a58ba2 No.14533769
So, since this just came out, did anyone else play it?
Enjoyable for what it was. A little cliche at times. Good checkpoints. It does some very innovative transitions and gameplay mix-ups for the co-op experience. Especially that ending sequence. Wish there were a little more branching options like with Until Dawn, while still keeping a cohesive story. One of the better games that came out this year. Might have little replay value since it lasts about 5-6 hours and a possibility of 2-3 endings, maybe more. At least you can enjoy some of the mini-games like connect 4 in-game.
4420f5 No.14533775
>Good checkpoints
Is this the lowest bar set for shilling yet?
c9536c No.14533798
>Good checkpoints.
What do they pay you, shill-kun?
It's obviously too much
b74ce6 No.14534699
>>14533769
>cliche at times
>needs more branching options
>these are your only criticisms
There's no way you aren't a shill.
075143 No.14536199
>>14533769
Imagine being an underpaid shill and making shit threads like these all day long.
0d0906 No.14540017
>>14533769
Li/v/estream when? I want to see just how bad this piece of shit is and laugh at it, but I'm not brave enough to torture myself with playing through this cancerfest.
6dbd70 No.14540026
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Posting angry anglo of questionable reviews.
6dbd70 No.14540030
>>14540017
Don't forget, you also need a friend willing to do the same, and 30$ to part with.
027894 No.14540034
>>14534699
>>14536199
Is this to be a dubs thread?
255fa9 No.14540041
I agree anon, this game truly is A Way Out. Don't forget to fuck the oscars and preorder my game.
e016bf No.14540043
>>14533769
Thank you OP, i will give that game a try, going to buy it tomorrow.
424a00 No.14540047
>>14533769
There's already a thread about that walking simulator.
0d0906 No.14540071
>>14540030
That fucking sucks. I was hoping for something like what happened with Uncommon Time.
824a5e No.14540102
>>14540047
He looks like a fucking proboscis monkey
dfb89c No.14540151
>>14540047
is that a self insert character by the fuck oscars guy?
6dbd70 No.14540156
>>14540151
Who? Skinny DSP or the guy who'd impale himself with his nose if he looked down?
dfb89c No.14540160
>>14540156
the hooknosed semite
the fuck oscars guy is a semite himself
180ae3 No.14540486
>>14540102
the sandnigger dev literally put his facial capture on the character.
88fbd1 No.14540489
writing in this game is absolute trash
e060ff No.14540503
>>14540047
>intentionally make white characters ugly so black ones look decent in comparison
I wonder who could be behind this.
80665f No.14540537
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14533769
>1 and done shill
>Thread is dead after anons call OP out
Shit game, shit shill, shit thread. Here's the movie.
0e277c No.14540549
>>14533769
This is the game with the antihero black woman with an afro that's too tough for this shit so has to act like a cunt to the protagonist even though she's on his side? That's weird because I swear I've seen it before.
6dbd70 No.14540573
>>14540537
>barely 4 hours
>mfw friend tried to shame me into buying this shit and playing with him
>mfw he repeatedly said that it was something like eight hours long
80665f No.14540583
>>14540573
3-4 hours of cutscenes, an hour of "gameplay" most of it QTEs, it's a two play-through game because there's only two endings, not much replay value.
b2874e No.14540585
>>14540151
>>14540160
ITALIANS ARE NOT JEWS
ef6e23 No.14540586
>>14540030
Well if you're playing with a friend you can help each other save money just by paying 15 dollars for each other's copies.
6dbd70 No.14540603
>>14540583
>playing through a movie twice just so you can pick one different choice at the end and see a slightly different cutscene
Never ever. Even shit like Oxenfree had you skip a large chunk of the boring shit on your second playthrough, which you had to do if you wanted to get the good ending. And the B run of Nier: Automata was enjoyable because there's actual gameplay, and new shit to find.
