088bc2 No.14591741
Post games that cause harm to the system or the player. Anything that has the capcity to hurt the player or damage hardware.
Golden Axe
>be playing Golden Axe one long summer having a good time
>determined to beat it but always get screwed by the silver knight
>actually get to the castle for once but die
>wake up next morning with a blistered thumb from all the button mashing
>never finish the game
Pokemon Ranger
>pick up pokemon spin-off for cheap
>core mechanic is drawing circles around pokemon quickly
>is pretty enjoyable for what it is
>starts slow but eventually requires rapid stylus movement
>screen is still scratched beyond repair from capturing Entei
667644 No.14591763
GTA Online had the tow truck removed from spawning because the physics were glitchy, getting enough of them and hooking each other up in a circle would cause the game to spaz put and potentially brick consoles.
35fb5c No.14591781
The controls for kid icarus uprising kills you hand.
744b01 No.14591795
Games that require you to rapidly press button in a row for fights or QTE, as a example. If it's done multiple times, the button weakens and gets unresponsive over time.
There's another thing to mention, it doesn't involve games but rather controllers. If your controller has gotten old, it could be sensitive to vibration feature built in and could easily mess you up in games. As a example, I had my controller emptying and swapping my right and left slots in Dark Souls just from vibration coming from blocking attacks from NPCs. I should look into a new controller or at least turn off vibration in order to play properly.
0a0f78 No.14591796
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>diva x
this game has made my eyes dry out, and gets miku songs stuck in my head.
6377b3 No.14591817
back before bungie were microsoft's buttsluts they released a really fun sort-of RTS called Myth II, and when you ran the uninstaller it would simply delete the folder that it was in, and there are a couple documented cases where people installed it to the root drive and the uninstaller actually deleted everything on the C drive, including windows
0e8466 No.14591846
>>14591741
>played SFA3 non-stop for 12 hours high on amphetamine
>used an xbox 360 controller D-PAD on an emulator
>fell asleep
>skin peeled off my entire thumb the next day
>did more amphetamine and kept playing
3ae506 No.14591890
>>14591817
Didn't they immediately issue a recall of all copies of the game to fix that?
9c978e No.14591912
>>14591846
Anon, maybe amphetamine is not very good for you.
0fbfe3 No.14591926
>>14591846
Damn, and the 360s dpad is super smooth. Remind not to take meth.
21726b No.14591941
>>14591846
>doing meth to keep on gaming
You know that drug was used during wartimes for energy right? I'm honestly surprised you didn't just shoot up your whole neighborhood.
26f3ce No.14591956
The O button of my controller lost all sensitivity after beating this game. God, the movement outside of combat mode was fucking cancer.
0e8466 No.14591959
>>14591912
That was D-Amp
>>14591926
Meth is horrible, but not good for games as much as it is for violent psychotic shit. Adderall is ok if you don't lose yourself in it like I did. The point is…that I still enjoyed myself very much.
>>14591941
When I injected meth, I ended up walking 40 miles and fighting with ghosts in the desert using a stop-sign post as a spear. I feel like I really found myself and lost myself all in one go.
I'm better at video games when I just drink. I learned that and I got off that soul-gripping shit for good, so no worries (((fellow anons)))
0a0f78 No.14591965
>>14591941
meth is currently prescribed in the USA for a treatment for ADHD under the brandname desoxyn.
6dc642 No.14591968
>>14591762
>people still unironically play this trash series
Why?
9d8c66 No.14591978
The game is great but scribbling runes nonstop will scratch your touchscreen unless you get some plastic protector.
0a0f78 No.14591995
>>14591968
its a party game that lets casuals feel superior to others.
dashing trumps all other strategies and skills so someone that spent a small amount of time playing it can beat any of their friends so they get the feeling of a payoff. i love watching when people get competetive with this because you dont even have to drive on the road if you dash enough, so its just a bunch of people boosting through the level crashing into walls and cutting corners.
9d8c66 No.14591998
>>14591968
It's Fun With Friends (TM) which, as you know, makes any game's flaws irrelevant. Specially Nintendo games.
6905ca No.14592017
>>14591995
Sounds like someone got badly beat at Mario Kart.
