9d8960 No.14691594
How can a game developed on a budget of $300 million be so empty and fucking shallow? There is actually nothing enjoyable or of note to do in this game, it is vapid.
Is there any hope for RDR 2? Leaks seem to suggest it's just going to be a carbon copy of V, with a western skin.
How can we stop games like this?
fe7342 No.14691615
>>14691594
wow, babby just discovered that the games rockstar puts out are novelty with no value
9d8960 No.14691623
>>14691615
I actually enjoyed IV. V was just… it was a step too far.
fe7342 No.14691635
>>14691623
that's because iv had satisfying gunplay due to its use of the physics and wound system + a complex driving system, everything else about the game was shit
0a97ad No.14691638
Remember that $128m of that was in marketing. As to the remainder, bureacracy is well known to have a track record of efficient and results-oriented work, and quality especially increases when there's shareholders to please and six figure salaries galore.
9d8960 No.14691647
>>14691594
Just discovered there are actually tidal systems in the game. There's full moon phases, they add all this detail, adding bus routes and schedules for buses that you can't actually ride.
What is the point in this bullshit. Why create a world I cannot interact with, such a superficial veneer.
cb61d0 No.14691648
>>14691594
>cuckchanner too retarded to look at the catalog
>also too retarded to figure this out five years ago
c28048 No.14691668
>How can a game developed on a budget of $300 million be so empty and fucking shallow?
The majority of this budget was spent on music licensing, voice acting by Judeollywood celebrities and marketing. Now fuck off, redchannitor.
9d8960 No.14691670
>>14691648
I only played it recently. Before then the multiple protagonists and switching mechanic had deterred me for that entire time, finally decided to bite the bullet and just give it a go.
Tip of the iceberg.
047077 No.14691673
>How can a game developed on a budget of $300 million be so empty and fucking shallow?
developed in scotland wunnit lad, half the budget woz on Irn Bru an Monster Munch.
104173 No.14691680
>>14691623
No it didn't. If you enjoyed IV but didn't enjoy V its because you have some weird confirmation bias or you're just a slav V is just a rehash of IV that's less dark and gritty with slightly tweaked core mechanics
>>14691635
>due to its use of the physics
Stop this shitty meme. IVs physics were complete garbage. A broken floaty mess. Shit dude play IV again, Niko can break payphones just by walking into them. It's laughable
>>14691647
The clouds are also fully volumetric and dynamic. I think the whole point is "muh immersion!" Even though the average faggot wont care. To me GTA in general is a game you play once in a great while before "GTA Fatigue" sets in and you put it down only to repeat it in a few months. GTA has always been shallow on the gameplay side in favor of its presentation. Nostalgia faggotry will tell you Vice City and SA were different. They weren't
cb61d0 No.14691691
>>14691670
>i only played after years of others' reviews and experiences could have told me exactly this
And we don't fucking care.
97863a No.14691693
>>14691635
You didn't have to play as a fucking nigger which is always a plus. Also, Rockstar trimmed the fat and cut all those wacky, unnecessary missions like infiltrating Area 51, piloting RC planes and stealing a harrier jet from an aircraft carrier docked near San Fierro. Reddit didn't like GTA IV that much. It wasn't random enough for them, and that's why Rockstar gave us Trevor in V.
70f0ab No.14691696
>>14691594
I genuinely don't understand the hate for GTAV.
cb61d0 No.14691700
>>14691696
There's nothing to fucking do.
70f0ab No.14691709
>>14691700
Yeah, missions totally don't exist or anything.
104173 No.14691714
>>14691696
The same people who hate GTA V are the same people who hate open world games in general. The "MUH NOTHIN TO DO!" or the "MUH BIG EMPTY SPACE!" faggots. Open world games just aren't for everyone. If you were expecting gameplay that requires your constant engagement and attention, then why the fuck are you playing an open world game? If you want a game that's all about presentation and immersion, that's what open world games are for.
28a17c No.14691720
>>14691700
There's more to do in V than there is in IV. This isn't a complaint for V as it is for GTA in general, albeit accurate.
104173 No.14691730
>>14691720
>There's more to do in V than there is in IV.
IVtards will autistically wave their arms in the air crying "MUH HOTDOG STANDS MUH BURGERSHOTS MUH CLUCKIN' BELL!" When V has convenience stores you can actually rob
04f0f8 No.14691737
>>14691696
>Entire storyline circles around "need that paper brah"
>You can chose to play as a cuck with an infuriating family, a canadian whiteknight meth addict or a whiny, boring nigger that only exists to combine the former two
>Cockstar keeps shitting out update after update, killing scripthook everytime
>all of them are more shitty cars that all drive the same and cost billions of ingame money to make you spend real money as shark cards
>half of their budget went to the shitty online mode
>breathe on a ped
>they die
>people were flying planes into the military base to steal jets, dodging the SAMs
>Kikestar didn't like this
>now your rear rudder explodes if you fly over the military base
>without any SAM even hitting you
>>14691709
>glorified sight seeing tours
>something to do
>>14691730
Tell me five fun things you can do in GTA V.
43bca5 No.14691749
>>14691700
I remember whining that IV has nothing to do, then lo and behold 5 years later, V manages to be far more underwhelming.
At least IV had fun physics to fuck around with and a memorable, well crafted city. The map is another thing, it's huge sure but it's boring. SA's map was technically smaller but was far more packed with three cities, at least a dozen small towns and a diverse array of environments.
V lacked that feeling of longetivity I would get from each GTA game prior. Like, even a budget recycled asset GTA like LCS had far more to do and was more atmospheric. I got bored with V a week after the release.
Also the fictional cars in IV are some of the best I've seen in a video game period, great application of artistic license, very detailed to the point they sometimes reuse them in GTA Online updates and they look far better than the all new ones.
104173 No.14691754
>>14691737
>Tell me five fun things you can do in GTA V.
In comparison to IV you mean?
1.) Mod you cars at LS Customs
2.) Take them offloading in the desert
3.) Hunt wild animals out in the woods
4.) Fucking airplanes
5.) Robbing 24/7s
Its still a shallow as fuck experience. But V is infinitely better than IV
97863a No.14691763
>>14691737
Also, one of the updates for Online fucks with cutscenes in story mode and causes missing weapon attachments/mags in them. I think it was 1.34 patch which shit the bed. Years after and Rockstar doesn't give a fuck about it anymore or doesn't know how to fix it.
391e9d No.14691764
>>14691696
It's just cuckchanners and redditors shitposting. GTA V was amazing and was GOTY for me
ce00c4 No.14691780
>>14691763
No he's just using a 5 round magazine because he's in Cucknadia :^)
04f0f8 No.14691788
>>14691754
1.) Mod you cars at LS Customs
>And still have them behave the exact same
2.) Take them offloading in the desert
>with railroad physics
3.) Hunt wild animals out in the woods
>and get a wanted level as soon as you fire your suppressed weapon, with cops homing in on you like Oblivion guards
4.) Fucking airplanes
I'll give you half a point for that because they're there, but they're way too easy to fly and way too slow
5.) Robbing 24/7s
>robbing a store for pocket change and a bag of skittles resulting in half an hour of Oblivion guard rubberband cops
>fun activity
c28048 No.14691800
>>14691764
t. Corporate cocksucker
97863a No.14691804
>>14691780
I wish Rockstar was that clever. They simply don't give enough fuck to fix it.
cb61d0 No.14691819
>>14691709
They don't. There's the main story and that's it. You want to collect shit? Go play a fucking RPG. You want to do a thousand helicopter jumps or races? Come on.
