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69eb2c No.14624766

It's some kind of smug schadenfreude, best served after appreciating a good game. Here's an example fresh off gamespot, it's some kid reviewing Automata.

**wow, i really didn't like the game, which surprised me after all i read about it.

the gameplay is alright, it keeps you going, but it gets way too easy very early. the switches between 3d and 2d look nice and the bullet shooter parts were a distraction from the usual gameplay, but also way too easy. it's not true what the reviewer says, mashing one button actually IS enough. i bought the counterchip early on, because i like countering. whenever i did counter i did a ton of damage, but i might just as well have mashed square. so gameplay-wise i would say it's ok, but far too easy. it's definitely flashy though.

now the worst part, and what really just destroyed the game for me were the protagonists. i hate 2b and 9s. judging from those characters (and the looks of the machines) i would say the game aims at teens, but then all that brutality doesn't add up. they start the game basically like this:

9s: "hey 2b, i'm 9s, i'll support you on your missions. it's gonna be fun!"

2b: "gtfo, i don't need anyone. also, androids don't have emotions or experience fun"

(5 minutes later 9s gets wrecked)

2b: "i HAVE to repair him!"

pod: "don't think that'll work"

2b: "shut up, shut up, shut up, i don't wanna hear it, i'm very emotional".

so the game lost right at the start. but i gave it a chance. like i said the gameplay sort of kept me going a bit (plus i was hoping to find out, why everyone likes this game so much). not only were the characters incredibly clichéd, but they were also all over the place. first it seems like 9s isn't all down with killing machines, because they might have developed emotions after all (probably just mimicking humans though), but then when you see that emil guy the first time (which is simply a head without body and it's very clear he's friendly) 9s is like "this machine is weird, 2b, let's kill it". (me: ?????????). whatever the game wants to tell you (even if it just wants to make you think), it only scratches the surface and even that is done very poorly, with very bad dialogue and barely anything resembling a character development. i did like a2 a bit better, but after a bit of reflection i came to the conclusion, that this was probably only because she killed 2b.

i'll finish on something positive though. this game is really weird, but in a good way. i liked those little touches, e.g. that the game showed the pods communicating with each other and there were other parts where the game managed to get a smile on my face. i like when games do things differently, and this game has a lot of that. all the way to my favourite part of the game: deleting your game data to help other players with the end of the D (or E?) ending. that was such a cool feature. it feels like the right minds and hearts made this game. it's a shame they didn't invest in an interesting story and more challenging gameplay. it doesn't seem to matter though. from what i hear this game is already a legend.**

Post more, if you are so inclined.

346253 No.14624771

Yoko Taro is a hack

Automata is only ok because Platinum carried their shitty ass with fun gameplay


f829af No.14624772

Good spoiler

Good thread


69eb2c No.14624785

>>14624772

It's not my faut


a9ca2b No.14624789

>>14624766

There's a very real reason for 2B's reaction to 9S there. Read the story


8e53c0 No.14624800

File: 3c410a4de62fb27⋯.jpg (293.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1429408425990.jpg)

>I got triggered by someone calling best game of the decade!! bad

>I don't know how to spoiler

I really feel bad for the few decent anons who like this game despite its flaws.


dd6c84 No.14624808

File: bb95c5bc174a5bb⋯.png (322.95 KB, 1154x768, 577:384, ClipboardImage.png)

File: cd88de6226b3b69⋯.png (49.46 KB, 299x252, 299:252, ClipboardImage.png)

thank god my eyes are well trained by now to avoid reading spoiler content

I hate them, personally. I'm too disgusted and angry by faggots like that instead of being able to mine salt properly, maybe it'd be easier if I was able to talk to them directly and demean them for it.

I found one in the Falcom thread after finishing trails in the sky SC and I was just mind-boggled by the sheer, utter cancer that was present in it; it was by venturebeat and the writer was cancer that has been all over the place from vice to kotaku

The reviewer just trashes the game basically because they didn't play the first one

they had 1 moderately legitimate criticism of the battle system, but overall they were just full of straight up hot garbage

Its like reading the two towers without reading fellowship of the ring and being like "this story kinda sucks? Who are these characters? What are these places?" (literally that review)

And they also complain about not knowing where to go, despite not only having a map, but also the fact that the earlier game would have you know the entire world map like the back of your hand

https://archive.fo/nWTJb

I guess reading the first book of a series also is a dated fucking concept, what a fucking retard

>>14624800

>few decent anons

topkek, what I've seen is the opposite. Most anons that shit on the game tend to be retards who couldn't get past the tutorial or in some other way just didn't make it past some part of the game, usually shitting on it because of their incompetence to move forward

I haven't played it yet so I can't judge it myself, though.


626681 No.14624818

Near A Tomato is the work of a fucking plagiarist hack. It doesn't deserve any of the positive press it's gotten.


8f5908 No.14624829

>>14624818

Its easily the best game of the last three years you hipster fuck.


