1d3d93 No.14937889
Can they save E3 and perhaps the entire industry? Frankly I'd settle for just finally getting to see Serious Sam 4.
8efdcf No.14937899
until i see serious sam 4 or dare i say metal wolf chaos, i am not impressed
34cf8b No.14937912
>>14937899
>metal wolf chaos
I'm more interested in this than SS to be honest, Croteam are consistently good anyway.
f29feb No.14937924
They have been pozzed since then, so don't expect much from them.
42f547 No.14937928
Sam Hyde is the announcer this year
1d3d93 No.14937944
>>14937899
>>14937912
I don't think metal wolf chaos will have any serious gameplay shown. Would love to be proven wrong though.
>>14937928
Source?
8efdcf No.14937949
>>14937912
They haven't done anything remarkable other than VR but it's kind of a mess and 3 just fucking sucks in comparison to tfe, tse & 2, but I am not a big fan of keeping sprint (for any other reason than to go to point a to point b faster after killing hordes of enemies) and keeping reloading (ouch) according to one of their interviews.
e6eb9b No.14937957
>>14937928
PARADIGM SHIFT 2
bc3740 No.14938030
Why have I never seen SS /ss/?
34cf8b No.14938049
>>14937949
3 was held back by being 25% reused content from that game they had to cancel though. I have higher hopes for 4.
0cc7b6 No.14938076
>>14937944
>Source?
He's joking.
a7f795 No.14938093
>>14938030
Because you're a fucking faggot that asks retarded questions that you can answer yourself if you used brain for once.
7d65a7 No.14938102
>>14937949
Talos Principle was alright.
1d3d93 No.14938106
>>14938076
Oh. I could actually see Devolver doing that.
5ccdb9 No.14938172
>>14937889
As long as their presentation is a shitpost I couldn't care less what games they announce.
0cc7b6 No.14938405
>>14938172
They only made that shitpost because E3 cancelled their showcase.
d362df No.14938449
>>14938030
Would YOU fap to porn that has a pint sized Serious Sam in it?
If you would that's seriously wrong.
32d8ca No.14938546
>>14938449
>Would YOU fap to porn that has a pint sized Serious Sam in it?
Yes. Who wouldn't?
0996e4 No.14938575
>>14938030
woah there buddy i'm afraid we're the same in style but that's a bit too far wouldn't you say?
b27450 No.14938580
Devolver is just a pretentious hipster developer that makes garbage games for soyboys.
148a50 No.14938591
>>14938405
They've hinted that they're doing a shitpost one again.
32d8ca No.14938610
>>14938580
>Serious Sam
>garbage
Retard.
0cc7b6 No.14938624
>>14938580
>memesters are retarded
who would have gussed
b27450 No.14938645
>>14938624
>>14938610
>loving san francisco sam
hhhhhhmmmm, salty soyboys or just pretending to be retarded?
0cc7b6 No.14938786
>>14938645
Anon, I know you're memeing hard. I'm here to tell you that you're not funny or original.
Yeah yeah yeah, bait and all that shit, I get it, but is it really so hard to get a unique sense of humour? Do you have to copy /tv/-style shitposting like a redditor faggot who can't think for himself?
You're like those hacks on Adult Swim who copied Tim & Eric and Tom Green because they didn't have an original bone in their body.
acb27d No.14938789
>>14937944
>I don't think metal wolf chaos will have any serious gameplay shown.
It's a port. Unless it's a 5 second "Oh hey! We're working on this." there's nothing else they can show.
0e195b No.14938917
>>14938645
fuck off retard
cd12d3 No.14943074
>>14938786
>>14938917
>Soyboys getting THIS mad over someone saying anything bad about their shit
Serious Sam is, in many ways, the Troma Film of gaming: competent bargain bin fodder that originally sold itself with a straight face, but now is trying to present itself as cult classic material (look no further than the weird televangelist ads to get the idea). I can play it well enough, but if I want an actual old-school shooter (that stand out from the old standbys) I'd rather play Heretic, Shadow Warrior or Doom.
c89022 No.14943087
>>14943074
>shadow warrior
Shit taste confirmed.
d6158f No.14943091
>>14937889
Are they right after bethesda?
cd12d3 No.14943099
41e212 No.14943357
dfaf44 No.14943382
Only if Metal Wolf Chaos indeed come out for PC.
527f62 No.14943411
>>14938610
Devolver is not Croteam you shit huffing troglodyte.
d5f521 No.14943531
>>14943412
>JP only game for an American console.
Its a scalper's wet dream coming to an end.
88466b No.14943597
>>14943557
>owning an xbox
ea4051 No.14943598
Better question is will we get another 12 hour long PrePre Show from twitch?
799e79 No.14943621
>>14943557
Emulation will never supplant the original.
dfaf44 No.14943645
>>14943557
Yeah that fuck nigga I'm not buying an Xbox.
6da359 No.14943660
>>14938645
>devolver made serious sam
d5f521 No.14943662
>>14943557
Yes, everyone knows its mostly in English. You had to import it back then.
>Modded Xbox
Now you're spending money on an Xbox and its peripherals.
>to rent a license to play an original xbox game
You don't own the copyright and the game has always had a license. If you don't want to deal with Steam or whatever shitty distribution service, pirate it (you've already done the legal equivalent from what I can tell), or hope it comes out on gog.
0cc7b6 No.14943664
>>14943074
>>14943370
What the fuck? I never brought up Sam at any point, it was him that talked about SS.
Look at his first post in relation to his second, I was commenting on his godawful shitposting.
5220e1 No.14943691
>>14943370
>>14943412
>>14943557
kill yourself my man
5220e1 No.14943732
>>14943664
something you should know about /v/ is that no matter how retarded or dumb a person's post is, calling them out for it will get at least one post saying "being THIS mad"
enjoy the summer
look at their other posts, they're the same kind of retarded shitposters he is, I wouldn't be surprised if it him posting via VPN because they both have the exact same style
37b7dc No.14944042
All western developers are leftist shit. Anything made by them will be shit.
0cc7b6 No.14944065
>>14944042
Devolver isn't a dev you idiot.
471c8a No.14944122
Not sure what to expect. I hope they don't repeat what they did with the last one. I liked it but doing the same thing again will be disappointing.
acb27d No.14956101
https://twitter.com/devolverdigital
THey just retweeted their initial Metal Wolf CHaos offer
3f4201 No.14956162
8efdcf No.14957382
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3f4201 No.14957428
>>14957382
the rick and morty of game publishers
d54f55 No.14957450
Were the hell is serious sam?
e8f845 No.14957466
b7b796 No.14957475
eb7b0e No.14957497
Looks like Xbone didn't get cucked completely like I expected.
acb27d No.14957529
a7fb30 No.14957559
>>14938172
>shitpost
It's not shitposting, it's cringy Reddit humor.
cda19d No.14957565
My Friend Pedro is probably my favorite flash game ever so I've got some goof feels right now lads
4ec225 No.14957577
>>14957559
How joyless and deadened are you. Being jaded doesn't make you cool.
d54f55 No.14957581
BUT WHERE IS SERIOUS SAM 4
eb7b0e No.14957583
>>14957559
But it was the truth.
2c4ec4 No.14957584
>once again 30 minutes of open mockery of developers and consumers alike
can't complain
946406 No.14957590
>>14957559
.being a sourpuss
Crytpomining kike detected.
5f86b9 No.14957604
>>14957584
Open mockery of everyone involved in the industry and the internet at large with a side of vidya announcements.