104173 No.14691827
>>14691788
>implying running from the cops isn't part of the fun
Also there's always disabling wanted levels in director mode but that only makes the experience feel even more shallow
I also like how they tried giving airplanes turbulence even if its just superficial shaking and rattling of the plane sometimes
>>14691763
Rockstar REALLY fucked up when re-creating the Cirrus Vision airplane.
The Real Cirrus has a single jet engine that goes between the stabilizers. In order to avoid any infringements, Rockstar put 2 jet engines underneath the stabilizers instead. Which wouldn't work in real life do to jet turbulence and thermal stress on the rear stabilizers
234331 No.14691830
>>14691638
also remember they had criminals in jail to do the voices, so they basically got free labor, but disguised it as "we wanted that authentic criminal feel to the characters"
fc73af No.14691840
>>14691696
This. It has about as much to as the other games if not more. I never really understood the popularity of GTA outside that multiplayer mod for San Andreas.
70306c No.14691865
>>14691780
I thought North Yankton = North Dakota?
c93a78 No.14691868
>>14691830
Do you have a source on that?
28b2dd No.14691878
Mark should just ban posting until cuckchan is online again.
234331 No.14691888
>>14691868
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/127486-Rockstar-Uses-Actual-Gang-Members-for-GTA-V-Voice-Acting
Rockstar_Hired_Real_Gangsters_And_Criminals_To_Do_Voice_Acting_For_GTA_V
https://please use archive.is2013/9/4/4693052/gta-v-features-real-gang-members-as-voice-actors
04f0f8 No.14691894
>>14691878
That would honestly be a good idea.
f2fbcd No.14691897
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14691888
Did they get this guy?
104173 No.14691899
>>14691888 (heil'd)
I'm sure they got time off community service during their parole
ce00c4 No.14691901
>>14691878
Doesn't sound too bad. Lately all I've been seeing is system wars and constant GoW threads. But of course this kike wants the most activity so he'll take what he can get.
28b2dd No.14691908
>>14691894
>>14691901
I mean look at this shit >>14691888 trying to post URLs known by everyone else to be archivable, it's just too obvious
104173 No.14691921
>>14691908
I also just noticed he linked directly to escapist. Jesus Christ
04f0f8 No.14691931
>>14691908
>Even acknowledging that irredeemable nigger infested faghole exists
I sure hope they don't stay here. Shitposting isn't half as fun if 2/3rds of your fellow posters have Down's syndrome and can't stop stuffing their throats with nigger dicks.
f5793c No.14691935
For being Scottish the devs sure got the feeling of being in California right.
234331 No.14691961
>>14691908
yeah, should have archived, my bad.
75af38 No.14692093
>>14691623
At least in IV & the expansions you could actually rampage and fuck with the police without getting instantly headshotted even if it controlled sloppy.
And the multiplayer in the IV series, though barebones, was actually fun to fuck with people in freeroam if you knew the city layout well.
V had the characters & vehicles control better, But made these aspects of the game not matter much anymore because they sucked much of the fun out of the game in the design choices they made.
104173 No.14692147
>>14691935
That's because it was developed at Rockstar San Diego. Not Rockstar North
9d8960 No.14692196
>>14692147
It was in reality developed by a little of every Rockstar studio, to be fair.
70f0ab No.14692287
>>14691819
>There's the main story and that's it
Yes, missions.
>You want to collect shit? Go play a fucking RPG. You want to do a thousand helicopter jumps or races? Come on.
What? So you're agreeing with me?
9d8960 No.14692316
>>14692287
There's a paltry 69 missions in the game, strangers and freaks missions are included in that 69 number, beinging the pure number of main story missions down to like 40ish or 50ish.
It was a really underwhelming game that feels like it was retconned late in development.
The strangers and freaks missions were pretty garbage as well, for the large part. Trevor had some good ones with his bounty hunting and minutemen questlines, but they were too short and not repeatable, otherwise a super drab game.
aef6cd No.14692350
>>14692093
>that fucking picture
that was done on purpose wasn't it?
9d8960 No.14692623
>spend huge resources on the prison (art/space/audio/time)
>full of genuine prisoner dialog
>cannot enter prison or interact in any way during single player game
>barely interact with it in Online either
It's almost like GTA V was designed almost entirely by 5 year olds from Reddit.
2e7725 No.14692644
That is what happens when the shareholders demand micro transactions and multiplayer focus.
I am not kidding. They were planning single player DLC and that got shut down by the suits.
1f6d6c No.14692665
Why in the ass do you still want to discuss this shit heap?
9d8960 No.14692690
>>14692644
Source? What was the DLC going to be?
061f10 No.14692695
>>14691594
>rockstar buys reviews,propaganda,commercials e.t.c to make gta v sound like the best game ever created
>everybody buys into the hype and stop even critizing all the massive flaws the game has
2e7725 No.14692713
>>14692690
I was told these things by devfags in voice chat when HDTF was launching. Seemed plausible to me and ofc they did not name names.
061f10 No.14692747
>>14691594
>Hand to hand combat in gta V is absolutely horrible,a lot worse than both gta san andreas and gta IV
>you cant climb in the way you used to in the previous games,climbing mechanics in this game are absolute shit(but muh stairs xd)
>cant pick things up anymore(literally what reason to get rid of this)
>the map is literally completely fucking empty and boring as shit
>there is virtually almost no interiors in the game
>theres no more restaurants,gyms,bars,nightclubs and a bunch of other shit they decided to get rid of
>story is mediocre
>characters like michael,franklin are bland and trevor was just created for "the ultimate edgy xd,hes a psychopath with a soft heart xd"
>driving is unrealistic and the cars damage is laughable
>the police is completely fucking neurotic to a point it actually gets in the way of your enjoyment of the game
>all the fake in game media(such has the internet,tv) is nowhere as good as gta iv.not only is it toned down a lot but its not even funny
>comedy is mediocre
>bunch of characters like lazlow,gta stories characters got turned into a joke
>all this fun side activities got turned into shit like yoga,edgy parachuting and other boring shit
>missions that take forever to complete and give you nothing of worth after completed
>most of the contacts are useless,cant be deleted and there is no fun activities to do together with other characters
88e208 No.14692877
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
It may not have been perfect but it should have been built upon instead of being castrated.
061f10 No.14692884
>>14692877
thank for posting this
d8e76b No.14692908
>>14691696
>>14691714
>hurr durr no reason to like
>literally the only reason is because you don't like open world
Time to bite the bait.
I bought it on console to play with my friend, then pirated it on PC.
It is a fun sandbox game and online was once fun as well, but when you think of it as a GTA game, unless you're a "muh graphics" whore, there's just other better games on the series, depending on what you want.
>Characters
The three characters thing was something I thought might be retarded, but they could possibly do it well.
They didn't.
Other GTA games are engaging and the story fun because of the character. You had this great arc where you start with nothing and grow stronger, being betrayed by some faggots, while the real friends stay close.
