e5f304 No.14664635
>80 dollars for my very own stack of carboard and mobile-tier minigames
WHO HYPED?!!
9c44c8 No.14664643
>who hyped?
Kids, the intended audience, and sonyggers, the idiotic saps who keep banging on about this stupid thing for free.
eaeb47 No.14664652
>>14664643
Too true my Nintenbro! If only these sonyggers and PCis males could learn to be more like children and consume rich soy milk! I even heard there may be a Mario minigame in LABO. That alone is worth 800 dollars!
16c1c9 No.14664655
I thought it was already released?
57da06 No.14664667
>tfw I can pay companies just for the honor of playing with cardboard
Life is good soybros.
4cf8ca No.14664672
>>14664635
>WHO HYPED?!!
I am because it means we might get more kekitopu Switch bitch.
I actually think the Labo is a really neat idea but it has a terrible price point considering the materials. It should either be cheaper or made of something more sturdy.
b9bc3f No.14664675
>>14664643
Also: Educational institutions.
4cf8ca No.14664679
>>14664675
This is what they should have been focusing this particular product on in the first place. At least out side of Japan.
This shit's going to be big in Japan.
f701f6 No.14664685
>inb4 the cake golem shows up and starts dropping ban hammers left and right
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478309 No.14664704
>>14664672
I actually found the Labo interesting when I first saw pictures of it because I thought the toys were made of wood, like those old wooden toys and those more recent ones that were some kind of educational shit to teach kids the simple basics of assembly. But then it turned out to be cardboard and that's something a kid is bound to fuck up easily or get ruined from all manner of things.
17f565 No.14664726
HOLY SHIT TIME TO DROP 80 DOLLARS ON CARDBOARD
8dcf37 No.14664729
HAHA CUCKCHAN MEMES AMIRITE?!
8dcf37 No.14664730
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4cf8ca No.14664754
>>14664704
> I thought the toys were made of wood
That would have been perfect. Even if it were made of veneer or balsa.
56989c No.14664763
>>14664754
If that had been the case I would actually consider defending LABO. I'd love to see a wooden toy Renaissance since there's a lot of potential with wood that's hardly been explored, but Nintendo had to go and take the cheap route.
cd2986 No.14664775
>>14664754
>Labo made of wood
Too bad that wasn't the case. Might've actually been a neat idea that could've even encouraged kids into a real life pursuit in woodworking. If that had been the case, what would have been the best wood of choice that would be both durable and affordable for a mass produced game?
cd2986 No.14664786
>>14664763
>I'd love to see a wooden toy Renaissance
Not gonna happen. Sure they might start something but it wouldn't last long. At best it'd just for educational stuff.
3d7337 No.14664800
How many people are going to tear their labo up during unboxing thinking it is part of the packaging?
4cf8ca No.14664811
>>14664775
Well balsa has long been the go to for kid's hobby projects so that's probably what they would use.
Bamboo or processed bamboo would be a nice choice as well. More durable than balsa too on account of the silica fibers.
Willow has great flexibility and is light weight but I'm not sure if it's grown in large enough amounts to source it.
3d7337 No.14664816
>>14664803
>>tfw you'll never spend 80 dollars on cardboard
You probably will over the course of your life though. Every time you buy something encased in cardboard you have to pay a bit more for the cardboard too. I imagine that will stack up to $80 at some point.
97fb3d No.14664820
>>14664803
>tfw you'll never be braindead enough to be consolefag
>>14664800
Likely a lot, and those that don't are bound to fuck it up or make messes of it. Would be hilarious to find out so many westerners in burgerland, yuropoor and canuckistan can't even assemble some cardboard with string attached.
5ab834 No.14664837
>>14664811
Willow probably wouldn't be the best choice, due to price and other issues that would likely not turn a profit. They likely would go with Balsa if anything. But I would love it if they'd go with Willow. That if anything seems like the best choice for substituting cardboard.
622920 No.14664851
Give me one reason why the SoyJack meme is funny
Pro tip: You can't
37a078 No.14664854
I can't tell if this thread is anchored because it's kind of useless and shitposty, or if it's because Mark is butthurt over the Soyjak memes hitting too close to home.
8bb51e No.14664860
>>14664803
>>14664820
I've always defended the soyboy fear grimace meme as being separate from cuckchan, but this thread is doing a very good job of convincing me otherwise.
