572c85 No.14713798
>https://www.dualshockers.com/nintendo-labo-sales-japan/
So hey even the japanese aren't buying fucking cardboard, why people seem surprised it wasnt 'shifting consoles' i dont know.
I wonder if this critical bomb is why the head of nintendo stepped down? he made a huge gamble and it bombed worse than the Wii U.
707af7 No.14713802
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14713798
Damn I thought this would be the one to save them
8163f2 No.14713806
Maybe people are finally getting wise to all these shitty products. Or maybe the real answer is that people are lazy fucks who hate assembling things.
43f21b No.14713811
On the one hand they made a huge gamble.
On the other hand the gamble was investing in cardboard. I dont think it will bankrupt them.
050c4e No.14713813
>Nintendo Labo only sold 30% of expected sales
>Nintendo Labo outsold God of War in Japan
b17c65 No.14713815
This is in Japan though, isn't most of the soy audience in the west
c7bc33 No.14713818
>>14713813
Source on that info?
b29eb7 No.14713819
Well these are the sales from Japan. The Real question now is how the sales will be from america, the actual consumers of soy in large quantity?
22257b No.14713820
>>14713798
prepare to get permabanned by mark for shit talking nintendo
572c85 No.14713821
>>14713813
Well thats easily explained: Western games are shit now. Journos are only pushing for "the last of skyrim" as a good game because a year of bombs and a year of japanese games with lewd girls making mad bank has them in a narrative boosting panic.
572c85 No.14713825
>>14713820
Hey to be fair he usually just makes it a 3 day one for "console wars".
050c4e No.14713827
>>14713818
Literally any fucking search engine. It was on the front page of /v/ for days.
572c85 No.14713829
>>14713820
Probably a bit higher from the early 30's pedos in training mopping up soy with the shit, but kids dont care since the switch already has minecraft.
90aa27 No.14713833
Thank god. I can't image how shit Nintendo would get if this sold well. They really need to stop with the pointless gimmicks and just focus on good, solid gameplay. Unfortunately with the Wii's massive success, I expect Nintendo will continue to push pointless gimmicks to attempt to recapture the casual market (which has since moved to mobile gaming) rather than just make proper game installments of their many existing IPs as well as invent good new game series.
050c4e No.14713836
>>14713821
Yes but its importance is that Sony/Santa Monica have refused to release sales numbers. We can be sure it was a major fucking flop in at least 1 region. Granted, as you said, western games are shit and rarely do well in nippon anyway.
1bbd09 No.14713837
Is it really that much of a gamble? The Switch and SNES mini sold like candy.
Also post the archive at least.
http://archive.is/xpJKB
>>14713813
Why does that matter? God of War did great in the US, the targeted audience. No we have to suffer with more years of cinematic experiences. Then again, I don't even play those type of games.
286889 No.14713842
Reminder that cuckchan filtered "soyboy" to "basedboy" after people started using the term to shit on GoW. Just in case you forgot who was making these threads.
050c4e No.14713843
>>14713837
>God of War did great in the US,
So you have sales numbers?
572c85 No.14713846
>>14713842
>soyboy is cuckchan
boy ain't you fresh off the boat.
050c4e No.14713849
>>14713842
>have to be a cuckchanner to shit on a retarded corp that tried to sell cardboard at an inflated price to children and goony bearded pussies
Shut the fuck up.
af6528 No.14713853
>>14713815
But Japs are probably the only ethnic group on earth that eat soy as a regular meal.
351cd1 No.14713854
>>14713798
I still have no fucking idea what Labo actually is, except that cardboard is somehow involved.
572c85 No.14713855
>>14713854
very elaborate joycon sleeves to mime on sub 1 2 switch tier minigames.
286889 No.14713861
>>14713846
>not even reading the post
You need to go back.
>>14713849
Shit like labo is stupid but harmless and largely aimed at children. God of soy is actively trying to subvert the industry as a whole and the entirety of western culture as a whole. But for some odd reason, retards like you only ever shit on nintendo, I wonder why that could be?
947363 No.14713863
>>14713861
>Shit like labo is stupid but harmless
Gouge your eyes on your amiibos cardboard shill.
572c85 No.14713870
>>14713861
How many amiibos did you buy and how many have you used to stimulate your prostate while getting ready to present for your wifes boyfriend?
