7bb566 No.14757172
Walking around on shit and cleaning stuff up in this game was unironically extremely fun. Why no proper sequel?
d058f9 No.14757181
shitposting around on board and reading threads on this website was unironically extremely fun. Why no proper OP?
a73fbd No.14757192
>>14757181
What do you want, pissy faggot? A 30 line recurring general?
d058f9 No.14757195
>>14757192
maybe he should've done a little bit better then a fucking two sentence OP and some picture he ripped of google
94219b No.14757205
Something that doesn't resemble a fucking template thread. At least it stands out enough to not give people here an aneurysm. Well we could speculate all day why Mario Sunshine hasn't developed into a spinoff series. I think its because first Miyamoto is a sperg when it comes to his work and wanted to something more in line with Mario 64. A game about the opposite with squids came out recently and you should check it out.
8f3d86 No.14757385
<Splatoon isn't the nega-sequel
eae539 No.14757390
I want to find out the way to have fun ironically. Can you teach me?
02d108 No.14757398
It unironically fucking sucked and the game was an unironically terrible platformers.
13e83a No.14757402
We had one, it was called Odyssey
0a029e No.14757438
>>14757195
So now we're getting mad if it sounds like a template thread?
edd691 No.14757457
What was that game called about cleaning a space station? Super visceral cleaner simulator or something?
94219b No.14757461
>>14757438
I am not even mad. Its obvious that OP is a /tv/ shitposter. They are here, because there is some beef with Gahoole over the Mario Noise meme.
>>14757457
the Viscereal Cleanup. I hope you have friends willing to play with you.
1f668b No.14757462
>>14757438
God forbid you put in the effort to not even sound like a template thread with a one and done OP.
That would truly be the end of /v/ as we know it.
9994ff No.14757470
>>14757461
The concept of that game depresses the hell out of me. Who the hell plays videogames where you clean up a big fucking mess for a couple hours?
94219b No.14757497
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14757470
I think this should explain everything.
1c0ed0 No.14757617
>>14757438
No. We're getting mad constantly. Does it remind you of anything?
2a390e No.14757940
I think Sunshine had the best controls for 3D Mario of them all. I mean it has the fluidity of the later 3D Mario games but it still has the tightness of 64.
68a614 No.14758015
>>14757438
>look Mom, I did barely enough to make it not an exact template thread
Why didn't you just make a good thread instead?
3924f4 No.14758036
>>14757438
/v/ will find any excuse to sage and shitpost
This is a videogame thread. They're saging a perfectly fine videogame thread because the OP is not as pretty as they want it to be.
Truly fucking entitled piece of shits. Be thankful anons genuinely want to discuss vidya instead of the same fucking bullshit.
Here's a bump for you OP
d1a7c9 No.14758037
>no tactical garbage operator game where one lone visionary sets out to clean up Nigger City
>he starts out picking up garbage and ends up taking out the trash
0570d1 No.14758044
>>14758036
>/v/
These are /vg/ refugees trying to kill anything that isn't a mobile game general.
d5c441 No.14758096
Any games where I can play as a garbage man?
No, killing niggers and spics doesn't count.
f79776 No.14758107
>>14757461
Yes, because one shitposer pissed off at the retarded janitors Mark picked out that banwave people for singular shitposts is a good reason to point the finger. Keep egging this shit on.
caa053 No.14758247
>>14757390
>I want to find out the way to have fun ironically. Can you teach me?
192acc No.14758257
>>14758036
>>14758044
/vg/ is basically on permanent life support. If I had my way, every thread there would be directly related to a videogame. I'd prefer all the garbage and shitposting stay on /v/ /b/-lite where it belongs.
t. /vg/ lurker
fc82ad No.14758267
>keroblaster is a devolved game play sequel to both splatoon and sunshine
713f01 No.14758433
>sliding around to spread the muck everywhere
>trapping npcs in the muck after spending several minutes getting the right amount around them
Fun
b62e99 No.14758595
>Why no proper sequel?
Because it's probably the most debated 3D Mario game. You'll hear occasional criticisms of 64, Galaxy, Galaxy 2 and Odyssey, but most people will still say "it's a great, fun game".
Sunshine is the only game in the series that you either love or you hate. Aside from the controls, which everyone seems to like, most people either really hate the setting, challenges and FLOOD, or they love it all. How many times have you heard "the FLOODless missions are the best part of Sunshine."?
