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File: 4462613ddee2c0b⋯.webm (13.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 2018.03.23-10.04.webm)

29fd2f No.14532044

Do you think The Witcher 3 is one of best games ever made?

4ff178 No.14532053

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

No.


fe1c71 No.14532063

File: 392012a116d548a⋯.png (106.34 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 392012a116d548a55a8a68ef61….png)

>>14532053

>DongYea


dbb11f No.14532065

The grass in this game look very ugly to me. Like it doesn't feel natural


6981fa No.14532066

>>14532065

so you were fine with gerald cucking out to every stryng womyn he's met?


411ced No.14532081

>>14532044

It's irredeemable garbage compared to the first.


43fb4a No.14532105


60cad9 No.14532108

>>14532044

No

the first game is the best of series


2842e3 No.14532115

File: de46a3ab5611114⋯.webm (3.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Witcher 3 - 13th century.webm)

Its the most progressive yes


1be14a No.14532133

>>14532115

>inb4 hurr youre autistic it was obviously sarcasm


8f6a4e No.14532142

yes


60cad9 No.14532147

>>14532115

That's actually normal for the witcher

the writer is a huge women first guy and Geralt is canonically a footstool for every woman he meets

the only good book in the series is the collection of short stories, the rest are mediocre at best


272562 No.14532148

>>14532115

Did you just try to nig me?


06dd77 No.14532166

>>14532147

theyre ok.


569028 No.14532333

>>14532053

Hooktube nigger


1dd22d No.14532405

Unironically, yes.


733d39 No.14532459

haha yes, it's almost as good as Skyrim! I recommend it! Buy the epic DLC too!!!


29fd2f No.14532461

File: a1eab4c51570f78⋯.jpg (276.93 KB, 680x1900, 34:95, Безымянный.jpg)


8d72ab No.14532478

>>14532461

What the fuck is this tiv spim and stap shit>


29fd2f No.14532501

I am gay


f6f000 No.14532514

>Do you think The Witcher 3 is one of best games ever made?

Do you think I'll get dubs?


7d21df No.14532573

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The original Witcher game was the best, 2 and 3 were trying too hard and ended up just being boring.


2f2a7e No.14534594

>>14532478

It's a cuckchan meme.


a36f1b No.14534609

>>14532461

Arrows are gay, those fired by the enemy and yourself.


d8337d No.14534653

>>14532044

It is certainly the best AAA game in recent years.

Which says a lot about the state of the industry rather than the game itself…


d7257c No.14534666

File: b7283e80c4d3392⋯.png (11.35 KB, 284x300, 71:75, archer.png)


29fd2f No.14535851

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

bump


3dfdfd No.14535880

MUH GRAPHICS XD


29fd2f No.14535922

File: 374bc289ea93b1e⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, witcher3 2018-03-22 19-03-….png)

File: d7bdf0343ff4a7c⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, witcher3 2018-03-22 19-08-….png)


29fd2f No.14535933


746af5 No.14535934


8f6a4e No.14535939

>>14532573

2 was hard at the beginning, it gets easier later on, 1 was hard in some places, but 3 is by far the easiest when it comes to combat but best when it comes to everything else (except sex, collecting the cards in W1 was way more fun than 3d animated scenes)


cda27d No.14535942

Boring shit


464604 No.14535962


ef6b45 No.14535994

Witcher 3 is by far best single player game in last decade, and i say that without irony. There's one faggot you run into early on, but you don't even have to hear about his faggotry if you don't ask. There are also mods that let you anally deflower ciri and whatnot but the game, Imo, is good enough on it's own. I have the attention span of a fucking flea and I can play Witcher 3 for 10 hours straight.


559bd4 No.14536048

File: e339e4d76b1ce5e⋯.jpg (36.38 KB, 485x443, 485:443, full vore.jpg)

>>14532053

>Posting a Niggerchink faggot youtuber


559bd4 No.14536058

File: 5e1eedb0fcf9f93⋯.jpg (67.32 KB, 645x729, 215:243, 8d6e9e386c621343aae6dcd535….jpg)

What the fuck happened to /v/ ? I thought people generally liked it, when it came out and for a year after the threads were all positive about the game, it's not perfect no game is but it's far from a bad game.

Is this the new ironic form of /v/ where everything that was good is shit now and everything shit is good now?


2f2a7e No.14536061

>>14536058

It's just contrarian fucks trying to fit in.


ad3c73 No.14536071

>>14536058

>>14536061

>now

Are you retarded? you don't remember the graphic downgrade fiasco?


2f2a7e No.14536073

>>14536071

Graphics =/= gameplay.


ef6b45 No.14536085

>>14536061

this, it's contrian douchebags trying to feel cool. The fucking game earned more than most of the top grossing games of 2016 and even 2017 even though it came out in 2015. It has a perfect score on fucking steam.


8c0152 No.14536097

>>14532044

It's an okay game, but the shit combat brings it down


ef6b45 No.14536109

someone please name me another game that compares to witcher 3, bc I'd love to play it. My hopes for Cyberpunk 2077 have sunk since it got pushed back for a fucking year with no explanation. It was meant to be this year, now it's june 2019.

Should have just made a fucking Witcher 4 or another DLC. What other studio has a fanbase literally begging them to give another add-on and they have no interest.

Also, rights for a series were sold to netflix. Just how many kangz do you think kikeflix will shoehorn in there? If they can make Julius Caesar and Achilles negroes, why not Gerlat?


c5c647 No.14536118

>>14536071

everyone does but i'm pretty sure >>14536058 's

>it's not perfect

part of the post covered that. i've been noticing this trend as well. it's been getting worse and worse to the point where literally no games are good now except the holy grail that are late 80s to 90s classics. being negative is so highly preferred on this site nowadays that you'll be marked a shill or "shiteater" for having anything positive to say about anything released after 2005. it's just a bunch of sad fucks shitting on everything and circlejerking about their free to pay to win anime games.


