6a0afd No.14925104
Hey Pal!
Is the pined thread a bit too crowded?
Streams a bit too noisy?
Come relax in the comfy thread for calm, leisurely posting.
Its been a while.
What are your plans for E3?
Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
Eatin? Drinkin? Playin?
The real game starts tomorrow but I am already sitting back and relaxing.
Any hopes or expectations you would like to share?
I am super excited, personally.
Regardless of what games get shown, E3 just sort of became a tradition to sit back and relax a few years ago and I haven't missed a conference since. Sometimes its nice to just relax for a bit.
Stay Comfy.
f77141 No.14925142
>is that slow, 1 ppm thread too fast?
Are you fucking serious, mate?
b4cc8a No.14925143
Yeah, I don't like pines either
Comfy is a shit meme and fuck your garbage thread
6a0afd No.14925163
Currently im playing SoulSilver for the first time in a while. I ahvent even finished my Moon game but I really wanted to do a SoulSilver Nuzlocke. I even lucked out and got a shiny Zubat.
Something about the Gen 4 Pokemon games really got a good relaxing vibe to them. They really nailed the music on that end.
During/In-Between confrences I was thinking of booting up Tales of Symphonia for the first time, anyone recommend that one?
Either that or CHibi-Robo. Something Gamecube or PS1 sounds best to play.
Here is a sheet for conference times, granted most of you that would need it probably already got something set aside.
>>14925142
Apologies, I wasn't paying attention to the actual ppm main thread.
I just know it gets pretty packed during conferences.
532423 No.14925181
e0706f No.14925192
>>14925142
Comfy threads are always a tradition since most people treat the cyclical like Youtube side chat.
>>14925163
Well the conferences aren't until tomorrow anyway
fb0de4 No.14925209
WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE .WEBM UI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT FUCKING SUCKS I CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE VOLUME ANYMORE WTF HOW DO I TURN IT BACK
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STAY COMFY WHEN WEBMS LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF CHINK CHEAP YOUTUBE KNOCKOFFS
6a0afd No.14925222
>>14925181
Oh man this is great.
Speaking of Vampire, wasnt there hint that they are working on a new video game?
I know the tabletop has a new edition on the way.
Always good to see decent series getting revitalized.
Well, as long as it still keeps the spirit of the series that is.
>>14925192
>Well the conferences aren't until tomorrow anyway
True, maybe I should have waited. I just wanted to get some Pre-Game going I guess!
Sort of like a kid who gets to open a present on Christmas early, y'know?
6a0afd No.14925241
>>14925209
They seem to look the same to me, but I haven't actually visited the site regularly in a while.
If thats the case, sorry to hear that bud. Maybe dont bother with webms and just try to have some comfy music going on in a new tab then?
532423 No.14925242
>>14925222
Nice Digits
With so many cult games getting new attention, maybe it time for the troika boys to get some love as well
fb0de4 No.14925262
>>14925241
This is how they look now I want to fucking kill myself, who the fuck did this
6a0afd No.14925288
>>14925262
I see, that looks pretty bad.
I got this, which looks the same as it has as far as I remember
Maybe its a web-browser thing?
>>14925242
It seems to be a trend, indeed!
I have no problem with it as long as the people making the games know why people like the originals.
Which is usually the case unless they are bought out by some big-name studio.
Its even making some games that were just cult classics go into the status of well-known indie games, like with the last Shantae.
62cea0 No.14925303
>>14925262
Looks the same to me.
fb0de4 No.14925317
>>14925303
No, they are meant to look like >>14925288
446f06 No.14925338
>>14925317
>>14925303
>>14925288
>>14925262
>>14925209
The UI of webms depends entirely on your browser. Quit using botnet chrome.
fb0de4 No.14925352
>>14925338
>Quit using botnet chrome
/tech/ can go fuck themselves. Until you provide me with a browser as comfy and easy to use as Chrome with just as many plugins and support then no. I tried many others and they all suck.
As for the "depends on browser" why the fuck did it change today the way .webms look like? It's been like in >>14925288 since forever until today.
6a0afd No.14925358
>>14925352
did you update chrome recently?
5c94dd No.14925360
>>14925352
No one cares faggot. If the problem is your shit browser, then suck it up or leave it. Not our problem.
446f06 No.14925378
>>14925352
Install Pale Moon
>why the fuck did it change today the way .webms look like?
Because it's developed by fucking google. They have a boner for making unnecessary cosmetic changes, no doubt due in part to the retarded transkinfolk diversity hires who place style over utility. I mean just look at youtube.
f77141 No.14925384
>>14925352
I use Opera, and it has a "use chrome plugins" extension, since they're both based on chromium. Try that, maybe.
844ff5 No.14925388
Looking forward to a nice trainwreck with you guys.
fa0a08 No.14925397
Ren! xD
E3 more like REEEE3 amirite fellow gamergamers? haha
fb0de4 No.14925406
6a0afd No.14925408
>>14925388
Its always a good time, even when its a bad time.
You either get good games and get pleasantly surprised, or bad games that you can point and laugh at with strangers.
Anything your actually hoping for, or are you expecting a trainwreck through and through?
935d04 No.14925419
>>14925378
Are they the reason they made infinite scroll instead of pages for youtube? Maybe because I'm not a fucking avid phone user but I don't know why a lot of sites got rid of pages for infinite page scroll other than to appeal to these kinds of people. I hate infinite scroll because I can't find shit that was posted in the past without scrolling though what released currently.
844ff5 No.14925470
>>14925408
I just want to see actual gameplay and info on REmake 2. Things are pointing out to an October release ( http://archive.is/2lYrG )
I have too many games in my backlog to focus on new ones. Been actively working on it, too. I should have it diminished in half or more by the end of the year.
As you said, everything else will be either a pleasant surprise, or something we can point and laugh at.
0631f3 No.14925481
>tfw listening to vaporwave, awaiting to see what crap we get
I'm as comfy as can be for this I suppose. I know things will come to ruin my comfy times, but hey, that's later. For now, I relax.
0210f0 No.14925503
>tfw waking up early tomorrow to go travel across the country to watch E3 with a couple of bros in our blanket fort
I'm pretty excited, got an entire week booked off just for this, and the travel will be nice since I can visit a nice city on the way.
78f0f1 No.14925520
>tfw will be at annual beer sampling event tomorrow with the socially awkward gf
>tfw need to shitpost with /v/ during E3 tomorrow
>tfw need to start the Wurm serb tomorrow
Packed weekend
6a0afd No.14925545
>>14925470
A good thing to hope for!
Also good job working on your backlog!
A while ago I was doing super well at blowing through most of my collection. That was ended when I went through a depressive episode, I am doing better now but should probably get back to picking up my games again.
Playing through SoulSilver for the 5th time doesn't help my get through my backlog, but at least I am having fun with it!
Ill probably hook up my gamecube/PS2 by the end of the day and start something new to play inbetween conferences.
>>14925481
A very good mentality to have! Don't let future events ruin you in the moment!
Sounds like a nice setting you got going right now.
I myself got some black coffee, pokemon to play, and some cartoons going on in the background.
Its nice.
>>14925503
That sounds absolutely lovely!
I think last year, maybe the one before that, ago I spent a good amount of E3 with my closest friend, in a decent (air conditioned) blanket fort.
In fact, summer has been a lot cooler than normal this year. Maybe all do another blanket fort again.
>>14925520
Packed but at least eventful!
Theres only one conference tomorrow so seems easy enough to schedule around!
076217 No.14925642
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
Just to watch live what i can, some conferences are too late for me in europe, so ill recap what i missed in the morning.
>Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
I haven't.
>Eatin? Drinkin? Playin?
cheetos, water, some map from quaddicted i guess.
>Any hopes or expectations you would like to share?
No hopes or expectations at all, im tired with AAA. Only thing im rly interested in is cdp red and maybe some indie shit from pc conference. also always happy to see reggie.
0210f0 No.14925655
>>14925642
>some conferences are too late for me in europe
I know what you mean, the devolver digital one starts at 4am for me, I think our plan is to finish watching that then go get McDonald's Breakfast before passing out
55e4b1 No.14925694
>>14925352
Every Browser is either based on Firefox or Chrome, they are all the same. Where is your problem? Just use Vivaldi, Waterfox or Pale Moon.
492f9d No.14925715
>>14925352
Use Firefox or Pale Moon you idiot
184242 No.14925753
>>14925715
Last year a couple of friends came over to watch E3 and shoot the shit. This year we'll just be watching and talking through teamspeak. Hosting can take a bit of preparation and this year has been pretty bad for me so being able to rest and still watch E3 with buddies is pretty nice.
fb8c34 No.14925788
>>14925378
It's more likely they make those changes to justify their positions, which in turn are only kept to have them out of the competing job market. There's only so much a million graphics artists can do for them.
cdf621 No.14925888
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
I'll be watching the majority of them with exception of Bethesda and Playstation because of European timezones.
>Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
Nah I'm not interested.
>Eatin? Drinkin? Playin?
I'm playing Battlefront II to try an get the elite shotgun in the meantime. Eating pretzles and drinking orange juice.
Any hopes or expectations you would like to share?
All I hope is for more information on AC7. Other than that I expect nothing but a trainwreck.
d4707b No.14926012
>only 2GB internet to work with
>can't watch any streams
>going to funpost anyway and bum off screenshots
I'm looking forward to Cyberpunk 2077 and DMC5, with the inevitable panic attack when I realize I might not be able to afford a high end PC in time for release.
Other than that, I'm gathering images of Rebecca, scouring the internet for 3D lookalikes. Going to play some SFIII soon and practice parrying for fun, plus get some takeout.
>>14925352
Use Opera. Works more efficiently, at least in my opinion, and it's not Google, either. Pale Moon's memory usage to efficiency ratio is pretty poor, and Cyberfox isn't as optimized as they say it is, at least when I'm checking my resource usage.
b3ca27 No.14926025
>>14926012
>plus get some takeout.
Do you want a new PC or not?
54a272 No.14926071
>>14926012
>I'm gathering images of Rebecca
Let me help you lad, rebeccaposting is always a good thing.
6a0afd No.14926253
>>14925888
Sounds like you got a solid snack.
Oh man I also almost forgot about AC7.
I was super excited but not enough was shown.
d4707b No.14926296
>>14926025
Does it count if I just skip ordering next week?
>>14926071
Last picture + filename gave me a chuckle. Thanks anon. All I have are vendetta pics so farpls no bully
54a272 No.14926357
>>14926296
Its ok man, just let me know if you have any luck with 3d lookalikes.
Also, use 5th pic wisely if you know whats up.
91fdf8 No.14926437
>>14926357
Why is that last pic so fucked up? Her thighs are twice as wide as they are supposed to be, her head and arms are extra tiny and I can see her ribs. Her breasts look like they are about a cup size too small as well and her chest is the wrong shape. I won't even talk about her face.
54a272 No.14926453
>>14926437
perspective is a bitch in HS.
e93fab No.14926501
>>14926437
>Why is that last pic so fucked up?
She is prebroken. Luckily you can reset that.
ada0d8 No.14926521
>>14925104
Will Metokur being doing a stream of E3 this year?
3bc2a0 No.14926601
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
Watching it and laughing at how bad it is.
>Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
No.
>Drinkin?
I bought some Canadian whiskey for the presentations that are later at night for me. Otherwise just water.
524607 No.14926864
>>14925209
USE YOUTUBE-DL TO STREAM VIDEOS DIRECTLY TO MPV.
SKIP USING THE BROWSERS SHITTY VIDEO PLAYER ALL TOGETHER.
524607 No.14926885
>>14925209
>>14926864
IMAGE DIDN'T UPLOAD. THIS IS TRUE COMFY.
230951 No.14926888
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
shitposting
>Stay Comfy.
>mfw
69134d No.14926917
Wagecuck oldfag here. Been out of the /v/irgin loop a while, so..
What's the anticipated games pushed by (((publishers))) this year?
What are some good games I should keep an eye out on, if any?
Any games/presentations you guys think will be a fun train wreck to watch?
Cheers
49f830 No.14926940
How many hours from now does this thing start? Some of you must know and I don't want to bother calculating timezones right now
6a0afd No.14926946
>>14926917
Battlefield, Black Ops 4, the new fallout, and a handful of others are bound to be the publisher pushed games.
Few years later, nothings really changing as far as those go.
As far as games to keep an eye on, I still have high hopes for Ace Combat 7. And im trying to hope for the best with Metroid Prime 4.
EAs and Ubisofts are always a wonderful train wreck.
Bethesda's just for the Todd memes. 100% guarantee hes gonna slip up saying something stupidly unrealistic this year.
6a0afd No.14926951
>>14926940
My second post >>14925163 has a list of every time zone and major city. dont be lazy.
49f830 No.14926964
>>14926951
good stuff, thanks
d77168 No.14926975
I feel guilty about looking forward to this E3 since I'm not even finished with the games that came out since the last one
fb0de4 No.14926982
>>14926864
>>14926885
Listened to some anon's advice and started using Vivaldi. Looks good so far
69134d No.14926995
>>14926946
Thanks anon.
Anything else interesting on the horizon for PC besides Ace Combat? I think the last flying game I played was pic related. I don't really play on consoles so Metroid is out for me, but it'll be comfy feeding off your guys' hype.
I recently plundered Cuphead and Stardew valley booty, shit like that is what I have time to play these days..
764147 No.14927023
>>14925209
>>I CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THE VOLUME ANYMORE
How about you click on "option" on the top of the page?
6a0afd No.14927035
>>14926995
>Anything else interesting on the horizon for PC besides Ace Combat?
Everyone is super excited for Mount and Blade Bannerlord last time I checked!
then its always nice to see new IPs that have potential.
> but it'll be comfy feeding off your guys' hype.
How sweet. Its nice to be happy for others.
fb0de4 No.14927039
>>14927023
Default volume is set to zero, to avoid loud webms. There was no option to then increase the volume in that video player, which is why I sperged out. The only way to listen to audio was to go to the fucking site options and manually set the webm volume there.
4ff799 No.14927048
>>14925104
is anyone else getting 403 forbidden when opening webms since last week?
524607 No.14927193
>>14927048
Use the direct links on the top instead of the player.php link.
776abe No.14927308
>>14926917
>Anticipating anything
Modern E3 is a time for schadenfreude and finding humor in seeing the destructoin of things you love.
be8059 No.14927565
>>14926012
>>14926071
>>14926296
>>14926357
There's a girl I see sometimes in scrubs who looks just like Rebecca in GC RE0 when she still had wide as fuck hips
7f63df No.14927586
>>14925753
>friends
>teamspeak
eb20a8 No.14927784
I'm hoping the AC4/5/0 remake rumors are more than just rumors
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89fa0b No.14931844
>>14926982
Is Vivaldi just Chromium with a nice coat of paint? FF ESR is starting to piss me off.
