35fd5d No.14876769
7e94bb No.14876770
4e1580 No.14876774
>>14876766
>>14876770
Archive ya faggot https://archive.is/p1Kn0 and they better not have any ginger eceleb goon faggots in this one.
4346fc No.14876775
d77876 No.14876778
c90b9f No.14876779
Is there going to be any on foot mode in this? Better be a good reason for making this instead of at least making All-Stars Racing 3. But this is Sega we're dealing with here. They always don't know what to do with their success and eventually fuck simple shit up like Denuvo in their most recent PC ports after long periods of nothing.
>>14876770
>No archive.
Come on, step it up OP: http://archive.is/DDwVm
7e94bb No.14876783
>>14876779
>On-foot mode
God I hope not. Why would they add an on-foot mode to Mario Kart?
c90b9f No.14876789
>>14876783
Why would they give characters that can run super fast cars? In fairness, Sumo originally wanted to do it for the 1st All Stars Racing game but they said it didn't play out too well during development. Never been a particularly huge fan of kart racers, myself.
af2704 No.14876792
>>14876766
Best bunny better be in this game.
27afc9 No.14876814
>no All-Stars
There better fucking be every single Sonic character I can think of available, not just regular crew. Also what the fuck does Team mean? Playing on regular tracks racing as teams would suck, I don't want to depend on randoms online where I get first place but Retard McFaggot cannot even drift, gets last place so I actually don't win.
75e2ed No.14876826
>>14876814
The game is confirmed for 15 characters, which sounds kinda small.
7e94bb No.14876828
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>>14876789
>Why would they give characters that can run super fast cars?
They had a valid reason in the last game. Several of the tracks took place in the air, on water and on lava. How the fuck Sonic gonna run through that?
c90b9f No.14876844
>>14876828
You got me with air, but Sonic R had water shields that allowed you to traverse water and ditto for the fire shield allowing you to do so with lava in 3k, Shadow, and Mania. It would've worked better in a different type of racing game and I've always wanted to see the next All Stars game be a Fighters Megamix tribute, instead.
495c5f No.14876851
>>14876828
that looks like a better game than mario kart and I want to play it.
7e94bb No.14876861
>>14876844
Well, be that as it may, cars are cooler for a number of reasons and I'm glad they're keeping it car based.
Advantages to having cars:
>They pay tribute to Sega's arcade racing game pedigree
>They can do cool shit like transform into vehicle types, giving them access to new terrain and gameplay styles
>They can have really awesome and unique designs like pic related
>They make cooler toys for kids and buyfags to collect
>Makes a wide variety of characters able to compete and move at high speed
>It wouldn't make much sense for other characters to be competing with Sonic in a foot race anyways
7e94bb No.14876867
>>14876851
What are you waiting for, the complete version is on Steam and regularly goes on sale for pennies.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/212480/Sonic__AllStars_Racing_Transformed_Collection/
c90b9f No.14876877
>>14876861
I'd be less miffed about them being stuck in cars if they had bothered making it a Transformed sequel with other playable Sega reps to be given spotlight again. It looks like we'll have to settle for Nintendo characters this time as guests instead.
1b1caf No.14876885
>>14876789
If they're in cars, it plays like a racing game. If they're running, it would be either some uncomfortable racing-platformer hybrid like Sonic R, or it would be a regular platformer like the multiplayer in Sonic 2 or Sonic Adventure 2, at which point they might as well just make a normal Sonic game and add multiplayer.
c90b9f No.14876893
>>14876885
I suppose there's always Sonic Forces Speed Battle to scratch that itch, even if it's a mobile game. Shame Sumo or whoever's behind this game at Sega won't pull off another F-Zero.
27afc9 No.14876900
http://archive.is/IjY9H
>it really is about teams
>share items
>do special moves together
It sounds interesting, but kart racing games are RNG based. I don't want randomness in what items I get, whether the retard uses up shit I desperately need and also RNG on whether or not the guy who joins my team is actually beyond retardation, that's way too much RNG. Of course it might be done better than it appears, but I fucking doubt it. Why did they not just make SASRT 2?
7e94bb No.14876909
>>14876900
I doubt it's exclusively team-based. There's probably every man for himself style races too.
1ebaf8 No.14876920
>>14876828
He dies at 1:46
1b1caf No.14876933
>>14876900
> Wisps
Why do they have to be in everything?
c90b9f No.14877002
>>14876933
They were one of the few gameplay concepts that nuSonic Team came up with that wasn't met with unbridled hatred and mockery. Though now their welcome is wearing thin.
4142a1 No.14877081
>>14876933
Because they're a large variety of power-ups
8db4ca No.14877114
It might be a cool game.
But never buy from Sega. Wait for piracy.
755643 No.14877132
>>14876877
>nintendo guests
well the dude in charge of the last game DID say if he could put any character in racan transformed, it would have been Kirby
997503 No.14877156
>>14877132
Kirby on the robot from that 3ds game sounds like a cool racer.
755643 No.14877191
>>14876826
>15
Well the A listers for Sonic are
>Sanic
>tailsed
>&knuckles
>ow the edge
>pink restraining order
>I am the walrus
So there are 6 regular sonic characters in any one thing with a further planned 9? I expect:
>Meatallu
>bat tats
>Logging this under FAST
>I'm sonic if he was green and had a beak
>calling tails "shorty"
>I make Boom knuckls seem smart
>I can't hear you I'm wearing headphones
>totally a ninja
>sharp ass
e8dbbb No.14877213
I hope bat tits is in it. If it plays anything like sonic all stars but without the out of place characters ill be game.