It might be repetitive, sure, but when you change the whole setting and how it's done it just motivates you to do shit. Be it CJ helping his brothers then taking over the whole fucking town, Tommy Vercetti being yelled at by his boss because the faggot fucked a deal up and then taking the whole town and killing the boss, or even fucking Niko, the migrant that gets contacts and grows more powerful.
On GTA V you have
-Cuck McGee
A rich fuck that fucks up. You start at the max and the game is about paying a debt with no change in your life other than a bit of extra money.
-Random Squee XD
A randumb retard that lives in a trailer, doesn't change at all through the game and has a love story no one cares about, that's it.
-Nigger
The best of the three characters, a nigger that wants to leave the ghetto, and he eventually does get a nice big house and fucks off. Still, he's too much of a innocent uncorrupted dindu faggot, not someone you want to have as the protagonist of a crime game.
>physics
Completely shit. Drive into a wall at 300mp/h, back up a bit then be on your merry way to lose half of your health because you jumped too early and the retard just flopped around and hit his head instead of grabbing the fucking ledge of whatever. Not even the buggy but fun one GTA IV had.
>guns
You have online-only fireworks guns, as well as a bunch of random guns that are not impressive in the slightest. Remember the fun you had beating people with flowers or a dildo? Remember the power you felt when you found a minigun laying around? Fuck you, buy my shark cards.
>cars
The best part of the game, yet the driving is complete shit. It's like they took everything that made pre-IV games unfun and mixed it with what made IV unfun.
>missions
GTA missions were never that impressive, what made them good is the story that, again, is now bland and not interesting.
>extra content
Oh boy, I can't wait to play golf and do yoga on a fucking GTA game. How can they fuck up the one thing that made the game fun? Rob a taxi then drift around for money, rob a cop car then run criminals over or shoot them with a machine gun for cash and extras, hell, you could even throw in a "muh violent police" commentary in. What happened to fun?
>customization
How nice, I can change my clothes and hair and have a realistic chance the AI will decide to just change it again! I don't even have to worry about exercising, getting fat or learning new fighting moves ever again!
>online
The one fucking part of the game that could be fun, but was ruined by shark kikes. You could just let players fuck around with friends on private servers, but no, muh server costs that I won't tell how much costs, but I swear is like a gazillion dollars.
11ce73 No.14692912
>>14692747
Add to that
>What fun side activities are still around are significantly decreased in number. (e.g. only 5 rampages as opposed to the 20 in GTA III)
061f10 No.14692934
>>14692912
>>14692912
i was fooled into buying this game,i cant believe i wasted 70 euros on this shit.
i was thinking i would go to the hood learn some boxing in the gym,customize my character in detail and get him ripped as fuck like in san andreas,then go larp in nightclubs,bars and all sorts of fun interiors and shit,buy a bunch of houses all over the city and play in an amazing simulator/also interact a lot with npcs and shit
boy was i mistaken
d8e76b No.14692946
>>14691696
>>14691714
>>14692908
>GTA missions were never that impressive, what made them good is the story that, again, is now bland and not interesting.
Actually, scratch that. I was talking about how missions in general aren't that much if you don't consider the story, but not even that is correct.
San Andreas had moments of pure fucking fun,like breaking through a fucking wall with a fucking BTR then storming the building guns blazing to kill the fat fuck that betrayed you.
Vice City had you jumping over a building on a bike to steal another bike.
On IV you don't have as many of those moments because of retarded scripted sequences, like shooting a car that won't blow up because he's scripted to stay ahead and take no damage.
V ramped that up to 11. Take the heist mission, go to the cutscene spot, press the button to start the cutscene then go back to the bland shooting and boring driving with the uninteresting characters.
b6a5f0 No.14692947
>>14691615
t. underage that has never played old R* games
e57fd5 No.14692958
>>14692747
I remember a mission you have to take Michael's wife's son to the not mcdonalds, my health was really low so I figured I could quickly go inside and buy a burger to recover my health, I was really surprised you couldn't even enter the building. That's when I realized GTAV was a huge downgrade being celebrated only for the prerelease hype it generated.
e31ca0 No.14692971
>>14692908
>>14692946
>we had the Johnny die to/because of Trevor
Burning Trevor is like being Jesus himself.
061f10 No.14692976
>>14692958
i got a lot of shit from people since i didnt think the game was that good from the very first time i finished it(early on release) with all the hype around
but this game is legit very overrated,you are right there is barely no interiors in this game,like almost none unlike in gta 4 when you had literally intire apartments for you to visit/lurk around in
c121cf No.14693068
>>14691680
I enjoyed IV and not V because:
A: the combat's a lot worse with the removal of euphoria physics and weaker feeling weapons
B: the cars have gone from "kinda unwieldy" to "we arr drive same"
C: the missions are even more scripted
D: the writing's gone from melodramatic and a bit dry to really mean spirited and gay
061f10 No.14693220
f5793c No.14694917
0d0c8a No.14695013
>>14691594
gala gala gala gala gala gala gala…
455e27 No.14695048
>>14691673
It better be pickled onion flavoured Monster Munch.
0d0c8a No.14695107
>>14695013
based "gala gala gala gala gala gala gala…" poster
9d8960 No.14695157
>>14695048
What have they done to the Irn-Bru, lads?!
8a65ee No.14695190
>>14695157
He's fine anon, they just lobotomized his sugar is all.
f5793c No.14695210
>>14691673
Ana third wen on fried Mars bars, a true Scotsman's nosh that is
2cac69 No.14695389
>>14692316
>spic propaganda
>good
The minutemen missions were shit
9d8960 No.14695548
>>14695389
I meant up until the last one, obviously. The concept was good, at least. What I would have liked is repeatable border patrol missions where you just keep catching immigrants and turning them in.
They would probably need to throw in seaparate missions where you could help illegals cross as well (cuck Michael would be perfect for that), to sate Antifa, even though that would not sate them.
58380f No.14695555
>>14695548
please go home.
9d8960 No.14695665
>>14695555
I'm just being realistic, the shitstorm would have been ridiculous if they just released border patrol missions alone, 99% of players would do border patrol instead anyway.
061464 No.14695673
>>14695389
Whenever someone says GTA takes both sides, I just point to the minutemen shit. I hope their wives are raped and murdered by the illegals they're helping bring in.
9d8960 No.14695919
>>14695673
It does what all liberal satire does to appear objective, attacks the actual fundamentals and values of the right, while attacking the extremists and buffoonery of the left.
It never actually attacks core leftist values, it just attacks the characters (Hillary Clinton) or the lifestyle fads.
489459 No.14695927
>>14691827
It's still maximum comfy to fly, and surprisingly fast as well.
3f4b12 No.14695984
>>14695389
Trevor is a fucking awful character. For a raging psychopath he's too big of a cuck to be taken seriously. White knighting for women and muh poor Spics. Disgusting.
9d8960 No.14695999
>>14695984
To be fair he looks kinda Spic. Must be some kind of mutt genes.
