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File: a0ba91f5714f7d8⋯.jpg (32.32 KB, 973x167, 973:167, leaks.JPG)

9470fc No.14763343

Walmart listing just leaked showing some upcoming games, most pretty obvious and mostly AAA garbage.

Maybe Just Cause 4 will be interesting, 3 was pretty disappointing though, I'm more interested to see the new IP Avalanche studios is working on though.

http://archive.is/enOMH

http://archive.is/TuO5J

Games leaked

Just Cause 4

Splinter Cell

Dragon Quest 2 (PS4/XBO)

LEGO DC Villans

Borderlands 3

Rage 2

Gears of War 5

Forza Horizons 5 listing mistake, these usually happen

Assassin's Creed

97edde No.14763352

Don't care virgin


901763 No.14763363

File: b0055e4a2405828⋯.gif (141.08 KB, 500x281, 500:281, taiga.gif)

>Rage 2


6941de No.14763366

>>14763343

>Another Asscreed

Please let this one be the flop that kills the series


9470fc No.14763382

>>14763366

If only

All the normalfags lapped up Origins because they didn't get their yearly fix.

>>14763352

>>>/cuckchan/

>>14763363

Considering NuPrey exists I'm pretty sure Bethesda is that desperate.


fe81c9 No.14763388

>>14763363

Carmack is a fucking hack


9470fc No.14763397

>>14763388

Carmack just wants to work on tech, doesn't matter where and when.


8449ad No.14763399

>cucklands 3

I want this game to be good since I liked the first borderlands but after borderlands 2 and all the other shit with gearbox there is not a shred of doubt as to what the game will be like. The only question is how bad could the game be?

Hell id be surprised if its anymore than a 4/10.


4f7f99 No.14763400

All of these games are shit.


9470fc No.14763408

>>14763399

>I want this game to be good

Fuckoff Randy

>>14763400

Just a quick taste at what awaits you at E3


d73306 No.14763410

>>14763343

Boy am I excited for the long awaited reveal of dragon quest 2. I've been waiting like 30 years for this shit.


9470fc No.14763417

File: 4b74afe55499e38⋯.mp4 (783.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Cuckchan finds something u….mp4)

>>14763410

>We will never see a sequel to Dragon Warrior


8449ad No.14763421

>>14763408

>Fuckoff Randy

to be honest I dont think that cuck actually wants the game to be good. hes just a kike who wants money but is too much of a cuck to do anything good. God only knows how he ever had any success.


115335 No.14763422

File: 003e9dd9b1cf3a2⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, badend.png)

>>14763408

>Just a quick taste at what awaits you at E3


079cf9 No.14763424

>>14763399

I played the first one and had to quit halfway, I cannot fathom how people find that trash enjoyable.


098243 No.14763425

File: 3869ca5ff352408⋯.png (403.64 KB, 500x406, 250:203, 1300165532300.png)

>a bunch of generic shootans

>asscreed

>normalfag trash

I give exactly one fuck that I'm spending on this post.


9470fc No.14763426

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

cb4096 No.14763430

>Metroid Prime 4

Is it wrong to hope?


9470fc No.14763435

>>14763430

It's going to be Other M 2.0


15715c No.14763436

>>14763430

Always.


8449ad No.14763453

>>14763424

I like Arpgs and always wanted something like borderlands. shitty quests and boring skill trees could have been fixed in a sequel

They were not fixed and probably never will be.


8f3a86 No.14763457

>>14763363

I would actually play it, if it's good


9470fc No.14763460

File: 2e0571fda3fa289⋯.png (30.47 KB, 1148x672, 41:24, Stalkan hardbass.png)

>>14763453

>Not just playing Stalkan for shoot and loot


b0c32e No.14763462

>>14763410

Guess they mean Builders 2. But that's been announced for awhile.


0afbec No.14763470

File: eacf46794502cf9⋯.jpg (224.94 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, IMG_4803.JPG)

>splinter cell

Please be good.


660ac1 No.14763476

>>14763462

It could be a sequel to the VR game, maybe.


9470fc No.14763478

>>14763476

>>14763462

Nah, it's probably a localization announcement


704866 No.14763493

File: b9ebccdb1cfd972⋯.png (341.33 KB, 531x471, 177:157, c4ac56b99df825fe16ccfcbfa6….png)

>>14763343

>splinter cell

i am NOT ready for SC to receive further poz treatment


b0c32e No.14763501

>>14763493

Abandon all hope and western games.


9470fc No.14763503

>>14763470

>>14763493

Watch it be worse than Blacklist


9470fc No.14763508

>>14763501

>And western games

Western games are good if you're not a normalfag that only buys AAA garbage.


704866 No.14763512

>>14763501

>>14763503

someone needs to posts the picture


fd25e3 No.14763515

>>14763435

No it will be something worse


d69513 No.14763523

>>14763399

I feel you anon, but it's just going to be another horribly unbalanced mess with more of burch's "humor" and an overload of socjus since TPS managed to be somewhat successful with fags and strong womyn everywhere. Don't get your hopes up.


9470fc No.14763524

File: 86f6291f0d969e7⋯.jpg (725.47 KB, 1393x1437, 1393:1437, shit.jpg)

>>14763515

>something worse


d36c14 No.14763539

>>14763343

>Dragon Quest 2 (PS4/XBO)

what


dc7bff No.14763547

File: 2472c3e82399ffa⋯.png (407.52 KB, 488x450, 244:225, 150081682131.png)

>>14763343

>Rage 2


9470fc No.14763549

>>14763539

Most listings are done hastily and by normalfags

It's likely related to Dragon Quest Builders 2

Rage 2 might actually be NuDoom 2


60b379 No.14763551

>>14763524

>play 3DS Metroid

>play AM2R

>mutter to myself while playing 3DS Metroid, "This is what AM2R died for?"

AM2R was the more authentic game.


660ac1 No.14763553

>>14763547

I'm trying to think of a more forgettable sequel they could announce and nothing is coming to mind.


1b263c No.14763555

>Rage 2

who asked for this?


ee82b3 No.14763557

File: 358a0b602ce7247⋯.jpg (944.41 KB, 1920x2170, 192:217, nu-splinter cell.jpg)

>Splinter Cell

>no number or subtitle

so it will be some open-world reboot right?

>>14763512


b0c32e No.14763562

File: 824f6d02b329db5⋯.jpg (822.4 KB, 3264x1840, 204:115, fullbright.jpg)

>>14763508

That's true, I forgot about the amazing western indie scene.


e38ed6 No.14763569

>>14763366

If I had to guess this will probably focus on the adventurers of the bitchy sueish cunt who was the wife of the protagonist in origins so it very well may bomb horribly


9470fc No.14763571

>>14763551

Samus Returns was outsourced to the same spics that did Castlevania Lord of Shadows.

This is what Nintendo wants, don't even try to question it.

>>14763553

Wet 2

>>14763555

I'm sure 7th Gen kiddies had a lot of fun with it

it's probably some employee taking the piss, it's likely NuDoom 2

>>14763562

Oh fuckoff you yellow cocksucker, Konami raped a shitton of franchises and Japan isn't much better.

I had more fun with Divinity OG 2 than I could ever have with something like Persona 5.


9470fc No.14763575


704866 No.14763576

>>14763557

considering the naming scheme i was also expecting a reboot aka soy cell


6347c0 No.14763577

JC2 already perfected the formula. All they needed to do was improve the driving physics and add in more shit to do.


f3caef No.14763584

File: f4179e31c1016fe⋯.png (3.75 KB, 264x234, 44:39, herp.png)

>>14763343

>>14763363

>>14763547

>Rage 2

Am I the only one who kinda liked Rage and thought it had potential? Impressive skybox, the way enemies move, character animations, environments were neat, but overall the game was too short and needed more enemies variety. It had problems, but I liked a lot of the ideas behind it. That's probably why I enjoyed that Mad Max game.