2f152e No.14877229
>>14877213
Stop posting this shit you're gonna turn me in to a furry
e8dbbb No.14877231
>>14876900
Maybe it will be like mario kart double dash? I think that would be cool even though it doesn't look to be like that at all based on the few images we have.
b9d19f No.14877240
All I care about are the tracks. The ones in Transformed were fucking amazing, visually and gameplaywise and I think they completely carried the game.
6ca4ee No.14877314
1a012f No.14877321
>>14876766
So it's basically just another Sonic Kart racer, only no other characters?
I just hope the cars still transform. If they don't, then this is unquestionably a step back from Transformed.
82e29e No.14877337
Pc release, when?
Also
>no all star characters but theres a generic sonic heroes robot goon in the screenshot
Yeah, i don't know.
27afc9 No.14877345
>>14877191
I expect
>Rouge
>Silver
>Metal
>Espio
>Vector
>Blaze
>Infinite
>Cream
>Big the Cat
ff945b No.14877354
So this will only have sonic characters?
c28a08 No.14877356
>>14877354
Yep. There may be DLC and/or present/future unlockables, but as of now, only Sonic characters are in this.
82e29e No.14877358
>>14876789
>>14876789
>Never been a particularly huge fan of kart racers, myself
Then fuck off.
afea92 No.14877361
eb4e2e No.14877374
The last two where fucking amazing and easily the best Sonic games since 2000. Do actually want.
ff945b No.14877375
b198c4 No.14877387
>>14877361
>>14877191
>no Sonic R music will be in this
>most if not all music will be heavy with high-pitched synth remixes of existing Sonic music, keeping in line with recent titles
If the music isn't on par with Transformed or higher I will be very disappointed.
997503 No.14877404
b9421d No.14877406
>>14877323
>Wanting a bat to be your mother
Are you an autistic retard son?
e8dbbb No.14877416
>>14877406
Yes but I dont want her as my mommy, I just wanna fuck her.
b9421d No.14877426
>>14877416
Me too but meh.
27afc9 No.14877435
>Vyse got a shitload of doujins uploaded on sadpanda a while ago
>got reminded of Skies of Arcadia
>new Skies of Arcadia never ever
>Vyse won't even make an appearance in a racing game anymore
The more I think about it, the more I realise it's a sad turn of events.
b6d6df No.14877436
>>14876766
I am on edge about sonic games. For one concept is stupid, but its fun as fuck. I hope there's some new gimmick and not a low effort job. Because i see some signs of it just being first Superstar Racing just on updated engine and only with sonic chars.
7e94bb No.14877602
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>>14877436
Did you seriously never play transformed? It's the best kart racer of all time.
7e94bb No.14877610
>>14877406
I want Roodge to be my mommy, fucking fight me nerd.
f031f7 No.14877613
>Not naming t "Super Sonic Racing"
they fucked up
6ca4ee No.14877739
1da06d No.14877829
>>14876766
Looks like they're dropping the transformation. Shame.
Also, how comes that second image has Tails looking like a god-damn sea-shell?
621903 No.14877988
holy shit SASRT is one of the best kart racers on the market I hope they don't fuck this up
933bd4 No.14878021
pretty much confirms that all nintendo e3 leaks so far were total bullshit since none of them mentioned this
13ddbc No.14878041
>>14878021
All e3 leaks were bullshit. And i am glad because i didn't liked the listings at all.
7e94bb No.14878052
>>14878000
>One-upping Mario Kart by clearly using Le Mans-style supercars instead of just small engine karts and dirtbikes in a variety of custom styles
99ba14 No.14878055
>all this bat lewd
STOP IT
2a07ab No.14878061
933bd4 No.14878062
>>14878041
same, I want an animal crossing game on switch
e8dbbb No.14878073
>>14878021
Leaks in general are pretty much entirely un-reliable. really you should just disregard them and wait, its more fun if its a surprise anyway.
8b2fca No.14878091
>>14877231
>not a furry but
>thicc hips and breasts
>belly dancer outfit
09daee No.14878106
The gamefags leak is looking more and more real by the day and I'm not ok with it
69c9b9 No.14878114
Sonic R was a neat game with a nice style and tons of potential and something taking advantage of that would be way better than more of this masturbatory smash bros but with cars shit
7e94bb No.14878122
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>>14878114
Sonic R was shit though. The only good thing was the soundtrack.
7f7851 No.14878128
>>14878106
which is even more depressing when you realize that guy admitted to making shit up
The Industry is that predictable
866def No.14878130
1da06d No.14878139
>>14878091
That's the curse of a lot of furry art that's decent. Great bod and clothes, actually accurate proportions, even the skin color being different is just Kirk syndrome… Then there's roadkill on the shoulders. So you ignore it and fap anyway.
Before you know it you're fapping to a futa BBW rhino "woman" with hoop earrings and ten-ton of facial piercings (and somehow a nose-piercing on her horn) getting gang-banged by other jungle animals.
And then you turn gay. And then you end up liking the sick shit that the gays eventually escalate to- but just with an animal head on the top hoping that somehow makes it fantasy and "doesn't count".
