cb0a88 No.14766883
Who are the best mothers in vidya?
remember to hug your ara
1c6abf No.14766888
>>14766883
I see what you did there anon.
8e069c No.14766903
Seriously though. Don't forget celebrate today with your mothers and grandmothers. They've done so much for you, guys.
fbadd6 No.14766929
>>14766903
>today
This Sunday, May 13th, is Mother's Day.
cb0a88 No.14766966
>>14766929
>This Sunday, May 13th, is Mother's Day.
eh? in my shit country is the 10th
d0ab47 No.14766992
>tfw my ara isn't gonna be home for mother's day
414aff No.14767009
>>14766883
>Who are the best mothers in vidya?
The ones you make mothers of yourself.
b98db3 No.14767023
>tfw no ara to pamper you out of maternal instinct and cuddle you while you play vidya
ba38df No.14767034
>>14767015
While playing the game, I thought the twist was gong to be that she is her own mother, that through time travel shenanigans, she will end up in the past, where she would give birth to the new Bayonetta.
a1e02d No.14767040
>>14767015
>posting someone who isn't even a real mother
>when in the same series you have the best fucking mother Rosa
e84121 No.14767046
>>14767040
I mostly associate Rosa with two chapters screaming "remember how much better Bayo 1 was?", so I blocked her out
a1e02d No.14767049
>>14767046
She is by far and away the most fun character to play though.
32ec87 No.14767116
>>14766883
Please no. I abhor human contact when it's not a handshake.
>>14767097
THE BABY
5f7ba5 No.14767130
>>14766975
I'm so glad she was mentioned this early on.
32dfc4 No.14768136
There are a shockingly little amount of vidya aras.
889e52 No.14768202
Gonna jerk my dick raw to incest doujins tonight.
414aff No.14769364
>>14768202
>tfw tore my foreskin and need to not jerk off until it heals
ce1cc7 No.14769528
>>14766992
Does your ara remind you of Aqua, anon?
d0ab47 No.14770775
>>14769528
No, not really. Why do you ask?
a66143 No.14770804
>>14769579
You got a link to the full version of that?
20dec2 No.14770833
>>14766888
MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
5ced4d No.14770918
>>14770836
>Best girl
>Has a testicle
bd9691 No.14770922
>>14770918
>Is a testicle
ftfy
594ad9 No.14770994
Am I the only one who thinks it sounds fucking stupid when you use ara as a noun?
ce1cc7 No.14771013
4f7ed2 No.14771014
>>14770994
No, no you are not.
5ced4d No.14771037
7368f8 No.14771041
4f7ed2 No.14771042
>>14771037
hah, we have a third now >>14771041
26fc1b No.14771047
>>14769579
>- Does contain some NTR expressions. No actual scenes though.
nani
ce1cc7 No.14771058
>>14771047
Given that it's labeled as "netori", I think that implies you'll know the moms are married in this but that the husbands won't ever really be shown.
26fc1b No.14771065
>>14771058
Oh, well that's fine then. I don't really include that when I think of NTR anyway.
ce1cc7 No.14771183
>>14771065
It's not fine at all anon.
a99efb No.14771220
Try to make your mother really happy.
5bb8fb No.14771222
>>14771220
I know that game.
Isn't there farting and pissing in it?
a99efb No.14771229
>>14771222
Yes. You can filter out those commands if you don't like them.
d1ba25 No.14771231
>discussion of NTR in a vidya mother thread
This cannot stand. But I will keep it somewhat relevant with one of my favorite vidya moms.
5bb8fb No.14771274
>Mothers day threads
>people straight off the bat talk about incest
Freud was right about everything.
2a91d0 No.14771307
Who are some actually good moms in vidya? You never really see them being moms beyond the start.
5bb8fb No.14771320
>>14771307
The Mother series is a good example of vidya moms being moms.
90d210 No.14771328
>>14771231
Nancy isn't a mother though, is she?
6647d8 No.14771334
>>14771328
She will be after I'm done with her.
90d210 No.14771342
>>14771231
I was worried you'd post NTR, but I was pleasantly surprised. Last scene was cute as heck.
6cb5ea No.14771363
>>14771328
She adopts popo and dolce so she technically is.
2d0f40 No.14771386
>you will never make both Hilda and Lisette into mothers
3c3f9c No.14771548
be54a7 No.14771567
>>14771548
>Straight shota.
O H Y E S.
5bb8fb No.14771626
Do you anons all want to fuck your own mom or something?
4e1f49 No.14771678
>>14771626
People generally fetishize rare and taboo things. As of right now traditional motherly figures are about some of the rarest things you can come across, including peoples own mothers for the most part.
3199ae No.14771702
>>14771645
well it's been 2 posts,let me fuck your tits anon
d2f759 No.14771738
>tfw "older women" are slowly becoming "women your age"
ea3cad No.14771762
The best vidya moms are the mothers of your children.
