f6828a No.14575980
Just a reminder to not believe any vidya announcements for the next 24 hours.
Take all leaks as hoaxes, believe no trailers, don't watch any videos with titles such as "New Details on [upcoming game]".
Have a shitty April Fools.
I fucking hate this day.
760fba No.14575982
I wonder how many actually good and wanted announcements will be April Fools jokes.
7fb660 No.14575987
I love a good prank. False hope in the darkest of hours is not a good prank.
3de869 No.14576029
I sympathize OP. It is a day of normalfags being unfunny and marketing campaigns being unfunny and misleading.
7736b1 No.14576034
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>>14575980
Kudos on Squeenix with that one, using one of their gacha games and making it a classic RPG with a bit of effort.
1e3c0f No.14576045
Do you think there will be an April Fool prank on /v/ too?
85a8e7 No.14576053
CAPCOM ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS CONTINUING DEVELOPMENT OF MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3
http://archive.is/3ED3i
760fba No.14576067
>>14576063
time to do this to Cliffy Blazinga
85a8e7 No.14576073
>>14576063
I wish I could april fools as good as that guy.
Maybe we should do that but with lawbreakers?
d8a1b5 No.14576111
Only the best April fools for the best Waifu of 2017.
cf23e9 No.14576146
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>>14575980
This holiday is retarded, especially when it comes to vidya news and youtubers posting non-videos.
Sage for no bideo gams
175404 No.14576155
>>14576048
No shitposters allowed.
9b829b No.14576157
Fuck, how much "clever" bullshit is reddit going to have today
61028a No.14576180
>>14576146
Holy shit! Dat raptor
f6828a No.14576184
>>14576157
That's not what bothers me about April Fools, what bothers me are all the means-spirited assholes who think being complete pricks is "just a prank, bro".
This is the worst Holiday of the year, it was dying out in the 1800's until various newspapers and other such things started doing hoaxes.
>>14576180
The only good thing he posted, the rest is trash
f6828a No.14576187
>>14576184
>means
Damn it, *mean
2c2fda No.14576194
>>14576146
tfw no lingerie and also tfw not a cboy
cfd7d2 No.14576203
>>14576194
Here's your (you) you cockmongler
01b4f6 No.14576270
>>14576146
>Western furry
>Not kemono
Post good stuff.
fb6692 No.14576278
GOOD GAME FINALLY COMING OUT!
lmao XDDDDDD gotcha! ;_;
31d231 No.14576279
>>14576053
They did that already a few years ago and then dropped the project. There was a good chunk of concept art including a Roll model
9450f0 No.14576305
>>14576279
You'd think Capcom would be lacking in Roll models.
7ae040 No.14576309
3a52bb No.14576331
Ha ha
How much would it cost to enslave some East Europeans to work on a game?
c6b7aa No.14576337
>>14576331
>Stalker 2 never ever
Don't do this to me fam
72caff No.14576341
>>14576331
Around 2-3k dollars per month will get you programmer with some experience in Poland. It should be even less in Ukraine.
Honestly I don't know too much about job market here but it is a joke compared to money you will earn elsewhere.
4bdea2 No.14576348
>>14576053
That's not even funny anon. Kill yourself for that.
00fd91 No.14576360
3a52bb No.14576361
>>14576341
If it works what I’m doing, then get ready for a great year in 6 years time.
No, can’t say what I’m doing.
dd8a3f No.14576374
>>14576361
Do you have another hint for the six year old screenshot that i might look at if something happens
3a52bb No.14576389
>>14576374
There will be Mark’s face somewhere
100a70 No.14576396
Any noteworthy stuff yet?
85a8e7 No.14576407
>>14576348
Thank you anon I try my best.
e50013 No.14576409
I really hate April Fool's Day. The jokes are never funny, they only fool retards, and more often than not some site I happen to use gets it in their head that it would be just fucking hilarious to obstruct normal use with their "joke". True to form, this year it's IQDB. At least their "joke" is just a couple seconds on each search.