1a9c97 No.14957614
WHERE THE FUCK IS SERIOUS SAM 4?!
Legit I am kinda hyped about Metal Wolf Chaos
4ec225 No.14957617
>>14957428
XDXDXd xDXDXD PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
You summerfaggots can't go 3 seconds without talking about rick and morty.
ea4051 No.14957638
>people already bitching about Devolver naming MWC's domain mechamericagreatagain.com
they won alright
b31016 No.14957658
I was looking forward to seeing them demo some games after the meme conference like last year but I guess we won't get that this time. I'm looking forward to a pc port of Metal Wolf Chaos and I'm disappointed we didn't get any Serious Sam 4
39a8c6 No.14957696
>>14957559
This, anyone who enjoys this tripe is Samantha Bee's target audience.
d48b3b No.14957699
>>14957658
11/10 conference that took the absolute piss out of the industry.
Only bad thing was no RUINER 2 announcement.
eb7b0e No.14957729
>>14957680
I don't know why Japan likes those letters.
>>14957696
literally who
76296e No.14957888
>>14957729
I kept pointing out the XD years ago since I always thought it looked retarded, it's a half-assed sequel too.
eb7b0e No.14957959
>>14957888
I heard some people insist it was a superior sequel but I didn't personally care for it and I'm not going to argue with those trips.
I think the XD is supposed to be "Extra Deluxe" or something silly like that, from the Japanese viewpoint.
921fc5 No.14957980
>>14957680
>>14957729
Probably something like DX means DeluXe to the Nips.
Maybe eXtenDed version or something?
ea4051 No.14957987
>>14957901
>shirt is green and purple
OH FUCK
d48b3b No.14958003
>>14957901
Feels like a Hoss Delgado cosplay, which is extra funny.
a7fb30 No.14958110
>>14957729
>>14957980
I think it's because it sounds funny to them. That's why they use random english words for their games.
31b143 No.14958115
What a great wave of salt
d1aaa3 No.14958117
>They actually have Mech America Great Again as a tagline for Metal Wolf Chaos remaster
>mechamericagreatagain.com redirects to their site
3f4201 No.14958131
>>14958115
>when the left eats its own
31b143 No.14958147
>>14958131
Requesting that image of pepetrump smiling at the border faggots
14c0b7 No.14958163
>>14958115
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A NAZI WHITE SUPREMICIST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
d055b6 No.14958164
their presentation was irredeemable Reddit Garbage
>look at how quirky we are XDDD
>we bash on the audience with topical buillshit, that means we're self aware and know what the consumer wants
>people who care about pronunciation are Weenies!
>let's desecrate a Dreamcast just to make a topical joke about shitty emulation boxes
>EPIC SPIC BANANA SHOOTER GAME XD
>EPIC ROBOCOP PARODY
Every second was condescending garbage and I don't know how people can defend this shit that tries to be self aware and ironic.
3f4201 No.14958186
>>14958159
>the left attacks a left wing publishers that helps produce their propaganda
won't surprise me when they cuck.
12dbdd No.14958202
>>14958159
"no. just no."
faggot detected
eb7b0e No.14958205
>>14958164
Because the satire is still true.
e4c839 No.14958211
>>14957901
Someone post the pic of vivian with the eyepatch, i know there's one
3f4201 No.14958214
>>14958205
rick and morty of publishers
2c4ec4 No.14958217
>>14958164
do you feel attacked?
eb7b0e No.14958225
>>14958214
I'm sorry that your Bitcoin mining is a failure.
946406 No.14958226
>>14958164
>being in the same pool of butthurt furfags that are having mental boo boos with devolver marketing.
d055b6 No.14958227
>>14958205
just because it was satire still doesn't forgive it, it was horrible reddit tier satire.
31b143 No.14958232
<<14958164
>hating a robocop homage
eat cock faggot
921fc5 No.14958234
>>14958164
They only ever come to mock E3 and the people that go to them out of spite for being denied entry for so long, relegated to the carpark across the room.
>>14958214
>look mum i posted it again in the same thread!
946406 No.14958242
>>14958227
> my brand of satire has never been tried.
Get butthurt homofag.
e4c839 No.14958247
>>14958227
You expect them to go full btard or what?
3f4201 No.14958258
>>14958234
>They only ever come to mock E3 and the people that go to them out of spite for being denied entry for so long, relegated to the carpark across the room.
they need to go back to that car park.
>we're so anti-establishment and trendy! Look at us!
>we're using the same medium as the establishment but we're """"""""self-aware!"""""""
>buy our fag propaganda
>look mum i posted it again in the same thread!
>look "mum" I can click an ID
kys britcuck
ea4051 No.14958261
>>14958247
Its only funny if they drop "nigger" several times and have schlomo.jpg involved
23235e No.14958265
I want to fuck Nina Struthers while we both are bathed in a shower of warm fake blood
a7fb30 No.14958269
799e79 No.14958272
>>14958164
>>let's desecrate a Dreamcast just to make a topical joke about shitty emulation boxes
>Oy vey they painted a dreamcast
You're just mad because they roasted an obvious jew.
3f4201 No.14958283
>>14958272
>defending the desecration of an item in limited quantity
corporate cocksucker go kill yourself.
921fc5 No.14958294
>>14958258
Devolver don't have much say over what games come out. They just churn out whoever wants to be published, unlike other publishers who want control.
You're saying they're "fag propaganda" because of one game while they published a game banned for """rape scenes""".
>kys britcuck
<only 1 country didn't devolve it's language out of pettiness and laze
>>14958283
There's every chance it's just a shitty 3D printed model. If you truly cared, ask their Twitter account, they seem to respond to inane questions more than actual ones.
946406 No.14958298
>>14958283
>being a buygagger.
You do know some of them tried killing their own to get their shit.
d055b6 No.14958302
>>14958272
what Jew? the actor? I don't give a shit about him, that dreamcast could have had a nice home where it could be used to play Jet Set Radio or Sonic Adventure, instead it was used for a cheap marketing campaign.
kill yourself, nigger.
946406 No.14958312
>>14958302
what if its just a case of it and not the actual thing?
eb7b0e No.14958314
>>14958302
>that dreamcast could have had a nice home where it could be used to play Jet Set Radio or Sonic Adventure
It's a hunk of plastic and circuits, not a puppy.
ae262d No.14958316
>>14958164
>shits all over the corporate jewry
You probably unironically enjoyed Microshit's conference.
753354 No.14958321
>>14958164
Relax you woman, the Dreamcast was probably broken anyway. Gotta love the chink quality engineering.
ea4051 No.14958323
>>14958302
Are you like legitimently >>14958302
>that dreamcast could have had a nice home where it could be used to play Jet Set Radio or Sonic Adventure, instead it was used for a cheap marketing campaign.
Are you legit autistic. Im actually asking.
e2dbbc No.14958326
>>14958283
>>defending the desecration of an item in limited quantity
>corporate cocksucker go kill yourself.
I think getting assblasted over the destruction of some hunk of consumer trash makes you more of a corporate cocksucker friend.
76296e No.14958339
>>14957959
It's more of an 'expansion' than anything since they just lifted the model and environment assets from the first game and called it a fucking sequel.
ad5014 No.14958341
>>14958258
What'sa matter anon? Are you a nigger? Did they point out how presentation of you is "progress"? Or is it your failed cryptocurrency? Or maybe you actually like your lootboxes. Where did devolver touch you? Was it in the sweetness?
>>14958283
>Such a pathetic fag he gets butthurt over using an outdated relic of a bygone age.
