a62471 No.14843046
I hope you fags clean yourselves properly. https://archive.li/4VAEu
f59af7 No.14843064
I don't shower because I don't have any water heating in my house and I don't want to feel like I'm freezing to death when I get a bath.
a62471 No.14843070
>>14843064
What shithole country do you live in?
441448 No.14843076
>>14843064
Consider getting one of these. Don't buy the chink ones with open wires, those will kill you, but these, properly installed, should be safe.
2f68a9 No.14843078
wasn't this fake news?
as in the two people (excellent sample size) they asked for this shit also asked for it to not be published/off the record?
either way
c459a1 No.14843079
>>14843064
fag
cold showers are good for you
d46f3f No.14843086
f59af7 No.14843090
4761a9 No.14843092
>smash autists
>people
The fuckers want their party game to taken seriously, of course they aren't right in the head.
>>14843064
Why not just do what the inchlings in hakumei no mikochi did and just put hot rocks in the water to heat it up for you?
441448 No.14843094
>>14843079
That's the problem with /fit/fags. They're willing to do fucking anything to prolong their lifespan by a few weeks so instead of living sixty average or fun years, they live 70-80 years in daily misery, unable to truly enjoy small things in life.
8f29c2 No.14843095
>tfw love showers but can't get in one without losing track of time
>spend like half an hour just soaking until realize I should be washing myself or something
8afe93 No.14843096
>implying i dont take 2 showers a day with soap.
Although I keep forgetting to use balsam.
441448 No.14843099
>>14843095
I always bring a book with me into the bath or something, so that my time wouldn't be entirely wasted.
>>14843096
Do you have money for food after that water bill?
f59af7 No.14843101
>>14843094
Extremely buff people actually live shorter lives on average because of the high rates of cancer and heart attacks.
279e20 No.14843104
>>14843090
Gets the blood circulation going. But doing it first thing in the morning feels fucking horrible. I only cold shower when I went for a jog before, warm showers feel really uncomfortable.
8afe93 No.14843105
>>14843095
I know that feel, its great until I realize that I am wasting warm water.
8cca40 No.14843106
>nintentoddlers
>capable of hygiene
LOL
447136 No.14843112
>>14843064
>no water heating
Unless you aren't able to heat up water on the stove with a big pot, you have no fucking excuse to not clean yourself.
t. someone who used to be a MASSIVE poorfag years ago and knows what he's talking about.
b77629 No.14843114
>>14843095
>step into shower
>feel great,am able to think clearly
>get out of shower
>oh,life is horrible again.
69ba8e No.14843118
>>14843092
>The fuckers want their party game to taken seriously
how would one make it a competitive platforming fighting game?
92e748 No.14843129
>>14843095
Try doing "navy" showers
>get wet
>turn off water
>lather up
>rinse
It keeps you focused since you don't want to get cold.
441448 No.14843135
>>14843114
>watching Vinny stream of Superstar Saga today
>not a big fan of the guy but I love the game
>apparently the stream's 8th anniversary is coming
>chat asks "what's your favorite meme that you've created?"
>he says that he couldn't choose one
>chat keeps listing stuff from throughout the years
<no, no, i didn't come up with that, that was someone else
>can barely come up with three
Is that why he's so sad?
998d07 No.14843151
>>14843096
Why is that dumb bitch wearing clothes in the shower?
f59af7 No.14843156
>>14843135
The Vinesauce crew actually kinda hate the memes, Joel especially. During his Doom mapping contest he asked people not to add memes, and he seemed genuinely frustrated when he saw maps with "Grand Dad" or Bonzi Buddy as enemies.
564c5f No.14843161
>>14843096
>2 showers a day
Nigger that is unhealthy as well.
35506d No.14843163
>>14843151
>he doesn't shower with his clothes on saving water he'd waste on a washing machine
top pleb
2d0705 No.14843164
I shower daily. What time of day I shower varies though. Sometimes I shower when I wake up, other times I shower at 1-2 in the morning.
b77629 No.14843169
>>14843135
He came up with a fair amount the more you listen,it's just that people like to regurgitate shit and associate it with him instead of actually pointing out the original stuff.
92e748 No.14843178
Do not respond to the gay, it only makes him stronger.
880633 No.14843179
I shower only when I get dubs
691621 No.14843183
>smash players
>meaning smash comp players
>literally all low functioning autists that can barely manage themzelves
Makes you thunk
a62471 No.14843228
3e1ff5 No.14843238
>>14843183
"high functioning" autism is a meme, they're all retarded.
69ba8e No.14843253
>>14843183
>>meaning smash comp players
what makes smash uncompetitive? how can it be improved?
>>14843238
"high functioning" is probably just in comparison to the EXTREMELY retarded autists, like the ones that can't even talk.
eb80d8 No.14843254
Nothing cures nigger smell.
73b886 No.14843260
>>14843238
Assburgers is technically autism anon. Don't be so hard on yourself.
69ba8e No.14843261
>>14843254
not even killing niggers and burning their bodies?
b77629 No.14843265
>>14843238
Hey,fuck you faggot,autism does not mean stupid.
4761a9 No.14843274
>>14843118
It simply needs to be crazy. While you could argue that melee has "crazy," it's only for a few characters and even then it's still not enough. The whole cast needs to feel like you are playing dmc or an anime fighting game. Tech needs to be added for more options of play and more moves need to be added.
1ac0e9 No.14843279
>>14843163
Your wise counsel belies your years
70a537 No.14843280
>>14843104
>cold showers
>But doing it first thing in the morning feels fucking horrible.
It's the opposite, cold showers in the morning feel fantastic and it's a great way to wake you up.
441448 No.14843284
>>14843118
Take Smash, remove fun, replace it with more bugs features.
69ba8e No.14843304
>>14843274
>Tech needs to be added for more options of play
gimme some examples
>>14843284
>remove fun
like turning off items and hazardless stages?
c27864 No.14843325
>>14843284
>remove fun
Why removing the essence of video game
441448 No.14843336
>>14843304
>like turning off items and hazardless stages?
And banning all the characters with any semblance of uniqueness in their movesets. While Fox only is a joke, it might as well not be.
>>14843325
My point exactly, and it's why Meleefags are retarded.
69ba8e No.14843348
>>14843336
>And banning all the characters with any semblance of uniqueness in their movesets
Hell no. I want Pokemon trainer back and Samus/ZSS transforming into one another through their final smash.
17d830 No.14843360
>>14843046
>Tourneyfags stink
In other words, water is wet not that tourneyfags would know.
3b0529 No.14843381
For some reason, people still can't accept Smash as a competitive game despite all the depth some of the games have. I can understand not accepting it as a competitive fighter though. I would assume it's simply a meme at this point.
>>14843254
>Nigs are the most abundant types of people who play Smash
Where are you even looking?
>>14843336
The fun comes from fighting each other with no random elements to get in the way. It's the same concept as a fighting game. The people who don't find it fun are just the same type of people who wouldn't find fighting games fun as there aren't enough random elements to keep them interested like Smash.