622920 No.14664873
>>14664803
>PlayStation fanboy
>Being smug about anything
Don't you have an empty shelf to dust?
ab7545 No.14664891
>>14664643
>>14664803
>>14664820
>tfw you're not a dirty system owning peasant rich on soy and getting into pointless consolefag wars
Feels good being a Tiger Electronics bro.
e5f304 No.14664905
>>14664854
Probably a mix of both but mostly the latter. Of course they'd hit closer to home if there were more cakes in those edits.
59e9ed No.14664910
>Bumplocked
Reminder that cobalt is a tranny
59e9ed No.14664913
>>14664854
Mark is still very butthurt about it but it was cobalt who bumplocked it
cobalt is trans
622920 No.14664921
>>14664910
Always knew that fag hated fun, I remember him deleting a shitton of post on a rage reaction thread because one anon showed his steam account, and everyone made fun of him for being a fat spic
43d1b4 No.14664927
>>14664910
>Bumplocked
We know where the good video game board is
8bb51e No.14664929
>>14664851
>>14664898
Humor is of course, very subjective, so attempting to explain it's entertainment value to someone who isn't entertained is pointless. You can explain the satire, however. The premise of soyjack is, simply that Nintendo developed a product that would only appeal to children, and soy consuming(emasculated) man-children who eat up any soulless corporation's products without any thought.
>>14664923
Don't prove the hypothesis that soyposters are retards.
97fb3d No.14664934
>>14664910
>>14664913
>cobalt is a tranny
I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not. I've almost come to expect this kind of retardation from mods on every single site online these days. Doesn't matter where. You can bet your ass that among any group of mods there's one or many butthurt trannies.
59e9ed No.14664949
>>14664927
>We know where the good video game board is
there never will be because no matter what some shit heads will work their way into power and change rules based on their emotions.
best you can do is have a group of a few people who like discussing video games and just talk to them
97fb3d No.14664964
>>14664929
>Don't prove the hypothesis that soyposters are retards.
To be honest, 80% of all posters are retarded. Doesn't matter what they post, what they think or what they support. Its all about how they act. Anyone can be retarded. But that doesn't make the Labo's manchild shills any less retarded though.
622920 No.14664965
>>14664964
Has anyone here actually shilled for fucking cardboard?
59e9ed No.14664970
>>14664965
at most people got mad that there were others absolutely shitting on it instead of "discussing" it
8bb51e No.14664976
>>14664965
No, but >>14664964 isn't specifically talking about /v/ shills, just labo shills in general.
97fb3d No.14664986
>>14664964
However I will say something nice now and admit that at least in this shithole its better than cuckchan which is 98% retarded. And the problem with that is that you can be right or have a valid opinion, but there's just so many squawking parrots and pseudo-intellectuals running about that no matter what you say, you can never be right with them and you're doomed to have anything you say be flooded in a sea of assburgers. Which is why faster isn't always better.
>>14664965
Only time I ever saw cardboard shills here was during the first few days after Labo's first trailer was released. Only time I ever see them in large numbers is on Twitter and Youtube. Even the videos making fun of the labo on youtube have the video uploader putting in a disclaimer saying how much he actually loves it and the voices in the vids always sound like 20 or 30 something year olds rather than kids.
81ce8a No.14665015
>>14664816
Either that or by being a Yugioh/Trading Card tard. I once tricked an asshole into giving me 30 dollarydoos for a Dark Magician Girl when I was in high school.
beffff No.14665153
In other words
Hitlers birthday tommorow
What are we doing
c0841b No.14665170
>>14664927
So your good board wants cuckchan cancer? Take it all, do us a big one.
622920 No.14665174
>>14665153
Give him a letter
206162 No.14665177
>>14665174
Is /v/ just a bunch of drunk posters? That would explain a lot actually.
c61cd4 No.14665182
I am curious what will happen; whether it will succeed or fail with the general public.
e58651 No.14665185
>>14665177
I am. Can't speak for anyone else though. Nice dubs.
77466d No.14665212
>>14665177
Right now /v/ is 20% jaded 2014 users that barely post and 80% cuckchan refugees post 2015 shitting all over the walls and it's only been getting worse with constant floods, exposure, exodus, D&C and vol neglect and abuse.