>>14876844
>>14876861
>>14876877
If they keep the decent stuff from Transformed, then it could be alright. It wasn't the transformation that made it better- though it was cool.
c63159 No.14878148
>>14878021
>He actually believes E3 leak thread spread by cuckchan crossposters
All of them should be deleted including the Nintendo leaks, they're all bullshit, if you want a speculation thread just fucking make one instead of making fake data.
The only leak here we had that was actually true was a Sqare Enix employee that actually put out there all the Final Fantasy releases and PC ports plus Kingdom Hearts 3 delays and the Mana Remake in late 2015.
c63159 No.14878155
>>14878122
I still remember laughing my ass off while playing it via the PS2 gems collection.
The controls are so bad and the maps so insane it actually becomes enjoyable despite being a garbage game.
99ba14 No.14878167
>>14878139
Depends, anon.
Things can take a totally different route and screw with the next generation
69c9b9 No.14878180
>>14878167
That would be adorable if it wasn't for the weird ass uncanny valley furry head
1da06d No.14878183
>>14878167
I hope rumors about the next gen being more conservative/nationalist are true, because shit like this is fucking child abuse.
7e94bb No.14878184
>>14878180
>Child abuse is adorable
b31059 No.14878207
>>14878167
This is shit I didn't need to see this morning.
7d2ff5 No.14878221
>>14878139
>Before you know it you're fapping to a futa BBW rhino "woman" with hoop earrings and ten-ton of facial piercings (and somehow a nose-piercing on her horn) getting gang-banged by other jungle animals.
You only start, and coniltinue, fapping to that shit if you're desperate. A lot of the furry porn I used to fap to I don't anymore.
69c9b9 No.14878226
>>14878184
>Dressing children in costumes is child abuse
Halloween must be terrifying to you
293398 No.14878239
>>14878167
>first impression: it's just a kid in a silly little costume having fun
>wait a minute
>WAIT A MINUTE
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
549d66 No.14878266
>Team Sonic Racing
>Sonic Team Racing
>Knocking off Crash Team Racing's naming scheme and fucking the flow up completely
>Not Sonic R: Heroes which has better phonetic flow
e8dbbb No.14878286
>>14878266
Fairly sure its suppose to be like in sonic:heroes where you had
>Team sonic
>Team Chaotix
>Team dark
>Team rose
549d66 No.14878298
>>14878286
No shit retard, Team Sonic Racing has objectively bad flow.
3bebcb No.14878299
>>14878226
>>14878180
You don't know the depth of how sinister it is, it takes experience to learn. Halloween is degenerate in its own way, but furry shit will always be associated with pornography. They fuck at fur parties.
e8dbbb No.14878328
>>14878298
Flows alright to me :^)
69c9b9 No.14878330
>>14878299
Furries are intensely degenerate, but that's not going to make me look at a kid in a costume being happy and see it as something sexual instead of cute
280437 No.14878337
>>14878299
>Halloween is degenerate
Opinion discarded
e8dbbb No.14878370
>>14878299 (check'd)
They look like their parents were already siblings.
8f6e53 No.14878378
c63159 No.14878381
Can you please stop posting Rouge lewds?
post Sticks lewds instead
b9421d No.14878417
4142a1 No.14878467
>>14878442
Eggman in disguise?
21ce82 No.14878476
>>14878381
>tfw faced with quite the conundrum
05a691 No.14878485
>>14878226
Halloween usually involves candy, not gay orgies. Most everyone who does furry shit in the west is gay. There's some "straight" furries, but the community itself is almost entirely gay, and they have a near monopoly over porn online since they willingly make it free and available.
This isn't even about some person putting this together, it's worse, it happened as a chain reaction, degenerates communed and brought their fetishes into the public eye. The people behind the suits are either extreme victims of arrested development, or the degenerates who prey on them. There's nothing good about that community.
I've done my own personal research enough within that community to know it's nothing good. Anyone who hangs around a furry porn site enough can catch on to how these people really act. They put on an INTENSE veil of niceness which is why bans for negativity are high on these sites, but dig just a little deeper and you'll find people who rape people in their sleep while blaming it on a condition that doesn't exist, people who spend ludicrous amounts of money on porn to the point that it seems like it's the only thing worth spending on in their lives, and people who have or will go to prison for sex crimes, who tend to be the center of furry attention. my teen years were an awkward time.
4142a1 No.14878487
>>14878381
>>14878476
would you want an ass job from that woman haha
27df1a No.14878545
>>14878091
>>not a furry but
27afc9 No.14878564
>>14878442
Eggman's Furry Sultan brother?
b31059 No.14878570
>>14878467
It could be the new villain that has yet to be revealed in the comics. I know they plan to follow videogames, and that could set them up for a tie-in for this game.
69c9b9 No.14878604
>>14878485
>There's some "straight" furries, but the community itself is almost entirely gay, and they have a near monopoly over porn online since they willingly make it free and available.
I suppose all the straight furfag porn i've seen must just be a coincidence
1da06d No.14878618
>>14878442
I recognize that mustache. Maybe from the comics, but I doubt it.
Could just be an antagonist for the game.
Might be a leopard/cheetah judging by the face and coat. And the cheetah = speed motif.
05a691 No.14878626
>>14878604
Most of the straight furfag porn is from the 80's and 90's or is from japan. Believe me the gay shit is twice over the straight.
