95c71a No.14904387
http://archive.is/NGUDx
True death comes to evolve in 3 months time, after that there will be no more.
f934f5 No.14904404
Where's Evolve autist when you need him?
9d3e2d No.14904427
>people buy games that don't allow user run servers
Hahahahahahaha, this never gets old.
5a604a No.14904430
no one is surprised by this right
0ef5a9 No.14904448
>>14904387
RIP Wraith
You will be missed but your game won't be
>>14904430
Not really.
4b8ee3 No.14904453
>>14904448
>RIP Wraith
The model has been ripped and uploaded, right?
e00dbf No.14904467
lmao literally who giveth a fuck about this piece of shit of a game
6b5e28 No.14904474
66464e No.14904485
>>14904387
>True death comes to evolve in 3 months time, after that there will be no more.
/v/ gamenight when?
e7d42b No.14904491
>>14904485
>gamenight of a game that can only let 5 people play at a time
Probably not gonna happen. though I'm not opposed to it
0ef5a9 No.14904498
>>14904485
It's honestly not worth it.
Ever play that L4D game mode where it's you play as the survivors versus the special infected? Evolve is basically that for the entire game.
9d3e2d No.14904501
>>14904485
>>14904491
You didn't buy it did you anons?
e7d42b No.14904506
>>14904501
No, but I did play it once it went f2p. It's really not that bad.
4d8deb No.14904510
>>14904501
My friends did now I get to laugh at them for not listening to me
66464e No.14904515
>>14904501
nope, but its f2p so i guess why not?
9ea997 No.14904516
this is now a yfw you didn't buy evolve thread
66eade No.14904536
>>14904516
do not give this anon more any more (you)s, please give them to me instead, here's an anime girl for your trouble
9344b4 No.14904546
I don't keep up with multiplayer games. What other big multiplayer games shut down completely shutting off access to the game like how >>14904427 put it? Besides MMOs.
0ef5a9 No.14904551
>>14904516
>>14904541
>>14904549
Oh please no, come on guys don't do this shit again. This thread could be used for discussing why the game failed so bad, don't turn it into a (You) fest for some attention whore.
9d3e2d No.14904553
>14904516
>14904536
No (you)s for anyone
25bea7 No.14904555
>>14904551
>>14904553
>breaking up the circle jerk
how fucking dare you bigots
66eade No.14904559
>>14904553
>>14904551
PUT THE (you)s IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT
11c13e No.14904561
>>14904551
Shut up, nigger. Don't get in the way of tradition.
e7d42b No.14904567
>>14904561
>muh tradition
Oh excuse me, let me go start up a LOL and am thread then.
9d3e2d No.14904568
>>14904561
It isn't tradition, it's about as new as roll images which are also cancer.
683c64 No.14904576
>>14904551
O-okay..
So wasn't the biggest problem with Evolve the fact the devs didn't know how to make something that didn't play like L4D? I've heard repeatedly the whole game is like one big tank fight and every fight is the same.
>>14904561
No, no. He's right, the >post yfw shit does get pretty cancerous at times.
0ef5a9 No.14904578
0ef5a9 No.14904582
>>14904576
>So wasn't the biggest problem with Evolve the fact the devs didn't know how to make something that didn't play like L4D?
It's not just that, one of Turtle Rock's biggest blunders was starting up again after all their good devs stayed at Valve. They were basically left with some artists and ideas guys who got lucky once.
acc67a No.14904591
>>14904551
Didn't the game fail through DLC judaism so outwardly hebraic even the goyim were turned off by it at launch, aside from the gameplay being too mediocre to properly sustain the game otherwise?
Kinda reminds me of a certain other multiplayer game of recent times now that I think about it.
e7d42b No.14904603
>>14904591
I remember that now. Every character had a gorillion skins that costed like 15 dollars each.
784f53 No.14904608
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14904591
The DLC was all cosmetic besides the later monster. I don't have a problem with that. The game just got really stale and the matchmaking was horrendous. I really liked the game, but the balance was bad too. Against a decent human team, it was almost impossible to win unless you went cthulhu monster and landed a few lucky lightning strikes in a row. I usually went goliath because it caught people off guard but it was a shitshow of a game unfortunately.
Vid related, gay but informative.
0ef5a9 No.14904614
>>14904591
The DLC was a problem, yes, but not the biggest.
The core game was repetitive, I mean REALLY repetitive. Practically every review brought up how the game got tiring after just two or three matches, the devs spent so much time planning out "seasons", characters, maps, weapons and various other things that they never bothered to see if the fundamentals could hold your attention for longer than 20 minutes.
Like >>14904576 said, every match was like a L4D tank fight.
db794e No.14904626
>>14904546
Pretty much all modern games have a total dependency on a central server these days. Anything with microtransactions for sure.
I've been stuck with shitty free to play multiplayer games, because I'll be damned if I'm going to buy a game with free to play server structure.
46d09c No.14904629
>>14904591
It launched with $136 dollars worth of skins on sale. And got worse from there if I remember right
http://archive.is/8v1Qs
9d27f0 No.14904639
>>14904398
The nigger at 0:08 is in Crowbcat's video on Kinect, too. I wonder how much he gets around being a shill for giant video game corporations that hate him.
I remember skimming the videos in that compilation; it was interesting to see how many shades of awful YouTuber there were. There were plenty of people who hit the mark with their Evolve videos, only for the rest of their channel to be ALL CAPS LATEST PATCH ASSASSIN'S CREED DESTINY MAX LEVEL RAID GAMEPLAY.
>CliffyB was looking forward to it
It's like an Archie comic where the best way to be fashionable is to wear something Jughead hates. Make games CliffyB can't stand.
305cdc No.14904647
>>14904608
I bought it on sale and all the monsters got a buff so a level 2 win is possible and a level 3 likely.
305cdc No.14904658
The game would be fun if they boosted the jet packs for Hunters and Gave an hp boost to all the monsters.
6b9ff5 No.14904664
I WANNA COPULATE WITH THE WRAITH.