920a4d No.14592046
>be me 10 years old
>played DBZ budokai tenkaichi for 6 hours straight
>the game has various situations where you have to spin your analog rapidly to win against your oponent
>when the session ended the skin of the palm of my hand peeled all off
28241e No.14592055
>>14591978
Especially when the action gets too intense.
It really feels like you're doing magic though. It certainly is something else than selecting a spell in a menu.
cb23ed No.14592059
I forget if it's 1 or 2 or both, but Orcs Must Die is rough on the ol' mouse hand. One of the characters' attacks fires as fast as you can click, and has unlimited range, so there's no reason not to just click as fast as you can for an entire level.
0a0f78 No.14592065
>>14592017
i never got into it, but if you honestly think the game is anything more than luck, youre fooling yourself. the "end game" mechanic is dashing, which is so OP the AI on any difficulty become a non issue as soon as youre able to do it a couple times per lap, which any retard can do. but worse, nothing is stopping you from doing it constantly because the speed you gain always outweighs the "loss" of slamming into walls and driving off of the track. so theres not even a risk/reward in this mechanic, its just "more=better"
"end game" multiplayer just amounts to people who can boost more often in a single race.
once you have a small amount of practice it takes to master dashing, and familiarize yourself with the tracks, the game is just a repetative grind with little to no challenge.
youre welcome to explain how this game is actually worth playing though.
4f4455 No.14592102
I played the shit out of EBA and both Ouendan games, all those spinning wheels wrecked my old DS's screen
Also ruined my palms on the first Mario Party, I'm surprised no one mentionned it yet
Honorable mention for Wario Ware Smooth Moves, it didn't hurt me but I spent all day playing it once then I slept like a log that night
528ac1 No.14592107
Anime games like >>14591796 rot your mind and should be avoided.
166c46 No.14592134
I got blistered thumbs once after I played a few hours of King of Monsters 2 for SNES. And I had one hard drive damaged when I was installing Bard's Tale for PC.
dee728 No.14592143
>>14591959
>injecting meth
>not smoking it till you have a bright toothless smile
0e8466 No.14592154
ee1fd7 No.14592155
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>>14591998
Nice answer
>>14591995
the correct one
>>14591968
Compare this game to shit like Crash Team Racing or Diddy Kong Racing, you'll notice that the skill floor and ceiling are immensely lower in all of the Mario Karts (except maybe DS because Sneaking still requires the minimum amount of practice, Double Dash because the character + kart selection has higher meaning during the duration of a cup and Super Circuit because of how much more knowledgeable about the map you have to be).
The reason why Mario Kart is a good series is all because of the Battle modes and other challenges that you get to do, yet Nu-tendo keeps thinking that roster updates justify annual expenses. Go figure.
Also, CTR's time trials are the best of any game ever.
>>14591741
The World Ends With You, Warioware DS and Pac Pix do abhorrent things to the touch screen.
0e8466 No.14592159
>>14592143
>>14592154
Fuck sake. Why not both anon? Dry mouth is a bitch.
0a0f78 No.14592160
>>14592107
rhythm games can be fun and addicting. ever try a good one? if you somehow found yourself in possession of a ps4 get the diva x demo.
my wife plays 3 genres of games (sim, strategy, and rhythm) she got the game. i tried it and thought it was pretty satisfying
are you against the rhythm minigames in yakuza?
dee728 No.14592166
>>14592155
CTR is still the best of the genre and likely always will be.
b102ad No.14592185
>>14591978
Not to mention holding down L/R all the time to cast spells will wear down the buttons. That and snaking in Mario Kart are the reasons why the shoulder buttons on my DS barely work.
ee1fd7 No.14592200
>>14592166
Though to be fair, old Naughty Dog DID in fact copy a whole lot from Diddy Kong Racing (IIRC one dev claimed they remade some of DKR in their CTR engine just to get the right feel for the speed and jumping) and from the SNES version of Mario Kart (the battle mode is extremely similar), but otherwise it's still the greatest karting game in existence.
0a0f78 No.14592205
>>14592155
watch this guy play. his result is completely out of his control. the only thing that would give him an edge is dash/boost.
which in addition to being a stupid mechanic, its also anti-fun and tedious.
5b3dd9 No.14592297
>>14592260
Why does Sonic need a car?
0a0f78 No.14592316
>>14592297
ever play the sonic racing game that had no cars?