4761a9 No.14843402
>>14843304
Well some ideas would work in smash, but others would probably need it's own game. Add more buttons for attacks. With four buttons in a fighting game, you should get 16 attacks involving neutral, forward, down, and air attacks. This isn't including some games doing diagonal attack or directional air attacks. In smash you get 16 attacks from air neutral and directional, nuetral and directionals, holding directionals, and the b moves. However, most fighting games with have moves that involve quarter circles, dps, or half circles that make the total go up to 20 or 24 if you include heavy variants. Since smash can't do that as holding down in the air makes you go down quicker, another button should be added so more attacks can come into play. I have more, but I really don't want to waste too much time thinking about smash as the ideas would never happen. Even if they did it would probably be in some ripoff game that no one would play because fightan fans want more fightan and smash autists only play smash.
6fb172 No.14843404
>>14843095
I do that all the time. Usually I will have a monologue with myself
958c21 No.14843435
>>14843265
>a behavioral disorder that prevents you from reading and learning from social cues doesn't make you stupid
Well I guess you're technically correct. I can only safely say that it makes you "stupider."
0465b3 No.14843440
>>14843381
Nigger, Smash is a party game and always will be one. You ban anything that could give opponents an "unfair" advantage instead of getting gud and learning to adapt, then act uppity about it while simultaneously begging everyone for acceptance and wondering why you're the laughingstock of multiplayer vidya.
The modern obsession with "competitive" multiplayer is cancer and usually leads to endless autism instead of fun and genuine skill.
687f08 No.14843443
>>14843064
Use wet rags and soap and take a sponge bath, you disgusting fucking cretin. Ass, armpits, teeth and crotch. These are literally the only parts of your body you need to scrub with soap and water to not smell like a dumpster.
fbdee6 No.14843444
687f08 No.14843453
>>14843253
>>14843238
Before the 50s and 60s, all "autism" was low functioning autism. High functioning autism is a myth created to get government grants. Not to say that those people don't have issues, but they aren't even remotely the same.
0c9244 No.14843456
>>14843096
based
>be a greasy fuck
>need to shower twice a day to maintain optimal clean
>tfw old well with perfect water so it's not even costly
>soap, shampoo, condition twice a day
>people tell me this will fuck up my hair
>I have the thickest, softest, most luscious hair of any dude I know and I've been doing it for years
Delusional showerlets will never understand.
>>14843064
clean yourself from the face of the earth
958c21 No.14843459
>>14843101
That's just statistical bias from juicers and the increase in accidental death from high risk behavior.
0c8e58 No.14843460
>>14843440
>adapting
Hear, hear. Even if the opponent's advantage is in fact unfair and no amount of adapting brings victory, there's always the next game.
Strategies, tactics, techniques etc can only evolve if they aren't banned.
2fe29d No.14843462
>>14843443
You forget that disgusting fatties have many folds, some quite unreachable by their flesh-trapped appendages, which breed their foul odours.
687f08 No.14843467
>>14843462
Well, not getting fat is easy, but I wouldn't know because I actually stop eating when I'm not hungry any more.
3b0529 No.14843476
>>14843440
I never said it wasn't a party game. The thing is that people found that the game actually has some depth to it and can be played at a much higher level than originally perceived. But because the fanbase has many autists and manchildren, it just got a bunch of negative stigma because the people who played it supposedly refused to play the game as originally attended and played it in a more competitive fashion. Removing the random elements that made if fun for casuals but more fun for seasoned players. I don't see why anyone would be upset about this unless they were shit on by those players who are better than them, had their fun gaming session ruined thanks to their autistic moaning about how "there's only one way to play this game", or angry that people are playing the game in a way that's not intended.
d8056d No.14843489
>>14843099
>water bill
>BEING TAXED FOR WATER WHILE YOUR WATER GRID IS FULL OF HOLES AND LEAKING 60% OF THE FLOW
Top Europoor cucked.
ec9762 No.14843492
>>14843238
High Functioning Autists are the ones that make mods for Smash like Legacy XP 2.0. Low functioning autists are the ones that actually play those mods
69ba8e No.14843507
>>14843402
>as the ideas would never happen
maybe you're right
**i've technically started making a smash fangame (i say "technically" because i dont consider the development to have started for real until i have an actual demo to show for it). i'm staying conservative with attack buttons for now. I will add a "tactical" button, that does different things depending on the character. i initially thought it up as a way to let pokemon trainer switch his pokemon without wasting the down-special of the pokemon for that function, but i could probably use it to for example Olimar pick which kind of Pikmin to pluck next.
After its first "proof-of-concept"release (with 3 or 5 characters, a few stages, etc.), and maybe a major bugfix patch, i'll release the source code (Everything released anonymously, of course). i'd also continue working on it.**
>Even if they did it would probably be in some ripoff game that no one would play
if my fangame gets no attention (outside of maybe agdg), that's fine too. i'm making the game primarily for myself.
spoilered because nodev autism.
>14843440
You ban anything that could give opponents an "unfair" advantage instead of getting gud and learning to adapt
What's your opinion on competitive sports and competive chess? couldn't those be compared to itemless mirror matches on a symmetrical, hazardless stage?
>>14843492
> Low functioning autists are the ones that actually play those mods
Damn
69ba8e No.14843512
>>14843507
>mess up the spoiler
pls bully
ec9762 No.14843530
>>14843507
>"Damn"
I was just joking. I saw the trailer for the 2.0 release of Legacy XP and I really liked it. As soon as I have time I'll rev up my Wii to test it
5f8b56 No.14843548
>>14843156
>vinesauce crew hates memes
>they cant stop spouting memes to save their own lives
after a while you realize they are massive hypocrites, especially joel.
f59af7 No.14843580
>>14843548
Joel drops memes like a fucker, but he hates it when they're used constantly and without context.
69ba8e No.14843589
>>14843548
>especially joel
he is a shit child
2f7910 No.14843602
So what exactly is it that makes Smash not a fighting game?
485b16 No.14843618
>>14843602
Medabee is cute
66c15d No.14843690
I don't care what Smash is or isn't supposed to be, but I cannot stand Sakurai's aggressively retarded attitude.
>Apologizes for Melee being too fast, let alone got it in his head that it ever bothered anyone
>Therefore makes the next games feel sluggish and impotent, where you most commonly deal 1-2 hits then reset to neutral, having no flow whatsoever
>Complains that people put Brawl's cutscenes online
>Scraps Adventure mode altogether because of it, instead of just not having cutscenes
1481de No.14843697
>>14843118
Give it the messy bugs that Melee had, Makes a character so OP that it becomes the only meta to win and add more Cancer characters that REALLY shouldn't be there to begin with.
1481de No.14843732
>>14843548
So they hate the memes that gived them the spotlight and without them nobody would have given a fuck about their channel. What a fucking irony.
69ba8e No.14843733
>>14843602
>So what exactly is it that makes Smash not a fighting game?
from the memes i've gathered, it's having items activated by default, no hitpoints by default, stages having hazards, bing nintendo based and tourneyfags being fags.
>>14843618
medabots cartoon was alright.
>>14843697
>add more Cancer characters that REALLY shouldn't be there to begin with.
like whom?
4f134a No.14843736
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Since this is now the dedicated smash thread I may as well post this.
5f8b56 No.14843753
>>14843732
do as i say, not as i do, pleb. now give me twitchbux
2c3876 No.14843757
>>14843096
>mfw only shower 3 days a week
1481de No.14843759
>>14843733
Come on anon you know who they are it's like the rigged ballot from the Eurofags that got Bayonetta in there in first place. In fact i'll give you the obvious elephant in the room hint which smashfags won't shut up about it.
TOO BIG!
e90697 No.14843772
>Smash players stink.
