68b1fa No.14761544
Alright, dweebs. I'm making a new thread since the other one is bumplocked at page 14 as of this post.
>Torrent
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/2475146
>More shit here
http://www.hongfire.com/forum/forum/hentai-lair/hentai-game-discussion/5921249-illusion-koikatu-%E3%82%B3%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AB%E3%83%84%EF%BC%81-discussion-and-faq
Get the HF patch which adds a bunch of shit and updates the game. The thing uses an auto translator, so expect an excellent translation.
68b1fa No.14761551
I made this thread for you, de796b.
68b1fa No.14761562
Get some fucking cards here
http://illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=koikatu
And the room menu isn't translated, so have pic related.
3d5ff5 No.14761574
>>14761562
Most of the cards are on the koikatsu tag for whatever reason.
a15fa2 No.14761580
Does cards from HS and PH work?
3d5ff5 No.14761600
e842db No.14762700
>>14761562
>>14761574
Because illusion uses old/alternate romanization. コイカツ is much closer to koikatsu thaan koikatu going by english phenomes, though I'm never really sure whether it's ignorance or trying to be special that causes them to use different romaji, could just be the 'English-speaking' guy on the team is old enough that he learnt it that way at school.
That and the fact that アイカツ! is always officially romanized as Aikatsu!.
52a2d6 No.14763335
Can I use Vive for the VR?
b9a44c No.14763449
Is there impregnation yet?
f76c5c No.14763456
b9a44c No.14763465
>>14763456
WHY MUST THEY CHEAT ME LIKE THIS?
9f36a4 No.14763502
How long until bestiality mods?
b9a44c No.14763533
>>14763518
>Twitter memes
Consider suicide
31ffe2 No.14763637
Can I make 2hus in this game?
b9a44c No.14763645
>>14763637
Yes you filthy secondary
31ffe2 No.14763649
f630a7 No.14763726
>maxing out all 8 stats gets you nothing but a worse ahegao than AA2
I don't know if I'm liking the storyline shit they shoved in or not.
3788fc No.14763765
>VR headset came in yesterday, was just about to start downloading porn
>see this thread
Very nice.
Has anyone tried the VR yet and can anyone recommend an auto fucktoy like pic related? I've never used one but i imagine it will really complete the experience.
9f36a4 No.14763830
Anyone else having this problem?
263703 No.14763852
>>14763830
I’ve had lots of little weird glitches but not that specific one. Restart usually fixes it for me but if not not sure
24aaa9 No.14763902
>>14761574
ツ can be romanized as either tu or tsu. It's pronounced closer to tsu though.
8bc9a6 No.14763929
>>14763830
>*teleports behind u*
774022 No.14763936
>>14763830
someone shop venom snake's horn and scars on this
9f36a4 No.14764051
>>14763936
Mr. Sakurai Kashiwagi… I'm already a demon…
b31063 No.14764119
>>14763830
I didn't know you could make Saltspyre in this game.
fe69d9 No.14764203
>>14763765
What's the maximum dick length that's supported? It doesn't look like it'd be able to handle anything that's over average.
3788fc No.14764380
>>14764203
I couldn't find any info on it. Its made by/for japs so I reckon you wouldn't be able to shove anything bigger than 6-7 inches all the way in, if that. Maybe its just me but you really only need to get the first 3-4 inches in and you aren't missing anything.
Heres a pic of jap lady holding it for scale.
I just looked up a video on it and it looks pretty fucking great. I only know of one other device similar but it is stone age in comparison. I think i may pull the trigger on it.
2bc263 No.14764477
>>14764380
The cup is just under 3 inches deep. With the outer cover on add enother 1 and 1/2 inches with the expander rings that are included. The expander rings add 3/8ths of an inch each. The medusa cup that comes with it is pretty much the best. I have not tried the diamond cup the tongue cup is not bad at all but the tighter snake pressure is garbage unless you have a pencil dick. Making your own video scripts is pretty easy. All waffle games have an update on the site to add the x10 functionality. There is one game that came out recently that used the x10 to the fullest. Kenzen! HENTAI seikatsu no susume by Clockup. I use to make my own scripts for videos now I either replay this game or run it in the background with a video over it.
