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Mystery Item Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:39:48 8f874f No.14853573

So what the fuck is inside the box?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:41:24 ff4460 No.14853579

My dick obviously and Mark's fingers touching it for some reason someone help me please!

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:44:13 650bd7 No.14853597

You'll have to buy a key to find out.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:44:29 24a946 No.14853601

File: 05becbf9d3dd6d5⋯.gif (335.97 KB, 175x272, 175:272, 1459630465401-2.gif)

My dubs.

Check em.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:44:42 51cf29 No.14853603

File: 4247171c5fc181d⋯.jpg (36.26 KB, 350x280, 5:4, burnsbox.jpg)

>>14853573

Valve are really going comicbook villain now aren't they?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:45:39 3d8cc1 No.14853606

File: bf8dab5304250b2⋯.jpg (25.33 KB, 453x508, 453:508, bf8dab5304250b2aacb42b5247….jpg)

>>14853601

>can't get dubs

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:47:12 8f874f No.14853614

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14853593

Well if we're posting appropriate music.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:47:19 30cc19 No.14853615

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:50:50 51cf29 No.14853628

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 14:53:15 36bc28 No.14853636

Maybe a trading card.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:01:15 1e450e No.14853668

33% sale ticket for some shit.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:06:08 37f2a5 No.14853681

>>14853603

at least they are not going for the current year plus 3 comicbook superhero

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:08:46 b7b299 No.14853694

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14853573

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:14:07 f904b1 No.14853721

File: ef3aa11909a29da⋯.png (45.43 KB, 858x640, 429:320, previous.png)

>>14853573

Probably this shit again.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:24:16 bc3fdc No.14853761

>>14853721

>Every single game on Steam!

Jesus Christ imagine having to sift through all that shit.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:27:48 5fbf42 No.14853772

>>14853573

-10% coupon for CS:GO

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:28:34 f904b1 No.14853774

>>14853761

Valve Complete Pack would be worse.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:29:17 5fbf42 No.14853778

>>14853774

>get dubs

>get second place

>only have 2 games on wishlist

wew

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:29:48 0ecf09 No.14853779

File: e94d4aef29e0379⋯.mp4 (3.82 MB, 638x360, 319:180, 3c8e83cb1.mp4)

Ticket to 2d world with animu cuties.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:42:22 47e866 No.14853811

It's gonna be a shitty coupon and you all know it.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:53:17 8f874f No.14853842

>>14853721

More likely they'll do that meme thing where you just win your wishlist and faggots all pick train simulator.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 15:58:12 1ecabd No.14853864

>>14853573

If the past 7 or 8 sales are anything to go by, it'll be a 5% of coupon for a game like Audiosurf, or the Orange box. Just buy a load of games and make sure to stock up on the mystery box, goyim. It's a fun game again, like the old days! Consider all your concerns assuaged! :^)

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 20:49:32 51cf29 No.14855142

>>14853779

If only.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 21:07:40 72f269 No.14855259

>>14853597

A key for a cardboard box would be the ultimate scam from them… so far… right?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 21:19:01 ac8682 No.14855325

>>14853573

>Valve wants the /tv/ audience

kek

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:14:07 51cf29 No.14855527

>>14855325

/tv/?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:15:46 2c68f5 No.14855540

>>14855325

No onions, no buy.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:25:27 1c2f0d No.14855586

File: 16b98ada75d1113⋯.png (8.04 KB, 165x190, 33:38, 1421892471664.png)

>>14853721

>Win every single game on Steam

>Base editions

>No DLC

Even when you win, they'll find a way to get you to pay through the nose.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:27:19 e89832 No.14855595

>>14853779

what's the music source?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:32:09 ac0a51 No.14855604

>>14855595

seconding this, I remember it was in gt3 and in a simpsons episode but I can't remember the fuggen name

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:32:47 2a5f24 No.14855608

File: 9b65fb78c55b950⋯.png (425 B, 24x48, 1:2, goldengrandma.png)

>>14853721

Who actually won that prize though?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:33:02 6f1b7f No.14855611

File: 182d65c7fb41e9b⋯.jpg (565.37 KB, 3480x1000, 87:25, anime cuties.jpg)

>>14853779

I'll take twenty, then.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:39:30 44638d No.14855654

File: fdd3f5e53a05ae5⋯.webm (390.23 KB, 640x480, 4:3, do u no beniss.webm)

>>14855611

Is that the length of their dicks?

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:53:42 6f1b7f No.14855760

>>14855654

It's the length of their love for you.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:54:41 e2b652 No.14855770

>>14855654

>2m dicks

go back to either /d/ or math class

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 22:56:33 44638d No.14855781

File: 3acf85a373e6ff9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 155.09 KB, 874x1200, 437:600, 17442304.jpg)

File: e9007927fd85ff6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 155.64 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 18821248.jpg)

>>14855770

You cannot stop me.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 23:08:37 f1ce5a No.14855863

>>14853721

when did they even do that?

The box probably contains one (1) trading card for the summer event whichll start in another month or two.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 23:21:31 72f269 No.14855951

>>14855863

Xmas sale of 2011, the great gift pile… it was a disaster.

Anonymous 05/26/18 (Sat) 23:37:35 3d8cc1 No.14856026

File: 1235e39fa25dcdf⋯.jpg (113.58 KB, 1300x956, 325:239, japanese-man-aiming-gun-at….jpg)

>>14855781

DELET

Anonymous 05/27/18 (Sun) 00:09:35 b7d572 No.14856185

Cancer. Once you redeem the box, your version of steam turns into ransomware then your account gets shut down once you pay.