Welcome to 2005.
69ba8e No.14843787
>>14843759
>TOO BIG!
Oh you mean little birdie :^)
439d76 No.14843973
>>14843046
Some people do it as psychological warfare and will never admit it.
e97ba0 No.14844002
>>14843456
>>people tell me this will fuck up my hair
>>I have the thickest, softest, most luscious hair of any dude I know and I've been doing it for years
Same, but no conditioner and even when I was too poor for shampoo just using soap didn't do shit except clean it
2c3876 No.14844045
>>14843456
>softest
that shit is mostly related to the quality of the water.
3b0529 No.14844053
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14843733
Speaking of items, I found this game while playing Fightcade. The game throws random items into the field.
178ae5 No.14844072
I shower once a day, right when i wake up.
If I go swimming or do something that makes me sweat up a fucking storm, I shower again.
Is it so hard for you retards to do the same?
bdc2bf No.14844079
I thought NEETs smelling bad was a meme until I attended my first anime con and one of the top policies was recommending a shower. I thought it was an attempt at humor until I had to wait in a crowded line for a panel. How hard is it to use some water and soap on your body?
57de21 No.14844088
>>14843064
Deal with it, faggot.
I lived on a farm, and I had to fill the tub with ice-cold water, and then warm it up to as close to room temperature water as I possibly could by boiling pots of water and dumping them in. I still managed a bath a week, and even with hard farm work, I never managed to smell horrible, because I washed down my pits, cock, and ass daily with cold water and some soap. I was lucky enough to have a stove.
You can do it too. Just have some fucking standards and decide you don't want to smell like a walking asscrack.
2737df No.14844104
>>14844079
I'm not going to make any excuses for it but I assume some of them have been in their funky costumes for way too long and likely haven't bathed because of makeup and hair styling. Even been to a Halloween party? It gets rank after only a few hours.
b4839f No.14844105
>>14843064
Take a bath Boris.
bdc2bf No.14844109
>>14844104
Nobody was in costume save for one guy in Condor airsoft gear. It wasn't him.
57dc4c No.14844178
People being unhygienic in public confuses me. I'm a nasty fuck, but I still make myself clean and presentable whenever I leave the house. If I stay indoors for four days I'm probably not going to shower until the fourth day, and I don't brush my teeth but once or twice a week. Despite this I have yet to hear anything but compliments about my appearance. This is why it astounds me when someone is noticeably unclean, because I know what being a dirty bird is actually like. To be so fucking gross that people can smell you is beyond my comprehension, since I manage to avoid it despite barely trying.
ae7a88 No.14844186
>>14843736
Legacy XP is bloated as fuck with utter shit stages, for example:
-At least 8 different reskins of Final Destination
-A fuckload of reskins of Battlefield
-5 different variations of Hyrule Temple where the only difference between them is different textures.
-An extended version of Green Hill Zone thats bigger than Bridge of Eldin.
-Multiple other stages that would be too big even for 8 player smash if it was in the game.
Not only that, the game's framerate will sometimes just randomly tank mid-match due to the amount of bloated shit.
You would be better off just making your own build, and cherry picking whatever you want.
2737df No.14844205
>>14844109
>anime con
>no cosplay
And yet the stench still burns.
6e0760 No.14844210
I usually only take a shower once or week if I'm not working and breaking a sweat. When I was fat, I'd break a sweat just towling off after a shower. Today, I was out in 100+ degree heat mowing the lawn and didn't even get damp in the usual areas. Granted, it's a riding mower because I have several acres a push mower just won't handle, and a really light-weight weed trimmer. Still, I used to come in just drenched in sweat after working on the yards, and now - well I still have to shower, but that's just to get the dirt and grass bits off. I don't have to wash stink off as well.
I wonder if part of the problem is that lots of NEETs are overweight, even downright fatasses in many cases, so it wouldn't even matter if they showered. They'd just reek of BO and shit within a half-hour anyhow.
f7ffd0 No.14844301
>>14843046
>op actually fell for the bathing meme
Daily showers are bad for you. Yes, it's fine to bathe every other week or so but any more than that and you're only fucking yourself over.
ec9762 No.14844321
>>14844072
Same here. I shower once a day and I take a short shower at work because I sweat a lot after biking to get there and then going up 30 floors on the building I work in
If I stop taking a shower after a single day, I start feeling dirty already
934283 No.14844423
>>14843096
I really, really, really like this image
bf9198 No.14844424
>>14843456
Same. I've been showering twice a day with the occasional once a day for the past decade, and my hair is luscious. When will showerlets learn?
c288a7 No.14844572
>>14844301
>any more than that and you're only fucking yourself over
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
4877f1 No.14844605
>>14843101
What >>14843459 said, roids fuck you up, stay natty.
>>14843094
Power pisses on the weak
6857db No.14844634
>>14843094
Nice mental gymnastics, you disgusting hedonist.
6857db No.14844662
>>14843456
>>14844424
Shower less and your hair will get less oily, you fucking faggots.
f7ffd0 No.14844666
>>14844572
Let's see
>showering daily so (((they))) can charge us more for the water consumption
>washing away the good microbes on your skin that fight diseases
>washing those away forms a dependency on deodorants and soaps instead of your body's natural oils
>soaps and oils that (((they))) will sell to us
It's not a matter of hygeine, it is social deconstruction to stigmatize those who don't buy into that shit. And if I really, really need something, like a date with the ladies, I'll just splash on some stetson or spray some axe. boom. done.
a8f174 No.14844679
>>14844666
Okay Chrischan, let me know how people feel about you with Axe and nothing else sprayed on
b7d133 No.14844689
I go to Smash tournaments infrequently, and it doesn't smell bad until the actual tournament begins. Most of the people are hygienic, but not all of them. A lot of players start sweating from the stress and intensity of the matches as well. Combined with the persistently small venues, it goes from a decent room to a sweaty gym in maybe 3 hours.
The "pros" are constantly traveling to tournaments across the country, so the more venues they go to, the more likely they are to smell like shit.
Hungrybox is the greasiest looking loser in person.
efd1c8 No.14844692
>>14844301
>>14844666 (checked)
reminds me of that bit from George Carlin - You know when I wash my hands? WHEN I SHIT ON THEM!
hygiene isn't a meme, but some regularly scheduled cleaning ritual is. wash when you're dirty, not because it's a tradition.
0db6bb No.14844709
>>14843064
>take a large pot
>boil water in it
>mix it with cold water until you get the temperature you like
It's this simple.
f7ffd0 No.14844717
>>14844679
>muh chris-chan
Cool deflection there, soyboy. Next you're going to ask for facts as to why soy gives you tits, you low-T cuck.
I'm clean, I'm fit, and I'm attractive. I don't need some faggots trying to mandate what I can do with myself, and it just proves that you bought into the meme.
c288a7 No.14844736
>>14844717
>I'm clean, I'm fit, and I'm attractive
wew
a8f174 No.14844745
017480 No.14844765
>>14843759
>N-no Ridley sama, you're too big, you won't fit! DON'T BREAK MY GAME_ YOU'RE TEARING IT APART NOOOOOOO
cc3645 No.14844773
I shower everytime I shit. I eat a lot of kratom so I have some pretty massive, somtimes painful, BMs. Either way after that I hope in and clean myself, I don't use TP but rather my hand in the shower and it's supremely satisfying. Not only the act but also knowing I am clean as can be where it's most important.
