98a475 No.14690094
>1-6 minutes till bumplock
3a9b72 No.14690098
The best thing about E3 is how much porn is made each year.
6481e2 No.14690120
Europe's "The Final Countdown" was considered, but it is a bit too long so what should be the song for the next Squilliam E3 compilation? Maybe we should just say fuck it and go back to using "Sweet Victory" although then it wouldn't be very unique.
220326 No.14690126
Is TESVI gonna be announced this year? I can't wait to see all the retards slurping and licking that shit clean off the plate.
8d90c4 No.14690131
>>14690126
Beth said they have at least two more games before they start work on TESVI.
6adeb4 No.14690132
>>14690126
What, you think Todd is done making up new versions of Skyrim?
b08467 No.14690133
>>14690113
Ah! And, there's also the new Smash as well.
Reminder
>Sakurai is a hack
>Remove all third party characters
>No more than 4-5 reps from any one series (2-3 from spin-offs)
>The character I want to see in the next Smash Bros. are Pious Augustus (Eternal Darkness), Wonder Red (The Wonderful 101), Ray (Custom Robo), Saki and/or Isa (Sin & Punishment/S&P: Star Successor), and Kyle Hyde (Hotel Dusk/Last Window)
1fee09 No.14690135
Wait, already?
There was a 2017 E3 a while ago?
Where the fuck all that time went?
da9bad No.14690137
>>14690126
>TESVI
You mean Skyrim 2?
Probably, shitesda is in a really bad position right now, even normalfags are fed up with their shit.
7a9d53 No.14690138
>>14690126
No they already stated the new TES is a lomg time coming, their new RPG using gamebryo called Starfield might be announces though.
not like it matters though since both will be garbage
1fee09 No.14690146
>>14690126
>TESVI
Dont you mean Skyrim for nintendo labo?
7a9d53 No.14690150
Squilliam template webm when?
7a9d53 No.14690153
>>14690146
Surely you mean Skyrim for mobiles.
7ee9f2 No.14690154
last year had some good laughs
6adeb4 No.14690156
>>14690135
It went nowhere anon. It's still right here. It's you that's getting older.
da9bad No.14690161
>>14690146
>Skyrim for nintendo labo
FUCK, i didn't even consider that!
I wonder how many soyboys are gonna make tutorials to play skyrim with labo
e94792 No.14690180
>>14690138
>Starfield
So, Skyrim in space. Gotcha.
7a9d53 No.14690242
>>14690180
Pretty much
Here's what I want from E3 that might actually be possible:
-Bannerlord
-Serious Sam 4
-Total WaWa 3
-Ace Combat 7
-Whatever Itsuno and From are working on
6481e2 No.14690244
>>14690120
Well since there are no suggestions it'll be Sammy Hagar's "Winner Takes It All" from that Sylvester Stallone film about arm wrestling.
68714b No.14690253
>>14690244
>Not "No matter what" from Yu-Gi-Oh: Music to Duel by.
It's good yet stupidly cheesy, so it fits.
112930 No.14690275
What will everyone be drinking?
I'm an underweightfag so I can't handle much alcohol, so I'll stick to cheap big bottles of beer and cranberry vodka.
a93af1 No.14690305
Dubs decide who's event gets religion of peace'd this year.
>>14690275
Only the best for me.
0986ad No.14690310
058dbf No.14690312
4b7438 No.14690323
>>14690275
Gain some weight poof.
0c3c60 No.14690329
Only shit I want to hear about is Serious Sam, Bonerlord, and Cyberpunk. Is there anything else even worth looking for?
391ea8 No.14690333
>>14690275
Why drink when you could enjoy the awfulness of the whole thing while sober.
7a9d53 No.14690343
>>14690275
>Not being of medium built and knowing how to hold your alchool
>Flavoured Vodka
Disgusting, I bet you're a manlet as well.
0c3c60 No.14690347
>>14690275
>current year
>being low test
058dbf No.14690370
>>14690275
Sweet tea until each event is over, then rum fueled shitposting into the night.
6481e2 No.14690375
>>14690253
Dubs have spoken. >>14690244
I've already found and downloaded the Hagar song in FLAC. Need to sort out the intro and timings in Premiere then the only real work I'll have to do is fixing alignment issues of all the images that are made because somehow someone always throws things off a few pixels or in the worst cases uses the thumbnail of the template.
7a9d53 No.14690383
>>14690370
>Kraken
Captain Morgan is superior
3108e7 No.14690535
>>14690089
Here's my bets:
>New Mega Man X game by nu-capcom, just to convince jackasses to buy the legacy collection that's split in 2 and doesn't even include Maverick Hunter X and Command Mission
>Fire Emblem Switch, for real this time goys
>More ports for Skyrim
>New Forza
>EA with one last horrible shot at the Star Wars license
>Microsoft announcing another Porsche 9/11 car in their video-game conference
>More 2K sports shit, new WWE game with [LOUD BOOING] Roman Reigns on the cover, expect horrible sales due to ramen being spilled over the cover of the game
>Ren will not deliver, again
>Bannerlord
>COD, Battlefield, the usual FPS junk as with every year
>More info on Mega Man 11, expect horrible things as usual from nu-capcom
>Nintendo still keeping 3DS on life-support
a93af1 No.14690563
>>14690535
>>Fire Emblem Switch, for real this time goys
<ISIS decides to cease development of all other FE titles because the mobage is making them enough money
Mark my fucking words.