3eb34d No.14763585

File: 72fd723cc38d02e⋯.jpg (30.29 KB, 360x450, 4:5, f534208132fc6cd5252466a93f….jpg)

File: b9437758c182279⋯.jpg (17.07 KB, 299x375, 299:375, e7b40c7679e5b45631af53b54f….jpg)

File: d1d46e500522224⋯.jpg (12.63 KB, 236x296, 59:74, 45a1c79edfd2a9dc9df9449f17….jpg)

>>14763343

>Walmart leak

>It's all shit

I would expect nothing less, from either Walmart, their suppliers, or their customers.


dc7bff No.14763592

>>14763493

This is how it's going to be:

>Open World

>Wild Lands progression

>Microtransactions

>Loud is better than stealth

>A lot of useless customisation

>Forced coop/multi

You will see.

>>14763553

Maybe it was so forgettable that you don't remember it.

This is how Rage 2 is going to be:

>You focus in fighting the totalitarian force instead of having the bounty hunter vibe

>Will pander a demographic that doesn't play games

>Will have forced RPG elements

>The Wingstick and the RC car will not return because they are not mature enough

>The story will be worst than the original


9470fc No.14763595

>>14763576

>Fn F2000

I wonder why this weapon is so underused in vidya?

>>14763577

>All they needed to do was improve the driving physics and add in more shit to do.

But that's what they did, even if they removed a shitton of content.

The mission content and Open World just sucked ass which is a shame because the Mediterranean setting is such an underused setting and they really nailed the atmosphere outside the shitty music

>>14763585

That's just the whole of the coastal and midwestern US honestly


0d325e No.14763596

>>14763343

>AssCreed

I JUST REALLY WANT A REMAKE OF THE FIRST ONE THAT'S AS OPEN AS ORIGINS WITH THE LESS GAY EAGLE VISION AND ALL TARGETS EXISTING IN THE WORLD LIKE IT'S HITMAN OR SOMETHING IS THAT TOO MUCH TO HOPE FOR


dc7bff No.14763602

>>14763584

The Mad Max game is actually pretty good if you ignore all the collectable shit they throw at you and you try to immerse in the world.


e2abc4 No.14763603

File: d798d21709e745f⋯.png (1.03 MB, 952x1597, 952:1597, Assassin's_Creed®_WE_WUZ_K….png)

>>14763343

>Just Cause 4

Didn't play any of the previous 3.

>Splinter Cell

They could pull it off, but it'a doubtful.

>Dragon Quest 2 (PS4/XBO)

So SquarEnix is finally localizing the remake.

>LEGO DC Villans

Eh…

>Borderlands 3

Eh…

>Rage 2

Didn't the first one fall off the map a month after release?

>Gears of War 5

I guess GoW4 was more successful than originally thought.

>Forza Horizons 5 listing mistake, these usually happen

Eh…

>Assassin's Creed

WE

>>14763397

That is true. Doom 3 was his "magnum opus" as to what he originally envisioned the original Doom to be.

>>14763426

The best man every would just laugh it off an carry on with the joke, an average man would say what he said with a straight face, but what Randy did makes him the weakest man ever (Saying what he said while laughing).

>>14763551

>AM2R was the more authentic game.

"You just don't understand Sakamoti's vision, Anon."

He actually said in an interview that he specifically chose Metroid 2 because it's the only 2D Metroid that wasn't touched by his grubby paws at all during development, and I'm not sure is that's worse than the implication that they only did the remake because of the success of AM2R

>>14763571

>Samus Returns was outsourced to the same spics that did Castlevania Lord of Shadows.

>This is what Nintendo wants, don't even try to question it.

It's what Sakamoto wanted. MercurySteam were developing a remake to Fusion before Sakamoto got ahold of the studio a year into development and shifted everything towards remaking Metroid 2.


f3caef No.14763605

>>14763577

>>14763595

Just Cause 3 wound up running pretty poorly. I've heard the "B Team" worked on JC3 PC while the "A Team" worked on the Mad Max PC so Mad Max runs much better.


0d325e No.14763606

>>14763585

It's honestly embarrassing going into Walmart for me even though I'm actually pretty fit. Same with Costco, but not nearly as much.


09f671 No.14763608

>>14763343

>Borderlands 3

I didn't think they'd have enough money for another one.

>>14763595

It's been in it's share of games. It's not really underutilized, I think that it's simply because the gun itself isn't seen much in other media or the news.


e1cc2e No.14763622

>>14763524

Calling samus returns worse than Other M is profoundly retarded, anon.


4ee044 No.14763624

>>14763585

/thread


b0c32e No.14763629

>>14763608

The last Borderlands was big enough that they could get investors for it pretty easy. Just show the clueless investors sells of B2 and don't talk about how everything else gearbox has made failed and they'd get some cash.


6941de No.14763630

File: 18aac92e3a51c9d⋯.jpg (25.06 KB, 531x390, 177:130, Whose nigger is it anyways.jpg)

>>14763603

>GAZE IN WONDER as Tyrone penetrates your wife in a whole new light with proprietary Swedish Eye Tracking.


dc7bff No.14763638

>>14763551

>>14763524

>>14763571

>>14763603

I don't like Mercury Steam at all. They did Severance: Blade Of Darkness so they should have stuck to that.


9470fc No.14763643

>>14763602

>The Mad Max game is actually pretty good

Aside from the nice vistas, decent music and voice acting the game is casual garbage with shit physics.

>>14763605

The original Sweden YES studio was working in Mad Max while the new Jew York studio worked in Jsut Cause 3.

Since then they laid off mos of the Jew York studio and hired the guy who made the Just Cause 2 multiplayer mod, so it's looking more promising at least.

They're decent devs, but got too big, resizing might do them some good I hope.

>>14763622

Paella pls go


dc7bff No.14763648

>>14763585

Why this happens. Why is this a thing. Why Walmart, obese people and shit have so much in common.


f3caef No.14763654

>>14763602

I liked the environments in the Mad Max game. The underground stuff with the buzzards gang was spooky and cool. Dust storms were neat. I liked the health mechanic where water is health, one canteen with a limited capacity and you can give water to people roaming the wasteland but you're actually sacrificing something of value.


444018 No.14763656

File: 6a75d3453ad9171⋯.png (389.24 KB, 544x594, 272:297, 81d7a74556e9c7cb9eba7f1c82….png)

>Splinter Cell

>Assassin's Creed

Wowee, not one, but TWO reboots using the same name as the original, boy those didn't get stale in 2007 already!

>The Division 2

this has to be a joke

>The Last of Us 2

But God of Soy was already released

>Destiny Comet

if they mean a Destiny expansion, this has to be a joke too

>Borderlands 3

didn't we already have that? I stopped keeping track after memelands 2

I'm only interested in seeing if they will redeem Just Cause 3 with 4 and Prey was… well it was just about average and satisfying as I imagine nuDoom is, but without pretending to be oldschool.


444018 No.14763658

>>14763656

>Prey

why did I say that? I meant to say Rage


9470fc No.14763663

>>14763648

Every department store in the US is a shithole filled with low wage fat disgusting animals, stop pretending your brand is any better you fucking mongrels.


0d325e No.14763670

>>14763656

I don't think they're rebooting the games or I hope not.


e38ed6 No.14763672

>>14763603

I don't get the we wuz kangs jokes about origins there was like maybe a handful of characters that seemed to be actual black people and they were all living out in the boonies where you'd expect to have found them.


f3caef No.14763673

File: 25bef0545338652⋯.png (506 KB, 723x606, 241:202, Good Goyim Eat Up.png)

>>14763585

>>14763648

>Why this happens. Why is this a thing.

It's a mystery.


704866 No.14763675

>>14763670

it will be a soft reboot


dc7bff No.14763680

>>14763663

I'm not from the US tho. But why do obese people shit themselves? I have the hypothesis that they actually don't shit themselves but are so big that they can wipe their asses so when they sweat all the shit comes down. Any burger could redpill me about the matter?


6347c0 No.14763681

>>14763673

Got to pay for expensive surgery and medication too.