9883da No.14844778
>>14844079
It's really wild how bad some people stink too
Also once people start pissing and puking at random, that jut spices the stench up
1ac75f No.14844781
>>14844717
I hope you don't brush your teeth more than once a month, the tap water has fluoride that turns people gay and gives them cancer and the toothpaste is made of scary chemicals that are bad for you
b4c423 No.14844788
>COMPETE by DEADSPIN and KOTAKU
efd1c8 No.14844813
>>14844773
how do you not puke on kratom? I might get one dose in every so often but any more and I'm hurling regardless of method.
6e0760 No.14844871
>>14844572
>Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Your skin is actually coated with a layer of microbes like staphylococcus epidermis which help protect you from harmful pathogens by either destroying them themselves - or by priming your immune system to fight them off, similar in function (but not mechanically) to how your gut biome helps protect you against disease.
Showering too often, especially with harsh detergents and perfume heavy soaps, can decimate these colonies of microbes and make them less effective.
56353c No.14844887
>Play Smash with friends occasionally
>Friends encourage me to go to a tournament because I'm basement champion
>Reluctantly decide to attend
>The venue is at a seedy card shop and absolutely packed with people
>No AC, so it's incredibly humid
>The hot, moist air is filled with an incredible smell of BO
>Incredibly disgusting, like sitting next to twenty clones of that kid in PE that never washed his gym clothes and had brown sweat stains by the end of the year
>Venue fee is $20 and only cash is accepted, had to visit the smoke shop next door to use their ATM
>There was only one console available to warm up before the start of the tourney
>Impossible to get a turn because two """pro players""" wearing team jerseys refused to let anyone else have a turn for nearly 15 minutes
>Wait over an hour in the hot stench to play my first match, have to stand because there's nowhere to sit
>First opponent is someone's uninterested girlfriend, beat her with hardly any effort
>Boyfriend gives me dirty looks after the match is finished
>Wait for another 30 minutes for my next game
>Next opponent is one of the """pros"""
>His friends are screaming into my ear the entire match
>Lose soundly
>He gets up and fistpumps, walks away without returning a GG
>Find out it was single elimination
>Go home and take a shower to wash off the sweat and stench that has soaked into my pores
And that's how I learned to never associate with "Smash players."
56353c No.14844906
>>14844903
Her boyfriend you autistic faggot. I'm not gay.
f7ffd0 No.14844915
>>14844736
>>14844745
>>14844781
>getting shit on by facts this hard
>having no rebuttal
Leftycucks blown out again.
017480 No.14844925
>>14844887
that about sums it up. Competitive gaming is nothing but pure cancer.
a8f174 No.14844950
>>14844915
ur mom still gay
e2fc83 No.14844955
>>14843046
Shower once per day and put oil in my hair and lotion on my skin afterwards. If I just lazed around all day not sweating, I don't use shampoo. Only time I can remember where I skipped bathing was on a couple of camping trips which sucked and when I had to "sleep" in the airport because I missed my flight which was the most unpleasant 72 hours of my life.
>>14843064
Work out really hard and take a cold shower.
6f3b0d No.14844957
>>14844950
try to be more subtle, cuckchanner
0c9244 No.14844973
>>14844662
Before I showered twice a day, I showered once a day, and my hair was a bit too greasy going to bed. I tried only shampooing and conditioning my hair every other day for a while as (((internet articles))) suggested, and my hair got greasy and waxy. Only on adoption of the bi-daily shower did I reach peak clean.
I repeat: delusional showerlets (like (You)) will never understand.
0c9244 No.14845009
>>14844955
>missed flight
>72 hours in airport
>most unpleasant of my life
Fuck, iktf. The heat and the stress just make you sweat more. The best you can do is sponge bath in a bathroom stall with paper towels, but by then I was out of non-filthy clothes, too. Skin just crawls. It's ridiculous that public showers aren't the standard in airports.
56353c No.14845022
>>14845009
You're right. I've never thought about it, but given how much time businesspeople and international travelers spend commuting in airports, there's really no excuse not to have a shower stall in at least a couple bathrooms. If pools can do it, airports should be able to as well.
1622d1 No.14845024
>>14844666
>I'll just splash on some stetson or spray some axe. boom. done.
>Axe
Got a fire shirt to go with the smell, Satan?
691d58 No.14845030
>>14844955
>Only time I can remember where I skipped bathing was on a couple of camping trips which sucked and when I had to "sleep" in the airport because I missed my flight which was the most unpleasant 72 hours of my life.
>72 hours
That's nothing, I've had to go a month or more without a shower multiple times.
6857db No.14845054
>>14844973
There's a transition period where your hair adjusts, it's not overnight. You ever heard of no poo? They just rinse their hair out once a week or so and their hair responds by producing a lot less oil, you spoiled fucking princess.
6e42d1 No.14845055
>>14843094
>implying cold showers don't feel euphoric after you get used to them
I take it you failed the marshmallow test
ba52cc No.14845056
>>14845041
I was glad when that faggot died.
f7ffd0 No.14845059
>>14844950
That's nice. Back to 4cuck with you, soyboy.
>>14845024
>falling for (((their))) agenda
No, but I'll keep you in mind the next time you're using oil of olay to clean your vag.
30eeba No.14845068
>>14845056
Some of the kids I felt pretty bad for. He was not one of them, the little shit.
e540bf No.14845069
>>14843076
My parents have one of these, the hot setting feels like its medium and the medium setting its cold as fuck.
26de92 No.14845081
>>14844692
Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.
2c3876 No.14845089
>>14844666
>And if I really, really need something, like a date with the ladies
you are not fooling me, satan
>>>/normalfags/
a8f174 No.14845099
>>14844957
I haven't been on 4chan in nearly 7 years.
e2fc83 No.14845114
>>14844988
>totalbiscuit_eulogy.webm
>>14845009
I didn't spend three days in airports, only about 18 hours or so. My father and I wanted to see the solar eclipse, so we flew down to North Carolina to meet some friends and drove down to South Carolina to get in totality. The hotel we stayed at was something out of the fucking shining, and we got only about five hours of sleep before leaving in the morning to drive down and avoid the traffic. Eclipse was fucking crazy cool, but we did a horrible job planning the trip back. We expected traffic, but we didn't think it'd be eight hours. We tried to get on another plane after we missed ours, but it only had one seat left. We slept in some massage chairs we found near our terminal and used our eclipse glasses as sleep masks, but they were doing construction and waxing the floors around us the entire time keeping us up. Next morning, we used almost all of the remaining money we had to buy coffee and croissants, and waited for the next flight. After waiting for two flights and realizing we were never going to get one with two seats available, I took the flight back to JFK (we were supposed to go to LaGuardia because that's where our car was, but JFK had to do.) Now, the flight is short, only a couple hours, but I'm also 6'11". They put me in the very back between two people (not even the aisle) so my knees were painfully pressed against the seat in front of me for 90 minutes and were completely shot by the end of it. When I get off the plane (it's around noon now the next day) I check my phone and apparently, my father had to take a connection flight to Columbus, Ohio, to New York. I used up all my money buying a ticket for the shuttle from JFK to LGA, and I had to wait three hours in a crappy cafe, where I just sat looking out a Window and occasionally getting up to find a disgusting water fountain since I couldn't afford a bottle of water. When we got back home, I bathed and went to sleep for sixteen hours.