7a9d53 No.14690568
>>14690563
It's not like NuFE games are good anyway
3108e7 No.14690572
>>14690568
FE: Echoes was good, but it was a remake of Gaiden, go figure
a445f0 No.14690603
Will the faggots at Sony forget to include anything about Ace Combat again this year's E3?
7a9d53 No.14690617
>>14690603
Probably
The game isn't even exclusive
ac9f77 No.14690626
I bet this E3 will be the most disappointing ever
8d90c4 No.14690632
>>14690626
It will become the best if Ren decides to show up.
540591 No.14690637
fuck every single game you niggers might be looking forward to at e3
unless its sam 4
3108e7 No.14690643
>>14690626
Place your bets, who's gonna embarrass themselves the most this year ?
1bc5f7 No.14690647
>>14690632
He's too much of a pussy to do it.
e94792 No.14690652
>>14690603
I just want two Sony shows. One for the shitty Hollywood tripe and VR shit they push and one for the jap side.
>>14690632
Ren is an attention whore who knew how to sweet talk retards.
>>14690643
I'm hoping EA starts off with massive boos from everyone whenever Star Wars is brought up. I know it won't happen because they only bring the good goys in, but it would be funny.
3108e7 No.14690658
>>14690652
> massive boos
You mean [LOUD BOOING]
a445f0 No.14690667
>>14690617
At least AC7 is just also on the pc. Sony spent a shitload of time shilling Monster Hunter World when it even got on the xbone, there is no excuses.
aa5798 No.14690686
I just want a release date for KH3.
1bc5f7 No.14690692
>>14690275
You should drink semen, faggot
54ef08 No.14690704
>>14690275
Apple juice / Orange juice since i can't stomach Alcohol and Soda for some reason
I get that Alcohol has been around since the dawn of civilization but fuck i can't for the life of me drink that shit since it always makes my stomach turn, except for wine for some reason but i'm too much of a poorfag to buy cheap wine on a daily basis. Same goes with the carbonated jew, it tastes like you're shoving a disposable razor blade down your throat and with a lethal injection of sugar to go with it, and even if there's a gazillion variations of fizzy drinks i still can't stand any of them for more than a few sips.
Call me a fucking faggot all you want but i'm still puzzled as to how people kept drinking soda instead of something good.
9115f8 No.14690706
I thought this kind of threads died.
3108e7 No.14690727
>>14690704
I think your stomach is fucked up from the get-go, anon
aa5798 No.14690728
>>14690704
Soda is absolutely fucking terrible. I can't believe I used to drink 3 daily, that shit is disgusting to me now. I can barely stomache it.
73d5f4 No.14690734
>>14690686
Anon you know that'll never happen!
It hurts me too
ac9f77 No.14690745
>>14690643
Microsoft, followed by Bungie and Todd Howard, if the rumours about Starfield are true.
127140 No.14690824
>>14690089
>>14690089
Who cares.
>"All e3s in the past 4 years have been disappointing but im sure this one will be different!"
076216 No.14690836
>>14690824
>>14690626
If you expect E3 to be disappointing, and it meets those expectations, is it really disappointing?
54ef08 No.14690845
>>14690727
I guess so and now that i think of it, i used to have intestinal problems ever since i was a child, and much of it persists until now. I think the first time i recalled i puked was because i was offered a cup of soda by my close friend at his b-day party, then vomited it out, and almost never drank soda ever again. Though much of it is because i got the short end of the genetic lottery ticket compared to my siblingsand probably because i once drank a large amount of seawater that it has to be pumped out of system..
>>14690643
My money's on Bungie for sure, but i can't wait if Mr. Bazinga himself showed an upcoming game to save his sinking company
>>14690824
No, you twat we already know that. We're here to watch the dumpster fire
where the fuck have you been all these years?
127140 No.14690846
>>14690146
I just got an idea for a meme. Top panel can be making TESVI or some new game, bottom can be releasing skyrim for smartwatches or something.
127140 No.14690849
Can't wait for trailers of quality games like Call of Duty Black Ops IIII.
44ef8c No.14690850
>>14690275
I can drink an nearly an entire bottle of vodka straight and not have it do much of anything despite hardly drinking, please help. Granted it may be because it's bottom of the shelf 5 dollar vodka because I can't afford anything else.
aa5798 No.14690857
>>14690850
What brand? Just some regular Smirnoff gets me pretty fucked after about 1/4-1/3 of the bottle.