69c9b9 No.14878643
>>14878626
I'm pretty sure most of the stuff in this thread alone is from the west, but I'll take your word for it
27df1a No.14878651
>>14878643
/v/ is honestly the great filter of furshit. The worst furries here are the most tame ones on /fur/ or FA, which is why mostly straight and decent quality furshit is posted here unless it's in a LOL thread.
99ee3c No.14878653
>>14878442
Looks like something that would be in Klonoa.
5d1997 No.14878690
>>14878000 (noice)
There's only one worthy race
The white race
b31059 No.14878841
>>14878626
This is wrong though. It's just that the percentage is higher than what would be normal. Furshit is about 50-30% gay. Which is pretty fucking ridiculous to be that high, and also why it seems so gay. The whole 1 out of 3 people are gay thing is the biggest meme, and if it were true the world would feel like furry culture. Also depending on what creatures you like can determine how much gay shit you'll have to go through. Sonic will net you more females than males in pictures. However if you look for Wolves you'll find more male focus than females.
4d9114 No.14879008
So.. Is this just Sonic & All Stars Racing but with only Sonic characters?
7e94bb No.14879018
>>14879008
Apparently so, yes.
Of course maybe they're just being coy about it and all-star Sega characters will appear as DLC
cf024d No.14879193
>>14878370
>HumeRouge
a fellow anon of taste i see
0c0240 No.14879221
>>14879193
She looks like she's some 40+ hag. I don't understand how you could be into this, but then again I don't understand why a lot of shitty fetishes like scat exist.
c4af3d No.14879233
>>14879221
She's cute. What the fuck is wrong with your mind?
425a00 No.14879251
>>14879221
Maybe people like them because they're shit
848af4 No.14879270
>>14879251
goddamn that sharp and sudden decline still gives me whiplash all these years later.
c4af3d No.14879283
>>14879251
What an unfortunate turn of events.
Did Mark write that?
3538fa No.14879377
>>14879193
>cute plump cake Rouge
YES
c4af3d No.14879388
>>14879342
What's this from?
A video games?
9623ba No.14879406
>>14879388
No.
Kizumonogatari.
b9421d No.14879414
>>14879221
She doesn't look 40+ to me at all you might just be retarded. She looks like a soft voluptuous woman in her mid-twenties at most.
>>14879388
>>14879406
Nope but it's relevant because boobs.
c4af3d No.14879419
>>14879406
>Kizumonogatari
Fuck, it's part of the Monogatari stuff.
I can't be bothered figuring out the order ever so I'll never watch it.
c4af3d No.14879422
>>14879414
I'd have said early 30's and she looks magnificent.
8f6e53 No.14879429
99ba14 No.14879449
>>14878545
Sums up the state of the board, too bad this has spread.
b9421d No.14879454
>>14879422
Rouge is sensible forms is the best.
9623ba No.14879457
>>14879419
Chronologically its the first one
Its how he becomes a vampire
c4af3d No.14879464
>>14879457
When the series is completely finished I might check it out.
Those are nice tits.
b6f6fe No.14879469
>>14879419
it's pretentious cancer anyway don't bother, kizumonogatari was the best thing out of that whole shitty series
source: watched all the anime shit
118e0f No.14879477
The Sonic characters only kills this for me. The last couple games were amazing celebrations of Sega's entire catalog of games with all kinds of amazing references and stuff.
I'm worried that because it's Sonic only it'll also be a lot more casualized then the last couple and be more a slot machine joke lile Mario Kart.
a6b8b3 No.14879478
>>14878442
can't you anons tell?
its one of the king heavy from mania
7c4809 No.14879480
>>14879464
It is completely finished*, and you should just watch it in release order.
*it's not completely finished
75e2ed No.14879504
>>14878442
I think he's just the flag bearer anons. Like Ristar or Nights from the previous Sega racing games.
99ee3c No.14879517
>>14879504
What is his purpose though.
75e2ed No.14879522
>>14879517
Wave the flag when people cross the finish line.
086a60 No.14879523
>>14879470
O B S E S S E D
b9421d No.14879530
>>14879504
>ristar has had no new games only got to be a flag guy
What a shame.
99ee3c No.14879538
>>14879522
Wow! So the entire reason ristar and NiGHTs exist is to wave the flag in a racing spin-off 20 years later after their creation. #TheMoreYouKnow
>>14879523
Mark is thick
e8dbbb No.14879602
>>14879477
>The Sonic characters only kills this for me.
Why though? Personally I was more annoyed that they added shit like yogscast and wreck it ralph for no good reason in transformed. I think its good that were just gonna focus on having sonic and friends.
just sega characters would be ok as well, just as long as we dont get wreck it ralph and fucking Danica patrick.
229466 No.14879604
I want to FUCK Rouge and I'm not even a furry.
b9421d No.14879621
>>14879602
I wanna impregnate rouge
b9421d No.14879624
>>14879619
Now post fulls.
c90b9f No.14879628
>>14878021
One of the leaks called it Super Sonic Racing didn't it?
f6c88b No.14879641
>>14876885
Anyone remember the versus mode in Sonic 2 and in Sonic 3 (& K)? Now that's how you do Sonic racing.
b9421d No.14879645
>>14879634
>>14879625
This is awful why post these?