Sure would suck if you couldn't move those two pixels on a screen, wouldn't it buycuck?
ef0d5d No.14958343
>>14958323
>lol you're just autistic!
If you're going to shit on him have an argument faggot.
2ceab0 No.14958346
>>14958326
All items are in 'limited quantity'
799e79 No.14958350
>>14958302
>Oy vey dat por dreamcast it's not in pristine condition
Nigger, you're acting like they actually destroyed the fucking thing on the stage. It's just a god damned paint job It is entirely possible to paint the fucking thing without damaging the console. Go fuck yourself you god damned scalper kike.
976d3c No.14958367
>>14958159
>all of those are furfags or literal faggots
e2dbbc No.14958368
>>14958346
That too.
Scarcity doesn't offer intrinsic value.
591dfa No.14958370
>>14937889
They already did if you haven't seen Twitter response to them.
3f4201 No.14958372
>>14958294
>Devolver don't have much say over what games come out.
They're a fucking publisher you dunce. That's what they exist for. How fucking stupid are you? Were you malnourished by some Somali nurse after birth?
<only 1 country didn't devolve it's language out of pettiness and laze
British English is easily the least graceful and most bastardized form of the language.
>>14958298
>>14958326
>>14958341
>I-I'm not a corporate cocksucker…heh, time to buy this port guys!! Get hype for MWC XD!
keep defending it cuckolds
d055b6 No.14958376
>>14958323
Are you from Reddit? because and your Devolver Defense Force sounds like Redditors
>>14958350
>wanting to play video games is scalping
946406 No.14958379
>>14958372
>being this much of a scalpie vidya aspie.
6f8657 No.14958380
>>14958316
You do realize that Devolver Digital is still a company and that pre-recorded video was marketing material made to get you to like their products, right?
2c4ec4 No.14958381
>>14958312
Probably an already broken unit, why would they buy a functional one for a low budget rip video
31b143 No.14958391
>>14958376
Then emulate you fucktard.
958193 No.14958395
>>14958376
>wanting to play video games is scalping
Just emulate it you faggot
ae262d No.14958397
>>14958380
I don't give a fuck about their products. I've never given them a cent. I do however find it hilarious when they shit on the status quo.
799e79 No.14958402
>>14958376
>wanting to play video games is scalping
>Implying
Nigger all you care about is the condition of the hard shell plastic.
3f4201 No.14958408
>>14958379
>being this much of a corporate cocksucker
>i-it's OK to destroy things that are in limited quantity guise…if you don't do it you're just a buyfag scalper scum…don't forget to support devolver, #based saviors of the industry!
ad5014 No.14958411
>>14958372
>Calling the people not buying shit cucks
You buycucks got some serious doublethink going on. No one cares about your shitty dreamcast. There's a reason why it died to other consoles.
>>14958384
I hope theres character customization and mecha customization like armored core.
921fc5 No.14958414
>>14958372
>That's what they exist for.
Go on and show the class a single case of Devolver forcing a developer to change anything in their games.
You can show me a press release, a screenshot/beta build, a god damn Twitter thread.
Go on Mr Smartypants, state your case.
>British English is easily the least graceful and most bastardized form of the language.
<getting this mad that languages change and thinking his is the right one because only his country uses it
lmao@u
e2dbbc No.14958418
>>14958372
I didn't even watch the conference. I'm just here to harass autists like you.
591dfa No.14958420
POST GREAT MECHS TO PISS OFF DEGENERATES
d055b6 No.14958422
>>14958402
that hardshell plastic has hardware in it, hardware that cannot be perfectly replicated on a computer screen and even then not all games will be guranteed to work as intended on an emulator.
I'd like to see you say the same with N64 emulation
ef0d5d No.14958423
>>14958402
Is your only argument that he's a scalper is because he wants to own the original hardware? The fuck kind of jump in logic is this?
946406 No.14958425
>>14958408
>falling for the buycuck shit.
This is why you failed at bitcoin you mongre.
eb7b0e No.14958429
>>14958423
He's crying someone painted a Dreamcast orange.
ef0d5d No.14958443
>>14958429
Did we ever get confirmation is was a fake? If it was an actual Dreamcast then that's pretty gay.
eb7b0e No.14958451
>>14958443
We have no confirmation of anything, just that it looked like a repainted Dreamcast, which is nothing to get up in autistic arms about.
921fc5 No.14958452
>>14958443
Woah now, don't go trying to think this one out, we've drawn the line and picked sides already.
6f8657 No.14958453
>>14958159
Why are they so mad? It's not like Trump is making America great again, it's all about Israel now.
799e79 No.14958455
>>14958423
>Is your only argument that he's a scalper is because he wants to own the original hardware?
No, he's a scalper because he sees the console is painted a different color and started screeching about it, as if a stupid paint job somehow affects the playability of the dreamcast.
3f4201 No.14958458
>>14958414
>Go on and show the class a single case of Devolver forcing a developer to change anything in their games.
>shifting the goalposts this desperately
>>14958294
>Devolver don't have much say over what games come out.
>implying they aren't a publisher and literally do this as their function in the industry
Keep being retarded, It's very entertaining
>>14958425
>mongre.
Are all you devolver shills retarded or something?
01556c No.14958465
>>14958339
Then Pokémon Sun and Moon went and upped THAT with a whole new level of lazyness.
3fbac5 No.14958467
WHERE IS THE BUY BUTTON, DONALD?!
0cc7b6 No.14958468
>Devolver show actually fun looking games
>get shit on regardless by fags
lel
b83e29 No.14958469
Nobody knows, we didn't even get a closeup so for all we know it was just a prop.
3f4201 No.14958472
>>14958468
this is a shill
eb7b0e No.14958475
ef0d5d No.14958476
>>14958451
Can't we delay this shitflinging till we get a concrete answer?
>>14958455
Oh it wasn't destroyed? Nevermind then.
3f4201 No.14958485
>>14958475
Don't worry, I won't report your homophobia to leftydigital, they wouldn't approve of it. $00.10 has been deposited in your bank.
5f86b9 No.14958486
>>14958443
I'm pretty sure you can paint the shell of a dreamcast and insert a blank cd without rendering the thing unusable, and this is assuming they even used a real dreamcast instead of just putting a replica of the dreamcast exterior around a CD tray.
ad5014 No.14958487
>>14958468
they made fun of jews, cryptoniggers, and collectorfags, as well as normalfags that buy everything. Even half of /v/ is salty, the shitty half that won't go back
>>14958473
Someones fixing for a headpat.
7686cd No.14958488
>>14958443
What's gay about painting your console? I've always wanted to. We never get the cool colors for things Japan seems to get.
fcf728 No.14958489
Did they actually show anything other than a Flash game remake and an Xbox port? Damn, this presentation really is a shitpost
The early access survival game was a joke wasn't it
6f8657 No.14958494
>>14958468
I must have tuned in a bit late, but all I saw was a battle royale with zombies, a bad hipster game with guns and a game form 2004 I have already played. Where is Serious Sam 4?
01556c No.14958499
NO, OUR QUEEN IS A DYKE, FIRST THE MEGA MILK BOTW GIRL, AND NOW THIS, FUUUUUUCKKK
38197f No.14958500
>>14958487
someone's fixing for some gas.
921fc5 No.14958502
>>14958458
>i cant prove my claim but i've got a folder full of images from imgur
>>14958489
What's the matter, anon? Did you think Croteam were actually making Serious Sam? Of course they're making open-world survival games.
ef0d5d No.14958504
>>14958488
Thought they busted it with the amount of shit flinging going on.
e2dbbc No.14958506
>>14958443
Who cares?
