951eee No.14958767
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL /V/!
>Master Emerald stolen, Knuckles goes on a decade long quest to recover it
>boss of all gyms (Garlic Jr) takes over Vegeta Fitness, Saiyans cucked beyond belief
>skeleton, muscle, and eye autism
>(((kais))) known as jews of the universe
HOW TO JOIN
>Download BYOND and make an account: http://www.byond.com/download/
>Get the new address: byond://supers.mememagicians.org:9191
>Once in-game, go to Settings > View Guides for some basic information on the game, or ask in OOC for help if you need it
Role and RP rules: https://pastebin.com/qtb9PyU4
Tech Tiers: https://pastebin.com/9i7Kwn9A
Ranks and Skills: https://pastebin.com/Cq1iucfz
Training Rates: https://pastebin.com/qwjgM07B
Link for Custom icons: https://volafile.org/r/g1r0r274
2e780a No.14958871
>>14958767
First for my tuffle all saiyans when
508ad2 No.14958966
>Partially ascend, and now 30 times some players BP
>try to type something out
>due to lag text box to right something doesn't come up fast enough and toggle lethal ON by accident
>While playing around with two others hit him, and he explodes in a ball of pasty blood
>Don't realize lethal is on, and think he self destructed by accident
>Continue fighting, and kill other guy to
Great start to ascension as always.
4b4cc7 No.14968562
>>14958966
>Watch "officer" kill a man in cold blood, smashing him with his massive bp into a pile of blood and gore.
>I stand there stunned
>with out moving his body he turns his head to me, insane glint in his eye
>look what you did he says to me, you killed that man in cold blood
>I go to say no it was you, but I know it wont help
>I want to beg for my life, but I know it would only give him sexual satisfaction
>he decends on me with glee, gibbering insanely
>I valiantly try to fight back but he savages me with his animalistic strength
>the citizens of earth watch on in horror, and to do nothing as the friendly and innocent blue blod is ripped apart in front of them
>aura cries
>mr majin is physically ill
>the eye sheds a tear
When will this madness stop?
2e780a No.14970514
>Go to vegeta to kick out saiyans from Planet Plant as cybernetic tuffle
>Find two sitting in the sewer gym
>tell them the day of the harvest is now and to get off planet plant
>get ready to fight, one of them turns on the gravity machine
>fight starts, annihilating them due to cyber bp memes pre-ascension
>KO one, the other turns into an oozaru
>not this time motherfucker
>proceed to beat the great ape into a pulp
>beat him, look over towards the other guy
>he's been crushed to death by gravity
>try to drag out the other one so I can deport him properly
>he gets crushed to death by gravity too
>good goy icer arrests me and throws me into gay baby jail
The day of the harvest will continue soon.
508ad2 No.14974846
>>14968562
>>14970514
How could you not trust this face?
8dd4d3 No.14975823
I, Aspara, the one true Saiyan, have done what the rest of the pathetic dregs that claim to be saiyans could not. I have rid Vegeta and the Universe of the dreaded Gains Goblin, Paprika. Through the death of one such dreg, my rage at the failure of my race filled me, and with it I ascended to new levels. The creature that plagued the Universe was laid low with but a single blow, reduced to a shower of gore.
I now claim the Throne of Vegeta for myself. I may be of the Lower Class, but when even the Legendary Saiyan was pathetic enough to run from this creature, I claim it as the one saiyan to succeed, to not run away, to face the threat with head high and to emerge victorious.
I may decide to teach the rest of my race how to achieve such power, but first they must redeem themselves.
fixed for typos Sorry for using you like that VixG, but we had to get some kind of plot movement going
508ad2 No.14975872
>>14975823
Well we have a ton of plots up int he air.
>Knuckles emerald has never been found.
>Kais are missing and probably never coming back.
>Drugs and criminals run rampant despite the efforts of local law enforcement.
>Saiyans are cucked to death, and invaded twice because the earthlings got bored.
>Demon king Piccolo just logs occasionally to fuck with people.
>Yang doesn't do anything.
951eee No.14975948
>>14975823
Shit, did I miss SSJ?? Dammit, I always miss plot
>>14975872
>Awakening Arc of Officer Knux
>the unlikely return of Shaggy UI
>my custom buff and icon shenanigans
>Old Man Redgrave now a possibility thanks to DMCV
Im tinkering around with my PC a bunch, troubleshooting RAM. Havent had a crash since I started fiddling around so I may be on tomorrow and ready to do shit
a15542 No.14976034
>>14975823
I Zucchini Leader of the Ozzaru corps declare us an independent faction from your "Rule".King Vegeta is missing still he is the rightful king although i may disagree with him.It is obvious you will be a tyrant if allowed to take over this will not be stood for.
a15542 No.14976386
HAHAHAHAH IT BEGINS WORMS
2e780a No.14985296
>>14976386
I'll remove you once my cyber bp catches up, Plant will not allow for any monkeys.
1f6b11 No.14985513
Saiyans have SSJ now, LSSJ will be OP for the rest of the wipe.
The best
>>14985501
the best
a15542 No.14986269
Zucchini has his last thread of humanity after that chimp out expect a sequel that takes a group beam attack to kill me next time.
951eee No.14986513
>go to investigate my most solid lead on the Master Emerald in months
>he's a raging legend who blew up the orphanage
>tell all of Earth to fuck off, put my hat on, and get ready to begin questioning
>foolish Earthlings attack him anyway
>go batshit insane out of being cucked of a lead in my investigation
>ruthlessly murdered by the edgy kid I trained a decade ago
Congratulations, you just fuckled with Knuckles
508ad2 No.14986699
>>14986513
I can honestly say that every time knuckles had been killed, or beaten up this wipe he deserved it.
951eee No.14986737
>>14986699
Knuckles is a good boy he dindu nuffin aside from going full retard mode anytime something inconveniences him
1f6b11 No.14986951
>>14986269
>humies made a enemy of the LSSJ
Jesus christ they fuck everything up eh?
508ad2 No.14987158
>>14986951
Actually up until very recently the saiyans have been cucked to death. Now they are just cucked.
951eee No.14987160
>vampirism cucks sleep gains
Holy fucking shit lynch Tens when
1f6b11 No.14987249
>>14987158
LSSJ got stronger m8, so has the rest of the saiyans. And Earth has been infighting.
508ad2 No.14987273
>>14987249
Really? All I saw was the saiyans go to earth to start shit, and got smacked around. Some of them were sent to gay bay jail to add insult to injury
5b1d81 No.14993061
>>14989398
Gonna have to 1-up you, there.
2e780a No.14993263
>When you have been indirectly involved in the destruction of two planets by using the local legend as a planet buster
feels good
508ad2 No.14993790
I got to get this off my chest.
>have idea for a character arc
>want to play as icer again one last time before I go to another race probably namekian
>Icer's aren't very good after ascension because of they depend on having a sizeable power difference over others to make up for low stat points.
>last wipe got cucked out of a lot of abilities because I was a bad guy.
>Hatch a daring plan.
>Decide to play as the defender of the universe good goy icer to allow me to gain in character access to a lot of skills to help me overcome my crutch later on. It's not to say that icer's can't win, it's just that they are often at a big disadvantage.
>Admin gives me the Yardrat skill because I want it for skills, but because yardrat last time never did their job.
>Need to convince north kai to teach me kaioken. It's really good for icers because icers have shit recovery(the stat that determines how fast you power up, and not much else from what I've seen) and kaioken helps us overcome that.
>I've been through worse.
>Get my RP on and get on good terms with the kais.
>Also need Giant(or want) giant form a powerful buff that can increase my power though I may need to respec to use it effectively, but unless you start with it only dragon balls can give it to you(and that means nameks or earth guardian.)
>Also try to get Majin an ability only the daimo has, and will only give it you if he gets your soul.
>Everything is going well so far. People have bought my fake good guy persona, or at the least expect betrayal and don't want to ruin something that could make for a fun arc.
>While I play as the good guy talk behind the scenes through telepathy to guys like Shaggy, theo, yang(the daimo), and majin blue. Making alliances where I can, and setting things up for when I eventually fuck everyone over big time.
>Talk with the daimo about majin. He says he wants my soul, but I promise him Rose's soul instead.(some Moe blob)
>He's skeptical, but I tell him I have my ways. Would probably have had him copy Yahweh's(Surpreme kai now) icon, and pretend to be him while I convince rose to give him his soul for because it would make her stronger, and she can trust the surpreme kai right? Of course Yang would tell him not to tell anyone about this, and he has his soul so he must do what he says.
>Never go through with it because majin isn't really worth it.
>I've been through worse.
>Have loads of fun as IC Denton hitting people with my Riot Prod. I boosted knockback on it to 20+ which sends people halfway across the map with a tap.
>Win some tournies while practicing my fighting, and lose some to. It's all about getting ready to crush everyone's dreams in my hands.
>Saiyans jobbing fucking hard as hell. Just one less threat I guess.
>So far everything is going well.
>Except for the fact nobody chose namek this round. Which means no dragonballs, and no giant form for me. It's okay I'll wait.
>And then the kais disappear, and never come back.
>Roughly four people all with important roles who have skills only they are allowed to teach fuck off and never come back except to briefly come back and promise they will be on more.