4fa177 No.14771772
Strangely the only ones I can really think are the Pokemon ones.
>>14771710
Whoever designed this trainer class has to feel good about all the attention it got.
>heart pupils
>not removing the bra and obscuring the nips with his hands
0cc089 No.14771800
>>14771738
tfw you will die in your life time
32dfc4 No.14771857
>>14771626
Not my mum other peoples mothers.
5bb8fb No.14771929
>>14771678
I think it just comes from people being too ignored by their mothers when growing up and developing a strange mother fetish to counter that regret of rejection.
That, or they were given too much affection by their mothers and it led to the same result.
4e1f49 No.14771954
>>14771929
I think you're looking too much into it. I don't subscribe to freudian kikery.
5bb8fb No.14771960
>>14771954
Freud would state that it's a natural part of life to want to fuck your own mother, otherwise you'd be gay.
What I'm saying is different.
5d8860 No.14771961
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14766883
Mom of the year, of all years. Gave us three daughterus.
32dfc4 No.14771971
>>14771960
Freud was a fraud, he had a massive hard on for his mother and just projected his fetish onto everyone else I don't know why anyone cares what he said.
326304 No.14772232
>>14771047
It's a game about fugging moms. Obviously most of them are married.
>>14771626
Learn the difference between fiction and reality.
>>14771685
Fuck off furfag
32dfc4 No.14772366
5bb8fb No.14772906
>>14771971
Freud was weird, I'm not sure why his theories are still so widely believed.
cf1b35 No.14772960
>Giving a shit about your mother
Get a load of these plebs. Mothers are for putting up with and then avoiding once you move out.
5b92b1 No.14772973
>>14771929
Nips tend to be ruled by their mothers growing up which explains all the straight shotacon.
>>14771971
Projecting one's faults onto everything else is already a very jewish thing to do.
4f64f0 No.14772977
>>14772960
You alright?
Where did she touch you?
53943f No.14772979
>>14772960
>Immediately assumes own mother instead of other people's mums
Freud is that you?
3547af No.14773009
Which skyrim mods let's you play as a mom. :^)
8f2b70 No.14773020
>>14771626
No. I want to make someone a mom
9bf1e4 No.14773041
>>14773020
I want to be a cute 2D anime loli mom.
265405 No.14773094
>>14773041
Can I get you preganant? OwO
5bb8fb No.14773106
>>14773094
fucky wucky uwu
0353f1 No.14773127
>>14767097
remembering her has not been authorized.
cf1b35 No.14773181
>>14772977
You don't have to be molested to have a bad mother. I don't hate her, I just feel nothing for her and wish she would leave me alone.
1f4807 No.14773356
>>14773181
>bad mother
>implying your are not the bad son
a2eccf No.14773741
>>14768202
Was hoping to see and laugh at exactly this.
>>14772960
>hurr am i cool yet leejun?
Kill yourself.
4f64f0 No.14773760
>>14773181
>You don't have to be molested
Lost interest there.
I was hoping you'd share some incest green I could masturbate to, but you're just a boring, whiny faggot.
4f7ed2 No.14773764
4f64f0 No.14773770
>>14773764
Marche, no one gives a shit, go back to stealing art of your furry waifu on twitter.
58f046 No.14773784
Mother's day was last week here.
8d51df No.14773788
The only canonical non-virgin and only canonical mother in Touhou. Thanks ZUN.
a66143 No.14773805
>>14773788
She's a bit young looking to be a mother,isn't she?
4f7ed2 No.14773812
>>14773805
that never stopped the japs
a99efb No.14773837
>>14773788
>The only canonical non-virgin and only canonical mother in Touhou.
False. Suwako was the first though, and is pretty great.
bef6ea No.14773853
>>14773181
Hey faggot, if you're going to hate the ol' lady at least have a good reason for it.
My ma threw an empty 2-liter bottle at me, a bottle of hand sanitizer, and has pulled a knife on me and my sis. All different occassions. I mostly hate her, but I never show it until it's arguing time. Still have to get her something for Mother's Day though.
58f046 No.14773869
>>14773853
My sister's boyfriend once assaulted me in a drunken rage, and my mother took his side because she always liked my sister more than me. After that, I moved to another continent and haven't spoken to any of them since.
Sage for blogpost.
c61d33 No.14773946
>>14773869
Alright, that's actually a pretty good reason. You have my apologies, anon.
2a510f No.14773952
Women are just objects to make children.
Fathers are whom must receive homage.
5b92b1 No.14773981
>>14773952
You have the whole year to cram your daddy's dick up your ass, you could at leave give it a break for one day.
5bb8fb No.14773986
>>14773952
I'm sorry your mother was a cold bitch anon
2a0a0c No.14773993
>>14766883
Mother's day was last week you delusional american fuck!
cb0a6d No.14773997
Mother's day is in two weeks you quadruple gay faggots.