0ef5a9 No.14904668
784f53 No.14904674
>>14904647
Early game it was ridiculous. I mean when I was human I was ridiculously good with the medic so I would just keep a monster tagged nonstop. Eventually we would corner him and get him at level 2 max. Anything less than level 3 was an easy kill. My favorite wins as goliath were when I would, as soon as the humans dropped, do a 180 and wait by the spawn crouched. They would run, following the dog, and since the dog took a while to catch up he would lead them elsewhere. Then I would pounce on the medic and instagib him and then everyone else was a piece of cake. <5m games were common. But the game got more bullshit if you had that fucking railgun fag against you.
92c2ff No.14904746
The free to play failed even harder once people realized that they stripped OUT maps and modes because they felt that mainstream wouldn't 'get' it. I don't know the maps specifically but it was the defense game mode they stripped out that people were more vocal about. Not that there were a lot of people to be vocal in the first place.
These people deserve what happened to them regardless but I feel that even appealing to lowest common denominator on release shot them in the foot since the potential hard playerbase were probably pushed off by that.
aa26b1 No.14904913
>>14904398
Look at his fucking nostrils holy shit.
9d27f0 No.14904934
OP is a faggot, since the article he archived contains no direct source and the latest news on 2K is positive, and the official website's last update was September 2016. You need to go into the support section to find the actual announcement. What a (((coincidence))).
https://archive.fo/Mi3ZG
>>14904591
>gameplay being too mediocre
As someone who cared way too much about L4D2, this stings the most. I was so excited for Evolve to be good, but every single thing about the core gameplay loop was fumbled.
The whole point of L4D2 is the survivors need to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, and the infected need to stop them from doing it as quickly as possible. The tank fights function as hard stops where the survivors are forcibly drained of health/ammunition/items in case the normal infected haven't been doing their jobs correctly, or as an opportunity for a quick victory if they have.
You know what the "meta" thing to do was in tank fights? Stay the fuck back and throw rocks while your teammates harassed the survivors. You did that until the game detected you were being a pussy and said "you need to attack the survivors in melee range right now or we'll give tank control to one of your teammates." Sometimes it was even the correct decision to do this, just so you could keep throwing rocks. Eventually a dumbass bot would take over so you'd need to go in, but that was the gist of it.
So when Turtle Rock, the guys who "made" L4D in the first place decided to expand on this core mechanic, what did they do to discourage camping and lame play? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Hell, the way the evolution system worked, it outright encouraged you to run away until you were too strong to be stopped.
And then it released to critical evisceration due to a functionally incomplete gameplay experience that should have been fixed in fucking beta. Even a change like making the monster able to eat hunter corpses would have encouraged some kind of aggression. Power Stone solved a similar problem 20 years ago; it really isn't that hard.
076001 No.14904949
I guess someone pressed B to stop it prematurely after all.
d32c19 No.14905020
>>14904498
>Ever play that L4D game mode where it's you play as the survivors versus Tank? Evolve is basically that for the entire game.
fixed
d04a4e No.14905039
>>14904398
>Blazinga endorsed it
kiss of death
45be11 No.14905056
>>14904404
Laughing at the shitty macros made to defame them.
e41921 No.14905058
>>14904387
RIP xeno qts, you were the only good thing to come out of this dumpster fire
45be11 No.14905064
>>14904934
except the vast majority of those images have nothing to do with me.
66464e No.14905067
>>14904934
RIP Evolveshill
6b9ff5 No.14905073
>>14905058
aww yeah,i'd make horrible mutant babies with them.
45be11 No.14905076
>>14905067
except those are several different people.
0ef5a9 No.14905087
>>14905058
>tfw you'll never French kiss one of these ladies
>tfw they'll never get carried away and accidentally shove their tongue down your throat
66464e No.14905091
>>14905076
i never implied that.
45be11 No.14905098
>>14904934
>Even a change like making the monster able to eat hunter corpses would have encouraged some kind of aggression
They always could.
45be11 No.14905099
>>14905091
But they are several diffrent people.
That's certainly not my DA page, for instance.
2274c8 No.14905109
>>14904949
>>14904981
It's a reference to pokemon evolving when they reach a certain level. You can press B to stop them from evolving if you want to keep the version you have now.
>>14904934
It's more than just that. L4D mostly works because the Survivor's objective and the Infected objective make them clash against each other, not avoid confrontation for as long as possible.
Meanwhile in Evolve, fighting the hunters at lvl 1 is pratically throwing the game unless they are really bad. Fighting at lvl2 is an even fight, but if you can get there, why wouldn't you go for lvl 3 where it's much easier?
The biggest issue with the game was fundamentally that a good Monster plays in an unfun way to get stronger, avoiding confrontation as long as possible so the hunters spend 10-15 minutes just running around, not shooting at anything (you can go for the albino creatures, but it's an RNG buff that might not be worth the lost time and doesn't keep you busy for that long anyway).
Now couple that with the inbalanced-by-design power level of both teams according to the monster level and you get a frustrating experience at either 1 or 3 for one side.
The funny thing is, it wouldn't be hard to fix the game. Just have the monster respawn like the Infected in L4D, but he accumulates score for the damage he deals, evolving at certain amounts of points. The more damage he deals with each life, the stronger he respawns in the next one. Assured agression and the monster actually hunting the hunters instead of running like a bitch for 2/3 of the match. Eazy-peazy.
But wait! There's more! Make the hunter's objetive a dynamic one, based on the map!
One gamemode has the hunters poaching local creatures and mutants. They are agressive and fight back, but aren't too tough and award some points. Killing the monster awards more points, however he gets stronger as he fights the hunters so you'd have to reach your quota of kills before the monster is too strong to handle!
Another gamemode is about escorting civilians out of a base onto a landing zone for evac. The convoys are sometimes attacked by creatures or even by the Monster, who earns points for killing civilians as well. You have to evacuate a certain amount of civilians to win the game, take too long and the monster will feed on you.
A third one could be about the monster laying eggs around the map. As he reaches a new tier in power, one of the eggs hatches and the offspring follows the monster, respawning with him. The hunters have to destroy as many eggs as possible but if they take too long, a swarm will fall on them!