It's not like a paint job does anything to the hardware and even if they destroyed it entirely it's theirs to do whatever with. If you're getting bent out of shape because somebody broke their own videogame console then you need to reevaluate your priorities.
1742a0 No.14958507
so far I have more that I'm interested in than last year. Now that I've cooled off a bit I don't hate DMC5(just the art direction), and Metal Wolf Chaos is a day 1. Sekiro looks like something to cautiously keep an eye on. So far it hasn't been a bad pull.
d055b6 No.14958511
>>14958488
the difference is you'd be playing video games on it instead of just using it only once for a shitty marketing scheme that tries too hard to be counter culture and edgy
7243cc No.14958513
>>14958499
Is the botw megamilk girl gay too?!
ef0d5d No.14958516
>>14958506
Read my posts before jumping to conclusions.
eb7b0e No.14958518
>>14958511
>tries too hard to be counter culture and edgy
Just like /v/
d055b6 No.14958519
>>14958518
you mean redditors who try to be /v/.
946406 No.14958521
>>14958511
if they destroy an old console dev kit next year then it will destroy emulator fags and buygaggers.
921fc5 No.14958523
>>14958499
Audrey Drake is married to a guy.
0cc7b6 No.14958526
>>14958494
SS4 is being shown tomorrow at the PC show.
777e06 No.14958527
>>14958519
How do you differentiate the two in CURRENT YEAR +3?
eb7b0e No.14958528
>>14958519
I don't know the difference anymore honestly.
3f4201 No.14958533
>>14958502
I never made the claim you dumb nigger, they're a publisher. They exist to publish games. People approach them with games, they get funding, they get help distributing. That's how it works, you dumb fuck.
0cc7b6 No.14958534
>>14958499
>she's a lesbo
hot
ed03b9 No.14958543
>>14958499
She won't be when I'm through with her.
b83e29 No.14958557
>>14958499
Why would you even care? All that matters is wether you liked the presentation or not.
921fc5 No.14958562
>>14958533
>they push gay propaganda except when they don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>/r/nupol
01556c No.14958570
>>14958523
I meant the fact that they're both taken.
2c4ec4 No.14958571
>>14958486
a dreamcast shell only costs 15 dollars on average. a functional dreamcast is 100-500 dollars depending. It was people hoarding old hardware that helped give rise to the creation of micro-consoles anyway so it's not like collecting the old hardware helped preserve the games and instead just gave a new means for the companies to jew you outta a couple bucks for nostalgia
3f4201 No.14958573
6f8657 No.14958576
>>14958489
https://store.steampowered.com/app/513710/SCUM/
Pretty good satire, they even made a page about it. Hey, it's all good Devolver made a joke before releasing another shit game to chase market trends.
e2dbbc No.14958577
>>14958516
What conclusion was I jumping to that I shouldn't have? That you're overly concerned about the well being of somebody else's property? Because that was evidenced in your concern over it being the genuine article and condemning the action by calling it gay.
Why does it have any value to you? It shouldn't.
Stop getting upset about what other people do with their stuff.
76296e No.14958602
>>14958571
>a dreamcast shell only costs 15 dollars on average
What? Dreamcasts cost like fucking 50 dollars at best, fuck off you scalping retard.
d1aaa3 No.14958614
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14958576
The game is actually so autistic that I can't help but admire it. Just look at how much depth the fucking water system has.
3f4201 No.14958616
>>14958602
the fuck is with all these scalpers?
>dreamcasts are worthless!
>j-just buy another one goy! I've got plenty on ebay! Don't be so mad at devolver!
a4594f No.14958621
>>14957699
Can't say I care for that game, I was interested in it at first then the further I went in the game just got progressively a lot less fun, especially the boss fights fucking Christ they really enjoy reusing bosses and making shitty boring bosses too.
eb7b0e No.14958622
>>14958616
>>dreamcasts are worthless!
they are
3f4201 No.14958628
>>14958622
don't care scalper. keep shilling devolver shit.
f7744d No.14958629
>>14958164
>he pronounces it "jif"
921fc5 No.14958630
>>14958573
http://archive.is/ADGCD
Did your mother drop you on your head or something?
They publish whatever will make them money, be it stupid games about dicks or blood-fueled rampagers.
I can't believe how upset you are over a fucking flash game that you think it's the "homosexual conspiracy" instead of the gross out humour it's meant to be.
Go complain about something actually pushing fags to the front instead of a game people play for 3 minutes and forget about, unlike you, who hates it yet continually brings it up.
2c4ec4 No.14958633
>>14958602
a dreamcast SHELL you fucking illiterate. As in just the plastic parts on the outside.
de3b0b No.14958634
>>14958557
Idiot. Men liked the presentation because we wanted to dick the presenter.
3f4201 No.14958639
>>14958630
>I-It's just gross out humor, nothing disgusting promoting anal sex between men
kys sodomite, or post your address so I can do it myself.
eb7b0e No.14958650
>>14958639
Keep fighting the good fight edgelord, you'll save the board from homosexual conspirator Devolver shills someday
d1aaa3 No.14958653
>>14958639
>He's so fucking stupid that he imitates anything he sees in a video game.
The rest of us aren't stupid enough to be influenced by a game about dicks.
76296e No.14958661
>>14958633
You just said Dreamcasts cost a hundred fucking dollars, post proof so I can relish my anger or I'll keep pissing on your retardation.
3f4201 No.14958665
>>14958653
>>14958650
>thinking it's about influence, rather than acceptance
you leftoid fucks aren't human.
d1aaa3 No.14958673
>>14958665
Accepting what? The existence of a dumb meme game?
>He's still stupid enough to be influenced by games.
eb7b0e No.14958674
>>14958665
very enlightened anon nobly trying to save us from the Jew penis propaganda, i admire your courage and conviction
2c4ec4 No.14958684
>>14958661
my estimates were off, factory sealed dreamcasts seem to hit the 300+ mark though
f190d1 No.14958687
To be fair you need a high IQ to understand Devolver Digital conferences.
To be honest it was a shit conference no Serous Sam 4 just dumb satire bullshit
76296e No.14958689
>>14958684
My estimates tell me you're fucking retarded and you should kill yourself you collecting bastard.
3f4201 No.14958699
>>14958673
>>14958674
>doesn't even deny being a bugman
subversive commie kikes, kill yourselves.
d1aaa3 No.14958701
>>14958687
I'm just as mad about that.
2c4ec4 No.14958712
>>14958689
I don't collect shit, if i did I probably woulda had the prices more accurate, I know the price of a dreamcast shell because i just googled it 4 minutes ago when trying to figure out if it's something devolver could easily purchase and use for a prop. Suck my ass.
f190d1 No.14958725
Of all the things to defend you guys defend the dumb satire conference made by people who are pissed E3 didn't let their indie ass in for years and when they did fucked them over.
Metal Wolf Chaos to cool I guess
0cc7b6 No.14958733
I never thought I'd see a simple few minute conference get this controversial.
3fbac5 No.14958734
>>14958725
Go pronounce jif somewhere else.
7243cc No.14958736
>>14958630
I'm afraid to know how many people have that webm
799e79 No.14958743
>>14958507
>Sekiro looks like something to cautiously keep an eye on. So far it hasn't been a bad pull.
Bobby Kotick's Activision is a fucking baffling one to figure out. They treat their own devs like absolute shit, and will not give a FUCK about what they put out, but then turn around and try to give shit like Tenchu Dual Audio and Uncensored gore that was cut from the game(though for some reason the game had minor edits to it elsewhere, and the pal version is just fucked because the brits made ninjas illegal.). Or platinum games shit.