4ff5f3 No.14696070
>>14691737
>>half of their budget went to the shitty online mode
The online mode wasn't so bad before the robberies, it's hard to appreciate it when you play it alone but with friends you have hours of fun in front of you!
my friends and I would hunt niggers, look for black players and kill them non-stop until they disconnected. we called it Nigger-hunters event!It's funny to hear them scream into their mic
061464 No.14696113
The online would be pretty great were it not for the most ridiculous hacker infestation seen since CS 1.6 and developers who are perfectly fine with just randomly destroying or banning legitimate accounts when trying to address hacking. I quit when they reset my money to $0 to "fix" the damage done to my account by modders. I had $25M legit saved up for the next content patch including $10M from the heists achievement and I'd been super careful to not spend any of the extra money modders had been forcing into accounts. All gone. The modders had failed to stop me, I played through that hell. It took the developers to ruin me. No fucking way I was going to stick around like a cuck after that.
ba0855 No.14697932
>>14691680
This guy gets it. The only way someone could enjoy 4 over 5 is if they're just being a contrarian faggot. The driving in 4 was hot garbage, cars wallowed around like a ship in high seas and even the sport cars like the Coquette would damn near flip over in even low speed turns.
0d3dc7 No.14697938
ad983a No.14702965
>>14691623
>[GTAV] was a step too far
How? The game seemed pretty mild.
>>14692350
Yeah.
>>14691830
Classic, cunt.
>>14691680
>Niko can break payphones just by walking into them
>you can't break payphones just by walking into them
It's because you're not slav.
>>14691680
>Nostalgia faggotry will tell you Vice City and SA were different
Yeah, not gonna lie but GTA is literally a game where you play as a criminal. Why do people become criminals? Because the work is simple; kill people you're tired of, steal things if you want them; the middle-man is cut out in criminal work. Crime games can't really be extremely complex unless you're palying a completely immersive crime syndicate game where you rise up and actually have to deal with the stress that comes from evading authorities, it wouldn't sell as good.
>>14691737
>>people were flying planes into the military base to steal jets, dodging the SAMs
>>Kikestar didn't like this
>>now your rear rudder explodes if you fly over the military base
You're joking me, cunt. Really, why would they take out the most enjoyable part of GTAO? Because they want you to play THEIR MINIGAMES?
>>14691754
Fun things to do in GTAV: My Opinion to Your Opinion Edition;
<1.) Mod you cars at LS Customs
It's more of the same; clicking for autismo-fingers.
<2.) Take them offloading in the desert
Driving fast down mountains is more fun than that.
<3.) Hunt wild animals out in the woods
<4.) Fucking airplanes
>5.) Robbing 24/7s
>V is infinitely better than IV
When are we going to stop having Anti-Shilling GTAV threads? There's always at least one in the catalogue and it's always the same shit. Can we just lock them from now on? We get the idea and everything that's been discussed has already been discussed in an identical thread before.
ebcdd5 No.14703001
I love GTA. I can't think of a single other game that lets me chase another real person playing the game around an open world map based on a real city that has moments like these. I've had about a million moments in GTA Online that felt like they were out of a movie.
b51642 No.14703023
>>14703001
>I've had about a million moments in GTA Online that felt like they were out of a movie.
Shit movies, maybe. Your video would be a lot more impressive if the guy couldn't just drive his nigh-intact and perfectly-functional car away after a wreck like that.
ebcdd5 No.14703041
>>14703023
>I want a game the revolves around breaking into military bases and stealing jets and flying around in flying DeLoreans and Batmobiles to be realistic
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
e0016e No.14703060
>>14703001
>It's just like a action movie xDDDDD
You know what else action movies are known for? Being vapid shit. Go back to where you came from, reddit.
ebcdd5 No.14703068
>>14703060
Switch IPs again friend-o, you've almost convinced me to stop liking a game I enjoy. I bet if you pretend to be just 1 more person you'll win.
ad983a No.14703080
>>14703060
>You know what else action movies are known for? Being vapid shit.
f3ab5f No.14703126
>>14691696
>South Park teir "topical" (((humor)))
>unlikable protagonists
>forced and inappropriate attempts at drama
>gets boring fast after the first couple shooting sprees
As for GTA5 in particular
>cuck
>edgy meme man character which speaks to what the creators think of their fanbase
Though it was innovative to have a third protagonist that wasn't human. That was pretty interesting for five seconds.
>boring plot and keeps coming back up
Also >>14691737 and >>14691749
I don't remember the humor or characters being as cringe in IV but maybe those are the rose tinted glasses.
5cd92c No.14703163
>>14703041
>trying to divert attention from real complaints with some strawman shit
What's the point of a car chase if one car can flip over and crash, and then still be fine? It's a chase that you can't win. It's pointless.
ebcdd5 No.14703198
>>14703163
Most of the time the chase ends when the chaser gets close enough to the chasee to get a sticky on him and blow up his car. I like just letting them get going again and go back to chasing them. In 99% of the cases that would've been game over right there cause if I was anyone else he would've gotten his car blown up.
d8e76b No.14703242
>>14702965
>You're joking me, cunt. Really, why would they take out the most enjoyable part of GTAO? Because they want you to play THEIR MINIGAMES?
Because they want you to buy shark cards and then pay a gazillion IRL dollars for the jets.
b51642 No.14703258
>>14703198
>the only way to conclude a car chase is with an instant-win mechanic
Top quality game design.
ebcdd5 No.14703268
>>14703258
What a stupid fucking argument. How do you expect to win a car chase? It's not like the car chase is an actual part of the game, it's not like they set up start and finish points or anything. You just randomly decide to start chasing someone and it ends when you either quit or get blown up. LOL, what the fuck do you expect to happen?
b51642 No.14703290
>>14703268
>How do you expect to win a car chase?
By catching them. You're the one prattling on about how GTA can be so movie-like, yet it can't even do a movie-like car chase correctly. No one's gonna have it end with smashing into another car or wall and tearing into a dozen parts as it flips end-over-end down the road before crashing to a stand-still. That's movie-like. They can't crash their car into something and thus prevent them from running anymore because cars are just glorified bricks that go go go until their HP reaches zero. So the only way to stop them in the game is to lob a bomb on them. Boring and repetitive, just like you.
Please leave, RIDF.
4faa8a No.14703323
oh god…
OH GOD
2013 was half a decade ago.
047077 No.14703337
>>14703323
nice, I've been a NEET for half a decade.
4aaea5 No.14703376
>>14691935
>the devs sure got the feeling of being in California right
SoCalfag here. Not really. GTA V tries to condense so much "iconic Los Angeles" shit into such a tiny city area that it feels like an even less accurate version of LA than San Andreas. Even though it was smaller, the LA area was much more sprawling and accurate in San Andreas and managed to better capture the "feel" of SoCal. There were so many areas that were completely neglected or outright omitted that could have filled so much of that wasted map space. The city is crammed together, the freeway system is tiny, Malibu is practically non-existent and much of actual interesting areas of LA that would suit a crime game like GTA are ridiculously tiny in V. The San Fernando Valley alone (right above where GTA's LA ends) is huge and visually diverse and could have provided another interesting area to dick around in, and would have fit perfectly in that huge empty area above Los Santos and they wouldn't have even had to sacrifice their precious desert and mountain areas to fit it in. The only part that's even remotely accurate is the Santa Monica/Venice beach area, and even that its only a fraction of what it could have been. Even the weather system sucks. It rains far too often in game and doesn't even try to convey some of the scorching heat we can get in the city. Even PS2 San Andreas had an effect for that.
ebcdd5 No.14703666
>>14703290
Jesus Christ you no fun faggot, I'm making up my own game within a game. Do you have any idea how retardedly annoying it would be to have your car ruined in one wreck in GTA, it would destroy the gameplay, you'd never be able to finish a single mission to make money because your vehicle would constantly be getting wrecked by all the 12 year old niggers running around in free roam, you'd never be able to finish the mission. How have you made it this far in life without killing yourself yet?
f2d3ac No.14703842
If you want to have fun in GTA V, you could download the LSPDFR mod
fe7342 No.14703848
>>14703376
>and doesn't even try to convey some of the scorching heat we can get in the city. Even PS2 San Andreas had an effect for that.
