e99a6e No.14756360
God of War beats Donkey Kong to No.1. God of War retains top spot in its third week of on sale.
1 God of War
2 Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
3 Far Cry 5
4 FIFA 18
5 Mario Kart 8: Deluxe
6 LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2
7 Fallout 4
8 PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
9 Star Wars Battlefront II
10 Super Mario Odyssey
Labo has completely vanished from top 10 after just one week.
cee3dc No.14756368
fca8a9 No.14756372
at least dkctf is finally selling unlike last time.
522b31 No.14756401
Britbongs are confirmed cucks.
522b31 No.14756407
>>14756403
Wait wasn't the whole "ban assault knives" thing just supposed to be a meme? What's next? Will they ban assault vehicles too?
d4d55a No.14756409
Jesus has Fallout 4 been on that list since it was released?
89e531 No.14756432
>>14756360
>7 Fallout 4
How is it possible?
fd911d No.14756433
>>14756416
>/v/ is one person
Careful, you might replying to yourself.
fca8a9 No.14756437
>>14756433
You forgot a word there champ.
49ded2 No.14756538
>>14756360
I called Goy of My Wife's Son selling well when it got announced. Retards will buy anything as long as it's attached to an IP they're told is popular. I was never a fan of the original games, but this one just looks boring as fuck in comparison.
a918bf No.14756543
>>14756508
Oh fuck, forgot all about this pic, I really needed that laugh
292c0e No.14756552
>>14756360
>FIFA 18
Why do people buy this shit?
8fa036 No.14757549
>>14756360
Brits still buying fallout 4
c90067 No.14757555
>>14757552
Ebin. As if we don't need more evidence that even the Brits will praise Christ when he gets around to smite that island and turn it into IRL Loddoss.
8fa036 No.14757557
>>14757555
Trips seal the deal
ef96af No.14757575
8aeed8 No.14757612
>>14756360
Think about the stupidest person you ever met: The average is even worse.
33f5e6 No.14757625
>UK charts
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
also no sources
342ea5 No.14757685
>>14757681
off topic politics
6f7cc5 No.14757687
>>14756552
Football really popular in the UK and normalfags have no taste, so it's a no brainer.
550932 No.14757708
>>14757687
Football is a great sport though.
735690 No.14757733
Why is Monkey Dong County so high?
38f6d9 No.14757741
>>14757733
(checked)
They took the digital version off the Wii U and put in on the Switch for full price.
35e2cc No.14757781
>>14756407
>banning the Truck of Peace
Good joke.
9c1dae No.14757790
>>14757708
>Football is a great sport though.
7545ee No.14757799
>>14756552
They don't have an IQ high enough to buy Pro Evo instead and download option files for it.
443737 No.14757933
>>14756360
>God of Cucks
>FC5
>FIFA
>FO4
>PUBG
>nuBattlefront 2
This is some extreme cancer
e04553 No.14757963
>Donkey dong cucked just into second place
Oi m8, have you got a license for that banana?
Nah, didn't think so.
You're getting nicked!
God of War is actually alright
dbe8a2 No.14758040
>>14756360
Someone please put the UK out of its misery.
b44291 No.14758191
>caring about sales
>making a thread about sales
>>>/cuckchan/
b3740e No.14762999
>>14757933
Better than the Amerimutt charts.
876236 No.14763028
>Wife's Son of Bore vs.Rehash port
Whoever wins, we lose.
47dbd4 No.14763676
1 Soygame
2 Soygame
3 Normalfag trash
4 Normalfag trash
5 Soygame
6 Soygame
7 Normalfag trash
8 Normalfag trash
9 Normalfag trash
10 Soygame
Shocking
6f7cc5 No.14763688
>>14757708
There is no such thing as a great sport.
4bc122 No.14763705
>>14756437
You forgot a comma there, champ.
47dbd4 No.14763720
>>14763713
You're also replying btw.
c90268 No.14763753
>>14757781
>>14756407
>bans trucks
>whole nation starves to death
47dbd4 No.14763787
>>14763752
>norime
Sage is not downboat, my redditor friend.