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aeb947 No.14931855
>tfw each year you get progressively less and less excited about E3
The magic just aint there anymore.
d77168 No.14932097
Rate my predictions, I think I'm being generous to them this year
fb0de4 No.14932168
>>14932097
There will be no charming game, the rest of the predictions are alright though. Do you have the 2018 bingo? I want to fill it before we start. I'll be posting in this thread during the stream, fuck the sticky. It will be chaos in there
9c7cf4 No.14932198
>>14926864
so how do you use it?
776abe No.14932199
>>14931855
The cringe factor has gradually reduced. The companies realised people were laughing at them every E3 and so they now try very hard not to do anything remotely entertaining so that it can't backfire.
d77168 No.14932219
>>14932199
Dude, in the EA preshow they have people introducing themselves by their gamertags.
We have already fallen into cringe hell this year and the show hasnt started yet
776abe No.14932230
>Open up stream
>Dudebros talking about the graphics in the lates Madden game
Yep it's EA.
858ad6 No.14932245
>>14932230
>Madden is still fucking making yearly games
WHEN WILL IT END, WHEN?!
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fb0de4 No.14932269
>He was the dubs
Did I hear that right? Or am I retarded
ca7394 No.14932278
I'm ready to get nothing.
b62b56 No.14932281
>>14932230
I refuse to believe people play madden on ipads.
ca7394 No.14932292
>>14932281
>madden on ipads
No fucking way
e0706f No.14932306
I have an ale and a sandwich and I'm ready for this
776abe No.14932311
>>14932199
Wait, I take back this post.
9c7cf4 No.14932312
>>14932281
>>14932292
>dumbass scores touchdown
>jumps up and slams the ipad on the floor of a bus stop
2 for 1
ca098b No.14932326
I wish I had the time to watch this shitfest, but also I am glad I don't. It is a mixed feeling.
fb0de4 No.14932330
PREPARE YOUR BINGOS
PREPARE YOUR PREDICTIONS
GET COMFY
aeb947 No.14932334
>>14932311
>When the soy hits you all at once
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ca7394 No.14932337
>>14932326
Tomorrow's shitfest is gonna be better at least.
I hope
e0706f No.14932342
>>14932292
Would that even work? I've never played a Madden game but it seems like the UI would work with touch controls
ca098b No.14932349
>>14932337
I really was talking about E3 as a whole.
fb0de4 No.14932394
My predictions for this year's shitfest
b62b56 No.14932409
Huh, The Sims are still a thing.
e55328 No.14932411
ca7394 No.14932421
>>14932409
Wait, it started already?
e0706f No.14932428
>>14932421
It's just a preshow
b62b56 No.14932440
>>14932421
There's a preshow, it starts in 10 minutes.
5d71dc No.14932441
Twitch embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
Just to watch as much as I can.
>Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
Not really, keeping it on mute until the show starts.
>Eatin? Drinkin? Playin?
Just finished lunch.
>Any hopes or expectations you would like to share?
Not really. Don't have much interest in playing some of the titles released in the past few years.
>>14932421
Anywhere else to watch aside from EA's "official" stream, Twitch…
f04d07 No.14932446
>>14932409
They'll never stop making the Sims so long as casuals and women keep buying them.
5d71dc No.14932455
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14932441
And YouTube (Hooktube embeds default to YouTube for streams)?
78ebc4 No.14932456
>>14932394
crackdown actually got delayed again. im sorry to say but xbox really is dead
78ebc4 No.14932469
>>14932446
>dlc for dlc for dlc
e55328 No.14932478
did that black sim just kiss a white girl
fb0de4 No.14932485
89fa0b No.14932490
>that sims trailer
Holy shit another fucking burka
ca7394 No.14932506
>Preorder DLC
end my fucking life
aeb947 No.14932510
>Full-arm tats on this Gamespot fag
f04d07 No.14932520
>>14932469
EA, man. They released the Pets expansion, then released a standalone pack that had a fuckton of items that only worked if you had the Pets expansion.
fb8c34 No.14932527
What was the last legitimately new game EA even put out? Doesn't have to be good.
0bb1b7 No.14932530
>>14932520
Nothing personal goy
89fa0b No.14932556
>Electronic Arts Early Access
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
b62b56 No.14932557
>>14932527
I think it was that Fe game that came out on the Switch. Couldn't tell you if it was good or not.
858ad6 No.14932570
aeb947 No.14932584
They better give us something SSX and/or Skate related, or so help me Jesus.
e4a050 No.14932586
5d71dc No.14932595
9c7cf4 No.14932614
>>14932586
keeps replaying the last 2 seconds every minute or so
youtube tanks my browser after a few minutes
No, this is not comfy.
aeb947 No.14932660
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858ad6 No.14932668
>They run out of clips to play and are forced to insert a .1 second titanfall clip in
fb0de4 No.14932674
WUB WUB WUB WUB GET HYPED WUB WUB WUB
NEW KIDS MUSIC WUB WUB WUB
aeb947 No.14932691
>Gaymer girl with dyed hair
Will to live is slowly dwindling.
ca098b No.14932695
5d71dc No.14932703
Isn't that the girl from The Escapist and Roosterteeth?
776abe No.14932725
>tfw you want to look at the ass but everyone will see you on the screen
858ad6 No.14932733
>FIFA is on its 19th game
It's terrible.
3b63a1 No.14932743
>>14932691
That reminds me, who's hosting Ubisoft this year? Is #girlwood back?
ca098b No.14932766
>>14932733
It is on more than its 19th game, you stupider nigger.
e0706f No.14932769
>two new indie games
Can't wait to see what tender little projects EA is about to desecrate
>>14932743
Supposedly not
5d71dc No.14932791
776abe No.14932807
>Our take on the second world war
>Our take
Top fucking lel
9c7cf4 No.14932813
fb0de4 No.14932818
>They pretend that people got excited
>They pretend that people didn't shit on the game
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ca098b No.14932841
IMMERSIVE WOMYN PIRATE UNTOLD STORIES OF HEROISM
aeb947 No.14932864
>>14932841
9/10, would take as POW.
9c7cf4 No.14932868
>REAL people
not real if there's women on the front
fb0de4 No.14932873
THE HOLOCAUST GOYIM DON'T FORGET THE HOLOCAUST=
058f86 No.14932874
My first and last Battlefield game was 2. I think I got the best deal.
5d71dc No.14932895
>>14932841
>UNTOLD STORIES OF HEROISM
858ad6 No.14932899
>'Hey we're not giving a premium pass!'
>They fucking cheer
>Battle royale battlefield game
It's as beautiful as I thought it would be
ca098b No.14932904
>>14932864
But she has cancer.
e0706f No.14932915
>>14932904
But she has freckles
ca7394 No.14932916
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fb0de4 No.14932940
>It's…
<Battlefiield 1942 remake?
<Bad Company 3?
<Battlefield 2144?
<Battlefield Vietnam?
ROYALE!!!
ca098b No.14932950
>>14932915
>>14932932
Freckles are sign of higher chance of cancer.
5d71dc No.14932986
why does this trailer remind me of nuMedal of Honor?
764147 No.14932991
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89fa0b No.14933020
>>14932996
JOOSH
>Falls off bridge
ca7394 No.14933030
78ebc4 No.14933033
why wasnt that their reveal trailer? dumb fucks
5d71dc No.14933054
e0706f No.14933067
>thanks to Vince Staples
Why thank someone for a song you had to buy the license to?
764147 No.14933072
Great, Hanz Zimmer has ruined the theme
fb0de4 No.14933077
Hey /v/ remember when Battlefield was fun?
