d9122f No.14560949
its 2018 and now even the cancer has cancer
https://archive.fo/AYT1w
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9c5803 No.14560956
Its currently one of the top selling games too!
5111a7 No.14560962
Thanks for advertising it here!
05e2e3 No.14560974
I'm going to buy it right now, who's with me?
My steam ID is AaronT06!! Come play!!
0e2c7f No.14560983
>>14560962
Yeah, I'm sure OP was paid to call the game cancer you paranoid fuck.
>Theory of Mind, Causal Attribution and Paranoia in Asperger Syndrome
http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1362361301005002005
3095c8 No.14560987
>>14560974
>My steam ID is mark447!! Come play!!
It's not even subtle anymore
5111a7 No.14560989
>>14560983
>This game is shit
>Better make a thread directly linking to where to buy it!
0e2c7f No.14561002
>>14560989
OP made a shit thread, and maybe wants to troll a little to seem like a shill. That's 99% of the "advertising" reports we get.
2ab0f7 No.14561680
>>14560949
>That shameless copy of everything
Incoming Cease&Desist
eb3462 No.14563817
>>14561002
consider suicide
b3997c No.14563921
>>14563817
>Cuckchan meme
kys
2b7294 No.14563948
>>14561680
It wasn't made by the Ark team? Then again, Asylum films hasn't gotten sued for their mockbusters as far as I know
7037db No.14563985
>>14563948
>>14561680
It's made by the owners of the ark team if I recall.
cf1c29 No.14564037
>>14560962
>>14560989
Surly you don't think anyone here is going to see this thread and start thinking, "Yeah! This game is cancer, I'll buy it!"? Do you?
d4e161 No.14564058
>make buggy, unoptimized piece of shit
>keep adding features to the shit pile instead of making the game run better
>make DLC for you early access game
>leave early access without actually fixing anything people complained about
>go on to make pixelshit
da7bf0 No.14564085
Just looks like some kind of weird RPG with Minecraft Aesthetics. I don't understand what is any of this about?
1d0d94 No.14564108
ef67d8 No.14564119
>dino thread
>still no qt raptors lewds
da7bf0 No.14564120
>>14564108
And yet for some reason valve keeps putting it front and center on the steam store. So somebody has to have some advertising dollars going into this… why bother if it's just a train wreck?
b3997c No.14564135
63c854 No.14564145
>>14564037
Ignore them, we're being raided hard by some disagreement hell-bent on saging every thread to hell.
3203a1 No.14564178
That's cool and all, but not as good as Civ 5 with the Brave New World Expansion Pack™.
049a7f No.14564525
GameGrumpFan69
Let's play it!!!!!1
fa603d No.14564536
>>14560949
Just nuke it all.
32ba67 No.14564537
>>14560949
that pink hair freak in the pic makes me want a remake or a sequel to Tomba.
9da06c No.14564538
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14560949
Well, I hadn't heard of this game at all, and the first vid that popped up on youtube was indeed the most cancerous thing I've seen lately. Is this what all streamers are like?
<Woah dude what is that? Are you seeing this? What could it be?!?!
<OH MY GOD DUDE IT'S A FUCKING [insert nothing interesting at all]
<Alright that was cool lets go do something else
<Wait a minute, do you guys see this
<HOLY SHIT IT'S A…
>Repeats for infinity while barely saying anything about the game or doing anything remotely interesting.
Seriously, this guy has 1mil subs and he's fucking garbage. It felt like I was watching a educational program for kids or something, except that still has more redeeming qualities than that. It's the same thing right? The whole "Wow kids look at this! Do you know what this is? Can you say 'mindless bullshit?'" The game itself is an early access minecraft with dinosaur mounts and what appears to be a better progression system (your levels factor into what you can craft and mine). The graphics and design are outright atrocious, and it just looks derivative and gross, like a Unity game. There's really nothing to see here, but I bet streamers like this fag will still be able to siphon some shekels out of it.
32ba67 No.14564550
>>14564538
what is with youtube let's players and screaming into the mic?
I miss when they would comment on the game and make intelligent observations.
4121aa No.14564560
>>14564550
> what is with youtube let's players and screaming into the mic?
Their primary audience is grade schoolers.
e295b1 No.14564563
>>14564550
I miss when there was no such a thing as "youtube" or "let's play"
1ef6e3 No.14564572
>>14560949
>15GB download.