47dbd4 No.14763845
cf3383 No.14765727
>>14756360
First two games are pretty good (I haven't played FC5 though)
I've seen the UK have worse charts.
864a95 No.14765810
>>14763752
>Fukushima Meltdown
>Essentially a third nuke
>Already nips are standing among the wreckage and death and radiation thinking it'd be a good idea to make a cheesy cheery music video while people are trying to clear the wreckage. It has a random anglo slut in the video for no reason.
Shit... it's happening again, isn't it?
4118cd No.14767833
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14763752
>tfw you will never understand half of the jap memes but you get this one but then you realise you can't mod EDF.
33200a No.14767961
>>14756360
>(1) and done OP
>Sonytard defending God of Soy
Probably still salty that a cardboard box sold twice as much as this shit game in Japan
50625a No.14768915
>>14763676
>DK is soy
No, fuck right off bitch. It's the ONE good thing Nutendo has allowed to exist.
0c18e4 No.14768989
>>14767961
I met Mark suffocates from all the soy stuffed in his cakes.
b3740e No.14770555
>>14765789
Bongland has BLM? Their police don't even have guns.
f32dc9 No.14770913
It's ok, Europe wont exist in 25 years so the cancer will finally be gone
f32dc9 No.14770920
>>14763676
>DK is soy
Objectively false
8fae89 No.14770953
>>14770555
They don't, not organically. BLM is all paid political agitators
816835 No.14771044
>posting the same comics in the same order in every thread you don't like
Ebin downvote, friend. Next time just report
007bb0 No.14771364
>>14770992
>>14770981
>>14770977
>>14770970
>>14770965
>IDhopping to post jap gore and scat
>being this mad
I can't wait for cuckchan to leave.
b3740e No.14773925
342ea5 No.14773977
thread's pretty old so I bumplocked it, but that's no reason to porn dump
241cbe No.14773984
>>14756432
Todd is a very smart businessman, he should be considered a honorary kike.
70de25 No.14774094
>>14773977
This is a confusing reason to bumplock a thread, please don't go down the /tv/ route of literally turning on the feature to bumplock threads after a few days. That's what ruined the board.
342ea5 No.14774145
>>14774094
>please don't go down the /tv/ route of literally turning on the feature to bumplock threads after a few days
Alright, I won't
70de25 No.14774240
>>14774145
>thread fixed
You're alright sometimes mark.
>>14758040
Remove London and everything is solved.
70de25 No.14774289
>>14757549
>>14756432
Did it get a sale or something recently? Even the normalfags I know have turned against it.
10a437 No.14774311
>>14757799
>implying
The last few good sports games went to shit while the PS2 was still alive.
They don't have high enough IQ to go emulate them or get a ps2 is what you mean.
99f377 No.14774435
>>14774311
>>14757799
PES died as a normalfag option the day that it lost out on licensing which is a real shame because it's consistently a much better series.
70de25 No.14774577
>>14774435
Pro evo was also what was used in the 4chan cup and I guess also the infinity cup if that's still going.
cbcb95 No.14774603
4 exclusive games are on that list and 3 of them belong to Nintendo AMD 2 of them are remakes. That is the real fucking sadness in truth.
10a437 No.14774664
>>14774577
Infinity cup seems to have suddenly stopped. I'm guessing it's to keep the newfags from flooding smaller boards.
5d4aeb No.14774732
Y'know something I'm not getting? The cuck memes about Kratos. Didn't he fuck almost every woman he passed by in the series? Isn't the kid his biological son anyway? Or is it because the game is just TLOU-like shit made by numales?
aabf89 No.14774738
I still don't get why Freya gets so assmad at Kratos for killing her psychotic son, Baldur. She can always just use the same dark magic to revive him like she did with Mimir's head and Thamur's giant corpse. While bringing Mimir back to life, she complimented Kratos for doing a nice clean cut. So long as the body is mutilated or mangled, it apparently makes the resurrection process much easier. All Kratos did to Baldur was snap his neck, so Baldur's entire body is still relatively intact for the dark revival magic to work. She didn't have to declare "muh revenge" at the end because she's legitimately capable of reviving him.