85a8e7 No.14576422
>>14576360
Thats actually put a big smile on my face.
I can never get enough of those, not even in current year +3.
3e68d0 No.14576432
>>14576422
I unironically love rick astley.
f6828a No.14576435
>>14576432
He has some catchy songs, Never Gonna Give You Up isn't his best work though.
3e68d0 No.14576439
>>14576435
never gonna give you up is my favorite
3772d4 No.14576539
>>14576337
It could be worse. You could get a game that's to STALKER what Fallout 3 was to Fallout. Also that's what the cancelled STALKER 2 was going to be.
9c5d03 No.14576594
Path of Exile got a joke battle royale mode for april fools. It's janky but fun.
c586df No.14576686
>>14576594
Now watch them make it a regular feature when they see the popularity it got.
6915df No.14576722
>>14576686
That is a good way to go.
There's few things worse than a fun April's Fool feature that gets canned as soon as the day ends.
f6828a No.14576902
>>14576439
You're my favorite
100a70 No.14577133
Nothing interesting happened yet, it's so boring.
97e498 No.14577139
>>14577133
APRIL FOOLS! I NEVER LIKED YOU XD
fb7a70 No.14577147
>>14576034
Still, I really would play the heck out of that if it were real, mostly because Dark Fina.
It's a real shame they killed her off at the end of the first season.
f971fe No.14577206
>>14576146
>ECMajor
Shoo shoo ponyfag
6b2463 No.14577234
Allan just confirmed Serious Sam 4 is cancelled!
Just kidding, they never started development
0e529c No.14577363
>>14575980
OP is a humorless faggot. Go be a robot at your home.
>>>/r9k/
0e529c No.14577375
>>14576360
Valve should announce Half-Life 3 on April Fools. The joke would be that it is for real this time.
a936da No.14577387
Why not spread as many harmful (but plausible) rumors as possible, to ruin companies for a long time?
Normalfags will believe anything.
0e529c No.14577399
>>14577387
Because the moment you meme that John Romero is a dangerous pedophile, it comes true.
cf23e9 No.14577406
>>14577206
He's more a camelid fag, he does pony shit cause he really likes feral, but his passion is more camels and llamas
eb47c4 No.14577534
April 2nd should be called April Tools Day like "April 2Ls Day". We should commit even greater antics.
0e529c No.14577632
7ae040 No.14577678
so, anything funny happening today?
3de869 No.14577698
>>14577406
His passion is trash if it's not horse pussy.
f1aca7 No.14577708
>>14577678
Vinesauce didn't got any glitches in skyrim and repeatedly was dying more in it than in bloodborne.
a2a69c No.14577710
God I hate April Fools.
>>14576087
That implies Futari Wa on the GBA was good, which it isn't.
That's the latest pink? looks weird.
515f0a No.14577714
>>14577708
>Skyrim
>no glitches
Do you think we're all gullible idiots, anon?
ba106b No.14577726
>>14575980
>Just a reminder to not believe any vidya announcements for the next 24 hours.
April 1st is the only day of the year when game journalists admit openly writing bullshit articles.
b8c910 No.14577733
>no April Fools on /v/
I am severely disappointed in you, Mark
515f0a No.14577744
>>14577733
This board is the joke.
8359f6 No.14577745
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>>14577678
The guys at Gaijin Entertainment(Warthunder) just added submarines to their game. For all their faults they always add interesting modes for April Fools(two years ago they added AT-ATs and I think three years ago, they had a giant radioactive snail attacking a city, and you had to defeat it.)
77eedd No.14577759
OH SHIT, BANNERLORD RELEASE DATE IS DECEMBER 5TH
62b63a No.14577763
>>14577678
Sukeban Games announced Va11halla Kids
http://sukeban.moe/index.php/2018/04/01/announcing-va-11-hall-a-kids/
And this Video can be unlocked in the game folder if you guess the password
WHAT DOES IT MEAN????
b8c910 No.14577767
Taleworlds April Fools is they changed the avatar of everyone on their forum to a MLP gif and gave every used a MLP name, as well as changing their logo
10b411 No.14577776
>the vidya industry taunts gamers with a glimpse of what could be, only to snatch it away at the end of the day and continue to shovel shit
It's like they know everything is shit and they know they could do better, but they just give us shit on purpose.
