141ce7 No.14577591
Happy Easter, /v/!
I would like to celebrate the return of the Lord Jesus Christ my way, and that's through vidya. Any Easter-themed vidya gaemz, past or present?
Also, behold my OC
67eab8 No.14577641
Binding of Issac and that Noah doom reskin.
ed5d56 No.14577676
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Don't let the Easter Nigger chalk your vidya. And go easy on the candy.
1108b1 No.14577684
FFT had a feeling of a vaguely european setting with politics between church, state and interest groups
fceb4f No.14577686
a4f912 No.14577689
>>14577647
>vidya ensure salvation
>mfw our lord and savior Jesus Christ was the first pirate
0382c7 No.14577690
>>14577686
Where did you learn that from, the university of Jerusalem
fceb4f No.14577692
>>14577686
do you fucking think Jesus was a white man, how fucking stupid could you fucking be cuck?
e324b0 No.14577695
>>14577686
Jesus was white. Don't try to convince me otherwise
fceb4f No.14577709
>>14577695
(((white))) like a Starbuck's latte..
2d1f46 No.14577716
>>14577695
>shitskin kike
>white
fddc17 No.14577717
>easter
>april 1st
So does that make Jesus the ultimate prankster? He fooled a bunch of people into thinking he was dead.
09212b No.14577718
>>14577689
Jesus sounds like a bro. I wonder what kind of vidya he would enjoy.
ca4c84 No.14577721
>>14577591
Too bad God isn't real.
e324b0 No.14577729
Mods must be having dinner with their families. I will be having dinner with my family here soon. I don't hate this thread enough to report it, but I hope it's deleted by the time I get back.
d69085 No.14577731
Reminder that if christians had it their way with video games, they would make sjws and their cultural subversion look like a joke.
2d1f46 No.14577732
>>14577729
>having dinner at noon
ca4c84 No.14577734
>>14577729
I bet you're the same faggot that ruined webm threads.
e324b0 No.14577735
>>14577729
I guess I'll shit up the the thread a bit by posting pics of what I will be eating within the next couple hours.
0f8ce4 No.14577739
>>14577717
Easter was on 4/20 a few years ago. Does that mean Jesus was both the ultimate stoner and also Hitler?
e324b0 No.14577740
>>14577732
You don't know where I am.
e324b0 No.14577742
>>14577734
Webm threads on /v/ were ruined long ago without any help I could have ever offered
2d1f46 No.14577746
>>14577735
Stop blogposting, faggot.
e324b0 No.14577749
>>14577746
<caring about what anyone posts in a shitposting thread
8151c8 No.14577760
>>14577689
Jesus truly died for our sins
>>14577735
>that many french fries
>well done
Fucking subhuman
>>14577742
>webm autist is here
e324b0 No.14577775
>>14577760
You think that's a lot of fries?
check this out
f0ae8c No.14577777
>>14577775
kill yourself, cuck
ad9f61 No.14577781
>>14577735
That looks fucking gross
1de973 No.14577782
>>14577777
holy quints demand it
2d1f46 No.14577783
>>14577775
What is that, Five Guys?
48f206 No.14577792
>>14577777
quints have spoken
e324b0 No.14577797
>>14577783
Yep, and it's just a couple minutes from my house. Once a month, I get me a quadruple bacon cheeseburger and two large fries. Of course, they always dump a shitload of more fries in the bag, so I end up with like three large fries
a4f912 No.14577803
>>14577777
you are just feeding him (you)'s anon kun
f52732 No.14577837
>>14577717
>IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
763a70 No.14577844
>>14577827
Oh boy, here comes the autism. I await your (40).
697e73 No.14577862
>>14577827
>refusing to celebrate the birth and resurrection of Christ because your distant ancestors celebrated their gods on the same day
9d847c No.14577866
>>14577591
that seems like a misuse of what is sacred, OP
I could call that sacrilege
974546 No.14577871
>>14577827
do any of those videos have any proof that a jewish god exists?