3788fc No.14764553
>>14764477
Do any of those games have an English patch? Is it a non-jap reading friendly? I'd like to get the most out of it if i were to get it since it is $150-250 device.
2bc263 No.14764589
>>14764553
I doubt there are any English translations. You will like it anon. It still makes my toes curl every time like nothing else except the real touch which was far deeper had built in heat lube and a tightening grip at the entrance. Unfortunately Due to patent issues the real touch is no longer available.
3788fc No.14764649
>>14764589
>I doubt there are any English translations.
Damn. Just another reason to stop being a lazy prick and start learning jap.
>real touch
I Hadn''t heard of that one seems they break down easily but were amazing. Sad they can't advance the technology.
2bc263 No.14764749
>>14764649
>I Hadn''t heard of that one seems they break down easily but were amazing. Sad they can't advance the technology.
NASA scientist did good work on that real touch. As long as you do not use the lube reservoir they work and last. That was the one issue that ended up locking up the motors. Washing it was not a problem because it was sealed but that lube reservoir ran inside the sealed shell and would leak out on to the motor and in no time you start hearing a grinding sound and finally it just locks up completely. It was an interesting item to take apart. My second one works great even after several years since I did not fill the lube reservoir. This can happen with the X10 though too. If you use it level the lube or anything else will leak out in to the outer shell and in to the motor area or with the back end pointed upward like if you were laying in bed then flipping it up before you clean it that lube will leak out in to the outer cover where the magnet and motor are located so it is best to use it with the back at a downward angle. Also do not go too long with things like this if you want to edge do it some other way then use this to finish the job or you will be too raw to end it.
2bc263 No.14764772
>>14764649
Also get a usb extantion cable and a short power extension cable. The usb is pretty short the power is manageable if you have a close power strip.
3788fc No.14764869
>>14764772
>>14764749
Thanks for the info anon. I appreciate it.
24aaa9 No.14764998
>>14764649
>Just another reason to stop being a lazy prick and start learning jap.
Do it, faggit
3788fc No.14765092
>>14764998
I just need a guide and schedule to get started. Its such an overwhelming thing and i don't know how or where to start, even after looking and reading in the learn jap threads. I need a solid structure around the learning process to walk me through it.
fe69d9 No.14766059
>>14764380
>>14764393
That looks pretty neat, I just wish it had more support for the endowed so you could put it all in.
50d6f9 No.14766079
b725fd No.14766105
>>14766079
>he doesn't know that ツ is phonemically /tu/ in Japanese
e16f47 No.14766106
>>14765092
https://mega.nz/#!14YTmKjZ!A_Ac110yAfLNE6tIgf5U_DjJeiaccLg3RGOHVvI0aIk
This lays out a plan for at least starting to learn nip. Only problem I've had so far with it is the readme having busted japanese characters.
50d6f9 No.14766137
>>14766105
Everyone that romanizes "tsu" as "tu" is retarded
b725fd No.14766559
>>14766137
It's no more retarded than Americans spelling the word butter with "t" when the "t" is actually pronounced as a liquid consonant, an alveolar flap, every single time, and not as a "t" at all.
50d6f9 No.14766581
>>14766559
English is a lot more complex phonetically. In Japanese you don't have letters that read differently depending on situation, they're always the same sound. Maybe for native english speakers tu sounds like tsu so that's why it's used sometimes, but it's awkward as fuck.
07bcf1 No.14766582
Can the guy from last thread re-post that OC smug bitch with the glasses?
>>14763456
What about leg lock sex?
>>14763645
You don't need to be a secondary to enjoy the fanon stuff.
b725fd No.14766737
>>14766581
Yes they do, actually, because of vowel devoicement and allophones. You just don't know shit about the language.