SA had an extremely exaggerated effect that was acceptable on ps2 though
fe7342 No.14703855
>>14691935
also i need to agree with >>14703376, i live in new york and gta 4 never captured the vibe of new york to me, it looked like it but it didn't feel like it. part of that has something to do with the horrendous gray filter, though.
e0016e No.14703865
>>14703068
>Literally everyone who disagrees with me ever on anything is a VPN
If you legitimately bend to this degree of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that others agree with you why are you even on this site in the first place? Because you enjoy the game doesn't mean it isn't shit, reddit, it just means you have shit taste as well. Go back.
87e962 No.14703975
>>14691594
GTA has always been shit and Rockstar and just as horrible as EA. The sooner people realize this the better.
b51642 No.14703987
>>14703666
>Jesus Christ you no fun faggot, I'm making up my own game within a game.
>Satan loves a game so empty he has to play make-believe in it just to find any fun
60607e No.14703989
>>14691594
>Thought it was Midnight Club Los Angeles from the thumbnail and got excited
Fuck you OP you faggot.
03934a No.14704003
>>14691594
>$300 million
$250 million of that was the marketing budget. The only game that actually had $100m+ spent on its development and not the marketing is Shekel Yidizen.
9087a8 No.14704011
>>14703975
>GTA has always been shit
Go bait somewhere else underage.
885115 No.14704012
I don't understand is this a general complains against the GTA franchise or just GTAV?
Because it's as full, if not more, than every other GTA was.
fe7342 No.14704015
>>14703989
the thumbnail is clearly gta 5 and not mcla retard
b51642 No.14704017
>>14704012
>Because it's as full, if not more, than every other GTA was.
Full of what
fe7342 No.14704020
885115 No.14704022
>>14704017
Interesting locations and random events.
7d9303 No.14704027
>>14704017
Microtransactions.
ebcdd5 No.14704036
>>14704017
He's right. You just have to play online and actually get into it. It has a decent amount of depth to be quite honest. All the various business you can own and shit.. It goes full RPG basically, and it's easily the best real world RPG out there.The amount of detail they put into even the inside of a weed growing business is insane. It has a full staff of NPCs going around tending to the plants, which grow and get harvested as time progresses, stuff moves around the building, they take breaks and shit. Little things like the city busses actually having routes and schedules add to it the experience too. There's all kinds of shit you start realizing once you actually start sinking the time in.
6bd000 No.14704053
>>14697932
<No no no, don't you get it!? Cars are supposed to roll and slide around like they have lifted Chinesium springs and tires of pure vulcanized banana peel. Even high-tech modern day sports cars!
V's system wasn't perfect by any means of the imagination, plus they toned down the damage model significantly in addition to capping every car to 120 MPH, but holy fuck the number of apologists that have since deluded themselves into thinking IV's driving physics were in any way good is fucking laughable. The only cars that handle similar to the ones in IV in real life are 70s landyachts with tires worn through to the wire.
>>14703060
>action movies
>reddit
>posting NostalgiaCucktic
>>>/reddit/
Not even a suggestion, just fucking go. You can talk about all your favorite superhero, adventure and Jewish "comedy" flicks there. Maybe even watch an episode or two of SoyPaul or Bill Nu-e to completely destroy those last digits of your personal T-Count.
fe7342 No.14704062
>>14704053
you're mentally disabled
6648d3 No.14704792
>>14691635
>complex driving system
>the car is a block of ice on a street of ice sliding without any actual physics concept
This is nu/v/ where the old shitty game become better becasue the new one is even more shitty
6f3e77 No.14706534
>>14691691
Nah you're cancer. Play games yourself, turbotist
04f0f8 No.14706687
>>14704053
>The only cars that handle similar to the ones in IV in real life are 70s landyachts with tires worn through to the wire
You're hilarious. Every single vehicle in GTA IV has ridiculous amounts of grip compared to real life with sports tires. You vastly overestimate how quickly you can take a corner IRL and you vastly underestimate how fast you're going in GTA.
You have obviously never done any spirited driving IRL or you'd know this.
Get in your car and take a corner at an intersection at 30mph, then come back and flap your whore mouth about how cars handle.
The same can be said about >>14704792 and any of the unbearable niggerfaggots that whine about cars "not having enough grip" in GTA IV. It's the exact opposite. In GTA IV, every vehicle has magical slicks that never hydroplane. In GTA V, every car is a Chaparral 2J
What GTA IV did great was make you feel some of the momentum in driving, but then they blew it by having a vehicle's weight not affecting the handling characteristics in any way.
The funny part is that cars in GTA have had the same handling model since GTA III. The parameters have merely been tweaked to make cars behave differently in different games.
5f16c4 No.14706742
>hurr muh mods gta IV best GTA
V is a better base game.
Online is highly playable without dropping a single dime on muh microtransactions. GTAV online is a better game than GTA IV altogether.
5096b0 No.14706781
Is it just me or is there a massive amount of shilling for GTAV in this thread?
ebcdd5 No.14706795
Is it just me or is there a massive amount of shilling against GTAV in this thread?
ef2edf No.14706816
I remember when GTA was still a game series and not a gangster soap opera simulator VN with a shallow open world attached just for the sake of it.
6b5eaa No.14706837
>>14706816
Gimme your wallet!
cf6393 No.14706840
>>14691594
>How can a game developed on a budget of $300 million be so empty and fucking shallow?
That's the definition of an open world game. It's a large space with very little to do in it and the player is expected to use LE POWER OF IMAGINATION to make it fun because the developers couldn't be assed to make a game that was actually fun.
84a2a7 No.14706844
>>14691764
The police alone single handily ruin the game.
You go into the wild with a silenced rifle to "hunt game" like they fucking advertised, and you get cops locked on your location driving through the wilds to you.
Its annoying shit.
Also the degen, cars disappear constantly.
Money is fucking nowhere until post game, which makes you fucking go through boring mission after boring mission.
There are like a grand total of 3 "heists" where most the people you meet to help out are after the main heists are completed.
The story is also non-sensical.
I figured once the cuck husband had the acid trip and got abducted, he would be more willing to let shit go and stop worrying about his shitty ass family.
But nope, MUH WIFE CHEATS ON ME CONSTANTLY FOR THE SMALLEST INFRACTION BUT I STILL WUV HER!!1<3
MY SON IS A WHINY WANNABE WIGGER, WHO FOR SOME REASON DOESN'T RESPECT HIS FATHER AN ACTUAL CRIMINAL
A WHORE OF A DAUGHTER WHO WILL COAL BURN AND LIVE IN A TRAILER THE REST HER LIFE WITH A RETARDED PATATO MULATTO.
The nigger is actually the most sympathetic character, with well fleshed out motives.