0c9244 No.14845134
>>14845054
>I tried only shampooing and conditioning my hair every other day for a while
>for a while
I gave it time to adjust, and it was too filthy. A third-world poorfag like yourself may be adjusted to such a state of slovenliness, but actual people find it uncomfortable.
I'll continue "spoiling" myself in my infinite free groundwater, stinkanon.
e2fc83 No.14845210
Opinions on flossing? I do it once per day.
a8f174 No.14845261
>>14845210
What's your usual diet?
6f3b0d No.14845275
>>14845099
reddit? tumblr? how else can one start parroting awful normalfag-tier catchphrases?
a8f174 No.14845292
>>14845275
Easy, my nephew says it, and fucking everything that kid says pisses this website off.
e2fc83 No.14845296
>>14845261
Oatmeal and OJ in the morning. Eggs/toast for lunch. Pasta with poultry or steak for dinner and raw spinach because it's the least worst vegetable. Eat an apple every day and take supplements for most of the vitamins/minerals I don't get enough of through my diet.
a8f174 No.14845302
>>14845296
You should floss after breakfast and before you go to bed then.
0c9244 No.14845307
>>14845114
I was flying back across the pacific with several transfers and a layover that would already be something like 30 hours. On top of that there were two unexpected delays that had me stuck lounging around an airport in my own filth for about an entire day each time, and then it was a 4-hour drive back to my town from the airport. I think I slept for 16 hours, too.
eae216 No.14845308
Cold showers and ice bathing only reporting in.
The fun begins when you start freezing and go out into the snow afterwards.
416972 No.14845327
>Warm baths are bad for you
>Cold baths are bad for you
>Bathing daily is bad for you
>Bathing more than once a day is bad for you
What the fuck is wrong with you people? You're even more dysfunctional than Smashfags.
Just shower once a day when you get out of bed and then again when you come back from your daily occupation IF you broke some sweat throughout the day, so you won't feel like a greasy fucker all day long.
e2fc83 No.14845328
>>14845302
Why after breakfast too? It's only oatmeal.
>>14845307
As much as I hated getting back, it was the most magical, relaxing sleep I ever had in my life and I wish I could sleep like that every night.
a8f174 No.14845333
>>14845328
Because it's oatmeal.
e2fc83 No.14845340
>>14845333
How bad can it be to warrant flossing twice per day?
eae216 No.14845345
>>14845327
Warm bathing daily is shit tier
>dries out your hair and skin
>even when pores opened and cleaned they won’t close instantly
>skin will panic and pump out more oil than normally
>pores still open because you’re too much of a pussy to shower cold will get clogged easily
>get skin irritations
Cold showers on the other hand
>doesn’t dry out shit
>makes pores close harder than your balls can retract when the cold water hits your face
>feels nice
>is not for pussys
>is nice
>wakes you up
>helps blood pumping making you ready to conquer your woman
>feels nice after the initial 10 seconds
7079cc No.14845360
>>14843512
Atleast it wasn't the cuckchan spoiler
e2fc83 No.14845361
>>14845345
God intended man to bathe in the cold. I still like to take hot showers after exercising to relax my muscles, and then switch over to cold to cool me down.
97b8b5 No.14845362
>>14843046
I've been holding in a poop for 3 days, since I got off work.
eae216 No.14845366
>>14845361
First hot and then cold after is good too.
Just make sure to get your 120 seconds in the cold.
e2fc83 No.14845367
>>14845362
Why would you do that
968b48 No.14845371
>try to shower every day
>but the only time I feel like showering is at like 12-2 AM, partly because I don't want to have to wrestle for control of the bathroom during the day
>can't do it then because I'd probably make too much noise and wake my siblings up even though those little niggers have no problem shouting up and down the stairs while I'm trying to sleep 5 feet away
>end up showering only once every few days and instead bathe in cologne before I leave the house
Hopefully I'll get this new job and finally be able to move the fuck out.
>>14845308
This summer I'm going to start taking cold showers exclusively. I won't rest until I can comfortably walk around naked in the snow. I'll make you proud yet papa spurd.
416972 No.14845391
>>14845367
You mean you don't, smalltime?
f89057 No.14845395
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14844186
Legacy XP's stage list is all over the place in all honesty, though LXP was made for fun in mind and the main appeal for it is the new characters and game modes introduced. Legacy TE on the other hand is strictly a tournament-based mod for PM but it has a more quality-consistent stage list among other things such as more costumes for the characters, an implemented debug mode, tools for build customization, and many other quality of life changes.
eae216 No.14845402
>>14845382
How much water are you drinking daily?
>>14845371
Funny how your hygiene changes after you move out.
When I lived with my parents I was a lazy slob and had to force myself to shower and brush my teeth.
Or when I wanted to clean myself up, I couldn’t because of various reasons, so I had to use the shower in the bottle daily, like you.
Also I instantly lost 60 pounds after 2 months.
d6aaa5 No.14845419
>>14843114
I'd like him a lot more if he wasn't a stereotypical nonconfrontational leftist coastfag who refuses to take a fucking stance on anything.
e416bb No.14845436
>>14843112
This. I don't have running water (not poor, just never needed it) and I wash every day.
69ba8e No.14845449
>>14844186
>-At least 8 different reskins of Final Destination
>-A fuckload of reskins of Battlefield
>-5 different variations of Hyrule Temple where the only difference between them is different textures.
just, like, fold the skins into one stage like how mushroomy kingdom and super mario maker have multiple variations but only appear as one stage one the selection screen. and then add some kind of dropdown menu maybe?
>Not only that, the game's framerate will sometimes just randomly tank mid-match due to the amount of bloated shit.
that sounds shitty.
my fangame will try to avoid dipping framerates, gotta have atleast 60 fps stable
>-Multiple other stages that would be too big even for 8 player smash if it was in the game.
does this include ridley's home stage?
e2fc83 No.14845452
>>14845391
I went to summer camp once and didn't shit for a week because the food wasn't digestible and the toilets were splattered with fecal matter, some of which was likely nonhuman in origin.
>>14845402
Your lifestyle completely changes without parents. You usually become more responsible.
5350b8 No.14845466
>>14843690
It's baffling that fanboys will defend making the actual fighting mechanics of a game, the fucking gameplay, functionably worse then it's predecessor (even if you exclude the exploits like wavedashing) all because some folks got better and took it to the next level as gamers naturally do. It's antithetical for me when it comes to games and I still can't rationalize it.
These are often the same fans who will call out other fans and spout how only "gameplay matters, not graphics". Obviously Smash seems to be the exception.
416972 No.14845467
>>14845345
Whatever, faggot. Point is, try not to stink.
97b8b5 No.14845468
>>14845402
I don't drink water. I drink coffee, energy drinks, milk, and protein shakes.
69ba8e No.14845479
>>14843690
yeah that nigger needs to leave, but he can't let anyone else head his series.
I want melee style adventure mode back
eae216 No.14845484
>>14845467
*freezes you*
heh
>>14845468
There’s your problem.
Chug down a gallon over the day.
e2fc83 No.14845487
>>14845468
>I don't drink water
Nigga what the fuck.
>protein shakes
Whey protein I hope? And only before and after you exercise?
97b8b5 No.14845497
>>14845484
I don't like the taste of water.