Take ん for example. 5 fucking different ways to read it depending on the situation.
自分 ジブン dʑibɯɴ uvular nasal
純子 ジュンコ dʑɯŋko pronounced like "ng"
慎一 シンイチ ɕiitɕi silent but nasalizes the preceding vowel
新聞 シンブン ɕimbɯɴ pronounced like "m"
運動 ウンドウ ɯndoː pronounced like "n"
9c746a No.14766756
>>14766737
>tfw i will never spend tens of thousands of dollars and countless hours taking college courses teaching me about dead languages
50d6f9 No.14766769
>>14766737
Nope. It's one sound per kana, gramatically speaking. You can find speech variations everywhere, but that doesn't matter; what I meant is if you know kana you can pronounce any word correctly, whereas just knowing the alphabet won't let you do the same in english.
b725fd No.14766823
>>14766769
It's not one sound per kana, it's one phoneme per kana. There's a world of difference between those two statements. And no, you can't pronounce any word "correctly". For example, you simply pronounce ん as a regular "n" 100% of the time and be understood since ん is only one phoneme, but you won't be saying it correctly at all 80% of the time. There's a world of difference between being understood somehow while sounding like an alien, and actually speaking correctly.
ebd387 No.14766830
>>14766582
Who has sex toys in their parent's house?
50d6f9 No.14766862
>>14766823
Whatever makes you sleep at night, man. I'm not up for all this autism.
f37586 No.14767604
>>14763830
Remove the "Dark Past" trait
21a544 No.14768931
564755 No.14768945
>>14763765
I'm not sure if I would want to put my penis in something called the "Cyclone".
263703 No.14768961
>>14768931
There is an uncensor on hongfire, or you can just get the HF Patch
I've been playing as FREDDIE with the cheat engine table and it is an ultra realistic simulation where the ladies come in two thrusts because it's FREDDIE
21a544 No.14769410
>>14768961
Thanks, got that.
Uh, is there any way to force skip to next period? I'd assume there is but haven't figured out how to do it.
8d4f09 No.14769475
>>14769410
middle click and hit the button at the top near the bar.
or f8
21a544 No.14769482
>>14769475
So THAT's how I bring up that menu, thanks.
8d4f09 No.14769497
>>14769482
no prob, you can also fasdt travel with f3
fc90ff No.14770701
>>14766830
I live with my mum and I have 5 toys hidden in my closet I'm ordering a sex doll next month too She spends most of her time at her boyfriend's place anyway so I have the house to myself most of the week
fc90ff No.14770705
>>14770701
Well shit that go how I expected
b725fd No.14770714
>>14768961
That is the gayest looking Haggar ever.
2bc263 No.14771367
>>14770701
I just ended up buying mine a bunch of cloths and using it like a giant action figure.
f9c261 No.14771376
>>14766830
I had to move back home and I keep a shitty tenga cup next to my nightstand, behind some other stuff I keep there, like a water bottle, some liquor, and whatnot.
b1e032 No.14771481
>>14763765
Where can I get one of these?
3e6e9c No.14771494
2bc263 No.14771500
>>14771481
I got mine special order through kanojotoys back when it came out but I have since seen them on a few other sites.
998278 No.14771505
>amazing customization
>shit gameplay
So it's Skyrim? I'm disappointed that the gameplay is more boring than AA2.
f630a7 No.14771526
>>14771505
The one-on-one interaction is better, but the NPC interaction is non-existent because fuck you development time was spent elsewhere. I managed to bring a girl home, have sex, then wake up to a blowjob which loaded another instance of sex, so it mostly rewards importing your waifu and then ignoring everyone else.
31ffe2 No.14771533
>>14771529
>Not Yotsuba B.
cee198 No.14771570
>>14771556
Not just using whatever my browser dark theme turns stuff into
eb3662 No.14771581
>>14771574
But I actually like having more than 3 colors in my theme.
e2277e No.14771588
>>14771581
then you can turn on pepe coloured quotes friend
2bc263 No.14771670
>>14771529
>>14771556
>>14771570
>>14771574
If you want it to be accurate I just use the default pleb blue
1b97d6 No.14771910
eb1bfb No.14771946
>>14763830
Punished shota, a kid denied his harem.