Half his plot is getting hung up on niggers doing dumb nigger shit which results in no profit despite a ton of risk.
Then he meets the two poorly written cliches and after that he starts to lose relevance.
He also has the comfiest house.
136b31 No.14706977
>>14704792
I've always liked IV, the biggest criticisms I agree with is the barebones multiplayer, crap driving physics, and the gritty boring colors. God forbid if you try to drive a speedbike in the game, let alone a motorcycle. Shooting is the best, there is plenty to do, and the story is pretty solid. But let's be honest, Vice City is the best game of em allSan Andreas being a close second.
136b31 No.14707005
>>14706742
Who the fuck is talking about GTAIV mods?
>V is a better base game
>Talks and compares only the multiplayer to IV
72c402 No.14707014
this whole thread is fucking garbage.
136b31 No.14707023
>>14706781
Hello newfag, while you are here try to use the term "shill" correctly, plus most anons on 8/v/ have always disliked V.
Oh and go back to whatever shithole you came from.
9e8d6c No.14707077
>>14703337
Damn senpai, good luck and God speed
11b9e9 No.14711997
>>14706795
It must be some grand cospiracy. It can't be that GTA V is the worst installment in the franchise and you have shit taste.
5891c9 No.14716576
>>14691865
Yankton SD is like 15,000 people at most
and my birthplace. eerie tbh.
04c0ce No.14717269
they completely screwed up the pedestrian ai in my opinion especially in comparison to IV.
c16d24 No.14717686
>>14703126
>South Park teir "topical" (((humor)))
Shit that's another point I hated.
GTA III was set in then-present but other than a few dotcom boom jokes and cheap late 90s music and so on it was rather timeless. GTA IV somehow managed to be less obnoxious than V but already sewn the seeds, "present day satire" is fucking shit. That's why I preferred the period games, I'd rather make fun of long gone decades in a lighthearted way which ironically makes the games age far better because they were based on periods already dated. Sadly the fanbase is too polluted nowadays with kids who don't want anything else than MUH CURRENT YEAR and want GTA to make LOL DRUMPF jokes.
2ec93d No.14717703
V Online is fun with friends.
Also i modeled my Dude after my Driving Instructor (whos an old dude) and i have a good laugh now and then thinking about him doing all the stuff i do ingame
7d13ac No.14717707
>>14717703
>V Online is fun with friends
So is just about any game. Not much of a statement.
5ee219 No.14717716
>>14717686
This. I'm generally against writing any story set "today," because what defines "today" may be different "tomorrow." At least set it a few years ago, just 5 years can make all the difference. Personally, period pieces are a lot more fun an interesting than seeing more of the shit I already see every day now.
>>14717703
>V Online is fun with friends.
Everything is fun with friends.
e7b51f No.14723980
>>14691594
Because it sold on hype alone.
f4167a No.14730981
>>14717716
>Everything is fun with friends.
What about Aids?
780014 No.14732950
>>14697932
>>14704053
>The driving in 4 was hot garbage
you niggers need to learn how to drive
7d13ac No.14733203
>>14732950
This. Was better than V with the fucking hot wheels controls.
370d59 No.14733216
>>14732950
The fuck does that even mean? Are you implying GTA IVs handling is closer to real life? Of all the cars I've driven the ONLY ONE that can come close to the same feeling as GTA IVs floaty mess was a C platform New Yorker. GTA Vs and GTA IVs handling are both garbage for different reasons. I agree Vs handling is complete garbage because Rockstar didn't give any of the cars any real difference in terms of handling. Driving a shitbox feels the same as driving a supercar. I WANT a shitbox to feel like a shitbox, so I can relate to the world better and so the supercars actually feel special. One thing I do give GTA IV credit for is the shitboxes actually do feel like shitboxes. But it becomes the opposite issue where cars that shouldn't feel floaty as fuck do. There's no in-between. You either get land barges or you get Hotwheels toy cars
7d13ac No.14733246
>>14733216
Thing is while IV's driving had issues it wasn't streamlined to be as simple as possible. If you flipped your car you weren't patted on the back and flipped upright and if you went off a ramp incorrectly you weren't able to adjust it mid air. In the end land barges>toy cars.
370d59 No.14733253
>>14733246
>If you flipped your car you weren't patted on the back and flipped upright and if you went off a ramp incorrectly you weren't able to adjust it mid air.
I will admit that shit is completely retarded and inexcusable. Your mistakes need to have consequences in that regard.
26d317 No.14733530
I reinstaled GTA IV and honestly Nico is best protagonist of whole GTA series
f4167a No.14741086
>>14733530
>can't even spell his name right
191cae No.14741114
>>14691594
>They never bother to put in cool minigames or features like a video arcade that you can actually enter with arcade machines you can play
>You can't even enter most of the buildings
>You can't swell to 400 pounds in a day from eating Cluckin Bell over and over again
>No cool easter eggs or fun weapons
>Can't buy real estate
It's all been downhill since San Andreas.
7d13ac No.14743444
>>14741457
>LOL
hi reddit. He's not wrong ,the games have gotten worse, but for different reasons. Primarily the fact that the stories/missions are garbage and the gameplay is generally worse. Especially the Multiplayer, which has some of the most cancerous "play fair" rules I've seen in a long time.
4ac588 No.14743492
>>14741457
>LOL
Hello reddit.
994b5f No.14744005
Back then before GTA V came out I was expecting it to have gang wars like in GTA SA, but it didn't so I thought it was shit. GTAV's story was also crappy. I tried to speed run it by skipping all the cutscenes and I noticed that only a handful of missions had actual gameplay aside from driving around, and there was LOTS of driving around. I really dig the shooting in this game, too bad they didn't leave any endgame gameplay like gang wars for after you finish the shitty story. There's literally nothing to do.
7d13ac No.14744073
>>14744005
>I really dig the shooting in the game
It's a shame that's one of the things IV did objectively better.
c16d24 No.14745131
>>14744005
The whole game shifts Franklin's ghetto life into him getting that fancy house rather abruptly, there's a reason for that - cut content (like someone finding a prototype with SHITTONS of unused mission dialogue) reveals that there was going to be far more ghetto missions with Franklin's transition to high life going more smoothly.
>>14744073
Yeah, ironic that they give you a shitton of weapons, more than any GTA before but it just feels pointless because they all feel the same. Just like the cars, I guess.
I can complain about vehicles more too - there's more than any GTA to date but the variety is shit. Too many sports and luxury cars, far too few normal cars. Poor niggaz should be driving 90s hoopties in 2013, not mint condition 60s muscle cars and Maseratis.
f4167a No.14753975
>>14745821
Because it's shit.
ce08c8 No.14757313
f04166 No.14757812
>>14733530
CJ>Niko>Victor>Tommy>Johnny>Tony>Franklin>Trever>Michael>shit>Luis
Claude has no personality so he can't be ranked, neither can the guys from 1, 2 and London.
96460b No.14757846
>>14691638
For every dollar they admit to spending there's at least 10 that they get out of putting on record thanks to legal technicalities. This entire series just looks like a money laundering operation for Hollywood and the music industry at this point.
76105c No.14757965
>>14757812
CJ was a shitty, incredibly bland and uninteresting protagonist, being in the best game in the series doesn't add any points to his character.
e8b727 No.14758302
>>14757812
CJ wasn't niggery enough to be taken seriously. For a gangbanging thug he was a huge moralfag. Tommy was the best protagonist in the series. What we need is more cold, calculating sociopaths like him. Those make for great GTA protagonists.