414b2c No.14763686

>>14763343

>splinter cell

OPEN WORLD GAME WITH OUTPOSTS, WATCH AS SAM AND HIS (((((DIVERSE)))) LGBT FRIENDLY CAST OF FRIENDS LIBERATE A COUNTRY OF NICONGURAGIA

>JUST CAUSE 4

WATCH AS NON WHITE CAUCASIAN PABLO LIBERATES ANOTHER ((((((OPPRESSED))))) RUSSIA AND CHINA FRIENDLY COUNTRY IN THE NAME OF CIA. OPEN WORLD AND OUTPOSTS CONFIRMED. NOW YOU ONLY NEED 32 GB OF RAM TO PLAY.

>RAGE 2

SURVIVE AS A VAULT DWELLER IN A OPEN WORLD POST APOC ENVIRONMENT THAT HAS NO RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA AS (((((DIVERSED)))))) LGBT FRIENDLY BAND OF REBELS FIGHT AN OPPRESSIVE CIS WHITE MALE CORPORATION AND LIBERATE OUTPOSTS

>BORDERLANDS 3

PLAY AS A BISEXUAL 56% WHITE CHARACTERS IN A OPEN WORLD POST APOC SETTING. LIBERATE OUTPOSTS AND VAULTS FROM (((((((OPPRESSIVE))))))) CORPORATIONS THAT FOR SOME REASON ALL HAVE WHITE MALE CEOs

>GEARS OF WAR 5

PLAY AS DIVERSE CAST OF OUTCASTS IN A OPEN WORLD POST APOC SETTING. FIGHT AN ((((((OPPRESSIVE)))))) REGIME THAT USES ROBOTS TO OPPRESS OUTLANDERS.


8709c6 No.14763692

>>14763343

>Just Cause 4

neat, I just hope they fix the gunplay and driving.

>Splinter Cell

I fucking hate Ubisoft, but this is to be expected

>Dragon Quest 2

So a remake?

>LEGO DC Villans

meh

>Borderlands 3

DESPERATE

your turn

>Rage 2

Would've preferred a WET 2, but alright I guess.

>Gears of War 5

Do people still care about these games

>Forza Horizons 4

YES YES YES

>Assassin's Creed

trash.


444018 No.14763694

File: 9d9609cf21435b6⋯.jpg (95.41 KB, 559x570, 559:570, wrong.JPG)

>>14763430

It's a Switch exclusive.

So yes.


9470fc No.14763698

File: c2f297efc47882b⋯.jpg (93.56 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Dindu Nuffin.jpg)

>>14763672

>I don't get the we wuz kangs jokes about origins

>>14763680

They're fat, they eat alot of marketed trash food and then have diarrhea.

That's it, US has a lot of marketing, too much marketing, much more than most places and that coupled with super production of crap food full of additives and other social issues creates these fucking slobs.


8709c6 No.14763701

>>14763694

Xenoblade 2 was good


9470fc No.14763719

>>14763707

>I can't read

Fuck out of here shitskin


90054a No.14763725

For exactly the same reason they ended up weighing more than a minivan- they have no self-control nor do they care about anything but consumption.


704866 No.14763728

>>14763686

outposts/10


dc144a No.14763732

File: 0e180fed14f84cd⋯.jpg (21.34 KB, 480x352, 15:11, 1466410551741.jpg)

>>14763686

its funny because its all true


dc7bff No.14763737

File: 567c0baafa4994a⋯.gif (1.6 MB, 384x282, 64:47, 1524023294986.gif)

>>14763701

You mean that weeb shit tier game? No, it was trash.


6941de No.14763748

>>14763743

>http://archive.is/enOMH

>http://archive.is/TuO5J

Read, you dumb motherfucker.


9470fc No.14763773

>>14763737

>Hates Xenoblade 2

>Likes Mad Max

Xenoblade 2 isn't my cup of tea outside the titties but you have shit tier taste.

>>14763743

Eat a dick Tyrone


444018 No.14763782

File: 37fc4021ec480cb⋯.png (34.42 KB, 200x147, 200:147, FistsOfRage.png)

>>14763493

pucker up, buckaroo

>>14763592

>SC

so basically MGSV + Wildlands?

>Rage 2

so basically Mad Max: Fury Road: The Movie: The Game? Also, if it's real, wingstick will return because they'll need to stick some stupid vinyl model or statuette for a gameless special collector's edition. Unless they come up with some other gimmick, like if they focus on those bladed gloves this time round.

>>14763524

As much disdain as I have for ReReturns, it is not worse than The Baby.

>>14763584

The animations and sound design were dope, but the rest of the game was mediocre and forgettable.

>Didn't play any of the previous 3

Play 2, you're missing out big time on some good old fashioned video game fun.


708a86 No.14763809

File: 9bcce794a4cb172⋯.jpg (391.22 KB, 1600x1047, 1600:1047, RAGE_CAPA_XBOX_360_WWW.CAP….jpg)

Rage 2!? Shit game but at least that cliffhanger will finally be resolved.

>inbefore reboot Prey style


708a86 No.14763824

File: c89d14e1ca3c3eb⋯.jpg (63.42 KB, 659x519, 659:519, 243350840.jpg)


3eb34d No.14763826

File: 633409fbb1c54b3⋯.jpg (51.01 KB, 500x428, 125:107, fly_many_11-e1439658744442.jpg)

>>14763680

It's because they eat processed garbage, and they eat a TON of it. Their already dangerously enlarged colons can't handle the high volumes of trash they're eating and will push it out before it's had a chance to absorb the water. Hence a semi-regular stream of liquid shit constantly leaking out of their assholes. Compounding this, the processed trash they eat irritates the colon's lining - and the nerves and muscular control of their sphincter is atrophied from years of reduced circulation having been sat on constantly.

The average human only deficates once a day or every other day. The average fat-fuck has to shit 4-7 times daily.


0a3004 No.14763827

File: 76947dc8a158ef4⋯.jpg (22.47 KB, 286x175, 286:175, 76947dc8a158ef41b849f5aa32….jpg)

>>14763426

You wouldn't happen to have that macro someone made of Randy Pitchford showcasing his fetish for fat chicks would you? Someone posted in a thread not too long ago and I'm retarded and didn't save it.


8449ad No.14763836

File: d8bde5d18e58b59⋯.jpg (284.93 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1972261-loosum_hagar.jpg)

File: c1cdb669cae9ff6⋯.jpg (152.61 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, loosum.jpg)

File: cb369273703b6b7⋯.jpg (271.68 KB, 1440x900, 8:5, sarah 5.jpg)

File: 734a5b8e6e457d6⋯.jpg (261.58 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, sarah 10.jpg)

File: e1a69ba7c3d7437⋯.png (2.39 MB, 1541x868, 1541:868, sarah.png)

>>14763809

oh yeah that reminds me.


9470fc No.14763837

>>14763827

No, unfortunately

Is it part of the Battleborn rule 34 Reddit page he made himself?


8d8d88 No.14763849

>>14763603

>>Dragon Quest 2 (PS4/XBO)

>So SquarEnix is finally localizing the remake.

Monsters 2 remake?


708a86 No.14763856

>>14763673

Actually that's not wrong.

WHY do people stuff themselves. Its always psychological. Same reason why you can't throw a junkie in rehab and expect him to be cured. I conjured up the willpower because I don't want to be one of those people getting a heart attack at 45.


d69513 No.14763857

File: 5c5c89da36a51c7⋯.jpg (54.81 KB, 391x544, 23:32, 5e3f4f132062f57048eb1433bf….jpg)

>>14763680

The standard American food groups are semi-rotten, shit covered meat injected with dangerous chemicals to prevent it from degrading further, wheat products full of bleach, and pesticide covered gmo vegetables that have next to zero nutritional value. Everything is covered in tongue-raping levels of sodium and fat to make it not taste lile shit, but it doesn't work since it just ends up tasting like salty, greasy pills.

This kind of food is all these people eat but our body is not designed to process it so it runs through their intestine with the fury of a 5.6% anglo heritage, coming out in the form of rancid, toxic shit.


444018 No.14763864

>>14763826

>The average fat-fuck has to shit 4-7 times daily.

bullshit, no way

>>14763856

So instead of just excercising and putting down the fork, they should KEEP the fork down?