4751bf No.14772033
>>14771533
>>14771529
>>14771556
>>14771570
>>14771574
>Having cookies and temp data enabled, allowing Jim to sell and track your data even easier.
>Not already having Stylus installed so you can easily apply custom css to any website
6c7560 No.14772052
eb3662 No.14772130
>>14772033
>stylus
>muh datamining
07bcf1 No.14772322
Well great, after my intro to the rest of the class ends, it crashes. My system could be too old though it at least runs OK with most of the settings off. It isn't just after patching since I tested without extra mods first, and then with it. Same failure.
Yotsuba best theme.
6b953a No.14772394
>>14771481
Amazon has it the cheapest for about $150, eBay also has it but it's more in the range of $180-250. I bought it from Amazon it should be coming in tomorrow. Will post a review then.
82fab9 No.14773600
>>14772394
Definitely keep us updated.
17fe02 No.14774421
How do I apply the translation in the OP?
4db6fa No.14774980
>>14763765
I've tried the VR and it supports the vive controllers, which is really a nice touch.
13763a No.14777908
>>14766737
>katakana and hiragana are pronounced differently depending on the situation
>here is a bunch of kanji to prove my point
You are autistic and retarded.
3788fc No.14782520
>>14773600
>>14779645
Review will be coming in a few hours, once I get to work. It arrived safely yesterday just before I went to sleep so I didn't try it out yet.
1c4672 No.14782667
>>14766582
>What about leg lock sex?
There is a special spot in the rooftop you can access only if a girl is following you. You can have leglock sex there, but sadly nowhere else.
0c881a No.14782683
>>14782667
>You can have leglock sex there, but sadly nowhere else.
>But nowhere else
1c4672 No.14782692
>>14782683
Yeah, they fucked up big time. They should have included a leglocking variant of the mating press. At least there is an option, impractical as ait is, if you need you leglock fix.
Well, actually I still don't have all the positions so maybe there is a leglock pose usable in standard H, but I wouldn't bet anything on it.
07bcf1 No.14782708
>>14782667
Given I can't actually progress past the initial intro scene without it crashing, and the free sex mode isn't all that fun to control, I'm probably not even going to bother with this. The interaction stuff sounded sweet enough.
1c4672 No.14782730
>>14782708
Well, if you can understand at least basic jap the interactions with the girls are pretty sweet, I'll give them that.
If your system is old and crashes try having very few girls, since the game loads everything precisely there. Maybe even that readyboost windows thingie. It's normally useless but if your system is old enough it might actually increase your performance.
0c881a No.14782758
>>14782692
>Mating press
At least they didn't completely fuckup.
I hope the sales of VR Kanojo actually gives them a budget for one of these games.
Illusion has so much untapped potencial and assets that it's honestly depressing.
**watch them focus solely on VR/One
Girl shit**
b725fd No.14782795
>>14771367
That thing's ugly dude. You should've at least got a cute one.
c9d3af No.14783267
Is there anyway to recover text on Android? I just wrote up my review on the cyclone and submitted it on the everychan app and it didn't submit it. I really don't want to write it again.
d428fe No.14784979
>>14783267
No. Unless you're a jewgle employee.
3788fc No.14785305
>>14784979
Damn. I spent a good 45 minutes writing it up. Even though 9 hours have passed I'm still very frustrated about it. TL;DR for now. The Cyclone is fucking amazing, buy it now. Here's some pics of it, if you want more ask. I'll likely do the write up tomorrow, maybe today but probably not.
2bc263 No.14785353
>>14782795
Even if i agreed heads are cheap.
21a544 No.14790789
Feels like there's not that much clothes to choose from.
