deleted. Always archive this sort of shit.

>>14964149

And he doesn't even have the competence that would back his attitude up. Quite the opposite, which makes him even more insufferable.

or even better, a dungeon crawler where you play as a loli of each of the main races in tamriel. after long dungeon raiding and selling loot, let them have tea parties where they talk about a mudcrab they saw the other day.

Either it's set in the most generic fantasy province in the setting - High Rock - or they're going to fuck up and set it in Akavir and ruin whatever mystique is left in the series. It could go either way. TESO really helped lower the bar.

>>14961655

Akavir invading post-Great War Tamriel makes a lot of strategic sense but I doubt modern Bethesda could pull it off.

>>14964242

Got to pander to the Chinese market.

>>14961267

I'm holding out hope that it goes back to the complexity of Morrowind

I'm fully prepared to be disappointed

>>14964230

no

>>14964192

Just like those commies then. People in position of power in communist dictatorships, especially Lenin-era USSR but all the way to its collapse were generally lowlifes who had nothing to offer at all, drawn from the lowest dregs of the society. "Comrades, you're only poor and live in mud because the bourgeoisie took it from you, slaughter them and you'll prosper!" the leaders would call in the early stages of the revolution to get ground troops.

>>14964242

Bethesda since after Morrowind can't make stories that make sense for shit. Like, look what they do with Fallout - games made by the original team would always put the world forward, constantly making the wasteland change (NV was more of a proper sequel to 2 than 3 ever was), Bethesda shit just keeps reusing the same idea of a wild savage wasteland with ruins and bandits everywhere even in ways that don't make a lick of sense (3 being set 200 years after the war). Hell they have no protagonist diversity either, every one of them is a vault dweller in a shallow attempt to pretend it's just like the original game.

>>14964217

I would buy that for a dollar. There just isn't enough mother-daughter dynamics in video games.

>>14964315

Bootlicking sycophants that only get into a position of power through money, nepotism and sucking cock aren't unheard of outside of commie nightmares either.

>>14961655

>>14964242

>>14961394

>>14961428

If we assume "Akavir as future" it actually makes a great deal of sense to have it invade. The whole point of Skyrim was to prevent the change-over to the next kalpa, preserving the world "as is". Since the next world has been prevented from developing, it makes sense for it to just go ahead and invade the current one. But that's probably far over Pete Hines' dumbass head, and Todd doesn't give a shit about lore, so it's not going to happen.

And even if it did, the end result of that would be:

>TESVI spoilers: You are the son the the Tiger-Dragon Emperor

>kill your father or nuke the Starry Heart

>>14964299

gay. you're missing a million dollar opportunity with the japanese market

>>14960654

I'm not hyped for the teaser, I'm hyped for the game and mods.

>>14964388

>mods

Hope you already saved up some money, because free, they won't be. Bethstore locked content creation is the future. Any mods (and modders) that try to create and/or unsolicited mods will be persecuted with the full force of the law department. They'll shut down Nexus in a blink of an eye if they could come up with a good excuse to do so.

>>14964356

You'll probably have to kill the Nerevarine during the main quest since Bethesda despises Morrowind.

>>14961467

The Dwemer are the real niggers.

>>14960984

>foreskins actually have a significant amount of stem cells.

So thats why they do it?

>>14963374

Todd…had a hard life.

Ok kids lets cut the bullshit here: How are they gonna further simplify Skyrim/Fallout.

>Skill trees made into straight lines per skill, no stats what so ever

>Percentage bonuses removed, all static numbers

>Weapon choices are: One handed, two handed, bow, crossbow

>Each uses the same animations and skills, but modified ala FO4

>Magic has a spray, projectile, explosion, and big explosion regardless of school

>FO4 movement, enemies still won't jump or be vertical at all

>Dwarven/magical power armor

>Remove at least one skill tree

>FO4 armor, only body, gloves, helmet, boots, rings, and amulets enchantable

>5 voice actors

>Dialogue has only one word responses

>No skill based dialogue options

>Every corner will have random gold placed in it

>Hamfisted game of throne references

>Rip on the Witcher at least once

>Starting classes

>>14960643

Its going to take place in Hammerfell mang, that's what was hinted at in Skyrim. The land of the Redguards is the only place which hasn't fallen to High-elf kikery.

Also is it just me or does Yakuda sound similar to Yakub? You know the based Wakandanite who created the cumskin race?

>>14965269

It'll be everything bad about Ubisoft games and everything bad about Bethesda games wrapped into one ugly package.

>>14965655

ugh it's san andreas all over again

What the fuck is julian wearing

>literally nothing

>294 posts

>also autists sperging about what's a dragon and what's not

>>14967235

It's a TES thread.

The trailer is just an excuse to shitpost even more despite the fact we've been making the same shitposts and loreposts (same thing) for the last 25 fucking years.

>>14961128

During the whole conference it was one large joke at his expense. Deserved maybe, but I felt kind of bad for him as the joke had warn thin and he obviously was just the butt of it.

Half their developers looked like they were on the brink of breaking down. Prey devs were completely disinterested in the Rougelite they were putting out, Wolfencringe looked like he was five seconds away from being fired (their studio will probably be shuttered), only devs that looked well were the Doom devs and even they felt a bit hollow.

A year of commercial failures will do that and it looks like it will be another year of commercial failures. Even if Fallout Vault 76 succeeds which is unlikely it will come no where near the success of any of their other installments.

>>14961223

Shouldn't sea then be from left side in video?

>>14967947

Good. It would need some serious drug induced lunacy to the design. All you'd get with modern Bethesda is so boring it's weirding you out.

>>14961298

>sweaty

>>>/mde/

More importantly, when is the enchantment update for Multiplayer Morrowind coming out?

>>14967947

Congratulations, ESO is getting black marsh

And now whatever they do with it, todd will just copy whenever they get to it because they're lazy

>>14971560

and more importantly, ESO is canon

>>14971627

I'm pretty sure bethesda employees have said they don't give a shit what ESO does and will do whatever they want

But you know that's not true

>>14963374

Bethesda Game Studios (and presumably ZeniMax Media Inc. as a whole) is an anti-meritocracy. Seemingly none of the people in its managerial positions have any merit for their role (not Pete Hines, the PR lead who spends all his company time getting angry at fans on Twitter, not Emil Pagliarulo, who gave a forty minute presentation last year about how all his decisions for Fallout 4 did not nothing but make everyone else's jobs harder, and not Todd Howard, the celebrity game director whose games lack any coherent game direction whatsoever) and it shows from shit like their lead animator being Todd Howard's buddy from college who flunked his animation course that their company culture is at best one that's completely indifferent to what merit its employees have (or, rather, don't have) for their roles and at worst actually hostile to its employees having any merit for their roles.

You may or may not assign any willful intent to any of this anti-meritocratic dynamic of theirs, but in any case I see all of them actively dragging the industry down with them the more of a spotlight (and the more praise) their incompetence gets.

>>14964230

Gay and dumb

Does anyone even care about TES6 the game or is everyone just here to speculate on the region and shitpost?

>>14962120

Only reason we got wyverns in Skyrim is because Bethesda didn't want to animate the front limbs. They should be dragons (i.e. 4 limbs but counting wings).

>>14980650

And also because, you know, dragons in the elder scrolls historically always being depicted with two legs