489dd2 No.14774000
Am I doing it right, guys?
e84121 No.14774001
>>14773952
>whom
Back to school with you
4f64f0 No.14774010
>>14773952
Your mother needs to be hit on the head with a shovel for giving birth to such an ungrateful tard.
2a0a0c No.14774047
>>14774000
For all the pics of Sindel you choosed the one where she isn't naked… why?!
489dd2 No.14774053
>>14774047
Sorry, not my type.
56aaa1 No.14774144
What games have actual motherhood mechanics? I can only think of The Sims series
a1e02d No.14774159
>>14774144
That depends. What the fuck is a "motherhood mechanic"?
42f158 No.14774173
>>14771800
>tfw when you won't die in your life time.
4be4c9 No.14774323
>>14774144
>motherhood mechanics
>you get huge important buffs by taking care of your children
This must be a thing.
17ef82 No.14774474
>>14773788
You're full of shit. The only canonical non-virgin in Touhou is Junko. Suwako is as pure as the sky is blue.
a99efb No.14774518
>>14774474
Sanae is canonically a descendant of Suwako.
a1e02d No.14774519
>>14774323
>taking care of children
>gives you buffs
That makes no sense. Taking care of kids is one of the most draining activities.
5b92b1 No.14774541
>>14774474
>2hus
>non-virgin
b68fc9 No.14774583
>>14767034
>she will end up in the past, where she would give birth to the new Bayonetta.
This sort of thing makes way less sense with women.
4be4c9 No.14774597
>>14774519
>seeing your kid smile and hearing him saying "I love you" after pampering him doesn't make you pumped up for any kind of shit the enemy can throw at you
I'm sorry, this is a moms-only board.
Shitposting aside, it doesn't have to "make sense" to be a good game. Games are here to be fun, not necessarily to be realistic or believable.
17ef82 No.14775006
>>14774518
>descendent
>this can only mean she has had a child
Lmao
dd6591 No.14775012
>See mother's day thread
<"Aww, /v/ is celebrating the mothers in vid-"
>Thread is filled with Mothercons
a99efb No.14775147
>>14775006
Literally the definition. A descendant is someone whose bloodline leads back to a particular ancestor. Sanae descended from Suwako. Suwako is Sanae's ancestor. They are related by blood. Sanae has inherited Suwako's divine blood and is considered a living goddess
>>14775012
Gotta show your love for your mother somehow.
c3e6ca No.14775159
>>14774000
I think Dahlia may be the worst mother in vidya
4f7ed2 No.14775164
>>14775147
I think he means that she didn't give birth, she just did 2hu magic and made a baby.
dd6591 No.14775264
>>14775164
I'm pretty much sure 2hu implies that Suwako did fuck a lad and had a kid at some point.
dd6591 No.14775356
>>14774541
2hus rape each other all the damn time. Just ask Marisa's relationship with Reimu. Koakuma rapes Patchouli in her sleep. Sakuya is Remilia's pet. Sekibanki hunts for shotas. Yakumo Yukari probably has her lowerhalf somewhere in the human village naked and presenting. Chen gets spanked by Ran and Sanae is a shrine slut.
414aff No.14775366
>>14771626
My mother is fat and has cucked my father at least 3 times, so no.
dd6591 No.14775382
>>14775369
>Implying
I play the games. Though they are hard as fuck, but got the hang of it after Perfect Cherry Blossom.
a2eccf No.14775411
You fucking faggots do realize even in 2D your idealized milky mommy gf has already been claimed by another man, even the man who ORIGINATED you?
Christmas Cakes eternal GOAT.
dd6591 No.14775425
>>14775394
Okay.
>>14775411
>Husband is dead
<Better fuck my own son.
Do you even read manga? or hentai?
a2eccf No.14775433
>>14775425
>new Red and Leaf came secretly from incest
Boner no.
dd6591 No.14775445
Check out the ara manga thread for some ara manga recommendations. >>>/animu/6071
bd6030 No.14775454
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>>14775012
Here you are the weird one.
5b92b1 No.14775459
>>14775425
>Husband is dead
<Better fuck my own son.
Is this an analogy for the modern Japanese household?
414aff No.14775464
>>14775445
Careful with ane naru mono though the latest one is gay as fuck.
Wouldn't mind too much if the author licked my asshole, but don't put it in a doujin men don't like watching that shit on another man.
bd6030 No.14775494
File: fbfbe1ff852e7de⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 471.17 KB, 1280x1868, 320:467, 8e49227af582c31774421ac848….jpg)
>>14775483
This was posted some time ago, very interesting reading actually.
5bcc7a No.14775513
>>14775494
>fatfuck
>tiny head
Do the nips not have mothers or something?
6cb5ea No.14775515
>>14775411
This thread isn't about moms you would fuck necessarily. Nancy is a good woman but I don't want to cuck Jones.
