d4fd05 No.14549338
https://archive.is/cTYgW
> It’s a timely story that could at least try to address the polarized nature of current American politics, or talk about the issues inherent in a country that seems to worship firearms.
> Far Cry 5 makes fun of everyone on the political spectrum, without ever taking a clear stand except to say, with toothless confidence, that murderous cults are bad.
efe63b No.14549363
thanks for informing our good community on the presence of clickbait on the internet
74669d No.14549367
I'm going to enjoy watching this game implode. They tried to hard to ride politics, and in the end they just pissed off everyone?
c5e009 No.14549377
Serious question, do you think the le epin alt-right / MAGApedes on Reddit will be more or less likely to buy the game now?
Obviously, nobody here is going to (I hope), but do you think they'll latch onto the review, and buy it out of spite to "stick it to the man", and not see the irony of it?
afd118 No.14549389
>>14549377
Honestly I wanna see how the game is before I do anything. co-op sounds fun, and I liked Blood Dragon and even Vanilla 3. I'm willing to give this a shot if it's good.
afd118 No.14549393
>>14549338
Lord I hope they crack it day one.
1547aa No.14549397
>>14549338
NO, IT ISN’T. NO, WE STILL WON’T BE BUYING IT. YOU WILL NEVER GET US TO BUY YOUR ✡GAMES✡.
afd118 No.14549408
>>14549397
Nice false flag (((Chaim)))
23524b No.14549420
I hope this sinks jewbisoft
With how poorly Ass Creed Origins performed and how their target audience is turning against them, signs are looking good.
1a97f9 No.14549421
>>14549338
>"FC5 is white-nationalist, race-realist, ethnostate-loving propaganda"
<"and here's 10 reasons why that is a good thing."
You can tell by Kuchera's agitated writing he had a double soy latte and a hour of interracial cuck porn to calm his disgusting man tits.
Anyway, the crazy preacher is right and survives in every ending.
3b370e No.14549426
Meh, might give it a pirate. I kinda wonder if this will start a trend of games being advertised to the MAGApedes and other low-tier right-wingers. It'd be worth it for the salt alone.
53a0b0 No.14549429
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Here are the endings for anyone who's curious. The preacher guy wins in all of them.
1547aa No.14549430
>>14549408
>you are a jew if you reject jewish media
Global report for shilling your genocidal propaganda.
5221bb No.14549436
On one hand it has game journos being big babies over it not supporting their sycophant driven worldviews. On the other it's Ubisoft and therefor shite.
I think I'm actually being tempted to buy it.
b68cd1 No.14549438
>>14549338
>rerelease the same game you've been making for years
>try to capitalize on anti-Trump sentiment as a sales pitch
>Wolfenstein 2 tanks because of its hamfisted political message
>realize your political message isn't financially viable so you scramble to repair the damage before release
>journalists, soyboys and ham planets screech at you for not pushing their beliefs hard enough
>your ideological opponents were never going to buy it anyway because they fucking hate you already
I can't imagine this game will sell too well.
3b370e No.14549442
>>14549429
>they finally figured out that everyone liked their villains more than the mary sue main characters
Oh shit, hey, it only took three games!
072aba No.14549452
How come FC 2-4 are all slightly fascist in their story? Aren't they made by Ubisoft?
I haven't played 4 but I enjoy 2 and 3 both.
10ad57 No.14549456
>>14549438
Sounds about right. Those french faggots can't even bait properly.
23524b No.14549473
>>14549452
Both 2 and 3 are Anarchist while 4 is fascist.
Can be chalked up to the writers at jewbisoft having no self awareness based on the interviews they gave about the stories.
670dc5 No.14549475
I've never played a FarCry game before, and I don't see a good reason to start now.
fb9db6 No.14549477
>>14549473
>4 is fascist.
4's authoritarian, not fascist. Fascism is a specific political ideology based on reviving the moral norms of pre-imperial Rome. It doesn't just mean "strong man gov."
072aba No.14549482
>>14549473
Obviously it's anarchist in its message but I consider the whole "becoming a man through violence" thing a fascist thing. that's why I said slightly fascist. I heard FC4 is fascist in its actual message so I've been tempted to play it some time.
>>14549477
>t.retard
5fe968 No.14549484
>>14549389
Give yourself a shot if you liked Vanilla 3. t. better taste than you
edf747 No.14549488
Big if true. Great if true. I'm still not gonna buy it though. I hope alot of people do just to piss off the communists the way Kingdom Come did.
1786f8 No.14549501
>>14549338
>(1)
Stop shilling this shit.
fb9db6 No.14549502
>>14549482
Yeah, I'm a retard for using a word properly.
e702fc No.14549517
>>14549405
Please do not lewd the Hana.
1547aa No.14549523
>>14549482
>HURR U PROV ME WRONG SO U RETARD HURR
Holy fuck, kill yourself.
>”becoming a man through violence” is fascist
Yes, you know nothing about fascism. That’s well established. Run along.
>I heard
You heard wrong, you fucking idiot.