3fb05f No.14592321
>>14592297
Because cars are cool.
966778 No.14592334
>>14592297
for handicap reasons
fbaa0c No.14592340
>>14592297
Sonic can't swim or fly.
ee1fd7 No.14592604
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>>14592205
I think the absolute worst part of nu-Mario Kart is that they pretty much force you to do that whole tricks gimmick, which is basically CTR's jump boost except the developers want you to do it in specific areas instead of allowing you to perform it off of every jumpable area. Oh, and the Blue Shell not hitting every player in front of you but the very first one, meaning that its only use is to spite the people who can actually play instead of giving you an edge to get back in the game.
I also heard some guys legit defend the "meta" as if proper item usage is enough to justify how little skill you need to play this.
>>14592260
Part of me wants to really like this game but half of the shit going on is really bothersome to listen to. Also, All-Star items are a hit an a miss, but are mostly just a LOLGETBACKINTHIRDPLACE items. You don't need to be good or precise with their use to get back in first. Though, given the choice of playing either MK (barring 64 or Double Dash) I'd play SAR anytime.
And it's a shame too, because Mario Kart Wii has some insane modding communities behind it.
0a0f78 No.14592692
>>14592604
> defend the "meta"
can you blame anyone? if you sunk a significant amount of time/energy into a party game because it had some "meta" mechanic thats as shallow as a puddle, wouldnt you feel the need to defend it?
the meta bullshit in mk is the only thing that separates it from being electronic shutes and ladders. with the meta, its just shutes and ladders where shaking the dice faster guarantees you a better roll. itd be more fun to just play it the casual way rather than being a dice shaking contest.
df363c No.14592996
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>>14591796
Don't listen to >>14592107, he's just a salty fuck because he can't even clear Celestial Fox on Extreme.
05e567 No.14593186
>>14592996
fuck this game on controller.
07b1c4 No.14593255
>>14592996
>game doesn't require you to quickly time button presses to the degree of other rhythm games
>instead just clutters the screen with prompts to make your eyes dart around the place
Cant say I hate anime games but this looks like shit.
5bf6a6 No.14593273
>playing Way Out with my friend
>get to the armwrestling minigame
>not really a minigame, just a contest to see who can mash square faster
>we both mash at about the same speed
>we both are stubborn
>we mashed buttons for solid twenty minutes, I fucking lost, and for the next two days my thumbs and forearms were hurting.
fdf077 No.14593377
>Mario Party 1
>the game's minigames are super cutthroat
>you can go from being in first to having your entire load of funds ripped out of your grasp in a single game
>if you aren't playing "players vs AI", you'll want to kill your friends/family
>sometimes it'll happen anyway
>many minigames require spinning the stick
>to do this the fastest, you hold the controller sideways and spin it with the palm of your hand
>tear holes in your hands still have a callous on my right hand
>can break the stick
>you either do this or face getting fucked six ways from sunday
>Metroid NES
>input cheatcode
>ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHERFUCKER
>gives you decent stuff
>but starts the game with about 10,000 years playtime on it
>can't move past first screen
>eventually freezes
>will brick your NES
>on remakes and virtual console, will still brick the system you use
d2fe89 No.14594300
449124 No.14594438
>>14591968
Because it's fun, asshole.
24d7ce No.14594713
>>14594300
>cuckaiden still frequents 8ch
5bd059 No.14594758
After a few months, I had a mental breakdown and ripped the cord out of the console. I wrapped it around my hand and began violently flailing it against the ground over and over again. Took a deep breathe and walked away never to touch the game again until MAME was a thing. I still have not beaten this game to this day. I forget how many seconds passed before I died the one and only time I made it to stage 8. Seriously FUCK THIS GAME
b4ea83 No.14594763
>>14594758
You sound like an autist
c2794a No.14594764
Setting entire snownigger fleets on fire is quite fun
24d7ce No.14594769
>>14594758
>inb4 it's some entry-tier casual shit that would tohofags laugh
Looking up perferct playthrough on jewtube right now.
5bd059 No.14594772
>>14594763
You sound like you've never played R-Type.
05ad80 No.14594778
>>14592316
Yes. It was called sonic riders.
5bd059 No.14594782
>>14594775
>MAME
I don't believe it for a second.