98df77 No.14713871
>>14713842
Bump. Drown yourself in semen. This is video games. We are discussing video game failures. You are demanding the equivalent of “all WiiU threads should be banned”
2ed7fd No.14713873
>>14713842
>cuckchan got triggered by a word so please don't use it
>I'm not cuchchan by the way
b813bf No.14713874
f9002b No.14713876
>>14713798
>labo
>critical bomb
Is cardboard really that expensive these days?
e94837 No.14713881
>>14713861
>retards like you only ever shit on
I'm shitting on a dozen things at the same time faggot, the entire industry is rotten and your soyboy's gay box is one of the many culripts
Go play some splatoon at your shed to calm down while your wife's boyfriend pounds that pussy
d8fe49 No.14713882
>try to find negative labo reviews on youtube
>100% shill videos, all the same results for most queries
>literally have to just type "labo sucks" to get anything
>all negative videos have 100-900 views
>comments on all the shill vids are just "$80 CARDBOARD LOL"
This is hilarious, they haven't fooled a single fucking person
947363 No.14713883
>>14713876
all the marketing surrounding it probably was
22257b No.14713886
>>14713874
>cuckchan nintendocuck proves once again he can't read IDs
I wish cuckchan would leave already.
050c4e No.14713894
>>14713861
>retards like you only ever shit on nintendo
My original post in this thread was mocking how Labo still outsold of GoW in Japan. Once again, shut the fuck up, oxygen thief.
b813bf No.14713898
>>14713886 (Yₒᵤ)
>>14713798
IDs are IP based
You's are cookie based
22257b No.14713900
>>14713892
Ok, anon. Remember to check under your bed for those VPN using shitposters.
947363 No.14713902
>>14713892
>paranoid retard jumping at shadows
>>14713893
>Instead of ignoring the cancerous shit and focusing on what few gems vidya has to offer
Yeah just ignore the cancer, it'll go away.
Slippery slope is just a myth despite a company going from selling physical plastic DLC to literal cardboard for 80$.
b813bf No.14713905
>>14713896
pink wojak is for cryptofags. use the glasses mouth gape wojak
75354d No.14713910
File: a863b54d3f88a7a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.78 KB, 800x999, 800:999, nintendo__labido__labo_by_….jpg)
>Labo thread
>immediately goes to shit
>full of cuckchan memes
AT LEAST POST THE GOOD FUCKING EDITS YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGERS FUCK YOU
947363 No.14713914
>>14713911
>Slippery slope is a fallacy
Spoken like a true retard
22257b No.14713915
>>14713914
He's defending 80$ cardboard box, did you expect him to say anything meaningful ever?
ff357c No.14713918
>>14713853
Soy is in most packaged crap you can buy along with fast food, 'vegetable oil', soy flour, soy lecithin, soy protein isolate, grain-fed meat (fed soybeans since it's cheap, makes livestock fat and age fast).
>>14713911
>Slippery slope is a fallacy
t. kike
b813bf No.14713924
>>14713911
>news about product is advertising
yay
050c4e No.14713925
>>14713911
>>since retards keep making threads on shitty practices, you can't say it's not advertising.
>Make thread praising a product, called ashill.
>Make thread shitting on product, still called a shill.
Alright. Just full fucking retard.
5754e4 No.14713926
>>14713798
>Pink nuWojak
I'm dying of cancer, why are you doing this to me OP?
5754e4 No.14713929
>>14713910
Speaking of cuckchan memes, our active ISPs are a few hundred users higher than they usually are.
Is 4chan down again, was there another mass banning? We're almost at 3000 users which hasn't happened in ages.
b813bf No.14713932
>>14713918
not to mention how much xenoestrogen comes with it (except fermented soy)
d3e2a0 No.14713940
Chad Warden tried to warn us
947363 No.14713941
>>14713933
>Slippery slopes are a fucking logical fallacy
>any publicity is good publicity
Its pretty obvious you don't belong here
98df77 No.14713943
>>14713911
>Slippery slope is a fallacy, not a truth/myth.
REPORTED
75354d No.14713951
>>14713929
We're getting closer to both summer and E3. As for cuckchan, I have no clue. I only ever hear about them from other posters. Last I heard, they had that phone app and went down three times or something.
5ae6e3 No.14713953
I don't really get the hate for labo. Sure, it looks kiddie, but that's because it's literally meant for kids. It's fun to mock manchildren who wear d cup bras, but let the little kids have their fun with what's basically a simple programming sim.
e94837 No.14713956
>>14713883
>tfw the entire marketing campaign costed more than the cardboard
d3e2a0 No.14713957
>>14713929
Probably. An easy way to check for this is to view the catalog by creation date and see all the low quality cuckchan tier threads being made. Seems to be happening on /pol/ too.