77eedd No.14577778
>>14577767
>T*rkish horsefuckers
like pottery
eb151d No.14577826
Has there ever been an 'april fool's joke' which turned out to be completely serious?
6e3651 No.14577838
>>14577826
Blizzard does this from time to time
fafe75 No.14577848
>>14577776
What are you referring to specifically?
The WotLK launch event was a zombie apocalypse where players could convert all humanoid npcs to zombies and have them follow behind them in a horde, paladins and priests could dispel infection stacks and were the prime fighters of the infection. The event was planned to be 7 days long but only lasted 2 days because the bitching on the forums was overwhelming. I woke up that morning wanting to play some lulzy zombie shit in the cities only to find that it wasn't there.
9b6333 No.14577850
>>14577826
Toonami came back so there's that. Companies will use April Fools as a safe way of testing ideas, because they can always cancel and go "haha, we were only joking!"
6ca27b No.14577857
>>14577826
H3h3 getting added to payday
6b2463 No.14577881
>>14577854
Ubisoft will never make a high budget focused action style Blood Dragon with insane boss battles and intense cyber sword fighting and without the silly open world Far Cry 3 mechanics.
9c7fc0 No.14577892
>>14577826
I just read about Apple looking to hire Linux Kernel developers and had a chuckle. Then I read it was real and laughed some more.
6ca27b No.14577894
>>14577881
Half the appeal of blood dragon was that it was a short little fuck around for laughs. Making it any bigger would be overstating its welcome.
7ae040 No.14577914
>>14577763
isnt that game with qt girls bartending and internet maymays writing?
0c3242 No.14577922
>>14577139
FOOL'D YOU SON! I"M NOT YOUR REAL DAD!! THE ONLY THING REAL WAS THE ALIMONY,…. sadly…..
7ae040 No.14577929
>>14577922
movies back in the day allowed fun.
d82705 No.14577932
>>14577922
Just fugg my shit up
c586df No.14577934
>>14577929
How is miscegenation funny unless it happens to heretics?
d82705 No.14577940
>>14577894
Maybe so, but it was actually fun to play. although I guess Ubisoft is too hereticish for something like that nowadays. fugging kakes
d82705 No.14577946
7ae040 No.14577965
>>14577934
>How is miscegenation funny
>lose everything
>black calls him dad
>not funny
741043 No.14577989
>>14577826
Bayonetta PC port
9b8e45 No.14577993
>>14576029
>marketing campaigns being unfunny and misleading.
That's the same as every other day.
Bur for real, April Fool's is shit.
1d2f3e No.14578044
>>14577826
Powerpuff Girls Z. Sadly it's STILL better than the reboot.
eb151d No.14578079
>>14578044
Looks cute. I'm glad they have fingers.
66b4ff No.14578115
d7845a No.14578116
Warframe's April Fool's joke
b1784e No.14578117
>>14577751
Anon, they just updated the game. It's real.
3da23d No.14578200
>>14577710
Cure Yell from Hugtto! Precure She botched the haircut herself. Three girls and their cosmic eldritch baby have to fight a corporation from an eternal timestop.
At least both FW games are beat 'em ups, that makes them a bit better than every game since the Fresh one where they took the minigame garbage route.
3a52bb No.14578252
103f1a No.14578397
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April's fool!
Oh wait it's real
ab154e No.14578407
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Gaijew at the very least always deliver on April Fools with interesting game modes.
ed66f8 No.14578616
>>14578397
Honestly, "BBC" may be a meme, but Italians don't fuck around, I had a friend named Evan, guy was a total chad, deep throaty masculine voice, perfectly aligned facial hair, swole as fuck, charming, looked like a walking roman statue, he was hot.