It's that fairly widespread criticism that prevents them from making another sequel. Sunshine is niche, that's what it comes down to, and they don't want their big mascot's next biggest seller to be niche. After all, look at Odyssey - 10 million sales on a 18 million install base. Do you really think something like Sunshine would have reached those numbers?
b225f5 No.14758633
ITT: goons shitting on a perfectly fine thread by calling it a template thread.
fc82ad No.14758634
>>14758595
There's a lot of objectively bad things about sunshine such as level design which actively counters platforming, levels which space everything out significantly to justify the existence of the fludd and ultimately act as padding, and the least variety in level theme resulting in serious fatigue.
7e2fd1 No.14758671
Because the level design sucked half of the time.
7bb566 No.14758682
>>14758671
>>14758595
>>14758634
Level design and fluidity was always pretty great and fun lads
fc82ad No.14758701
>>14758682
The only good level designs in sunshine are when they remove the fludd pack in the underground sections but those go to shitty gimmicks by the last few levels so it's not even consistently good.
b62e99 No.14758734
>>14758682
I just found them boring, aesthetic wise and challenge wise. The challenges weren't really that interesting, and they weren't challenging either since flood meant that dying was pretty much impossible, unless you glitched through something, which tended to happen way too often.
7525d7 No.14758738
>>14757438
At least this is a proper video game thread, but this is a really shitty low quality OP.
At the very least put the fucking name of the game in the subject so people know what the fuck you are talking about without having to look at some 10x10 jpeg.
fc82ad No.14758750
>>14758738
>all OPs need a general sized wall of text full of spoonfeeding links and infographics that nobody even looks at
general cancer go and stay go.
7525d7 No.14758785
>>14758750
>that straw man
WOW YOU SURE FUCKING GOT ME ANON.
Just because a single generic sentence and a shitty google image is shit, doesn't mean everything needs to be a wall of text.
Just fucking use the fucking subject line and write "Super mario sunshine" there. That's fucking it, now people know what your thread is about and it doesn't look like a shitty fucking one liner template thread you fucking mouth breathing faggot.
fc82ad No.14758899
>>14758785
>being this much of an autistic 8chan content police
>instead of talking about the game
I think the real problem is showing its face
7525d7 No.14758914
>>14758899
>make shit thread
>don't even say what it's about
>people don't talk about video-games
>WOOOOW HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT'D HAPPEN? I MEAN WRITING A SUBJECT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
Kill yourself.
0570d1 No.14758960
>>14758595
Not only that but it probably sold the worst by far.
106872 No.14758975
>>14758914
I have never touched a Nintendo console after the gameboy color and even I know this thread is about mario sunshine because I am not underage and, more importantly, it's in the filename, you absolute retard.
66e264 No.14758987
>>14758785
Bump because you are the only subhuman autistic enough to not know that the thread is about SMS.
7525d7 No.14759019
>>14758975
>>14758987
>hurr durr how do you not know
I do know, so fucking what?
All you have to do is stop being a nigger and put the name of the game, literally three fucking words, in the subject so people will think you at least tried to make your thread not shit and won't shitpost nearly as much.
This thread was dead on arrival because of you half faggots.
b62e99 No.14759113
>>14758960
I didn't want to mention that since some faggot was going to screech at me for it, saying that the attach rate matters as well.
but now that you bring it up, my statistic-autism calls me
>Super Mario 64 - 11,910,000
>N64 - 32,930,000 units
<Attach rate: 36.1676%
>Super Mario Sunshine - 6,310,000
>GCN - 21,740,000 units
<Attach rate: 29.0248%
>Super Mario Galaxy - 12,770,000
>Wii - 101,630,000 units
<Attach rate: 12.5652%
>Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 7,410,000
>Wii - 101,630,000 units
<Attach rate: 7.2912%
>Super Mario Odyssey - 10,410,000
>Switch - 17,790,000 units
<Attach rate: 58.5160%
The problem is that these numbers don't say much, really. The Wii had an installbase of people who didn't buy anything aside Wii Sports and Wii Fit, so to say that Galaxy underperformed or wasn't well received because it has a mediocre installbase is simply wrong. Odyssey as well, it's numbers are great now but god only knows how great they will be later on. I suspect it will drop to a 40% or so as more Switches are sold.
309d03 No.14759169
>>14759113
>The Wii had an installbase of people who didn't buy anything aside Wii Sports and Wii Fit
can't believe people still spout this nonsense
66e264 No.14759178
309d03 No.14759232
>>14759189
it sold 900 million software as of jan 2014. that pic says nothing. it's like saying xbox 360 users only bought gta and cod and nothing else since those two were the most popular.