7306b6 No.14775518
>>14775513
Anon, I think your gay is terminal.
c247fc No.14775519
>>14775515
>but I don't want to cuck Jones
Jones left about as little an impression as character as Kiel did. He might as well not have been there if it weren't for Nancy talking about him non-stop.
1f4807 No.14775527
>>14775459
he doesnt need to be dead
3ae268 No.14775546
1f4807 No.14775557
>>14775411
>he doesnt have a loli waifu that turns into a christmas cake and impregnate her to turn her into an ara
FUCKING CASUAL FAGGOT GET OUT!
dd6591 No.14775562
>>14775527
>My husband and I got divorced
<Better fuck my own son
>My husband is overseas for work and never comes home
<Better fuck my own son
>I secretly peeked through the door and caught my husband fucking our daughter
<Better fuck my own son
>My husband is having suspicions of me fucking my own son
<Better fuck my own daughter
dd6591 No.14775581
>>14775559
The games say she's her distant descendant, you can't get more literal than that. You have to backup your theory that Sanae isn't of Suwako's blood.
dd6591 No.14775593
>Husband catches me fucking my own children
<Remind my husband that he's also my father.
a2eccf No.14775601
>>14775593
>daughter waifu cheats on daddy with their son after everything
You're fucking crossed the line now, /v/.
7306b6 No.14775617
>>14775601
I don't know who's NTRing whomst've anymore.
dd6591 No.14775626
>>14775601
>Husband who is also my father happens to be my son that was sent back in time
<My son now gets sent back in time to make me and fuck my younger self
<Better fuck my old son/father
414aff No.14775628
>>14775483
>Mama Love (or Kinshinsokan Monogatari) Clubs began to be opened for men eager to pay large amounts of money to see older women having sex with young men that were promoted as being their son. Women started to come in bringing their own sons or other young boys to watch. Now most of these ‘Mama’ clubs have some type of amateur night for mother/son couples.
Mamma mia!
ba7288 No.14775632
>>14775562
you cant just post examples like those and not post proofs
dd6591 No.14775636
>>14775632
I was kidding. Can't I just funpost?
d09d7b No.14775638
>>14775626
I can definitely see this in doujin.
ba7288 No.14775641
>>14775636
yes you can but dont give me false expectations
dd6591 No.14775643
>>14775628
Mothercons are rising it seems.
a99efb No.14775653
>>14775557
>loli waifu that turns into a christmas cake and impregnate her to turn her into an ara
>Not having a loli waifu that turns into a legal loli and impregnating her to turn her into a loli mama
>Not spending a long fulfilling life raising your kids and having her one day becoming a loli baba
>>14775601
>Cheating
>Not fucking your son and daughter/wife together
Incest for the whole family, for every generation to come.
dd6591 No.14775677
>>14775653
>Incest for the whole family, for every generation to come.
Also known as family bonding.
>Impregnating Momiji
>Then the daughter
>Then the granddaughter
a99efb No.14775698
>>14775677
The Adam complex is a wonderful thing. Also that's a great doujin.
cf1b35 No.14775699
>>14775628
>Women were recruited from villages in Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam and Thailand.
>They were paid $5 each time they had sex with their sons on stage, $8 if the boy did not use a condom. Three of the women arrested were pregnant and they admitted that they were likely impregnated by their sons. 2 other women admitted they had delivered children fathered by their sons and had given the babies to orphanage.
UNF
0353f1 No.14775701
File: 8fa7bc5e33b800c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.31 MB, 1110x1553, 1110:1553, 【C93新刊】妹に挟まれて幸せでしょ？ 663163….jpg)
>>Not having a loli waifu that turns into a legal loli and impregnating her to turn her into a loli mama
that's pretty nice
4f7ed2 No.14775705
>>14775699
>>14775628
that is disgusting but hot
4f7ed2 No.14775713
574120 No.14775723
>>14775710
Well you opened the fur shit gates, can't personally think of too many Fur Ara's though.
7306b6 No.14775726
>>14775701
>oppai loli
When will the government stop your sinful hand?
dd6591 No.14775728
>>14775710
Sorry, if I want a furry mommy, it won't be that goat.
a99efb No.14775746
>>14775701
>Giant oppai still able to grow from pregnancy
You think they'd have maxed out in size before then.
>>14775728
A kemono mama would be superior to a furry one.
a2eccf No.14775768
>>14775653
>forgetting the drama of mommy leaving or even dying before even getting into overcoming internal both moral and social resistance
That's why you titanic faggots can't fucking do that shit.
>>14775628
I'm just going to sit back and watch the fire.
Because it's amusing.
dd6591 No.14775773
>>14775746
>A kemono mama would be superior to a furry one.
Exactly. Especially if she's a dog. Imagine a human shota with a kemono dog mom. Simultaneously she's his mom and best friend with unconditional love and loyalty.