0bb1b7 No.14933084
78ebc4 No.14933089
>>14933072
hanz zimmer has done some great stuff in the past though
5d71dc No.14933092
>>14933077
>remember
How about still playing the damn thing? I mean the original games.
9c7cf4 No.14933094
>>14933077
please don't remind me of the innocent times
the times when I moved to a new country and nobody wanted to hang out with me until I invited them to play 1942 in a net cafe for my birthday
the first time I managed to snipe somebody with a tank round across the map
858ad6 No.14933102
>The quality for FIFA has raised once again this year
I'm laughing and hurting at the same time
9c7cf4 No.14933111
>>14933092
gamespy's dead
tunngle's dead
revive's dead
ca098b No.14933129
A fatty and a womyn talk about nigger ball among racists.
78ebc4 No.14933132
>>14933102
imagine having to be the guy writing the script for this shit when all you do is sell dumbasses the exact same game for the 30th time
aeb947 No.14933140
>Fifa is on PC
>Madden is not
What the fug.
545c14 No.14933143
You know, I never knew, is FIFA an acronym for something?
9c7cf4 No.14933144
I'd like to yell "Who cares?!", but I live in europe, so I know just how many assholes do
89fa0b No.14933166
>>14933111
Revive servers sorta suck shit.
e0706f No.14933175
>>14933143
I think one of the F's stands for football, that's all I have
9c7cf4 No.14933177
>>14933143
The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA FEEF-ə; French for "International Federation of Association Football")
89fa0b No.14933182
>>14933143
Fucking Idiotic Football Addiction
78ebc4 No.14933186
ca7394 No.14933205
>the absolute state of the gaming industry
78ebc4 No.14933206
>you can play it for free
>noone wants to clap
71257b No.14933214
>>14933186
What did you expect from EA
89fa0b No.14933219
Oh hey it's australian satan.
2eb809 No.14933226
>>14933144
I nurse a disabled kid who plays this all the time and keeps getting mad and breaking his controllers complaining of the bugs, like DSP.
545c14 No.14933235
>>14933177
>>14933177
>it's french
<yet it's so popular with niggers
<reggaeton music all throughout the marketing
>>14933182
this sounds about right
fb0de4 No.14933238
How can this E3 be even more fucking boring than last year? So far I feel like just closing the stream and go to sleep. Nothing is happening, no cringe, no nothing. Just sports and endless talking about things nobody cares about.
858ad6 No.14933244
>>14933186
Are you kidding? This is the best part of e3, wait until they start shoving even worse games down our throats and normalfags act like it's a great year once again.
aeb947 No.14933254
>>14933226
You sure you don't actually nurse DSP?
2eb809 No.14933256
764147 No.14933262
Here comes Tarkin
>>14933089
He has not done anything good in years.
935d04 No.14933280
>>14933238
There was plenty of cringe in the pre-show with the soyboy host.
9c7cf4 No.14933284
>>14933219
THE FIFA COMMUNITY
>reading has never been easier
>ISRAEL INVESTMENT
OH YE GODS!
0bc901 No.14933287
>>14933256
came here to post this
2eb809 No.14933298
>>14933254
Last I heard DSP's gout didn't get so bad he can't leave his house without assistance.
78ebc4 No.14933306
>>14933244
ive never bothered watching this before, its even worse than i thought
5d71dc No.14933308
>Israel
>Involved with streaming
89fa0b No.14933311
>>14933284
GO HOME FOREIGN AUSTRALIAN DEVIL
fb0de4 No.14933313
A NEW TEAM FROM ISRAEL HAS JOINED OUR TEAM
e0706f No.14933315
I forgot that EA published Inside, I wonder if one of the games they're showing will be something from Playdead
b62b56 No.14933318
EA's pushing the cloud streaming meme.
545c14 No.14933327
>STREAMING AND SUBSCRIPTION
>PROFOUND IMPACT
>NEW TEAM FROM ISRAEL
>ISRAEL
>CLOUD GAMING
we need to kill EA god dammit
9c7cf4 No.14933330
764147 No.14933340
The keyart for Anthem looks so generic holy shit.
fb8c34 No.14933347
>>14933235
Your average French normalfag might as well be a nigger. This isn't even exclusive to them either.
058f86 No.14933371
>route net traffic through Mossad-controlled interchanges so bad goys can't use console service based messenger clients to trade bad goy information
I've been predicting this for a couple years, ever since some terrorist was caught communicating with sandniggers in the Middle East with his PS3.
764147 No.14933372
Whats with that nigger noise for every trailer?
89fa0b No.14933382
>Andrew Wilson
>Israel Owwnd
2eb809 No.14933387
I like that nig trying to sneak out of this shitshow.
0bb1b7 No.14933394
Everything EA makes is trash its actually quite amazing.
545c14 No.14933400
>"It'd be great if there were a mode that let the game play itself"
776abe No.14933406
Somebody had to move so that cunt could sit down.
9c7cf4 No.14933413
people are so unexcited for anything in the crowd, I love it
fb0de4 No.14933425
SPORTS
DIVERSITY
SUBSCRIPTION
DLC
MICROTRANSACTIONS
PRE-ORDER BONUSES
CLOUD GAMING
=ORIGIN ACCESS
78ebc4 No.14933439
858ad6 No.14933446
>'I love this stuff, I love seeing new games'
>He says with dead eyes and a deadpan voice
AHAHAHAHA
e0706f No.14933452
What the hell kind of announcement is this? Sitting in the audience and asking some guy what the title of the new game will be? Not even a logo? This is a new low for EA
9c7cf4 No.14933460
I LOVE STAR WARS
>>14933259
oh yeah…
545c14 No.14933463
>>14933425
don't forget the constant use of the word "amazing"
2eb809 No.14933471
HARDCORE NERDS
Who want to know when it takes place
764147 No.14933478
>new Soy Wars game
<you play as a Jedi again
3d6095 No.14933496
>>14933478
DURING THE DARK TIMES
3fdd6f No.14933502
>Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order
>set between 3&4
>its a dark time
78ebc4 No.14933504
>youll play a jedi
>will i be able to hold a lightsaber
9c7cf4 No.14933506
this fucking presenter is so bad at this
858ad6 No.14933519
fb0de4 No.14933524
She gets to hold the light saber burp haha :)
89fa0b No.14933526
>Hey it's the guys who made titanfall! How are you feeling?
>"I'm feeling great!" He says in a shaky voice
>"It's a dark time…"
>Those watery eyes
His franchise and optimism: Gone.
3b63a1 No.14933528
>It takes place when the Jedi are being hunted down
>"So when in the timeline does it happen?"
5d71dc No.14933532
>Between Episode 3 and 4
That hasn't happened before
d77168 No.14933533
>IT'S STAR WARS: THE FALLEN JEDI
>SO YOU'LL PLAY AS A JEDI
I'm sorry, did EA just reveal a new Star Wars game?
THIS is how they did it? Not even a trailer?
EA Star Wars is even shittier than Disney Star Wars, how the fuck is this possible
3ba20f No.14933534
>>14933478
You can hold a lightsaber.
In a star wars game.
b62b56 No.14933535
The Star Wars IP just needs to be shelved for a few years.
aeb947 No.14933556
>It's another "We fucked up but we're only atoning for our fuckup because the fans have finally had enough of our shit" apology.
2eb809 No.14933562
78ebc4 No.14933577
>that single guy in the crowd who still gives a shit about star wars
fb0de4 No.14933578
Ren will show up eventually…. right?
ca098b No.14933583
>the movie coming out next week
>next week
What? Pretty sure that shit movie is out.