>>14958571
Game hoarding(sans prototypes, which anyone who hoards them and fucking brags about it like that fucking faggot jew DreamTR should be gassed and executed) doesn't really matter too much now that shit like cycle accurate emulators exist, and most libraries of games has been autisticly dumped and preserved through things like the Hidden Palace and the No-Intro project.
f190d1 No.14958746
>>14958733
yeah a few tweets and a couple of chucklefucks on an obscure chan so controversial
a4594f No.14958762
Was there anything interesting besides cuphead at this e3, like actual question I don't want to look up anything because i'm lazy and just want a short summary of games that might not suck ass.
799e79 No.14958798
>>14958687
>just dumb satire bullshit
At least they have energy. Bethesda was so fucking low energy the trained seals they hired to be a part of the crowd didn't even fucking clap, they had to resort to canned cheering for most of the conference.
>>14958762
Metal Wolf Chaos and Tales of Vesperia. In other words, ports.
2c4ec4 No.14958812
>>14958762
highlights
>new fromsoft game, ninja bloodborne published by activision, looks questionable
>devil may cry 5 happened, looks bad, the monkeys paw now a clenched fist
>metal wolf chaos gets a port from devolver
>tales of vesparia getting a definitive edition, granted i haven't played any of these games myself but people were making a lot of noise about it, might have to give them a try now
>fallout 76 is some kind of online game but the details are unclear
>skyrim 2 real
anything else you probably heard about already
f190d1 No.14958821
>>14958798
At least Todd managed to actually be funny without doing overtly satirical bullshit
2c4ec4 No.14958825
>>14958815
>fallout 76 cartoon bit does a line about nuking a camp of degenerates
the game is up for question but todd himself was fun
eb7b0e No.14958838
>>14958821
That's because he stole the jokes from /v/
799e79 No.14958841
>>14958812
Vesperia is suppose to be one of the best, alongside Graces f and Symphonia. I wouldn't know, because there was no fucking way in hell i was going to buy a 360 for exactly ONE game.
>>14958821
>At least Todd managed to actually be funny without doing overtly satirical bullshit
I wouldn't know, i was virtually in a coma by the time this fucking midget came on stage, and his droning about always online fallout and LIMITED EDITION MAPS GOYS BUY NOW was just a nail pounding into my FUCKING brain.
de1e0e No.14958848
>>14958838
All jokes are technically stolen anon. but you are correct, he lurks these boards too much. I bet he is watching now.
2c4ec4 No.14958853
>>14958841
I got a 360 for free recently which I just use for ninja gaiden 2, should i grab a copy of this tales game or just wait for this new edition? I don't even know if i'd like it but i'm curious now
2c4ec4 No.14958855
799e79 No.14958865
>>14958853
The 360 version of the game is essentially a beta they pushed out the door because MS demanded them to. Definitive release is said to be the PS3 version, which is the complete game with dual audio.
a04488 No.14958866
>>14958499
then how she have son!
799e79 No.14958868
>>14958865
>with dual audio.
*and it has dual audio.
3c7c97 No.14958870
>>14958798
>at least they have energy
Uh, anon… Devolver's presentation was entirely prerecorded stuff. I don't think they even had a crowd in front when making it.
f190d1 No.14958872
>>14958838
and Devolver stole their jokes from reddit and /v/
d1aaa3 No.14958875
>>14958866
She hired a stud to inject her with his fat load.
103122 No.14958880
>>14958821
>At least Todd managed to actually be funny without doing overtly satirical bullshit
Did you miss the Skyrim on Amazon Alexa shit where he wasted time on a skit that just regurgitated everything he's made fun of for in an attempt to be self aware, but then proceeded to do it all anyways, proving that he has no plans on taking the criticisms to heart? Go to bed, Todd. It's late and a growing boy needs his sleep.
>>14958866
She lurks around playgrounds with candy and a gigantic butterfly net.
f253a8 No.14958903
>>14958234
>relegated to the carpark across the room
Oh, that explains this photo they uploaded on twitter with the caption "not much to look at quite yet" at the beginning of E3
12dbdd No.14958953
>14957901
Here's not 8v/Plissken/Venom from it.
12dbdd No.14958961
>>14957901
>>14957901
I even made something for autismo maximus here in the thread
I'm not good enough with Vegas to put Ren's face over it and my workflow is shit
Vegas > Handbrake > Webm for retards
yes I'm still using Wandwews7 fuck you I refuse to change
bcd607 No.14958965
>conference supposed to start at 8:00pm PT
>open stream at 8:03pm PT
>"and now for our last game of the night!"
The fuck? Every other conference has been at the proper time.
bcd607 No.14958979
>>14958186
>genital jousting is leftist propaganda
Uhhhh?
2ee3b4 No.14958986
>>14958979
Don't respond to the 56% anon, it's not a productive use of your time
799e79 No.14959009
>>14958979
In all seriousness one of the founders of Devolver is suspect.
https://archive.is/kEI7o
>“The biggest problem is they’re now expected to have direct conversations with their audience on a regular basis throughout,” said Wilson, who co-founded Devolver Digital and Good Shepard, as reported by GamesIndustry.biz. “That’s something that no other artist in the history of making art has had to figure out.
>“These are already people trying to do something very hard: make a game that stands out from the thousand games coming out each month with just two or three people, and knowing that the audience will never understand it’s just two or three people. They’ll just assume it’s some big studio and should be as good as [bigger] games.
>“The gaming community is… great at being complete fucking assholes online, and I don’t understand why that is. When you’re having a hard day and there’s a thousand people on Twitter at any time willing to agree that you’re a piece of shit, that you should stop working because you’re never going to make anything good, it’s pretty hardcore for a sensitive person.”
>“I think that’s why the indies are having such a hard time,” he added. “It’s just this mass of noise from a mix of fans and monsters online. And it doesn’t matter if you read a thousand great comments, it’s that one or two that say you’re an absolute worthless piece of shit that sticks in your heart when you least need it.”
66104b No.14959014
>>14958979
Devolver pushes a lot of dumb shit on their social media. Especially Rami and Jim Sterling.
3f4201 No.14959026
>>14959014
Oh they're good friends with Jimbo.
12dbdd No.14959048
>>14958961
Wasn't satisfied, fixed it
753354 No.14959049
>>14959026
Spoiler that shit. I do not want to see Lard Sterling's aborted babies, thank you.
cbffd4 No.14959051
>>14937889
>Metal Wolf Chaos
Fuck yeah
Devolver are okay this time.
eb7b0e No.14959066
>>14959026
Everyone is good friends with Jimbo. It's sickening.
f3dd99 No.14959070
I thought they were going to show some Serious Sam, but I'm content with Bananas.
SCUM seems like that Battle Royale game.
fcf728 No.14959075
>>14959026
Did he catch Down Syndrome from one of his journo buddies?
926c42 No.14959077
>>14959026
Does he have no shame?
eb7b0e No.14959086
>>14959077
Have you seen his wife?
12dbdd No.14959092
>>14959077
He's working with Valkenburg on Chuck Tingle's Night Trap, so no
50ead3 No.14959124
>>14958163
Technically they're not wrong. I mean sure, it is retarded to immediately think that anyone who opposes you is equivalent to the very same evil monstrous evil murderers you learned about in school, but we are white supremacist Nazis. It's funny in a way really.
753354 No.14959141
>>14959077
I'd have swallowed my pride long ago if I was as fat as him. The only way he can cope is to eliminate any sense of self-consciousness.