21abf1 No.14713958
>>14713933
>As they say, any publicity is good publicity
That's wrong you dumb faggot. Bad publicity is good when it deals with something unrelated to the quality of the product
>religious fundamentalists protest McShit!
is good "bad" publicity
>McShit made out of actual shit; consumption may lead to bad breath and/or death
is also bad publicity, but it definitely isn't good for the company in any possible way
5754e4 No.14713960
>>14713957
The mods should just check a user's post history, being a mod on a few boards myself it's very easy to tell who's a shitposter and who isn't. Some people just shit up certain threads and some people are always cancer.
947363 No.14713964
>>14713949
>oy vey goyim seeing obvious patterns in behavior is a logical fallacy
>>14713953
Those spiderman elsa fingerfamily jewtube videos are also meant for kids. Just because its meant for kids doesn't mean anything is acceptable. If this shit gets normalized for an entire generation then expect nothing but shallow minigames with 80$ cardboard
It already happened with lootboxes and microtransactions with nobody batting an eye over microtransactions in full priced games.
1bbd09 No.14713966
The only proof I have is that GoW PS4 sold 35% better than GoW3 in the UK from physical units alone. There is nothing on how much it sold in the US yet so I'll have to retract my statement.
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-04-22-uk-god-of-war-launch-is-the-biggest-in-the-series-history
>>14713910
This was a shitpost thread to begin with but it's obvious some are going out of their way to derail the thread.
>>14713953
I don't really see the big deal either. But I didn't expect it to sell well.
2ed7fd No.14713974
>>14713960
They won't do it because they are complicit with the behavior. It wouldn't surprise me if half the posts in this thread are Mark's IRC goons specifically targeting anything remotely against Nintendo giving him the perfect excuse to go on yet another banning spree.
947363 No.14713978
>>14713971
>All the braindead masses saw was a female face on the tv and they voted for her.
and yet she lost to Trump who spent significantly less money on his campaign. Was your point supposed to strengthen your argument or just your stupidity?
21abf1 No.14713981
>>14713971
>Really trying to remember how everyone hated Hillary after she was caught committing numerous crimes over her entire political career.
Nigger, this shit was why she lost depite getting billions in campaign. Had they grabbed a complete nobody from the street; a passerby, he likely would have had better results than Hillary did.
>For every 100 anons that don't buy cardboard due to this thread, there'll be at least 1 that does it to #SaveNintendo or #FuckSony or to be contrarian on /v/ and act elitist.
And among those 100, there will be 10 who would have bought the Labo because they buy anything from Nintendo, but were dissuaded by such threads. Net result: 9 less sales for Nintendo.
088ad2 No.14713982
>>14713978
yes lets look at the other side of the stupidity coin that looked at a billionaire on tv and said "this man represents the common man and will definitely help my quality of life"
ff357c No.14713984
>>14713971
>All the braindead masses saw was a female face on the tv and they voted for her.
From what I saw most of the shitskins, niggers, and over half of the asians voted for her with it being split over 50% with white people for Trump.
>>14713980
Stop parroting media bullshit and turn off the kike box you fucking idiot.
ff357c No.14713989
>>14713984
And that's from cnn.
98df77 No.14713990
>>14713949
>You can point out every case you want of actual slippery slopes and I will probably agree with them.
THANKS FOR ADMITTING YOU WERE LYING.
>You can't just go around and assume it will be one, as that's a logical fallacy.
THANKS FOR ADMITTING YOU WERE WRONG.
050c4e No.14713993
>>14713971
>All the braindead masses saw was a female face on the tv and they voted for her.
I can confirm this. I know people that voted for hillary because it was a female name on the ballot. Hillary has been in the public eye for over 30 years and these people didn't even know who she was.
>Dude she's Bill Clinton's wife
>>Who's Bill Clinton?
db1a43 No.14713994
>>14713806
>Or maybe the real answer is that people are lazy fucks who hate assembling things.
yea, because toys based around building and construction are very niche and obscure, like legos. it has nothing to do with the fucking building material being CARDBOARD.
98df77 No.14713995
>>14713980
>oy vey we proved that she stole AT LEAST TEN MILLION FAKE VOTES
>totally got the popular vote ha ha democracy is good you aren't a republic communism is good
Reported. You do not belong on this website.
5754e4 No.14713998
>>14713980
The popular vote doesn't matter and hasn't since the first few elections. Very early on people realized that most of the country lived in a few small densely populated pockets meaning you'd only have to campaign in a few areas to win an election.
5754e4 No.14714005
>>14713999
(((NEWFAGS CAN'T BLUETEXT)))
947363 No.14714006
were there any e-celebs who were shilling this garbage?
f87c96 No.14714007
>>14713842
Did they really?
