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255dfe No.14535488
>Dyling light jumps on the Battle royal bandwagon
>The new game mode is overshadowed by how much IGN sucked at playing the game
This gameplay footage might be the new polygon DOOM.
30a9f8 No.14535633
how autistic are you, OP? they're playing poorly, but average poorly, like your standard casual console gamer. nothing like Polygon DOOM, where the reviewer literally shot air more than monsters at point-blank range and managed to get confused navigating 40 square feet rooms
01d45d No.14535670
>>14535633
>casual console gamer
I am a casual console gamer, what did you said about me?
b04a1a No.14536173
>>14535488
>Wasting hitler dubs on the most obvious shit imaginable
7cc091 No.14536183
b04a1a No.14539522
>>14535633
>like your standard casual console gamer.
So terribly?
4b627d No.14539537
>>14535670
When's the book about ANGRY BLACK MEN Coming out?
2b56a2 No.14539546
>>14539537
in "conscious" rap albums
4b627d No.14539553
>>14539546
I don't know what the fuck you just said.
2b56a2 No.14539566
>>14539553
Learn some reading comprehension, then.
i thought you wrote where earlier, my bad
4b627d No.14539568
>>14539566
You deserve a bullying.
2b56a2 No.14539585
>>14539568
You and your unborn children deserve a lifelong sentence of solitary confinement. In a muzzle and metal chains.
4b627d No.14539592
>>14539585
I hope your waifu isn't able to bear children.
0bde7e No.14539598
>>14535488
He seemed to be doing fine until he found that other player. Then his fight or flight instincts short circuited and he ran around like a spaz for the rest of the video.
8120cb No.14539609
I like how the retard thought throwing a melee weapon at a propane tank would do anything, twice. Not nearly as bad as the nuDoom footage or that Horseshoes and Hand Grenades faggot, though.
2b56a2 No.14539631
>>14539592
I hope you watch your pregnant wife die a slow, agonizing death while knowingly carrying a dead child inside.
4b627d No.14539636
>>14539631
I hope your chicken tenders are overly crispy so they're edible but not very enjoyable.
2b56a2 No.14539645
>>14539636
I hope your meals are as bland as your culture, American.
507cf8 No.14539651
>>14539645
Bland is better than laden with diarrhea-inducing spices, Indian.
4b627d No.14539654
>>14539645
Can't reply to that if i don't know where you're from to form a area correct insult shitpost.
2b56a2 No.14539656
>>14539651
I'm not Indian, but at least I can handle spice you snowflake.
f5a657 No.14539677
>>14539629
That second one could have done without the "deal with it xDDDD thug lyf" nig nog music.
765387 No.14539695
>>14535488
This is why E-celeb streamers shit over your journalists. At least they can play game better than 99% of the gamers. Why gaming journalists are still a thing in the 2018?
4870ef No.14539724
>>14539695
>At least they can play game better than 99% of the gamers
what?
4576c3 No.14539737
>>14539677
I grabbed it from some thread back then. It's probably from some 9gag-tier let's play channel
17f196 No.14539738
>>14539546
I see what you did there.
47957a No.14540438
>>14539645
>bland as your culture
>American.
>implying we have culture
you eurocucks are slowly getting more retarded as time goes on
a2acae No.14540450
>>14539629
How can they be so bad?
2f9d79 No.14540457
>>14540450
You need to suffer from severe brain damage to be a leftist.
367656 No.14540461
>>14539629
Why do devs even let the journalists play at these things? It makes the game look bad when handled by a complete retard. Just let the presenter play since they sort of know what's going on and can demonstrate gameplay better
2c840d No.14540505
317e0c No.14540535
>>14535488
Well two things, whoever played that can't play for shit, and the "Battle Royale" genre or whatever is gonna saturate with multiple companies fighting over it, we had a survival game fad, FPS-DOTA with hero shit, and card games, now we have this garbage.
18d9bb No.14540602
>>14535488
Why are they competing to grab samples?
3abb46 No.14540636
>>14540461
Because they care so little about games that they don't even noticed how bad it is. They just put it online.
2f9d79 No.14540665
>>14540636
They sure get butthurt when people make fun of them for it though.
5b0c16 No.14540793
>>14535488
I don't know how you manage to be worse at a game than DSP, but here we are.
3c5688 No.14540966
>>14535488
>polygoon DOOM
What? I don't even remember that. I think you meant to refer to that fag who couldn't get past Cuphead's tutorial as the standard for stupidity.
de8dd7 No.14540967
>>14539737
Someone needs to link the pidgeon one.