96452b No.14879646
>>14876861
These are fair points for basically everyone else on the cast, but it remains fucking stupid for Sonic.
They could just give him a transforming jetpack or something and have him run through shit and then use the jetpack on the flying parts, since going fast is all this dipshit hedgehog is good for
b31059 No.14879659
>>14879604
>I'm not even a furry.
It's all downhill from here, Anon.
69e342 No.14879703
>>14879645
Because you hate it.
27afc9 No.14879759
>>14879604
That's how it starts you moron.
>I fapped to Rouge
>let's masturbate to drawings of Amy, Sticks and Blaze too
>ooooh, more furry girls of a similar bodytype from fandoms unrelated to Sonic, let's fap, they're not that far away
>okaym those ones look a bit more animalistic and cartoonish but they're just fancily coloured humans with interesting features, I just appreciate how exotic they look
>shit I just fapped to dangerously furry girls, let's go back to the more humanoid Sonic ones
>damn Tails looks nice rule 64'd in this artstyle, cannot hurt to fap
>here he's a damn cute furry trap and looks almost like a girl but with a penis, let's beat it
>crossdressing Sonic's kinda hot too, love the pink legwear. It's not gay nor furry
>that Knuckles has a bit much muscle but my penis says yes
>that bara gay furry porn turns me on too, it's a bit furry and gay but not that much, I can stop at any moment and am merely entertaining myself
>here's my money furmerchant give me your best dragon dildos and your fanciest fursuits
f715cf No.14879763
I really hope Blaze is in it because she has been getting the shaft lately and instead we have to be reminded that Silver exist and it's just a huge waste of space whenever he is introduce.
a6b8b3 No.14879777
>>14879604
stop before its too late, anon
your ding dong is very, very stupid, and can't tell the difference between your left hand and a genuine fertile meat wallet
don't let your feelings guide your thingy; guide it with your free will towards the only logical fetish: you impregnating a fertile human female of the same race without it being incest
7e94bb No.14879796
>>14879646
>Give him a transforming jetpack
So… in other words, give him a vehicle?
Why didn't they think of that?
b9421d No.14879809
>>14879763
i like her wide feminine/wider hips and she's perfect.
96452b No.14879819
>>14879796
>comparing a tiny gadget that just serves to fly in specific areas
>with driving a fucking car, when the stupid blue shit runs faster than cars
You seem to be completely fucking retarded, friend
7e94bb No.14879820
>>14879777
>The only logical fetish is getting a woman pregnant and then throwing away the next 18 years of your life raising it under penalty of law
What part of any of this is logical
7e94bb No.14879836
>>14879819
>Give Sonic a gadget to fly that does not run on his own power (AKA a vehicle)
>Somehow give him the ability to run on water and still be able to navigate corners while doing so, completely defeating the point of boating gameplay
>"He runs faster than cars" so therefore he should just be a broken character who wins every time it's a land-based race
>Being too autistic to be able to segregate lore with gameplay balance
Yes, someone in this interaction is completely fucking retarded, and it isn't me.
a744c2 No.14879847
>>14879836
Make the jetpack get power from sonic's running, then, autist.
27afc9 No.14879853
>>14879646
If Sonic and Shadow could run, they'd win every time. That's because a race is a competition and is meant to be fair. This is a race that involves vehicles and therefore, if everyone is in a vehicle, so should Sonic. He's having fun racing with friends, he doesn't have to run all the time.
If they were to break rules of a vehicular race by running, then why are not just use Chaos Control as well to instantly get to the finish line? This way Sonic, Shadow, Silver and probably some other faggots who can teleport instantly win.
87a2f2 No.14879857
So is it only for the Switch? Or is it also on PC and PS4
7e94bb No.14879858
>>14879847
>Make the jetpack a pedal-powered flying vehicle
>But don't give him an actual motor vehicle like everyone else is using
>Contriving this much bullshit simply because having Sonic in a vehicle triggers your Chris Chan-esque puritanism
>Calling anyone else autists
a6b8b3 No.14879865
>>14879820
the entire reason that you get a boner and feel good when you touch yourself is to make reproduction easier and encourage it
a6b8b3 No.14879878
>>14879865
excuse me, that was misleading
the entire reason that you get a boner in the first place is to make reproduction easier, and the entire reason that your thingy feels good when its in a girl's thingy, or merely touched, is to encourage reproduction
but guys typically prefer putting it in a girl to touching themselves
the reason that guys even have a ding dong is so they can reproduce
77efdb No.14879899
>>14879602
It's more just an annoyance that we won't get match ups like Miku vs Ulala or Kiryu Kazuma vs Axel in this and a worry it'll get dumbed down.
Fuck Smash it Steve and Durnika Patrack, wasted a slot that could have been Sanshiro.
a744c2 No.14879901
>>14879858
I don't honestly care. I do think giving Sonic a vehicle is retarded, but if he is in one I don't mind. My actual problem is: If it's an on foot racing game, how the fuck will any of the other characters be faster than sonic? That's the real deal breaker there.
b23009 No.14879919
>>14879901
>If it's an on foot racing game, how the fuck will any of the other characters be faster than sonic?
