833318 No.14787091
Not that the first was even good to begin with but holy shit. Can bethesda just die already?
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8647c8 No.14787108
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>>14787091
>no hooktube
>no webm
wew
599dfc No.14787130
>>14787091
OP is a faggot as always, but fuck you Bethesda, this is Far Cry levels of randumb bullshit
8647c8 No.14787151
>>14787130
Doing G-ds work, anon.
>pastel colored borderland game
nothing of value was lost i guess, nobody gave a fuck about the first game.
782b7e No.14787156
>>14787130
>>14787091
Those characters…
It looks like this game's already dead.
599dfc No.14787177
>>14787151
>>14787156
>E3 reveal
>RAGE 2: Wasteland Battle Royale!
>Join one of the many degenerate Wasteland Clans and battle it out for supremacy!
>It just works! - Todd Howard
If this is what the game is, fuck you Bethesda, I wanted a sequel where I continue removing these fuckers.
991a8f No.14787183
Who even gives a shit or remembers rage? Even at launch the interest died down quickly and everyone moved onto other games, the IP has no lasting power or buzz whatsoever. Not even normalfags gave a shit about the game at launch.
39ef4d No.14787188
>>14787130
I shouldn't have expected any else really.
bb3c36 No.14787197
4dfcd9 No.14787202
It might be fun. But then again I have terminal shit taste and enjoyed NuDoom so I don't know.
cdf12f No.14787210
I sure can't wait for that high quality ad to be played throughout E3 during every intermission.
8d2ce0 No.14787226
>>14787091
>>14787130
Meth Dykes: The Game
gg Bethesda don't put any actual game footage in there people might get excited.
782b7e No.14787262
>>14787177
And here i was thinking i was the only one who got multiplayer game vibes from this. It has this Cliff Bleszinski feel about it.
4dfcd9 No.14787271
>>14787262
I can very easily see Bethesda going full Gamebryo on this thing and turning it into another one of their open world games.
782b7e No.14787276
>>14787271
Don't confuse Bethesda and Bethesda Softworks. One doesn't have Todd.
3df01c No.14787306
>>14787276
You're right.
>Zenimax
<Super Jews that are too Jewish for banking.
>Bethesda Softworks
<IP stealing Jews that bleed companies dry
>Bethesda Game Studio
<Talentless nepotistic hacks
7a98e3 No.14787341
Okay, this bugs me just a little. I can't tell gender of this thing.
6e2a2b No.14787350
They've already killed your beloved franchises. Now they go an make sequels to mediocre ones. We follow Hollywood's lead in every way.
c56e0f No.14787358
Never liked the scrappy, meth-sucking post-apoc scavenger look. Mad Max and shit like that never appealed to me aesthetically.
Can someone explain why this look was ever popular? People trying to bring punk back?
8585dc No.14787387
>>14787358
Because its thrilling unique setting for a good survival adventure story, where heroes always get pushed on a brink of their lives.
You think Fallout is a shit series too? And Ex Machina? And Kenshi?
c56e0f No.14787394
>>14787387
>You think Fallout is a shit series too? And Ex Machina? And Kenshi?
Yes. Yes. And yes.
d0d24f No.14787397
>>14787341
uh did you just presume that it has a gender, you rapist nazi?
a1e804 No.14787412
>>14787394
Your opinion is irrelevant then.
705b80 No.14787758
THE SEQUEL TO THE GAME NO ONE EVER PLAYED
THE SEQUEL NO ONE EVER WANTED
THE SEQUEL NO ONE ASKED FOR
RAGE 2, IN STORES 2018
>>14787358
Low budget outfits from the 80's.
a1d235 No.14787804
>>14787758
Personally I am a little tempted to see where they go with it considering its status as a literal game no one played or asked for. I mean why make this? Could end up being one of those legit surprise games that ends up being decent. I'd say there's a 1/10th chance of that being the case. But still. Why?
0abbb1 No.14787815
>>14787262
That haircut screams "I wanna be an edgy antifa leftist by night, and a Richard Spencer-tier nazi LARPer by day"
b2ce9c No.14787817
>>14787130
I raged just from watching that
484243 No.14787821
Im actually looking forward to them doing something better with Rage 2
"teaser" is live action and garbage, seems thats the point thou
484243 No.14787822
it cant possibly be any worse than the original
b2ce9c No.14787831
>>14787822
>>14787821
>it cant possibly be any worse than the original
705b80 No.14787918
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>>14787822
Well I doubt it will fry AMD cards this time around so I guess that's true
7ce8e6 No.14787974
>>14787130
What the hell is that? Why would they do a teaser like that? Do they want people to not buy their game?
The new Wolfenstein was bad but this seems way worse.
56bec3 No.14788001
>>14787822
i don't think you comprehend AAA gaming
56bec3 No.14788004
>>14787130
>modernized pop-punk
what the fuck did i just listen to
f3d154 No.14788015
>>14787130
>no gameplay
why would you waste money on actors instead of just showing the fucking game?
d0d24f No.14788027
>>14787130
andrew wk is spinning in his coffin.
b1d937 No.14788042
>>14787091
>>14787130
Who A, wanted a RAGE sequel and B, wanted it to be like THIS?
47fc94 No.14788051
>There are faggots in this thread defending this
1c78e9 No.14788066
>>14788015
Maybe because theres nothing to show since the games propably worse than nogameplay shit trailer?
