28ffbf No.14951561
Bethesda Conference in just under three hours. Rev up those todds.
28ffbf No.14951579
>>14951568
We got a problem here anon?
f30e27 No.14951650
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
86babf No.14951659
IF I ANNOUNCE TES6 WILL YOU HYPE??
292624 No.14951669
>>14951659
It would be extremely painful
8b5686 No.14951690
I've still got the erection from his last appearance. My body is ready.
cda070 No.14951722
>>14951659
I'd be extremely excited.
bc0ff9 No.14951772
>>14951659
No, give Obsidian another go at Fallout.
86babf No.14951773
>>14951722
You're a big guy.
f30e27 No.14951792
c84f4d No.14951800
Some new Todds for my collection.
a3a9ce No.14951811
>>14951792
Todd is no manlet
713063 No.14951824
>>14951561
I thought mark was banning toddposting?
26a151 No.14951831
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14951722
>dubs with bane
It's confirmed:
Time to go mobile
afdbdb No.14951839
>>14951800
absolutely checked
43679b No.14951840
>>14951824
That would be board suicide with the press conference coming up in 4 hours.
b9620d No.14951856
after EA and Microsoft I'm not sure I can withstand Bethesda and Ubisoft
26a151 No.14951869
>>14951831
Leaked footage. Skyrim for iOS.
f30e27 No.14951873
>>14951856
At least Ubisoft doesn't rape anything worthwhile.
bc0ff9 No.14951880
>>14951856
But Bethesda is always the funniest with braindead drones cheering at everything.
9c9b0d No.14951883
811278 No.14951887
>>14951824
He only banned the forbidden todds.
>>14951840
He had a minor spergout a few hours ago because someone dared to post anti-nintendo todds.
811278 No.14951896
>>14951887
Speaking of which posting forbidden todds.
811278 No.14951919
694d3a No.14951926
>>14951801
what the fuck todd is too pure to curse
delet ethis image
cb4291 No.14951930
>>14951880
I hope Hines spends half an hour talking about Fallout 76's creation club only to replay the microsoft trailer afterwards. then the rest of the time is wasted with rage 2 and wolfenstein 3: the goy awakens
b6f30b No.14951935
>>14951896
Even Todd do the "nu male" smile ?
Does he drink soylent as well ?
2ae108 No.14952015
>2018
>todd comes onto xbox stage for fallout shit
>namedrops Morrowind
t-todd?
TODD?!?
e7cdea No.14952041
>>14952015
Probably just gonna be some dumb ass expansion for TESO
27fc30 No.14952042
>>14952015
Bethesda likes to pretend Morrowind doesn't exist, same as they like to pretend FO1 and 2 don't exist. They don't want their mouthbreathing costumers to develop some semblance of taste or standards.
0bceb9 No.14952058
>>14952015
It was the first bethesda game on xbox.
0d124d No.14952062
>>14952015
>Todd comes out on stage during the beth conference with a boxed copy of morrowind: remastered in his hands
2ae108 No.14952080
>>14952062
>you live to see /v/ love Todd again
what a timeline.
389bda No.14952083
What are the odds that Fallout 76 will just be an extensive mod built off the current version of the Fallout 4 gamebryo zombie they've been dragging along for the past few decades?
f30e27 No.14952086
>>14952041
They already did that.
0bceb9 No.14952087
>>14952083
100 percent. Just like new vegas was for fallout 3.
f390c4 No.14952097
>>14952083
As long as retards keep buying this dogshit, the same old version of gamebryo will never go away
8fc0fe No.14952279
Post Todds, my folder needs more
389bda No.14952329
>>14952312
Mom Howard is absolute >>>/ara/ material.
8a9951 No.14952363
>>14951901
What's the name of this stupid dank bird maymay?
a3a9ce No.14952390
>tfw toddposting actually makes me want to go and play skyrim
f50d02 No.14952402
9cac33 No.14952413
>>14952329
>Todd blows trannies out of water.