>Be a small human shota with a dog mom
>Licks me to get me up in the morning
>asks to pat me to pat her on the head
>Call my mom a good girl
>Dog mom then pats me and calls me a good boy
>Get hugged by her thick fluffy body
>I sit on her comfy lap, embraced by her warm arms wrapped around me
>She keeps licking my head while she has her hand down my shorts
26fc1b No.14775776
>>14775746
>A kemono mama would be superior to a furry one.
It's the same fucking thing
dd6591 No.14775790
>>14775776
The difference is that one is anime and the other looks like a Looney Tunes character.
20dec2 No.14775816
>>14775790
Its doesn't matter how you draw it, its a representation of the same thing.
cf1b35 No.14775818
Can anyone find a fault in the logic of this argument?
4f7ed2 No.14775824
>>14775816
hush, you're gonna trigger the furfags and weeaboos
>>14775818
Is that the actual text?
c247fc No.14775825
>>14775818
Probably the retarded kids you'll have.
dee40c No.14775826
>Bears horrible rapemonsters for a Daedric Prince in his manwomb
>Spends hundreds of years killing them all with his metaphorical dick spear
>Somehow not already posted as best mom
dd6591 No.14775834
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20dec2 No.14775837
>>14775824
>using trigger like that
eat shit
dee40c No.14775839
4f7ed2 No.14775848
>>14775837
what's wrong with it faggot?
20dec2 No.14775856
>>14775848
Its the language of tumblr
20dec2 No.14775859
>>14775856
>>14775848
Its no different then when redditards started using "le" on /v/
045311 No.14775861
>>14775837
How else are you supposed to use it faggot? It's not like :^) where you only use it ironically.
>>14775856
The term transcended Tumblr. It's popular slang now.
1f4807 No.14775862
>>14775825
its ok if you do it once
dee40c No.14775864
>>14775856
Linguistic appropriation! Police his tone!
26fc1b No.14775866
>>14775856
>doesn't understand context
Stop being an idiot, dumbass.
d1ba25 No.14775870
>all this furfaggotry
Nein,
045311 No.14775877
>>14775862
Cum inside once or have one generation of inbreeding?
20dec2 No.14775884
>>14775861
>>14775864
>>14775866
Those who control the language of the conversation, control the outcome.
cf1b35 No.14775887
>>14775877
Fuck each woman in your family once so that none of them feel left out.
dee40c No.14775888
>>14775887
This except hundreds of times each.
1f4807 No.14775889
>>14775877
one generation of inbreeding and cumming more than once inside
a2eccf No.14775894
26fc1b No.14775896
>>14775884
>It's your responsibility that I'm acting like a retard
Okay, you can go away now.
045311 No.14775912
>>14775884
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
>>14775887
What about great grandma?
>>14775889
As long as my kids don't end up looking like Tutankhamun, I guess it's fine.
>>14775894
Looks like someone's firing mechanismed.
4f7ed2 No.14775913
>>14775856
Hey genius, that's kinda the fucking point.
>>14775894
make me.
a2eccf No.14775936
>>14775677
Retarded normalfaggots particularly get asshurt over anything involving nonhumans to get away with things like fucking anyone under 18 human years, incest or harems. Says a lot about how obnoxious moralfaggots really are. Semen demons or aliens wouldn't last a week before pulling out the lasers just to shut up.
dd6591 No.14775950
>>14775936
Moralfaggots are hypocrites that shame something, then do it themselves behind close doors. It's like the SJWs shaming otaku and calling a ban on 2D lolicon while at the same time they harbor pedos among their ranks.
045311 No.14775966
>>14775936
>normalfags don't like incest
Pornhub has an option to auto-filter mother on son pornography because it takes up half the fucking results.
dd6591 No.14775993
>>14775966
We're talking about 2D here.
a2eccf No.14775998
>>14775966
>step
Guess why.
4f7ed2 No.14776000
>>14775993
I don't see how that changes shit.
045311 No.14776017
>>14775993
Normalfags are bothered by everything 2D, so why make the distinction?
>>14775998
It's not just stepmom. Amateur and mom/son RP is popular too. Most of the older porn is stepmom, but people take what they can get.
>>14776000
Those trips definitely change shit.
dd6591 No.14776027
>>14776017
>Normalfags are bothered by everything 2D
I still scratch my head on this.
a2eccf No.14776029
>>14775966
>>14775998
The retarded "no sweaty" bitching or reactions on Twitter about both it and fucking anime girls under 18 is just pathetic and I thought it was the most normal"faggoty" of them all, no I guess it might actually be Youtube or even porn site comments are more casually "wtf lol" and just don't care. I don't even know anymore.
3a2fe9 No.14776039
>>14775825
From the incest or from fucking a woman in her 30's?
045311 No.14776076
>>14776029
Twitter is made up of vocal minorities complaining about whatever bothers them that day. The only thing the site's good for is keeping up to date with specific people and comedy accounts.