9f3299 No.14759258
>>14759232
Mario games sell like ass, why the fuck do you think Nintendo made a sequel to the Wii U? It definitely wasn't for a way to "play a new mario", all Mario is good for is selling merchandise, they don't actually play the fucking games, people would rather play Mario Kart than Mario. That's taking into account pack-ins with the damn console.
a8f2a3 No.14759298
>>14759258
what the fuck is this shit
b62e99 No.14759300
>>14759258
It's actually about 50/50.
On N64 and Switch, the 3D Mario game has outsold the Mario Kart for that console.
On GC and Wii, the Kart outsold the 3D Mario.
It's not surprising with the Wii, since they were targetting casuals who fear games that require skill. As for the Gamecube, well, like I've been saying, Sunshine wasn't actually amazing received.
Fun statistic that's not really related.
The Gamecube is the only console where Smash Bros is in the top 3 best sellers list. In fact, Melee is the best selling Gamecube game. Curious whether the Switch will change that, but I kind of doubt it, especially with the sales of Odyssey, MK8D and BotW.
df91af No.14759571
Splatoon is the sequel to Mario Sunshine in the timeline where Link dies.
0570d1 No.14759587
>>14759571
Don't forget the Zora and Blooper race war.
00a566 No.14759730
It's clear that Sunshine was rushed and padded when you activate sperg vision and look at how the 120 shine sprites are distributed.
>24 of them - one in five - are for blue coins
>There are 7 main levels with 8 missions each (56 mission shines), less than 64 which had 15 levels with 6 missions each (90 mission stars). In Sunshine there are also 2 secret shines per level which amount to either replaying an existing mission with red coins added or spraying something like a yellow bird.
>Both games have one shine/star per level for getting 100 coins - this applies to the hub in Sunshine as well.
>Sunshine's hub, including the airstrip and other minor connected levels, has 18 shines not counting the blue coin exchange or 100 coins. 64's hub has 15 stars
>In total Sunshine has 56 shines from missions, 14 from in-level secrets, 8 from 100 coins, 24 from blue coins, and 18 from the hub.
>64 has 90 stars from missions, 15 from 100 coins and 15 from the hub
In all Sunshine feels like a less-complete experience with a greater portion of its content taken up by padding. There's also shit they clearly didn't bother to test well like the shitty pachinko level where the main difficulty comes from how the game fights your control, the shitty mudboat physics areas, or the godawful poison lilypad ride where the punishment for dying is to spend several minutes waiting on a boat.
84a1a7 No.14759965
>>14758634
Oddysee managed to make the same mistakes without receiving any of the criticism.
b62e99 No.14760040
>>14759965
The level design is far more platforming-oriented than Sunshine's was, and there's actual challenge (though I will agree that the transformations do detract from it).
The levels were huge but at least they were full off collectibles, instead of just empty space in between several objectives.
And while some of the levels were more generic than others, the game did have more than ONE setting.
And I've criticized Odyssey more than most. It's certainly flawed, but leaps and bounds above Sunshine.
7a91d0 No.14760094
>>14760040
Odyssey had Toadette shitting power moons to you constantly.
abd7ba No.14760116
>>14757172
Because Reddit hated the game.
d1e855 No.14760139
>>14759730
AND DONT FUCKIGN FORGET
bbd96c No.14760159
>>14759965
I haven't even played it yet and even from game play footage I can see you're full of shit.
4bd6cf No.14760367
>>14757438
Put more effort into it. Describe the mechanics you found fun and interesting. It's a pretty unique game with the jetpack and good twists and takes on 3d platformers. The music didn't get boring, it fit. And the setting was colorful, not a lot of games come to mind that are set on islands and actually use water.
Think you fag. It take much effort to say "I like thing… because X and Y and so and so. But I didn't like Z since…"
df1147 No.14760401
>>14757172
It's my favorite Mario game, so I agree. And I beat every game from SMB1 to the NSMBs on Wii and 3DS. Why does it feel so fucking good to clean things with the water? Does it have something to do with autism?
The platforming is really good as well. I had way too much fun playing Sunshine.
488046 No.14760404
>>14760116
>Because Reddit hated the game
I seriously doubt that. This is like exactly the kind of game that soyboys would enjoy
5b71d5 No.14760430
Because mechanical expansions were an exception not a rule for 3d (world style games)
As far as actual expansions go you really only got SM64DS which was intented to be Super Mario 64 as a fully worked out game, and not a tech demo designed to show off a system specs (which ironically, SM64DS does better, as it's a whole game and a tech demo for the system with the party games) and Galaxy 2, which IIRC was just levels the development team kept making after Galaxy just because they liked the engine.