127140 No.14690863
>>14690850
You have a large tolerance probably. Nothing you can do except butt chugging. I used to get fucked up with 1 can of beer now an entire bottle of vodka does nothing except make me woozy and filling my stomach.
a93af1 No.14690865
>>14690846
You talk gay and your shits retarded.
>>14690850
That's not terribly surprising. Vodka doesn't really do anything unless you mix it with something. Why would you drink vodka straight?
44ef8c No.14690873
>>14690857
It's been a while since I've actually bought it so I couldn't tell you unless I actually saw the bottle, but Smirnoff had a similar effect.
>>14690863
Considering my weight, I'm not shocked.
>>14690865
I'm not smart.
6adeb4 No.14690875
>>14690275
I hope to have a job by then to buy some whisky. Probably some Wild Turkey and maybe Scotch.
If not then I still have a bowmore that I don't enjoy too much. Fitting for the occasion I suppose.
9115f8 No.14690907
>>14690889
Your shitposting is bad and you should go back
>>>/cuckchan/
d6e14e No.14690918
Please capcom
Dragons dogma 2
013dc5 No.14690923
>>14690706
These are the ones that stay alive while the S.T.A.L.K.E.R Threads die.
6adeb4 No.14690924
>>14690923
But there's a stalker thread up in the catalog.
6a0771 No.14690933
If dubs, Serious Sam 4 will be the only thing remotely interesting this E3.
b7c3ed No.14690939
>>14690923
Because everyone moved.
a445f0 No.14690949
>>14690933
Fuck you anon, I don't want a boring e3. I shall get dubs to beat your dubs.
6a0771 No.14690959
>>14690951
>>14690949
Sorry guys, I didn't want to. I expected NOT to have dubs since I usually never get them.
d3cc4f No.14690962
>>14690923
why are stalker fags such whiny niggers?
retro studios should make a DKCR3, the games have been far better than their metroid titles.
>>14690933
serious sam with talos principle assets confirmed
44ef8c No.14690963
>>14690933
It's going to be worse than you imagine.
890f8d No.14690965
Jesus Christ, it felt like yesterday, when we had the last one.
At least I feel like HWNDU now lies solidly into the past. I guess what helped me get over HWNDU was that so many memes used there like "Kekistan" or "Bogdanoff" or Civic Nationalism Cuckery seems so cringy now.
And Venti is ugly if you actually take a look at her.
6a0771 No.14690988
>>14690965
It's because last e3 was memorable for how outrageous it was, we got the creation club, a travesty that called itself Beyond Good And Evil 2 (still enraged about that one), EA being absolutely uninteresting with a Need for Speed Payback that was more cinematics than actual racing, among many, many shitpiles. Not even Devolver and the pre-pre-show saved that mostrosity.
a93af1 No.14690998
>>14690959
My trips will reverse it.
6a0771 No.14691002
>>14690998
>off by one
No hope.
3108e7 No.14691005
>>14690998
Get fucked, baka
44ef8c No.14691011
>>14690998
It'll never be good.
058dbf No.14691012
cdd232 No.14691021
I hope they'll reveal the release date of Anno 1800.
6a0771 No.14691023
>>14691011
checked.
E3 2018 doomed before it even began.
573337 No.14691028
>>14690275
I don't really like drinking alone, so I'll be drinking with you fucking faggots.
>>14690305
Square Enix.
890f8d No.14691031
>>14691021
It will take place in the 19th century, anon. That isn't hard to figure out.
>>14690988
Last year's E3 was the only one I ever properly watched all my life.
c36f08 No.14691034
Enough gay retarded shit.
If we don't want to be reusing squilliams like last year we'll need a good amount to fill around 3-4 minutes.
Get cracking, assholes.
44ef8c No.14691088
>>14691023
E3 2019 will probably be worse.
397aef No.14691091
44ef8c No.14691112
>>14691094
It's a pain we must endure.
6a0771 No.14691220
>>14691131
We are thriving in this disappointment, E3 became a twisted comedy show.
6a0771 No.14691265
Okay, since I get dubs now, let's cheer up a little bit.
If dubs, this E3 won't be as jewish as last E3.
aa5798 No.14691293
>>14691265
You people need to stop trying so hard.
573337 No.14691295
2e10da No.14691298
573337 No.14691329
>>14691298
ABSOLUTE HORROR
3f64c3 No.14691350
newfags can't into this meme
6adeb4 No.14691374
000000 No.14691707
>>14691350
I guess I'm oldfag enough to consider that a newfag meme.
6a0771 No.14691799
>already bumplocked
Merriment forbidden
96d50d No.14693733
I'm calling it right now Sma5h will add a character so bad and that it shouldn't be there at all and it's just there for the sake of memes. Bonus points if another FE clogs the roster while the big reveal also.
e0570f No.14696197
Literally, the only people even remotely hyped about E3 these days are industry astroturfers.
fbb813 No.14696753
>>14691350
Dude, maisie posting is reasonably oldfag now
b09ccd No.14697569
>True PSP successor with no gimmicks or touch screens never ever