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File: 409a9f562319b0b⋯.png (253.71 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, aisha taylor.png)

5c0d91 No.14937261

Anyone else miss when she did the Ubisoft E3 show?

713e04 No.14937304

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14937261

Superior presenter coming through.


abaa7c No.14937314

is Tyler a mutt or a sand nigger?


5c0d91 No.14937333

>>14937314

Mutt I'm pretty sure.


a745c9 No.14937335

>>14937314

mutt, no question


fd69dc No.14937383

What the fuck did girlwood mean again?


5c0d91 No.14937391

>>14937383

Female-boner.


0d84e8 No.14937393

>>14937383

When a womans feminine penis becomes erect


52f268 No.14937399

>>14937304

In a way it does take a certain amount of courage to just go up there and completely embarrass yourself like that.


e39604 No.14937419

No, but i miss the times when E3 wasn't a garbage cringe fest.


5c0d91 No.14937423

>>14937419

The mid 90s?


68f4ab No.14937424

>>14937391

>>14937393

Shows how out of touch she is.

everyone knows it's "lady boner"


550e18 No.14937485

>>14937261

It was pretty entertaining the first time. The second time it was "how do you do, fellow gamers" -tier.


17f9df No.14937615

>>14937261

What was that guy who looked like he was constantly on drugs? He was better.


049a17 No.14937646

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b931c5 No.14937664

File: 372d43d7eadd574⋯.png (462.04 KB, 594x395, 594:395, ClipboardImage.png)

>Joel will never come back

>he will never make the soyboys shift around with discomfort

>he will never piss off the shills again by calling it how he sees it

>he will never try to save the Dorito Pope again

Joel is unironically the best vidya host ever.


713e04 No.14937765

>>14937399

True enough.


22c926 No.14937774

>>14937399

If that is courage, then I was the most courageous person in high school.


487a33 No.14937776

File: 8e421d45b528d2b⋯.jpg (90.91 KB, 803x790, 803:790, question!.jpg)

What exactly is girl wood?


d1ca4e No.14937808

>>14937776

When the vagina bones stick up.


d1ca4e No.14937816

File: 34b7a99d1e6104a⋯.png (410.89 KB, 622x521, 622:521, puffyvulva.png)


53d6bb No.14937857

>>14937776

Grill's clitoris can expand little bit from increased blood flow during arousal.

t. someone who has seen a grill naked


487768 No.14937858

>>14937776

Ladyboner.


487768 No.14937865

>>14937857

>t. someone who has seen a grill naked

Gay.


487a33 No.14937879

>>14937808

>>14937857

>>14937858

Jesus Christ how terrifying


39460f No.14937892

>>14937664

Thanks for reminding me, I went back and watched this again. God, the part with Tim Schafer was legendary.


c4c926 No.14937904

I loved it when she freaked out because McDonald's ran out of chicken nugs and she got arrested for trashing the place and shitting on the floor like an ape.


b931c5 No.14937939

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>>14937892

It's still probably my favorite gaming show that was done. Everything was just such a trainwreck and there was Joel in the middle of it all to call everything out and not give a shit.


aec4c1 No.14938196

>>14937304

POOP

ON

YOUR

TOOTHPASTE > girlwood


28d8fc No.14938199

no


6b5231 No.14938200

>>14937904

Niggers don't eat at McDonald's usually they go for the cheaper and shittier chains.


713e04 No.14938255

>>14938196

Sorry what?


ddc58e No.14938402

>>14937261

now heres a nigger id love to cum inside


6399f8 No.14938515

File: 6bbe8010c737bd6⋯.gif (2.13 MB, 310x250, 31:25, Nintendo Conference 08.gif)

I miss Nintendo's mom.


fd69dc No.14938528

>>14937857

They don't expand per say, I'd say "puff up", if your girl expanded, she has a little bit too much testosterone in her body bro.


e3de48 No.14938621

File: 80efa2791d7bae1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 673.65 KB, 2362x1844, 1181:922, 814985344.jpg)

>>14937383

>What the fuck did girlwood mean again?

What the fuck do you think it means?


6399f8 No.14938708

>>14938621

Reminder that clitoris is nothing more than an undeveloped penis.


e3de48 No.14938726

>>14938708

>Reminder that clitoris is nothing more than an undeveloped penis.

Yup, and the Labia are a split open ballsack.


18c788 No.14938766

File: 648295f198d9bb4⋯.png (506.22 KB, 986x690, 493:345, ClipboardImage.png)

>>14937383

It means she wants to return to the jungle. She almost has the vocabulary of Koko.