Also, Hunter progression? In those 3 modes, every time the hunters achieve something like getting 100 killscore, evacutating 50 civilians or destroying 3 eggs, a supply box is dropped on the map that upgrades their gear to better versions or gives them new weapons.
This means that, the better they perform, the stronger they become with a progression happening in parallel with the monster, each fighting to stay the apex predator.
And it's dastardly easy to balance this in order to prevent snowballing: just have the wildlife become more dangerous and agressive the bigger the gap in power between the hunters and the monster, so the monster can catch up without getting a direct powerup.
0ef5a9 No.14905115
3c621a No.14905123
>The evolve autist is in this thread
>he is still doing damage control
Hey fag, didn't you created your own thread so you could cry all you wanted there?
45be11 No.14905135
>>14905123
Oh look. It's this post again.
2274c8 No.14905144
>>14905123
Report that thread as a duplicate and include this one in the report just to fuck with him. :^)
0ef5a9 No.14905158
>>14905123
>>14905144
Just filter him. It's probably not actually him, but rather a masterb8er acting as him to attract (You)s.
45be11 No.14905165
d32c19 No.14905184
>>14905109
>It's more than just that. L4D mostly works because the Survivor's objective and the Infected objective make them clash against each other, not avoid confrontation for as long as possible.
No no no.
It makes only Infected to clash against Survivors, because Infected are on the clock. Survivors have no reasons to attack Infected except for self-defense. But Infected have gameplay mobility and abilities (perfect vision) that make Survivors not be able to avoid attacks. Confrontation is guaranteed. Evolve is opposite of such as escaping side (monster) can effectively escape pursuit. Perfect match is nothing happens match. Obviously boring.
2bcc25 No.14905216
>>14904506
Evolve is fun, it just gets boring quick.
305cdc No.14905230
>I still load up quickplay and do a couple matches on ps4
2274c8 No.14905235
>>14905184
>Survivors have no reasons to attack Infected except for self-defense.
Well, not exactly. Survivor play is mostly resource management. The longer you take, the more resources you end up spending to travel the same distance, especially pills and medkits. Generally, you want to kill the special Infected as soon as you see them to neutralize a thread that would cost you supplies.
But I get where you're coming from, Survivors don't actually get anything out of hunting Infected and are better off rushing ahead and leaving them behind.
The thing is, Infected were made not just to punish mistakes (punish crowding with Boomer, punish staying alone with Hunter, etc) but also to stop the Hunters from progressing, while also being able to teleport ahead in case they are left behind.
I remenber winning a match against a friend simply by constantly pulling him back with a Smoker and he took a fuckload of time to get his bearings (it was that dark mall map) and stick in his head that he should rush ahead, not hunt me around while someone else recharges his power.
Evolve on the other hand gives enhanced mobility to the side that is trying to run away, since the jetpacks were such a fucking joke.
It'd be like giving the Hunters Leap ability to every Survivor instead.
Also, dunno if anyone played it but Citizen Kabuto was basically a cool precursor to Evolve but better done, especially since it was a 3 way fight.
2bcc25 No.14905244
>>14905109
Nice post anon, those are pretty good ideas.
45be11 No.14905294
>>14905235
but kabuto doesnt play like it
5aa8cc No.14905297
>>14904551
As if we actually need to have a fucking 300+ reply thread prancing about like faggots as we ponder why this content-starved, multiplayer focused, one trick gimmick of a game could've possibly fucking failed. Anyone who's not retarded saw this coming way before the game even came out.
94dbf9 No.14905305
>>14904516
always sad when a game fails, but they fucked up with pricing from the start. and the whole concept seemed cool, but as a mode for a much larger game. also the hunters and monsters looked generic as fuck with no real personality.
5aa8cc No.14905319
>>14904591
Not it failed because it was a boring shitheap of a game where every match played out the same way for both the humans and the monster and people moved on. It was a game focused solely on its multiplayer aspect, but it didn't bother to create a solid foundation for its gameplay
909ddd No.14905324
>>14904398
The dlc policy killed it. And when they made Stage 2 it went up. But they managed to get the final nail in the coffin.
>stage 2 started with a big event
>players getting currency like crazy and playerbase increases
>after the event everyone has plenty of currency and can buy many heroes / weapons / skins
>devalue the currency by increasing all prices by factor 10 without any warning
>players leave
c47206 No.14905330
Depth has similar player counts in the steam charts yet they can keep the server up and running and they still update, evolve confirmed for suck and inapt as an asymetrical combat game.
45be11 No.14905335
>>14905324
Stage 2 didn't even have the majority of gamemodes or major draw that Retail had
>round mutators depending on who won the previous match
How was this lacking in content unless you were a Mobatard?
0ef5a9 No.14905352
>>14905297
Oh yeah, so you know what's better? A 300+ reply thread of reaction images.
5aa8cc No.14905377
>>14905352
I'd rather have that than have a redundant thread about why this game that was doomed since jump street failed
45be11 No.14905379
>>14905109
hillariously a lot of what you said existed in retail in some form, and even pre-alpha, but 2k removed it.
909ddd No.14905382
>>14905335
Wrong reply shilling maggot
2274c8 No.14905389
>>14905319
This reminds me that Citizen Kabuto has an actually pretty funny single player campaign to play besides the multiplayer and that you can still host servers to play with other people if you want, despite all these years. Funny how old shit seems to think about permanence more often than new shit.
45be11 No.14905397
2274c8 No.14905405
>>14905352
That's not entirally bad, these are the threads we fill our folders with after all. As long as something substancial is posted with the pics, it's all good.
>>14905377
If you don't explain in detail WHY something is shit, the WHY stops mattering and soon you're flooded with "you only dislike it because it's popular" and other retarded bullshit.
You're not supposed to have a better taste than other people just because you play better games but also because you understand why they are better as well and it's our duty to stay vigilante and pass on that knowledge whenever someone asks these questions.
If you don't want to take that trouble, you're free to post a cute animu girl and leave the thread, others will take the torch and keep passing on the knowledge.
ac12dd No.14905477
shut the fuck up and
POST XENO SMUT
0ef5a9 No.14905514
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776e7d No.14905572
Good. It was (((DLC))) shit from the start.