3ba20f No.14933590
>>14933535
All of EA's IPs need to be shelved
f6df67 No.14933594
>>14933238
I haven't felt like watching E3 in maybe 3 years, and even then I had only been watching it to see how terrible it is for another 3 before that.
545c14 No.14933619
Yes or no: These dumb motherfuckers are going to release a new SSX that will be good and not shit and not filled with loot boxes and microtransactions
fa0a08 No.14933624
super comfy morning
pancakes from french bakery
morning already ruined
3d6095 No.14933627
9c7cf4 No.14933629
2eb809 No.14933630
This presenter doesn't want to be there. I don't blame him.
5d71dc No.14933639
Well, that's a twist.
>Starts on Geonosis
Then why not play the original Battlefront 2!?!
3fdd6f No.14933641
BATTLEFRONT 2 DOING THE CLONE WARS
764147 No.14933656
Friendly reminder that EA Battlefront 2 has no future roadmap planned after August.
>They only have a small team to take care of the support.
78ebc4 No.14933664
89fa0b No.14933673
>>14933238
We're not here to have fun anymore, Anon.
We're here to burn.
3b63a1 No.14933685
e0706f No.14933686
Oh, right, I forgot this was coming out
9c7cf4 No.14933688
oh no , don't do this to him again….
e0706f No.14933699
That man is wearing nail polish
2eb809 No.14933704
3d6095 No.14933710
>color painted finger nails
Happy faggot month.
3b63a1 No.14933717
Will this guy almost cry again?
78ebc4 No.14933720
545c14 No.14933733
>>14933650
I seriously doubt it but one can hope
71257b No.14933747
>unravel 2
what were was the first one
2eb809 No.14933749
By the way, various colors are code for various fetishes in San Fransisco gay culture. Yellow fingerpaint means you're into watersports.
78ebc4 No.14933756
>>14933717
wait they made him do this before? fucking savage
fb0de4 No.14933757
>You get to play the game all over again, now with a blue clone of yourself!
VIDEO GAMES
d77168 No.14933774
Three years on and trembling man is still trembling. Warms my heart.
Wish he didn't paint his nails like a faggot, though
e0706f No.14933782
It sounds exactly like the gimmick from Brothers and a few older flash games as well
ca098b No.14933784
3d6095 No.14933791
I FUCKING HATE APPLE WATCHES, INSTANT FUCKING TRIGGER DDDDUUUDDDEEE
78ebc4 No.14933794
Unravel battle royal when?
ca7394 No.14933796
>Singleplayer mode for 2player mode
FINALLY A GAME FOR ME
5d71dc No.14933805
>>14933782
Anon, what "Indie" game made in the past 5 years would have been a flash game a decade ago?
3b63a1 No.14933807
>>14933756
When he talked about the first Unraveled game, he seemed on the verge of a panic attack and looked like he might break down in tears.
3fdd6f No.14933808
>>14933747
a couple of E3's ago. It was one of the bigger indie titles they talked about that year.
fb0de4 No.14933816
Christ this is painfully boring.
Who the fuck even enjoys this?
3d6095 No.14933817
Wait, hold the fuck up, is this actual game play? on an EA stage?
2eb809 No.14933823
>>14933749
>>14933808
And red is supposed to mean your into BDSM as the sub. Just looked this up.
b62b56 No.14933824
Why are there random faggots in the background?
78ebc4 No.14933825
fb8c34 No.14933828
>>14933794
>every time you kill another player their yarn is added to your own
>map shrinks organically as a result
It could work.
9ed2ed No.14933831
858ad6 No.14933832
>>14933817
That's why this is the weakest part of EA, they only rely on millions of dollars of trailers
3d6095 No.14933837
>>14933816
tranny speedrunners
fa0a08 No.14933840
How many Happy Pride Months do you think we're in for today?
9c7cf4 No.14933841
>basic bitch platforming
>"Ooh this is the tricky part"
ca098b No.14933846
>>14933831
E3 happened, but nothing happens at E3.
2eb809 No.14933865
Why are they showing a trailer after the gameplay?
3d6095 No.14933868
He pointed to his faggot bf in the front row, thanks EA.
aeb947 No.14933871
Who here /alreadydrinking/?
0bb1b7 No.14933881
>>14933871
You know it brother
9ed2ed No.14933889
fb0de4 No.14933890
>Play on your own
<or with a friend
ca098b No.14933900
There was a gay parade in my city today.
It is was also raining hard.
058f86 No.14933901
>>14933871
I am so hung over that you merely mentioning the idea made me additionally ill.
2eb809 No.14933906
>>14933868
Isn't that sweet. He'll have a wholesome romantic date with him after the show where he's getting beaten and pissed on.
5d71dc No.14933907
>>14933865
Why does this remind me of Chibi-Robo, Prehistorik Man, and Tail's Island?
89fa0b No.14933909
>This coop sequel made by a frightful man has more gameplay and actual thought put into it than any other EA title in this entire conference
How does this make you feel
2eb809 No.14933920
9c7cf4 No.14933934
3d6095 No.14933936
INDIE GAMES
ONLY ONE MADE IT
5d71dc No.14933940
bd5354 No.14933941
>>14933816
We all, apparently.
78ebc4 No.14933950
instant release? nice move
ca098b No.14933953
d77168 No.14933958
>>14933909
Completely unsurprised. Unravel 2 actually looks sorta fun. Simple for a platformer, but if I ever ended up playing it with a friend I wouldn't be shitting on the game over it.
e0706f No.14933971
>>14933950
It honestly is, that's the most excited the audience has been all day
9c7cf4 No.14933976
>>14933958
>looks sorta fun
how?
47b259 No.14933977
764147 No.14933991
>inb4 another indieshit game with a boring story
e0706f No.14934010
fb0de4 No.14934018
>>14933920
>>14933900
Hundreds of faggots paraded in my city today. They were acting like total degenerates in front o the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Thhe government did nothing, they funded the parade and lighted the parliament in rainbow colors.
Greece has fallen.
78ebc4 No.14934019
9c7cf4 No.14934026
>autobahn shirt
why?
>bitch keeps breathing
stop
935d04 No.14934030
She sounds like she's about to give birth.
764147 No.14934031
>dev can't handle a presentation on stage
This happens everytime EA reveals a new indieshit game.
2eb809 No.14934034
God damn I can't watch this shit. Year after year it's the same, Nothing's interesting, nothing's funny, nothing is worth wasting my time watching these conferences. Fuck!
858ad6 No.14934038
d77168 No.14934039
>>14933976
Because I like platformers, even simple ones. I remember how fun they were as a kid and I remember how fun they were when I played one just yesterday. Doesn't look challenging at all, but it's not ugly to look at and has just enough going on for a friend and I to probably feel okay about while playing it
3429cd No.14934041
Lonely people confirmed monsters.
89fa0b No.14934051
WEE AH DEVELAHPEEN AH GAEM COLLED SEE OF (forgot the title already)
OAH AS SOME OF YOO MAIGHT SEY
776abe No.14934053
>When humans get too lonely they turn into monsters
She's talking about us, isn't she?
aeb947 No.14934055
>>14934018
>Greece
Pay debts
9c7cf4 No.14934056
>>14934039
where's the fun part if you have minimum interaction?
0bb1b7 No.14934070
I really want to suck on her titties i bet they would taste really good
9ed2ed No.14934076
>>14933900
>>14934018
>Living in a state that's gay
>Living in a state that subsidized gay with your taxes
Honest question where are you.
b62b56 No.14934087
This is why I don't like to consider games as "Art". these artsy-fartsy games are boring as shit.
ca098b No.14934098
>>14934076
Actually gay marriage is illegal here. Doesn't mean they don't go to the streets.
d77168 No.14934103
>>14934056
Will we? It looked like we had alright enough interaction for the tutorial demo part.