24596b No.14763868

File: daa11d9a5f9fd7a⋯.gif (1.79 MB, 320x240, 4:3, destroy sp meme man on tv.gif)

>>14763343

>Borderlands 3

OH BOY I'M HYPED AS FUARK FOR BULLETSPONGE ENEMIES, NINE GORILLION INDISTINGUISHABLE GUNS, ITEMS GATED BEHIND MMO-TIER DROPRATES AND BOSS RAIDS, WHACKY LESBIANS AND MORE NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS TALKING IN EBONICS.


660ac1 No.14763870

>>14763868

Don't forget the absolutely fucked hitboxes.


8d8d88 No.14763876

>>14763673

that guy has funny hat

>>14763856

pretty much. No one can feel good eating the amount if takes to become truly morbidly obese.


c8b3dc No.14763883

>>14763584

No, you weren't the only one. But I wonder who's the madman that decided to make a sequel to a game that under performed and didn't make a splash, aside from its tech


f1e9fd No.14763895

So is this the official start of the dark ages?


e5786f No.14763896

I still believe splinter cell could make a comeback

Or maybe they'll just try to cash in on more trends and we'll get spies vs mercs battle royale


822047 No.14763899

File: 5ab50c01a483b62⋯.mp4 (7.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, very funny woman being abs….mp4)

>>14763868

Fucking bigot the future is female and women are FUNNY get reckt misogynerd incel ugly loser


a55b2f No.14763904

>>14763584

It's a hitscan iron sight shooter about hugging cover and clicking heads. It's got bunny hopping, cool enemy behavior but none of it matters because the core mechanics are fucking shit


e2abc4 No.14763908

File: dd1ab5443ab1eb4⋯.jpg (77.54 KB, 600x337, 600:337, DQX-1-2-3-PS4-3DS-JP-Init_….jpg)

>>14763849

<I mean this

>>14763856

>WHY do people stuff themselves

Because they don't feel full after eating.

>>14763876

>No one can feel good eating the amount if takes to become truly morbidly obese.

It's not an immediate thing majority of the time. What usually happens is that it is the result of years of carelessness towards how much they eat and how inactive they are.


9470fc No.14763910

>>14763895

>So is this the official start of the dark ages?

That was 2012 after the Fall of Rome in 2007


8709c6 No.14763911

File: 06d871d3ad4c510⋯.png (283.05 KB, 603x686, 603:686, 2dd90e9f69e3b6fb4ac583379b….png)

>>14763737

>muh weeb shit

you don't belong here


e915fb No.14763951

>>14763584

I like the megatexture technology, it's rather flawed especially considering the filesizes but it makes certain environments look far more unique than the inherent limits of repeating textures.


6347c0 No.14763957

>>14763899

I don't get it


3eb34d No.14763967

File: 9206d735123d6d1⋯.jpg (114.3 KB, 757x646, 757:646, Eat Shit.jpg)

>>14763864

>>The average fat-fuck has to shit 4-7 times daily.

>bullshit, no way

Ok, I'll admit that mostly comes from personal experience and not statistics. I come from a fat family, and know a lot of fat people, and they are seemingly constantly in the bathroom. I used to be the same way, going 4~5 times daily when I was a 300lb couch bison. I lost the weight a few years ago, now down to being a 160lb couch goblin, and my regularity has altered dramatically - to anywhere from once a day to every three days, depending on my diet and activity. When I was heavy, I had massive problems with pasty or liquidy stool and IBS, which has entirely cleared up to become healthy solid turds that leave little to no residue behind. Those tiny little TP squares really are all you should need, whereas when I was heavy, I'd have to pull off about a foot and a half of TP and fold it up several times for extra absorbancy.

The same has been true of everyone else I know who has lost weight. Tons of bowel problems are cleared up by just eating like a normal human being, in human portions.

Pic not really related, but I find it hilarious. Reminds me of those spiritual gurus who convinced all those San Francisco spiritualists to start pissing in their own mouths and gargling with it in the mornings. The thought that, as a thin person, I can now mine "brown gold" and convince a bunch of fatties that if they eat my shit - they too can be thin like me - fills me with warm fuzzy glee.


660ac1 No.14763970

>>14763967

I used to be nearly 400 pounds and never shat more than once a day. Then again, even when I was fat I always ate the shit out of celery and carrots so who knows. Maybe I have an iron colon.


1269fe No.14763972

>JC4

Who asked for this at all? JC2 was a bug-ridden mess that was impossible to complete and the next sequel was so fucking boring it hurt


704866 No.14763975

>>14763972

>JC2 was a bug-ridden mess that was impossible to complete

I finished it just fine tho?


9470fc No.14763977

>>14763972

>JC2 was a bug-ridden mess that was impossible to complete

Are you retarded?


1269fe No.14763983

>>14763975

>>14763977

Dumb cunts that never tried to 100% it right here. There was a bug that prevented you from getting the very last destructible so you were stuck at 99.7% forever unless you used cheat engine, and they never patched it


46da64 No.14763989

File: 3e3a51708610f08⋯.jpg (24.73 KB, 201x279, 67:93, 3216.jpg)

>>14763983

>99.7%

>bug ridden mess


6347c0 No.14763990

>>14763983

I don't know how anyone has the stamina to 100% that game anyway. I like it, but there's just so much shit to do and it gets old fast.


9470fc No.14763993

File: a84765b9b5f40e5⋯.jpg (16.12 KB, 201x159, 67:53, Super Sayan Blue.JPG)

>>14763983

>A small bug

>Bug ridden mess


1269fe No.14763994

>>14763989

>he thinks that's the only bug

http://justcause.wikia.com/wiki/Just_Cause_2_Bugs_and_glitches

Imagine having so many fucking bugs you need multiple links to subarticles within the main articles to cover them all


9e0e4d No.14764001

File: 8899f1b5b354e00⋯.jpg (22.6 KB, 640x559, 640:559, 0d1.jpg)

>GOW 5

dogshit

>Juse Cause 4

dogshit

>Rage 2

cool

>Borderlands

lol gay


704866 No.14764005

>>14763994

>you need a wiki to find the bugs

I never had any gamebreaking bugs and don't remember many crashes. Why are you so bitter? Are you gonna tell us JC1 was better?


6941de No.14764006

>>14763967

Yup, this is how it be. When I was younger and my mother was constantly force-feeding me fatty shit and sweets I always had diarrhea. Once I moved out and I started eating more like a human being and less like an animal my shits became normal except that one time where I ate only vegetables for a bunch of days and almost shat my guts out.


46da64 No.14764012

>>14763994

99% of that shit you would never see or be able to even replicate.

>play the game for 6 hours straight and you may get a restricted area bug

what the hell?

>big red lines

>this can be solved by turning off decals

Barely any of that shit is even relevant


9470fc No.14764013

>>14763994

>Videogame has bugs

>Open World game has bugs

No fucking shit

Next you'll tell me all of these happen all the time and that they're game breaking.

You're an absolute fucking idiot.

>>14764005

>Are you gonna tell us JC1 was better?

in some aspects it actually is


1269fe No.14764015

>>14764005

>>you need a wiki to find the bugs

No, you need a wiki to list them all because of how fucking long the list is. If you never ran into a fair bunch of these all it says is you are a faggot that barely played it


9470fc No.14764019


1269fe No.14764023

>>14764013

>complete inability to 100% isn't game breaking

Get this fucking casual out of here

>>14764012

>playing for over 6 hours

>strange

Where the fuck do you faggots come from?


46da64 No.14764026

>>14764015

Admittedly I only played for around 20-25ish hours, but the only bug I ran into was the one that would launch vehicles through the air from a plane collision. You're being a bit of a faggot anon


e915fb No.14764037

Tbh I'm gonna enjoy seeing how much of a trainwreck Borderlands 3 will be regarding the meeeemz. Remember, BL2 came out before CY so I can see that social change having an impact.


0c233a No.14764059

>>14763957

The joke is that it's actually man


aba630 No.14764092

Fuck sakes.