>>14540586
Or, if I wanted to play this absolute burning trashpile, I'd pirate it, and invite my friend over, because it has splitscreen support.
b2874e No.14540612
>>14540603
Fuck you Oscar, you must buy the game twice!
80665f No.14540616
>>14540603
The game has no singleplayer, it's online co-op or local splitscreen, and from what I've read, it forces you to play through again to see the other ending, dunno how true that shit is, but this bullshit is from that same guy who made Brothers A Tale of Two Sons, guess he wanted to make a console game with the same premise of two players working on the same shit.
16350e No.14540956
>>14540160
He's lebanese. Used to do a bunch of pro-immigrant movies in Sweden.
d0a746 No.14541014
That jew nose man looks like a discount Nathan Drake.
fdb4f4 No.14541016
>>14540612
This motherfucker is pretty much Fouad from Family Guy.
541af4 No.14541057
>>14540956
Can't blame him. He only wants lebs to split open make sexy time with swedish white pussy, not somalis.
fbdfce No.14542273
d59208 No.14542288
>>14540585
Sicilians are though.
1ec4e2 No.14542292
>>14540956
>He's lebanese
So a semite
40ede9 No.14542413
>>14533775
>>14533798
The only person I've ever known to unironically use that as a positive selling point in a game is DSP. This is how low they've come.
93f1b1 No.14542430
>>14540026
He lost all credibility to me when he shilled mafia 3 as a great game, damned eurocuck.
8afafc No.14543166
>>14540151
It's literally just him with a bigger nose, you can't make this shit up.
fbbe04 No.14543304
>"At least you can enjoy some of the mini-games like connect 4 in-game."
>this is a selling point
b2d057 No.14543342
>>14540616
it does not force you, there's a chapter select after you finish once
b2d057 No.14543347
the game itself is okay, I guess. 6/10 at best, although I liked the ending.
c242dc No.14543358
>Good checkpoints
>At least you can enjoy some of the mini-games like connect 4 in-game
Is this some sort of ironic shill shitposting?
477f02 No.14543457
>>14543358
It's not shitposting, it's shillposting.
4b3a77 No.14543482
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7f0e85 No.14543484
>>14540573
Ah, but anon! Since there must be two people playing it's like 8 hours because 2x4=8!
CHECKMATE YOU ELITIST SCUM
Now hand over the shekels in repentance.
e68944 No.14543535
>>14533769
Does anyone have a collage of recent games with this character? Seriously. So many games are coming out that have a strong independent black womyn with an afro. I can think of this instance, some semi-relevant NPC in Guild Wars 2's recent expac, and NuWolf2's communist token black. I'm pretty sure there were a bunch of others, too. Especially throughout 2017.
615ff2 No.14543560
>shilling a game on /v/ of all places
Dubs don't fail me now.
e68944 No.14543561
>>14543550
Thanks, anon. I should hunt down more instances of it in recent times. It's even funnier seeing this again.
ff7f60 No.14543576
>>14543570
Jesus CHRIST what the FUCK is that vampire looking creature on the right?
f17a3d No.14543579
>>14543570
It's kind of amazing that Bazinga managed to make a nigger female even uglier.
3a8918 No.14543585
>>14543576
Shaniqua Le-a Dindu Washington.
133593 No.14543586
>>14533798
>Facebook frog
you need to go back
c0fc88 No.14543588
>>14533769
It was enjoyable to watch once, a well-presented showcase of good, timeless movie moments.
ddfadb No.14543597
>>14543586
put this on your face book Matt
925043 No.14543690
>>14543570
Fuck, kill, fuck, marry, Kill with fire
2c9a6b No.14544605
>>14543690
>Fuck, kill, fuck, marry, Kill with fire
>having sex with niggers and spawning half niggers
>marrying a nigger
Literally shit taste you got there.
ab4789 No.14545048
>>14543570
There she is again, the time traveling sassy shecoon
fbdfce No.14548578
>>14543570
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
728c4e No.14548592
>>14543690
How about kill em all you dumb fucking jew.