414aff No.14776078
>>14775825
If you fuck a 3DPD your kids are going to be retarded anyway, because only a retarded man would stick his dick in satan's earthly manifestation.
045311 No.14776087
>>14776027
It's either viewed as childish or creepy depending on what they see. The only real explanation I have is that people see it as a strange fixation on something that isn't real.
Double posting because I didn't notice you before I finished the last post.
a2eccf No.14776091
>>14775950
Narcissists need fucking genocide.
I swear there was some kind of warped point that glitched the fucking universe and culture and somehow "normalfags" became split into 2, the more "normal" and the more "faggots".
c247fc No.14776096
>>14776039
Both but mainly the first one.
a2eccf No.14776117
>>14776091
More "normal" = "wtf lol you guys are weird but ngl that's kinda hot when u put it that way"
More "faggots" = bitches constantly and pretentiously, acting better than everyone with literally no fucking excuse and never even looking in the mirror.
045311 No.14776152
>>14776117
For me it's something more like:
Normalfag = anyone from the average person to a Reddit user
Chad/Chelsea/trendies = douchebags that bad mouth anything that isn't part of pop culture or sports.
>>14776130
Someone needs to find a scan of the guy so a "catch it" crop can be made.
dd6591 No.14776205
>>14776152
>Chad
I actually knew chads, one was my neighbor. When he saw my collection of anime girls and hentai, he thought the images look cool and was impressed by the detail, his friends thought the same thing.
414aff No.14776223
>>14776205
Yeah that's because you're as much of a fag as him.
dd6591 No.14776229
>>14776223
I wish.
>Chad friend goes around getting laid throughout youth
>Haven't seen him again after high school
<Meanwhile I'm going to become a wizard soon
a2eccf No.14776243
>>14776205
That sounds fucking wonderful.
045311 No.14776263
>>14776205
That's a pretty rare exception, but it's cool that you got to experience that.
dd6591 No.14776273
>>14776263
From what I think, chads tend to be in their own little world. They sleep around and may be popular, but they or at least the ones I knew are mostly chill with a "go with the flow" mindset and when they play sports.
dd6591 No.14776276
>>14776273
>and when they play sports.
*and only get 'agressive when they play sports.
1f4807 No.14776318
>>14776229
>mfw im the only wizard of my group of friends
4f7ed2 No.14776673
>>14776639
This thread is just gonna keep getting worse
a99efb No.14776721
>>14776649
>Fat and ugly
>Giant poorly drawn bird tits
>Doesn't even have a cloaca
46697a No.14776729
>>14776653
>bird
>vagina and anus
What's the point.
8f2b70 No.14776741
>>14776229
>tall
>handsome
>/fit/
>10 inch dick
<complete fucking autist
<all my chad friends who I dwarf in every regard have probably lost their virginity while I was sitting here shitposting
<even the manlet, who I am easily more than a foot taller than, has had multiple girlfriends and one night stands
<don't even consider them friends anymore because I'm too anxious to communicate with them
I have absolutely no excuse to be as pathetic as I am.
5466a3 No.14776759
>>14776229
I wish I was on the wizard path. I had sex ONCE, a very awkward and unnerving situation. I feel like I'm hampered by that experience since I've never had sex since. It's been 8 years.
816262 No.14776761
>>14776649
Those are terrible bird tits. Why do they look like assholes from Sunibee instead of looking like nipples?
a544c6 No.14776764
>>14776741
damn, cuckchan really did take over with all these failures on the board. Get your lives together you faggots. The /v/irgin way is the way of cuckchan. Subvert chads and make their domain yours.
469743 No.14776787
>>14776654
Ah, that certainly was cute.
816262 No.14776791
>>14776761
>terrible bird tits
Actually never mind that's redundant. I've never seen good looking furry tits. (Or whatever the fuck furries call bird lovers.)
3a2fe9 No.14776793
>>14776741
Great humble brag, now fuck off
4f7ed2 No.14776812
>>14776791
>I've never seen good looking furry tits.
Is this a request/challenge?
8f2b70 No.14776823
>>14776764
It's true. 8chan was created as a result of Firetires God rest his soul losing his virginity, so you'd figure that this place would be the land of chads.
fc6e6e No.14776825
>>14775825
every single human alive shares a common ancestor from a fuckton of millenia ago sorry, cant remember exactly how much time.
The chances of a retarded kid are always there, they just go up and down depending on compatibility.
What I'm trying to say isjust keep throwing the retarded babies into the garbage until you get a good one, and incest is A-ok.
602f1f No.14776833
>>14776823
holy shit that is an ancient meme
71f8dd No.14776846
>>14776833
Here you go anon
71f8dd No.14776858
>>14776855
Ancient for 8chan
4f7ed2 No.14776863
>>14776855
That was 3 years ago. Fairly old in internet time.