5ae6e3 No.14714008
>>14713964
>shallow game that teaches kids programming is at all comparable to pedophilia
88377d No.14714010
Now we can talk about the rampant cardboard piracy by the vocal minority that are hobos who refuse to pay for the cardboard they steal every day. For every millions of cardboard that is stolen, a cardboard factory shuts down. If we don't turn these cardboard pirates into cardboard buyers, the cardboard industry will cease to exist. Don't be cardboard of the problem, be cardboard of the solution.
947363 No.14714011
>>14714008
>shallow game that teaches kids programming
more like shallow distraction that programs children to consume and accept garbage
98df77 No.14714012
>>14713999
>the redtext was totally random
>it had NO correlation to the topic whatsoever
>WATCH AS I COMPLETELY IGNORE THE CONTENT OF THE MESSAGE AND ATTACK THE PRESENTATION
>JUST LIKE A JEW DOES
How about that.
>articulate your argument
1. You have no argument.
2. You are repeating marxist propaganda.
3. You have already been proven wrong. See: >>14713943
4. Commit suicide.
707af7 No.14714015
>>14713798
I have hope for them, there is a time where we will all be together
2ed7fd No.14714018
>>14714006
E-celebs shill literally anything, yes.
050c4e No.14714019
>>14713980
They found giant crates of pre-filled vote cards with Hillary checked in. People found out everywhere that their dead relatives were voting for Hillary. People have recorded footage of being at the electronic voting booths and not being able to pick Trump. The machine literally wouldn't acknowledge they selected Trumps name, only when they picked Hillary did it move on to the next screen. Those machines were provided by George Soros. The media won't talk about any of this shit when talking about muh popular vote.
10b4ef No.14714021
GOOD
it was a stupid idea, that needed 20 years in order for 3D printing to become cheaper.
829e0c No.14714022
98df77 No.14714024
>>14714022
Not an argument, ban evader.
42b95a No.14714027
>70$ cardboard boxes
>bombed
How shocking and unexpected.
21abf1 No.14714029
>>14713992
Hey, if you can pull one retarded fag that buys nintedo out of spite out of your ass, then I can claim the opposite with ten guys. You argue with made up statistics that rely on literal retards who were somehow devout to Nintedo enough to funnel money into it "to help them make money", yet not buy anything Nintendo produces reardless of media buzz, and put such idiots against people who would never have bought Labo anyway, even without threads informing them it's just a shitty cardboard. You act as if there is only those two groups of people: one that would never buy anyway and one that only buys out of spite. Do you perhaps, at the back of your mind, realise why your argument is total bogus and you're being ridiculed for it?
5ae6e3 No.14714033
>>14714011
How exactly is labo so much worse than the entire game industry then?
5754e4 No.14714035
>>14714023
I looked into that reaction guy a few days ago and it turns out he's got the 'tism.
Before that I could have sworn he was a paid shill.
98df77 No.14714037
>>14714031
>What a shitty argument.
It's so shitty that only a kike shill like you could have invented THE FUCKING STRAWMAN that it is. Reported.
>all you're doing it throwing out buzzwords
Never happened once.
>and trying to shut down any form of criticism.
Nope, that's you. I'm trying to discuss the topic and you're trying to claim it's a fallacy. Neck yourself.
2ed7fd No.14714038
>>14714035
What's stopping it from being both?
98df77 No.14714041
>>14714035
What's the difference?
5754e4 No.14714043
>>14714031
ROB was ran off ages ago, he hasn't made a thread in over a year.
>>14714041
No, I mean he's actually autistic, not meme autism that people use as an insult but real full blown autism.
10b4ef No.14714044
>>14713820
I don't give a shit. It's when it's spammed or irrelevant when it's cancer. Labo is a fucking retarded idea and had a even more retarded execution and a extremely retarded price. The only reason I deleted the soyjack in the first place is because I want newfags to lurk a bit. Look at cuckchan for refference on why I delete soyjacks.
98df77 No.14714047
>>14714043
I know. The autistic have their emotions easily manipulated, and are vital assets to the advertising industry.
829e0c No.14714048
>>14714024
I hope those baseless accusations at least make you feel better
947363 No.14714049
>>14714018
I want to see some damage control. I bet Nintendo will double down to market this shit in the west now that it flopped in Japan.