3788fc No.14791744
Full Cyclone X10 review, sorry for the delay. I'm still not feeling like writing but a few of you wanted it and i feel bad for not having done it yet.
First off my only other experience with fucktoys are the the name brand Lisa Ann Fleshlight, a microwaved banana, and my hand. The Fleshlight was the best one obviously maybe it was due to the length of time since since I've last had sex but i preferred the Fleshlight over it and the Cyclone blows it the fuck out of the water. It is the single best purchase i have made. I cannot put into words how great it feels. I came for about 10 seconds straight easily the longest and most i have ever cummed, it was easily an ounce, maybe more. The cup is also very easy to clean take it out flip it inside out run underwater and let it dry for a few minutes. No chance of mildew or mold like pretty much every other onahole.
As for complaints i have a few, the cup could be deeper it is about 2 and a half inches and i really wish it was 3-4 inches. The reasoning primarily likely only being the primal urge to be balls deep but i think a little bit of attention to the shaft would be nice. 2nd issue is like >>14764772 said
the cables are short but what i didn't know is that this thing has a battery so you don't have to bother with the cable when in use anyways. I haven't messed with the custom thingamabobs yet but hopefully it saves to the device and having it connected to the pc is not necessary. My biggest complaint is the poor suction cup. I thought it would have easily attached to my polished wood desk but it pretty much only attaches to glass or tile like surfaces. My last complaint being the download code for the game leads to a website which gives me forbidden error or something to that effect when trying to download. Maybe it is due to my IP not being a jap one.
This review lacks quite a bit from my original and I've forgotten a good amount. Sorry about that folks. If i can recall more I might make another post.
2bc263 No.14792415
>>14791744
I had the same issue trying to reach the site when I bought mine. You will probably have to download through tor or use a VPN. I ended up installing TOR and downloading it without any issues but that was a few years ago.
Unless you got an upgraded or new version of the x10 it does not save anything. You can create scripts for videos with winmedia player plugin. Make sure your plugin is turned on if it does not pop right up with winmedia player. If you can find any newer cracked clockup games they are really doing a great job using that blender to its full potential.
2bc263 No.14792457
>>14791744
Here is the plugin for winmediaplayer if you do not already have it. Right at the top first download button.
http://www.waffle1999.com/onahole/lineup/porn.html
c029c3 No.14792982
>>14791744
>$180
>spins
Couldn't you just buy one of the cups and jury rig it for cheap?
2bc263 No.14793025
>>14792982
No, The computer box makes it move to the video or game hands free.
fa6a5c No.14793342
>>14768961
Is this von kaiser
5e55a4 No.14794046
>>14792415
I just tried a jap VPN and the download worked, It seems like its gonna take a while to download. I'm not even sure if a code is need actually i think just the link past that portion will do.
>>14792457
I hadn't downloaded it yet, i haven't even plugged it into my pc. I'll play with that when i get the game finished downloading.
>>14792982
I spent $160 with tax and shipping. I suppose you could but it wouldn't be anywhere near as nice plus you would have to put effort into it. I can put this thing on my dick and let it do its thing. I reckon it would take a good amount of effort, time, and money into making something that is nowhere near the Cyclone.
21a544 No.14796298
Okay, how the fuck do I make gray skin? It always turns out reddish. Is there some global makeup slider somewhere or what.
ef0a02 No.14796352
>>14791744
>2 and a half inches
Are you fucking serious? Is it made for dicklets? I was considering it but I'm 7" 1/2.
2bc263 No.14796385
>>14796298
If it uses a three color slider just slide the colors anywhere along the bar except far left and far right lined/stacked up
21a544 No.14796479
>>14796385
it always gives the same result, there must be some lighting or something besides the 3 colours.
3788fc No.14797049
>>14796352
Well it is made by japs for japs but I still think it is well worth it. The head and a bit of shaft see action and as i said that is all that really matters. Things past the head really don't matter much, no sensitive nerve endings there.
efea87 No.14805540
>>14761544
Looks like shit tbh.