>>14845487
Sometimes, I supplement the shakes for meals, not just exercise.
e2fc83 No.14845517
>>14845497
>I don't like the taste of water
How the f-
>I supplement the shakes for meals
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
eae216 No.14845520
>>14845497
Then drink cold water
0c9244 No.14845529
>>14845497
>I don't like the taste of water
I hope those kidney stones shred your urethra real good.
0465b3 No.14845532
>>14845497
>I don't like the taste of water.
Unless you're a pajeet and the only source of water is that river full of piss and shit they worship, you have no excuse. Stop being a little bitch and drink your fucking water.
69ba8e No.14845537
i think 97b8b5 is baiting
73b886 No.14845539
>>14845532
Don't a lot of pipes still have fucking lead in them? Not to mention the fluoride and chlorine they add in.
eae216 No.14845547
>>14845539
Only old houses have lead pipes.
Also get a filter if you live in muttland.
Anywhere near the Alpes is clean water.
Or buy bottled water.
2c3876 No.14845553
0c9244 No.14845555
>>14845537
Maybe, but it's good bait, because I knew a girl who said she "didn't like the taste of water" IRL.
she died in ninth grade
73b886 No.14845563
>>14845547
It's not just America that puts chlorine in the water though.
6ceb25 No.14845565
>>14845555
Anti-water fags confirmed dead soon
69ba8e No.14845568
>>14845555
sounds like natural selection to me
>>14845557
weak excuses
8dba52 No.14845575
>>14843129
Seconding this. Cut down a third of my water bill and I notice I'm more thorough with my cleaning since any unwashed area is clearly not lathered and sudsy.
b27248 No.14845582
>>14845568
i never claimed i bathed much in general but i really try and amp up the stink when theres a reason like a competition
6e42d1 No.14845585
>>14845547
>>14845563
Filters improve the quality of water, but the ideal is to get a water distiller, as distilled water is the absolute cleanest
519913 No.14845591
>>14844666
>It's another retard LARPing as a /polack/ episode
You were better off getting assmad about yuri as your meme.
e2fc83 No.14845592
>>14845497
Seriously though. I consume at least a gallon of water and half a gallon of milk on lifting days. You won't get strong if you don't drink. More than half of exercise is diet.
6e42d1 No.14845607
>>14845592
GOWAD is the way to get healthy
519913 No.14845620
>>14845592
I don't get the gallon of water meme. I lift and use creatine, I find drinking more than a 3/4 gallon of water just makes me piss like crazy, especially when I'm trying to sleep.
I just drink when I'm thirsty, I honestly didn't see a difference aside from not pissing hourly and waking up all night.
The only time I need a gallon+ is when it's excessively hot.
73b886 No.14845634
>>14845585
Drinking pure water could fuck you up though. It's the minerals in the water which give it the flavour and drinking value. Chlorine and fluoride give it a shitty flavour.
e2fc83 No.14845648
>>14845620
You don't necessarily have to consume a gallon of water, but if you didn't read my airport post, I'm just under 7ft. and consume double to triple the portions of an average man.
>>14845607
I haven't heard of this meme. Explain?
6e42d1 No.14845651
>>14845634
Yeah, I use trace mineral drops to remineralize mine
>>14845648
Gallon
Of
Water
A
Day
94bfe5 No.14845661
>>14843078
>fake news
nope, smash babys have been smelling like shit since the beginning.
c3a04b No.14845662
I shower every day, and only skip it if I don't plan on leaving the house or was completely clean the day before without sweating or getting dirty. Why the fuck is it so hard for people to not be gross?
000000 No.14845678
0465b3 No.14845684
>>14845662
>bronies
>showering
94bfe5 No.14845687
>>14845327
They're probably niggers.
e2fc83 No.14845696
I don't really understand the CP spambots? Why bother spamming here? What do they get out of it?
6e42d1 No.14845711
>>14845327
Why would you shower in the morning and at night? If you showered at night you should still be clean the morning after, unless you sleep in a hole in the ground or in a pig pen. There is literally no reason to shower more than once a day.
Night shower crew represent
05024c No.14845713
>>14845696
A banishment.
Oh wait, that's a TOR poster.
/pol/ really needs to ban TOR users.
6e42d1 No.14845719
>>14845696
CP spambots are board culture, dood
519913 No.14845724
>>14845713
>/pol/ really needs to ban TOR users
This is true, posting quality would double if they simply didn't allow TORposters.
cb5d70 No.14846090
>>14844778
>Also once people start pissing and puking at random
What the fuck? Why do they starts pissing and vomiting?
97dc24 No.14846106
>>14845054
>You ever heard of no poo?
Is it and Indian punishment?
cb5d70 No.14846131
>>14845484
>>14845651
>Gallon of water everyday
If you regularly eat fruit every day, you're already get most of your water from that so you don't actually need to drink that much.
0686e5 No.14846152
>>14844605
It's insane how common roids are in gym culture. At least 40% of the "fit" people you see at the gym are juiced up.
cb5d70 No.14846160
>>14846106
Thankfully it's short for "no shampoo".
I hope.
904b76 No.14846339
>>14846131
Actually, you still do. Only about maybe a fourth of that is now covered by fruit, but water is still very important.
2c250b No.14846482
>>14843548
They're not hypocrites; They hate it when people act like autists and act like retards by just randomly spouting memes without context and shoving it down their throat.
It's like the autists that think swearing is funny not because of the context of what's being said but, just because of the fact that they're swearing.
f59af7 No.14846905
>>14846482
>they don't know le monkey face was created as entirely as a parody of rage comics
203173 No.14847016
>>14845308
>forgets to tell everyone to build a sauna
Cmon man. Sauna + shower is the epitome of cleanliness.
ba72b6 No.14847043
Showering doesn't matter lol.
If you're ugly, everyone will preemptively consider you filthy anyway. Meanwhile I knew this stinky Chad who didn't even wipe his ass and still had women all over him, some of them would even lick his butthole clean.
cfd22b No.14847069
>>14847043
This. It's literally the retard tier shit of "get a haircut" to blame the victim so they can feel like they somehow "earned" and "deserve" what they have instead of simply having been lucky.
cfd22b No.14847073
2c250b No.14847075
>>14846905
Welcome to the world of normalfags.
78b664 No.14847095
>>14843279
Wasn't it "council"?
e84580 No.14847101
>>14847043
>>14847069
Found the Smash players.
78b664 No.14847125
>>14845585
distilled water isn't actually suitable for drinking
0900f4 No.14847148
quick tell me how often to brush teeth
4ea239 No.14847153
>>14847148
After waking up and before going to bed
69ba8e No.14847154
>>14847148
at least twice per day with a fluoride-free toothpaste (that you probably need to make yourself)
94bfe5 No.14847187
>>14847148
Don't forget to floss, no matter how often you brush there will still be bits of food stuck in-between your teeth.
a494ba No.14847192
>>14847154
Fluoride-free is so fucking rare that I found one by complete accident after searching for a few months.
b3a108 No.14847194
>>14847148
Thrice a day after every meal, with flossing and gurgling water(no idea about mouthwash).
You do not want rotten teeth. t. retard who neglected mouth hygiene to the point that I had two root canals within 6 months
998d07 No.14847206
>taking tumeric supplements lately as apparently long term it stops your brain's shit from getting fucked up
>pits smell like curry
I am become Pajeet, shitter of streets.