48890b No.14776884
414aff No.14777031
>>14776855
3 years after 4chan's foundation we already had the concept of oldfags.
a2eccf No.14777132
>>14776855
Why do I feel longing.
All I miss is what I used to have and see in commercials or bumpers.
5bb8fb No.14777298
5bb8fb No.14777374
>>14777132
>Why do I feel longing.
Because you miss an aesthetic that's become lost in the current decade.
94b7d4 No.14777400
>>14777298
Wouldn't that be feathery? There's not fur at all in that manga.
5bb8fb No.14777410
>>14777400
Furry nowadays more or less refers to anthropomorphic animals on a whole, with obvious exceptions. It also refers to people who enjoy that kind of content.
94b7d4 No.14777433
>>14777410
My dubs prove you wrong.
5bb8fb No.14777478
>>14777473
It's not that uncommon actually
94b7d4 No.14777485
>>14777478
Has anybody calculated the odds?
fd2f73 No.14777494
d2f759 No.14777509
>>14777485
The odds fluctuate based on board activity, but those with faith are more likely to obtain them than those without.
94b7d4 No.14777517
e13495 No.14777563
Nobody has proven me wrong yet BTW
5bb8fb No.14777573
>>14777485
>that fucking face
07b36d No.14777575
>>14775012
When younger girls are all shit, and 2d moms are loving and caring, you kinda get boner for them after a while.
4be4c9 No.14777602
>>14777575
I had a thing for older women in general because girls my age back in middle and high school were bland at best and terrible at worst.
Also I had a crush with my litterature teacher, she was so funny.
0353f1 No.14777626
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fucking a monster mom and all her daughters
32dfc4 No.14777663
>>14775012
/v/ - Ara appreciation.
94b7d4 No.14777666
>>14777663
I prefer yuri lolis that lick assholes.
94b7d4 No.14777669
>>14777666
LOOK AT MY POSTS
0353f1 No.14777671
>>14777666
>lick assholes
but that's where the poop comes out
94b7d4 No.14777677
>>14777671
And from the penis comes the peepee but there's no problem if it's clean.
5bb8fb No.14777679
>>14777573
I just realized I replied to the wrong post.
Meant for >>14777563
5bcc7a No.14777686
>>14777677
Although you make a good argument the association prevents the anus from ever truly being clean. No matter how much of the filth is removed and how well sterilised it is, as a source of the worst kind of filth it will never be right to stick your tongue on it. It's like sticking a new toilet brush in soup and expecting someone to have no problem eating (drinking?) it despite the brush never having been used.
94b7d4 No.14777695
>>14777666
>>14777677
>>14777433
>>14777400
I AM THE CHOSEN OF THE NUMBERS. GIVE ME YOUR POWER.
>>14777686
Again, same with the dick.
5bcc7a No.14777703
>>14777695
I think we can at least agree, as a reproductive organ, it isn't as bad as the anus also that urine is not as bad as shit.
94b7d4 No.14777719
>>14777703
Yea, I can get behind that.
Isn't interesting that every erogenous part of the body is dirty and messy by definition? Mouth, ears, armpits, feet, ass, pussy, dick… Maybe there's a correlation.
4be4c9 No.14777731
>>14777669
>>14777695
>checking your own numbers
Unacceptable, your numbers have been revoked.
>>14777663
I wonder if that "mothers only" Dutch imageboard I've been hearing about sometimes talks about video games. Probably to ask what is the best vidya for their kids.
We should tell them about S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
94b7d4 No.14777737
>>14777731
You have no power over my numbers.
7368f8 No.14777746
Mothers are only for pure you degenerate, unloved fucks
5bb8fb No.14777753
>>14777746
There are too many Oedipuses in this world.
33f5e4 No.14777754
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5bcc7a No.14777765
>>14777737
No power, huh? Got those singles on purpose, did you?
you'll never get dubs again
>>14777719
I would not have considered most of those erogenous zones. Besides the most erogenous is not the most disgusting and the least is not the least so I'd say no correlation.
4be4c9 No.14777768
>>14777746
>unloved fucks
My mother was great with me and I still thank her for turning me into a respectable man with a decent job and she's one of the many reasons I'm an obacon because I want my gf to be gentle and kind to me and my hypothetical children like my mom was to me. You're the unloved one here.
5bb8fb No.14777778
>>14777768
Your mother wouldn't want you to sexualize other mothers, anon.
32dfc4 No.14777794
>>14777778
>Off by one
Even the numbers think you're wrong.
94b7d4 No.14777800
>>14777765
We agree to disagree then. A pink ass hole of a young female would be always attractive. LOOK at the numbers
4be4c9 No.14777820
>>14777778
Silly anon, she knows already and she doesn't mind.
Before you get any ideas I'm still a virgin.
5bb8fb No.14777825
>>14777820
>telling your mother about your MILF fetish
You're really shigging your diggies, aren't you?