2e9cbd No.14541038
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>>14540966
He means embed related, you've probably seen it before.
e4f343 No.14541039
255dfe No.14541049
>>14540793
>I don't know how you manage to be worse at a game than DSP, but here we are.
DSP gets a bad wrap. He could beat Dark Souls and cuphead.
2f9d79 No.14541055
>>14541038
I still do not understand how someone took a look at that and said it was good enough for public consumption. Do they have no sense of shame? Do they actually enjoy getting ridiculed?
b04a1a No.14542272
>>14541055
They're just that non-self aware.
7cc091 No.14542294
>>14541038
Are they unaware the aim has a y axis?
f2f240 No.14542345
Ben Kuchera tries a VR game and gets triggered by a 3D model of a rifle.
5635aa No.14542372
>>14535633
I'm 1 minute in and i saw him failing at picking up gear and missing a still corpse on the ground.
2f94d0 No.14542605
>>14541049
He had his stream chat telling him exactly what to do, what weapons to use and where to go every step of the way in Dark Souls. Plus he only beat it solo on his third try, which included all of the handholding and fake "i had no idea this was here" reactions.
As for cuphead, i'm chalking that one up to luck. He is literally terrible at every game he has ever played, including the fighting games he claims to be a pro at.
f2f240 No.14542615
>>14542605
In the end he's still better than the Sons of Cuckjima.
fc0025 No.14542665
>>14539677
where the fuck did you come from?
354c71 No.14542686
>>14542345
It is really difficult for me to understand how someone can be this much of a fucking pussy faggot.
Doubly baffling is that he probably has a posse of similarly minded cuck compatriots who praise him for his weakness.
9e2d87 No.14542698
>>14541049
>DSP gets a bad wrap
He is a normalfag. He can play console games, but he fails at everything related to computers. He sucks at Black Mesa for example and I bet he would suck at Portal too.
dsp vs pdp in Crash Bandicoot, I'd say that dsp was better.
9e2d87 No.14542706
>>14542686
>It is really difficult for me to understand how someone can be this much of a fucking pussy faggot.
Take a already weak man and give him to feminist parents. The kind of parents who tell you to piss while sitting will probably raise their kids to be total faggots.
d94633 No.14542719
>>14542708
Phil we get it, you dislike Felix.
585b7c No.14542734
>>14542701
>>14542702
>>14542706
I don't get what the comparison is supposed to be, overall it looks like DSP has more dead air than PDP
1b7c13 No.14542743
Problem is the average gamer these days also plays as bad as game journalists
cba253 No.14543005
>>14541038
Looks like he's using a trackpad to play. Embarrassing.
0d1fe9 No.14545107
>>14542734
>overall it looks like DSP has more dead air than PDP
pdp videos are very edited, but I would say that dsp did a better job here. Or pdp was playing like a retard for comedic purpose.
255dfe No.14545112
>>14542743
>the average gamer these days also plays as bad as game journalists
>and that's a good thing
15117d No.14545138
>>14535488
I remember some anons saying Dying Light was fun How true is that?
f2f240 No.14545147
>>14545138
Dying Light is fun but only after you unlock the grappling hook.
a2acae No.14545591
a9fc50 No.14545603
>tfw DSP beat Cuphead before these game journos
d9b0ba No.14546096
>>14540450
Because, much like we've always suspected, they don't actually play video games. They are infiltrators sent in to seek and destroy our hobbies with regressive nonsense.
78013c No.14547451
>>14535488
If I didn't know Dying Light was (somehow) a real game released a few years ago (how is it still supported?), I would think that video was an elaborate performance art piece.