By having stages where maximizing your speed is difficult, characters with varying stats such as acceleration, top speed, handling, 'off track' speed/performance, tools to better traverse types or parts of tracks, interesting items, …
there are a billion ways to make an interesting Sonic racing game, putting him in a fucking car isn't one of them.
c90b9f No.14879940
>>14879919
This. It's not like they didn't make Tails race Sonic in his Adventure levels to win or the Sonic Rivals games. Shit, even as gags, Eggman was able to outrun Sonic when escaping all the time in the classic games.
ebdb89 No.14879970
>>14879919
>putting him in a fucking car isn't one of them
unless it's one from the flintstones
b9421d No.14880037
>>14879970
Now that'd be fun
459b90 No.14880075
Considering that other non-Mario Nintendo characters were added to Mario Kart 8, all Nintendo had to do was make a Super Smash Kart and blow whatever Sonic racing game Sega makes out of the water. At least Team Sonic Racing looks like a legit successor to Sonic Drift and not just another "Sonic and a bunch of Sega has-beens" game like the last one.
23eba8 No.14880099
>Team Sonic Racing
>Team Sonic
Does this mean a Phantasy Star character?
75e2ed No.14880131
>>14879899
Great taste in briefs fetish and mascot fetish.
d78a5c No.14880146
>>14878167
>When the kid is going to realize that his parents are zoophiles and they probably met in a autistic orgy furry house/convention
5c9640 No.14880151
>>14876844
>You got me with air
c90b9f No.14880199
>>14880151
I was thinking about that, but it would be a little weird if he were to ever race against Tails. Then again it's a video game and we had things like being able to race Sonic vs Super Sonic in R or Cream and Charmy being able to fly while carrying Big and Vector on top of their other team mates.
2901ec No.14880245
>>14880099
>Not teaming up against Tails
5c9640 No.14880258
>>14880199
Maybe they could copy mario kart's system where you select a glider, but instead of a glider it's a support character or just keep things on the ground/jumping height only. I never really did like the gliders. They could just have duplicates for the characters if they were also racers. It'd be weird, but less weird than sonic using a car.
99ee3c No.14880299
>>14879899
Why is knuckles bulge so big? Do we have nigger fetishists in this board.
4f8e5b No.14880305
>>14876766
The robot in the back of the third pic is clearly an egg pawn, but is the racer in the back of that pic Metal Sonic? It's hard to make out with the image res.
>>14879602
Why does every Sonic thread need to turn into bat tats and why do I know that there's lewd variations for 90% of the pics you posted.
27afc9 No.14880310
>still arguing about Sonic in a car
It's not stupid you autists. Maybe he likes driving cars and racing with friends. Just because it's not optimal for him doesn't mean he derives no pleasure out of it. I'm playing computer games despite gaining nothing out of them besides enjoyment, Sonic might be participating in a race for the same reason, to have fun. People go on rollercoasters, too. Why? They are probably in the exact same spot as they were before afterwards, the entire thing is pointless. It's for fun.
>>14879899
Tails looks the worst because he's too accurate to what he's like in Sonic, but the rest's nice. I want to give this Jet a nice massage, though Knuckles also looks inviting
>>14880099
>dagasi
His art looks pleasant but it doesn't do anything to me.
a744c2 No.14880326
>>14879919
Canon-wise Sonic would simply outrun most of the characters. Sure, you can make him slower for a lot of variables, but that's just making him slower for the sake of gameplay, and that's no different from giving him a car.
46c6e8 No.14880331
>>14879820
It's the easiest way to be happy. Assuming you have any judgment of character and don't marry someone who is planning on ruining your life. But we wouldn't be alive if raising children wasn't the most satisfying thing in the world for all humans, to the point where if you don't get that satisfaction you are mentally ill.
27afc9 No.14880351
>>14880299
>he pretends he fell for the meme niggers have big dicks
>while implying bulges aren't normal
I have boxers on right now and I do have a nice bulge while being average. Go get blacked elsewhere.
b1c983 No.14880371
http://archive.is/5RsST
The reason why Sonic uses a car is because he likes cars
459b90 No.14880374
>>14880371
He does own a plane after all.
99ee3c No.14880396
>>14880351
What the fuck are you even getting at? I was asking a question and you come at me flailing your insecurities left and right. I didn't fall for the meme, nor am I pretending to fall for it, I notice the sonic community codes knuckles as a black guy and that's why I'm asking myself. It's a pattern that is annoying.
27afc9 No.14880436
>>14880396
You questioned the size of Knuckles' bulge and then asked if there's nigger fetishists here, therefore making anyone connect the size of his stuff to niggers - maybe it wasn't intentional, but read your post again and ask yourself one question. How else is anyone supposed to understand your post than as you implying big bulges are a nigger trait? There's no other way. Let's say it was a miscommunication, though.
a94618 No.14880470
>>14876766
>>14880351
>nat being gayer than a furry
27afc9 No.14880523
>>14880470
What are you even talking about?
f715cf No.14880565
>>14880305
It's always been like this every time. Yes that is Metal Sonic my guess as to why they put the Egg Pawn as a racer is because they need more Sonic bad guys there besides Eggman and Metal.
63506f No.14880621
>>14880299
>He still believes the "bbc" jewish hoax
pathetic
e9e451 No.14880640
It would be cool if the Karts from SA2 were in the game, as well as any other vehicles that have been in the series but I doubt it'll happen.
TBH if it's going to be Only Sonic I would have been a little more ambitions and give the options of racing in a kart, plus the Extreme Gear from Sonic Riders or even Racing on Foot. But I guess that would be like 3 different racing games in one. I just feel that boarding has always fit Sonic more so then Kart racing.