>This means no kaioken for me
>I-I've been through worse
continued on post 2
508ad2 No.14993792
>>14993790
>I wait and wait and wait for them to come back. Decide to make the most of the time, and set up some bases as well as continue making alliances where I can.
>Days turn into weeks, and the kais never come back. Admin will not switch out roles because he doesn't want to cause a seen, and is generally trying to give them a chance to get their shit together.
>get killed by saiyans because of someone's incredible autism, but decide to use it as an in character excuse to learn a bunch of abilities from the kais. One problem they never come back
>Admin decides fuck it and gives north kai roles to another kai who has finally come back. THE VERY SAME DAY, NOT HOURS FROM BEING GRANTED THE ABILITIES KIND YOU!!! Uses them to fucking spirit bomb earth, and is promptly removed from all their roles along with an accomplice.
>Turns into edgy sonic OC in protest.
>I-I've been through worse.
>Ascension happens the thing i was trying to prepare for. It's fine I get it early there is still time to get this done.
>More waiting other kais never come back, people are getting angry because they left without telling anyone.
>While all this is happening fuck up, and accidentally kill people because I toggled lethal. Decide it will make for good character development when I make my big reveal.
>Enjoy fighting the saiyans who are now much more powerful but still jobbing hard.
>Finally get tired of waiting, and have given up on my arc entirely.
I'm real sorry guys. I know I've been annoying sometimes with the random prodding now and again, but this was supposed to be over a long time ago. I just wanted you guys to have fun, and not repeat last wipe where not much happened because super sands were so powerful. The whole idea behind my arc was to make an icer that would have not only been viable after ascension, but able to hold their own against even the legendary in terms of raw power. After that I would briefly play as a namek, and probably make a much less public villain role just to keep things active, but can't do that because no nameks at all. I am probably going to take a break from all this. I hope you guys fix this situation. I know I am not the only one who is frustrated.
508ad2 No.14993977
Oh also I forgot to say you guys can reassign my yardrat role to someone else. If you need me to log on just post in the thread.
a15542 No.14993979
>>14993792
Yo Pop Zucc here,You weren't annoying bro you were a goddamned real nigga.You will be missed
a15542 No.14993995
ANNOUNCING MAJORAS THREE DAYS OF FUN
Yes three entire days earth! When those days are up a hell moon will destroy your planet!
But how can we stop this!? Grab my mask but don't make the same mistake as the Ex-Vampire or you will just make the situation even worse!
951eee No.14994284
>>14993792
Fuck, I'll miss ya man. You were always fun to fuck around with when online. We just got a new Supreme Kai earlier today. I hope to see you around some other time
>>14993995
seeing as how Weed cucked out, I'll hijack this
Hello Earthlings. Here is the object headed towards your precious bastion of security. You have three days to figure out how to stop it. be creative, just shooting at it normally won't work If you would like to assist in my endeavors to fuck Earth, you can reach me, Majoraghari, by telepathy. If you would like to stop me and my madness, get fucked kiddo
f0f5c0 No.14994289
>>14993790
>>14993792
You will be missed smoothie. Lets hope Raze will actually grant me supreme-
>Supreme Kai
IM THE SUPREMEST OF KAI.
f0f5c0 No.14994295
>>14994289
>ITS FUCKING CHRONA
wew, no more kaiokek here.
951eee No.14994482
>>14994284
Oh right, forgot to clarify a few things
1. The moon will be summoned and throtled towards Earth by the end of the third day. You have to somehow stop it from reaching its destination, but a mere beam won't get the job done. You'll have to be creative and plan accordingly if you want to be able to stop it. How you do it is all up to you; you can pull an SA2 and blow it up with a space station or summon another moon to collide with it for all I care.
2. Those cursed with the mask have to either defeat me before the third day, or convince me to undo the curse through ERP. Failure to remove the curse in time will result in you being turned into a mask. If that happens, get fucked kiddo someone else will have to trade me a mask of their own for your body to return.
3. Majora's Mask is unbreakable and permanently sealed to me :^)
As of this post, there are 71 hours remaining give or take depending on my personal schedule until the great happening. If you inferior lifeforms have questions, ask away. Pic somewhat related
508ad2 No.14994511
>>14994482
He must have been quite a fighter to challenge cow.
5b1d81 No.14999748
>>14994482
>>14994284
>someone's actually delivering on an antag plot
>an antag plot with consequences, and reasonable excuses for those consequences.
You are a saint among monkeys.
951eee No.15001112
46 HOURS REMAIN
Also slight update: the curse thing is changed; instead of fucking your character via mask, being cursed will force you to my bidding. This may range from beating up small children to getting my mail. Refusing to follow your tasks will result in a delicate warning, and then a trip to the shadow realm and maybe converting your corpse into a neat little mask for my collection~. Hit up your local demon mask for more details. Pic unrelated
>>14999748
Thx, I try
5b1d81 No.15005311
What a scandalous picture! Local Indian beaten up by lonesome Cowboy; no news of moon-spirits set to rest despite this turn of events.
e7c76a No.15005579
When's the next wipe so I don't end up jumping into the middle of massive autistic bullshit?
23a0aa No.15005803
>shagman
thank you for remembering my legacy you fucking legend
6be02e No.15005874
>tfw you reverse Majora's Shadow Realm trap card back onto him, and send him to the shadow realm instead
508ad2 No.15005921
>>15005579
This wipe has been going on for about a month, but at the rate we are going we will probably reach god ki, and wipe in another month.
951eee No.15005923
>>15005874
>head to Earth
>find not-Sonic and some pink chick
>decide to fuck with em a bit
>make a bet; I give them a prize for beating me, they do me a favor for losing
>pinkie whoops my ass; give her a firm handshake
>Super-Human-blue-hair-dye jobs thrice
>master_plan.png
>tell him to decorate Vegeta in fecal matter
>tries to weasel his way out of it; whore backs him up
>send her sorry ass to the shadow realm. Give new pal a day to vandalize
>day later, make similar bet with some edgelord
>lose
>get outjewed and return blue boy his soul as well as get sent to the shadow realm
Some of you are alright, don't go to Earth tomorrow
23 HOURS REMAINING
5b1d81 No.15007644
Since people are playing RPT during off hours I'm going to throw up this file with my macros like the other guy did last thread.
.swf -> .dmf
/BYOND/skins/rtproductions/rt/macro.dmf
You can alter them ingame with F1->Macros…
5b1d81 No.15008331
vegeta go boom 15 minutes
this is why you don't blow random planets
5b1d81 No.15008559
vegeta no go boom
hero: Theo/Bully, who isn't even a saiyan
this is why you keep around an actually competent Tuffle
269b90 No.15008717
>>15008559
I kind of helped
t.Johnathan Joestar
26924a No.15008993
>be harmless blue blob
>go look for yummy saiyans to ea- I mean play with
>everytime I find one is Im afk dun kill me
Wooooow way to make assumptions like that about me guys.
1f6b11 No.15009812
>>15008993
Excuse me, a certain Saiyan heads to core 24/7.
If you'd just stop being a pussy and follow him you might get your voresnack, degenerate.
2e780a No.15011050
>>15010790
Don't worry, I've defeated the strange masked individual with my trusty nippon steel blades. For some strange reason, the moon was connected to him so I dragged him towards a worthless planet like Arconia. (Didn't actually happen though. Holy shit cyber bp is crazy)
2e780a No.15011657
>>15010790
The Earth's Heroes all combined their might together, and attempted to seal the body inside of a jar using the Evil Containment Wave. It failed, and the demon escaped into the moon itself. The earth's five heroes, Aqua, Aura, Chad Thundercock, Ax and a passing bug man by the name of Ribosome + a Kai stepped into the moon to stop it. After meeting a young boy, and talking to him and listening to his cryptic nonsense, the heroes ventured into the throne? room to fight Majora. After a multi stage boss battle in which the heroes took turns as the mask got stronger and stronger, it was defeated and Aleghari's body was revealed. He then proceeded to stay behind in the moon as the local kai teleported him and moon into hell to crash it with no survivors. The brave sacrifice saved the earth, but some people wish the moon would of crashed into Kaioshin instead.
951eee No.15011685
>Earth fags show up in space ahead of schedule
>mock them as usual
>distracted, get headlocked as the pink one tries to seal me in a jar
>shit
>manage to escape in time, infighting between the Earthlings ensue
>laugh and get distracted. Some teal chick tries to seal me
>Shit
>lose power, decide to jump into the FUCKING MOON to rethink things and power up
>Earthlings show up as expected, fight one on one
>get more and more pissed and unleash more of my hidden power, resulting in a multistage fight
>get fucked so hard that the edgy human Im possessing throws me tf away
>SHIT
>get destroyed
>no longer edgy human still has my power
>tells Earthlings to leave as blows up the FUCKING MOON
>S H I T
>earth fags leave, but a vorefag pops in to eat him just before blowing up
>vorefag proceeds to blow up
>go to Hell
>Moon ruins Hell
All in all I had fun
f0f5c0 No.15011729
>>15011685
and after the moon JUST'd hell, a harsh cry echoed through the aftelife
<OY VEY GOYIUM, YOU SHOULDA NOT DONE THAT!