I swear to god, in the next or final game of this new trilogy, you Will have to fight Freya and her resurrected son again. Mark my words.
Also, what happened to beauty standards over at Santa Monica Studio? GoW4's Freya is the Norse goddess of beauty, but she looks like total crap next to GoW3's Greek goddess of beauty, Aphrodite.
4118cd No.14774799
>>14774732
You know how memes work.
>>14774738
I think it's because Freya is based from an IRL woman while Afrodita doesn't (I think). That gives the artist more liberty. With that said, the actress that does Freya is kinda hot and doesn't look like the game. If we look at HZD it happened the same, Aloy just look like fucking shit so it could be that they used some kind of facial recognition to model Freya while Aphrodite was done by an artist. Or maybe it's fault of Tumblr school design. About Baldur. Mimir says being resurrected isn't the same as being alive.
5e30ab No.14774853
>>14774732
>Calls his son: Boy
>The boy is obviously Loki
>Loki is the son of the Jötunn Fárbauti and Laufey and has his mothers name instead of his fathers
Guess again whomst biological son he is.
4118cd No.14774898
>>14774853
>Fárbauti it's not a really well known figure in the nordic mythology, means dangerous striker and can be interpreted as lighting.
>Kratos is lighting incarnated as being son of Zeus
Try again.
http://archive.is/KUMHb
ce9e9a No.14774923
Is it time for another porn dump?
I think it is
4118cd No.14774925
>>14774923
Post lolis this time if you are going to. Just die for a noble cause.
5e30ab No.14774936
>>14774898
Don't have to.
The genetics speak for themself.
He must have inherrited very few traits of his "father" then.
4118cd No.14774938
>>14774936
What do you mean? Would have been retarded if they made Loki bald.
c256b8 No.14774951
>>14757708
>Let's watch a game where nobody scores for 2 hours.
The only good thing about it is the foreign commentators going ape-shit.
10a437 No.14774962
>>14774923
It's always time for a porn dump, friendo.
5e30ab No.14774976
>>14774938
Atleast give him the slanted eyes, long head, or darker features instead of giving him the slav short head syndrom.
Also:
Where are the other two children of Laufey and Kratos?
And if Fárbauti is Kratos, that makes Aurgelmir Zeus and Bergelmir Kronos but since Aurgelmir is also Ymir it would make Zeus the Grandfather of Kronos which does not fit.
5e30ab No.14774998
>>14774976
But atleast the last part can be contested if Ymirs name amog the Giants was later reused by a grandgrandson, it would not fit nicely into the mess that can be had with genealogys in pantheons though.
Polite sage.
4118cd No.14775007
>>14774976
The nords have no fucking idea of the greek pantheon. That's why they think Kratos is a giant and get everything mixed up.
Have you seen Dionysus in any GoW game? I mean Kratos kills Medusa and Perseus and that didn't happen in the story. The games have their own continuity so anything that goes further than the reference maybe shouldn't be taken as fact. With all of that said, I could see these faggots cucking Kratos.
5e30ab No.14775052
>>14775007
Good point. A lot is possible. It is a game after all, but pondering this shit can be quite entertaining.
If you take Hélène Adeline Guerbers reasoning that
Fárbauti is the same as Bergelmir, that would then make Zeus Thrudgelmir and Kronos Aurgelmir/Ymir, which could work in a way, except for the descendents of Kratos/Bergelmir/Fárbauti beeing the Urfather of the Jötunn Race.
But then again she is the only one that claims this because they were drawn simmilar and beside beeing a woman she is also an Anglo and it would fuck up Bergelmir as the Urfather of the Jötunn and a standin for the simmilar storys of Noah/Deukalion/Utnapishtim/Philemon/Whoeverelsefatherednewlifeafteraflood.
Thank you for the excercise though.
It is always interesting to think about this stuff with different views.
5e30ab No.14775058
>>14775052
the descendents was typing too convoluted and rearanged the text a bit
70de25 No.14781381