763a70 No.14577880
>>14577871
I can guarantee you they're all theologians spouting off about quantum physics they barely understand in a feeble attempt to make god the only logical way the universe could exist.
697e73 No.14577897
>>14577871
>buying into Jewish lies about the nature of God
First off, being chosen by God is not necessarily a good thing. People chosen by God more often than not get their shit pushed in by the temporal world. Second, the Jews are cursed by God after rejecting and murdering His son, which they did because they were dumb kikes who misinterpreted God's attempt to sponsor and reform them as favor and exemption from divine law.
When you say that God is Jewish, you're literally buying into the "Judeo-Christian" myth. Jews worship Satan and/or themselves, not God.
763a70 No.14577903
>>14577898
Okay now you're just being stupid on purpose.
583ee7 No.14577905
>>14577827
> not celebrating Christiandom's victory over the pagan hordes by culturally appropriating their holidays
The only religiousy game I have right now is Spawn to keep it on topic.
697e73 No.14577923
>>14577921
>being a protestant
oh no no no
28b43d No.14577928
>>14577827
>>14577893
>>14577895
>>14577921
>YouTube
fdac56 No.14577931
>>14577871
Does a Exodus 20:7 or some divine entity exist in or beyond our universe? Maybe. Who can really say? We're just mortals stuck to our little solar system.
Does the kike Exodus 20:7, yahweh, exist as interpreted exactly the way he was in the bible, word for word? Definitely not.
583ee7 No.14577947
>>14577921
> Spouting 500 year old memes
> Imblying that yer average catholic considers Rome over what they can read in their bibles
The vulgate mass isn't around anymore anon, you guys won and your lack of faith for your fellow christians is disturbing.
317784 No.14577949
697e73 No.14577953
>>14577947
You shouldn't pay too close attention to Rome because Francis is a heretic. That doesn't mean you should go full sola scriptura either.
317784 No.14577954
>>14577947
(((Fellow))) 'Christians' more like. Protestantism is a hereticish blight.
317784 No.14577957
>>14577954
Oh look, you can't say J e w anymore. It gets filtered to heretic. Try it.
697e73 No.14577962
>>14577954
Protestantism is literally a regression to Semitism.
Also heretic. J e w
2d7119 No.14577963
>>14577957
Probably an April Fools thing
697e73 No.14577969
>>14577967
Exodus 20:7? G o d
2d7119 No.14577975
fdac56 No.14577980
>>14577969
Yeah. That. You have to spell it out with spaces, apparently.
The word "G o d" changes to exodus 20:7.
697e73 No.14577982
>>14577976
>if you think Protestants are dumb heretics who are basically the coin-clutchers of One who lovesianity then you deny the Exodus
2d7119 No.14577984
okay enough with the games, are the filters too much?
317784 No.14577985
>>14577963
No, it's blatantly disrespecting the Messiah by making it so you can't say who killed him. It is a psyop.
The Exodus thing is even worse. The name of the Lord is Yahweh, not ghad.
317784 No.14577990
>>14577984
No word filters ever. This shit is worse than /pol/'s. Especially on an actual holy day, you spineless, balless, One who loves slaying kake.
2d7119 No.14577991
>>14577985
Oh, I'll just remove it then. Thought it applied to One who lovesianity as well
317784 No.14577995
>>14577990
Oh can't say k ike either? What a shock you defend hereticry on such a day.
296c8b No.14577997
>>14577984
Stay away from word filters in the first place cunt
697e73 No.14578003
>>14577984
What if we want to talk theology cakeman? "heretic" needs echoes.
>>14577985
YHWH is a title too iirc
2d7119 No.14578006
>>14577990
Very well I removed them.
fuck
shit
kike
jew
god
jesus
christ
bitch
soy
cuck
cunt
nigger
black
2d7119 No.14578008
e324b0 No.14578010
>>14577591
A SPERM ON A CROSS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
317784 No.14578011
>>14578003
No, YHWH is a name. The fact that the name has meaning doesn't make it less of a name.