>>14904934
A lesson: cure yourself from the disease known as "hype".
45be11 No.14905585
a32d97 No.14905654
>>14905165
>Generation 1 Vanu Soverignty Represent.
Of course he is a Trannu
b6c9ac No.14905739
>>14904387
Literally what?
6b9ff5 No.14905757
>>14905752
What is this from?
9f6a81 No.14905767
>>14905752
I want to shoot sticky glue at her as soon as she turns around from making that face. She'd never see it coming.
5d3a3a No.14905774
>>14905757
Boku no piko
no, just kidding. ReLIFE
6b9ff5 No.14905781
>>14905774
Interesting,she looked just like a girl from a VN i was reading,so i was wondering if it was an adaption of that.
9f6a81 No.14905790
>>14905767
WAIT NO!
I meant "she'd never hear it coming!" That's way more clever right?!
dc4f19 No.14905811
>>14904536
Can't disagree with tiddy smug.
>>14904551
I don't even care. The instant a game forces online onto me is the point I stop caring about it. Its death should be a clue why.
45be11 No.14905859
>>14905654
>implying i'm a nu-gen vanu
get out of my face
395f4f No.14905865
Evolve was a great game in its near original form and I enjoyed my 140+ hours playing it.
The players complaining were all braindead retards that couldn't handle the most basic "Let's cut the thing off" or "Lets split up 2 and 2 and force him into our trapper" so ended up chasing something that's faster in a big circle while it ate it's way to lvl 3 and stomped them.
Many hunters couldn't even handle jetpack management or realize the importance of speed.
Second, all DLC complaints were reddit tier, and probably part of an organized campaign to damage the company by competitors. The DLC monster was a weak piece of shit anyways, but who gives a shit about cosmetic skin DLC? Only Reddit.
Goliath was the best, and wraith got nerfed into the ground despite being a squishy a couple patches in. Against top-notch hunters, Goliath was still the better option.
The F2P version that came out destroyed everything good about the game and dumbed it down for call of duty retards. Evolve is an example of why games will continue to be dumbed down.
>>14905109
>why fight at lvl 2 when you can go for lvl 3
I'd fight intentionally at lvl 2 to deal some damage and cause wounds to enemy hunters that reduce their max health and then GTFO after my armor had been chewed up, or I'd decide to just win if I fought well. Against good hunters, you might not win your level 3 fight if they all have full HP and no wounds.
45be11 No.14905869
>>14905865
screencapped for truth
824ef1 No.14905909
>>14905865
>split up
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yes please, retard. I will fucking destroy every group that does this.
5efc7c No.14905917
Might as well.
>>14904398
Between making enough DLC to turn off fucking normalfags and going nuclear on the porn, it's no wonder Bazinga endorsed this game.
>>14904516
>jerked off to the porn
>laughed at retards that bought a soon to be unplayable game
This was a good game.
d7fa4f No.14905921
Man oh man I came so close to buying this game.
I played the shit out of the open beta weekend right before launch and was really enjoying it, BUT it ran like complete and total ass on my computer.
So I figured I would wait a bit until I had a computer that could run it well, but then it died almost right after launch and saved me from myself.
the worst thing is that it even made me apologize for the dlc saying something along the lines of "it was just cosmetic so it doesn't matter" and I even got a "user cannot technically be banned for this post" on here
395f4f No.14905926
>>14905909
Most people would be destroyed, especially if the distance they split up was too great.
Have a hunter that can do that mass invis thing with the trapper, and medic + assault make a lot of noise. Point is to get him into the bubble, survive long enough for whole team to engage
7fe202 No.14905938
>>14904398
>all that shilling in the (((interviews)))
>>14904516
Mfw this is the first I heard of this game
45be11 No.14905955
>>14905895
Except I'm not banned from the Alfa legion.
ec984d No.14906182
>>14904398
(((cash for comments))
45be11 No.14906184
>>14906182
>implying dsp is a legitimate source
ec984d No.14906208
>>14906184
> implying any of them are
DSP is just a broken clock here.
b95e09 No.14906209
fd7982 No.14906258
>>14904546
It was never big and died a slow death, but Super Monday Night Combat shut down their servers less than two weeks ago.
b95e09 No.14906318
>>14906258
I know literally nothing about that game other than they did a promotion with TF2 right before Valve went fucking overboard with the promotional shit.
6b9ff5 No.14906323
>>14905917
I love this,may i have more good sir?
My monster love is great,and my content is little.
e88dd8 No.14906439
>was at E3 back when Evolve was announced
>fuckhuge booth, tons of forced esports shit, long lines, etc
>this is going to change competitive gaming!
>remember thinking '..it looks like shit. Do they actually think this glorified L4D mod is going to be the next LoL or CSGO?
>fast forward to today
>mfw
Honestly, did anyone really think this game wasn't DOA?
913138 No.14906460
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b95e09 No.14906464
>>14906439
Didn't it lose all its thunder because they called skins DLC, so click-bait articles could say "There's $1000s of dollars of DLC in this game" causing normalfags to flip shit…. Despite the fact this is in every single normalfag game under a different name.
6b9ff5 No.14906474
>>14906460
Absolutely fantastic
except for 2.
6cc707 No.14906501
>>14905938
>Mfw this is the first I heard of this game
Hello and welcome to the internet, elementary school kid. Now fuck off and die.
dee23e No.14906507
I want a futa xeno to impregnate my ass.
e88dd8 No.14906525
>>14906464
Anon, Evolve died because of many different reasons; chief among them is the game was a bland, uninteresting multiplayer mode sold for $60. The hellishly aggressive MTX didn't help.
b95e09 No.14906529
>>14906525
>Evolve died because of many different reasons; chief among them is the game was a bland, uninteresting multiplayer mode sold for $60.
I don't see how this would be the Chief reason. Normalfags eat blandness like it's fucking candy.
e88dd8 No.14906534
>>14906529
What's bland to us isn't the same as what's bland to a normalfag.
I meant that Evolve was bland to them, so you can imagine how shitty it was received here.
45be11 No.14906539
Wasn't an l4d mod, though.
e9b5c0 No.14906603
>>14904387
Neat. Shocked this didn't happen sooner. This game really is a case where they had the materials for something that COULD have been great, but they instead chose to fuck up in every way possible.