I work at Walmart, and next time I come in, they'll probably have a mandatory meeting about confidentiality which will take 20 minutes, but end up taking 40 minutes, and then I'll get even less done than normal


243531 No.14764097

>>14764092

>get even less done than norma


aba630 No.14764109

File: cd5a9abccad30ff⋯.jpg (99.47 KB, 480x345, 32:23, 9e7863424ae8b846416dbf51cf….jpg)

>>14763899

I at least got a smile at the joke of "secret stash" being a hidden moustache, but the presentation was just annoying and all wrong


693539 No.14764240

File: c053e06049933dc⋯.jpg (45.7 KB, 715x402, 715:402, natedogg.jpg)

File: 834b2bcd8f47f3b⋯.jpg (7.04 KB, 183x228, 61:76, marshall.jpg)

File: fa66f736f10c2ac⋯.jpg (7.55 KB, 255x143, 255:143, smart80sblackguy.jpg)

>>14763571

>Divinity: OG 2


9470fc No.14764272


ab1fe2 No.14764408

File: fd45b2687c4b873⋯.png (403.55 KB, 435x394, 435:394, SplinterFeel.png)

>>14763493

Take the "HD' version anon


dae506 No.14764414

>>14763585

I used to work as a janitor from WalMart and someone shit themselves, not sure what he/she looked like, could have been some elderly shopper or someone fat as fuck, who knows, but they shit and kept on walking from one end to the store to another. I had no idea someone's body could hold all that in but I was wrong, and it was me who had to clean it up.


c80afd No.14764431

>>14763343

>Borderlands 3

is this shit for real? because i want gearbox to fucking die when their IP fails.


7bf75e No.14764446

>>14763686

You mixed up Rage 2 and BLands 3, dumbass.


247d47 No.14764464

>>14763967

Ahoy mateys.


925d93 No.14764478

>>14763343

>Rage 2

i thought that was a tutorial for an upcoming game, rage was intended to be a full release?

yes this is a joke, faggots


925d93 No.14764483

>>14763967

>liberals took the brownpill

GG /intl/, someone fucking fell for it.


9470fc No.14764502

File: b110343f9410206⋯.jpg (84.34 KB, 1000x606, 500:303, Rage 2.jpg)

File: bbfcb82e78be972⋯.jpg (59.42 KB, 628x611, 628:611, Rage 2 2.JPG)


4bd5e0 No.14764511

>another memelands


fc0a23 No.14764527

>>14764502

>>14763584

Okay okay, wait a second. Rage 1 was a bad game, had potential, but it can be forgiven today.

But Rage 2 is made under bethesda wing.

Juuuuuuuuuuuust think about it.


081b7e No.14764540

File: aa49aea26c2a924⋯.jpeg (48.37 KB, 960x720, 4:3, aa49aea26c2a924555d37df74….jpeg)

>>14764502

Well if it wasnt obvious already, the whole list is real. I knew it was gonna be a shitshow, but E3 really is gonna fucking suck again. Only thing to maybe look forward to is shit like Xseed, Atlus, etc., and even then i dont expect much.

I cant believe that the publishers and libs have just this much of an iron grip on the industry. I shouldnt have this 'stranger in my own home' feeling.


fc0a23 No.14764551

>>14764540

I have a "its all the same shit as always" kind of feeling from all those leaks about E3. For both Nintendo and mainstream shit.

Its just sequels to shit games.


a7d4ee No.14764581

>>14764431

>not expecting gearbox to put out an inevitable sequel

3 will be the nail in the coffin anon, I shit you not.

also no one asked for Rage 2, same reason no one asked for them to reboot crackdown or dead rising


fbd694 No.14764598

>>14764581

I wanted a crackdown reboot.


8d62a3 No.14764645

>>114763584

If you think Borderlands 3 is going to flop you're 100% delusional. Borderlands 2 is still played rather heavily even this far into its life. Never underestimate the stupidity of normalfags. They are going to buy the fuck out of BL3 and love it no matter how shit it is. Shame the Burch-tier writing is never going away. I liked the first game's atmosphere.


09f671 No.14764658

>>14764645

I wish it flopped. I guess I'll give it pirate to see if they fixed the godawful gunplay (which they won't, since it's has to be garbage by axiom) and to test myself against the horrible dialogue.


081b7e No.14764672

>>14764581

>crackdown

Dead in the water im guessing. Probably another Scalebound. I will say tho, im actually looking forward to Microsofts show. It shouldnt be entertaining to watch a company flounder like they do.


a7d4ee No.14764675

File: d10eca1cc6f7ee7⋯.jpg (25.4 KB, 539x447, 539:447, intriguing.jpg)

>>14764645

I personally dont think it will flop, but it will die out just like Destiny 2 if they dont push out the DLC fast enough


9470fc No.14764676

>>14764540

Ace Combat 7, Serious Sam 4 and Bannerlord is all I care about.


92d46f No.14764691

At least insurgency might be good. but not for 60 $LOL


859de3 No.14764694

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

8709c6 No.14764707

>>14764676

>Not being excited for DMC5


1b8b95 No.14764709

File: fe17c2a987f9dab⋯.jpg (45.71 KB, 844x836, 211:209, fe17c2a987f9dabfb1349a8e2a….jpg)

>Borderlands 3

>Rage 2

>Gears of War 5

Western Devs need to die.


a7d4ee No.14764715

File: 4beb060f257ca01⋯.jpg (31.5 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, concerned doggo.jpg)

>>14764707

>DMC5

was this leaked yet? Everyone here on this board is saying its Dragons Dogma 2


859de3 No.14764721

>>14763343

>Rage 2

What's next a Haze sequel?


8709c6 No.14764728

>>14764715

>Everyone here on this board is saying its Dragons Dogma 2

No, that's just a select hopeful. It's gonna be DMC5.


1b8b95 No.14764732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14764721

>Haze

OH BOY


081b7e No.14764733

>>14764675

Didnt Destiny 2 both flop and die out? I keep wondering if i should download the demo to see if anything has been fixed after all this time. Its also another example of psuedodevs and corporate greed ruining a game. A game that couldve defined a genre and be the end-all-be-all of that genre.

I friend of mine that fell for destiny 2, but has started seeing some of the light, informed me that one of Bungies employees actually apologized when someone called them out on how garbage the game is. That same employee can be seen in pictures looking extremely disenchanted. As shit as the game is, it does suck to constantly be told how awful of a job youve done at something.


c80afd No.14764735

>>14764527

>bethesda

fug so pics related are not going to fly in current year + 3? >>14763836


dc7bff No.14764744

File: 64c8f578e51b9fd⋯.jpg (191.04 KB, 403x401, 403:401, 1506931982065.jpg)

File: 567017a0eed9a7c⋯.jpg (14.37 KB, 294x283, 294:283, 1497275778354.jpg)

File: 9f14f4c41d79ae6⋯.png (72.26 KB, 255x247, 255:247, DFZYZCoXUAI7kNj.png large.png)

>>14764694

==STOP.==Not that video…


081b7e No.14764745

>>14764715

Theres supposedly been evidence pointing to DMC5, though i personally havent seen any of it.


e2abc4 No.14764752

>>14764744

How long have you been coming to this site?


d4f7fa No.14764755

>>14763967

>not calling it Reginald's brownpill

Shame


7bf75e No.14764758

>>14764645

I don't understand the autistic hate for Blands 2. It was a fun game. Get the fuck over yourselves.


6941de No.14764763

>>14764745

We had a twitter post with Dante's and Vergil's VA doing some stuff in the same place.


a7d4ee No.14764773

>>14764745

same people keep saying things but until I see more leaks like this failed walmart post, I'll hold out till the presentation.

>>14764733

yeah it died out hard, they are still pumping out content but to an empty crowd.


fd25e3 No.14764775

>>14764728

DMC5 or DmC2?


a7d4ee No.14764782

File: adf338f94752158⋯.jpg (16.28 KB, 320x320, 1:1, fuck outta here.jpg)


6941de No.14764792

File: 9552b4e6f672f23⋯.png (52.9 KB, 202x231, 202:231, 1401233297970.png)

>>14764775

>DmC2

I wish a nigga would


0e9fee No.14764808

>>14763343

Why are they raping SC even more? Do normalfags even care about that series?


dc7bff No.14764814

>>14764808

Not really but they will make them care.