>>14714029
>Do you perhaps, at the back of your mind, realise why your argument is total bogus and you're being ridiculed for it
it doesn't matter because he is being paid by the post to derail
>>14714033
Labo is part of the goyming industry m8
5754e4 No.14714053
>>14714044
Mark, could you deal with the halfchan raiding going on right now, like >>14713938
ff357c No.14714054
>>14713992
>Don't act like she didn't get the most vote
From illegal shitskins invading this country helped along by jews and communists (niggers, shitskins and traitorous whites) in the jew courts attempting to murder the USA, yeah.
>>14714031
You sound like a triggered faggot with the 'muh logical fallacy' bullshit because people here give a passing shit about the quality of their hobby, if you can't deal with people calling you names for saying retarded kike shit you could take your ass back to 4chan.
21abf1 No.14714055
>>14714031
>You share a board with Mark and ROB. Don't think its only them.
Now you made an actual fallacy. Also, Mark didn't buy a Labo
98df77 No.14714056
>>14714048
>you made baseless accusations, not me
>ignore that i rejected–without evidence–the proven fact that the 2016 election was flooded with millions of fake votes
Yeah, you need to kill yourself, ban evader.
10b4ef No.14714058
>>14714043
ROB actually bought Labo btw. I like the guy, but I can only imagine him playing the piano and then dropping it.
5ae6e3 No.14714059
>>14714049
Yes, but you act like labo is somehow in a tier of its own, corrupting children worse than pedophilia, yet provide literally zero claims as to how that's the case. Labo is a dumb novelty for kids under 10, nothing more, nothing less.
98df77 No.14714060
>>14714050
>Go fucking cry some more, faggot.
Thanks for conceding the point and admitting you were wrong.
>You're acting like I like this shitty cardboard
I've never said a damn thing about Labo or your preferences therefor.
>How fucking precious are you
Go back to tumblr. We don't behave like you here.
>that you just report everyone with a different point of view?
1. Truth is not a matter of opinion.
2. Facts don't care about your feelings.
3. Your relativist worldview is objectively wrong.
>Kikefy really has got that board under complete fucking indoctrination
YES, HE FUCKING DOES.
>if this is the level of thought processing you're on.
No, you have no comprehension of what you're saying. He bans anything that goes against his narrative. Truth goes against his narrative. You would fit right in over there.
b813bf No.14714067
I'd say nothing is wrong with nintendo but a 3X-year old "nintendo oldfag" complaining about "muh games" and "muh box lel" for a "console tailored for kids at a very low age" is what is wrong. I get it, you're an all-time nintendo user but you're not the target market soynigger.
I'd rather see the kids using this labo shit looking like stupid with "physical immersion crap" whatsoever instead of their botnet smartphones or tablets. I don't want "buttons" to become obselete. I don't want the next human generation to be retard normalfags who would be surprised seeing my "computer keyboard" some day.
5754e4 No.14714069
>>14714058
I'm not surprised in the slightest ROB bought Labo, he's a fully grown adult who roleplayed as Nintendo toys for several years.
Like the guy or not, that's hardcore fanboy autism.
707af7 No.14714073
>>14714044
Educate them, teach them right from wrong. It must be knowledge that frees them not force
947363 No.14714075
>>14714059
>but you act like labo is somehow in a tier of its own
What the fuck are you even talking about
Its part of the new trick to hook children into another shallow moneysink similar to that toys to life shit. Its all cancer.
Just because "its for kids" doesn't mean its even close to acceptable.
10b4ef No.14714079
>>14714053
Done, sorry about that. Am at Grandma's birthday waiting for cake.
b813bf No.14714080
>>14714067
inb4: no. I'm not buying this console for games but if I do I'd only slap gentoo in it. nothin personnel
947363 No.14714081
>>14714074
>Triggered all I see is pro/anti Nintendo threads every 20 seconds
then stop posting in them trying to derail them you butthurt faggot
98df77 No.14714083
>>14714079
>Am at Grandma's birthday waiting for cake.
You do this on purpose, don't you.
e67af7 No.14714087
>>14714044
>I want newfags to lurk a bit
and we're still struggling to do that right?
42b95a No.14714089
>>14714031
Kill yourself, dude.
5ae6e3 No.14714092
>>14714075
You're saying labo is somehow normalizing the standard practice of this entire industry for over a decade
10b4ef No.14714094
>>14714087
I'm trying my best
>>14714083
:^)
5754e4 No.14714095
>>14714079
I also have to ask, what's the policy on E3 threads?
I notice they get deleted or bumplocked a lot even though it's only a few weeks away.
98df77 No.14714096
>>14714095
>a few weeks
And that's probably why. Do we know anything yet? Is there any reason to have them? What's the point of speculating when you could, instead, work off of proven fact?