0fd3af No.14788073
>>14787130
>lel random quirky RADICAL punk
Jesus fucking christ none of these devs have any original thoughts at all. It's like for the past 6-7 years its been nothing but chasing trends, noticeable so over the past 2 years. It's just the same whacky xD bullshit with wil wheaton tier characters who never take anything seriously. Fuck this noise. If I want post-apocalyptic sand games, I'll wait for avalanche studios to make mad max 2
01ef3f No.14788149
So Mad Max plus hipster bullshit? The pop punk trend was already dead 8 years ago.
b621e8 No.14788168
>>14787341
People don't have genders. Grammar has genders. People have sexes.
a5f771 No.14788186
>>14787130
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GAY PARADE MONTAGE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
534ace No.14788199
>>14787130
wow die antiwood have really sold out
e000c0 No.14788218
>>14787130
Oh, it's going to be a Battle Royale game. Like how they dug up the license to Quake to make an Overwatch rip-off, they're now digging up the license to Rage to make a PUBG/Fortnite rip-off.
3e190b No.14788280
>>14787130
Holy fuck, they did it. This is the worst ads I ever saw. This is worse than Infinite Jewfare ad.
654268 No.14788330
>>14787262
>yfw it's a battle royale game
c1c655 No.14788354
The first game was legitimately soulless and had zero creativity. Anybody remember any of the characters? Remember any interesting landmarks, or just remember anything AT ALL about the first game? All I remember is that Bethesda thought it was viable to put a product into market purely because John Carmack's tech was behind it, and that's it. There was nothing to it besides Carmack's name.
3e190b No.14788367
>>14788354
>Anybody remember any of the characters?
I only remember Loosum Hagar, because I wanted to fuck her in the ass, and her father, because he was voiced by John Goodman. But this game is indees souless, it even lacks a proper final boss.
0c8ac3 No.14788382
>>14787130
Who the hell gave this the OK?
22da0d No.14788393
>>14787091
>Can bethesda just die already?
Not with all the bethescucks giving them cash all the time.
fdfc53 No.14788447
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>>14787130
Woah, wow. That's really something.
>>14788174
>eh doesn't know
fdfc53 No.14788454
>>14788405
E3 is going to be magical with the state of custodial services.
4ed767 No.14788457
>>14788354
It had a boomerang that somehow managed to feel less satisfying than any boomerang in other game ever made.
fdfc53 No.14788478
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I already forgot what game this was about.
fdfc53 No.14788501
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You have franchised garbage, I rock out to mecha.
137e94 No.14788535
9172a1 No.14788539
>>14788492
OVARIAN RAGE 2
<estrogenic boogaloo>
ec73be No.14788547
>Open World
>Do anything
>Shoot everything
>In a post apocalyptic wasteland
Woah, where have I heard this before?
56bec3 No.14788554
>>14788547
where is this being advertised
0578f2 No.14788560
>>14788547
In the 80's Wasteland game perhaps?
3e190b No.14788564
>>14788547
This time with more soyfaces and more ANTIFA propaganda.
0b0dc9 No.14788573
>>14788547
i'd bet its bethesdas jump on the battle royal train
ec73be No.14788574
>>14788554
Video description
>>14788571
And here's the boxart
3e190b No.14788576
>>14788571
Sam Lake after attending to university.
599dfc No.14788579
Gameplay footage later, here, have the webm of the full shitshow ad.
c67a3f No.14788580
>>14788492
This is almost as bad as the quake champions strogg trailer.
f1b397 No.14788582
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>>14788492
Reminds me of this music video filled with weak people acting tough. Only a shit load gayer.
3e190b No.14788588
>>14788580
Now think about these same fags doing the Skyrim 2 Elder Scrolls VI and the next Fallouy trailer. Think how bad it can get.
fdfc53 No.14788591
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>>14788571
Why would you do such a thing? Why does s/he look like they're holding up vienna sausages?
ec73be No.14788592
>>14788580
The future is rainbow neon colored hair millenials using VR phones to get to work on their bycycles, get used to it goy guy
t.boomer
c8c5cb No.14788593
holy shit i was kind of interested before seeing this shit
ec73be No.14788594
>>14788588
I believe Beth GS uses a different marketing team from Beth Soft/Zionmax.
3e190b No.14788598
>>14788591
>Why does s/he look like they're holding up vienna sausages?
Those are xir HRT medicine vials.
c19b12 No.14788602
>>14787130
It takes real effort to make something this terrible. Who the fuck thought mixing ramshackle post-apoc punk with pajeet coloured dust festival would make a good aesthetic?
ec73be No.14788607
>>14788604
More cancerous tham the advert tbh
3e190b No.14788609
>>14788604
Now (((Mark Mann))) is going to buy it on each platform.
fdfc53 No.14788614
>>14788598
>all that product in the hair
>hormones still can't fix that face
Ahew. No wonder it is frustrated.
f1b397 No.14788629
>>14788607
>>14788609
Marky Mark and the gay vol bunch can suck it if they don't like me turning a turd into a garbage fire everyone can enjoy.
c67a3f No.14788638
>>14788588 (Checked)
It is so brutally uncool surely it falls under the normalfag idea of "cringe"?
>>14788592
Is it them coming up with this shit or is it the diversity hires?
2d5cde No.14788646
Bethesda drank the fucking coolaid bigtime on this one. Moreso than usual.
ec73be No.14788647
fdfc53 No.14788671
>>14788604
So
MANY
flavors.
d0d24f No.14788706
>players: rage is too brown!
>developers: okay then, here's every color that exists