317784 No.14578012
>>14578010
Mark is a Christ hating kike.
317784 No.14578014
>>14578012
Lol and now I'm Mark.
2d7119 No.14578018
>>14578014
There we go Mark, that should be better than the wordfilters
fdac56 No.14578023
>>14578010
No joke. It's the song's actual lyrics:
"Joy to the world, the lord is cum"
317784 No.14578029
>>14578018
Let's all go out and be better at being Mark than Mark. Talk to girls, have friends, souls, etc.
2d7119 No.14578034
>>14578029
That sounds gay
763a70 No.14578038
>>14578029
That would make us better people. To be a better mark we would need to eat more cake, scare off more women, and fuck up on /v/ more often.
317784 No.14578046
317784 No.14578051
I hereby declare this session of the Elders of Mark to order. How shall we subvert the goyim?
2d1f46 No.14578060
>>14578051
Oy vey, we should coerce them into wasting their time playing video games and shitposting so they don't see our true master plan.
47c0f0 No.14578072
To get this thread somewhat back on track: everyone should play Fight of Gods. It's still a bit clunky in Early Access and they still don't have online play, but it's still the only fighting game I know of that lets you play as Jesus Christ.
11e408 No.14578108
>>14577793
How many video games have churches? true christian ones not, hey this is place of worship for (X) but totally not christian even thought it is designed like a cathedral
Castlevannia
drawing a blank for some reason
>>14577953
Denying the Holy Father is heresy
>>14578072
Bible fight you could do that
317784 No.14578109
>>14578072
>Zeus
>cesti
What
013ed0 No.14578111
>>14577735
You will go to hell if you ruin a piece of meat like that with those shitty fries. Everyone knows a fine piece of meat should be served with mashed potatoes (no gravy)and steamed vegetables, bonus points if the steak is cooked with butter, rosemary and sea salt
1de973 No.14578138
>>14578108
First among equals, heretic
317784 No.14578153
>>14577735
>well done
Degenerate.
a4f912 No.14578154
>>14578029
>not playing videogames
>>>/cuckchan/
f82139 No.14578155
>>14577735
>He likes eating well done steaks
98b1db No.14578162
>>14577689
>fish
And who do you think owns the intellectual rights to those?
>bread
Literally mix of wheat and water. If you think mashing two things together warrants calling it original content then you're Sonichu tier autist.
You faggots constantly steal my work and call it yours.
aed139 No.14578163
>>14577735
>well done and not medium rare like a man
>fucking french fries
The fuck is actually wrong with you? I wasn't even going to post. I was just going to lurk the thread because I had nothing to contribute but you forced my hand. Kill yourself.
a4f912 No.14578166
>>14578072
>you can finally purge all the herectics as Jesus Our Lord and Savior Christ
a253bf No.14578180
>>14578155
>he likes eating raw meat
317784 No.14578184
>>14578163
To be fair, steak frites is a good meal, but you're supposed to have really thick fries with slivers of rare-medium rare steak on top.
317784 No.14578186
>>14578180
Anon you are eating shoe leather.
a4f912 No.14578195
>>14578162
>pirating is a religious right
>oh vey! bad goyim!
3aa242 No.14578196
>>14578180
>>14578155
>implying the best way to eat steak isn't boiled in milk
a253bf No.14578204
>>14578188
Rare meat is the biggest normalfag meme of all time, and so many people fall for it, too. The worst part about it though is that it spawns faggots that will be damned if they don't shit up every place in the universe where a well done piece of meat shall show up.
f82139 No.14578212
>>14578204
>Rare meant
>normalfag meme
This is what soy boys believe.
ec2d16 No.14578215
>>14578204
You need to be 18 years old to post here.
a253bf No.14578226
>>14578212
>everyone who disagrees with me is soyfag
>>>/reddit/
It's kinda like fingerbox memeing, except fingerbox is ironic to 100%, there are no people that take it seriously.
f82139 No.14578231
>>14578226
>Defending your emasculation by eating pleb steaks
>>>/cuckchan/
96d53d No.14578246
>>14578231
>ito's shit is being made into anime
God truly abandoned us
2d1f46 No.14578260
>>14578111
>mashed potatoes (no gravy)
96f9d7 No.14578262
>>14578246
>being this slow
Its shit btw
96d53d No.14578286
>>14578262
>being this slow
I don't follow ito and I don't follow anime
>Its shit btw
Not sure if I should be glad about it. Fuck ito.