025ab2 No.14594793
monster hunter claw on PSP
b7b8e8 No.14594925
>>14592160
I could never get good at dancing in Yakuza 0. I’ve been a Karaoke master since the days of Yakuza 3, I’ve perfected Outrun and Space Harrier, I’ve even mastered the Telephone club. Hell, I taught myself how to play Shogi just to get more game completion, but the dancing still kicks my ass.
94ef88 No.14596729
>>14594438
So is getting facefucked all night long, but i wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
acc333 No.14597010
>>14591968
Autists love the bright colours and soft-nerf like graphics.
Ditto for children.
Soyboys love it because e-celebs tell them it's approved double plus good, and there's no chance of anything challenging them intellectually.
Skilless casualfags like it because of the high level of randomness in the gameplay and the severe punishing of any hint of competence.
995330 No.14597351
>>14591741
Speaking of games destructive to the players, it doesn't get more destructive than Berzerk. Two people have died of heart attacks immediately upon getting to the high score list. I have thought about trying to see if I could die from playing it too, but there's no way I could reach those kind of scores.
9d36cf No.14597438
>>14593377
I was here to post the mario party example, it was fucking painful
5b3ed7 No.14598505
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>>14591763
Existed all the way back in San Andreas, anon. That's how you know RAGE was literally built on top of the Renderware engine, which is now 25 years old.
285215 No.14598536
>>14593377
That
ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER
password is hilarious and terrifying still to this day. Are there any other examples of things in games that can brick the console itself? There were some glitches in Link's Awakening and Pokemon Red and Blue that could iirc.
a0b96d No.14598537
Crash Bandicoot has been my favorite game ever since it first came out. So when N. Sane Trilogy came out, with Relics in Crash 1 and 2, I played non-stop for about 24 hours. Trying to get the platinum relics in a few particularly hard levels, especially the hardest levels in Crash 1, I ended up tearing a tendon in my upper arm. Gave myself tennis elbow from playing a video game. Couldn't play any video games, or get any sleep, for like two weeks. I got all the Platinum Relics though.
Then they released the Stormy Ascent DLC and I can only get Gold on that so far.
a0b96d No.14598694
>>14592200
They obviously built upon games that came before them, but seriously, just play DKR and then play CTR and tell me DKR's controls are even close to as good. Same with Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64. It's not even close. Crash's boosting mechanics alone make it way more fun and interesting. Not to mention things like track design.
abdf39 No.14598741
>>14594758
Wow anon, there are some far more infuriating scoots 'n' shoots. Never touch Rayforce or Dimahoo for instance. Or Gradius III.
5b3ed7 No.14598742
>>14597351
Apparently a third guy was killed 6 years to the day of the first victim, this time stabbed by some spic who was looking for trouble to begin with. Kikepedia don't mention it though and I could only find one secondary source on it, so it may have just been made up.
21f73b No.14598768
>>14591741
I was surprised at how much I actually came to like the Ranger games. My poor DS screen.
>>14591978
That game was damn fun.
Fighting friends was also hilarious as we'd only spam that meteor earth spell.
I would probably add DS Guitar Hero to the pile, especially with that one Joe Satriani song.
6d1e09 No.14600775
This is just partly the game's fault but since I am a poorfag in a barren apartment my only desk is my late grandmother's cheap kitchen table from back when my country was a socialist dictatorship.
My mouse arms rests in an uncomfortable position on the edge of that table and playing Path of Exile for several hours non-stop the past recent days made my right arm slightly numb overall with a sharp stinging pain in my hand whenever I grip something.
d3f756 No.14600811
MH4U and XX have destroyed my 3DS's R, X, and B buttons to the point where presses only register half of the time, and the c-stick is so worn down it can barely be manipulated.
I'd replace it but what the hell is the point at this stage in the system's life cycle.
85e573 No.14600818
>>14594793
The PSP's analog stick was total dogshit, but playing Ace Combat X intensely on it caused my stick to permanently drift because of the strong movements I had to pull off with the thing.
0cf6a2 No.14600869
I used to emulate the Megaman Zero games as they came out. I sacrificed 2 logitech pc joypads to them, they both had some unresponsive keys by the end.
3cc356 No.14601212
>>14591741
Pokemon Dash, also for the DS.
It requires constant swipping, constant fast swipping. You will scratch the screen with the constant repetitive movement.