There was a time where user moderation was a real thing and now it's gone just like most quality users after Infinity and the Jim takeover.
fcae02 No.14665217
Soyjack is hilarious and causes the asspain for Nintendo fans. I don't like the abandoning nu-males for soyboys though.
77466d No.14665222
>>14665217
>Soywojak is hilarious
Maybe if you're main board is /tv/
e154e8 No.14665225
>>14664716
YA' MADE ME LOOK BAD
70f536 No.14665231
I'd mock LABO fags, but I play /tg/ shit. I'm having a tough time figuring out how to do it without feeling like a massive hypocrite.
7a99bb No.14665241
I had my moms boyfriend carry a 6 pack of soylent back form the shop for me (too heavy) and i cleared up all my funko pops to make my 'labo space' to use my little sisters cosplay supplies to make my own less toxic and 'male angles' shaped labos.
bf4596 No.14665244
>>14665153
The same thing as always: Eating his favorite food and being sad that the good old days are over.
5721ea No.14665252
>>14665244
What vidya would you play with Uncle Adolf, /v/?
58d0e9 No.14665257
>>14664635
Honestly, I'm interested by it, not for what it is, but for what it could be, provided devs aren't absolutely braindead.
It has already been shown that there's some sort of development API built in to one of the minigame sets. What remains to be seen, is how extensive it is. If it's made well enough, we could get game devs creating their own customised peripherals for games. Obviously, creating peripherals is nothing new, but with the precision that the cameras on the switch and right joycon allegedly have, games could create more far complex peripherals than they have in the past, and not have to sell them for quite as much as they previously have. Though they probably will anyway, the fucking jews.
This is, of course, assuming that everything works as intended, and that there aren't some arbitrary limitations imposed on it. I'm not hopeful, or in any way optimistic that they won't fuck everything up, but I am interested in the possibilities that the less retarded devs could open.
Who the fuck am I kidding, we aren't allowed to have nice things, these minigames are going to be the only things we get out of this
d8cb93 No.14665265
Are we ready for the new age?
beffff No.14665277
f94938 No.14665280
I've got five ordered and I'm going to make a profit flipping them and I'll have a copy for free
3ca35c No.14665305
>>14664851
It's funny because it reflects reality
584f97 No.14665319
>>14664685
Nah, I'm just gonna bumplock this thread because of console war faggotry and ignore it
2559f0 No.14665328
>>14664675
This. The toycon garage thing they showed off is basically babby's first gamedev, it'd be great in amateur coding classes.
Was considering picking it up for my 8yo sister, since she's actually attending a coding class, but I simply don't have the shekels for it.
59e9ed No.14665406
>>14665272
That image was made by a /leftypol/ communist
not really helping your point
7d98e4 No.14665522
>>14665212
>jaded 2014 users
I don't take myself seriously enough to consider being here from exodus holds any weight outside of seeing /pol/ before cucking for Trump.
At this point i would post bait shit just to get conversation started or else it never does. "Good" threads are a fucking circlejerking joke, its the "bad" threads where all fun at. Try to argue its not like that.
77466d No.14665563
>>14665522
>I don't take myself seriously enough to consider being here from exodus holds any weight
>At this point i would post bait shit just to get conversation started or else it never does. "Good" threads are a fucking circlejerking joke
80% right here
57f2ef No.14665737
>>14664854
The latter because I'm not entirely convinced this is shitposting.
df5ed3 No.14665988
What is this Nintendo Labia?
2559f0 No.14666013
>>14665988
60 dollar set of cardboard that lets you assemble a bunch of shit, like a little house and a piano, and play minigames with them. You can also make your own minigames.
There's also an 80 dollar set for some robot game, that one looks pretty shit, especially for the price.
304ed9 No.14666404
>>14665416
40 POUND BOX OF KIKE
40 POUND BOX OF KIKE
40 POUND BOX OF KIKE
DONT SHOAH IT
150f21 No.14666573
>>14665319
>mocking a scam of a product abd tge soyboys who cum themselves over it.
>"consolewarring"
Wow, i hope you're not actually a vol, because that is fucking retarded.
206162 No.14668074
Make a new thread faggots. This shit's not console war and we've had threads shitting on blunders of other companies all the time.