66d660 No.15016525
ANNOUNCING THE RIBOSOME GAMES
This hastily put together event (sponsored by Hetap) was put together by yours truly to showcase my newfound Perfection.
Rules are simple, there are no rules (except don't blow Vegeta up /while we're on it/, Golym). Beat Ribosome in a one on one fight or become assimilated into my perfection. The reward will be the sweet salvation of surviving!
I do ask you not to kill me if you win though as I have a bit of a surprise in store for the winner
Time? Tomorrow, June 18th 2018 at:
PST 7PM
EDT: 10PM
Other timezones figure it the fuck out
But let's all remember to have a good time, eh?
66d660 No.15016544
>>15016525
Also Vegeta (or maybe just the sewers) has a brain scrambler on it so it's suggested to wear protection or to bring your ship with you
66d660 No.15016559
>>15016525
>I forgot to put the place
VEGETA SEWERS
545250 No.15017678
>>14958767
i seem to be in an offline version of the server
1e50a1 No.15018265
Alz here if you been around you'll know who. Long story short my ISP in a fit of retarded wisdom and/or jackassery decided to fuck me over ALL WEEKEND and shit. Because oi vey goiym your modem is old but works perfectly fine let me fuck that up for you and try and get you to shekel me! If I vanish AGAIN you know why and I'll be in the process of yelling at pajeet poo in loos and maybe getting new modem depends on what I scream out of them. Sorry I missed the moon madness and thanks for not letting earf get blown up.
f0f5c0 No.15018286
>>15018265
just turn it top-sideways, it worked for me
edc1cc No.15020434
>>14958767
local retard cannot unlock super saiyan through inspiration despite having 10 times the required BP, finally unlocks it when knuckles beats the shit out of him
66d660 No.15020475
>>15020434
K N O C K K N O C K
9f679e No.15020504
>>15016525
Can you delay it by like, 30-45 minutes? Otherwise Aqua won’t be able to participate
66d660 No.15020599
>>15020504
Sure, that probably works better for me anyway.
RIBOSOME GAMES
TONIGHT AT 8PST, 11EDT
BE THERE OR BE CONFUSED AS TO WHY IT'S STARTING LATER
951eee No.15020636
>>15020599
Will this be the advent of Cell Dorado??
1f6b11 No.15021843
VORE TOURNAMENT STARTS IN 2 MINUTES
1f6b11 No.15021855
VOR- I MEAN RIBO GAMES HAVE BEGUN
1f6b11 No.15021914
>>15021855
ANNNNNND RIBO JOBBED TO THE FIRST FORCE USER
inb4 sorely needed nerf incoming
508ad2 No.15021946
>>15021914
How far did he get?
f5fdb1 No.15021947
>>15021914
>ANNNNNND RIBO JOBBED TO THE FIRST ULTRA HUMAN
fix'd. they are already talking about how they will nerf me.
2e780a No.15021962
>>15021947
Hey man, if that was dran or any other force user it'd be the same thing :^)
Just like uh make strength deal 300% damage. But only for me.
1f6b11 No.15022050
>>15021946
Well they sent the strongest force user first so round 1 basically.
>>15021947
force has been able to get goys who are like 40% lower to win shit. it's broken but it isn't just you buddy you're not at fault here. It's TENS considering he was
>lol too weak
66d660 No.15022072
>>15021914
>>15021946
>>15021947
>>15021962
>>15022050
Believe me, I am as disappointed as you and more.
Ribosome might return
951eee No.15022190
And so Knuckles wins Tabun's Tournament, aka the Jobbed Tournament. When I said:
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM
I wasn't fucking around
66d660 No.15022214
>tfw beat Rose and Aqua with Cell Dorado form
Dammit, it could've been a top tier arc if I beat Chad or if he went last
508ad2 No.15022252
>>15022214
So wait? The virgin cell lost to the chad human?
66d660 No.15022255
>>15022252
Underfortunately yes
1f6b11 No.15022920
This has been requested for awhile, so here it is
UI auras and Blanco materials are here!
https://volafile.org/r/g1r0r274
Unless you waited too long, theres a bunch of stuff here that basically is the building blocks to your own Blanco/UI memes. A good idea for Blanco is to add white lightning, but there is more freedom there because it isn't a official transformation. UI has a overlay and a power up aura.
Eventually there MAY be a event during the God-ki era or whatever where you can achieve UI, but as I've been testing it (I.E. me as in Ltmarks), it should be a temporary villain only buff, unteachable normally, as it is a bit overpowered though blast/grab memes do counter it.
23a0aa No.15023440
>>15022190
you've heard of knuckles
but now it's time to meet tuckles
2e780a No.15026828
Hello, this is your local hood wearing tuffle, I need an evil ally, specifically, someone capable of piloting an android with the sole purpose of SAIYAN genocide. My firmware has recently been on the fritz, and my cybernetics have not been up to par. I have multiple plans in the works, but I require evil minions to do some of them. Please contact me via telepathy with code "Hooded Figure" or "A-5-K".
1f6b11 No.15027106
>>15026828
What's your stance on halfies?
2e780a No.15027236
>>15027106
If its got monkey genes, its got to burst at the seams.
1f6b11 No.15027446
>>15027236
You're doomed to fail in that regard. Seems the earthlings like their pet half-monkies.
5b1ce0 No.15028548
This game is fucking garbage and 100% of the server is literally just spergs.
edc1cc No.15028919
>>15028548
yeah but this is /v/
9be866 No.15028975
>>15028548
what sort of person would you imagine to still be playing this game?
508ad2 No.15030601
>>15028548
You're correct.
08bf8a No.15030651
>>15028548
>A dragonball z roleplay server is full of spergs
AAH, AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
073ed5 No.15030776
>>15028975
>>15028548
this game has taught me how twisted an human can be, so i left.
951eee No.15031357
>>15030776
>this game has taught me how twisted an human can be, so i left
W-what
6b6c31 No.15032680
>>15026828
like, hit me up man
a15542 No.15032829
>>15030776
do you have autism?
073ed5 No.15032873
>>15031357
>>15032829
i am a legit sperg, diagnosed and all, still the autism of the server made me feel out of place and i keept thinking how people could spend so many hours on this game when it's bugged, broken and bad designed, i get that they are dragon ball fans but the roleplaying that i saw was like a soap opera whit action
still it's not like all of them are bad people, only the admins maybe.
a15542 No.15032896
>>15032873
I see,I mean i quit recently but saw your post while skimming through /v/ i can understand but,Skill and Iro are not even Bad people lol.Unless they like raped ya irl i dont see how they can be "Bad people".Its just a game dude
073ed5 No.15033219
>>15032896
i used "bad people" in the context of all the past experiences whit /v/ game servers, like what happened whit SS13, what i meant people in this game arent like those jerks that made the entire /v/ SS13 community to disband (i mean, we dont have dedicated threads whit "organized" staff like before), and whit admins as maybe being bad people was mostly a joke because of the server wide decisions that they had to make or the plots that they had forced into the server just a few times, but that tends to happen when you have to makes choices as an admin, specially if they are spergs, still it could had been done better.
2e780a No.15033568
>Make icer for god ki and UI memes later
>had to respawn ice so I could make an icer
>while waiting to get to the power to blow it up again, find grave site
>check grave
>pic related
An Ode to the Fallen.
2e780a No.15033636
>>15033628
SOMEONE GET THE DATA DRAIN
6be02e No.15033638
>>15033636
Alright, whos the champion who gonna get the book then?
66d660 No.15033663
508ad2 No.15033673
>>15033568
There is four of them scattered across the planet.
951eee No.15033678
>Tens removes half-Saiyans from latest update
>all halfies lose their characters
2e780a No.15033706
Can't wait to see how buggy the revert is.
2e780a No.15033715
>>15033710
>Vegeta doing the split in the background
Skeith in disguise
2e780a No.15033738
>revert
>My third bomb activated and I get to try getting those filthy halfies ssj2 again, with a proper murderous rampage
>start thinking up ideas, remember need to get the icon for it
>connection closed
I swear if we had another backup after ssj2
f6921a No.15033742
508ad2 No.15033751
2e780a No.15033770
>>15033751
An update ate the halfies
f6921a No.15033771
508ad2 No.15033778
>>15033770
>>15033771
An update to the server killed all the halfie charatcers?
f6921a No.15033789
Dad Jin and Edglex is dead too.
2e780a No.15033803
Using my stand, 『Killer Queen』 I have reverted my past mistake. Now, I use my newfound knowledge and technique to plot the genocide of saiyans.
5df77b No.15033804
>>15033798
>Press F to pay respects to DB/v/. We had a good run.
We reverted ~5 hours to the most recent (daily) backup.
d2e898 No.15033827
>>15033678
>gohan and trunks erased from history
1f6b11 No.15033912
>>15033678
>like this is a bad thing
429ecf No.15034015
Reading these thread OPs never disappoint but I'm not autistic enough to figure out what the hell you guys are doing
6b6c31 No.15034053
>>15034015
play for like a day and you'll figure it out, can be overwhelming at first but once you get into it you'll quickly figure the rest out, remember to ask everyone what the fuck is going on by pressing B to talk globally
also if you don't like the SHIT rp find some other likeminded dudes so you can meme around with the kiddos
2e780a No.15035522
Presented to you by Tundra, Metal Tundra, Jonathan Joestar & Knuckles
206b3b No.15036640
>>15035522
I stopped playing this long time ago but i never stop looking in this thread because there's always crazy shit.