I saw a flash of his dick one day and motherfucker was girthy as a motherfucking wasps nest. I'm talking about a god damn behemoth here, he at LEAST 10", I would hear tales about how'd he go to rock concerts to specifically fuck older women because they'd be only ones who could take such a massive dong with years of experience, and I finally saw it with my very own eyes. It was insane. He could poke someone's eye out with that thing. He's on his way to become a psychologist now, he could very well be a male escort and make a little extra on the side with such a perfect combo.
ea0c9d No.14578628
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This was pretty legit a few years back.
80d885 No.14578651
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>>14577826
Rivals of Aether unveiled a snake in a mecha as their April Fool's.
8e7d09 No.14578684
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>>14578079
>I'm glad they have fingers.
That's not all they have.
ed66f8 No.14578703
>>14578668
>6'10
Weirdest fucking manlet I've ever seen, I tell you that much.
f40411 No.14578717
>>14578684
Oh, boy.
I expected and hoped for cocks… ;_;
515f0a No.14578721
>>14578616
>>14578703
Are you sure you didn't fall in love with Hercules while you were in Italy, anon?
ed66f8 No.14578724
>>14578721
I think I might have. I have to go back
741993 No.14578749
>>14577147
It's okay Anon, you can see her again In Lotus Mage Fina's LB
d84252 No.14578757
>>14576146
I WANT TO FUCK A DINOSAUR
AAAAAAAAAAH
d84252 No.14578764
Wait a second,it's also easter,are any games doing any easter updates? Or just april fools shitty gags
8ad1a0 No.14578797
>>14578616
Nice pasta. Is it fresh?
also you gay
ed66f8 No.14578798
>>14578764
That image is cringe inducing, I bet the soyboy who drew this thought it clicked really well in his head.
>>14578797
It's fresh, thick and creamy
d84252 No.14578801
>>14578798
You didn't actually answer my question
And srpelo drew that
ed66f8 No.14578812
>>14578801
I was right about the soyboy part then, screechy spic gets on my nerves. About they're doing both, just not many games people here care about.
d84252 No.14578815
>>14578812
Well if you can name any i'd be interested.
f4a7d5 No.14578903
http://archive.is/U7oHz
The Dungeon Keeper copypasta apparently has a visual dating novel mode now.
26c2ff No.14578920
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>>14577460
>Get ready for an internet fight.
Around Whites…
29a851 No.14579237
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Payday 2's music is amazing, while the game is shit, as usual.
>>14577460
>The new pokemon voice actors
Fucking disgusting.
29a851 No.14579281
>>14578764
>Wait a second,it's also easter,are any games doing any easter updates? Or just april fools shitty gags
The game i just posted did a 12MB update, changelog is just a bunch of memes and
>I dunno lol find out for yourself
69697e No.14579350
The absolute state of /v/ today holy shit
1ba5f3 No.14579360
Japan often reveals real games on April Fools though.
85a8e7 No.14579386
>>14577826
I wish it stayed an april fools joke.
144f15 No.14579393
>>14577826
This happens a lot. Basically companies have recently been using it to gauge interest in certain things, such as >>14577850
eb151d No.14579446
>>14579350
The absolute state of D&C shills like you holy shit
125bd1 No.14579457
>>14577826
gazellegames.net (games torrent tracker) had "codename palooza" last year on April 1st. This was their new bonus points system. On April 2nd they briefly removed it as a sort of meta joke, but the system itself was 100% serious.
This year they are doing "trading cards" which is probably just a joke this time.
ed66f8 No.14579467
>>14579446
>>14579350
Both of you make no fucking sense
d84252 No.14579473
>>14578920
a new sbemail?
Now i have something to be happy about
I hope it's not matured and they ask to steep some identificaption
d84252 No.14579494
>>14579281
Yeah i saw payday 2,no actual stuff in game though,so it's nothing really of substance besides a kickass song.
f598e0 No.14579733
>>14576111 (Checked)
She could have been saved by the power of love. That film should have ended with Nick and Ahmanet together thanks to Jenny's intervention. But as it stands I award it 0/10.