947363 No.14714102
>>14714092
Its an attempt at that.
Nintendo didn't go for Amiibo on their on. Skylanders existed and made billions before that.
If selling cardboard for 80$ with sub wario ware tier minigames becomes acceptable do you really think Sony, Valve, Activision, Microsoft will just stay put and not try to cash in?
>>14714090
These threads are neither against the rules nor anything out of the ordinary, yet you seem unusually butthurt about them the same.
75354d No.14714107
>>14714096
we have exact schedules for all the companies but Sony, and there's a lot of work to be done for the Squilliam video this year. The guy said that he needs 190 this year, and we did 25-30 in the last thread.
ed2619 No.14714108
>>14714079
You took enough time to post this but you can't delete this cuckchan console war shit thread?
947363 No.14714113
>>14714111
>I never said they weren't against the rules, fag.
Then stop shitting them up and go away faggot
00315f No.14714115
One can easily wait for some autistic nintenfag to make templates from the Labo shit and distribute it in pdfs online for all to download. Then the poor souls would have to dumpster dive for cardboard and trace shit.
Clearing the most pointless product ever thought up.
947363 No.14714118
>>14714115
nintendo is already giving out pdfs for this for free isn't it?
10b4ef No.14714121
>>14714108
I'll bumplock it now
>>14714095
They should be bumplocked since it's too far away, once it comes closer like late May it should be fine
ff357c No.14714124
>>14714119
I think it's on-topic to tell you to kill yourself.
2ed7fd No.14714125
>>14714115
The piracy scene is so infected by corporate shills that I don't ever see that happening any time soon. It's bad enough people try to put softmodding behind a paywall.
985464 No.14714126
>>14713853
Every asian country eats shitloads of soy, and has done so for thousands of years. It's pretty hilarious how retards on the internet have suddenly decided it will make you feminine, when the west has a much bigger problem with man-children.
5ae6e3 No.14714130
>>14714102
You can't fucking normalize existing norms, you retarded chimp
947363 No.14714132
>>14714121
>I'll bumplock it now
why the fuck is this getting bumplocked?
226cb6 No.14714137
>>14714124
Same to you, nigger.
829e0c No.14714138
>>14714056
>no u
>oy vey how dare you not listen and believe
You sound upset.
98df77 No.14714142
>>14714138
>still no argument
Run along, #imwithher shill
8163f2 No.14714143
>>14714005
(((I actually saw an article on reddit how to blue text)))
5bf9e2 No.14714144
MARK YOU FUCKING KIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SKINNED ALIVE WHEN THE DAY OF RECKONING ARRIVES
10b4ef No.14714145
>>14714132
Console war shit
10b4ef No.14714147
>>14714144
Love you too anon
947363 No.14714149
>>14714145
>shitting on labo is console wars
under what definition
ed2619 No.14714150
>>14713842
We're getting overrun by these faggots and the vols have yet to do anything about them.
Pretending like you can't shit on Nintendokikes and Labo without using cuckchan meme cancer and then bitching about it so flip flopping Mark can appease them.
ff357c No.14714151
>>14714126
>Every asian country eats shitloads of soy, and has done so for thousands of years.
Explains why they're dwarves compared to normal white people, but you're gonna need a source for that beyond natto and gook cartoons.
10b4ef No.14714155
>>14714149
Based on the OP having a soyjack being mad with a Nintendo Switch behind him. It's for the best anyway.
ed2619 No.14714159
>>14714149
>shitting on Labo
All fine, and so is shitting on Nintendo and their cocksucking fangirls.
>Using cuckchan memes to do it
Fuck off and stay fuckoff
10b4ef No.14714161
>>14713842
Wait, it was because of Soy of War?
What a bunch of faggots.
5754e4 No.14714164
>>14714150
I don't think they understand how different 8chan has become culturally from 4chan in the four years since we split so they don't realize we can tell them from a mile away with their shitty memes.
Nobody fucking posts images like those outside of /tv/ - a board that's been infested with halfchan for years. They don't even understand that it's not shitting on Labo people are telling them to fuck off for, nobody is defending Labo, it's them acting like cancer.
10b4ef No.14714166
947363 No.14714170
>>14714155
>Based on the OP having a soyjack being mad with a Nintendo Switch behind him
How the fuck is that a soyjack. Its not even a wojack
>It's for the best anyway.
>oy vey I know the best goy
10b4ef No.14714171
>>14714150
I'm taking care of it the best I can.
5754e4 No.14714174
>>14714161
Oh yeah dude, 4/v/ is completely fucked. They've brought in former NeoFAG mods to moderate the board, they fan the console war flames and shill for Sony a lot.