But still no way fag.
8fc0fe No.14952418
>>14952390
It's reverse psychology, the more we make fun of Todd the more we think about the games
f49a4d No.14952422
>>14952015
Are you ready…
FOR MORROWIND REMASTERED?!
dc8235 No.14952433
>>14952422
wtf did Jim do to keep webm mp4 from working for me
389bda No.14952438
>>14952418
Todd is the trickster god of the 8chantheon. He spins lies within lies to get you to do what he wants. By becoming a meme, he has made Toddposting into a means to advertise Skyrim for free.
6abec1 No.14952439
>>14952409
>shindol art
I never asked for this anon
8fc0fe No.14952461
>>14952438
Holy shit dude that's perfect, Todd is our loki
f30e27 No.14952475
>>14952390
It just makes me want Daggerfall Unity to finally get done.
f8b7ba No.14952502
I unironically like Todd and would enjoy hanging out with him, maybe having some drinks at a bar and talking about games. And maybe kissing him.
0016e8 No.14952503
My body is ready for Todd's sweet little lies
afdbdb No.14952525
>>14952487
>they think he's a god
damn straight
3fb11e No.14952545
>>14951811
>Saving a thumbnail
>>14951824
Come now he's not that retar-
>>14951919
Well fuck me.
bf5cff No.14952555
6abec1 No.14952569
>>14951887
>anti-Nintendo Todds
Why would he be anti-Nintendo his dad works there
afdbdb No.14952576
>>14952555
here you go trips man
f8b7ba No.14952614
>>14952402
One hour and six minutes from now.
bf5cff No.14952615
f49a4d No.14952618
>>14952525
But, I know… he's as mortal as we…
f30e27 No.14952638
>>14952631
Needs more chromatic aberration.
88bf13 No.14952663
>>14952611
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH SHAD
TWO
8b5686 No.14952665
>>14952576
I was expecting lewd.
f6b8af No.14952680
>>14952665
Is Todd a CIA nigger?
c771d5 No.14952683
>>14952042
Alright I couldn't let this fetid abortion of a comment slide.
Bethesda milks their cash cow Morrowind at every possible opportunity.
>Add an expansion to Skyrim that takes place in Morrowind
>Sets a third of TESO in Morrowind
>Make an expansion for TESO: fuck it more Morrowind
Meanwhile:
>Summerset only recently touched for the first time in TESO
>Valenwood completely untouched
>Elseweyr completely untouched
>Black Marsh untouched except for 1 minor leveling zone in TESO
>High Rock/Hammerfell untouched since Daggerfall save for a TESO expansion
>Atmora completely untouched
>Akavir completely untouched
>Yokuda completely untouched
>Pyandonea completely untouched
>Aldmeris untouched
>Masser and Secunda untouched (fuck it you know it'd kick ass)
>A massive proportion of historical events, deities and organizations left untouched because we want to see more gray dirt and land-squids
I want Morrowind to die and stay die so the series can move on.
9cac33 No.14952694
>>14952526
>That fucking webm.
Good shit.
bc0ff9 No.14952700
>>14952680
He does herd nigger cattle.
0016e8 No.14952709
>>14952438
He's the true Daedric prince of lies and rereleases
f6b8af No.14952711
>>14952700 (checked)
Dubs confirm… They're HUGE fucking nigger cattle!
8a9951 No.14952714
>>14952663
>NOTHING WRONG WITH SHAD
8fc0fe No.14952723
>>14952525
Todd is more a deadric god
e1e5c4 No.14952734
>>14952638
fugg I just figured out how to make this plugin work right. I'm going to have to redo that squilliam now.
752556 No.14952774
>>14952734
Lovely. Thanks.