1ba5f3 No.14579781
>>14576111
>A DooM mockup
sigh
d8a1b5 No.14579906
>>14579733
At least you get to see Tom Cruise throw Russell Crowe over a fucking table across the room.
d84252 No.14579933
d8a1b5 No.14579980
>>14579933
I doubt it. If there is it's going to be near impossible to find, the movie was a flop and the game while fun was a tie in for a flop so no one played it. The only thing I have are some OC from a decent thread about the game.
d84252 No.14579999
>>14579980
Surprised it wasn't hot shit,wayforward usually produces those for licensed stuff.
d8a1b5 No.14580029
>>14579999 (Checked)
I guess they were just given a decent budget, and the idea of Special forces vs Castlevania monsters just naturally made a good game. I'd love for them to just ditch the movies and continue the Dark universe with more Games about the Super Natural Special forces unit, but That's just a pipe dream.
d84252 No.14580076
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Ended up finding some lewd of her,don't click if you're a good christian boy
d8a1b5 No.14580136
>>14580076
Yeah I was able to fine one as well but just the one. barely anything comes up when you search Princess Ahmanet
d8a1b5 No.14580153
>>14580076
>>14580136
And the worst part is There is zero appreciation for Ahmanet, But you just fucking know this fat tat cat from ready player one is going to get mountains of porn from
The Fur community
d84252 No.14580174
>>14580153
I forgot about that shit,are we still on to have a movie night of that?
Mark? If you're there try to organize that if you can gather any interest,it'll be a great thing to get mad at.
8d0a94 No.14580181
>>14580153
goddamnit I knew it was only a matter of time until I saw that shit here.
d8a1b5 No.14580186
>>14580174
That movie would be torture if I had to watch it with my family since they would eat that shit up, but it would be great to roast with other anons.
b93e73 No.14580210
>>14577914
Yeah, your character goes on a chan too when she's not working. Nothing but shitposts on there though, some retards making dumb comments about current events.
b68cfc No.14580226
>>14580153
>Those tits
>On that thing
b93e73 No.14580261
>>14580174
Mark said he'd do a movie night on E3.
d8a1b5 No.14580271
>>14580226
Furries are now a decent demographic with disposable income, I imagine they can make a pretty penny on merchandise of that Big Titty Kitty.
8d0a94 No.14580311
>>14580271
Anon, it's a story about a massive virtual world akin to second life but with VR. It would be absurd if there weren't furries.
d84252 No.14580320
>>14580261
Of ready player one? Or e3 itself?
f598e0 No.14580353
>>14579906
Russell Crowe wasn't even acting in that scene.
b93e73 No.14580356
>>14580320
Ready Player One and a couple others.
d8a1b5 No.14580358
>>14580311
Yet i'm sure there is going to be an unrealistically small amount of guys playing as anime girls.
cf23e9 No.14580359
>>14580153
OOFA, them some big fat cat tats. between this and shape of water, it's safe to say furshit has a serious chance of going mainstream
8d0a94 No.14580365
>>14580358
That's a good point. Mind you, there's a ton of anime references in it to IIRC, there's gundam and sailor moon and shit.
>>14580359
There were furfags in shape of water?
d8a1b5 No.14580376
>>14580365
>There were furfags in shape of water?
The main male character would fall under the scaly side of the spectrum of furshit.
b93e73 No.14580377
>>14580376
Girl had a decent ass on her.
cf23e9 No.14580382
>>14580365
The fish dude is borderline
8d0a94 No.14580383
>>14580376
that's really stretching it man. I don't think anyone would classify creature from the black lagoon as furshit.
b68cfc No.14580387
>>14580271
>>14580311
The size of her tits are gonna introduce boatloads of poor sods to degeneracy
>>14580376
That isn't furshit just folkloreshit
d8a1b5 No.14580390
>>14580387
>>14580383
>Not really furshit.
I guess but it still brings in the fur bucks.