68aba3 No.14764816

File: a952e4d1f91ae7b⋯.jpg (110.03 KB, 632x558, 316:279, 1438662579242.jpg)

>>14763836

this was my favorite part of Rage; I'm sad knowing we won't get any big booty QTs in Rage 2.

>>14764775

> DmC2

>>14764808

> do they even care about that series

of course they don't; it's just something else for them to milk


081b7e No.14764817

>>14764773

The guy above you claims theres a twitter post as evidence. A rudimentary google search doesnt provide, however.

And thats a shame. Id certainly enjoy being a fly on bungies wall when theyre trying to think of what to do to save themselves and their game.

>>14764775

I want to believe that Capcom wouldnt. But someone had the balls to make Dantes alt in MvCI Donte, so part of me is still concerned they havent fucking learned.


a7d4ee No.14764827

File: 7d05fe7e22b5a46⋯.jpg (9.94 KB, 184x184, 1:1, pepehands.jpg)

>>14764817

I wish i was a simple intern watching Bungie crumble from the inside. It makes me sad how far they have fallen


930bba No.14764861

>>14763343

>Could be fun tier

Just Cause 4 Hoping they go more balls deep with the silly gadgets this time around

Splinter Cell

>Into the trash tier

Borderlands 3 Hoping this flops so I can finally be rid of gearbox

Assassin's Creed (reboot?)

Lego DC Villans

Gears of War 5

Dragon Quest 2

>For what purpose tier

Rage 2

For the record I liked Rage but I still recognize that it was shit and doesn't deserve a sequel.


81f95a No.14764870

File: 652918f75bae368⋯.jpg (480.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1389716569963.jpg)

Maybe there will be a shootout at this years E3.


68aba3 No.14764871

File: 52eef5be7555abe⋯.jpg (229.94 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, loosum.jpg)

>>14764861

> Borderlands 3

> hoping it flops so we can be rid of Gearbox

we can only hope and dream anon


a7d4ee No.14764895

File: 2dba94feb317e94⋯.jpg (127.22 KB, 640x960, 2:3, we wuz kangz.jpg)

>>14764861

>assassins creed reboot

just make the final game and let it die, its getting to Call of duty levels of shit now. Although last year I enjoyed all the KANGZ meme's


e8e9d5 No.14764901

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14764744

It's time to

FEEL


bae14e No.14764903

Who asked for Rage 2. The first game was mediocre at best and people only remember it for the megatextures and terrible ending where you fight waves of enemies and not a final boss.


081b7e No.14764915

>>14764827

I have to wonder why some indie dev hasnt made a Destiny ripoff, or even a memelands ripoff for that matter. Would it actually be that challenging?


8d62a3 No.14764929

>>14764758

I played Borderlands 2 to completion 1 time. They ruined everything set up by the first game which was obviously going to be a planet hopping space adventure in BL2. They didn't do that though, they focused entirely on Handsome Fag and memes. The first game had a unique atmosphere and took itself somewhat seriously. The second game while marginally improved a lot in the gameplay side, was completely trashed in atmosphere. My biggest gripe was the term vault hunter becoming like a Jedi style title or some shit. Like they completely missed the point of the first game. Handsome fag was killing vault hunters? Why didn't they just lie? What distinguishes a vault hunter from some normalfags? Nothing. It's stupid writing.


e8e9d5 No.14764932

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14764903

So Rage had Megatextures, good animations and sound design and was mediocre at best.

nuDoom had "Totally retro shooter vibe", a lot of emphasis on animations and an adaptive soundtrack (from what I've heard, tried listening to it and it just sounded like stretched out fart noises with no rhyme or reason) and it was mediocre at best.

Would it be safe to assume that Rage 2 will have some failed gimmick, good animations and an interesting sound design resulting in a mediocre game?


8d62a3 No.14764941

>>14764932

NuDoom was fun. The only people that hated it are spergs on this board.


fb8446 No.14764960

>>14763501

VNs aren't games, weeb.


8d62a3 No.14765030

Walking simulators like God of Soy aren't either fag.


686241 No.14765063

Mostly western/marxist shit.

The only good use for that leak is to somehow use it to make normalfags cancel their pre-orders.


8749c2 No.14765066

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

8749c2 No.14765086

>>14765066

console peasants commenting

<why would anyone want more than 12 demons at once


825a8d No.14765099

File: a2f7ac56e8836fb⋯.gif (3.41 MB, 452x254, 226:127, a2f7ac56e8836fbb5e9ae60f37….gif)

>just cause 4

>after what just cause 3 became


6941de No.14765108

File: fe939bc88f73ea1⋯.png (78.55 KB, 825x709, 825:709, fuck.png)

>>14765086

This is some cancer


825a8d No.14765114

>>14763648

>be corp who won boomer support by offering quality american made product

>become megacorp

>slowly start catering to the lowest common denominator

>filth flood the store as they stock up on outsourced and bargain bin product


02fb0a No.14765119

>>14765108

this is why video games are shit, right here

fucking he has a wojack icon too, my god do i walk next to these people in the street jesus fuck


16a2fb No.14765177

>>14764019

And yet I never encountered a single glitch despite replaying the game numerous times. Strange, isn't it?


0c3267 No.14765187

>>14763602

I tried playing Mad Max, but it had some genuinely awful input lag I couldn't find any fix for. It was exclusive to the movement and the camera, but not the combat or menus. Moving and rotating the camera is a half-second delay, but menus and combat? Instant.


bd2cc7 No.14765194

>>14765108

>why would anyone want more than 12 demons at once

Just because I fucking can!


2f6d8e No.14765223

>>14765099

In all fairness they pulled off most of the team of JUST 3 to make that mad max game. I agree with you though, it was shit.


7815d6 No.14765236

>>14764527

But wasn't Rage published after the Bethesda acquisition?


a7d4ee No.14765270

File: 55aaa9634ba5da9⋯.png (25.84 KB, 400x400, 1:1, patient bulborb.png)

>>14765119

you do, and sadly most of them are in a bliss that makes the devil cry with joy. trust me anon i feel your pain, I used to be friends with console peasants, no more. I have take proper precautions to befriend only certain people


15d5f1 No.14765278

Against my better judgement, I'm cautiously optimistic for JC4.


172b4c No.14765303

>>14765278

It's just going to have denuvo like the last game and be disappointing though.


1beb19 No.14765340

>blundermemes 3

Bungie on suicide watch.


e8e9d5 No.14765376

File: 77c3177e09fe00a⋯.mp4 (1.66 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback.mp4)


4ddcb0 No.14765378

>All these games are shit

Why? Why must vidya be bad?


1beb19 No.14765387

>>14765378

>all western games

is this when the kids use that thinking emojo?


fbd694 No.14765394

>>14765119

>my god do i walk next to these people in the street jesus fuck

hahaha you sound like a tremendous faggot


41d7ac No.14765412

File: 90fe69fb741e318⋯.jpg (55.24 KB, 500x369, 500:369, 90fe69fb741e318e8eeae4bd46….jpg)

>>14764694

fuck, not this shit again.


660ac1 No.14765428

>>14765236

Yes, and at the time many people thought it was going to be the Fallout killer because of that. What a bunch of maroons.


6d5a84 No.14765435

>>14763656

>shonen shit generic yandere reaction image

I'm sorry but /v/'s taste in reaction image has gone down the shitter.


e8e9d5 No.14765483

File: f6d4be19c44562d⋯.webm (6.32 MB, 800x450, 16:9, smug as fuck.webm)

>>14765435

>he posts in threads without contributing

>he's triggered by smug animes

>"All I want for christmas is (you)"


41d7ac No.14765485

File: 45df15f41845085⋯.png (242.37 KB, 515x417, 515:417, 1393114883479.png)

>>14763656

>Destiny Comet

>if they mean a Destiny expansion, this has to be a joke too

it is anon, but this time it's not gonna be a expansion that is covered in a expansion pass for 35 dollars, this time they are gonna try to sell you this like a fully priced game at 60 dollars, but hey activision said there is going to be mode never seen before in an fps so get hyped goy


011cd9 No.14765778

>Rage 2

>Borderlands 3

History repeats itself, Rage is cursed to get cucked by Randy whenever it comes out. Rage 1 flopped exactly because it came out too close to the Borderlands, and people failed to find a reason to play the derivative latecomer.