10b4ef No.14714178
8163f2 No.14714180
>>14714171
Will your grandma let you watch 8chanmania today?
ed2619 No.14714182
>>14714164
>They don't even understand that it's not shitting on Labo
Yes they fucking do and this has been proven countless, they just want to spread their fucking cancer here so they feel like they're at home when they're banned from their shithole.
This place is increasingly becoming a bunker for banned cuckchan cancer and shit like this only proves it.
Same with God of War
1b0334 No.14714184
>>14713929
>>14713951
American universities breaking for summer might also be another cause. It's just the season for idiots to stay indoors and shit up the internet.
10b4ef No.14714186
>>14714174
Jesus Christ, cuckchan is another Reddit at this point.
8da751 No.14714188
Nintendo must be some greedy kikes. LABO has only just been released, and I would say the nature of it would make it sell differently then just another game.
10b4ef No.14714189
ed2619 No.14714190
>>14714171
Not good enough
Since the Labo announcement this scum has settled here and quality has dropped so low I'm expecting it to be impossible to post during summer and E3.
947363 No.14714191
>>14714178
Read that post again and actually reply to me you kike
>shits up the thread himself instead of banning derailers first
>then bumplocks it because he sees console wars where there weren't any
>then starts shitting it up himself even more
You are a lost cause
985464 No.14714193
>>14714151
Right now, the average height in the US is 5 ft 9, while the average height in China and Japan is 5 ft 8 and 5 ft 7 respectively. The height difference is disappearing simply because the number of starving people in poverty is dropping.
05b89f No.14714200
>all these cuckchan™ fooni maymays
>"if you don't like my shit meme that means you're defending nintendrones" tier bullshit
shit thread
24e337 No.14714203
>>14714198
>that fucking formatting and spacing.
ff357c No.14714214
>>14714193
It helps when a general populace can actually get protein and calcium from dairy instead of living off of rice crops.
ed2619 No.14714219
>>14714203
I obviously hate Dragons Crown because I hate obviously shilling like this.
Just like hating cuckchan meme cancer against Kiketendo means I like the company and their shit products.
24e337 No.14714227
>>14714219
Don't put works in my mouth cunt, I was laughing at the posts you capped, not you calm down nigga.
05b89f No.14714236
>>14714221
>calling a shit thread bad is bait
>(1)
Calling that poor attempt bait would be an insult to bait.
1cf8fa No.14714244
>>14714227
>my mouth cunt
proof required
ed2619 No.14714248
>>14714227
I know anon
I'm just giving another similar example to show just how ridiculous these cuckchan faggots sound like.
Because if you're not NatSoc you're obviously a commie.
ed2619 No.14714253
>>14714243
Back to goycord you go
05b89f No.14714258
>>14714243
>>8chan was the easiest fucking website to infiltrate
>gets called out on being a newfag cuckchanner every thread he shows up
>feels the need to switch IPs anyway
ed2619 No.14714266
>>14714257
>we've already taken over your board
Shit bait
5754e4 No.14714270
>>14714182
The easiest way to deal with this will be to ban the fuckers on sight.
Marks needs to tell the other vols this, for as much as Mark gets shit on he's basically the only fucking person with moderation powers who will actually deal with this kind of cancer. Every other vol will either dismiss the report or delete the individual post.
>>14714186
Yeah man, shits fucked big time. You should prepare for another exodus in the coming months because I feel like there will eventually be one straw too many on the camel's back.
>>14714200
Cuckchan does this all the fucking time, it's infuriating. I hate Jewtendo but if you tell them their cancerous anal vore memes are shit they'll call you an Nintendrone.
05b89f No.14714286
>>14714277
You do realize we have IDs, right?
def303 No.14714312
>>14714286
I fucking knew that, just forgot to say that I didn't knew that your post wasn't really bait.
2f62be No.14714320
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been filled with that image with that yellow guy sucking Wojack up his ass.
>>14714312
Write that post again, but in English this time.
5754e4 No.14714341
33499f No.14714376
What a fucking disappointment. Always when these threads get bumplocked, the faggot goes silent and cries to his pillow again until he makes another one and pretends that nothing happened.
6d46a2 No.14714403
>>14714190
>during summer and E3.
25ca5a No.14714410
>>14714376
The usual one. This is what being cancer actually entails, along with the fact he always spams the same shit word for word. "Look how Mark is a kike who supports Nintendumb !" "You are all braindead and supporting him without thinking !" "Go back to cuckchan, all of you !". Again and again.