96aa37 No.14549528
TL;DR leftyfags are mad it isn't murder conservatives simulator 2018 and rightyfags were mad because it wasn't immediately obvious the bad guys are a Jonestown pastiche in the marketing
1c948f No.14549534
15552b No.14549536
>>14549517
>Hana
>Not Tora
You're not even real heropon
8a837c No.14549539
>>14549338
The only thing i'm vaguely interested in when it comes to Far Cry 5 is that I read in a tweet that "The cult in is making mutant Superwolves" Which while it could be bullshit and not actually in the game. If it is in the game it sounds like a call back to Far Cry 1.
Not something worth buying a whole game over, but still it would be kind of neat if it were true.
0cabb0 No.14549549
>A horrible story ruins an enjoyable world
Dang, that was gonna be the title of my upcoming review of the holocaust.
d4fd05 No.14549552
>>14549382
Hey at least we get a lot of replies in under a day.
>>14549501
>(2)
Your turn now, faggot.
3b370e No.14549554
>decide to look at jewtube comments about the ending
>99% are complaining about how there's no explicitly good ending where the game pats you on the back and calls you the best
wew
I unironically thought that all of the endings were pretty good, and half of the faggots complaining probably never even played Far Cry 2.
072aba No.14549563
>>14549502
>using a word properly that doesn't have a definite definition and only has meaning among people that consider themselves fascist
>proven wrong
>implying plenty of vidya doesn't have some sort of fascism in it
>since something is pro authority, it can't be fascist as well
Excellent.
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b68cd1 No.14549583
>>14549554
>arrive in town
>locals ask you not to kill them
<comply with friendly, albeit weird community and get a good ending
>kill them because Waco 2.0 is a good idea
>they politely ask you to leave again and they won't hurt your friends
<do so and get a good ending
>decide to kill fucking everyone because it would make the ATF & FBI proud
<do so and get a bad ending
FUCKING UBISHIT ALT-RIGHT GRONALD HUMPF KKK TURBONAZI BIGOT FUCKS 0/10!!!!1
e32427 No.14549585
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I randomly Jewed myself into watching this video. It is an obvious "parody" of right-wing talking points until even the "crazy right-wingers" call Trump the crazy man in the white house and stuff.
3b370e No.14549616
>>14549585
Oh hey, I remember this faggot. He incessantly shilled for MHW when it came out.
e32427 No.14549641
>>14549616
Don't know him, don't care. He claimed it is a politically charged game with a left-leaning and he proved with showing videos of people speaking. After he stopped talking about it I even stopped watching the video as I am not even playing this game anyway, as I didn't the previous one.
fa45b4 No.14549654
Wasn't this game expected to be a fight against American everything, so they were hyped for it, as it turns out it's the complete opposite and they've been lying to themselves? this is pretty funny
fa45b4 No.14549656
>>14549616
is there something wrong with MHW other than you having to wait for the PC release?
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4ce854 No.14549797
>>14549442
> the mary sue main characters
They didn't even try to create an interesting protagonist, you play as the sheriff deputy and you stay silent throughout the whole game.
1786f8 No.14549822
>>14549528
They're just playing the controversy on both sides for attention and sales.
2da693 No.14549868
>>14549822
>They're just playing the controversy on both sides for attention and sales.
and (((OP))) has posted this both here and in /pol/ 2 days in a row. I won]t spend a s dime on it, the Jews can kiss my ass, but virtually same post on same topic in 2 different threads on 2 days is advertising, not a thread.
e4a094 No.14550759
>>14549656
Being able to run while drinking potions.
09381c No.14550797
>>14549377
That sounds like them. They got on board Black Panther because they mistook Holywood's lack of self-awareness for being "secretly based". God they're fucktards.
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d135ee No.14554264
>>14549429
So what's with the second ending? Looks sensible, then suddenly the MC starts bleeding from the eyes?
08b03c No.14555311
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>>14549539
There have been call backs to Far Cry 1 for almost every Far Cry game and is a sort of pseudo plot.
>Jack used to be a major arms dealer in America
>Jack works with the CIA in Instincts and was paid in Blood Diamonds by the CIA
>His interest in diamonds makes him go to Africa to become an Arms dealer
>Jack is the Jackal in 2
>The CIA were the ones that hired you in Fc2 since they were pissed at Jack selling weapons in African warlords
>He actually doesn't die in 2 and sells weapons to the pirates in 3 which is why the CIA is involved in 3
>CIA is again involved in 4 since they suspect jack was selling weapons again in the Civil War
>You meet a former African Warlord turned arms dealer in 4 who is actually from 2
>Easter egg in 4 also has you find a hut called Cade and has Malaria pills
I dont know about 5s yet but in like almost every Farcry Jack is somewhat involved.
8a837c No.14555530
>>14555311
I had no idea, I actually didn't beat any Far Cry game besides 1 so i'v yet to have notice these things. I just assumed the story rebooted in every game,
and didn't think they were all connected in someway. I have a tiny bit more respect for the series now.