013ed0 No.14578288
>>14578260
Gravy is literally for niggers and retards, mashed potatoes should be served with green onions like a white man
2d1f46 No.14578301
>>14578288
>Gravy is literally for niggers and retards
Shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you.
317784 No.14578314
>>14578188
I degrease my pizza because I don't like getting my hands sticky.
7cfd9c No.14578357
>>14577735
You remind me of a friend of mine. He one upped your shit taste though by always putting ketchup on his steak.
>>14578322
>I want to crusade
We all do anon. Oh and happy Easter /v/.
96f9d7 No.14578366
>>14578286
>I don't follow anime
lol fag
0c9adb No.14578382
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
also bepnis in bageina
a4f912 No.14578385
>>14578322
>still no crusade formed with protestant, catholic and ortodoxs to purge the muslims from Europa
370b66 No.14578388
>>14577731
> they would make sjws and their cultural subversion look like a joke.
If I had my way with video games I would make pro-genocide vidya where you get to slaughter kikes and their Marxist followers in any way you want and RPGs set during Byzantine Empire where you get to defend the holy kingdom from the roach hordes
t. Christian
0c9adb No.14578389
>>14578385
>probesdand
There lies problem
1fdb78 No.14578399
>>14577775
The appearance suggests five guys, which, though expensive, are fucking delicious.
Except when they fuck up your order, which should be punishable by turning them into mincemeat for their outrageous prices.
3aa242 No.14578404
>>14577775
>grey beard
It's nice to see other old fucks on here.
0c9adb No.14578406
3aa242 No.14578410
>>14578406
Yes, Anon. You've got adequate reading comprehension.
370b66 No.14578425
>>14578414
WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY REPORTS YOU COCK SUCKER
9096dc No.14578432
Daily reminder that "heretic/infidel/goyim!" is just "raycis!" but for religious damage control, it is also not an argument.
6cb494 No.14578449
>>14577702
>>14577709
Technically he's caucasian, being Semitic.
6cb494 No.14578451
317784 No.14578457
>>14578449
Semites aren't Caucasian, they're asiatic.
317784 No.14578461
>>14578425
>implying Mark could get cock
1c7491 No.14578484
I suddenly remembered that Warcraft 3 had one of these obscure fun maps made by Blizzard itself where you controlled some horrendously ugly Furbolg/Rabbit hybrid.
f82139 No.14578537
>>14578461
>tfw he fails to get cock even when he goes to gay bars
9a9aeb No.14578569
697e73 No.14578609
>>14578108
You can't be the Holy Father if you commit actual heresy and try to radically modify Church doctrine. "Hell isn't real," indeed.
317784 No.14578633
>>14578609
To be fair, that seems to be another leftists italian junket running wild with the truth, like when he said that abstinent homosexual men could receive the communion and somehow that became "God loves fags."
11e408 No.14578666
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14578385
The world needs more Dredd games.
And another crusade
a1e961 No.14578681
>>14577717
>Jesus is the trickster
HMMMMMMM
fe547b No.14578682
Stop worshipping a kike on a stick and come home to your Pagan roots, white man.
e9d33c No.14578696
Fuck the pope, join the church of Terry.
5730a2 No.14578705
>>14578682
Hot and possibly heretical take: Pagan gods are angels and demons, and while they are real, and the ones that are worshiped are usually good, you're still mistaken for worshiping them when the one true God has revealed Himself and given up on the Jews.