82995f No.14847317
I don't shower every day because I don't have enough clothes and my autismbux keeps mysteriously vanishing even though I hardly spend it on anything but snacks and should have at least $190 left over every fucking month after paying to live with my childhood friend. And the universe apparently fucking hates me because my socks and underwear keep disappearing into thin air.
It's gotten to where I literally have to shower for stress relief if not fapping and taking wonderful advantage over whatever chronic oversleeping disorder I have. No wonder I'm suicidal, but literally can't kill myself right now. At least I can still enjoy.
d2980c No.14847651
>>14843260
But I have light ADHD.
244e0b No.14847665
>>14847651
Every male raised in the west today has ADHD.
00a9f7 No.14847702
>>14844605
Bow and beheaded by the beast
463c4c No.14847760
I shower several times a day.
I dunno why I need to take a shower so often, some of it is because it keeps me calm and I can finally think.
c4585c No.14847821
>Love taking bath so much that I have a fantasy of being in a warm bath, equiped with unlimited food, water, water-resistant entertainment in form of a computer with internet connection and video game consoles, while being in a cold environment.
I can't be the only one, right?
c4585c No.14847843
>>14845497
>I don't like the taste of water.
Anon, I hate to break it out to you but…
THERE IS NO TASTE OF WATER, DRINK IT IF YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHY YOU LITTLE SHIT
69ba8e No.14847851
>>14847843
>THERE IS NO TASTE OF WATER, DRINK IT IF YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHY YOU LITTLE SHIT
he probably doesn't mean pure distilled water, but mineral water. minerals do change the taste.
d443d9 No.14847870
>>14847843
Drinkable water does have taste. You've been lied to.
Drinkable, as in not distilled, idiot.
6857db No.14847887
7c35a3 No.14847928
>>14845296
>(((grain-strong diet)))
Good goy! Waste these supplements and remember to visit your dentist every six months!
a186aa No.14847984
Smash Brothers Pro tip: if you smell like week old roadkill your enemy can't focus
089c9b No.14848028
I bath once every day
Maybe I'll skip but I rarely do that because going to bed dirty feels gross
82995f No.14848071
>>14845497
>doesn't like water
Punch this anon.
017480 No.14848139
>>14845497
There's actually a reason why you don't like water, I was in the same position, when you drink shit like coffee cola, or those sugar and corn syrup laden energy drinks it fucks up your tastebuds because you're not thirsty, but you're losing more water then you would if you drank straight water.
The sugar increases your appetite to unhealthy levels and sticks to you, you need to detox and cut all of those drinks barring coffee in the morning only and only drink when you're thirsty. After about a week or two your taste comes back and you can actually eat non-sugary shit like meat and natural sugar fruit and have more satisfaction from them. You're likely going to hit a burnout period where your drinks don't taste as good but you still drink them, and soon it'll become disgusting to keep up but you won't stop until you man up and detox, if you haven't reached that stage already.
Energy drinks are actually worse then cola since they basically have the same shit but with the odd herb or chemical supplement which will fuck you up further. You're likely to be chubby as fuck despite the protein shakes, and if you're not mixing the shakes yourself and buying them off the store they're packed with sugar and will fuck you up. Kidney stones are actually rare even for people with your weird ass diet, but the main actual issue is that as you get older this diet's going to cause heart problems that will kill you or at the very best send you to the hostpital at 30-35.
Get the hell off of it now and eat regular food, it's better for you. Protein shakes are a meme, straight meat does much more for you.
4c1600 No.14848291
>>14845497
We have anons who shit in the shower, anons who masturbate to tiles, and now anons who don't like the nonexistent taste of water. Sometimes I wonder how some of you guys survive in the real world.
3e483c No.14848422
69ba8e No.14848502
>>14847984
Smash Brothers Pro tip: Fuck Sakurai
bdf34e No.14848503
>>14843238
High functioning autist here, can confirm
I browse /v/
bda562 No.14848576
>>14847148
Read and follow https://archive.org/details/DeepNutritionWhyYourGenesNeedTraditionalFood_201502 and you won't need to floss as much.
t. 33 yr old technowizard who inadvertently followed 80℅ish of what it preaches, has near perfect teeth and flosses maybe twice a week when I remember to.
e540bf No.14848589
>>14848291
>he doesn't shit in the shower
I shiggy diggy
846d6c No.14848630
>>14848291
You forgot the faggot who plays minecraft to have a one-sided ERP with his one true love, the State of Ohio.
b9b156 No.14848993
>>14843046
>'Jason' Husisian
With that last name he sounds middle eastern second generation and if that's the case those people must have fucking stunk to high heaven to override his natural stench.
>Don't know when they'll fix play of the game
Way to write there Cecilia
4c1600 No.14849052
>>14848630
>a one-sided ERP with his one true love, the State of Ohio.
What the fuck
efdff5 No.14849200
>>14848028
>bathing at the end of the day instead of at the start of the day
I can barely be considered conscious until after a morning shower, how the fuck can you sleep right after one?
73b886 No.14849304
>>14848291
>water
>not having a taste
Water has a clear and defined taste, which varies from place to place. The only reasons why someone might not like their local water are garbage mineral composition, their city is incompetent when it comes to water treatment, or if they're drinking it with all the chemical additives, namely chlorine. Chlorine can be easily removed though by aging, as it evaporates. Chloramine can't be removed quickly this way though, so check if your city uses it.
0aad45 No.14849374
>>14849200
Washing before bed cleans you of all the filth you accumulated during the day. Also getting into bed without showering sounds dirty as fuck
bac4bf No.14849776
>>14844717
>posts beast porn
>a fetish that has consistently been proven to be that of the sexually incompetent and undesirable
721a48 No.14849797
52bb3c No.14850031
>>14849200
>not understand the fundamental differences between a bath and a shower
Do you genuinely do either?
faade4 No.14851047
>>14844773
Take Mirilax, or a generic equivalent. Yes, it's essentially eating plastic, and your body isn't supposed to absorb any of it but who really knows, but you either eat the plastic or get hemorrhoids from the constipation. Or destroy your bowel motility with stimulant laxatives..
If you really don't want to eat the plastic, then at least try a ton of stool softener and magnesium supplements.
faade4 No.14851060
>>14844813
Mix it with a drink with some artificial sweetener, like diet pop. Don't use regular pop or you get a disgusting syrup mess.
f49d90 No.14851158
>>14847148
once a day, drink water, still no cavities
e0c7ee No.14851446
30eeba No.14851466
>>14848291
>>14848630
>>14849052
Don't forget the Legomen, backpackcuck, and from years and years back on cuckchan, Cornfapper.
a35572 No.14853816
>>14845069
I'm on a different situation
>off setting is antartica
>low setting is a russian winter
>medium setting is thy flesh consumed
>high setting is our dying sun expanding and swallowing the earth
518497 No.14854053
>>14845634
You can always do what homebrewers do, distill your water and then add back minerals to get the profile you want without the chlorine and fluoride.
b9b156 No.14861108
>>14845497
>I don't like the taste of water.
The grave calls for you You're literally unfit to live on this planet with a brain like that.
If you do the even slightest of exertion (especially over the next few months) you'll *need* a bottle of water, energy drinks et al are not going to do the job of rehydrating your half dead ass, you'll end up with diabetus lad, it doesn't pay to have sugar running in your blood 24-7.
b9b156 No.14861145
>>14845634
>Drinking pure water could fuck you up
Um ya only in the sense that you might accidentally choke on it.