8b431f No.14880652
>>14880621
A lot of porn stars have only slightly above average penises, but often have small frames so it looks larger than it is.
27df1a No.14880659
>>14880656
>cuckchan caps
That's still impressive though. Wonder if he really works there or something.
b2b3b6 No.14880692
>>14878370
>hearlesssoul
supreme taste, anon
c90b9f No.14880742
>>14880659
Technically it's a foolz screencap. Not that the owners of that site are any better.
c90b9f No.14880806
>>14880759
Apparently part of the cancer shitting up imageboards along with warosu teenbros. Didn't they and /intl/ have grudges against this place and GG?
99ee3c No.14880831
>>14880436
Yeah, I expect people to read between the lines. As long as we're in the same page then it's fine. I meant to ask why his bulge is bigger in comparison to the other sonic characters and that was when nigger fetishism came in. There are still people who believe that.
>>14880621
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax
Pretty much
7e94bb No.14881094
>>14879901
How about this then?
The reason Sonic is in a car is because it's a fucking CAR RACING GAME with Sonic characters. The very same reason Mario is in a go-kart in Mario Kart.
Having Sonic on foot would necessarily entail different gameplay than that of a car racing game. If he moves on foot then he'd have to have different gameplay than the characters who were not on foot. This is what I mentioned ealrier of the importance of segregating story vs. gameplay. We know Sonic runs fast on foot - that's irrelevant. The game is a car racer, so in order to star in it he needs car racing mechanics. If he were on foot it would be platforming mechanics instead and that's not the type of game they're making.
4f8e5b No.14881388
>>14880565
More bad guys would be cool, but I hope it's not just 100 different eggman robots.
>>14880640
>give the options of racing in a kart, plus the Extreme Gear from Sonic Riders or even Racing on Foot
That would be a cool way to mix things up and add a small level of customization. Racing on foot would be equivalent to using a light weight vehicle, trading weight and top speed for acceleration and maneuverability. Characters like Eggman would still need a vehicle though since they technically can't race on "foot", but it would be something very light like the Egg Mobile or Egg Walker. Extreme Gears would function the same way they did in the Riders series and be the medium weight vehicles, with a top speed higher that foot racing but lower than vehicles.
92830b No.14881415
>>14881094
Sure, but Mario is not the fastest living being in his universe. Then again, Mario and Sonic in the Olympic games was as retarded for these reasons. As for Sonic being on foot, I agree with you, as I said, I don't really care.
d75c90 No.14881451
>>14879901
He is nerfing himself for sport you dumb faggot.
4c8e08 No.14881453
RIDDLE ME THIS, FAGGOTS
WHY CAN'T SONIC CATCH AN OVERWEIGHT JEW
THAT'S RUNNING ON FOOT
d75c90 No.14881458
>>14881453
Eggman has always been fucking fast in short bursts. Fat cunt most likely can't keep it up for long and he always has a back up vehicle nearby. Sonic is still "faster" because he can maintain his speed.
98c5da No.14881461
>>14881453
eggman is pure adenalin in that moment
076e88 No.14881462
>>14881453
Eggman is not Jewish
af9d59 No.14881478
>>14881473
Well, for one he's based off of Theodore Roosevelt, who was not, to my knowledge, a jew.
d75c90 No.14881483
>>14881473
He is an egg shaped humanoid alien from another planet. I highly doubt he is Jewish.
4c8e08 No.14881489
>>14881478
Just because a character is based off of someone doesn't mean they're a total copy, anon.
>>14881483
Are you trying to tell me there aren't Jews in space?
ce7405 No.14881492
>>14881483
Does eggboy cum semen or eggs?
1aea7f No.14881497
4f8e5b No.14881498
>>14881453
>The one man trying to single handedly save mankind from the furry menace
>Jewish
You better take that back you dirty double nigger.
d75c90 No.14881505
>>14881497
Chikao Ohtsuka is not Jewish Anon.
760a97 No.14881539
>>14879619
>cropped lewds
crime against the D
c283c6 No.14881640
>>14876844
>I've always wanted to see the next All Stars game be a Fighters Megamix tribute, instead.
>Hornet in a car
I'd buy it.
6ca4ee No.14881838
>>14878139
Stick only to what's fappable about furry tits and you'll be fine, you stupid faggot.
>>14878299
>Halloween is degenerate
It's about kids fucking dressing up in dumb little costumes for candy or grown ups kicking in pumpkin lanterns and pulling stupid pranks.
99ee3c No.14881855
755643 No.14883294
>>14877345
>infinite
I forgot that they can do all sorts of shit with him.
086a60 No.14883305
>>14881453
Aerodynamics of space.
755643 No.14883337
>>14877240
That and the handling of the cars was fucking perfect. Add to it that, while items helped, they weren't the extreme dictation of victory or loss like everything in mario kart post double dash became..
f1047f No.14883347
>all the bat tats in this thread
good taste but you could do better, don't forget this series has a MILF rabbit with human proportions already made for breeding
755643 No.14883357
>>14880374
>>14880371
True. Just because you can run for three miles and not get winded doesn't mean you don't have a taste for cars..
kudos on remembering the plane is actually Sonic's but he didn't use it much until Miles rebuilt it and used it to somewhat keep up with him
5225bc No.14883359
>>14883347
I'VE JERKED OFF TO THAT!