2e780a No.15037265
Alright, I think I've nailed down what to do with Earth and Vegeta, and maybe create an excuse for a saiyan or two to pick up Mystic, and for the others to pick up kaioken. (A shame I can't mass produce these robots like I could before)
I'm going to need MINIONS, I already have several partners…but I could use someone to be a minion directly to me. Or a few. I know shaggy might have wanted something to do with it, so just contact me via telepathy on code "Hooded Figure" While I grind out int so that the android can actually threaten the ssj2's and I guess fight the dumb stinky monkey scum on Vegeta once I'm finished. I'll probably also cyberize you on request, to hopefully make up for any differences in skill you might have with the rest of Earth. Just watch out for niggers nigging you with emp mines. (Since both the science roles are at worst neutral to earth, don't be surprised if it happens, even if it's bullshit instant win on their part if they do it.)
As for the specs on the android. it's sitting at 220 Million cyber bp (176 million real) with a shitton of modules inc. a rebuild module (Thanks Ribosome!)
2e780a No.15043423
So I've partially finished the space portion of the Big Ghetto Star, I just need to contact the people who might be interested in doing an [arc]. I plan to start it tomorrow or sunday, I'll keep the thread posted on the time. I think it'll probably be sunday, with me spending tomorrow beating up on the earthlings using the robot, giving them a reason to get that mystic+kaioken training. (who knows if it will happen though)
83faa3 No.15043544
Anyone want to know the official/accurate DBZ power levels?
I've got the charts ready if you want me to dump them.
e7c76a No.15043556
>>15043544
You and your bullshit charts are not wanted.
83faa3 No.15043557
>>15043556
Facts are not bullshit.
e7c76a No.15043560
>>15043557
Your charts are not canon and no power levels past the use of scouters are.
2e780a No.15043565
>>15043544
Give me the chart, I want to see how strong this android is compared to buu,
e7c76a No.15043570
>>15043565
You idiot he's just gonna dump those "totally legitimate" DBZ power level charts that go all the way through the Buu Saga.
342f87 No.15043595
>>15043570
Good. Just because this thread is about games and is on topic does not mean it belongs on /v/
5cd5d0 No.15043648
>No weapon based Goddess.
>No exploration of ancient Asian bureaucracy, just straight to the top.
Dragon Ball's god tier system is as big as a mess as power levels. What a missed opportunity.
e7c76a No.15043799
ATTENTION MEATBAGS.
Do not be alarmed. nothing bad is going to happen.
2e780a No.15046125
Pictured: The moment King Vegeta goes blonde from being punched by a legend.
2e780a No.15046638
Okay, the big ghetto star is mostly completed, I just need to get the self-destruct sequence. (aka max knowledge nukes)
At 10pm-11pm CST (3 and a half hours from now at least), my android body will be visiting earth so that I can VIOLATE its inhabitants. Supported by the big ghetto star, I am basically immortal. Expect murder, and also destruction. Don't even think of trying to hide from me! I'll know. Hopefully, your new "Kais" will be around to save you then.
f39b0f No.15046675
>>15043648
Goddamn Goku just went and punched her cunt. Also there's no point in caring about gods in the DB universe since you know they'll just keep making newer and more powerful ones every other day.
2e780a No.15047346
Fourty minutes until I descend upon earth again and again to slaughter halfies and any saiyans, maybe some humans and aliens too. I won't stop until I see dead halfies.
951eee No.15047545
>get ambushed by A-5-K on Arconia
>defeats me with ease
>rips off my arms and legs
And so lies Knux
66d660 No.15047612
Meanwhile at the Checkpoint
1f6b11 No.15047730
>>15047612
>be dead
>revive
>know strong guy is on earf
>decide to follow strong guy for memes
>he claims he's going to kill everyone
>deathfeelsprettygood.png
>minutes later after I declare my dying support for him
>about ten minutes later after monologing right before the fight
>he asks
>"Would anyone like to die for me?"
>inb4 he didn't see it coming
>HE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
>DEATH IS NO CONSEQUENCE
>self destruct
>already the villain jobbed by accidentally indirectly telling his subordinate to kill himself.
Bravo, Red, Bravo.
5b1d81 No.15047800
It's like a field trip but with lots of murder and an soon-to-be-destroyed planet! (or two.)
2e780a No.15048050
Now, for the meatbags that were hiding today, I managed to kill one of the halfies with my bear arms. I also killed some of the tailless monkeys on Earth. Eventually, the giant dild- I mean drill that was sucking up the planet's resources was destroyed but it was too late! My death laser is now completely fueled! The good news, Vegeta is the target and you're all going to die. The better news is that my lasers line of fire for Vegeta places Earth right in the firing path. Poor master won't even see it coming as I incinerate his fleshy cage! The laser will be ready to fire at…10 to 11pm central tommorrow! Don't think of this as dying, meatbags, this is ascending into a much better form. Nothingness.
1f6b11 No.15048063
>>15048050
If I kill myself before Vegeta is destroyed do I get something?
2e780a No.15048074
>>15048063
You'll get a nice zenkai from my death laser. You'll also get a zenkai from me when I come to kill you in the afterlife! :DDDD You dill? I liked the self destruction. It was very nice. Only problem is you got your saiyan juices on me.
1f6b11 No.15048108
>>15048074
Well in RPT I'm well known for getting my goo everywhere.
Zenkai for days
83faa3 No.15048934
Why did Gohan stop using the Masenko?
It was his only signature move (presumably taught by Piccolo) and it was badass seeing those rage attacks as a kid.
But then he just adopts the generic Kamehameha that 5+ other characters already know.
4cd433 No.15049195
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15048934
It was just a very simple short range attack that was easy for a child to learn. Piccolo should have taught Gohan this
83faa3 No.15049631
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15049195
That looks like this
or Vegeta's "final explosion" sacrifice against Majin Buu.
99287f No.15051332
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So is Super Dragon Ball Heroes the actual next anime or just something to shill DBH ?
716f34 No.15051404
>>15051332
Pretty sure they're just making the one episode to shill Dragon Ball Heroes, rather than an entire new series.
e7c76a No.15052091
>>15051332
>Kamba
>wears a mask
>is a big guy
2e780a No.15052378
In just a scant five and half to six and a half hours, The Death Laser on the Big Ghetto Star will be ninety percent ready to fire upon Vegeta, through Earth! You meatbags won't even stand a chance against it! Any and all non-meatbags are welcome to help against Earth, but remember not to destroy or click on any walls in the big ghetto star. And of course, meatbag compatriots are allowed, as long as they understand that they will be abandoning their inferior fleshy cages for new, mechanical ones once we have annihilated the universe of all organic life.
2e780a No.15054177
85%, an my death laser is looking quite shiny. Oh yes, you earthlings are going to be thanking me in the next life, machines are the future!
2e780a No.15054809
Meanwhile: On Vegeta…
The Mad Scientist, A Tuffle with no name tests his new creation, even more efficient advanced cybernetics, along with several small pocket versions of sonic bombs that are cloaked. Futhermore, he attempts to create a version of the cloaking system for a living being, but it meets with poor results, being useless for battle due to the massive drain on his generator's energy…he receives information at this moment on his computer that the Big Ghetto Star has been destroyed Via Self-Destruct…and that his test subject had been freed.
Of course, his android had confirmed to him how powerful Saiyan biology was, so he chose to do the most logical thing he could think of, limited by his Tuffle body he would instead use his mind control chips to control the stronger earthlings. He did not have the big ghetto star to recreate his android upon death, but he did have his mainframe computer that was capable of the same functionality on Vegeta.
Sighing to himself, he rummages through his storage, removing the blueprints for the device and also several devices containing Drone AI. If the monkeys wouldn't go down quietly, he would make them kill each other instead.
e7c76a No.15055896
This place is peaceful, meatbags stay out.
4cd433 No.15056183
>>15043648
Grand Kai was the best Kai and he's not even canon
e7c76a No.15056309
>tfw you win a tournament by sucking your super saiyan opponent dry of all life
508ad2 No.15057114
>>15056183
>grand kai isn't canon
Say what now?
d2e898 No.15057497
>>15057114
He's canon-ish. The anime appearance was Toriyama-approved, and Grand Kai is mentioned in the manga even if he doesn't make an appearance.
1f6b11 No.15060056
>>15059972
>another android nigger
Can we just, like, blow Android up already? It's pretty clear that nobody but niggers come from that place. Bio-droids aren't worth this bullshit
2e780a No.15060096
>>15060056
Androids dindu nothin
2f72a3 No.15060489
>>15060056
I'm pretty sure there aren't even any bio-droids about.
951eee No.15060505
ANNOUNCING THE FIRST EVER ARCONIA WORLD TOURNAMENT, AKA "KNOCK KNOCK ITS KNUCKLE'S RUMBLE"
Rules: No flying, no scattershot, no killing unless both parties consent to a death match, and no chuckling under any circumstances. That includes laughter, snickering, smiling and blowing air out your nose, "Heh"s, and anything of the sort. Breaking the rules even once will result in your ass getting thrown out.