4be4c9 No.14777847
>>14777825
Actually, I was staying in the family's house for a week-end (I usually live in an apartment), and she popped in my room unannounced while I was browsing the Rinko Iori thread on /ara/. It was pretty embarrassing, but she didn't mock me, at least.
5bb8fb No.14777860
>>14777847
I remember my dad once found my porn folder, but I'm into such strange shit he didn't even realize it was porn.
>looking at porn while visiting your parents
Have some fucking respect, anon. Keep your dick in your pants for a few days.
469743 No.14777866
>>14777860
>I'm into such strange shit he didn't even realize it was porn.
You've gotta tell us now, Anon.
I've got good enough art in my folder it can always pass as art reference instead of porn.
Thanks, Barlowe/Giger/Dali/Chirico
4be4c9 No.14777891
>>14777860
I know, that was dumb.
>I'm into such strange shit he didn't even realize it was porn.
Let me guess, weird xeno shit?
47d78f No.14777916
>>14776673
It can always get worse anon.
94b7d4 No.14777924
>>14777916
I know where this is going but post more to see how retarded it gets.
5bb8fb No.14777929
>>14777866
>>14777891
No way in fuck would I say what my autistic fetish is.
>>14777924
>>14777925
You okay?
47d78f No.14777930
>>14777924
Just remember you asked for this.
4be4c9 No.14777933
>>14777930
NO NO STOP, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
5bb8fb No.14777938
>>14777930
>>14777934
Anon, stop.
I mean that, this looks extremely generic. Post something better or an hero.
47d78f No.14777943
>>14777933
Alright I'll stop because of dubs.
94b7d4 No.14777944
>>14777929
I was sending the post and the capcha showed. Somehow that sent a duplicate. Then I fucked up and pressed delete file instead of post. >>14777930
>>14777934
>>14777940
This is making me sick. Sick of feels. ==STOP==
4be4c9 No.14777979
Let's try with something completely different:
https://exhentai.org/g/1085964/2236a63f98/
4be4c9 No.14778010
>>14778005
When you have mothercons sperging out about what seems to be a normal MILF hentai, it must be a good enough warning to NOT read it.
I once read it before noticing the tags and I felt fucking obliterated.
ab9b27 No.14778016
Played Dual Family. It was alright. Played AssDiction. It was crap. What are some decent topic related games?
4be4c9 No.14778028
>>14777929
>No way in fuck would I say what my autistic fetish is.
>Autistic
So it's furries?
5bb8fb No.14778037
>>14778028
No, but I'll give you a hint and leave it at that.
vroom
4be4c9 No.14778040
>>14778037
That's actually less horrible than I expected.
5dae6d No.14778041
>>14778037
>vroom
We've got a Clanker here boys!
94b7d4 No.14778043
>>14778037
Planes or cars?
c247fc No.14778052
>>14778041
>>14778043
implying he doesn't mean Bayonetta
5b92b1 No.14778152
>>14777943
>stopping just because of dubs
I'd have asked for trips at least
d0cd77 No.14778154
>>14771971
>>14771954
Jung is okay though right?
d0cd77 No.14778195
>>14777929
Hi there tilefucker.
5bb8fb No.14778214
>>14778195
I'm not into tiles but honestly it's not much better.
>>14778152
Asking for trips is just greedy.
d0cd77 No.14778220
>>14777930
I saw it coming from a mile away
4be4c9 No.14778258
>>14778152
He needed to stop anyway, because this shit does not fucking fly.
1baadf No.14778373
>ara thread
>no good ara comics
07b36d No.14779168
>>14777930
i actually read this one on sad pandaand jacked off to it
f7dffa No.14779326
>>14777719
Don't think too much about it that's how you end up fantasizing about drinking hair grease.
4fa177 No.14780131
>>14777626
That's Chichi Chichi isn't it!
d2a951 No.14780223
>>14777930
>>14777934
Eh, it was okay. Do you know of any doujins that are like this except the son stabs the mother to death and buries her in the woods at the end?
644f66 No.14780246
3c7e33 No.14780500
>>14780223
anon pls.
he should stab the douche, then stab the mother-
with his dick
009a36 No.14781515
Your mom in animal crossing
4be4c9 No.14783523
>>14780246
I don't remember exactly, but a bully turns his victim's mom into a whore to harass her son even more. IIRC.
I definitely do remember it being soul-crushing though, it's like it's the icing on the cake of NTR.
5b92b1 No.14783638
>>14783523
Inevitable when a woman's only method of consoling someone is sexual favors. I hope someone saves up a bunch of mom NTR for next year
4be4c9 No.14783677
>>14783638
Why would someone save NTR, just to annoy people he doesn't know in a Taiwanese tapestry board, on mother's day?
More importantly, what's the point if we can just ID filter, and move on ourselves to find loving ara hentai?
And more importantly, why didn't I think of that instead of spilling my spaghetti like a retard when 47d78f was dumping his shit?