8dec8d No.14624843

>Retarded reviews are fun

>thread started and will propably be filled with posts that start with "its shit" followed by back and forth of "no u"

Posts ITT are basicly like retarded reviews themselves. It's like I'm on steam forums or something.


8f5908 No.14624847


8dec8d No.14624851

File: abfa95f3325e9d5⋯.jpg (51.54 KB, 540x748, 135:187, knikkeknakkerton.jpg)

>>14624847

delet this


925396 No.14624860

>>14624847

shit post


a41a6c No.14624890

File: eb88f10e3bfe03a⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1463559334582.jpg)

>>14624800

>Implying most of us don't like it


1e614d No.14624900

File: 4bea7364a1e6461⋯.webm (4.05 MB, 640x480, 4:3, yokotaro_on_v_2015.webm)

>>14624766 (checked)

I was with you 100% until you said

>i hate 2b and 9s


b5137c No.14625046

>>14624818

Tetradev please


8e53c0 No.14626062

>>14624808

>topkek, what I've seen is the opposite. Most anons that shit on the game tend to be retards who couldn't get past the tutorial or in some other way just didn't make it past some part of the game, usually shitting on it because of their incompetence to move forward

I haven't played it yet so I can't judge it myself, though.

Who the fuck are you trying to convince with something this blatantly bullshit?


6a0f3d No.14626157

>>14624771

Name a better game from the same year.


4e232f No.14626181

>>14626062

What the fuck are you even on about?


abc74b No.14626310

File: 6677b3d8c9d8075⋯.png (21.38 KB, 639x235, 639:235, Untitled.png)

This one made me laugh but I can't remember what game it was for.


fd6f58 No.14626360

File: b1c83c40b54f32f⋯.webm (4.86 MB, 150x150, 1:1, A_Very_Special_Episode_of….webm)

File: 76fc2b7790aa402⋯.webm (1.62 MB, 308x188, 77:47, extreme equine machine fu….webm)

Quality thread


1e614d No.14626439

>>14626157

Breath of the Wild, Mario Odyssey, Sonic Mania, Cuphead,Nioh

I also like Nier Auto-tomato but those games are far better


4d27a1 No.14626458

>>14626439

I could understand those except breath of the skyrim


a361fb No.14628302

Nobody cares, fag


8f5908 No.14630610

>>14626439

>Cuphead


5e3798 No.14630619

>>14624860

post shit


ce6256 No.14630634

File: 361e4b4b102429f⋯.png (308.55 KB, 640x418, 320:209, 361e4b4b102429f6a8f4f8091d….png)

>>14624766

>reading reviews

>>14624771

nier automata's story felt the weakest out of all the taro games, the shitty romance between 9s and 2b ruined it, the sidequests were good though. and the fanboys are so rabid, they even lurk here.

faggots need to chill the fuck out


925396 No.14638228


dda989 No.14641120

>>14624771

>Yoko Taro is a hack

Worse than Kojima.


cc20a3 No.14641137

File: 8237d8b62a6a414⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 539x480, 539:480, c510e8188af55ff217b812f0b1….jpg)

>>14626360

>first webm

I had a giggle. Turns out you can make faggotry funny if you're self aware about it.


06b5b3 No.14641197

>>14624808

>topkek, what I've seen is the opposite. Most anons that shit on the game tend to be retards who couldn't get past the tutorial or in some other way just didn't make it past some part of the game, usually shitting on it because of their incompetence to move forward

I can somewhat confirm this, someone went to a lounge at my uni with his PS4 and let someone play Nier Automata, dude then proceeded to die on the tutorial and handed the controller to me. Entire time I was playing and was nowhere near as shitty as he was, he was glaring at me like I just stabbed his dog.


8da992 No.14641219

>>14641137

>being so new to not know about emptyhero

>being so new to not know about ironic homosexuality being longstanding board culture

Cherish your youth.


e24cc6 No.14641222

File: 1e9398f407c757f⋯.jpg (36.41 KB, 407x370, 11:10, smug_tsukihi.jpg)

>>14626439

>Breath of Skyrim

>Better than Nier

also Xenoblade 2 and Ys 8,

2017 was a solid year tho


99f68d No.14641276

>>14624808

>topkek, what I've seen is the opposite. Most anons that shit on the game tend to be retards who couldn't get past the tutorial or in some other way just didn't make it past some part of the game, usually shitting on it because of their incompetence to move forward

To be fair, if you've never played a platinum game, the tutorial doesn't really teach you how. "Throw out a flurry of attacks as your opponent attacks" is a terrible description of the counter move, for example.


8276a8 No.14645870

>>14641222

>2017 was a solid year tho

Retard.


a129b3 No.14645879

>>14645870

shit taste or just mad he didn't get his slav cummies


8276a8 No.14645882

>>14645879

Slav games are universally terrible I don't understand why you're bringing them up. The only halfway decent one I can think of is Witcher 2.


79c832 No.14645884

File: 0fe96fa32c8f8a6⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 169.14 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 250d4ece9e85c94916f7eb75c….webm)

>>14624766

Kill everyone ITT,starting with OP


a129b3 No.14645886

>>14645882

nevermind, just terminal shit taste.