>first person melee game with zombies, laborious animations which constantly wrest control away from the player, artificially small inventory
>as soon as gameplay begins, a voice blares in the player's ear about what he must do while that same information is emblazoned on screen, permanently
>"YOU GOTTA FIND THE HIVES IF YOU WANT AN EXTRACTION"
>"THAT'S A GOON, HE CARRIES A BIG WEAPON, AND BIG WEAPONS DEAL BIG DAMAGE"
>"THAT'S A SPITTER"
<i wonder what-
>"THEY'LL SPIT ACID AT YOU, BUT THEY STILL NEED TO BREATHE"
>art style is GREYBROWN DRAB OLIVE BROWN shitty favela with a piss filter over the lens, which manages to be uniquely repulsive and completely uninteresting
>>because of this, the player needs objective markers because god forbid you design your map intelligently
>player is clearly using a controller to play a first person game, but the look sensitivity is way too low so he looks as though he's controlling a tank
>>this necessitates insane auto-aim on ranged weapons which appear to track targets through walls, as can be seen briefly when he encounters another player on the bridge
>the player spends his entire time staring at 3D models at close proximity, all of which look awful when examined this way and have terrible lighting
>once the player has fucked around enough the announcer informs him his Gameplay Experience™ is nearing its end and he should Feel Satisfied™
>"I ONLY EXTRACT PEOPLE WITH SAMPLES, SO YOU'D BETTER CONVINCE THE OTHER GUY TO GIVE IT TO YOU, OR YOU COULD JUST KILL HIM - YEAH, YOU'D BETTER JUST KILL HIM"
>the player spends the next minute running blindly through streets and buildings, having learned nothing and done nothing
>at the helipad, he experiences some of the worst melee combat I've ever seen as his "finale"
There are people who paid money for the privilege of playing this game. I go to school with people like them every day, and I still don't know how they manage to get dressed without tying their shoelaces together.
f2f240 No.14547524
>>14547451
>how is it still supported?
Because the game is still played by a lot of people, at least on PC. The devs announced last year that they were making free content for the game (new weapons, new enemy types etc.).
I know that a PvP game mode was teased not so long ago, I had hoped that it wouldn't be another Battle Royale game…
79975a No.14547527
>>14545138
It's ok with a friend or 2 using mics. Pretty gud FPS parkour. Focus on tag team strategies and overall combat experimenting. Don't play with randoms, they're all hackers. Hardest mode is required if you actually want a challenge as there's too much stamina in normal other modes. Driving is also ok… could be better but we've seen worse. Overall glad I picked it up on sale for like 20 euro shekels. Definitely worth it in terms of content too if you're going to get stuck into it with a friend.
Linux version is steam only and requires pretty high version of opengl so don't even try if you're using open source AMD drivers on linux. I personally have to reboot to my windows installation.
65ae69 No.14547602
>>14545138
Its fun enough for me to have 2 playthroughs in it. Id post webbums but I couldnt record any due to not knowing nvenc is a thing back when I actively played it.
a39757 No.14547625
>>14545135
I like how the pigeon looks around itself the first time it pushes the block a little as if to ask, "Is this okay? Is this allowed? Am I cheating?"
2f9d79 No.14547634
>>14547625
What is truly sad is that they gave the imbecile a headstart over the pigeon but the birdbrain still figured the "riddle" out faster. If I was that guy I'd honestly give myself over to medical research, it's a miracle he manages to breathe unassisted.
ead650 No.14547678
>>14539537
When's a member of the negroid species going to learn to literate, and also have something interesting worth conversing?
10768e No.14548188
>>14542372
To be fair, the range on that sword looks pretty deceptive. Should have at the very least nicked that corpse.
10768e No.14548224
>>14545112
Game Journo's play shitty games wrong, imagine my shock…
9594e4 No.14548538
>>14545112
>Article Title And That's What You Should Feel About It
Jesus I fucking hate this thing. Say what you want about Russia Today, but at least they aren't outright telling their viewers what kind of opinion they should have about their news.
61850d No.14548554
>games journalists trying first person parqour.
I don't know what they expected to happen.
df35a5 No.14554428
>>14548554
You'd think they'd learn by the fifth time they fucked it up publicly.
b04a1a No.14558963
>>14554428
Games journalists never learn.
52e8a9 No.14565058
>>14558963
Well playing games is for shitlords anyway.
b04a1a No.14568165
3071b7 No.14568262
>>14545138
It is definitely fun, one of those "buy if on sale type".
a8330b No.14568360
if DSP can beat you in a game, you realy need to evaluate your life
86db3f No.14568373
>>14568360
I hate DSP as much as anyone but he really isn't that shit at fighting games, he has also probably beaten more games than most people here.
fbd268 No.14568377
Honestly, it's not that bad. Maybe I've been desensitized thanks to all the absolute braindead >game journalists, but it just seems like someone new to games, as opposed to some mouth breathing retard. Still bad for a supposed journalist of the area, but still not that bad.
The only problem was the lack of spatial awareness soyboys seems to have.
>zombie sounds to his right, even I could notice with headphones on
<goes to the last zombie-like corpse he saw and tries to attack that
>finds player, lays down mine
<goes after him then runs back straight into his own mine
>sees how slow climbing is
<keeps climbing the stuff in front of him instead of going around for the faster route
a8330b No.14568387
>>14568373
this guy struggled in 50cc on most baby mario kart ever, mario kart 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMyLxwBRQw&t=5044s
86db3f No.14568395
>>14568387
Doesn't change the fact he has probably beat closer to 1000 games than zero.