Where: Arconia, duh
When: 11pm EST tomorrow, so about 23 hours from this post
Bonus prizes will be handed out to fighters who brawl in the most honorable style possible: with their bare hands and knuckles, just as I, he who is rougher than the rest of them, does. The runner-up prize is free lifetime membership to my state-of-the-art Fist Nipple Gym. And the grand prize?
ONE FREE USAGE OF THE MASTER EMERALD'S POWER
Thats right homos and fags; you can use the Emerald for one free custom wish! Wish for any unbanned item, a planet to blow up, even any unclaimed role for example! no custom roles Hell, you can even wish for Supernova!
Don't chuckle, flex your muscles, be hard as nails to the point where it ain't hard to tell, and you have a shot at the top!
008236 No.15061530
Since there wasn't anything written up anywhere and some people seemed confused about why Saiyans kept getting targeted when they went to Earth.. here's a short rundown of the current treaty between Earth and Vegeta after their failed invasion a while back. There's nothing physically stopping Saiyans from going to Earth, but ignoring the following will likely get your ass killed by the locals. Any further amendments will be posted to the thread as they come.
EARTH - VEGETA TREATY
All Saiyans (unless accompanied by Aspara) are banned from setting foot on Earth, and have one (1) minute (60 second countdown) to attempt to leave via any means of transportation available to them. If they have not made an attempt to leave Earth within that period, then they are free to be targeted and removed by any means necessary (even death), by any Earthlings present.
AMENDMENT #1
1. Zucchini is no longer considered 'kill on sight' by Earth, but the rest of the treaty still applies otherwise.
951eee No.15062975
>>15061530
>Saiyans are to be killed on sight if they go to Earth
>but its okay for Earthlings to hang out on Vegeta
Am I missing something or are the Earthlings even more Jewish than I realized?
f6921a No.15063415
>>15062975
Who the fuck wants to hang out on Vegeta? Not even saiyans want to.
beee17 No.15063502
>>15062975
The saiyans kept coming to earth, starting shit, and ending up dead. This is for their protection so the other side didn't really come up.
951eee No.15066078
>>15060505
Small expansion to rules: No flying, no scattershot, no killing unless both parties consist to a death match, no chuckling, no knockback, no stun, no explosion on guns, kaiokek is allowed, attempting to make your opponents laugh is allowed. To apply for the bonus, you must only use your bare knuckles; no swords, no guns, no cyber BP, no force, just cold hard maylay.
4cd433 No.15066138
>>15057114
>>15057497
He's not canon in the sense that Toriyama didn't create him and he only appeared in filler.
951eee No.15066430
TOURNAMENT UNDERWAY NOW, FLEX THOSE MUSCLES NIGGERS
https://challonge.com/3sgv5fso
951eee No.15066591
>goes AFK just before match
Bravo Aqua
951eee No.15066854
>Rose refuses the powerup she's owed in the fight against Ganondorf
The absolute madman
716f34 No.15066866
>Reboot right before the semifinal
GODDAMNIT
951eee No.15066925
We'll be back after these messages
912984 No.15067056
>Ganondorf won the tournament.
Hoo boy
951eee No.15067079
Congrats to Ganondorf for taking the Grand Prize! His wish? "Power beyond human comprehension"! Sadly no, it wasn't supernova. But hey, theres always next time! Although he is now a BIG GUY. The runnerup, Chad Thundercock, is granted lifetime membership to the state of the art "Fist Nipple Gym"! See you next time folks! also might be having a battle royale Saturday but prizes on a smaller scale
951eee No.15067084
>>15067079
Wew didnt update for finals
e7c76a No.15067563
Being an android is pretty fun.
2e780a No.15071355
Alright, so uh it turns out I was very busy today, so I will have to put off my plans a little bit more. Expect brainwashing and being made "evil" for the sake of removing all monkeys in the universe some time within a day or two, depends really. You can also contact me by telepathy with code "Zero" if you want to help remove monkeys from the universe, without the brainwashing bit.
2e780a No.15075204
I, Zero, have come to Earth to remove the halfling/saiyan menace myself, I will need my loyal brainwashed subjects and any volunteers later at around 6pm CST, Two hours and fifteen minutes from now. I will be using several types of bombs, turrets and a special surprise for all the force users on Earth (Which I'm pretty sure is every single person on Earth). Any supporters to the halflings will be shot, considering the amount of resources I poured into the construction of the Big Ghetto Star. If a full blooded saiyan would like to mess with earth during this time, I'll tolerate your existence, but don't expect my turrets to not shoot you.
Of course, I can always postpone the murderous rampage until later if it's better for said subjects.
912984 No.15075205
>>15075204
I just wonder what Gannon's up to.
2e780a No.15075979
Postponed for an hour or two while I wait for my brainwashed evil minions, you can always come and join as well if you want to expedite the process.
There will be two phases to this fight, phase two will start once my minions and my cloning tank is destroyed. (Phase two will be much more simple) There will be two keys, one into the first part of the base, the next leading into the final area for phase 2, around my ki jammer. The ki jammer is incredibly light and not bolted down, that is all. (I just hope that my second cloning tank in the ooc prep area will be defaulted to once my lab cloning tank is destroyed)
Once this is done, the fuffle is dead and the rush to gold ki will begin. (Also, anyone who wants a free droid can contact me after this is done it has rebuild)
912984 No.15076631
2e780a No.15076643
951eee No.15076975
>log in after being gone all day
>Emerald stolen AGAIN
Everyone is going to die
912984 No.15077073
>>15076975
>Fuck it I'm playing FighterZ
Only one dead here is your pride.
3359f1 No.15077090
>>15077073
>in the middle of conversation until strangled from behind
>kaioken
>strangled again later
>cant turn off kaioken while being grabbed
>death by Tens
I am not in the mood to put up with Tens' fuckery
6be02e No.15081635
>Even satan approves of my evilness
912984 No.15082751
>>15082733
No more chuckles, knuckles
2e780a No.15085215
>>15082733
No more chuckles, knuckles
2f72a3 No.15085220
>>15082733
No more chuckles, knuckles
2b12ad No.15085224
>>15082733
No more chuckles, knuckles
2e780a No.15086191
Now that I, Cool, have achieved the legendary golden form, I will be hosting a tournament, with all of you against me. Now, I understand that you might not be able to sense my energy but I'm sure you can all handle it. The winners will receive a lucky dosage of my Golden Ki, the losers will have to pay twice their entry fee, aka: four million.
The testing grounds will be on the Icer ancestral homeworld,, Ice. The time will be at around 10pm Central today, followed up by repeated fights each day. The time for each fight will be different and I'll announce the times for each in the thread.
951eee No.15086298
>>15086191
>God Ki already
Haha time for Blanco/AWAKENING Arc once I get God Ki first
2e780a No.15088378
2 hours remain, come to Ice to get your chance at impressing Coolest and acquiring Gold Ki, make sure to bring at least four million resources.
951eee No.15088918
NEW WIPE INFO NIGGERS
Iro here with an important news update regarding next wipe. We will be returning to Halfie/Job Wipe style of RP rules. Here's the basic rundown:
1. No tech tiers
2. Master rules stay in place (only Masters can teach Master skills, no nigging)
3. HALFIES BANNED at the start of wipe. If you make one later I dont give a shit. If you ERP for halfies, the baby will come out as a deformed Makyo and you will be bullied into next year
4. No pods for only 2 days, no ships for 4
5. Observe, Big Bang Attack, Makosen, and Genocide will be readded to learn list
6. Revival time is back down to 30 minutes
7. Nukes, spawners, spawn warpers or whatever theyre called, shit virus, cars, and radar are BANNED. Scrap repair is banned on Drone AIs
8. 1 drill per person, 1x resource rates
9. Majin rules are the same for the most part. They're banned at the wipe's start, but if you want to be one just ask me or Skill and have a good rep. Majins cannot teach nonbasic skills like Kamehameha
We will most likely be wiping by next weekend, though thats subject to change. I dont want to cuck anyone of their arcs, so if you have an ongoing arc, try to get a hold of me.
951eee No.15088945
>>15088918
Forgot to add; we'll be staying on the current version since Tens is retarded. If you have any questions or concerns, just reply to me
0dc074 No.15088989
>>15088918
Fuck observe. I like the rest.
508ad2 No.15089009
>>15088918
>resource destroyers, and cloaks not banned.
>No tech tiers.
Yesssssssssssssssssss.
a15542 No.15089094
I zucchini the legendary super saiyan am the first super saiyan god.
All in the name of Yahway.Beware non believers.
f0f5c0 No.15089218
>>15089094
all hail the lord's champion, his prophet, and serve him.
2e780a No.15089360
>One arc blows up another arc's planet
ARC FIGHT!
951eee No.15089380
>>15089360
>Master Emerald died with Desert
ITS A THREE WAY
1f6b11 No.15089394
>>15089173
>my dance routine isn't saved
I worked like for five minutes on that.
2e780a No.15089433
>>15089394
Oh, wait…let me just see where I saved it
>not saved
fuuuuuuuuuug
551493 No.15089434
After a confrontation between Zucchini and Alex, Aqua has reached the utter depths of despair and summoned forth the Tyrant-God of Dragons, Bahamut, and is now reeking havoc on the system.