8d0a94 No.14580393
>>14580390
Does it really?
b68cfc No.14580412
>>14580390
Most furshit art is just humans with body paint, a muzzle, ears, tails, and curves or muscles if you're a faggot
There's probably people out there who are into it, but most furfags are into the ladies with bodypaint deal
d8a1b5 No.14580423
>>14580393
>>14580412
Well, Maybe i'm wrong then, I can't really say i'm any authority on furshit.
Besides the garbage my dick points me to on occasion
b68cfc No.14580436
>>14580423
>I can't really say I'm any authority on furshit
Be glad you aren't
8d0a94 No.14580442
It's funny how it takes but one fur post to turn the whole thread onto discussion of furries.
26c2ff No.14580461
>>14580153
There weren't nearly enough furries in that movie to accurately portray a second life game.
5d512f No.14580464
EA GOES BANKRUPT, RUMORS OF WESTWOOD STUDIOS,MAXIS AND BULLFROG PRODUCTION MAKING A COMEBACK.
ba106b No.14580506
>>14578616
Were you drinking some cheap lambrusco wine on the Gianicolo hill overlooking Rome too, faggot?
5c55eb No.14580566
>>14580464
fuck you for giving me a microsecond worth of hope
fuck you, faggot
ab66e1 No.14580574
>>14577892
macOS is built atop BSD (and has UNIX certification), Apple's custom frameworks, and NeXTSTEP, so it makes perfect sense that they’d hire Linux guys. You can treat the OS just like you would any other *NIX variant in daily use and the goddamn thing works better than any other fucking flavor I’ve tried, particularly in a server setting.
d84252 No.14580688
>>14580464
That's about as much as a joke as amputating a limb is.
5f501b No.14580703
>go to play 100% orange juice
>see patch notes
>there will never be a fishing mini game to play during the game
>no ranked either
5a1649 No.14580850
>>14580703
Fuck ranked, I want swimsuits and hats.
a936da No.14581050
>>14577399
So?
If it ruins his studio, it is a good thing.
3a52bb No.14581064
>>14578616
figlio di puttana
5b097a No.14581307
>>14577763
>Gay bartenders
God, I can't fucking stand this game. It's honestly trash comparable to Undertale. Couldn't even be bothered to play more once I finished chapter 1. Like, I thought the main character would be a mute, and characters would just talk over time, putting you on a timer which could lead to different endings depending on your performance (making drinks wrong costs you money, how much drink you serve a customer, customers' alcohol tolerance, etc.). And honestly, the main character is an insult. 90% of gamers are men, and she just outright insults you if you get her drunk enough in the minigame at the end of the chapter. Trash game. Fuck you guys for reccommending this. The only good thing about this is that ONE picture of the red haired catgirl, and she's probably a carpet muncher like the rest of them.
ce2bfb No.14581513
>>14577826
I think the first Kingdom Hearts was announced close enough to it that it was mistaken for a prank.
91effd No.14581802
>>14577826
I don't know if this really counts, but gaijin uses april fools events as a testbed for new features in war thunder.
It wouldn't surprise me if they unveil submarines a month or so after the ships come out of beta.
b63c9b No.14581832
b5496e No.14581853
>>14580377
she also tried to fuck a poorly rendered anthropomorphic genderswapped undyne becasue a white guy told her not to; and thus introduced a whole new fandom/fetish to mock on DevianTumblr so that kinda counters the mid tier ass m8
f6828a No.14581887
ce0b11 No.14581899
>>14576331
A potato farm that they will work themselves an a constant income of vodka.
ce0b11 No.14582170
>>14580153
High budget CGI catgirl. My dick is in all kind of hopes right now.
f6828a No.14582182
>>14582170
Hold still while I gas you
8a0358 No.14582555
>>14580153
The unfortunate truth is that people would rather fuck a furry than a shitskin.
8d0a94 No.14582588
>>14582555
I'm not seeing what's unfortunate about that tripsman.
29a851 No.14582606
>>14582555
If that were true, we wouldn't have arabs to begin with.
8d0a94 No.14582608
>>14582606
Is there some sort of secret tribe of cat people I never knew about or something?