1f134c No.14578710
>>14578682
>LARPing
>worshipping demons/fallen angels instead of Jehovah/Jesus the Creator of the universe
fe547b No.14578747
>>14578710
>yahweh
>not a deranged desert demon
are christcucks really this delusional
also stop using sage as a downvote
d387c5 No.14578762
>>14578705
I often wonder about this. If they do good (in other words, align themselves with God), then are they really evil? Whereas the kikes are fucking devil worshipers, they don't care as long as it's evil and will empower them to commit more evil. I just have a hard time disrespecting anyone that would truly help white people, even if I don't worship them myself. I don't know.
>>14578288
Potatoes are "literally" for potato niggers, no matter what you do to them or put on them. :^)
37ff7f No.14578770
>>14578682
>Mane, we wuz vikangs an shieet til dem muthafuckin Christians started keepen us brothas down.
>Let me destroy priceless architecture on a fucking whim.
Varg is a nigger.
827058 No.14578818
>>14577689
Reminder that Christ was not only a Jew, but the prototypical SJW/Communist who favored societal dregs above others and preached a way of life that was feasible only if you were literally the Son of God. Sorry Jesus I can't ignore the laws of physics like you, can't go around being "selfless" with my magical powers.
20c503 No.14578844
>>14578162
In that case, who owns any of the materials used to make vidya?
37ff7f No.14578849
>>14578818
>communist
>”Oy vey, he persecuted those innocent entrepreneurs in the temple. That means he was against (((capitalism))).”
>helping the poor now makes you an SJW
1f134c No.14578863
>>14578818
Communism is the exact opposite of Christianity you retard.
There's a reason why in the cold war America was conservative, christian and capitalist whereas the USSR was pure atheistic communism.
After the Fall in Genesis, God put a curse on Adam.
>in your sweat you shall work
That's capitalism right there. You need to earn a living, work for it.
There won't be a utopia untill Christ comes back. Man cannot create a utopia. Communism is satanically motivated because it says man will create a utopia.
It seems you are also completely oblivious to the French Revolution and how it similar it is to the Bolshevik one. Christian monarchies were overthrown in exchange for atheistic savagery.
1f134c No.14578871
>Christian posts and redpills suddenly got deleted
goldenrod is a faggot.
when is Mark gonna demote that power-abusing cunt?
a1e961 No.14578875
>>14578863
>people working is capitalism
c12227 No.14578884
>>14578863
<not knowing commies werk, but they do it for breadcrumbs xddd
1f134c No.14578899
>>14578884
Socialism discourages work because your income will just be "redistributed" aka stolen by the state. It encourages welfare or lazy behavior.
Capitalism rewards work, especially creativity.
5730a2 No.14578936
>>14578863
It's Satanic because it's created by Jews and it denies Christ and the natural order, not because it's Utopian.
5730a2 No.14578941
>>14578899
Capitalism is Jewish too. Fascism is the only modern political theory in tune with natural law.
0c9adb No.14578960
>>14578941
This to be very honest
c12227 No.14578967
>>14578899
yeah but you still work for breadcrumps in socialism, that's not even the worst meme part, the worst part about it is the fact that it won't trade with other countries because it's high up in it's ass to think it survive by it's own means especially in a land without varied resources.
6dc408 No.14578979
OP here under a new proxy. Did my thread turn into a Skyrim thread? I was hoping so.
Can anyone help me with this issue? Turned on my game and my 'fu's head was all small. Tried everything to no avail. I do not have any mods installed. Anyone help?
6dc408 No.14578990
Also, anyone rate my Skaifu?
8eba48 No.14579140
>>14578941
>Capitalism is Jewish too.
That's why having a Free Market society is better than having a Capitalist society.