776e7d No.14906607
>>14905865
The game was shit, though.
And it is still a dead game.
>>14905585
All (((DLC))) are shit. Games must come with all it's contents for free, on the game.
Stay mad, impotent cuck. Your game is dead.
And we contributed to it by not spending anything and spreading to normalfags to not buy it.
e97e3a No.14906617
1d8c4e No.14906638
>>14905405
I understand why it's important to explain why something is bad, but eventually it gets to the point where you're being asked to explain something that's common knowledge on imageboards, if not most popular forums. It's tiring to have redundant discussions and explain your reasoning time and time again just because some people were late to the party or lack the will to look shit up for themselves.
Case in point, we have an ASSFAGGOTS thread up with people asking why ASSFAGGOTS games are bad.
f4ae4c No.14906683
95% of all /v/ butthurt can be avoided by simply not preordering or buying a game.
Wait and/or pirate. Pretty simple concept.
dc4f19 No.14906692
>>14906683
Addendum: If it's always-online, skip it. I can still play Doom twenty-five years down the line. This shit isn't gonna last 4.
036cad No.14906706
>>14906464
Yes, there is an interview with one of the devs saying DLC was the main component and the game was designed around it.
143f0e No.14906713
Fuck anyone who says DLC is good.
It's never good.
It keeps players who already invested money in the game potentially buying useless shit.
It makes newbs not want to buy the game because holy fuck 3 years later there's $7000 of DLC bullshit.
Eat shit and die evolve.
5a7ead No.14906729
>>14905109
wow, that would have fixed it.
i hope devs in the future take note/
what i don't get is how they didn't realize this was a niche genre; trying to turn this game into the "next big thing" is basically what killed it.
i've always enjoyed role vs counter-role games, do you think an open world monster hunter esque mmo would work?
b05fee No.14906738
>>14906702
I want to YIFF the goat
cd8122 No.14906748
>>14905235
Survivor play is mostly about rushing forward, since whatever resources you find hidden away are not worth splitting the group even momentarily, and especially if you'll get weapons/ammo/items on your main path anyway. Though, in the end, it wasn't so bad, just looks ridiculous from outside.
>Evolve on the other hand gives enhanced mobility to the side that is trying to run away
I can see how hunters having ranged attacks and being mobile is bad design. It'd be better if the monster was fast and could harass the other team from the beginning, if this would give him some big advantage in the future. But it's not the only problem with Evolve, is it?
>>14906729
>open world monster hunter esque mmo
This sounds interesting, but I'm pretty sure current year devs would fuck it up with matchmaker or some other mechanics that make you not want to stick with other players.
5a7ead No.14906769
>>14906748
alright.
what if it was like Rust sorta.. but instead of just humans there was a xeno or monster faction that players could start as. Hunting the humans and collecting certain parts for evolution and hive building maybe. I guess the problem would be how to keep one side from completely dominating so it has some longevity. i dunno, maybe the time of persistent worlds is over and there will only ever been arena style games from now on.
2572c3 No.14906787
378afe No.14906803
>>14904516
>>14906788
tfw you bought neither Undertale nor Evolve
f694d5 No.14906850
>>14904453
Yes, there's sfm porn floating around somewhere
1146d6 No.14906866
>>14904934
>mfw shill from the last screencap has managed to get himself banned from major Doom communities
>mfw almost every level he made is unfinished "pre-alpha"/"pre-beta" mess he abandons part-way through and never finishes
b05fee No.14906870
>>14906803
>TFW you bought Undertale and enjoyed it, then made $80 selling the steam emotes while it was still new
9c5bec No.14906877
>>14906803
I'm sorry you missed out but I also respect that everybody has different tastes so that's okay too.
f142cd No.14906956
>>14904536
The tiddies convinced me
aa1ff4 No.14906985
>>14906877
>tfw you're still trying to defend a broken mess even as it's on deaths door
9c5bec No.14907006
>>14906985
Anon, I wasn't talking about Evolve.
a93f70 No.14907018
>>14904516
I liked watching people play but I wouldn't have touched that paywall bullshit myself. Would be nice if a studio used the same mechanics but didn't try to jew so hard.
61a769 No.14907045
>riding the coattails of Left 4 Dead
>make a cast and world full of LORE and creatures
<ignore what made Left 4 Dead good in that it was lots of team play, small bursts of action, and events
<make entire game focused on the Tank encounters
<all gameplay modes boil down to "kill the monster in the first 5 minutes" or "monster mops the human team"
>only mode that doesn't do that is evacuation mode's final mission
<only glimpses of story the player gets are some of the incoherent ramblings of the human characters and the chapters of evacuation mode
<no campaign mode
<all that retarded DLC
<pc version goes free-to-play
<what little fun that could be obtained from the game's evacuation mode is gone because evacuation mode is removed
A lot of potential squandered for no reason beyond the devs being total chucklefucks.
a725d0 No.14907062
We've saved the living skipper, scuttle her when ready.
95c71a No.14907087
>>14907045
To be honest I would totally play a game about just being a creature on a planet and having to evolve over time, with the game getting harder and harder as more human hunters and settlers show up. I think it would be cool but instead they went for ESPORTS.
61a769 No.14907108
>>14906729
>>14905109
Something that would have helped greatly would have been a proper campaign mode as the monster. The game starts with the Mercs landing and having to deal with the monsters, but you get told clearly that the monsters have been causing shit for a long ass time.
Where is the gameplay for this? Where is the point where you get to take [monster] and go through and cause mayhem by destabilizing the human presence on the planet? it doesn't exist and the only thing that's left is the same multiplayer mode over and over again.
61a769 No.14907114
>>14906769
Wasn't that basically how "Natural Selection 2" was?
e97e3a No.14907174
>>14906683
Butthurt can be avoided by not having shit taste. Something /v/ these days is pretty bad at.
dc4f19 No.14907203
>>14907174
I'd hate to go without some of the mediocre or terrible games I enjoy, and I'm sure some will miss this one too. Unfortunately it's not in their hands whether they are allowed to play it.