>For a game that actually looks worse than old Minecraft.
>Old Minecraft is in the MB download range. Even newer versions are only around a gig and a bit.
Why?
32ba67 No.14564578
>>14564560
Kids do seem to just eat up shitty content, was moving a lady and her kids where glued to the TV and on it was a loud beta looking dad and son playing that shifty FNAF turnbased game. He yelled so much about the most boring of things too.
<OH LOOK THERE WATER!
<CHECK OUT THESE FLOWERS!
OH WE HAVE TO FIGHT ENEMIES NOW!
surprised the kids, both his and the ones watching didn't go deaf.
4121aa No.14564588
>>14564572
I love Irish Setters so much.
ee0d1e No.14564618
>>14561002
>>14560949
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d3e789 No.14564649
>>14560956
>not making it a Jewess
d3e789 No.14564655
>>14564567
Go back to stroking Yooka Laylee's dick, cuckold.
3a59bf No.14564668
>>14563817
Keine, don't you have little boys to molest
73b319 No.14564684
>>14564572
This is coming from the same devs who already charge expansions and DLC for their early access shitpile that's four years old.
Four years old and still runs like absolute, unoptimized garbage. Only these idiots can make pixelshit be 15GB in size.
>20MB for sprites
>100MB for 128k mp3 soundtrack
>14.8GB for shitty code
92bfe0 No.14564688
>>14564668
Keine is a respectable teacher, she wouldn't do that kind of stuff to the kids. Only Mokou gets to haku her taku anyway
785884 No.14564698
>>14564688
It doesn't really matter what they do anyways because they don't exists
2f3e31 No.14564707
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14564058
It's not even pixelshit. It's another Minecraft clone.
73b319 No.14564717
>>14564684
I just looked at the store page and realized this isn't the Ark devs, but some other no-name dev who made some shitheap called Dark & Light, which is still in early access too. And it's literally the exact same premise.
I DON'T SEE THIS FLOPPING AT ALL, GUYS. Also sage because I'm not bumping this shitheap.
1ef6e3 No.14564741
>>14564717
Nice stealth shill you have there Jew.
3a59bf No.14564755
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>>14564688
Nah, she gets pretty hands on during sex ed class
17558c No.14564764
>>14564755
Good god what is wth their dicks in pic 3?
3a59bf No.14564783
>>14564764
That artist really likes overly large penises
b3997c No.14564788
>>14564655
Nice strawman, faggot
1e2643 No.14564799
>>14564655
>Go back to stroking Yooka Laylee's dick
I think lost that picture. Does anyone else have it?
1e2643 No.14564816
>>14564799
This one specifically,
b9615a No.14564855
>>14564783
They look so inflamed and painful though.
b78037 No.14564857
>Dev is basically a Chinese bootlegger who makes copycat crap and slaps a familiar name/logo on it so people pay attention
>it worked on OP and doesn't deserve a second glance but this thread is still here
>not ignoring/saging
>thread
2ab0f7 No.14564892
>>14564857
I thought it was different devs, until >>14563948 and >>14563985 told me.
Seems this dev (Snail games, all games seems chinese bootleg, indeed) bought the devs from the original ark (studio wildcard).
So i don't even know what the fuck is going on.
14355f No.14568291
>>14564058
>Make some really nice visuals for one game even if it runs like shit
>From there go on to make pixel shit
I feel bad for their art team who's probably contractually obligated to stay on-board until this game is finished.
d396a6 No.14568297
>>14564649
>implying he didn't
89a984 No.14571467
>>14564892
Wait it's the same developer?
2a0af2 No.14574666
0d9473 No.14578505
>>14560949
It actually looks fun.
6cf2fd No.14578531
>>14560949
TBH the idea behind it is not bad. It's in fact great. It would be a great dungeon crawler sim if it were combined with a god monster/npc/quest/item maker. Add resistances, knockback and some gimmicks and combat would be good. Something like an improvement to Minecraft trap system too.
There you go. You have a western RPG maker, a dungeon crawler maker and a pretty cool Dungeons and Dragons sim if you add a proper DM system.
But we're not having this. Ever.
152884 No.14578676
Is this the cancer thread?
0d9473 No.14583155
>>14578676
Well you're posting in it.
22b3f6 No.14584003
>>14578676
All threads on Vee are cancer threads if you haven't noticed.
0d9473 No.14589029
>>14584003
Not all there's a few diamonds in the wave of shit.