926c42 No.14959173
>>14959086
Yes, but every man has to have some form of dignity.
926c42 No.14959175
>>14959141
I wouldn't, I would focus on becoming a non fatass as fast as possible.
7a73f4 No.14959196
>>14959124
>Thou call'dst me dog before thou hadst a cause;
>But, since I am a dog, beware my fangs.
Call someone a ebil nahtzee enough times and they'll eventually oblige you.
d9c768 No.14959206
>>14958821
tod was the only good thing in that shitshow.
>>14958499
>3DPD
every time.
799e79 No.14959254
>>14959124
Even now, I still wouldn't even call all of /v/ white supremacists nazis. Ignoring shit like the retarded jew moderator Mark, the occasional Mexican that wanders in, or the Huenigger that posts in a very specific style, there's still a few anons that aren't at the level these faggots so desperately want them to be.
d05de1 No.14959279
>>14958499
It seems like so many moderately intelligent women turn out to be lesbians.
I wonder…
d9c768 No.14959284
>>14959254
>the occasional Mexican that wanders in
9d8115 No.14959288
>>14959254
even if a majority of /v/ don't see themselves as nationalsocialist, there's only so many times the yids can scream "you're a nazi fascist sexist bigot!" at you before - even if you don't agree with natsoc doctrine - you respond with "yeah, i am a nazi, what about it?".
>>14959284
well aztec kike was, well, a kike. he even admitted it, i'm sure some anon has the screencap.
efbdbc No.14959294
>>14959288
I'm actually right here, unless there are several aztec kikes. I'm Sephardi/Nahuatl.
0bf53c No.14959305
>>14959254
the white supremacist nazis are just the loudest, I mean we have leftypol on the site after all.
>>14959196
so we have the nazis to thank for turning the jews into Jews?
2ee3b4 No.14959320
>>14959288
>there's only so many times the yids can scream "you're a nazi fascist sexist bigot!"
I don't think even jews would welcome the modern american leftist
At absolute best they would just be pawns kept at a distance
eb7b0e No.14959327
>>14959320
Attack dogs are not treated the same as pet dogs.
926c42 No.14959335
>>14959305
>Implying anyone other than redditors go to /leftypol/
7a73f4 No.14959338
>>14959305
No, just pointing out how fucking stupid the blue hairs are for shitting on us. How many people started browsing /pol/ after gg happened? I think lefties in general have a masochistic streak, it would explain a lot of their behavior.
9d8115 No.14959339
>>14959320
the jews created the modern american leftist, as well as his counterpart the socalled "right" that pushes for more wars for israel and such.
they present two solutions, seemingly opposed, but which in reality are identical.
this is why modern "historians" push the "nazis were capitalists goy!" meme so hard. because the idea that there's a third alternative opposed to both of the jewish ideas (capitalism and communism) is anathema to their scheme of controlling both sides.
506518 No.14959345
>>14959335
>implying redditors don't like videogames
But I'm sure they only visit a single board.
7a73f4 No.14959371
>>14959335
I thought /leftypol/ was just a handful of /pol/acks trolling retards who actually believe anarcho-social-syndicalist-lysenkoism will result in them getting all the gibs/cummies/etc.
>>14959345
>implying they are wanted anywhere else
/leftypol/ is the only place on this board that doesn't scream "KYS FAGGOT!!" any time a redditor rears their misshapen head.
926c42 No.14959380
>>14959345
Nope, but it is the only board where Redditors are welcome.
>>14959371
Nah, the retards there unironically believe Communism will somehow improve everyone's lives.
799e79 No.14959384
>>14959305
>>14959345
>I mean we have leftypol on the site after all
/leftypol/ or /leftpol/ if there is even any difference is in ever worse shape than /pol/ is, and that is saying something after the number turkroach and pals did to it. The userbase is bots, a couple of niggers and trannies, and a handful of redditors that said niggers and trannies managed to shill on the site. They stick out like a sore thumb where ever they go on /v, their number is far smaller than the front page makes it out to be(for a more accurate number see /leftpol/ at the bottom) and in my opinion, would never genuinely pose a threat to anyone here.
>>14959371
>I thought /leftypol/ was just a handful of /pol/acks trolling retards who actually believe anarcho-social-syndicalist-lysenkoism will result in them getting all the gibs/cummies/etc.
If it's a troll, it's a damn good one, those anons are so dedicated in their cause one of them became a tranny and blew the /tv/ board owner.
753354 No.14959388
>>14959335
I dunno man, /leftypol/ is somethin' else. They spend more time e-whoring and talking about their hormone replacement than they do discussing politics of any variety. I'm not kidding either, someone once posted a cap of their dicsord server, it's pretty depressing shit. Financial problems and sexual depravity are the common threads among /leftypol/ posters. Beyond that, most of their traffic comes from people just trolling the fuck out of them.
>>14959371
>/leftypol/ is the only place on this board that doesn't scream "KYS FAGGOT!!" any time a redditor rears their misshapen head.
Man I fucking wish that was the case, but not everyone on the site is as anti-reddit as you'd like them to be. /tech/ is pretty bad, to say nothing of /tv/ which is effectively a joint /leftypol/ and cuckchan colony. And the less said about /b/ (literally facebook), the better.
0c1c65 No.14959398
>>14959339
>jews created the modern american leftist
In part, but it was quite literally communist agitators that cultivated this leftist shithole, though you are correct with the rights fervent embracing of semites.
b2a97e No.14959422
>they DESECRATED muh dreamcast!
>desecration implying a sacred object is profaned
Video game consoles are not sacred
5f86b9 No.14959440
>>14959422
We also don't know if it was even a real dreamcast or just a dreamcast shell that they threw a $20 CD drive into, let alone if the system was damaged by the paintjob they gave it.
21a23e No.14959448
>>14959422
If it weren't for the laws of this land, I'd slaughter you.
064494 No.14959471
>>14959384
I'm not arguing that leftypol isn't a shithole, i'm arguing that not everyone here is a nazi, using the existence of leftypol as minor evidence but maybe that's because I don't believe leftists are immediately detectable by their very words, that they're all like that idiotic middle image describes.
>>14959380
sounds like something they'd say about nazism. but what do I know, I'm not a nazi.
>>14959339
that seems unlikely. at the very least feudalism is another option. are you arguing that national socialists were socialists then? all this semantic bullshit kind of exhausts me. I thought nazbols were the 'third option' anyway.
7a73f4 No.14959476
>>14959380
>somehow improve everyone's lives
everyone = me, narcissism is a helluva drug.
>>14959388 (checked)
>allow in one
>now the place is infested
goddammit, redditors really are the niggers of the internet.
>>14959422
u wot?
508d7e No.14959512
>>14938172
Has this something to do with #freebleeding ?
c642a6 No.14959516
I missed it, what games were shown?
5b534b No.14959537
>>14959476
>cannot solve a simple first order logic problem
>thinks people are narcissistic as a result
I'm surprised you lived long enough to post that.
eb7b0e No.14959543
>>14959516
Some early-access battle royale game caleld SCUM, My Friend Pedro, and Metal Wolf Chaos XD.
10def2 No.14959549
>>14938106
I don't know how they would keep getting away with it.
c642a6 No.14959558
>>14959543
Just three games? Man. SS4?
eb7b0e No.14959563
>>14959558
Wasn't there. Maybe next convention.
35fcaf No.14959573
They did it again, best E3 presentation by a far margin.
Cryptocucks on suicide watch.