96460b No.14758320
>>14758302
Moralfaggotry isn't even half of CJ's problems. His problem is that he's a clueless idiot who constantly does busywork for the other characters only to coincidentally get the help he needs after the fact. Tommy flat out states multiple times he only does what he does because he thinks everyone else in incompetent.
a8de8a No.14760844
All I fucking wanted was to be able to interact the environment more. Gun stores, Gas stations, clothing stores, and auto body shops are just about all that’s really given to the player. What purpose does a large detailed map serve when the only reward for traveling north to a town like paleto bay is to walk inside a shitty store with identical functions to every one of its copies. As for the multiplayer it’s a horrendous fucking daycare swamped by 14 year old spics/chinks speeding around in the ridiculous, and silly looking “supercars” that their favorite streamer uses, attempting to blow up anything in site with explosives. I had high hopes for RockStar, but instead I got shit shoveled into my face.
e7b51f No.14767812
>>14757812
Shit > Trevor > every other protagonist > luis
They all suck thouh.
6851d9 No.14769601
Let us all not forget that the main story of GTA V was almost entirely bit off from several movies, with Heat being the main one. The premise is nearly identical to it, even to a point in which they took A DIRECT SCENE FROM THE MOVIE, ripped off the same backstory of the black driver and gave it to Franklin, and made Michael a combination of both Al Pacino’s characters family issues and Robert Di Niro’s “Guy trying to get out of the game but wants one final score.” The shit is unoriginal, stolen, and blatantly disrespectful to people that have any sense. To top that all off? 69 fucking missions. Compared to SA’s 100, IV’s 88, and LCS’s 70. One of those was made for the fucking PSP. Out of those 69 missions, some of those are as simple as “Buy masks for crew” and some aren’t longer than 3 minutes. GTA V in the category in which a GTA game is supposed to shine is a shameful disgrace.
c16d24 No.14769790
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>>14769601
GTA V was the first GTA for me that lacked that feel of longevity. Like, I was done with it after a week and was all like "so, when's the next one?". Even IV which then was considered as lacking things to do got me hooked for years, exploring tiny details and fucking around with physics and so on.
I hardly remember any characters from it either. Hell, even the random peds are just soulless assholes while the likes of SA had so many funny lines.
c16d24 No.14769825
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>>14769790
(Let's not forget the street shitting ped either)
444f53 No.14769856
>>14703126
Kek, what a retarded opinion.
96460b No.14769901
>>14769790
>>14769825
The writing in general has been degenerating into just screaming and swearing after SA. As far as I can remember VC didn't have a single fuck in it yet it managed to have the most psychotic protagonist and probably the most threatening villain.
468996 No.14770038
>>14703001
And then someone shoots you through the walls with a hail of 6 undodgeable rockets from a mile away, and gets subsequently blown up by an explosive minigun from a jet he didn't see, hear or spot on the map.
GTA 5 is shit no matter how you spin it for your corporate overlords.
1d880c No.14770047
Vice City Stories was the best GTA.
814fa3 No.14770073
>>14769825
Thanks for posting it anon, I loved hearing GTA: SA civilians, especially when they hummiliated the nigger by saying how bad he smelled or how his tattoos looked like prison shit.
468996 No.14770082
>>14770073
>negro roleplay with racist dom
I have that fetish too.
c16d24 No.14770152
>>14770047
Man I wish the various features from Leeds-made GTA games could make it into the mainline titles like the VCS empire building or drug trade from Chinatown Wars.
It's a shame you can't create a quick budget game these days like you could in the PS2 era, Leeds had some more original gameplay ideas than North.
5ee219 No.14770426
>>14745821
>Well, nobody is “demanding” a female protagonist in GTA. The issue is what happens when you dare to ask “why not?”
Too bad they can't admit the real reasons why not.
3f165b No.14770519
>>14733530
>want to reinstall IV
>Rockstarofdavid gutted the soundtrack due to (((licensing issues)))
468996 No.14770715
>>14770519
>he paid for a post 2006 rockstar game
>he paid for a game that used GFWL
>he paid for gta 4
>he bought the steam version of a game with a physical version
The only one in the wrong here is you.
I bet you have a steam profile with cancerous text about how you're trying to make it as a photographer in san francisco or something and you have 2000 hours in some garbage like DOTA 2.
814fa3 No.14770753
>>14770715
I almost made the same mistake (I was going to buy it), fortunatelly I decided against it after double thinking.
b2df56 No.14771107
>>14706844
I've said it before, Franklin should definitely have been the sole protagonist of GTA V. Michael and Trevor was like B-movie tier nonsense, it was just dull and ridiculous. Trevor maybe would have made a good DLC protagonist, but Michael was useless and irrelevant. Just really dull and whiny, and his family were awful.
Franklin's story should have been 100x more fleshed out. There should have been far more Hood missions, this should have led to an all out gang war with the Ballas, culminating in executing Stretch for his treachery. After the Grove Street Massacre, where the Families reclaim Grove Street, Franklin should have been muscled by the FIB into taking down Vagos and Triads, and moving into the meth business and the redneck area, while also being forced to work with their man Michael.
Michael should have been a character in the vein of Lester at most, Trevor should have been absent from the main game and only referenced in hushed tones and with worried looks from Michael and Lester, until DLC.
ffeae9 No.14771148
>LA Noire's development cycle ensured that it will never get a sequel or spiritual successor in any capacity
>even though head and body tracking technology is infinitely more advanced now and far easier and cheaper to do
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING RELIVE THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION, THE 1930s AND '40s. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK.
b2df56 No.14771168
>>14771148
Yeah, 20s-50s America is so underused in the open world genre. There's huge potential for a GTA game in that era too, what with Prohibition and everything.
I think what actually killed LA Noire is more that it exposed (((them))) in Hollyweird before the public had the slightest fucking clue what was going on.
b2df56 No.14771195
>>14771107
>no missions involving putting a body in the trunk of a car with Lamar in the middle of the desert and having to drive and dump it while avoiding the trunk popping open.
>no Lamar talking nonsense and making crazy remarks during myriad missions
There could have been great times to be had with Lamar and his shenanigans, and the other characters from the Hood who we hear about and see on Lifeinvader. JB for example, we could have had to drive to get him a fix a few times, listening to his insane ramblings and crack addled bullshit.
We could have went and visited friends of Franklin's in Bolingbroke and performed missions for them on the outside (for example using a drone to pilot drugs into the prison for them, killing spic, nigger or white gang members on the outside). There should have been an external Aryan Brotherhood branch heavily involved in the meth business that Franklin had to take down.
This is the problem with GTA V and its character system. They robbed each character of any kind of fleshed out story and satisfactory arc. It was by far the most disappointing aspect of V.
468996 No.14771304
>>14770426
Not to mention no matter what people lie about it, women don't want to do hard labour nor are they capable of it most of the time.
My mother owns a growing trucking company, she currently has 50 trucks and I think 40something truckers.
This is a good example, because if I said my father did some batshit insane feminist would just say "w-well he was just rejecting women for being women!". But my mother is a woman and we all know women can't be mysogynistic.