>joint actions
>one must distract while the other moves
There is interaction. Look, I'm not saying it won't be shit, I'm just saying I'm not so braindead to dismiss everything as garbage by default.
daf324 No.14934105
Has the yearly squilliam webm been released yet? Can someone post it?
9c7cf4 No.14934109
>5 minutes in we still don0t know what the game is like at all
3d6095 No.14934113
>starts going off on a National Socialist speech.
A man can dream.
89fa0b No.14934125
>>14934018
>Hundreds of faggots paraded in my city today.
>Greece has fallen
NOW it has fallen? Late by about a millennia there.
4c70b3 No.14934140
858ad6 No.14934148
>Another case of nigger music ruining a otherwise possibly good premise
Bravo
764147 No.14934152
>Germany
>Main character is a black woman
wew
47b259 No.14934154
3d6095 No.14934157
9ed2ed No.14934163
>>14934098
Gay marriage should be illegal everywhere, that's besides the point, we have fiscal civil unions and gay marriage is literally just a method for the gay community to oppress the religious community.
b62b56 No.14934168
Hurrican Katrina Simulator 2018
644ce2 No.14934177
aeb947 No.14934189
fb0de4 No.14934192
e0706f No.14934200
Looks like another case of the modern cinematic platformer, there will be a lot of scripted chase sequences.
>>14934148
I don't think that vocalist was black
47b259 No.14934214
3d6095 No.14934219
Daily reminder, all "professional organized sports" are rigged.
d77168 No.14934229
Why do EA insist on having these talks beforehand instead of just dropping the trailers?
Seriously, just use the fucking trailers instead. Your speakers have the charisma of a limp dick, and your indieshit trailers have not been the very worst. What makes this EA show more frustrating than most is that it could clearly be salvaged.
858ad6 No.14934233
>>14934200
No but abandoning all attempts at sounding good is pretty nigger tier
89fa0b No.14934243
>>14934177
WUZ THE ONES N SHIET
9c7cf4 No.14934244
>equality shirt
>niggers only
fb0de4 No.14934251
>>14934229
dude games are art and politics and feelings lmao
764147 No.14934260
>press a bunch of buttons on a controller
>esport athlete
545c14 No.14934266
when will these Nike/Addidas commercials be done?
fb0de4 No.14934290
>I hate losing w-w-way more than I love winning
You can hear the soy
e3fe0e No.14934291
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
I only really want to see what Devolver and Nintendo have cooking up. Maybe watch the bethesda cringefest, but other than that i don't give a fuck about the rest of them. Also i guess see if Gaijinworks shows up. I'm curious to see if Summon Night 6 actually did them in or not, the guy has been radio silent on his own forums ever since the game actually released, and apparently it didn't do so hot in sales either.
78ebc4 No.14934293
who even cares about esports
4c70b3 No.14934304
this white guy is a total douche… "i hate losing way more than i like winning"
congrats, you have a terrible outlook on life
b62b56 No.14934305
>>14934229
Hey you gonna fill out that conference time somehow. It's not like you can just show gameplay or anything.
9ed2ed No.14934309
>>14934219
Yeah, but rigged is better than literally just being a money laundering scheme.
Never get into eSports kids
aeb947 No.14934310
>Kiv talking shit on one of the best receivers in the game
9c7cf4 No.14934314
what the fuck are those yoga pants?
they look like a shitty gun skin in collerdudy
ca098b No.14934318
If I didn't have multiple screens I wouldn't even have this shit playing. And I already even muted it.
78ebc4 No.14934327
that was the most reluctant clap so far
9c7cf4 No.14934334
fb0de4 No.14934336
58cad7 No.14934345
>we chasing that money
>ha ha we chasing that money
<no laughs
<no claps
058f86 No.14934349
>>14934290
Oddly, that's a generally conservative stance. Staying out of the shit is a more compelling motivation than reaching the top.
764147 No.14934352
Why is the black guy carrying a purse?
78ebc4 No.14934359
>>14934318
i just have it on a different tab hearing audio, but def gonna mute now though
9c7cf4 No.14934368
anybody counting the "Awesome", "Amazing" and "noone clapped" instances?
3d6095 No.14934370
>>14934317
IM WAITING DRAW FAGS
0bb1b7 No.14934373
>>14934304
Average americuck tbh
89fa0b No.14934380
>"I'm chasing money!"
>Awkward laugh
>Total silence from the audience
58cad7 No.14934386
>he steals the belt before he goes
holy shit
5d71dc No.14934387
>>14934293
I'd want to, if they actually showed good games and players with some actual skill.
4c70b3 No.14934393
>>14934349
If you don't want humanity to ever progress. People like Newton weren't worrying about losing to their contemporaries.
3d6095 No.14934398
>>14934304
What? That's a great outlook, he hates losing. Are you a loser?
3d6095 No.14934412
>>14934395
>mutilated dick.
Fuck off kike.
764147 No.14934437
>mobage esport
Fucking hell…
058f86 No.14934445
I'm going to glass the Earth.
9c7cf4 No.14934449
058f86 No.14934458
fb0de4 No.14934461
STOP WITH THE SPORTS AND THE ARTSY SHIT JUST SHOW ME VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
aeb947 No.14934470
>>14934445
Glass me first, before you do it.
2eb809 No.14934480
>yfw Destiny goes up on stage
78ebc4 No.14934482
>>14934448
>its not even a joke
545c14 No.14934486
This shit is so fucking boring, I can't even muster enough attention to be outraged.
5d71dc No.14934504
Competitive mobile game?
This is a thing?
b62b56 No.14934505
Are they really showing mobile esports? That seriously a new low.
3d6095 No.14934509
>>14934458
>>14934449
Oh, okay, this is actually happening.
3b63a1 No.14934527
4c70b3 No.14934533
>>14934398
No. I've been a "winner" most of my life, although I don't believe in this binary anyways. I was a successful athlete and I start working at Microsoft in August. Personally, I've always loved achievement as opposed to avoiding failure. It's like the carrot vs the stick. I prefer the carrot.
2eb809 No.14934536
89fa0b No.14934566
Those soldiers sound just like USA soldiers from Red Alert 2.
Oh right, they made a chink mobile RA2 game lately didn't they?
2eb809 No.14934573
I'm only watching this for the Bayonetta 3 announcement.
426b23 No.14934574
>>14925352
>everyone who knows more about computers than me says X
>HELP GUISE HURR
>"I'm going to shoot myself in the foot, prep the bull for my privacy and there's nothing you can do about it"
How about (You) go back to fucking 4chan you pathetically stupid sack of shit.
3d6095 No.14934575
>>14934533
>working at Microshit in August.
No you are a loser, stop posting non white shit.
0bc901 No.14934580
I thought it wasn't possible for there to be anything more gay than esports based on real sports, but holy fuck mobile esports are a sign of the end times as far as I'm concerned.
b62b56 No.14934597
I've never played C&C, but i'm sure it deserves a better fate than this.
058f86 No.14934604
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF LATEST ENTRY IN PERENNIAL C&C FRANCHISE
9c7cf4 No.14934606
>widescreen videos
>stack them horizontally
wooooooow
2eb809 No.14934613
>>14934580
It won't catch on like EA thinks. If it's any consolation.
fb0de4 No.14934639
>>14934574
Nah, fuck yourself
858ad6 No.14934650
d77168 No.14934653
THIS IS WHAT THESE FUCKERS DID TO COMMAND AND CONQUER
THEY OPPOSE KANE
ENEMIES OF KANE
EXPEL THEM
2eb809 No.14934672
What a boring match. Who the fuck are the two guys?