8276a8 No.14645888

>>14645886

>m-m-muh eurojank

Slav games suck. Deal with it.


a129b3 No.14645891

>>14645888

No, I agree with you, but the witcher 2 is garbage too.


8276a8 No.14645898

>>14645891

Oh my apologies I thought you were part of /v/'s cult of slav where anything made East of Germany is somehow amazing despite massive flaws in everything from balance to quality control. I never said Witcher 2 was great but it's a solid enough game, something I played once and enjoyed but will probably never play again. Say 6-7/10.


e8578a No.14645970

>>14630634

>romance between 9s and 2b

Did you even play the game, faggot? The fact that the tension between them wasn't romantic was one of the bigger twists of the story.


b64bf0 No.14645976

>>14630634

>weakest out of all Taro's games.

All of his games have pretentious stories that I can't help but facepalm every time.

Nier:Automata is the most pretentious and cringy by far, so I agree with you there.


c64311 No.14649003

>>14645976

Get some taste fag.


a129b3 No.14649050

>>14645970

no, there is a romance there. The themes are all there, holding back your true emotions from the very beginning. It's a complicated relationship that can't just be summed up with love, with hate, or with


20b56c No.14652614

no they are not


deb0f0 No.14652912

Retarded reviews are retarded smh.


03ab54 No.14653523

File: b05e5c78dc8bc13⋯.webm (6.43 MB, 500x491, 500:491, 2nd Stratum - Etrian Odys….webm)

I liked Nier Tomato but this is my personal 2017 GOTY tbh.


35459d No.14653723

>>14645970

>>14630634

>romance between 9s and 2b

Yoko Taro actually said there is romance, specifically when 9S chokes 2B. It's just not your usual love story.


88a0d1 No.14658282

>>14653523

A tomato was shit.


374deb No.14658330

Reminder that the "I know how much you want to **** 2B" line can be interpreted as fuck and kill, the French localization team accidentally leaked that a few months ago. This stays consistent in various languages where they try to use words that take the same space


4e232f No.14658578


925396 No.14663404

>>14658330

> **** 2B" line can be interpreted as fuck and kill,

Why not both?


341b2a No.14663415

>>14626157

Dominions 5

And it was shit


76e27b No.14665133

When I was a kid there was a game magazine in my couuntry intended entirely for kids that would rate games based on feelings - for example they'd give negative reviews to games that should be kid friendly but aren't.

The most bafflingly hilarious review I've ever seen there was of The Simpsons Hit & Run - the reviewer gave it a 0 as he was outraged that it's a mindless GTA clone that rewards vandalism and allows you to kick and run over people and blow cars up, saying it's nothing like the colorful charming show he loved. He must have been watching a different show then, The Simpsons might not have been about blowing shit up all the time sure but it certainly wasn't for young kids and was cynical as shit.


aefcd6 No.14668967

This thread is worth saving based on this >>14665133 alone.


91c992 No.14669007

>>14630634

>the shitty romance between 9s and 2b ruined it

faggot.


925396 No.14675408

>>14665133

>saying it's nothing like the colorful charming show he loved. He must have been watching a different show then, The Simpsons might not have been about blowing shit up all the time sure but it certainly wasn't for young kids and was cynical as shit.

But it was the first game to actually be written by the people behind the show.


56d07f No.14675448

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love Gaming in the Clinton Years reviews, there's a genuine pure heartedness about its frank and blunt presentation that also makes the reviewer sound like a tone-deaf retard.


56d07f No.14675454

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I also absolutely love this review for Silent Hill 2


929f9b No.14679647

>>14675448

i AM the final fantasy


9ee2ef No.14679667

>now the worst part, and what really just destroyed the game for me were the protagonists. i hate 2b and 9s. judging from those characters (and the looks of the machines) i would say the game aims at teens, but then all that brutality doesn't add up. they start the game basically like this:

OP, if you played through the game you'd understand why this happens. It is explained that 2B is nothing more than a unit to kill off 9S when 9S start to know too much, he aint a normal scout unit but a different type all together. 9S gets his memories wiped out when he gets "killed" but 2Bs memories remain, so that gets the best of 2B and she goes a little crazy when it when she has to kill of 9S. It's off putting at first but it kinda makes sense when you know this and replay the game again, because it only really gets clear when you finish the game around ending C/D


8b545d No.14679670

>>14626310

He's not wrong.


9ee2ef No.14679671

>>14679667

And also 2B isn't a normal battle unit either that too gets explained


9ee2ef No.14679679

>>14663404

It is meant to be both, killing gives androids the same feeling/chemical boost that humans get when they're in love or are fugging, this gets explained in the Jack-Ass quest, this is why a lot of androids probably go fucking crazy easy and don't easily stop killing shit


1b15f3 No.14679726

File: ca723b752517ebd⋯.jpg (8.09 KB, 211x239, 211:239, smugloli2.jpg)

>>14624766

> judging from those characters (and the looks of the machines) i would say the game aims at teens

You just know this person is a burger




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