On Tuesday, 10pm CST, the Dread-Primal Bahamut shall descend upon Earth with legions of soldiers and scour all life from it's surface. Be prepared for a lengthy fight. Rules will be posted about it closer to tuesday.
e7c76a No.15089927
REMINDER THAT ABSORBING LIVING KAIS CAN REVIVE THE DEAD.
912984 No.15092159
>>15089434
>Have to be a toady for a scalie
someone help me
2e780a No.15093359
>>15089434
Did you move this to tommorrow at 9pm cst?
551493 No.15093365
BAHAMUT UPDATE
The invasion has been changed to Tomorrow at 9pm CST.
951eee No.15093452
Reminder that walling off God Ki portal so you can afk train in there is super gay
2e780a No.15093605
Wipe coming weekend apparently.
912984 No.15094080
>>15088918
hey fugger what about DNA and clone niggering
e7f8b8 No.15094662
>>14958767
>decide to play again after a few weeks
>my BP is over 800 million
what have you guys been doing while is was gone?
2e780a No.15095148
>>15094662
Oh you know, god ki injections. loads and loads of god ki injections.
e7f8b8 No.15096347
>>14958767
early bird gets the worm
912984 No.15096680
Earth-fights in 2 hours niggers
e7c76a No.15096738
>get beat up and tortured for trying to beat up the nigger that attempted to ruin the current arc through planet bursting without RP
>even when said nigger keeps bragging about how rule breaking is all the game is good for
>code is so poorly made my grab absorb drains all of my own energy instead, on top of disabling my cyber BP after awhile
>hour long revive timer and no access to rebuild for androids unless you are one of the (((scientist))) roles
551493 No.15096913
Bahamut Arc starts in 15 minutes.
e7c76a No.15096916
>>15096913
I hope your arc fails, faggot.
551493 No.15096922
>>15096913
RULES
No Stuns, no regenerators, no instant kills, no items, final destination. If you are knocked out, you are out.
tl;dr don't be a fag
e7f8b8 No.15096989
>>15096738
you don't seem to know what the word brag means
951eee No.15097036
>Battle for Earth turns into a court room case
716f34 No.15097041
And so after Bahamut-Aqua absorbed his (her?) minions, Ganondorf arrives on the scene upset at having his own minions sacrificed, and a court session begins out of nowhere to decide who is the biggest jew? I don't even fucking know anymore.
5b1d81 No.15097133
A brief part of a sprawling, intense case.
https://pastebin.com/DANjA4mz
a15542 No.15097141
Wanna know how i became the legend?
well i took super saiyan vitality!
buy now at Ozzaruwars.com
551493 No.15097444
Bahamut-Aqua and her minions finally assaulted Earth, and the battle between the two was shortly interrupted by Ganon, who proceeded to settle their score in a lawsuit! It soon returned to blows between Aqua and Alex, with Alex being the victor. Finally, the Dragon God Bahamut released Aqua from his clutches, and began to cleanse all life from Earth. With one final effort, Aqua sealed the dragon inside of her soul, before being completely erased by Mr. Majin, sacrificing herself to save her friends.
Will the heroes of Earth manage to defeat Ganon? Will Knuckles get his Master Emerald Back? Will this wipe finally fucking end?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DRAGON BALL /v/
e7f8b8 No.15097469
>>15097444
you forgot the part where i temporarily cucked you out of your gay arc :^)
2e780a No.15097516
>>15097444
>Those trips
>Can see the outline of a nipple
>pants are slipping down
>legs spread
I will make vague insinuations about the status of your virginity.
0dc074 No.15097793
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716f34 No.15097795
>Reboot during the showdown with Ganondorf
Sounds about right.
951eee No.15097797
>We truly are Dragon Universe
2e780a No.15097939
>>15097797
>fighting on a planet while it explodes
>get ko'd
>don't die to explosions
>villain gets ko'd
>buddy comes to save me
>running away
>both get killed by planet explosion
fug
951eee No.15097983
PREPARE YOURSELVES MORTALS, THE AGE OF KNUCKLES BLANCO IS NIGH!
Official arc time will likely be midnight EST, tho I might move it later on July 4 because irl plans around the same time
this will lead into the new wipe btw
912984 No.15098059
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>>15097983
>Finally get to go home
2e780a No.15098111
>>15097983
>july fourth
C-can the wipe be today at night
716f34 No.15099268
Alright, so I've been working on a more fleshed out version of Iro's list of changes for the new wipe (>15088918).
I'm going to post it here so people can look over it and get a feel for how next wipe will work, and feedback is welcome (but don't expect major changes either).
New Wipe Changes - https://pastebin.com/wtNeJxwv
Server Rules (Updated) - https://pastebin.com/r9fCeU9e
Ranks and Skills - https://pastebin.com/Cq1iucfz
Fixed a typo
716f34 No.15099272
>Still fucked
You know what, I'm too tired to fix it.
0dc074 No.15099366
>>15099268
>observe is a skill
Gay I liked not being spied on
e7f8b8 No.15099468
>>15099366
now your erps sessions can be witnessed by everyone
f0f5c0 No.15099540
Missed it, but fret not!
Yahway intentionally sleept through the dragon-god's rampage in order to get out of a forced soul-contract. Now with the arrival of KNUX BLANCO, he seeks to take over the universe before the ERP cop fucks everyone up! Will this rushed last arc end in victory for the holy forces, or will the army of jobbers job hard?
912984 No.15100231
>>14958767
Someone update the dragonball /v/ rankings before the wipe.
We need one last grand shitpost before it all ends.
NEWCOMERS: Tabun, Bahamut-Aqua, Bahamut, INCONSPICUOUS BUSH, Magnus, Ganondorf, HakumenMoses, Guardian Maaj, Coolest, TP <Not Cloud Ripoff>
912984 No.15100241
>>15100231
oh right don't forget SUPER KAMI FRAIL
2e780a No.15101519
RAISE YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY, SUMMON THE POWERS ABOVE TO BRING IRO INTO THE WORLD
4d100b No.15101576
>>15101519
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
912984 No.15101609
>>15101576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0dc074 No.15101838
>everyone ready to wipe
>iro wants to do a last minute mem arc
>never shows the fuck up the next day
ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
951eee No.15101959
WIPE IS NOW KNUCKLES BLANCO WINS
2e780a No.15101971
With the end of wipe, jeezus also killed gays
f0f5c0 No.15101978
And so knuckles attempts to rewrite the univsere, but he forgot one important fact: The kai rule the afterlife.
Because of this fact, yahway was able to hijack the process when knux realised ERP was vital to reproduction. At this suicidal state, he could not notice the manipulations of the deity.
And so, Yahway remade the entire universe, into what image he desired. His followers commited suicide, and escaped on an specially designed arc. There they will wait until yahway remakes the universe into his grand vision.
However….
f0f5c0 No.15102001
A very certain Demon kike Elder of zion also noticed this, and he aimed to manipulate the new reality too. This jew subtlety corrupted yahway's grand work, and introduced certain elements of chaos to the deities perfect order. Mortals will still hold free will, and conflict will inevitably arise. He might of also prevented Yahway's ark to remerge into the universe, though that is uncertain.
What is certain is that a "God"'s paradise was subverted, in a way the demon-jew could exploit. And with a whole bunch of evil too. But Yahway will not take this lying down, and has already improving himself to be even more "perfect".
951eee No.15102147
>>15100231
>>15100241
Im gonna make a final tier list showcasing end of wipe power levels sometime this week
951eee No.15102285
>5 people have died on Earth already
KINGDOM OF BLOOD
2f72a3 No.15102392
>>15102285
That was my fucking line, you son of a bitch (t. Rutabaga)
1f6b11 No.15102452
>be majin
>suicide near building
>obviously the goys there would have decent intelligence, right?
>destroy fucking half the building.
All is balanced, as it should be.
2a1265 No.15102509
For the dead folks that don't have instant resurrection timers, there's a gym on the south west edge of the spawn island in Checkpoint. Also, feel free to hit me up if you're interested in learning Sokidan or any Fate-styled custom buffs I might have cooked up. Right now I have Eye of the Mind (True) set up, which gives its user 150% Speed and Reflex, but reduces them to 90% Energy, along with 70% Defense, Force, and Resistance. It's even got its own Examine entry, which you can find if you type "Examine Eye-of-the-Mind-(True)" into the command bar.
2e780a No.15102654
>>15102509
Should I roll a shirou
66d660 No.15103131
>>15102147
Ribosome Dorado de los Jobbos better be at the very very top or bottom
626ef0 No.15103204
So there is new wipe now.
I think about returning.
a15542 No.15103325
>>15102001
Adachi better be in there.
a15542 No.15103328
2b12ad No.15103381
>>15102147
Don't forget my man Johnathan Joestar.
569d1c No.15104742
The queen of arconia will never stomp on your balls.
1f6b11 No.15104978
>>15104742
t. got his balls stomped on until he promised he wouldn't reveal her secret
951eee No.15107699
>theres a Namekian Guru
>its an albino Namekian
THE WIPE WAS A MISTAKE
e7c76a No.15107818
>>15107699
You get the wipe you deserve.
2e780a No.15108096
>>15107699
HAHAHAHAHA, my first act of villainy, the revival of Albino Namekians. HAHAHAHAH!