4c70b3 No.14934673
>>14934575
Where you work at nigga?
fb0de4 No.14934694
>>14934672
>Who the fuck are the two guys?
Nobodies, just like everyone in that entire conference
3d6095 No.14934699
>>14934672
Dude on the left is a pretty old competitive player, his wife is fucking hot.
5d71dc No.14934702
78ebc4 No.14934720
>>14934673
>turning this thread into a "i have a better job than you"
935d04 No.14934722
dislikes jumped to 6k after that shit show of mobileshit.
4c70b3 No.14934733
I will never enjoy e-sports. I cannot associate the "athletes" with their talent, since all they do is push buttons and move joysticks around.
aeb947 No.14934735
WIMMIN GENERALS
WE 2018 NOW, LADS
2eb809 No.14934737
>>14934699
I think I have a shot at fucking his wife.
ca098b No.14934740
5d71dc No.14934767
No, no, NO!
Was that Yuri?
fb0de4 No.14934771
A MILLION OF DOLLARS WORTH CGI TRAILER FOR MOBILE SHIT
3d6095 No.14934773
>>14934694
>To be fair the one dude is actually really good at some old RTS games.
>>14934720
Its called a filter
>>14934737
You are posting on hatechan, you have no shot at anything.
9c7cf4 No.14934776
>sandworm from Dune games is in this moblie shit as well
ow
that one genuinely hurt
78ebc4 No.14934792
aeb947 No.14934799
>No SSX
>No Skate
Fuck it all, I just wasted an hour of my life on this shit.
2eb809 No.14934802
>>14934773
>You are posting on hatechan, you have no shot at anything.
You can do anything, you just have to believe in yourself.
89fa0b No.14934804
Time to die, people.
It's over.
3d6095 No.14934820
>>14934804
Spoiler that shit.
d77168 No.14934832
>"COMMAND AND CONQUER. FOR A NEW GENERATION"
DAMN YOU, PRINCE OF EVIL!
GIVE C&C THE RESPECT IT DESERVES YOU WICKED, WICKED DEVIL!
2eb809 No.14934867
EQUALITY AND INCLUSION
NO BULLYING
058f86 No.14934873
>>14934832
Download Shockwave, Contra, or Rise of the Reds for Generals. Contra feels the most like "what should have been".
476a23 No.14934881
>>14925104
>What are your plans for E3?
Staying here with you anons and enjoying it no matter what comes on
>Anyone watching any of the pre-shows?
Might watch a few
>Eatin? Drinkin? Playin?
Nothing yet,Water, Girls frontline
>The real game starts tomorrow but I am already sitting back and relaxing.
Me too anon
>Stay Comfy.
God bless you anons who make these comfy threads. You guys remind me why I stay here.
ca098b No.14934888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4c70b3 No.14934901
>>14934720
I only mentioned it to validate my "like winning" philosophy. I.e., I don't hate losing or failing, and I've seen reasonable success.
3b63a1 No.14934911
9c7cf4 No.14934918
oh no, social impact
If it's not related to manmade asteroids, I'm not interested
>bullying
>equality
>divirsity
>HeforShe
>thanks for hte privilege
>making better world by making worse games
5d71dc No.14934923
>When do you plan to buy another EA game
Never after the speech about "Inclusion and equality".
2eb809 No.14934941
Nice, remixed muse. This music is awful.
fb0de4 No.14934947
THESE WALLS CAN'T PROTECT FOREVER YOU EVIL WHITE RAYCISS
3d6095 No.14934950
f04d07 No.14934951
This really is an even shittier version of Destiny.
2eb809 No.14934968
aeb947 No.14934969
>Gaymer grill comes screeching onto the stage
Fuck off.
545c14 No.14934982
>womyn in a space suit
>muh mechs
>much dinosaurs
how fucking boring, god damn
058f86 No.14934985
>Liz Lemon dresses for Persona 5
d77168 No.14934995
>>14934873
Gimme a few more details to go on, searching is only gonna tell me about Contra, the old shoot 'em up
fb0de4 No.14934997
>>14934969
but dude equality lmao
3d6095 No.14934998
>Lead writer is a female
HAAHAHHAHAHAH TRASH 101
78ebc4 No.14935032
as if casey hasnt ruined enough
this game has everything going against it
d77168 No.14935042
>>14934918
what's the name of that documentary again?
2eb809 No.14935043
HOW COOL WAS THAT TRAILER!
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3ba20f No.14935063
>>14934947
>Something out there is trying to kill us
>If it weren't for these walls it would already be in here, killing us
>Walls are bad
476a23 No.14935070
Can someone give me a working link for the E3 stream please? I can't tell if it's just God trying to spare me from this horror but none of the links I tried are working
3b63a1 No.14935071
>>14935043
>tepid applause
78ebc4 No.14935072
>>14935042
something with sand
fb0de4 No.14935078
>Other players get to play with you
058f86 No.14935090
>>14934995
They're all mods for C&C Generals.
Contra is current and receives massive updates occasionally.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/contra
Shockwave will theoretically be updated sometimes.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-shockwave
Same guys that did Shockwave did RotR. Adds Russia and the EU as factions.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/rise-of-the-reds/
3fdd6f No.14935091
ca098b No.14935099
2eb809 No.14935106
e0706f No.14935109
>we've designed Anthem so that we can add new story in the future
For the low price of
9c7cf4 No.14935115
>players want more story
IF I WANTED A STORY I'D READ A BOOK
3d6095 No.14935135
2eb809 No.14935143
WHERES THE GAY SEX ANNOUNCEMENT BIOWARE?!
fb0de4 No.14935155
>>14935109
$69,99 base lame bad goyim edition
$89,99 good goyim edition
$120,99 best of all goyims edition
fb8c34 No.14935157
I've seen roadkill that was less dead and irrelevant than Bioware.
476a23 No.14935176
>>14935091
Thank you anon.
78ebc4 No.14935181
9c7cf4 No.14935184
>what's it like to write a new world?
>what's it like to create a world from scratch?
your next line will be
<what's it like to design a new world from an artists perspective?
e3fe0e No.14935201
>>14935153
>Posting an except from the latest EA game
GET OUT TORPEDO
476a23 No.14935202
9c7cf4 No.14935203
>>14935181
free cat is better
2eb809 No.14935228
TOR autist is more interesting than Anthem
9c7cf4 No.14935238
What the fuck kind of a question is that?
5d71dc No.14935247
Doesn't Anthem sound like Boiware is just attempting to do a shitty retake on the story in Xenoblade?
3d6095 No.14935257
>>14935228
I have tor posters auto filtered, is it some /leftypol/ bait?
fb0de4 No.14935268
>Y-you need those exoo.. uhhh these exo-robot jets hings because w-without these suits the world will k-kill you, also uuuuuuuhhh there's a colossus there too and uhhh aliens too
This was written by a 7 year old, wasn't it?
e3fe0e No.14935276
>>14935257
"Ironic" Cuckold propoganda.
476a23 No.14935278
>All those people in youtube chat waiting for Skate 4 announcement
I feel sorry for those poor bastards
2eb809 No.14935281
78ebc4 No.14935294
>>14935278
thats the best part
9c7cf4 No.14935296
>>14935247
I thought that too.