6b9ff5 No.14907214
643bdf No.14907359
>>14906460
>magical girl xenomorph
I'd watch it.
d10148 No.14907364
>>14905330
I bet Depth didn't have half the Evolve budget. Evolve was supposed to be the next Left 4 Dead
b6550e No.14907504
>>14904608
>The DLC was all cosmetic besides the later monster. I don't have a problem with that
You keep chanting it, the games keep dying, and I keep laughing.
0beace No.14907556
Does that means we'll get even less lewd fanart for it?
ec984d No.14907566
>>14905865
>my 140+ hours playing it
776e7d No.14908013
>>14907018
And then, we pirate it anyways. Fuck all western studios.
>>14907087
That is basically Spore.
0ef5a9 No.14908061
>>14907108
>last image
Cute
7fe202 No.14908120
>>14906501
>implying I follow game hype like the goodest of the goyim cattle
I've been on image boards for nearly a decade now faggot.
95c71a No.14908125
>>14908013
>Spore.
why do you hurt me?
759ed7 No.14908128
>>14904934
>Cuckchan images
Leave.
759ed7 No.14908131
>>14906866
>Cuckchan filename
Leave.
1146d6 No.14908223
>>14908131
>he thinks cuck- and infinitychan are the only imageboards in the world
Try harder next time.
cf37be No.14908239
>>14906209
>Ross prob isn't happy
Probably less happy about living in a moldy Polish shithole
776e7d No.14908416
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14906501
Hype is a mental illness, impotent corporate cuck.
>>14908125
You asked for it. Just to show that what may be a good concept is worthless if it does not have a good execution.
>>14908216
Never give views. Here is the hook tube version.
b8f6be No.14908421
>>14908223
I wish 2ch didn't hate foreigners so much.
edaa5b No.14908453
>>14904516
>>14904551
This is your board on weebs.
d32c19 No.14908493
>>14907087
But they were absolutely right. Real money are in the PvP online. Problem is making game so good that it can steal gamers away from the market kings.
e51b42 No.14908530
>>14907108
I seem to remember the first and second ones were reversed, but it fits much better like that.
1415f9 No.14908568
>>14908416
The game was basically finished.
The only execution the game had was EA.
eb865e No.14908576
1415f9 No.14908593
>>14908493
No, they were clearly not right because it sucked and now it's going to permanently die.
305cdc No.14908625
>>14907045
>all gameplay modes boil down to "kill the monster in the first 5 minutes" or "monster mops the human team"
That's an over-exaggeration, there's more variables than that. Only a portion of HP damage is replenished when evolving and there's a difference in total HP pools between monsters. You could do continuous damage on the monster so that when it evolves to level 3 it only has ~20% hp, with proper positioning and individual survival skill there's still a good chance the hunters could win.
1415f9 No.14908637
>>14908625
>he bought evolve
61a769 No.14908679
>>14908625
That's implying they caught the monster early on to do damage to it, which still points to the monster's fate being decided in the first 5 minutes.
>>14907214
aebd41 No.14908701
>>14907203
I can understand someone enjoying sub-par games in the same sense that people enjoy B-Movie but Evolve is such a generic bland piece of shit that I refuse to believe anyone would enjoy it honestly. It's the Asylum Films of low grade vidya.
45be11 No.14908724
>>14906706
>spreading lies
No, it wasn't. They said "it is designed to be expanded upon UNLIKE LEFT 4 DEAD"
1415f9 No.14908731
>>14908724
You are stupid.
45be11 No.14908734
>>14906866
not hard when it's a gaggle of hiveminded """""""""""""""""intellectuals"""""""" who don't even fucking like doom
case in point, terminusest13
45be11 No.14908735
>>14908731
And you're a fucking reactionary neanderthal
5941f6 No.14908736
>>14904460
Are you that faggot from /tv/ who's mom found his porn stash?
d361c8 No.14908753
Good, now that the game will slip from public it will be even easier to make my Wraith egregore.
45be11 No.14908760
>>14908753
good luck faggot she's going to be a pizza eatin' peice of fat shit
5941f6 No.14908770
>>14908753
>Not doing the spider one
It's like you're not even trying.
1415f9 No.14908771
>>14908735
Don't get so upset.
45be11 No.14908783
>>14908770
>Gorgon
shit
>HOST
gud shit
>>14908771
You seem a hell of a lot more upset than I am. I'm merely disgusted that 2K has ruined another masterpiece.
If you're even remotely familiar with 2k's history, you'd know that evolve's failings were entirely their fault.
e51b42 No.14908785
>>14908760
>fat wraiths
>filia.png
45be11 No.14908788
>>14908785
most people aren't going to know about the png you speak of, but if having morbidly obese literally-whats from literally-where is your thing…
305cdc No.14908807
>>14908679
It's a battle between how good the trapper is at catching the monster by chasing it without being killed by the other wildlife and the monster being able to kill and eat while constantly on the move.
>>14908637
guilty. It was on sale.
45be11 No.14908814
>>14908807
Yes, but "fleeing til 3" wasn't the only strategy; but it was the one most commonly used by shitters which gave the game yet more bad reputation.
45be11 No.14908825
>>14908788
which speaking of, I can go find you a half-decent one
meanybeany's are still nice but it's still very CIRCLE TOOL
e51b42 No.14908835
>>14908825
>>14908788
Yeah, I know about meanybeany's. That's about the only ones that came to mind.
45be11 No.14908843
Nevertheless, I have failed to save a game marked by Our Messiah.
I bet GDI did this.
>>14908835
cool give me a moment.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/26424990/
Kane bless you with the power of Tiberium.
May this game be marked and known as one favored by one of his Black Hand
e51b42 No.14908850
>>14908843
Alright, it's nice, thanks. A bit too extreme for me, I'm afraid, but still very nice.
45be11 No.14908852
>>14908850
That's fair brother. I don't see the attraction in fats myself, but they do look pretty damn comfy.
I know meanybeany made 2 of the wraith ones, though. Aside from that I don't know of any others lurking about, but there is a sketched 'large' kraken and two differing goliath vores (The devs must have fucking known about this all along considering the many lines involving this)
74adf0 No.14908865
>>14908843
Holy crap that's terrible. I laffed though.