912984 No.15109289
<On the last episode of dragonball v
>Queen Arconia von Soufle Con carne the 23rd of Artoria tours the galaxy to find more serfs.
>Upon setting foot in Vegeta she is touched impurely, in return she lays waste to the noble Sayain Monkey-men. The core's deathtoll pales in comparison to the bloodshed created by her regime.
>Enraged, Hazama the Original Character plots the demise of the alien queen after having his teeth removed through his anus by said queen.
>Ezra, an autistic young sayain male pledges allegiance to the alien overlord and becomes her newest consort and tie to the planet Vegeta.
>Knowing retaliation may soon draw near, the intrepid queen commissions a new servant. A metal peacekeeper. A robot policeman.
>The robot, knowing it must uphold the law, promptly fucks off to Earth, where it royally fucks up the ecosystem by introducing radioactive waste to the squirrels. The law is NATURE'S LAW. MAY THE MUTANT HIVE OVERTAKE THE LAND AND RAISE THE PARASITIC HUMAN COLONIES TO THE GROUND.
>It's a zombie apocalypse. Earth is well-over-fucked. Legions of zombies approach in all directions to the singular most advance gym on the planet: Biff's beach-house hovel. Gains are annhilated in an instant as zombified animals that never existed in the first place claw and tear away at the roof.
>With the combined brainpower of the worlds third greatest scientist, Erebos, and the queen of Arconia herself who is partly to blame for her android's royal fuckup a cure for the infection is drawn into existence from the sheer weight of resources piled into one place.
>With the horde culled, a death-toll is accounted. Suzumi, the resident ███████████; Blue Dragoon, the Blue Dragoon; Red Hawk, the Red CRANE MASTER; Biff, the Beastly; and whoever iro was playing.
>With funerals held for each and subsequent welcome-back parties simultaneously planned, the galaxy is at rest– but not peace. On Vegeta, the sayains stew in their own juices due to the magnificent heat of their planet's core. Bent on revenge, the Knights train their bodies endlessly. Will this conflict boil over into full-blown crusades?!
FIND OUT
NEXT TIME
ON DRAGON BALL /v/
de4bd2 No.15109344
>>15109289
>It all happened after I just went to sleep.
Goddammit.
6be02e No.15109848
>>15109289
>queen commissions a robot
I kill that robot every time I see it, It had the nerve to grab me and try to steal my energy
1c8923 No.15110167
>>15109289
>queen was responsible for robot and zombies fucking Earth
>tries to jew Earth by saying we owe her for her help
Mafia confirmed
716f34 No.15110213
>>15109289
>>15110167
>Queen was responsible for the Android
f0f5c0 No.15110887
>>15110213
Yeah! The droid army has no tolerance for dirty lies!
2e780a No.15111335
I the Great Albino Elder, Snail have created my dragon balls. They take one year to recharge. Furthermore, the user will need a sacrifice who gets bound to hell for a time, or they could choose to be bound themselves. Oh, and restoring a planet requires the destruction of another.(We'll hopefully figure out what a good bind amount is, as we do them)
Don't even THINK of trying to cheat me, because I'll know.
0dc074 No.15111850
>>15111335
The binding better be a shitload of time becsuse most of the server would take a bind to suck some dragonballs.
>planet rules
Fuck yes.
f5fdb1 No.15112145
>4 saiyans sparring in the gym
>nigger uses powered down alts to silently flood the planet with zombies
>saiyans complain
>lol gitgud faggots
>just kill them
Segs got banned for building walls. Just sayin'.
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a15542 No.15112150
>Zombies pop up
>Fight them with my fellow Saiyans
>Some how kill a Thanatos
I just wanted to harass the new legend/Plot evil shit not become Leon Kenedy REEE.
5df77b No.15112208
>>15112145
Yeah, that's totally all he got banned for.
2a1265 No.15112797
Check out my build. It isn't that good, but you know what is? Those trips and quads!
951eee No.15113334
'Sup NINGEN, your Supreme Kai, Motley Crude, speaking. Lately I've been thinking about getting a band together, so I'm calling all NINGEN to come over to Kaioshin to have some jam sessions. To sway you over, I'll be teaching various skills in return for demonstrating your prowess.
We'll be using some rhythm flash game I found based on Guitar Hero, I'll select the songs for you to play. You must get a 88% or higher on each song as well as being on Expert mode. Most songs are easier than you'd expect, so its not borderline impossible. Come meet me on Kaioshin while dead to commence training. Take a screenshot of your score for judging.
Note: I will not accept screenshots of your talent until training has begun. I will link the site in-game whenever someone wants to come train.
66d660 No.15117859
This is my final Ribosomepost I swear
2a1265 No.15118109
Scientists have confirmed that this is the last thing humans see before death. Could this be the face of God?
951eee No.15118284
CHUCKLES WIPE TIER LISTS ARE FINALLY COMPLETE
912984 No.15118314
>>15118284
Nice work nice work
>Toi-toi is missing
rip
951eee No.15118328
>>15118314
Shit I knew I was missing someone, my bad
912984 No.15118615
4d100b No.15118928
Uploaded my lich and skeleton stuff to the vola, now you too can join my army of the dead
2f72a3 No.15119484
>>15118328
>Toi-Toribot
I am amused and appeased. The porcelain man shall be remembered in all his jobbery.
5cb0bb No.15119535
>>15118328
Oh please, Chronoa did her job perfectly. By not teaching anyone :^)
508ad2 No.15119719
>>15118328
Did the surpreme kai disappear again?
0dc074 No.15119862
>>15119719
Is that really a question at this point?
2e780a No.15119982
This is Snail, the albino Namekian speaking, Announcing the start of my Namekian Dragon Ball tournament, beginning tomorrow at 5 PM CST. The winner shall receive a prize of twenty million resources, along side a wish on my balls. You will have to provide the sacrifice, however. I will allow the usage of almost anything during the battle, including guns. I will not allow however the usage of emp mines, sonic bombs or nukes. Also please do not destroy Namek or build a ki jammer to give yourself an advantage.
831eaf No.15120552
>>15119719
Im busy for most of the weekend, will probably be around late Sunday at worst
t. current Supreme Kai
2e780a No.15122497
>Go to vola
>see these two images
>they haven't been posted in the thread
yare yare daze
f0f5c0 No.15122602
GENERAL GRIEVOUS has succeded in his conquest of the local galactic hotspot known as "Earth". Though confused with the human presence so far away, it is not the strangest thing. Now the General occupies the planet, and prepares for further actions, including some prudent military expansion.
Will the galaxy fall to this "Android General", or will he be stopped on earth?
912984 No.15123125
>>15122602
>Everyone just sits around like nothing happened
aaaaaaa
4d100b No.15123307
Mortals! A mysterious dungeon has been unearthed on the forsaken jungle planet. Dare you enter my magical realm? Those who make it through the dungeon may find great wealth. Beware, though, as the dungeon is designed that competing parties can attempt to take the treasure for themselves. Gather your party (preferably made up of whatever faction you align with) and enter the dungeon! We can run through the dungeon whenever we have multiple parties ready to venture in. Rules are pretty simple, don't try to cheese past things, don't break through the walls (if you can, they're sturdy), don't fly when inside (you'll miss out on some of the fun if you do), and don't try to bypass the guardians. Finally, if anyone would like to be a skele minion and aid in the boss fight, lemme know.
Your friend,
The Lich
912984 No.15125124
The first successful Majin test has been accomplished! If you're willing to learn about Majin, the demon skill that makes you fart out red lightning every so often, talk to Suzumi.
It's just a simple test. You have to do a little favor for her to prove that you're worth a damn!
2e780a No.15125178
>Be evil namekian elder
>Two new aliens getting beat up by saibamen on arconia right out of their spawn
>head over to deal with it
>Kenshiro already dealing with it
>tell them about the castle, they mention the fact that turrets were blowing them up
>keikaku engaged
>make blueprint, ask kenshiro if he has the key to the turrets
>he does
>tell him to make a copy of the key using my blueprint
>he drops his key and starts making copies with his own blueprint
>all according to keikaku
>copy the key using my blueprint
>think evil thoughts to myself
>he realizes his mistake and tells me to strip
>keikaku ruined, reset blueprints so I don't get caught
>manage to escape, realize I probably need to change my password on all my doors since Kenshiro had my key for a moment
My keikaku will have to wait.
Never think evil thoughts until after you're home free, lads.
2e780a No.15126597
This is the power of the ultimate skellington
a15542 No.15126830
>Comfy day in office planing how i can "protect the universe"
>Go to jungle for plundering because why not
>stupid riddle about anger but some how me and the rest of N.O.E.L solve it.
<Have to meet up with the other planets
<think to myself this is getting fucking gay
>let Terumi-San take over for a bit
>wake up with nice dosh and a paycheck for my loyal men.
4d100b No.15126858
Last time, on Dungeons & Dragonballs:
Your DM, The Lich, lead players into their first dungeon! This dungeon was a head-to-head, four party battle dungeon! Players went in with their parties and each tackled a wing of the dungeon. We had three parties participate this time: the Arconians, the Vegemites, and the Earthlings!