596a32 No.14952847
4150db No.14952936
>>14952611
>Finally got around to finding out what this shadman shit is all about a few weeks ago
>Some artist that draws lolis, but is a westerner
>Apparently also drew porn of his mother
>Also found some podcast crap he's participated in, wherein he was probably the mildest and least offensive personality of the lot
>And he sometimes shows up on OneyPlays, but all the comments end up being ">shadman", with varying degrees of kvetching about the content of his artwork
I think shadbase is a pretty cool guy. Eh draws chidlrens and doesnt afraid of anything.
596a32 No.14952967
>>14952936
The hole goes much deeper than that, anon. See >>14952734
There's an image floating around of people mimicing shad's "art" but even that undersells it.
ce5e3f No.14952986
>>14952936
<undercover
SHAD
H
A
D
4150db No.14953002
>>14952967
I've seen a good deal of it. The legend is greater than the man or his work, from what I can tell.
7d1099 No.14953014
>>14952936
Hi Shad, shilling for yourself I see.
fc2a21 No.14953020
>>14951561
Report card. I expect lies.
ce5e3f No.14953034
woah dudes my livestream goofed, where's TODD
6a3ead No.14953060
>>14951772
Obsidian is bad
0c87ef No.14953093
>>14952720
Wrong nigger. Todd just fucking talked all about how great FO 1 and 2 are just last week in the NoClip Documentary.
8aa165 No.14953106
Fallout 1-2 for IOS and Android, I'll put money down on it.
ba57ed No.14953115
TES Card game. Calling it now.
ce5e3f No.14953120
FALLOUT SHELTER FOR NINTENDO SWITCH
SKYRIM DLC TO BUILD A DUNGEON FOR DARK ELVES
0f00ad No.14953132
>>14953120
Id buy that dlc. Fuck dark elves. I want a rape pit for dark elves.
752556 No.14953147
>>14952936
>Apparently also drew porn of his mother
Now I have to go search for it.
ce5e3f No.14953156
>>14953132
I want a rape tower for gold elves.
6f216a No.14953161
0c87ef No.14953164
>>14951561
You'll buy my game, w-won't you, OP?
>brushes aside curly locks innocently
It would make me… v-very happy.
>stares at you longingly with his big, beautiful stormy eyes
762058 No.14953190
I made some new Todds for the bingo card
4150db No.14953198
>>14953147
It's probably just what you're expecting. He's just a little bit of a weirdo, someone that would've fit in with the old /b/. It's just baffling that he has this overblown reputation.
752556 No.14953210
>>14953198
Found it http://archive.is/8xRqh
I would fuck his mother, tbh.
e1e5c4 No.14953218
>>14952576
This is a damn good plugin.
ce5e3f No.14953221
>>14953020
You got the bingo card?
0c87ef No.14953238
>>14953198
Who is this cutie? For some reason I think of Agent Scully.
67251c No.14953244
Todd practices his Thu'um.
cb24f4 No.14953255
>>14953238
Animation reminds me of -8.
0c87ef No.14953274
>>14953255
Yeah, it really does.
a9df1e No.14953290
>>14953245
Wow, Toddette is beautiful!
a9df1e No.14953348
>>14953308
PEPPERONI NIPPLES!!!
f49a4d No.14953361
>>14953290
>Symbionic Titan will never get the finale it deserved
>instead we got that rushed ending
>15 years from now some jackass on AS will give Genndy the chance to finish it but only give him a limited number of episodes to make which will make the new ending feel even more rushed
3d63b8 No.14953363
>>14953308
Please do not post lewds of Scully, she is pure.
0c87ef No.14953383
BETHESDA SHOWCASE IS LIVE
f49a4d No.14953400
>>14953363
No. She is fat n' gross, but you like that kind of garbage, don't you Shadman?
0c87ef No.14953404
a9df1e No.14953415
>>14953363
>pure
>smoking
Nope.
05da24 No.14953449
we aren't all developers
*picture of black woman not doing any work*
ce5e3f No.14953456
The time is now
Hit me ToDD
1d79ca No.14953461
>>14953308
>>14953363
It's an old-ass fake. Her real nips are weird and stick out more.