45be11 No.14908869
>>14908865
at least it's better than most of it's genre though.
>literal circle tools
776e7d No.14908871
>>14908568
And the results? Shit.
It does not matter where it came from. Bad execution is still bad execution. The game was a boring mess with an interesting concept.
>>14908625
The point is: the game is shit.
>>14908724
Spreading lies, corporate shill. They said that the game was build from the ground up to be (((DLC))) heavy.
Your impotent shilling won't change the facts.
>>14908735
Being reactionary is the natural state of a human being, impotent cuck. Your game is shit.
45be11 No.14908882
>>14908871
So why are you so angry?
You're not allowed to talk about the games you like either then, Shillboy.
45be11 No.14908914
>>14908871
Also
>being a mindless soyboy who follows every bit of media and believes everything they read, being a 1984 slave is the natural state of a human being
(You.)
1146d6 No.14908918
>>14908734
>screech at people pointing out map errors, weird design decisions, lack of some coherent theme
>screech at people who suggest making a group of actually playable coherent vanilla/boom levels first before cranking up these ZDoom features up to eleven
>screech at people who try to explain to you what and where you did wrong and how to fix that
>degrade interaction with people to mutual screeching because you only screech at people and try to play victim every single time
>still haven't released a finished playable map
The only problem is you, you little shit.
e51b42 No.14908927
>>14908852
The devs knew lots of things. The wraith's designer is basically a xenophile to begin with.
cd8122 No.14908935
Not even NOD deserves to be associated with shills so disgusting.
45be11 No.14908950
>>14908918
>playable coherent vanilla/boom levels
Almost had me there buddy!
45be11 No.14908955
>>14908927
well considering one of the models was literally "metamorphosis/milestone wraith model but pregnant" and considering behemoth having a toothy anus in one of it's concepts (wtf?)
1146d6 No.14908966
>>14908950
You can't make a playable coherent level in UDMF format either, so why not start with something more simple?
45be11 No.14908974
>>14908966
How about you actually go through all the maps I've played instead of just a single one, then?
How about you also consider that I'm doing exactly what everybody has been saying and doing and still get chewed out for it.
so no, it's your cult of personality that's the problem
1146d6 No.14908994
>>14908974
>cult of personality
What personality? You don't have any.
>How about you actually go through all the maps I've played instead of just a single one, then?
Post 'em.
>How about you also consider that I'm doing exactly what everybody has been saying and doing and still get chewed out for it.
Telling people for years that you can't learn for shit is not what counts as "doing exactly what everybody has been saying".
45be11 No.14908996
>>14908994
I'm not spoon-feeding you.
Begone, cretin.
1146d6 No.14909016
>>14908996
>how about you play through my maps
<okay, where da maps at
>no fuck you
45be11 No.14909020
>>14909016
If you're so 'knowledgable' about me, you'd know where to find them.
776e7d No.14909959
>>14908882
Still mad and projecting, impotent leftist soyboy? Reactionary people (true people) are ruining your profits and ruining your propaganda push and it is hilarious to watch. And your game is still shit. And now, dead.
45be11 No.14909967
>>14909959
>Weeaboo
opinion discarded
c7c44c No.14909988
S'arais is a tenfold nigger's nigger with bad taste. That is all.
0ef5a9 No.14909989
So were did the alien booty go?
6496f6 No.14910054
>>14906258
SMNC has private servers with custom games. Or was that MNC?
acc67a No.14910069
>>14905389
>Funny how old shit seems to think about permanence more often than new shit.
Well new shit is supposed to be used and discarded quickly, the less it'll be remembered the better as it creates a nice, big void in normalfag psyche ready for temporary artificial unfullfillment so (((they))) don't need to put effort into the next big "thing".
395f4f No.14910169
>>14907114
Rust is nothing like Natural Selection 2.
>>14908871
I bet not a single person who is critical of the game would post a video of them playing it and crushing anyone without getting made fun of for how shit they were at it. The critics can't even figure out if the monster was overpowered or if hunters were overpowered because they're terrible at the game and don't understand basic mechanics.
e02929 No.14910226
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>>14910221
fuck it have some more stuff
e02929 No.14910227
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e7d42b No.14910232
>>14910226
>mecha wraith
oh naisu
e02929 No.14910234
good night wraith
the porn and the cute shit about you was the only good things about the game
d1f8ac No.14910236
>drive by heresy dump
Hello, commissar?
e02929 No.14910238
>>14910236
I have more then just the wraith
if you want me to post it
6b9ff5 No.14910279
More wraith fugging,unless you've run out of it.
776e7d No.14910317
>>14909967
Still impotently mad. Go back to your wife's husband, soyboy. And guess what? Game is still dead.
0ef5a9 No.14910372
>>14910238
>third image
>she's rocking him to sleep
oh fuck my heart
331d59 No.14910421
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6b9ff5 No.14910430
>>14910421
Hey now,only three of these are lewds
331d59 No.14910444
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>>14910430
the wraith is always lewd. its what she was made for. even the artist said so.
but one sexy monster isnt enough to sell a game.
d1f8ac No.14910459
>>14910238
I want you to die in a fire, xenos loving filth.
45be11 No.14910555
>>14910459
>2018
>hating xenos
Even the emperor thinks you've bad taste
45be11 No.14910559
>>14909988
>bad taste
I will absolutely fight you.
6b9ff5 No.14910562
>>14910444
I'm just saying unless i see a cock entering a monster hole it's not lewd enough.
ec99f3 No.14910687
>>14904427
Is that why CS has remained alive for so long?
41170a No.14910777
>>14904387
Was evolve the lawbreakers of our time?
e7d42b No.14910786
>>14910777
Who's time is lawbreakers then?