78f9d3 No.14765818

>>14765187

How do you fuck up camera controls? It's not 1997.

>>14765778

It was also half broken at release and became a joke for it. I'm not sure if they ever even fixed it because I ignored it on principle.


4ddcb0 No.14765829

>>14765778

>>14765818

It also didn't fucking work on my computer and by the time they actually patched it I realized the game was too shit to care about.


000000 No.14765844

>Dragon Quest 2 (PS4/XBO)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH=


011cd9 No.14765861

>>14764694

>present day cuckchanners will revere nuKratos as anons did good ol Snake


8e60b1 No.14765995

>>14763399

there is no way the writing won't be terrible


f237c1 No.14766015

>>14763523

Burch got removed from the writing team, they're making the story more in line with the humor of the first one and normalfags screeched to high heavens about it.


9470fc No.14766021

File: 484010199123813⋯.jpg (80.78 KB, 638x930, 319:465, Serious games.jpg)

>>14765108

>Cuckchan is Reddit cancer

NO WAY


9470fc No.14766028

File: 0eda53c5f2e3e00⋯.jpg (259.98 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Badass.jpg)

>>14766015

>they're making the story more in line with the humor of the first one and normalfags screeched to high heavens about it.

Mark my word, it's going to be Andromeda tier, it's going to have forced diversity bullshit and it's going to have Randy self inserting and singing a faggy song with an ukelele


f0bbaa No.14766033

>>14763603

>>Rage 2

>Didn't the first one fall off the map a month after release?

>a month

Generous estimate


f237c1 No.14766048

>>14766028

It'll probably suck, but I'm cautiously hoping it turns out to be not cancer inducing. You want cancer inducing go play warmind. Even gay fanfic is better written than that garbage.


897931 No.14766080

>>14763680

There is a diet pill that will give you horrific liquid immediate shit diarrhea if you eat greasy foods.

These fatties buy and consume these diet pills, then go pig out on McDonald's anyway. They shit their pants as a result.


660ac1 No.14766088

>>14766015

>>14766048

Burch was hardly the worst part of Gearbox and I seriously doubt there's not at least another half a dozen writers working there right now who do his exact same shtick.


9470fc No.14766091

>>14766048

>he bought Density

No wonder you're hyped for Memelands 3 you fucking autist


1b263c No.14766096

>>14766080

maybe some, but truth is when you're eating that much you're always in the process of passing something.

t. landwhale


ca31db No.14766101

File: 0d4fd654db02223⋯.png (218.75 KB, 500x375, 4:3, skeleton_cry.png)

>>14765778

I only expect some gameplay improvements and more shit with cars, Rage 2 might be just a Far Cry 3 copy at least. like Homefront: The Revolution

>>14766028

Thats more likely to happen, they always find a way to hamfist SJW shit.


9470fc No.14766102

>>14766096

>t.landwhale

Why do you do this to yourself anon?

I'm not telling you to get fit or even skinny, just eat healthy and be a happy chubby fucker


1b263c No.14766112

>>14766102

being raised into poor habits coupled with a lack of motivation and [unrelated] health problems have got me feeling like I'd rather just die gluttonous.


9470fc No.14766121

>>14766112

>lack of motivation

Just find someone else in the same motivation and carry each other, that's what I'm currently doing to get fit, you have to fight it anon, you can keep eating sweets and shit, but you have to work on bettering yourself


1b263c No.14766152

>>14766121

thanks anon, I'll really try


f237c1 No.14766167

>>14766091

Interested, not excited. Rage 2 has me more excited, but that's curbed by Bethesda's virtue signally bullshit. Just Cause 4 could be amazing if it isn't cookie cutter garbage like that last one.


4ca986 No.14766301

>>14763899

What the fuck was that and why are women so terrible at comedy?


645caf No.14766359

>>14764941

NuDoom was at least decent on the surface compared to other AAA games. The unlock system was annoying but tolerable.

However, if you play through DOOM 1 and 2 back to back, then hop into a fresh game of NuDoom, one major issue becomes glaringly obvious: it's too slow. It's faster than most modern games, hence why it felt fine at first, but holy shit you feel like a cripple once you directly compare it to 1 and 2.

6/10 I'm glad I got it on sale and that Denuvo was removed.


5bbff3 No.14766375

File: 443bcb56a1dc811⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, you get nothing.png)

>>14765378

We are only here to suffer anon.

And to laugh at the failures.


f85eff No.14766475

bump


9470fc No.14766488

>>14766359

>It was slow

It's much more than that

>Gameplay is designed around weapon upgrades and takedowns and the ammo and health they drop

>Barely any enemies on screen aside from zombies

>Locked down arenas most of the time

>Game forces you to get secrets if you want more upgrades instead of powerups and such which would help and give an edge on combat

>Teleporting enemies everywhere

>Two color pallete

>Fucked up enemy attack reg, especially the melee

>Cutscenes

>Garbage melee attack outside the takedowns


ae3caf No.14766495

>>14763648

Whatever retard fuel it is they're eating that made them hambeasts is basically turning into liquid in their bowels, so containment is subject to a combination of their swift manoeuvring and sense of public decency. Their complete lack of either is explained by them being ignorant gutter vermin who're killing themselves in the most simple, base, disgusting way and forcing us to see their map of Africa until they're too fat to stand and then they sit stewing in watery shit all day instead.


ebe18d No.14766498

>>14763399

>Cucklands 3

Let this be the one that kills off Gearbox.


ae3caf No.14766513

>>14763673

Put them in prison, give them rations, let them out when they're acceptable.


5510fb No.14766565

File: 003326b54aacacb⋯.jpg (107.29 KB, 725x360, 145:72, Treat-Yourself-Festival.jpg)

File: 0962118945f7462⋯.jpg (193.49 KB, 900x600, 3:2, Treat Yourself.jpg)

>>14766513

That doesn't work with drug addicts, why would it work with food addicts? And it's not even like you can abstain from food the way you can from drugs or alcohol. You're forced to deal with and manage your addiction to keep it under control, and that's something that most people (especially Americans) simply cannot do. Especially not in a hyper-consumer culture where instant gratification and narcissism are portrayed as moral imperatives.


615acb No.14766574

okay so i definitely don't have to watch the ubisoft conference is what this list is telling me


19420b No.14766792

>>14763899

makes me ashamed to be australian, she does


1c347c No.14766820

No Skyrim 2?


a4fdff No.14766826

>>14763343

> Splinter Cell

God pleeeease be less of an action game. If this fucking thing has a single walk-and-talk section, I'll live stream cats dying at a vet's office.


220e41 No.14766870

>>14763343

>Just Cause 4

This is the only thing that can make Square Enix's show worth watching.

(Well, other than a new Super Mario RPG, but we know that will never happen.)


454365 No.14766882

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14763899

It's funny because she's making a funny voice and walking like embed related


7c16a7 No.14766921

>>14764502

Can I just point out that the twitter account is simply "RAGEgame" and not "RAGE2game"? Because they're clearly trying to pull the same shit they did with Prey.


ebe18d No.14767026

>>14765378

Because of diversity, liberalism, feminism, marxism, and communism.

>>14766375

>We are only here to suffer anon.

Because we wasted our lives in the 90's or early 00's and had high hopes for the future. We missed out on the signs of the future being total fucking shit. Now we get to watch the world burn as we try to make ourselves as comfortable as possible.


ca1ebf No.14767121

>>14766028

>Randy

3rd times the charm, maybe this time he'll kill himself for failing with lawbreakers, that other lawbreakers 2.0, and this.


a382e8 No.14767272

>>14767121

What kind of person is this ignorant? This kind of post right here is why this place is going to shit. Cliff Blezinski made Shitbreakers you stupid faggot. Get your shit together.


b5598e No.14767976

>>14763809

The last real id game… it is poetically sad.


3b70ad No.14767980

File: b208ed2b64876ab⋯.jpg (46.42 KB, 479x357, 479:357, 9785132481324.jpg)

>rage 2

>bethesda unironically doing this

wew

Honestly, I expected Fallout 3 Remastered, but this is going to be an even better trainwreck.