33b67e No.14953478
a3a9ce No.14953493
0c87ef No.14953557
>>14953478
Did ya'll see the ugly fat mixed bitch with the mutton chops sideburns? Fucking nasty. Hate to be so cruel, but its true.
9c12d0 No.14953569
cb24f4 No.14953591
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ITS ARMS
8d8999 No.14953613
lol their audience is dead as fuck where is all the cheering coming from.
ce5e3f No.14953646
Muscleman Jim with the RAGE
a3a9ce No.14953657
0c87ef No.14953688
>rage 2 reveal brought to you by Walmart Canada
>known for low prices and their ability to keep a secret
>stares angrily
Bethesda's got humor, I'll give 'em that.
40b79d No.14953700
0c87ef No.14953720
Wait, wasn't this the guy who hosted destroy, build, destroy? Wew.
df2ac4 No.14953750
>>14953688
Yeah that's a plus. So who's ready for paid mods?
ce5e3f No.14953752
How demoralizing it must be to play to a dead audience that just wants to see Skyrim 2
0c87ef No.14953757
>>14953613
They stop themselves quickly so he can continue talking you retard. They want to hear what he has to say just as much as we do.
a3a9ce No.14953777
>Shows guy not giving a shit
LEL, WWE tier camerawork
a0c80e No.14953785
I'm ready to die right now because this, who else is?
33b67e No.14953809
8d8999 No.14953810
>>14953757
>They stop themselves quickly so he can continue talking you retard. They want to hear what he has to say just as much as we do.
Tell me more sweet, sweet lies, Todd.
a3a9ce No.14953834
ce5e3f No.14953883
a3a9ce No.14953894
That mastodon kinda looks like Brendan Fraser
30d9de No.14953917
NIGGER KIKES, WHERE'S ELDER SCROLLS 6!
d4646e No.14953926
>>14953894
>Brendan Fraser
Yea, a fusion of Brendan Fraser and the guy that plays hercules.
7272ba No.14953956
>>14953917
What a grand intoxicating innocence
ce5e3f No.14953961
0c87ef No.14953990
>>14953810
Someone's never crawled out of their hole and gone to a speaking event
8d8999 No.14954050
Seriously Todd, or Bethesda employee #4035, you are awfully bad at this.
a3a9ce No.14954078
Where do they get hair dye in this post apocalyptic shithole?
6f216a No.14954290
This is a free win for Nintendo this year looks like.
ba57ed No.14954345
>>14953115
HOLY FUCK I WAS RIGHT
6d67f4 No.14954363
0016e8 No.14954389
>>14954345
You don't need a crystal ball to see that crap
f30e27 No.14954472
>>14954389
Especially considering it's over a year old.
a0c80e No.14954919
God I fucking hate austin.
743fa2 No.14954969
>>14954290
>"company" won E3 this year guyz!
Back to plebbit, fag.
ce5e3f No.14955072
Fight Nazis on the go. WOO!!
33b67e No.14955166
0f00ad No.14955207
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ce5e3f No.14955264
c69772 No.14955303
a0c80e No.14955515
>>14955410
Orgasmed to todd's lies?
6f216a No.14955524
Bethesda is going all in on the race mixing cuck shit this year.
f30e27 No.14955568
>>14955524
Remember that Fallout 4 release party the had with Hollywood celebs? Remember that new studio they made in California? Remember who the CEO of Zenimax is?
33b67e No.14955683
>>14955515
That isn't an expression of pleasure.
928e48 No.14955754
>>14955683
A commie said that once.
867c67 No.14955784
>open world survival
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
17fad9 No.14955815
I can't wait to not view distant weather systems
a0c80e No.14955891
Didn't expect them to have a flintlock in the game.
ce5e3f No.14955923
f30e27 No.14955938
>>14955891
I guarantee you they stole it from a mod.
fc2a21 No.14955947
f30e27 No.14956148
God damn all the (1)s and done thinking this shit actually looks good in the cyclical.