99ba14 No.14883371
>>14883347
This thread should focus in vidya, instead of furshit, anon.
this pic gives me the shits
e8dbbb No.14883476
>>14883347
>Vanille and Cream the rabbit
8b2fca No.14883566
>>14881453
Eggman is half robot at the bottom.
a75c7c No.14883570
furries need to be gassed
8b431f No.14883679
>>14880831
So this is the 13 inch dick? And he's Canadian? Impressive. 10 inches reporting in and also Canadian.
b9421d No.14883748
>>14883476
Now those rabbits i wanna fuck.
755643 No.14884256
>>14880299
>hasn't seen echidna penis-to-body-ratio
educate yourself
12dcf2 No.14885315
>>14881453
Well duh, it's because he has his arms in the wrong position and Eggman knows what's up.
8797f0 No.14885355
>>14883032
I think it may be on account of me being a tremendous faggot, but I still don't get the appeal to Rouge at all. Outside of the massive fookin tits her design is pretty eh. Like I'd all over incest rabbits, flat chest, restraining order, or Dale Gribble the Badger, but I still just don't get Bat Tits.
98c5da No.14885373
>>14883679
>lying on the internet
280437 No.14885378
>>14885355
Homosexuals aren't human
bfc041 No.14885582
>>14885355
I'm a huge faggot with constantly raising faggotry levels and I don't see anything hard to understand here. The colour scheme works, the design is more feminine than most other sonic characters and she's exposing her shape more. She can also attract femdom fags with her attire. It's harder to understand why you find Vector hot. He looks good on the picture, sure, but I'd rather not have a crocodile mug connected to the body.
65908c No.14885737
>>14878183
I get the impression that it's split down the middle with each side going further and further in opposite directions.
polite sage for off topic
d0f02d No.14885831
>>14877435
Look on the bright side, anon.
Skies of Arcadia was a single killer title, and then it faded peacefully into obscurity.
The Rogue's landing course from transformed allegedly made Shuntaro Tanaka cry from happiness when it was shown to him to get the "okay".
I can think of plenty worse fates for a game series.
80b482 No.14886464
>>14879763
Blaze is fucking garbage, Silver isn't
That's why.
b198c4 No.14886501
>>14886464
>the only competent rival of Sonic's and likable female in the cast is garbage
>the naive psychokinetic that ruins two timelines instead of fixing one isn't
634604 No.14886999
>>14881453
Its cause uh… He uhh… Eggman has…
Mario is the better series
7327be No.14887012
>>14876867
>(((steam)))
kill yourself faggot
99ee3c No.14887027
>>14883679
French canadian I assume? French me have huge fucking dicks.
f715cf No.14887031
>>14886464
>A bland and naive character from the worst Sonic game with zero redeeming qualities
>meme spacing
7e94bb No.14887131
>>14887012
>Anti-Steam
Delete this meme and yourself.
8b431f No.14887136
>>14885373
Not everyone in the world is average. I'm pretty tall though, so it doesn't look like as much of a monster and is also why I had self-confidence issues when I was addicted to porn despite having a larger dick than any of the stars.
>>14887027
>French Canadian
Do not insult me like that. All of my European heritage is from Scotland.
f1ed2f No.14887163
File: 0c4d49384860e31⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.14 MB, 1241x1920, 1241:1920, 1c760cc56d3cd70fd53b931330….png)
>>14880299
>Why is knuckles bulge so big? Do we have nigger fetishists in this board.
First off, that's actually pretty small for what the artist usually draws (pic related).
Second off, what the hell does this have to do with niggers??
a4a3fe No.14887211
>>14887131
>Faggot white knighting for steam.
Like they fucking care your upset someone called them names. Dumb cunt.
98c9d4 No.14887230
>>14887131
>valvedrones still exist
Holy shit.
de4f24 No.14887452
>>14887131
>Supporting Steam and scummy disc-locked content
Reddit is that way, you dumb worthless sjw-leftist-furfag cunt.
b51c9a No.14887516
>>14877435
You can control Vyse and Aika in Valkyria Chronicles, at least…
22e62a No.14887593
It's going to fucking suck compared to Transformed.
d1dab9 No.14888609
>>14877283
Thot the bat
Thot begone.
1b1caf No.14888640
>>14881453
Sonic's been running for the entire game. From the morning in Emerald Hill / Angel Island Zone, to night in Casino Night / Carnival Night Zone and all the way through the next day. He should be fucking exhausted. Eggman, after trying to kill Sonic with every last weapon he had and fleeing into space, finally finds himself face to face with Sonic and there is nothing in between them. So Eggman runs, he runs for his life.
4142a1 No.14888741
File: 6b3b52008f5a287⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 848.59 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Here i come, rougher than ….jpg)
>>14887615
>knuckles
>niggers
d1dab9 No.14888783
>>14888741
>Here I come, rougher than the rest of them.jpg
The breast of them, darker than leather
7e94bb No.14890555
>>14887230
>>14887211
>>14887452
>Memers thinking anyone cares about their anti-valve crusade
55cf38 No.14896610
>>14887615
Knuckles looks like he's about to kiss Shadow in the fourth panel.
846a14 No.14896635
bbb13f No.14897119
>>14881497
Fuck you, gay blues man is the one true Robotnik.