1a8f55 No.14760448
>>14760404
People just wanted to play a sequel to Mario 64, I don't think anyone ever acknowledged the environmentalism Miyamoto used as a backdrop for Sunshine and Pikmin since nobody actually buys games for that kind of shit.
bbd96c No.14760545
>>14760404
Yeah, super mario sunshine is constantly brought up as "comfy."
ab1b9b No.14760595
You can have the most fluid controls in the known universe but if 80% of your game uses a get out of jail free hoverpack you're going to have a shit game. My only legitimate gripe with sunshine is Blue Coins. Let me her this straight, these shines have been stolen by Bowser and spread through out the island but I need 10 blue coins to buy a majority of them from a bear?
That shit killed it for me.
21bf2e No.14760608
Because you touch yourself at night.
c1e3d0 No.14760651
>>14757940
Underrated opinion. The game's controls have stood the test of time.
87fdbe No.14760677
>>14759730
>There's also shit they clearly didn't bother to test well like the shitty pachinko level
I remember seeing a clip of some random streamer doing that mission his first try, and streamers are some of the worst casuals, so it couldn't be that bad.
7b8621 No.14760884
>>14758096
>Any games where I can play as a garbage man?
>There will never be a Planetes space trashman sim of having to pick up small debris, tether and/or deactivate larger pieces to be reeled in to your collection ship, and being aware of other shit that might cross your orbit, or the direction of which an object nearby is rotating, lest you risk dying miles above the Earth.
7bb566 No.14760990
>>14760401
It really is fucking fun
b9939d No.14761020
>>14758096
Lisa the Pointless. The main character has been both a garbage man and literal garbage.
66e264 No.14761048
>>14760884
Way too interesting to ever be made.
a5e3d2 No.14761615
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>main character has a criminal track record
>went to a maximum security prison
>kills many lives and wildlife in his mission to "clean up" this filthy world
>parents still bought this disturbing game for their kids
73b72f No.14761927
afe8bd No.14764460
>>14759730
It is the beta had a lot more content and a better Plaza compared to the final version. Also invisible walls galore it ain't fun teasing players that you can visit any level at anytime without the obligatory warps.
537e91 No.14766130
am I the only one who wants to fug a pianta?
7bb566 No.14768998
>>14760595
Lol you might be right. It was still a fine play though.
ac1915 No.14769013
>>14766130
Considering the world we live in, no, but also just jej at the concept of that.
63be32 No.14769022
>>14766130
not at all,but i see no fugging in that image.
b9939d No.14769040
>>14766130
>nose that puts most jews to shame
7a34c2 No.14769485
>>14769040
Piantas are botanical golems
85229f No.14769544
>>14757461
>Viscera Cleanup Detail
I put a shitload of hours into that game, all solo and I've cleaned everything, but need to go and get the special easter egg items and get into the room with Bob. I think I only need to do Unearthly excavation and get the lightsaber and the keycard before finally finishing that one out.
85229f No.14769560
>>14758037
>visions of Vigalante 8, second offense flash though my head
The fucking trash chucking alien was fucking amazing.
>>14758096
Viscera cleanup detail is kinda a combination of garbage man, janitor, and hitman housekeeping. Vigilante Second Offense features a trash truck as one of the characters. He works like Mr. Slamm in Twisted Metal 2, except if you grab a smaller opponent, he throws them into his compactor for a shitload of damage.
85229f No.14769637
>>14766130
I was partial to noki, but I did like looking up the skirts of the fem piantas.
63be32 No.14769645
>>14769637
>that second one
yes please,and give a translation,and give more
537e91 No.14770578
>>14769013
figure if you're going to draw something autistic you might as well add some humor to the mix.
>>14769022
it happened off panel.
>>14769637
you can look up their skirts eh?
>>14769645
it's translated on e621.
https://e621.net/post/show/1046272/-3-angry-balls-bed-big_breasts-big_nose-black_scle
f4c126 No.14770592
>>14770578
>learn japanese
>use your ability to translate shitty porn of not-even-furry characters
537e91 No.14770602
>>14770592
people have a lot of free time now of days though I was surprised anyone took the time to translate that.
133a9d No.14770623
>>14757462
I’d ask if you are autistic but we all know the answer.
abfcc9 No.14772514
>>14757172
Because I guess it wasn't popular enough to make a profit.
abfcc9 No.14772523
>>14758257
I'm pretty sure >>14758044 was talking about cuckchan's /vg/, not 8chan's. Recently cuckchan shoaed their /feg/ and some other mobile related threads and the faggots from there have been poring into our /v/ and pushing mobile games all over.
7bb566 No.14773890
>>14772514
It must hav e been