0016e8 No.14956258
I know one of you tards called Elderscrolls on mobile.
17fad9 No.14956315
Blades is the ultimate destination and degradation of the Elder Scrolls franchise: a preview of things to come. This is what happens when the masses get their filthy claws on something beautiful.
2b51cf No.14956325
>>14956148
it looks good and todd redeemed himself live
389bda No.14956449
>>14956325
Todd has embraced the memes and become the memes.
ced850 No.14956777
I cant be the only one who saw this
0f00ad No.14956812
>>14956777
I read it as either super italian fucker or super tan fucker.
68c325 No.14956825
>>14956777
I saw it too
Fucking RIP lore
dca94b No.14956973
>>14955524
We could have avoided this. All we had to do was buy another copy of Skyrim.
f6c471 No.14957062
Can someone post Squilliam base?
8b5686 No.14957230
>call Fallout players degenerates
>call audience degenerates
>promote racemixing
He's an enigma.
dca94b No.14957300
Can't wait to kill evil cishet white males with BIG Jew Blacksowitz's wife's half black lesbian incest daughters.
f6c471 No.14957350
cfe84d No.14957641
>>14957230
Hybrids are typically stronger
68c325 No.14957748
>>14957641
A child with one black and one white parent will, on average, have an IQ lower than one born of two cousins
0016e8 No.14957784
>>14957350
Far away from my PC but will do once I get to it.
cad7ab No.14957802
So I was at work while this went down. What did I miss?
ec2155 No.14957807
>>14957748
I didn't say smarter.
IQ isn't the only, and might not even be the best, measure of fitness.
0016e8 No.14957808
>>14957802
Todd became self aware
f6c471 No.14957817
>>14957807
Human racial hybrids tend to be inadequate
883609 No.14958096
>>14958025
Hey retard, you realize that's a product of inbreeding right?
8b5686 No.14958170
>>14958096
>A child with one black and one white parent will, on average, have an IQ lower than one born of two cousins
74a7e0 No.14958309
>>14958025
>>14958096
It's a tiger with literal down syndrome.
e6beb1 No.14958406
>>14957300
>ponyfuckers
OUT
cc6fc6 No.14958424
>>14958406
Spike isn't a pony :>
641831 No.14958466
>>14957807
Humans being the highest IQ animal and the quintessential apex predator on this planet, might disagree with you
547cc1 No.14958541
>>14958466
You sure about that? Maybe the other animals are just biding their time, they've already proven their military superiority.
ab8eaf No.14958544
>>14958466
Jew master race :^)
a581d7 No.14958583
>>14958541
>Australians
>Humans
Pick one and only one
641831 No.14958607
>>14958544
Jews have high verbal IQ, like a used car salesman
ba381e No.14958726
b1de8c No.14958775
>>14958745
Oh fuck I can't remember what YTP that was from
68c325 No.14958922
>>14958096
It's a tiger with downs, you should know what a downie looks like anon
And fucking someone within your own race is not at all like inbreeding. People tend to gravitate towards those who have a higher degree of genetic similarity to them than the general population, you only really have to worry about the downsides of inbreeding (e.g, much higher chance of negative recessive alleles expressing themselves) when you're breeding with someone generally closer than second cousins.
On the other hand, breeding with someone outside of your own genetic cluster (i.e, race) can lead to the breakdown of co-adapted genetic complexes. This doesn't mean fucking your sister, of course.
14148e No.14958937
>>14958775
Danfango
"Dane to the past" but he deleted all his videos
3063dc No.14958949
>Todd could be lurking this very thread
f6c471 No.14958970
>>14958856
Fixed the lines a little
96b1fa No.14959575
>>14956315
Blades actually doesn't bother me in theory, for one reason: The way Arena and Daggerfall are set up, with the bottom menus and the way navigation works, it's entirely possible to port the games over to the mobile. Using procedural generation and the like would make it extremely easy to make a great mobile dungeon-crawler, especially if you brought in the custom spell maker, item creator, and all of the other gimmicks from Daggerfal.