So as the company is growing she is hiring more truckers, she says she has interviewed over 300 people during the lifetime of the company. Only one woman ever applied for the job, and she happened to get it. The moment she did news blew up and 3 different television stations were covering the great feminist achievement of women in trucking. My mother told me in private "I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people but they bring me profit so let them interrupt everyone's work if they want", and so as the manager I let them.
After that settled down the woman who got the trucking job left the company, she met me in my office I actually just play video games all day until someone knocks on the door and then asks a simple question I as the manager have to answer and said the job was too hard and she would like to leave. She stayed for about 1 week and a half more, it was when she ran out of deliveries assigned to her. I learned later she managed to charge the news stations for "exclusive" coverage and ended up with a small fortune, now she's in school hoping to get a qualification for a job that doesn't require hard labour.
b2df56 No.14771379
>>14771304
> I actually just play video games all day until someone knocks on the door and then asks a simple question I as the manager have to answer
And how much do you get paid for this "job" of yours?
dc451d No.14771402
>>14771148
>pinnacle of human civilization
>nazis
>communist uprisings worldwide
>the depression
am i being baited
37fce8 No.14771590
>>14771168
Any game set in 50s america will be BLACKS RACISM WOMEN WOMEN BLACKS RACISM WHITEPEOPLE BLACKS BLACKS WOMEN ABORTION REPUBLICANS RACIST COPS
7cf3d9 No.14771817
>>14771107
Franklin had the same problem CJ had in San Andreas. He wasn't acting black enough to ever be taken seriously as a gang-banging nigger. He was a pussy-ass nigga and a moralfag as well. Like CJ he simply was boring. Lamar was the only redeeming part of his story-line. On his own Franklin was a whining, constantly agitated, pretentious cunt. You either go full Negro and portray blacks for who they are, or stick to White protagonists instead. Michael should be the sole MC of GTAV. His family arc should be scrapped immediately of curse. I would love for him to be a Robert De Niro in Heat type of character. A cold, calculating, highly-experienced bank robber. Maybe you would get out of a prison after a long stretch, and right away you would start planning how to get back in a game to save enough money for a retirement, plus kill those who put you behind bars in the first place. That would make for a good, GTA story. Trevor could be alright for a side-character. Someone you know from way back, who could help you out from time to time.
b8e953 No.14773082
>>14691594
NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY STATE. FUCK EVERY OTHER STATE BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS NUMBA #1
1999 KILL THEM ALL
9,167,807,932 COPS KILLED FUCK YOU
GTA 5 was pretty empty though. just a bunch of sand and grass. really hoping they add more biomes in GTA 6. if it takes place in vice city. they should add beaches, city, and a swamp area eiyh crocodiles that kill the player. maybe even add some missions where you have to kill people in serial killet ways. and references to hotline miami and dextet will be a goddamn great addition.
f586b8 No.14773151
>>14771817
This is exactly what I wanted. Starting out with characters who pretty much already have it made is a stupid idea. All previous GTA protags start the game at the lowest point and have to work their way to the top, usually to get revenge and sometimes also power.
>Claude wants revenge against Catalina for nearly killing him and getting him thrown in jail
>Tommy seeks revenge on however fucked up the drug deal & get back the money, however decides to pursue power and also killing those who are coming after him
>CJ wants revenge for the death of his mother
>Niko wants revenge on the people he believed sold him and his squad of friends out during the war. This gets resolved but a new revenge target is created during the events of the game
<All franklin wants is to move out of the hood, which he does about 30% of the way through the game.
<All michael wants is to not be bored(?) and through his actions gets in debt, which is paid off not long after.
<All trevor wants is to find michael, which is a desire he only gets literally right after michaels debt is paid, before that point we have to assume that trevor is content with his set up.
None of these characters have enough to build up a proper story on their own, let alone mixing all 3 in together. Hard to feel like you need to raise these characters up as you play them when they have homes, nice cars and money.
468996 No.14773793
>>14771817
Yeah, this would be cool.
With good gameplay of course, but this is how you make a GTA story.
>>14773082
If they make a gta 6 the map will be even worse, because vice city did have the worst map in 3D GTAs and they won't be able to tell what was wrong and fix it, they'll just screw it up harder. GTA 5's map didn't have anything gtasa did right, and had fuckups of its own. This pattern will be repeated for all future rockstar releases because the mapmakers of the gta games quit after gta san andreas, and I'm not even getting into other aspects of the gameplay.
They're likely developing it now but gta 5 will probably last more than any other GTA, rockstar doesn't want to let go of the 450 million in hooker money and 50 million developing the game they threw at gta 5.
3f165b No.14774087
>>14770715
>tfw I purchased it nearly a decade ago for less than 10 bucks
It was a simpler time, when steam sales actually meant something.
f5bd46 No.14774128
>How can a game developed on a budget of $300 million be so empty and fucking shallow?
If you ever visited Los Angeles you would realize that this description perfectly matches the city and therefore GTA captured it perfectly.
468996 No.14774163
>>14774128
I guess they focused too much on realism.
Like how if you fall on water from too high in gta 5 you just faceplant and die.
00be26 No.14780991
c16d24 No.14785648
I've been thinking lately, GTAO is profitable as fuck so I actually hope crap like Fortnite takes away its spotlight more and more so that they have to focus on good SP again. Wishful thinking, though.
>>14774163
That's actually realistic, most games get it wrong by having water as this magic liquid that stops everything soft.
1fcbd5 No.14787664
>>14771304
Are trucking companies always a henhouse where nobody has any idea what the fuck is going on?
I've never seen so many people be so unorganized before.
01fa76 No.14796165
>>14745821
>Its so funny to see GTA being hated by both political sides.
The GTA franchise is made by people who hate video games and the people who play them. They realize that demographic is slated for distruction, so they're flipping GTA into being an idiotic bling simulator.
>>14757965
>>14758302
>>14758320
>>14771817
>taking video game "story" and "characters" seriously.
you faggots are embarrassing. First of all, these are video games, not movies or books. Secondly, the people who "write" these games steal everything from those movies. Middle-aged hipsters who pop adderal have nothing to say. If they need stimulants to make their release date, you'ld think they'd have the decency to develop a coke habit, thereby possibly churning out an American Psycho or some Steven King-tier shit, but no… they're on the wrong drugs. Even if they were on good drugs for creativity, they're still making fucking video games. It's like wanting architecture or sculpting to have good "storytelling". Video games are art, but they're a very poor medium for narrative arts… unless you just want them to morph into choose-your-own-adventure cartoons and walking simulators, which is what is slowly happening.
>>14771148
>LA Noire and advanced facial mapping/motion tracking
if they were smart, they kept working on this. Part of the reason most of the characters are always yelling and over-animated in the gay "story" cutscenes is so you'll ignore the fact that all the characters have shark eyes (dead eyes, like a doll's eyes) and are bloated with clay-like features. They can't into subtlety yet like that scene in Heat. Contrast with LA Noire, where the faces look almost rotoscoped and the expressions are perfect… because they're the actual human expressions of actors capable of communicating emotion… and not drawfag cartoons for autists.
fc108e No.14796302
>>14771148
Why not make a GTA set in an alt-history Imperial Germany of 1913 featuring the seedy (((socialist))) underbelly planning to assassinate Emperor related?
0d8b61 No.14805383