6e7c52 No.14959577
Who has a link to the vod?
d0749c No.14959584
>>14958499
>call her my wife
>says woman
That's not how marriage works, you reflection-lusting sycophant.
Figures someone part of a team that thought gore and lolsorandom "contemporary commentary" humor like their last presentation would belong to that side of the mental club. Any time you see a face on a screen you might as well suspect it's got red in its spine or soft spots along its skull.
9a2103 No.14959586
You cant save an industry by being sarcastic.
Lets see them create or support something that does anything new aside from being edgy all the time. Everybody has an angle and everyone wants your money.
eb7b0e No.14959595
>>14959586
>You cant save an industry by being sarcastic.
You can't save an industry at all. Not this one.
9a2103 No.14959618
>>14959595
>Blackpill
I'm just saying that if they want to call everyone else out, they better pull of some industry changing shit instead of just being smug fuckers.
I like the humor, but contrarianism for it's own sake when you arent stomping the shit out of your competition just feels wasted.
The smug wendy's was funny because mc donalds really is terrible.
Smug burgerking would just be embarassing.
35fcaf No.14959690
>>14959618
>you aren't allowed to criticize if you can't do better
What are you, a deviantarter? What retarded argument.
9a2103 No.14959718
>>14959690
>you aren't allowed
You can do whatever you want, but I'll still call you a faggot and not take you seriously.
1d9ec8 No.14959969
>>14959338
Their whole thing is the "fight". In other words, their platform depends on someone being the oppressor vs. the oppressed. They'll literally die, sacrifice their own, or stage falseflags to reinforce their narrative that they are the "oppressed" when they really are the oppressors.
The problem with the other side is that they waste too much of their time explaining how they're really not the oppressors instead of hitting back.
I'm with you though. The only way out of that stupid game is just saying fuck it and just exterminate the whole lot of them.
5fd5aa No.14959981
>>14959618
>he enjoys his burgers swimming in grease to the point that it soaks through the fucking paper.
Fucking christ, stop.
5fd5aa No.14959997
>>14958302
>implying it wasn't bricked
Dude, those things were notorious for hardware failure. Calm down.
eb7b0e No.14959998
>>14959981
I've been to Wendy's exactly once and the burger dripped grease like it was a sponge. All I could think about while I ate it was their commercials advertising themselves as healthier than McDonald's. It was the greasiest thing I ever ate.
eb7b0e No.14960001
>>14959998
And now fucking Wendy's has denied me quads. Damn that redhead.
5fd5aa No.14960070
>>14959998
Their fries are on point, but god their burgers make me feel like I need to starve myself the day after to balance the fat intake.
654d10 No.14960255
>>14958164
>Oy vey, that broken Dreamcast is a treasure to (((retro collectors)))
Found the scalper kike.
5fd5aa No.14960282
>>14960255
I get what he means, if they destroyed a fucking Dreamcast, that's bullshit. I care not for the shell, but the function. But if it was bricked, whatever.
10def2 No.14960646
>>14959471
> i'm arguing that not everyone here is a nazi
>implying
79d45c No.14960663
>>14960070
You're not gonna starve yourself from that soybean oil, that shit stays in your system for months. CFA at least has enough decency to use fucking peanut oil.
10def2 No.14961004
>>14958855
checked, my anonymous friend
ef0d5d No.14961883
>>14958577
>What conclusion was I jumping to that I shouldn't have?
I literally stated I thought it was destroyed. Not painted. Jesus fuck faggot end yourself.
4beef2 No.14961895
>>14959288
>well aztec kike was, well, a kike
now i need to see that screencap
ef0d5d No.14963731
No really though Devolver hasn't put out a memorable game since Hotline Miami and even then that game was full of shit like wavy cam with barely 10 hours of enjoyment before you move on to something else. People who gave them anything above a C on report cards are reddit incarnate.
d055b6 No.14963913
>>14963731
at least the Devolver Internet Defense Force is gone.
>People who gave them anything above a C on report cards are reddit incarnate.
But they referenced epic Trump and made fun of the system they're self aware and BASED XDDDDD
it doesn't matter if they agree with your world view, it's still stupid pandering and they should have learned from Square Enix's stream where they cut the bullshit and showed the games.
b83e29 No.14964364
>>14963731
>>14963913
The whole thing was just a joke, what is it with you faggots equating enjoyment of a presentation with sucking a company's cock and buying all their products?
Do you also throw a bitch fit when you see someone laughing at a tv ad?
ef0d5d No.14964748
>>14964364
>The whole thing was just a joke
Yea I was laughing at how shit their conference was.
>what is it with you faggots equating enjoyment of a presentation with sucking a company's cock and buying all their products?
>what is it with equating a conference where producers try to pitch/sell you things with sucking their cock and buying their products?
It's like you think E3 is some sort of play or something. Stay mad dipshit.
d055b6 No.14964841
>>14964364
>Do you also throw a bitch fit when you see someone laughing at a tv ad?
>implying I watch TV
e2dbbc No.14969675
>>14961883
You're not even arguing on the same wavelength. You wanted to know whether it was destroyed or not, I'm telling you it doesn't matter. Now you're trying to tell me that I failed to acknowledge that you thought it was destroyed when I don't care. You're still a manchild overly concerned whether or not somebody is breaking their own trivial hunk of trash.
799e79 No.14970766
>>14969675
>Doesn't matter if people actually destroy shit or not maaaaaaan
>Using manchild as an insult
>Hunk of trash
Oh good, first mad kikes now redditors.
e2dbbc No.14972172
>>14970766
>Dreamcast
>One of literal millions.
>Only used for playing games that died decades ago, only a small portion being any good.
>A hunk garbage only valuable to a few turboautists desperately trying to cling to their videogame addicted childhood.
>Comparable to a microsoft dev-kit
>Only one of maybe a handful in existence
>A piece of equipment that could possibly be ripped to make near perfect emulators or the like.
>A bundle of shit that could have put microshaft's xbox division into the ground before it could take off.
Are you trying to be taken seriously?
You may as well compare someone someone destroying their Volkswagen van with Princess Dianna's Mercedes with details on some royal family affair with the Rothschilds in the glovebox. One has a huge value to a lot of powerful people, and a lot of value to a large population of people, the other is garbage to virtually everyone outside of a few pathetic, highly obsessive people.
799e79 No.14972308
>>14972172
>Using meme spacing
>Still using the manchildren argument
>My opinions on the quality matter i am an individual
>It don't matter if they get destroyed maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, there's, like, millions of them out there.
Fuck off back to reddit.
e2dbbc No.14973530
>>14972308
>Memespacing
That's not fucking earlobe spacing you fucking mongoloid. You should figure out how to identify reddit habits before you start slinging it around you spooge gargling nigger. And if your argument for why you're not a pitiful social reject that's far too preoccupied over the health of some out-dated children's toy is that you don't like the formatting of the argument, then I'm sorry anon, you might be retarded. You've got soyboy levels of delusion and obsession over toys.
ef0d5d No.14975250
>>14969675
>You wanted to know whether it was destroyed or not, I'm telling you it doesn't matter.
It does matter. And you didn't mention it.
>Now you're trying to tell me that I failed to acknowledge that you thought it was destroyed when I don't care.
So you did fail to acknowledge it then? Again your argument is fucking retarded here.
>You're still a manchild overly concerned whether or not somebody is breaking their own trivial hunk of trash.
>old consoles
>trash
You can fuck right off faggot.
>>14972172
>One of literal millions.
Not an argument. Several years from now there will be much fewer.