>>14846131
You need tons more than what fruit provides.
Jesus. I wonder if some people ever get their asses out of the house considering the tripe they talk about fitness.
eaa214 No.14861199
>>14845210
I never floss, the rare moments when I did my gum always bled and I had blood taste in my mouth afterwards.
ac57c3 No.14861272
wait a minute guys, these disgusting nintendo soyboys might be on to something, smell like shit and you'll drive away all the normals from gaming.
ac57c3 No.14861282
>>14849200
you actually feel really relaxed if you shower before going to bed, let your body dry for 10 or 20 minutes and your hair needs to be dry.
ac57c3 No.14861320
actually reminded me i ran out of bodywash so i should get some.
523981 No.14861360
>>14843046
What if it's part of their jewish traditions? Kotaku confirmed to be ruled by nazis
>Left section of the news
>Overwatch devs can't fix for shit
>Kids are stealing their parents' credit card for their shit fps.
>>14843092
If a character pleases their cock, then it's awwright.
>>14843304
>>remove fun
>like turning off items and hazardless stages?
That's the Omega edition of the stages, if you really want to remove fun, then scrap characters such as Wario.
7954c7 No.14861499
>>14843489
Hahahahaha, I live in michigan unless you live in Flint you got dirt cheap water, most places that you rent water isn't factored into the bill because its dirt cheap.
I enjoy as many showers as I want, shit I run the shower sometimes just to cover the noise of my vigorous fapping.
904b76 No.14862000
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14861145
No, he means RAW water as in pure.
It removes important minerals you body needs. I was confused too.
0a2cdd No.14862032
>>14845497
>Sometimes, I supplement the shakes for meals, not just exercise.
7954c7 No.14862148
>>14847317
Your childhood "friend" is wearing your shit nigga.
I live with my brother and he still wears my shit.
Put the nigga in check you pussy.
Interrogate the nigga
>Are those my socks
<no
>Well they have the name of the recent pack of socks I bought
<W-well uhhh the thing is
We wouldn't have social predators and parasites if their wasn't stupid dumb ass prey like you feeding them.
Grow a pair faggot.
904b76 No.14862182
>>14845497
Don't change anything except this.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B077SKBSPG/
Drink water with light sugar and lemon, that's it.
You can shit now, you're welcome.
3d8b50 No.14862383
>>14845687
That would explain all the fucking Indians who smell like B.O. They are begging to be genocided for the assault to the senses they dish out by merely existing. Only people I know are from the top two castes even bother to wash or use deodorant.
370280 No.14862530
>>14845634
>It's the minerals in the water which give it the flavour and drinking value
You fucking what? Water is essential for metabolic processes, dissolving solutes in the body and acts allows O-compounds to react for self-replication. The value of drinking water is mostly your body functioning properly, not getting some electrolytes and better taste.
904b76 No.14862553
>>14862383
Pajeet Indians or WOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOO Indians?
94bfe5 No.14862568
>>14862553
whats the difference?
94bfe5 No.14862580
>>14845497
Hows the transition going?
495ad4 No.14862584
>>14862568
imagine yourself squatting at a beach, feeling the chilly wind ruffle your hair, feeling the wet sand between your toes, splashing ice cold water in the general direction of your anus all while your best friend is squatting right there next to you
abe973 No.14862604
>>14845466
Making the game slower doesn't even help casual players. A casual player will get stomped by anybody who knows what they're doing in any smash game. Melee and Smash 4 have pretty similar skill floors, since they have the same basic controls and mechanics. Lowering the speed and hitstun only really works to lower the skill ceiling, which casual players will never come close to approaching. Trying to make the game more casual only serves to fuck over competitive players.
07e235 No.14862667
>>14861199
That actually does go away anon, the dentist ain't lying to you.
No need to grind back and forth either just move the floss way up there to the gum a couple of times to jiggle the hardened stuff in there.
82dd2f No.14862916
>>14862580
Christ alive, is that what became of Cosmo? So glad I'm allergic to soy.
4cc2b2 No.14863423
>>14843602
The "FGC" says so. Do you really care about anything those "people" say?
c87547 No.14864156
>>14843440
>Smash is a party game and always will be one.
Yes, it is…However, it's also possible to play it competitively. Let's look at what a game needs to be a party game by definition.
What defines a party game is that the game can be played casually and just for fun. This typically means the game requires low stakes so losing isn't aggravating, has a low skill floor and ceiling so it is easy to pick up and play, and due to the inclusion of random elements and luck, levels the playing field so players with a lack of skill can be given some opportunities. Essentially no matter how high the skill ceiling is there is theoretically enough luck involved that new players can match veterans and that losing doesn't incur anger as instead, it's all about the fun. Playing Smash with items on is most certainly like this. The items add some chaos to the game and playing in free-for-all turns the game into even more hilariously dumb action. To an extent, this actually pushes skilful play away as the focus and instead invites randomness in as a larger factor for deciding the outcome of evenly matched or even un-evenly match players. Smash with items on ticks every single box save for a low skill ceiling.
A game that is basically impossible to be turned into a test of pure skill that anyone can take seriously competitively in its base form is Mario Party. The game is entirely based on luck with skill only existing in the mini-games that are varied and random enough that everyone will find one game they are innately good at. Furthermore, you cannot control what mini-game you play and if you suck at it you can at least have fun sabotaging the leader. With some homebrew rules, you can sort of make it competitive by opting to play only the skill-based minigames whilst forgoing the board-game entirely and then tallying up who wins the most mini-games, yet the low skill floor and ceiling within the mini-games makes it innately unfun as a serious test of skill. Therefore winning at Mario Party is not a feat of pure skill and whilst skill can help, within seconds, factors out of their or other players control can dramatically shift the tides of the game. It is not uncommon for last place to steal the win with pure luck and can lead to hilarity so long as people treat the game as nothing but fun.
As an example of something that is taken seriously and how much luck factors will rape their viability as a test of skill and mastery, we can look at real-life sports. Imagine if in the middle of a Football/Soccer game someone started randomly pelting players with paintballs. Sinkholes randomly started to form all over the field and confetti began to pour down onto people as they stepped on a random glowing tile that shifted at random. Would it be taken seriously as "The world game." No.
Would it be fun? Probably. I'd play it for sure at any rate. Would it be objectively more fun with these changes? No. That's actually subjective and so making the claim obsession with competitive play usually leads to making something unfun is not a statement that can hold much weight as the fun people derive from an activity can come from multiple different places. Whilst you might be stating that this is leading to stagnation with regards to multi-player games and this is true to an extent, it's fairly reductive and an over-reaction to say competitiveness, therefore, must die in video games so we can get back to having "Fun."
With all this in mind, the removal of items in Smash and playing on levels that lack any sort of random stage hazard elements shifts the game to be about emphasising the player's skill instead of the providing simple casual entertainment. Further keeping in mind how technical the game can get with things like Wave dashing, L cancels, DI, Character physics effects on potential combos, "teching", Perfect blocks and many more means that the skill ceiling is objectively very high.
This is all coming from someone who hasn't played any Smash "competitively" outside of 1v1's with my brother, who doesn't even engage with the culture or community in any way beyond occasionally looking into momentarily it for fun. Observations about how cringey, uppity or attention/acceptance starved the community is has no bearing on the competitive viability of the game.
e84580 No.14864711
>>14864156
>it's also possible to play it competitively.
kek no