8b7fc6 No.14938870

File: 95e75c615d332a8⋯.png (700.41 KB, 800x751, 800:751, 95e75c615d332a84cbc5e4ced7….png)

>>14937261

>Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it's gone.

But the real question is, what will be this year's terrible Just Dance performance?


aec4c1 No.14938974

>>14938255

Here, hold my joywand


c4c926 No.14939024

>>14938200

Cheaper than McDonald's? Shit they change the name form dollar menu to nigger menu. Only thing cheaper is when these groids eat fried chicken at Walmart without paying and leave the bones all over the store.


0d84e8 No.14939050

>>14937857

bullshit, women don't feel anything down there, my mom told me


e2e955 No.14939094

>>14938708

Reminder that you have it backwards. Penis is an overdeveloped clitoris. Default form of the embryo/fetus is female.


d64943 No.14939109

>>14938726

Ovaries are underdeveloped testes.

The uterus is an underdeveloped prostate gland.

The fallopian tubes are underdeveloped vas deferens.

The infundibulums are underdeveloped epididymis.

And the vagina is a specialized fistula in the inguinal canal.

Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe that there's a male anotomical equivalent of the vagina and cervix.


e3de48 No.14939115

>>14939094

>Default form of the embryo/fetus is female.

The default form of the embryo is undifferentiated, dingus. Keep swallowing that feminist kool-aid though.


1806fa No.14939131

>>14938726

The prostate is just an undeveloped uterus though.


8b7fc6 No.14939208

>>14938200

Yes, but she's Hollywood. She can splurge on Mickey D's. Although maybe not. I think she didn't host last year because she was going through a nasty divorce and her husband took her to the cleaners. Apparently he cucked her because she's barren and can't have kids and then took her money.


5e6385 No.14939258

>>14939208

>Apparently he cucked her because she's barren and can't have kids and then took her money.

What a massive faggot.


e1adb9 No.14939305

File: 709f2ab8b7128f9⋯.jpg (11.83 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images.jpg)

yeah i really miss it. The way her hair swayed, unlike anything i ever witnessed. Hottest girl in the world hands down.

Yet sometimes, i just want her to hit me in the face, bite me. Take me body and use my body. eat me…. eat me out.


9bb2fe No.14939362

>>14939024

The dollar menu stuff costs more than a dollar now, they renamed it the "value" menu.


22c926 No.14939654

The only thing I miss is her height towering over the tiny European developers.


b35f09 No.14939743

>>14939654

That's just the French though. Besides, she's only 6 feet.


06e500 No.14940550

>>14937383

>>14937776

Ed, Edd and Eddy wasn't diverse enough, so Aisha Tyler started a movement for female Plank.

>>14937857

Porn doesn't count. :^)


fbde55 No.14940604

>>14939208

D-does that mean she's available?

We know she likes white guys because she married one already, maybe one of us could have a chance.


3a458d No.14942560

>>14937261

If you miss her, you are probably a cringe miner.


3f0ec1 No.14942726

File: 57fc8aa96144f89⋯.jpg (42.56 KB, 599x804, 599:804, 87c1387e54423348c22d17e182….jpg)

>>14938621

Vaginas are gross


531821 No.14942731

File: 1988844804013b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 44.39 KB, 583x777, 583:777, steam code.jpg)

>>14942726

Indeed.


635045 No.14942913

>>14940604

>marry aisha

>unlimited dark elf rp

>unlimited Amazon rp

>maybe some orc stuff

Hm. Really activates the almonds


3f0ec1 No.14942957

>>14942913

Yeah but then on the downside

<married to a nigger


3fa95d No.14942992

>>14942726

I wanna have a vulva but not these kinds of vulvae


58479b No.14942995

File: c9d6a1e256a4bb0⋯.mp4 (3.16 MB, 640x360, 16:9, c9d6a1e256a4bb05a0d346912e….mp4)


763ebb No.14961306


b8fba4 No.14961429

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Didn't EA tried to do the same this year?

Those poor men


b3640c No.14971982

>>14937419

But that's literally the whole point of watching E3. It's become less cringy and more boring in recent years. The cringe is something to miss.


9e8a25 No.14972461

>>14971982

The cringe never went anywhere, it's just constant franchise rape now,


b3640c No.14973196

>>14972461

>The cringe never went anywhere

But it did.

>it's just constant franchise rape now,

And that's what it was replaced with. It's just boring corporate shit now. I miss when they did all kinds of wacky shit trying to act like they're in touch with their audience, only to show just how far out of touch they are. Now it's just depressing cold corporate shit.




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