Anonymous 05/27/18 (Sun) 00:11:18 44638d No.14856195

File: 7f303f36bd022a4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 390.54 KB, 1055x1500, 211:300, bakukon_05.png)

File: b73d489f919b8d6⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 408.89 KB, 1054x1500, 527:750, bakukon_06.png)

File: 125d64717fbcb4d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 449.26 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, bakukon_07.png)

File: e28971c5d8160d7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 447.69 KB, 1050x1500, 7:10, bakukon_08.png)

File: eefba768021ea13⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 436.3 KB, 1054x1500, 527:750, bakukon_09.png)

>>14856026

Make me.

Anonymous 05/27/18 (Sun) 00:12:20 44638d No.14856200

File: 2fa3578e5c14c36⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 434.6 KB, 1047x1500, 349:500, bakukon_10.png)

File: e275e8c82c986ed⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 527.11 KB, 1053x1500, 351:500, bakukon_11.png)

File: 458094cbba34975⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 301.18 KB, 1280x899, 1280:899, bakukon_12_13.jpg)

File: fde3de494ed98cd⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 372.82 KB, 1051x1500, 1051:1500, bakukon_14.png)

Anonymous 05/27/18 (Sun) 00:33:52 2dcc44 No.14856327

>>14856205

You can't do shit or nuffin I got Norton

Anonymous 05/28/18 (Mon) 22:57:38 d42e2e No.14866622

>>14853573

Picture of gaben's penis.

Anonymous 05/28/18 (Mon) 22:58:23 d8cd28 No.14866627

File: 70b7e34453b8697⋯.gif (5.61 KB, 76x44, 19:11, oYYBAFfqTquAJS13AAAWcTrveD….gif)

>>14866622

Anonymous 05/28/18 (Mon) 22:59:51 b46770 No.14866639

next thing Valve is going to copy

Anonymous 05/30/18 (Wed) 11:12:03 51cf29 No.14877063

>>14866622

If only.

Anonymous 05/30/18 (Wed) 11:15:25 081948 No.14877073

>>14853573

Anthrax.

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 00:16:46 68c77f No.14880636

File: f2e788b546d7c53⋯.png (17.52 KB, 227x327, 227:327, Come sister.png)

>>14856195

Things like this make me realize that all those batshit snippets of hentai dialogue actually come from something people masturbate to. It's an uncomfortable feeling.

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 00:22:33 467c43 No.14880654

>>14853573

Half-Life 3

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 04:23:38 6e5155 No.14881635

File: b0ff4afedb1391f⋯.jpg (74.88 KB, 610x357, 610:357, db707302c3989957a4fe6d3874….jpg)

>>14880636

A ball job I understand, but how can balls be muscular? Does she tie a weight to them and do ball-reps? Don't tell /fit/ about this, they already do eyeball reps and shit.

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 04:34:20 f1c353 No.14881667

Dubs.

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 04:54:21 94a2aa No.14881718

File: d6d9c01282b2d6e⋯.webm (9.2 MB, 960x540, 16:9, Hero story.webm)

>>14853779

What is that music?

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 05:14:20 5a311a No.14881753

>>14881718

Shazam says Running One - O.S.T. Lola Rennt

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 05:56:29 5e4808 No.14881881

>>14853694

OH shit, I remember watching this years ago, really takes me back.

>>14853761

I'd delete my account out of spite.

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 05:57:12 5e4808 No.14881886

who got >>>/v/14881488

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 11:19:08 04ca06 No.14882882

>>14853573

The question you should(n't) be asking is: 'Who gives a shit?'

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 11:48:29 0a9e08 No.14882949

File: e99aa38e222602d⋯.png (5.8 KB, 488x585, 488:585, gee.png)

>>14853573

>Spring cleaning event.

Besides (((the goyim's wallet))) what's being cleaned here?

Anonymous 05/31/18 (Thu) 11:57:01 e8e8b5 No.14882965

>>14882949

Apparently your backlog

Anonymous 06/01/18 (Fri) 23:54:55 51cf29 No.14892232

>>14882882

>implying most of /v/ doesn't use Steam

Anonymous 06/01/18 (Fri) 23:58:00 b2217c No.14892251

>>14892232

That wasn't the question.

Anonymous 06/02/18 (Sat) 00:09:44 e1b1e0 No.14892309

>>14856195

>>14855781

>>14856200

I prefer my futa with cute little penises, thank you.

Anonymous 06/03/18 (Sun) 23:45:03 51cf29 No.14899553

>>14892251

Might as well have been.

Anonymous 06/05/18 (Tue) 04:40:32 bfec08 No.14906327

File: 26b30fa611365e5⋯.png (22.21 KB, 612x491, 612:491, 26b30fa611365e5dd1b31b4361….png)

>>14853573

Who knows? It's a mystery faggot.

Anonymous 06/06/18 (Wed) 03:10:36 a4c710 No.14910705

File: da30a3371d68066⋯.png (320.99 KB, 905x634, 905:634, b4.png)

I have 2 of these useless beta access in my inventory.

Anonymous 06/07/18 (Thu) 20:03:19 cd213a No.14919860

>>14856195

people actually get off to this shit?

Anonymous 06/07/18 (Thu) 20:14:45 5e9ea0 No.14919929

>>14919860

Not quite what I'd fap to. I'm probably at the point where I can appreciate that others like it, and might like the idea of it in the right mood, but that particular set doesn't do anything for me

Anonymous 06/07/18 (Thu) 20:26:51 a77a47 No.14919991

Another box.

Anonymous 06/08/18 (Fri) 05:50:37 e0e7e2 No.14922686

>>14910705

>dungeon siege collection

I have this copy of Magrunner Dark Pulse that has been sitting in my inventory for a long time if you wanna trade sage for offtopic