41170a No.14910791
9e7650 No.14910794
I thought it had already shut down
45be11 No.14910818
nah it's still kind of held on while 2k just went "LMFAO FREE TO PLAY YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING CHARITY?!" and pulled the plug before monetization was even availible outside of small parts of the US
ac12dd No.14910970
>>14910555
>One of the creeds of the great crusade was "Suffer not the alien to live"
>During it, The Imperium straight up goes to war with several branches outcroppings of humanity for even allowing xenos into their ranks
>This is on top purging a multitude of planets of xenos just because they are THERE
>The Luna Wolves are shocked when Horus even TRIES diplomacy with the Interex
>In doing so, Horus stated that "Differant tactics than that which the Emperor used when he was in charge of the crusade were necessary at this stage"
>"But the emperor is alright with xenos!"
Just because you watched TTS doesnt mean you know what the fuck you are talking about.
45be11 No.14910973
>>14910970
except there are multiple times wherein they outright incorporate them if they have use.
ac12dd No.14910981
>>14910973
Anhumans =\= Xenos
45be11 No.14911057
daad03 No.14911171
>>14904427
nigga list some games where they have dedicated servers
c740fb No.14911227
>(42)
oh boy here we go again!
9c1307 No.14911266
I delight in the irony that a game named Evolve is dying due to the users natural selection.
b33822 No.14912093
>>14911227
With his game shutting down I thought he was going to ignore the thread.
He deserves to get bullied IRL.
183efe No.14912221
>chasing over one monster that is way faster than you for 15 minutes
>the battle over within 3 minutes
I played over 100 hours to make myself like it, but I couldn't. Anyone thought this idea is good for coop game should off from this planet. Also anyone who defending the series of DLC skins because muh cosmetic should kill themselves with their lootboxes. Also S'arais should get another hobby before becoming Chrischan 2.0.
550492 No.14912633
>tfw I actually liked the characters and their interactions
The core gameplay was already a problem even without the ridiculous microtransaction nonsense they overbloated the game with, but they at least did a good job with the characterization. The thought that the cast is never going to be relevant again because of bad design choices and greed is disappointing.
759ed7 No.14912804
>>14908120
Tell me which ones you went to or you're still a faggot.
45be11 No.14913034
>>14912093
and you deserve to die from tetanus, but I don't parade that around.
>>14912221
>chasing
There's literally your problem right there. you didn't git gud faggot.
45be11 No.14913079
>>14913034
Before you give me (You)s, let me explain:
You're chasing a monster FASTER than you are. Did it not clue into you not to do that? Did it not clue into you that maybe you should wait in a specific location and wait for the monster to inevitably bumblefuck around and leave a breadcrumb trail of corpses and destroyed foilage alongside all the noises? Don't just follow the tracks, split up into two groups and have a plan of attack aside from "hurr run at target that can outrun us indefinitely"
45be11 No.14913087
>>14913079
Many of the animals gave off very loud and distinct sounds that you could use to triangulate the monster's position when it was nearby that animal- especially on the other side of the map. The loud whistling-howl noise that those prairie-dog like creatures with the air sack on their chin are specifically for this purpose.
305cdc No.14913131
>>14913079
>>14913087
Yup. Supplement with Griffins sound spikes or Jack's satellite scan, or the hunter with the bat-hawk in places your teamates aren't and you would have a good chance of spotting it.
45be11 No.14913143
>>14913131
Exactly. You could half-and-then-quarter a good portion of where the monster could go without leaving a retardedly large "I'M HERE IDIOTS" sign, and you could quite easily spam Q-pings if you ever saw it, and hitting it's hitbox with them correctly would show the proper distance and locale.
game could of totally used map telestration for the hunters though.
305cdc No.14913181
Nowadays on console at least, the monsters have been seriously buffed. You could definitely get a strike on the medic as a level one with any monster.
45be11 No.14913211
>>14913181
The undodgable dome was where I was starting to see nails in the coffin outside of people's childish screaming
a92a89 No.14913292
>45be11
>(47)+
Holy shit it's the super-virgin retard shill again. Thought he had committed suicide due to his sad, pathetic failed life.
45be11 No.14913436
>>14913292
remind me why you're so upset?
776e7d No.14913615
>>14913436
Your game is shit.
e02929 No.14913686
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>>14910459
didn't spoil the 1st time around
a92a89 No.14913725
>>14913436
Just enjoying humiliating you ;)
e02929 No.14913726
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e02929 No.14913728
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45be11 No.14913731
>>14913725
Doesn't answer the question as to why you're so upset.
e02929 No.14913732
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e02929 No.14913733
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e02929 No.14913736
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e02929 No.14913762
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e02929 No.14913766
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e02929 No.14913770
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e02929 No.14913777
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aa1ff4 No.14913783
what is this furfaggotry.
aa1ff4 No.14913795
>>14913292
>Holy shit it's the super-virgin
>Using virgin as an insult
>>14913725
>Just enjoying humiliating you ;)
>;)
Is this anon a woman
45be11 No.14913796
>>14913783
lmfao i don't even know man.
vast majority of those macros have nothing to do with me
and that's not even my DA page
this literally boils down to "Stop liking what I don't like!"
45be11 No.14913805
>>14913795
>Women
>On the Internet
pick one
e51b42 No.14913808
>>14913791
>meandraco
Nice.
4b8105 No.14913826
>Thread devolves into Xeno love
Almost every Evolve thread
45be11 No.14913834
>>14913826
Most of them don't even play videogames so it's no surprise they got assmad when a game actually required you to learn how to play it.
e02929 No.14913837
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>>14913826
thread reached bumplimit
sending her off with xeno love
e51b42 No.14913840
>>14913826
It's mostly just one nigga spamming.
They're not even evolve related.
e02929 No.14913846
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e02929 No.14913851
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45be11 No.14913854
>>14913840
Essentially. They think it will make them one of the "COOL" kids.
e02929 No.14913859
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e02929 No.14913862
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e02929 No.14913865
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e02929 No.14913870
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e02929 No.14913876
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e02929 No.14913890
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319343 No.14918448
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776e7d No.14918997
>>14913795
The correct term is "talking dog".
339fd3 No.14919382
>>14913770
>>14913766
>Those Tsumugi pics
Thanks for reminding me that she turns into a human at the end you damn nigger.
FUCK, I've never been more pissed off by an ending in my life!!
cdf5a5 No.14924266
>gets shilled everywhere including here
>dies
One down, brothers.