431fdd No.14767998

>>14763585

SHART


6ead07 No.14768010

File: b33446171c592b6⋯.jpg (48.42 KB, 488x410, 244:205, b33446171c592b68974d1865f2….jpg)

>>14763648

The actual answer is that there's a few recently-FDA-approved brands of diet pills, in specific Alli, that cause their users to shit themselves if they ingest inordinate amounts of fat while on it. They tell you up-front that you should wear a dark pair of pants and bring a change of cloths. So not only are the obese pants-shitters obese, it's a tell that they're still actively stuffing themselves with food.


f1248c No.14768013

>LEGO DC Villains

Muh dicc.

The only issue with LEGO games is the PC versions usually need a controller because they half arse the controls on keyboard.

They always give it their own set of standards like their physical products and let the license holder make sure it's up to scratch for them as well.

DC in particular gets good games out of them.

>Splinter Cell

<no subtitle

<no numbering

Will it be a full reboot, a semi-reboot or a remake?

Would like to see some western AAA stealth games on the market, but I'm sure Ubisoft will rape it's corpse.


42cd55 No.14768028

>>14763648

>>14768010

From what I understand the common medications prescribed for type 2 diabetes also causes people to shit themselves like that.


e5786f No.14768032

>>14768013

>Will it be a full reboot, a semi-reboot or a remake?

Seems like just a pending title to me, I can't see Ubi having a very big motivation to entirely reboot it


dc7bff No.14768038

>>14765187

I don't know. My pirate version worked fine for me.


efd57d No.14768085

>>14763343

>Just Cause 4

Willing to give this series one more chance after 3 disappointed, though I don't know if Avalance can do much about the fucking foul publisher they have and the idiotic decisions they make.

>Splinter Cell

Okay, as-long-as Ironside's back.

>Rage 2

F U C K I N G W H Y

WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS? WHAT A GREAT WAY TO FOLLOW-UP AN ACTUALLY DECENT GAME NuDoom WITH ANOTHER SEQUEL NOBODY FUCKING ASKED FOR. It will be Homefront The Revolution all over again.

>Dragon Quest 2

Title sounds kind of vague. If it's a remake why did they start with 2 instead of 1?

>Lego DC Villains

Meh, Lego games are okay but they've worn out their welcome for me a long time ago. At-least they're largely-free of microtransaction/lootbox faggotry… currently.

>Borderlands 3

Randy Bitchford can take his new Memelands and fuck-off. I sincerely hope this bombs just like Destiny 2 and Battleborn so 3D Realms or someone else can take back the rights for Douk Noukem.

>Gears of War 5

I forgot they even made a fourth one. Did that game sell well at-all? Do normalfags still care about Gears of War like they do Halo?

>Forza Whatever

Gee big surprise.

>AssCreed

Who the fuck cares? Might as well be a new Madden or CoD.


efd57d No.14768103

>>14766015

It will probably be even worse. Just look at Battleborn.


3b70ad No.14768122

>>14768085

>Gears of War 4

>did it sell well?

Windows 10 and Xbone exclusive, you be the judge.


d4632a No.14768132

>>14763399

Memelands 3 is the game that will make or brake Gearbox. There's a reason why Randy joined the board of Fig.


006908 No.14768138

>>14768013

>Would like to see some western AAA stealth games on the market

Shitman


efd57d No.14768143

>>14763399

Using Destiny 1 and 2 and The Division as points of reference, their closest equivalent in the modern gen… it's going to be a trainwreck.


efd57d No.14768150

>>14768122 (checked)

I guess Microsoft's really running-out of tricks to pull from their sleeve. That's going to set a truly-dire and sobering precedent if that's the only big exclusive they're banking-on this year and the new Crackdown or Halo doesn't make an appearance.


611cf2 No.14768172

>>14763343

>Just Cause 4

Why not Mad Max 2? Fuck Avalanche


efd57d No.14768177

>>14768172

The only fun thing in Mad Max I remember was the car's stupidly-overpowered harpoon that your mutie friend would use to literally-yank fuckers out of the driver's seat of enemy vehicles.


f0881e No.14768190

>>14763899

>there was a mustache in the box

acceptable


3b70ad No.14768193

>>14768177

Nah, the best part of that game was busting out German Suplexes on Australian sand goblins.


611cf2 No.14768194

>>14768177

For me it was the fact that for once a game was just about violence, driving fast ratrods, explosions, speed, violence, nice landscape, and violence. All the dungeons are composed very differently from each others, and it looks really good in 2k. I know it's not the best game ever or what but I find it really immersive to play.


611cf2 No.14768200

And they didn't try to do "The Movie: The game", even though the two of them were released the same year. The game is a very separate entity from the movie. It would still be a good game if it wasn't called "Mad Max" if you see what I mean


efd57d No.14768243

>>14768200

>>14768194

I guess it's not really bad, I just didn't care for the Bamham style combat and the tedious collectathons necessary for progression. I might hop into it and give it another go sometime.


d4632a No.14768262

>>14768172

>>14768194

The setting was really comfy. I think they've done a remarkable job on that big map.

>>14768013

>Will it be a full reboot, a semi-reboot or a remake?

Don't think to much about the title, they know there's a new Splinter Cell game but there's no info, no official title revealed yet. Look at how they also said "Forza Horizons 5" when it's actually Forza Horizon 4. They're just names to fill the entry on their database.


660ac1 No.14768924

>>14766921

>rebooting a game that never even had a sequel in development


0729ec No.14772498

>>14768172

This Mad Max was the underrated gem of 2015 and probably the GOTY.


0729ec No.14772499

>>14768085

>nuDoom

>actually decent

>>>/leave/


ec48c3 No.14772594

>>14763343

hey i am looking foreard to Borderlands 3. i really hope they add more lolis like tiny tina. she wad sooo cute amd relatble. down side is the stupid claptrap worst charactet in game. oh anf mechromancer was my nimber one class. MURDER TIME! FUN TIME!


4dde84 No.14772598

File: 5240727ec921798⋯.png (29.21 KB, 176x232, 22:29, despair.png)

>>14763343

>Splinter Cell

No


d98800 No.14772605

File: 494dba4c1e01a58⋯.jpg (155.09 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1447555924847.jpg)

File: 0fc5bf558d294aa⋯.jpg (147.11 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 1447555677077.jpg)


4dde84 No.14772611


59f9c2 No.14772630

>>14763493

Sam Fisher has a black wife and the series is a continuation in the future from his (all black) wife's son because black is stealthy.


cb7e36 No.14772636

>>14763388

If he's such a hack, why don't you make your own game engine? I'm sure it's not too hard, don't worry =)


efd57d No.14772641

>>14772499

It was leagues better than fucking Rage and you know it.


3b70ad No.14772654

>>14772636

>you have to be a chef to tell if something tastes like shit

What's up with the abnormal amount of bait today?


cb7e36 No.14772672

>>14772654

give me a specific reason why idtech 1-6 are shit and I'll believe you


9470fc No.14772882

>>14772672

ID Tech5 Megatextures rendering bullshit


cb7e36 No.14772901

>>14772882

idtech4 had megatextures too,. nobody complains about those. Try again.


9470fc No.14772920

>>14772901

But those actually rendered correctly unlike Idtech 5 where pop in was a must for console optimization.


ebcd34 No.14773519

>>14763343

>Hey guys! Walmart totally knows what games are coming out at E3

Get this clickbait off of /v/.


393a95 No.14774999

>>14773519

Ooga Booga go back Africa Tyrone


2ae9b0 No.14775019

File: 5fde2c9736fd595⋯.webm (7.65 MB, 480x270, 16:9, Based_Carmack.webm)

>Rage 2

I might have believed you if it wasn't for that.


660ac1 No.14775023

>>14775019

Bethesda has all but confirmed it officially on their twitter.


2ae9b0 No.14775036

File: cf97271abadce29⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 66.61 KB, 878x494, 439:247, The power of Gamebryo.jpg)

>>14775023

Interesting, after the complete economic failure of the first one I certainly didn't see this coming. I suppose they could make the squeal much cheaper using Gamebryo




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