134c3e No.14548656
>>14543570
I'd the Beyond Good and Evil one. Considering how pozzed the game probably is, she's destined to be a shitty character. Still, she has that puffy afro and the most most non "gibs me dats white boi" face the others suffer from.
4f0b2d No.14554408
d05130 No.14554927
>>14543535
>>14543550
>>14543570
Here's the one I saved, back in the day.
d1e4ee No.14556800
>>14540573
I don't think you need to buy it to play it with him. You only need one copy to play it together online.
d1e4ee No.14556806
>>14554927
she appears once, sells you guns and then rats you out
d9bce1 No.14560150
>>14542430
>Shilled mafia 3
Dude, wat? He shat all over mafia 3 in his review. He ran a mafia 1 fansite, it was indeed an amazing game, no wonder he may have had hope for it.
Sure, I have problems with him, disregarding Dark Souls because muh keyboard but shilling wheel-only car sims, shitting on Witcher because "rolling like a prick" etc., but when you take them as opinions of the 90s PC elitist gamer, it does make sense and does give an interesting point of view when making the purchase decisions.
728c4e No.14560204
>>14560153
Look at Adam's hair though, I think he was meant to be a mudgook or an indonesian or something.
80c8f4 No.14560356
>>14560153
Imagine CJ in nuGTA:SA
No seriously just imagine.
fbdfce No.14564412
>>14560356
He already had a white girlfriend in SA.
133593 No.14564568
didn't we already have this thread?
d05130 No.14564875
>>14560153
>Mr. Game & Watch
c0dd40 No.14564929
>>14564412
Wasn't she Hispanic?
4cea82 No.14565933
>>14554927
I seriously have no idea why they do this, not just here but IRL as well.
What's with the fucking bush hair? It looks like shit! It's the kinda haircut you get when you don't wash or comb your hair at all, and yet I'm sure they go through great lengths for those curls, only to look like lazy unwashed fucks.
Seriously, it's simply not atractive at all. How are you supposed to comb that hair with your hand in a loving way without losing your entire arm in there? It'd probably be stuck and that's the end of a romantic night right there.
Imagine lying down with someone with that hair, just spreading it around the entire hair. It'd be like giving a blowjob to the most hairy person in the entire world!
There's some haircuts I can excuse because they go for different kinds of priorities, like being aerodynamic or trying to not be symetric, but this shit has no reason to exist or even to cost so much to achieve for what you get at the end.
And for the love of G-D, if you don't want people to say that niggers are just a few steps above monkeys, stop making them look like one. Those nostrils and big thicked lips are uncanny as fuck, all I can think about is throwing peanuts at it so it stops bothering me.
I mean, Jade in the fourth pic would kinda be okayish, what with that pair of tits, but the fucking hair and that monkey face really change this from jungle fever all the way to zoophilia.
4cea82 No.14565942
>>14560153
The saddest thing is that you can't go back to what you had before since now every non-white character will look like he was added just for token effect.
No one is ever gonna accept anything but that in videogames since putting anything other than an Aryan male is SJW pandering, regardless if it really is or isn't, so now we end up getting a literally black and white scene instead of the actual diversity we used to have. Goddamit, I hate extremists.
>>14564412
>>14564929
On the contrary, the hispanic girl was the only one that wasn't his girlfriend. You did about 4-5 heists with her and spent the rest of the game receiving phonecalls of her being angry but lustfull for you, however CJ doesn't stick his dick in crazy so she never shows up anymore. There's a sex scene, but it's more like he is raped by her than anything.
4cea82 No.14567517
>>14565942
>Goddamit, I hate extremists
Carefull anon, that sort of reasoning atracts the wrath of /pol/ and /leftypol/.
They might even call you a "fence-sitter" and expond on how much better things are when everything is polarized.
6b2afa No.14570031
>>14567517
Horseshoe theory is dumb though.