Now you know why Hiro is so silent on cuckchan, he's actually trying to promote it here.
ed2619 No.14714422
>>14714376
I'm suprised that he and the other 3 autists haven't spammed /sudo/ yet
ff357c No.14714424
>>14714410
What, they can't just advertise on Reddit or something? They've been doing that since moot still owned the site.
25ca5a No.14714436
>>14714422
It's incredible to note how autismally engaged they are to not notice that their efforts are vain. Mods are on alert and ban them on sight, other members know them and laugh at them, and only themselves are masturbating together to the thought of finally striking the moderation for a long moment of three minutes.
Guess that's autism for you.
>>14714424
The arrival of people doesn't fill Hiro's pockets fast enough.
ae5289 No.14714447
>>14713926
How's hospital life treating you, TotalBiscuit?
ed2619 No.14714457
>>14714436
>Guess that's autism for you
That's what happens when you get a bunch of bored autists on a Goycord,
f33ca3 No.14714467
>>14714189
Mark. Cobalt accidentally bumplocked the E3 thread and unlocked it less than a minute. Then hours later you bumplocked the same thread just as it hit the bump limit. Why?
>>14710898
>>14710933
3e0f9f No.14714540
>>14714126
Fermented soy, yes, at much smaller quantities than you think and made from non-GMO soybeans. The problem is Burgers eat unfermented soy in a lot of the shit they consume, which acts like an estrogen in your body. Couple that with a "progressive" mentality and you get a legion of soft, fish-faced soyboys.
951e92 No.14714588
>>14714540
yeah, look at an actual asian meal
95% rice,some vegetables,a bit of meat/tofu
cde98c No.14714592
>>14713853
It's not the soy itself, it's the xenoestrogens inside it. Westerners eat unfermented soy which is rich with that shit.
cde98c No.14714604
>>14714007
I've heard it filters to "basedboy".
449eb4 No.14714615
>>14714604
Being a nuMale is praised on cuckchan and considered "based".
b9f004 No.14714642
>>14713842
Additionally, "soy" by itself is filtered to "onions"
ff357c No.14714676
>>14713842
>>14714615
cuckchan mods must love soy.
80a159 No.14714857
>>14713982
What did he mean by this
def303 No.14714859
6b842e No.14714860
>>14714044
mark you fat fucking kike stop damage controlling nintendrool and do something about BUOY of BUOY threads, 1 is enough, 5 is giving cancer to my cancer
also stop removing frostpunk threads, what they have ever done to you
e33978 No.14715735
>>14713798
>>14713867
I had a peripheral awareness of this existing but until I saw it in a local supermarket I didn't fully absorb how utterly shit it is and what a total fucktard anyone using it would look. Even a dumb kid would be embarrassed by it.
e33978 No.14715747
>>14715735
Holy shit I didn't see the price £90 for a carboard box, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
e33978 No.14715813
>>14714869
First time he's ever made me laugh was ripping on Jacksepticeye there.
f52996 No.14715924
>Sinking thread
>They're mocking me for buying pizza cardboards
def303 No.14716207
>>14713833
Nintendo has been like that for the past decades since the creations of the PowerGloves and the Zapper. The company still has that "toy mentality", in which Nintendo orginally started as a toy company unlike Microsoft and Sony and then move to electronics products/hardwares and video games. They still think that video games can more than just games and can be played like toys in which you can see they created things like the LABO thing.
If they continue to push this pointless gimmicks further, they are not going to create innovative or fresh solid gameplay since they are not focusing too much into that shit. Instead, we get uninteresting and boring gameplay that can be a pain in the ass for some players. I really do think the old Nintendo era of Hiroshi Yamauchi was the best of that time, since Nintendo gave a shit about making quality games when Yamauchi was around. Ever since Satoru Iwata came around, the company made these retarded gimmicks in which it was a 1 step forward, 2 step back situation. I don't wanna talk shit about Iwata, I think he made pushed great ideas like the creation of the DS and Wii which it was kind of revolutionary and unique, but like the Wii it was still gimmicky as and so the WiiU. I just want some Nintendo games with solid gameplay, not some annoying toys that don't have a large impact on the games.
def303 No.14716215
4d806c No.14716500
>>14714058
>>14714043
>ROB was ran off ages ago, he hasn't made a thread in over a year.
He showed up in a 4AM the week before this one to brag about how well life was apparently going, and then screeched for multiple posts defending his chimpfucking and purchase of cardboard.
def303 No.14716583
>>14716500
>I deserve applause.
Geez, what an ego.
e33978 No.14717996
>>14716500
Dude fucks a nigger and wants a standing ovation.