Parties each solved a riddle in the first leg of the wing, navigated through a two-phase maze in the second leg, and battled a spooky skele guardian for one of four keys! The parties then seemed to come to mutual agreements to work together, rather than have a deathmatch for the keys. One of the Vegemites, Onion, somehow managed to make it to the final room without the necessary keys, and was promptly mulched by the skeleton guardians waiting within. Following that, the party of parties entered the final room to face the skeleton guardians and their dark master, the Lich. Battle ensued, with many a casualty (mostly by people being punched into the Lich's mighty disintegrate spell). In the end, the parties were successful and walked out with a few bruises, some life lessons, and a cool 30 million resources! (and without Stu and Onion, R.I.P. in pieces)
A special thank you to both the volunteer skeleton guardians, and to the parties who were willing to brave the gauntlet.
912984 No.15127039
<Pon teh lats epitssod of dragon ball /v/
>On Namek: Snail, the EVIL ALBINO NAMEKIAN ELDER concocts a new ritual for power-seekers. A tournament… Something that would shed blood for the right to use his magical balls. Something that would appease the dragon's insatiable lust for blood! Something that… Would let him feel something in his groin again! He consigned a demon to inform the public of this new tournament… And in doing so, sealing the fate of the next 10 hours or so.
>After facing near-to-zero resistance, General Grievous conqured the earth. His policies? A pittance of 1 million resources a day! The absolute gall! Will he EVER BE STOPPED?!
>But then: Kimchi acted demicky and nearly killed the entire planet of earth in a berserk rage! Spying trouble, Hazama from Intelligence N.O.E.L, flies down to save the day!
>In an attempt to calm her down, he mentions the traumatic past Kimchi had to endure and still has nightmares about! Needless to say, she takes it well and punches him in the dick several times!
>Feeling the waves of energy coming off the "Sayain" ""Elite"" and Legendary Sayain, Stu comes to the rescue and performs the secret technique to restore Kimchi's calm demeanor!
>Tail in hand, he accuses Hazama of being an instigator. Taunting the poor girl while she was under duress, picking fights with her constantly, and generally being more of a pain than ████████. Chuckling menacingly, Hazama replies that he's "just doing his job"! What a jackass!
>Understanding the situation requires a more refined touch, the Queen of Arconia descends with her harem consorts. Cringing in fear, the earthlings greet her emerald presence. Blisk and Galis, ever by her side, ask all the questions for her.
>Coming to an accord with the humans, the Legendary Sayain is freely towed away to Arconia to undergo major surgical procedures to control her wild rage!
>Meanwhile… Back on earth: The humans sigh in relief as a would-be threat has left their atmosphere. However, one inscrutable character simply clenches her fist in some backwards form of righteous anger. Hatching a scheme, she would free that Legendary Sayain. For what purpose? Only she knows! or i don't know a contract or something it's a demon i mean fuck
>Shapeshifting into a proper Arconian form, she would fool the Arconian queen into allowing her entry into the Tsujin laboratory where the Sayain was being held. Nabbing a key due to ██████, the demon slipped in to the lab…
>On the table was a writhing, uncomfortable, and slightly miffed Legendary Sayain with her full power just begging to be released! Waiting for the right moment, the demon pulled the legendary sayain to a different planet for a brief heart-to-heart!
>What could have possibly been exchanged in that brief moment could not be explained here. As soon as the last words were spoken, the queen appeared! An angered Legendary Sayain and the Queen of Arconia fought head to head on the android mothership!
>When the smokebombs settled, the legendary sayain lay defeated. The alien queen once again flaunting superiority over all races, she teleports the injured timebomb home. But lurking in the shadows, the demoness still plots.
>When nobody was looking, Galis changed forty castle doors. That's as many as four tens, and that's a good idea.
>Undaunted by the sudden activation of the castle turrets and sudden key uselessness, the demoness assumes the form of a harmless woodland critter. A MUTATED SAIBAMAN. With a bit of patience, she sneaked into the rear entry and swapped places with the legendary sayain! But…
>It was to no avail! The Legendary Sayain, though now safely disguised and ensconced on Namek, was sought out by the master senser– Blisk! Knowing her last chance to free the Sayain was approaching, the demoness quickly offered a contract to the sayain–
>And she accepted! wait what she actually accepted? What the fuck?
>With a new toy in her custodianship, she is soon banished by an absolutely incandescent Alien Queen. Now unable to completely control every aspect of her pet, she will prove her dominance over it by allowing her to go full-throttle in the Albino Namekian's tournament– and then trounce her.
>And trounce she did. Everyone jobbed in the tournament. Kimchi and the Queen were the only ones left standing. Climatically beaming the Legendary Sayain down, the Queen requested her company in hell as per the Albino's request. Blisk, and Galis, yet still obediant to their master, were sent to hell. Lich, being the prime sacrifice for the Queen's wish, also found his way to hell.
>Also at some point Kimchi's soul was freed again?
>In hell, the queen is challenged by the demons that plague it. Still, no match for her– even with their increased powers in their realm. Her servants however, take a beating and firm annoying to show their loyalty.
>And yet, the Lich has a scheme of his own in the fiery inferno…
Continued in part twwwwwo
912984 No.15127048
<On Jungle
>A maze of dastardly spookiness has been erected for the sole purpose of spooking the shit out of people and adventure.
>Taking volunteers, a skeleton crew is assembled to man the magical turret room in which a final skeleton battle will occur.
>And outside the maze… A gallant band of 15 fighters has gathered! The N.O.E.L unit, the Arconian defense force, Earthlings, and The Kais in spirit.
>All are assembled into a four party system, they'll split into groups and browse the spooky wares of the labyrinth. Simulator traps will spawn doppelgangers to harass the adventurers. Potions that will lead to greater heights, or abysmal lows! Oh my!
>But finally, the group reaches the final battle. There, Onion steps forth through the gate… Alone.
>He is then boned to death.
>LATER. The rest of the group comes in
>[DATA NOT FOUND] and the day is won by the Queen of Arconia! Her prize? A cool 20 million and assurance that such spooks shall plague us again for funsies!
>But even so… Will the Legendary Sayain be contained for long? Will her everflowing power release her from the confines of Castle Arconia? Will Hazama find the Susanoo Unit? Will I ever find meaning to my life?
Find out next time
ON DRAGON BALL /v/!
6be02e No.15127154
>go to see motley crude about getting mystic
>theres a death requirement, but im immortal so I cant die
>talk to him to see if hed give a workaround to still let me take the test
>he gives me this song
>7 minutes of hell an attempt, get better every time
>decide to give the server a live show of the fucking test
>finally complete the song at 87%, says I pass
It was fucking worth it
951eee No.15127450
>>15127154
Galactic Battle of Bands arc when we already have people setting up Guitar Hero controllers its only a matter of time
951eee No.15127469
>>15127048
Oh in regards to Jungle antics, slight correction: everyone made it to the final room. While Stu and Onion died, the prize money (30M) was split up between each group, so every party went home with 10M resources. The survivors were Storrem, Queen, Azer, Hazama, Galis, Dinnem, Grevious, Faceless Mongrel, and Blisk
2a1265 No.15127690
EMIYA here with an update. The Counter Force compels me to prevent the destruction of worlds, and to do so, I have been tasked with passing on the lost art of Magecraft (Kaioken). The following are invited to undergo my training when they next die:
>Erebus
>Ratabuga
>General Grievous
>Azer
Come the next arc, I'll pick out some more students. Remember, bugging Kai for skills lowers your priority.
I'm 100% aware that Grievous doesn't benefit from Kaioken besides improving his gravity training, but I'm giving one lesson per faction for each arc.
e7c76a No.15127778
>revive death prone Blisk
>he left his regen up in Checkpoint
Glad to be of help.
6be02e No.15130665
>>15127154
I think this is where I start hitting my limit
716f34 No.15130790
>>15130665
Finally beat the fucker myself, though still have a way to go.
912984 No.15131172
>Concoct plan to infiltrate the queen's base
>[REDACTED]
>Lose soul contract to alt
fug.
Before yelling at me, you should know that absorbing an alt through the contract is impossible.
6be02e No.15131241
>>15130936
Can I get hakai now?
1f6b11 No.15131986
Vote for 50 free resources in game, backed by General Grievous and the Queen of Arconia upon proof of voting.
http://poal.me/uv1kbv
951eee No.15135899
Attention NINGEN, your Grand Kai here. Some quick updates to my training rules. I will only train 1 student per day and a maximum of 3 teachings per training session. First come, first serve.
Additionally, us Kais will be hosting our very own Afterlife Tournament Wednesday (tomorrow) at 10pm EST! The winner will be granted the title of Kaio Helper, better known as Kibito. You will have the opportunity to live amongst the gods themselves! However, understand that taking this role will require you let go of your mortal attachments. You will be acting for the best interests of the universe we created, not for any faction, region, or ideology. if you have a role, don't enter unless you're willing to give that up for Kaio Helper Rules are as follows:
1.You must be dead to enter the AFTERLIFE Tournament
2. Killing is permitted, but not recommended. You'll be already dead so it won't matter much.
3. You must stay within bounds, and flying is not permitted. Going out of bounds will result in a Ring Out.
4. No knockback, no stun.
551493 No.15140604
BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
eb3a1f No.15142384