>Only used for playing games that died decades ago, only a small portion being any good
>what is posterity
No really faggot. If somebody decided to break what will eventually be a piece of console history you deserve the chamber. You jumped the gun on calling somebody out and now you're failing to do any rational damage control and it shows. Keep posting so I can laugh at how embarrising you're acting right now.
e2dbbc No.14975739
>>14975250
>It does matter. And you didn't mention it.
It doesn't matter because it's irrelevant. It's valueless trash and there's many more to replace it. You could have destroyed one every single day since it was released and it would still take you another 20 thousand years before you destroyed them all. That's not an exaggeration that's a sales figure. They're not nearly as rare or valuable as you think they are. You're just being a faggot.
>Not an argument. Several years from now there will be much fewer.
So I guess you should save everything then since there will be much fewer of it several years from now. Outdated video cards? Save it. Heinz colored ketchup bottles? Save it. Old airport paperbacks? Save it. Just because they don't make them anymore doesn't mean they're worth saving.
>If somebody decided to break what will eventually be a piece of console history you deserve the chamber.
Christ you're melodramatic. The dreamcast is about as historic as the 2 dollar bill. You know how much the average 2 dollar bill is worth? 2 dollars. Same fucking concept. Just because they're limited and they don't make them any more doesn't make them valuable. Save a few sure, but you're probably on the spectrum if you have to throw a tantrum every time somebody trashes a copy of your favorite toy.
ef0d5d No.14975946
>>14975739
>It's valueless trash and there's many more to replace it
You know we're on /v/ right? Either way you act like replacement isn't what leads to a lack of consoles in the first place.
>You could have destroyed one every single day since it was released and it would still take you another 20 thousand years before you destroyed them all.
You do know companies destroy these things in mass right? And that the rate of these things being dumped are much higher than 1 a day? This isn't even an argument it's a fucking joke. Again, thanks for confirming how retarded you are.
>They're not nearly as rare or valuable as you think they are.
Never said it was. Still despite this there's no reason to destroy them for the sake of kike marketing.
>So I guess you should save everything then since there will be much fewer of it several years from now.
In this context? Yes. At the very least there's no reason to downright destroy them.
>The dreamcast is about as historic as the 2 dollar bill.
Worst comparison I've ever heard. I'm not arguing for worth I'm arguing for posterity. If you could stop spazzing out for a second you might have read my post where I specifically stated this. Again, continue to out yourself more and more as a waste of oxygen.
799e79 No.14976007
>>14975946
>You know we're on /v/ right? Either way you act like replacement isn't what leads to a lack of consoles in the first place.
He probably doesn't care, ever since E3, /v/ taken on an extra 700 or so retards from either cuckchan or, well, reddit.
799e79 No.14976067
>>14975946
>You do know companies destroy these things in mass right?
Also can confirm, i used to work at an electronics recycling plant and it was the worst fucking job i ever had in my life. Didn't matter if the shit worked or not, if it wasn't a computer that could be refurbished and shipped to third world countries for profit, it was getting destroyed. Almost got fired on the spot too, because i was leaving all the games out, i kept thinking there had to be SOME way to save them, but nope. They would fucking frisk you at the entrance just to make absolutely sure you didn't leave with the shit they were going to destroy anyways.
Fucking quit after the first day.
e2dbbc No.14976421
>>14975946
>You do know companies destroy these things in mass right?
Sure. Scale it up by 1000 per day. You still have 25 years to destroy them all. I can't think of too many people just deciding to trash their dreamcast at this point when they've already held onto it for nearly two decades. Does it happen? of course, but it's not happening that often.
>The rate of these things being dumped are much higher than 1 a day?
Judging by the price stagnating over the last 10 years I'd say the dreamcast isn't getting dumped at a too much higher rate. Maybe a few hundred a day to be generous. It's not like we've got SS hunting for hidden dreamcasts to shove into ovens like it's some kind of sega shoah. Scalpers don't even bother largely because it's not worth their time. And >>14976067 I would highly doubt you're finding too many dreamcasts in your junk heap. But off course you aspies think even one is too many.
>Never said it was. Still despite this there's no reason to destroy them for the sake of kike marketing.
<They're not worth anything
<But nobody is allowed destroy them because they're gaming HISTORY
>I'm not arguing for worth I'm arguing for posterity.
A legacy of failure and wasted time. What a creation worth saving for future generations to come. I'm sure they're going to love it.
You act like it's some holy relic from a bygone era. It's a toy. A mass-produced children's play thing made from cheap Chinese plastics and offers a fist full of worthwhile titles worth maybe a few dozen hours of overpriced entertainment. You want to save one for your kids? Go right ahead. Do whatever you want with it, It's yours. I'm sure someone will enjoy it for a few minutes of novelty some day. But for fucks sake its pathetic when you sperg about what other people do with theirs.
And it's extra pathetic to build your life around the total preservation of every last console like some kind of bleeding heart universal animal conservation activist. If the dreamcast were a critter it wouldn't even make it onto the endangered species list. If you're going to kvetch about saving the vidya, at least make it worth your time trying to save something that's actually in danger of extinction within the next century like a neo geo fucking amiga. The dreamcast isn't going to disappear over night. Or even in the next 20 years with as many sperglords as there are hording them. The world won't miss one less.
Whatever though. I just remembered I'm actually arguing with NEETs over how shitty their priorities are. So I guess if anyone is wasting their time here it's me.
Stay mad fags,
-Love anon.
ef0d5d No.14976664
>>14976421
>You still have 25 years to destroy them all
I'll still be alive in that amount of time and assuming I ever wanted one I would have to content with scalpers.
>I can't think of too many people just deciding to trash their dreamcast at this point when they've already held onto it for nearly two decades.
More often they collect dust until people decide to throw them out or pawn them off.
>Judging by the price stagnating over the last 10 years I'd say the dreamcast isn't getting dumped at a too much higher rate
Because they're still in decent supply. Price drops when that supply also drops. Your correlation makes no sense.
>Scalpers don't even bother largely because it's not worth their time
And in 25 years it will. Like I said destroying these things is what leads to them doing this shit in the first place.
>They're not worth anything
Again, read my posts. They are now in posterity and they will be later when supply runs low.
>A legacy of failure and wasted time.
And still worth knowing. Why the fuck does this shit need to be a success to be deemed worth saving?
> It's a toy. A mass-produced children's play thing made from cheap Chinese plastics and offers a fist full of worthwhile titles worth maybe a few dozen hours of overpriced entertainment.
Ow the edge.
>But for fucks sake its pathetic when you sperg about what other people do with theirs.
Depends on the person and what they do. There's 0 fucking reason to destroy one when you can give it away to somebody else. As time progresses and the supply runs lower there will definitely be a demand for them on a sentimental or historical level. And supporting their destruction just increases how quickly that occurs.
>And it's extra pathetic to build your life around the total preservation of every last console like some kind of bleeding heart universal animal conservation activist
Again, keep talking about shit you understand nothing about. And again, your analogies are garbage.
>The entire rest of this post
And you call me melodramatic. This is some /cow/ tier shit you pathetic spaz. If you want to fuck off and pretend you held higher moral ground that's fine with me. In the end you provided no facts or basis for anything you said and it will remain as valueless as it was since you first posted on this thread.
799e79 No.14978301
>/r/athiesm tries to slam me for having a shred of morality in not wanting to contribute to the scalper problem, then acts like he has the high ground because he likes to tell people on an obscure site how much he "doesn't care" and that we're all manchildren
Sad.
c866a0 No.14978422
>>14959422
>Video game consoles are not sacred
They are here