Probably a statement on the state of the industry in the last 10 years than him being any good at games on average, I only said he wasn't that shit at fighting games, which is true he is probably a little above average at them.
fbd268 No.14568401
>>14568395
I don't have the screencap, but DSP is bad, but he has like retard strength but for video games.
He can spend hours doing the exact same thing and eventually succeed, not because it's what you're supposed to do, but because he got lucky and managed to do it that way.
The games he beat are proof of his autism, not of his skill.
a8330b No.14568418
>>14568401
one man's autism is one man's treasure i suppose
021095 No.14568431
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>>14568395
>Doesn't change the fact he has probably beat closer to 1000 games than zero.
>a 36 year old man who has been paid to play games all day every day for the past decade has beaten a lot of games
That's not really a statement of skill, that's a quantitative inevitability. He's still provably awful at games.
4a19f0 No.14568454
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>>14547527
>Pretty gud FPS parkour.
I don't know, it looks kind of floatier than Mirror's Edge.
cba253 No.14568489
>>14542701
Felix's 'character' gets more cringeworthy by the year.
3bb598 No.14568516
>implying it isn't just a marketing ploy where you see something done so bad you want to play the game just to see it played well.
d94633 No.14568535
>>14568373
>he has also probably beaten more games than most people here.
He's also a fat and disgusting 38 year old that can't take criticism, that is too assed to get a job when he really needs one while whining constantly about money problems. But if you think beating video games as a good value to strive for, sure.
df35a5 No.14571071
>>14568373
Most people here aren't 38.
e6632e No.14574622
>>14571071
Speak for yourself.
223afc No.14575065
>>14565601
>Literal consoleniggers
7f6232 No.14575131
>>14535670
For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these: "/pol/ was right again."
25880c No.14575151
>>14565601
>>14575065
Things have become way too surreal and pretty quickly.
984c9d No.14575169
>>14545135
>going to leave a lot of people who are worse than me behind
>worse than me behind
I refuse to believe this is real!
047da0 No.14575224
>>14575065
I laughed at this way more than I expected.
bf2bba No.14575251
Post more clinically retarded vegetables playing video games please.
I'm aware of the Cuphead and DOOM ones, any more?
047da0 No.14575259
>>14541049
DSP rage quit Dark Souls, which was the first Miyazaki game he played. He stopped during Blighttown and only restarted his playthrough much later, mysteriously having much better equipment that definitely wasn't donated to him by one of his fans. The only reason DSP plays Souls games is because he knows they get him tons of views and because his faggot "fans" insist on hand-holding him even though his videos were much more amusing whenever he only did what his stunted brain could manage to short-circuit together.
fbd268 No.14575293
>>14575181
>second video
>runs straight into enemy right at the start
>dies and starts over
>runs straight at the enemy and takes damage before shooting again
Time and time again I'm fucking baffled by how hard it is for SJWs to learn.
793627 No.14575325
>>14575293
Why do you think they love socialism so much? They're completely incapable of learning from mistakes and outright failure.
9f3389 No.14577754
>>14575293
It's the definition of insanity.
93b0d3 No.14577883
>>14575293
That's exactly how low iq people play
b04a1a No.14583145
>>14575251
There's a duke one.
52e8a9 No.14588754
>>14583145
Console Duke too.
5e33b5 No.14589829
>>14541038
Remember when you played actual Doom and shit was a bit unnerving and had a little genuine menace to it and waltzing up to enemies to punch them was not the best of ideas? Remember when the enemies weren't plastic looking punchbag pinatas full of health ups?
[ages internally]
524d14 No.14589837
>>14589829
such an oldfag playing one of the most popular pc games in existence
5e33b5 No.14589860
>>14542345
>Round in the chamber in a virtual gun makes him nearly shit.
Jesus christ, I'm not a gunfag but what a mewling little kitten he is.
I can't help but imagine him describing women in the same way he does guns here.
5e33b5 No.14589868
>>14589837
Perhaps I should have said 'remember playing it on release' and then 12 year old faggots like you would have less shit to talk.
5e33b5 No.14593053
>>14565601
Pointlessly deleting posts just makes people not want to be here Mark you faggot.
be5eaa No.14594143
>>14539695
>streamers
AHAHAHAHAHA
b04a1a No.14599558
>>14593053
Still there for me.