>>14803550
I almost forgot, how he fails at escaping planet earth and instead bombs up the whole New York like a retard and when the elders come to pick him up back up, they send him to a hostile planet full of ant-lions and he fights there for like 30-40 years. The elders come back to tell him "Hey dumbass, your gear fell into the enemies hands. Get in there and kill the Mafia boss' son and get back all the equipment those pesky humans have stolen from us because of you"