5730a2 No.14579149
>>14579140
Sounds like you're playing Bolshevik word games. When people talk about capitalism they're talking about liberal, free market, free trade, open borders capitalism, not the commie meme definition of "any economic system involving wages."
d63699 No.14579153
JESUS IS BOILING IN HELL WITHIN A POT OF SEMEN
EASTER IS ABOUT KILLING THOTS AND EGYPTIANS
8eba48 No.14579166
>>14579149
>When people talk about capitalism they're talking about liberal, free market, free trade, open borders capitalism
There is still a very fine distinction between the two. While the U.S. is still very much a "Free Market" country, it has become much more capitalist than it once was (Largely as a result of the industrial revolution).
5730a2 No.14579174
>>14579166
>syndicalism on one side, fascism on the other
>using the Bolshevik mischaracterization of corporatism
e088cb No.14579184
3a6a53 No.14579208
>>14578705
>>14578710
If you believe that the god of the Jews is the true god, but all other gods are also literally real - they're just foul spirits - then why can't you understand that there's no reason for that belief other than "well, it's this team and I picked it."? Why don't you understand that it's likely that you, in fact, who are wrong, since you bet on the lord of Jews: a god primarily concerned with (((their))) wellbeing. Or the king of the Jews, the anointed one (((he))) sent to further (((their))) goals. It just doesn't make sense to worship the chief regent of the people of the sand when you are not a sand person yourself.
>>14578747
Saging just to get a ticket from the sage police.
db87ad No.14579210
f15e06 No.14579228
>>14579174
He we see a sheep unwilling to learn
5730a2 No.14579231
>>14579208
I don't even believe that other gods are necessarily foul spirits, I believe that they're spirits in general. There are good and evil pagan gods because there are good and evil angels.
As to the boilerplate kike on a stick shit, Christ literally tells the antecedents of modern Jews to repent or be cursed, and they chose the latter option. Jews are cursed by God and are the servants of Satan because they rejected Christ. Just because every Protestant church in America teaches Christian Zionism and dispensationalism doesn't mean it's not rank fucking heresy. Supercessionism is the correct position on the Talmudists.
5730a2 No.14579242
>>14579228
When your purported political axis puts radically dissimilar ideologies next to each other and related ideologies far apart it can be disregarded.
fc1468 No.14579293
What if gods/demons/angels are simply manifestations of will, of thought and consciousness upon this plane of reality that affects probability and chance. with belief as the foundation for their existence. that sapience creates distortions in reality.
2f707b No.14579336
If I asked God to erase me without sending me to heaven or hell, would he?
e65e61 No.14579369
>>14578288
Irish aren't real whites.
177d75 No.14579395
d387c5 No.14579420
>>14579231
>that image
>jews have an obsession with feces, urine, etc. and think it's funny and even sometimes fetishize it
Not really helping your case, man.
>>14579242
Not entirely, the scale is obviously one of freedom vs. authority, but seeing as the supposedly good end of the scale (the freedom side, going from the light vs. dark imagery) purports that everyone has essentially melded together spiritually and have no body (a pipe dream), anyone that isn't retarded can see where he stands. Also note that anything even remotely authoritarian is implied to have a logical conclusion in dystopia, complete with muh loominati. Surely this is a jewish infographic or a parody of one.
0e3e69 No.14579436
>>14579336
Can you recall the last time someone asked GOD of anything and their was a response? I do, I ask God to make metafags salty and they are!
fc2371 No.14579690
>Easter-theme
>not Easter-eggs
YOU HAD ONE JOB, OP
177d75 No.14579705
>>14578322
Haha this is the most cucked shit I’ve ever heard.
fc2371 No.14579713
>>14578682
>implying Nazareth was in Judea
>implying the genealogies in the Gospels belonged to Jesus, and not Joseph
>implying Jesus was to inherit the throne of David through Joseph (an actual Judean), and not through Divine Prophecy revealed to Mother Mary
>denying the Immaculate conception of Christ
LARPagans and Fagthiests BTFO every single time on this because they are illterate.
4afca6 No.14579715
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14577797
>>14577783
5 GUYS, BURGERS AND FRIES