The problem is that they won't actually do any of that and it will literally be Skyrim on mobile. The concept isn't bad; the execution is undoubtely going to be.
a91f6f No.14959776
DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY DIVERSITY
Can't wait for another Mass Effect soylent fueled space game.
36c880 No.14959905
Well… I guess it's high time I replay Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas for the 50th time…
bidya gaems r ded
ca71c8 No.14959910
>>14951869
>>14951831
Ahahahaha, I told Todd to make a Skyrim to cellphones and he actually did it, the absolute madman.
No platform is safe, he will port Skyrim to everything, it's his holy crusade.
3e9b5f No.14960179
Didn't Todd learn from Battlespire? Or has he forgotten about that blunder completely?
f1481a No.14960340
>Skyrim 2 thread gets deleted
>right when I was about to show off my funposting about the setting to one of my mates
MAAAAAAAAARK
52aca5 No.14960434
f1cf9a No.14960518
I can't wait for Fallout 76 and Skyrim 2 to come out so we can shit all fucking over it, they're going to be so fucking bad I can just tell.
not difficult with Todd Howard in the picture
e1f4d0 No.14960525
Who here has the biggest todd folder?
e1f4d0 No.14960861
>>14960714
I know that's a edit,but i really want somebodies folder uploaded
0dae7f No.14962100
TODD LIED AGAIN
>sometimes … it doesn't just work
>sometimes
>not always
96b1fa No.14962116
>>14962100
Hey that's my jacket.
That's my fucking jeans.
Fuck, Todd's literally wearing my clothes.
Two sizes smaller.
0dae7f No.14962135
>>14962116
>Two sizes smaller.
Sure, Todd.
5cf890 No.14962178
>>14953194
It's supposed to be Clarice Starling, or Jodie Foster more specifically since Julianne Moore also played her. This is the most flattering picture I could find. She's not as cute as pre-facelift Gillian Anderson.
5cf890 No.14962187
5cf890 No.14962241
>>14952344
Has anyone actually made Todd Howard ransomware?
21dd67 No.14962324
>Fallout 76 is just the online mode for Fallout 4.
The reason Fallout 4 felt like a half finished game was the fact it actually was a half finished game. Now Todd is going to sell you the online multiplayer half he cut out for $60. Checkmate normalfags.
95275f No.14962459
>>14962324
Don't forget that because it's always online, they can have a monopoly on mods which means paid mods.
0dae7f No.14963071
>>14953415
>2018
>posts video gif
Here you go
f0fb47 No.14965778
>>14952433
If you're on Chrome, they "updated" the video player. To go back to the old one, you have to go to about://flags and disable #enable-modern-media-controls. It will then default to the old video player, the one with a volume slider. Modern web browsers suck fucking ass.
f49a4d No.14974261
>>14962100
>it doesn't JUST work…
JUST
d1f5bf No.14977134
>>14962324
>Now Todd is going to sell you the online multiplayer half he cut out for $60
But Fallout 76 is free?
2a9689 No.14989214
World Premiere meme
Exclusive
fcd6f6 No.14989243
>>14962100
>Todd Toddposting on stage
How far can we take this, lads?
6c3cd8 No.14994670
I'm watching the clips now and honestly his voice doesn't really fit his appearance, I always expect a rougher voice
e1f4d0 No.14994845
You will never have todd watch you while you play one of his games
5abb51 No.14994867
>>14994845
I hate Skyrim, Fallout 3/4, and everything Todd and Bethesda have ever touched, with a burning passion
But I just can't get myself to hate Todd himself, he's such a nice guy and you can tell he does have a level of pride for the shit he helped make, regardless of how bare-bones and buggy they are