2eb809 No.14935302
InB4 this tweet is written by a shill account
e0706f No.14935315
>>14935268
AND THEN a dinosaur appeared
AND THEN the green one saved the red one
AND THEN
>>14935247
Without the scale and environmental details in that world, it's going to be a lot more boring
fb8c34 No.14935316
>>14935257
/leftypol/ pretending to be /pol/ pretending to be /leftypol/.
858ad6 No.14935318
>Hey we're not going to cuck you with pay to win! This is notable for some reason!
>Timid applause.
hah
fb0de4 No.14935323
MICRO TRANSACTIONS WOOHOO
3ba20f No.14935339
I really hate every single time one of these kikes goes: "Don't worry we won't have the ebil loot boxes we're the good guys"
935d04 No.14935341
>>14935302
But those tweet are authentic. Who else could achieve 3 likes within a week?
9ed2ed No.14935342
>>14935327
knock it off faggot, it stopped being funny the third time.
9c7cf4 No.14935345
>>14935302
nah, probably just cherry picked
Fuck this presenter, she is like some 5 year old girl who wants to be a part of construction workers during lunch
d77168 No.14935355
>>14935278
BUT WHEN'S SKATE 4
78ebc4 No.14935363
>>14935339
>youll have to pay for cosmetics
>people clap
9c7cf4 No.14935376
>>14935302
the one about single and multiplayer is definitely a shill account. the wording gives it away
476a23 No.14935378
>>14935355
Jesus anon, That image spooked the hell out me
545c14 No.14935394
>>14935355
>spidernigger
>spidernigger wants to play video games
don't you have some rats to ravage?
858ad6 No.14935399
Did this chick not get laid for a whole 30 minutes? She's laying down heavy 'Please fuck me' signals constantly.
3fdd6f No.14935417
>"Well I'm glad to hear that I can make me javelin pink."
2eb809 No.14935427
>>14935378
Spiders are cool.
fb0de4 No.14935429
>Microtransactions
<Soooo… I know you're all at the edge of your seats! :)
78ebc4 No.14935437
>experience it
>totally not completely scripted glorified trailer
2eb809 No.14935438
>>14935417
Now it can look like her vagina.
791184 No.14935462
God I miss zone of the enders so much.
7a7314 No.14935488
Anyone else notice the shitty water physics in a prerendered scene?
fb0de4 No.14935500
LOOK AT OUR GRAFIX THE GRAFIIX BUY THE GRAFIX NOW GOYIM BUY THE SHINY NEW TOY WE MADE NOOOOOWWWW BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHLLLHHHUUTTLLHHHHFGHOEDGHO BUUY OUR GAME YOU FUCKING GOYIM BUY IT
858ad6 No.14935527
>Cuts out right before we get to see some basic bitch monster AI
Hah
3b63a1 No.14935536
Everything about this looks unremarkable in every way and completely generic.
78ebc4 No.14935557
>>14935536
yup.
>im sooo hyyyyyped you gaiiiiiiiis
9c7cf4 No.14935560
Why am I getting a nuMonster Hunter World vibe from this?
Fucking shoot this bitch, she's negating my migraine medicine with her cringe and screeching.
776abe No.14935571
Look at those chunky thighs, god fucking damn. The most interesting thing in this presentation.
2eb809 No.14935577
>Have to wait to play
Oh no, what will I do?
4c70b3 No.14935580
I really hate style over substance…
fb8c34 No.14935596
>>14935536
That's how you know it's Bioware.
fb0de4 No.14935605
>>14935571
WHERE ARE THE TITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
545c14 No.14935608
>>14935571
she'd be alright, but only if I could gag her throughout the entirety of my interaction with her.
2eb809 No.14935613
>>14935596
You know it's bioware when the presenter shows her girlcock.
791184 No.14935616
>>14935571
No kidding and I'm not even into the thicc meme.
858ad6 No.14935621
For all we've seen right now, the only word that can describe it is jewry.
3b63a1 No.14935627
>>14935571
I wanna jizz all over her forehead.
776abe No.14935643
>>14935605
Flat is justice
>>14935608
Just rape the talk out of her, turn her into a good girl.
5d71dc No.14935649
>>14935560
>Why am I getting a nuMonster Hunter World vibe from this?
You'll see why: https://archive.fo/yShTB
3d6095 No.14935651
>>14935571
Those are fat thighs, not tight thighs. Anti Thicc.
78ebc4 No.14935673
that was every bit as bad as i thought it would be
2eb809 No.14935689
>>14935643
How flat is too flat?
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3ba20f No.14935711
>>14935682
It hasn't even begun.
545c14 No.14935724
>>14935643
Good idea
>>14935689
If your rib cage is showing, you won't get my dick juices flowing
791184 No.14935736
>>14935682
It's just getting started.
5d71dc No.14935754
>>14935709
Name one thing in Anthem that hasn't already been done in one of the games listed in the link. Also, if you've played those games, you'll see the similarity.
78ebc4 No.14935758
e3fe0e No.14935760
>>14935718
>Fifa
The only niggers that even like Fifa are the Huelanders.
fb0de4 No.14935767
>>14935682
You haven't even seen the latest Battlefield V gameplay yet goyim heheheh
7a7314 No.14935770
Is it over? Are they just going to play SPORTS for the rest of the day?
058f86 No.14935771
d77168 No.14935783
>>14935709
Post gogo porn for fuck's sake, I need eye bleach after that
d77168 No.14935791
Post your report cards, bois
476a23 No.14935830
>>14935791
Just like C&C. F
78ebc4 No.14935841
>>14935791
cant wait for xbox thats gonna be one hell of a dumpster fire
6a0afd No.14935861
Highlights include:
>EA going out of their way to apologize twice in their conference
>I am still unable to get a screencap of their CEO which doesn't hold powerful evil energy
fb0de4 No.14935873
Why is that nigger wearing glitter on his teeth
ca7394 No.14935874
Fuck this shit. See ya tomorrow
9c7cf4 No.14935900
>>14935873
you already answered your own question
3fdd6f No.14935913
>>14935861
this game also looks ok from what they showed.
fb0de4 No.14935924
>>14935913
Yeah it looks okay for porn
545c14 No.14935928
>>14935913
you're just saying that cause you wanna fuck the qt monster grill
6a0afd No.14935936
>>14935913
It looks cute, I like the art style.
I didnt get enough gameplay of it to form a real opinion though.
the presented kept going on about depression and the human condition I just wanted to see how it played.
058f86 No.14935949
>>14935900
The new Command and Conquer thing checks off for Emoji Movie equivalent and More Focus on Mobile Market. They showed blacks and women in Battlefield V, which hits the Diversity tile.
545c14 No.14935960
>>14935951
Yeah, I do, but that doesn't mean that the game she's from will be any good.
935d04 No.14935974
>>14935960
Hey. Evolve wasn't a good game too. If it achieves monster girl porn status, then it will at least achieve one thing good, even if the game flops depressingly.
85ea15 No.14935991
>>14935960
very true, the german "dev" was the clishee of a leftist ideolog, and the whole idea if it being about depression and loneliness shouts "art" game at me.
fuck em, im waiting for the cyberpunk presentation, everything else can go fuck itself.
545c14 No.14935992
545c14 No.14936001
>>14935991
Also a fair point
2eb809 No.14936025
When's the next conference?
058f86 No.14936041
>>14936025
Tomorrow. Come chill until then. Crash 3 starting now.
https://www.twitch.tv/nasa_marathon
ca098b No.14936046
5d71dc No.14936050
>>14936025
Xbox 24 hours from now.
d77168 No.14936248
9c7cf4 No.14936543
>>14935949
then I guess it's a bingo, since I consider the e-sport fagots to e-celebs as well.