8c0152 No.14536120

>>14536109

>someone please name me another game that compares to witcher 3

Kingdom Come


2f2a7e No.14536122

>>14536120

>le based slavkike game


ef6b45 No.14536123

>>14536118

Some games are getting more shit, actually most of them are, but Witcher is amazing. Shitting on Witcher 3 is part of the soyboy trend who take pictures with their mouths open in front of retro neo-geo consoles.


b07d5d No.14536129

>>14532044

youre a little late for shilling that turd

or is there a steam sale right now


ef6b45 No.14536130

>>14536120

>Kingdom Come

shit, I'd been waiting for it and totally forget it was out. When I wake up, have a game to buy. wish I fucking remembered it before yesterday when I bought another useless VR game. And you return too many games to fucking Steam they will stop selling you shit. Thanks, hope it lives up to expectations..


6c1412 No.14536131

>>14536120

But Kingdom Come is a good game.


ef6b45 No.14536140

>>14536129

> shilling that turd

dude, that fucking studio literally has no budget, and they're supposedly at one another's throat right now over Cyberpunk. Maybe I don't "get" how shilling works, but do you really think a studio in Poland (who had basically zero marketing in the US and still sold amazingly well) has suddenly hired shills NOW to come to fucking boards like this in the sewer of the net and what? If they cane somehow trace a purchase back from here to steam, they get a few shekels?

If I'm off and it actually works like this, please let me know. Otherwise you're just another paranoid asshole.


80c4a6 No.14536143

Witcher 3 is a pile of shit. The quests are nothing but following quest markers and using fucking spidey-senses to follow whatever shit happened. Every location and 'thing' is discovered when you enter a new area. Its shit, there's no actual adventure


33a271 No.14536147

>>14536058

>What the fuck happened to /v/ ?

I pirated it, played about two boring hours. Never bothered picking it back up.

>cuckchan meme

you need to go back


ef6b45 No.14536149

>>14536131

You're claiming to have played Witcher 3 and not liked it, correct? Tell everyone what you didn't like. And you have to have played in on PC or the Jews edit out a bunch of it.


ef6b45 No.14536155

>>14536147

> played about two boring hours

you never even got out of Velen then and into the good parts you dumb shit.


ad3c73 No.14536161

>>14536073

>Bullshot is okay

>Lying to consumer is okay

get the fuck out


ef6b45 No.14536166

File: e72945d4069eb84⋯.png (175.95 KB, 497x594, 497:594, CDATPC.png)

>>14536143

>Witcher 3 is a pile of shit.

Maybe it doesn't have enough "Rap music" for your tastes homey? Sheeiit, who would want to play a game based in a medieval fantasy world and without a single nigger and without being able to have the "hero" of the game kick a whore to death like in GTA?


ad3c73 No.14536169

>>14536118

Gameplay isn't that great either, primarily the combat. OP asked of W3 is the best games ever made, it not the worst but it certainly wasn't the best either. It's an average game and pale in comparison to Dragon's Dogma


8c0152 No.14536174

>>14536149

not him but:

>terrible combat

>"open world" where half the map is empty and devoid of content

>in-game economy utterly fucked

>all tracking and clues made pointless by Batman vision

>90% of map activities were just "Go to X, kill baddies, take shit loot" with zero impact on the surrounding world

>majority of side quests unmemorable; just "go kill monster"

I still liked the game, and Blood and Wine actually improved on most of these things (which just makes me wish the entire game was like that), but I get where the other anons are coming from.


29fd2f No.14536192

>>14536130

it's a good game but wait until it get patched and finished then buy


c5c647 No.14536194

>>14536169

I thought OP was trying to be ironic


ad3c73 No.14536202

>>14536194

Doesn't change the fact that its an average game. On a /v/ scale, anything below good is a shit game


29fd2f No.14536208

>>14536169

Combat in dragon's dogma is overrated. You just climb a monster and press 1 button to kill it. Search for any DD boss battles on youtube, you will see. TW3 combat is better


ef6b45 No.14536217

>>14536174

>>"open world" where half the map is empty and devoid of content

dude, that's part of the fun. It's an OPEN WORLD SANDBOX. As you travel, you can accidentally stumble onto nests of insects,bandits, treasure, bears, all kinds of shit. And Nothing is ever "wasted" in the sense of having no impact on game since you level up and get better armor or more powers.

Would you prefer super mario on the original nintendo when the entire thing is just running in one fuckign direction and you always have a purpose? You have caves to expose, mazes, magic, ships to Skellige, enhanced amor to find. so much cool shit.

In 5-10 years, maybe when you can play games like that in VR then you can look back at it as shit. But as far as the video game medium as it currently exists, I can't think of a better fucking game.


ef6b45 No.14536227

>>14536192

> it's a good game but wait until it get patched and finished then buy

I just read in another thread they had to fund it through kikestarter? Now, given how well Witcher 3 sold with ZERO fucking marketing and solely by word of mouth, you'd think the Jews would have been jumping over one another to put money into this thing. Nope, forget it. not degenerate enough.


b07d5d No.14536234

>>14536208

tw3 combat is shit, all you do is press one button to make a retarded helicopter spin sword attack


3fa6c3 No.14536247

File: b8654631242e7c9⋯.png (654.71 KB, 712x550, 356:275, Witcher 3 - enhanced editi….png)

>>14532044

It's ultimately an okay game, with a shit story, horrible pacing, and a world that in general is just to big and empty for it's content. The game really isn't hard and the fighting system is meh and can become repetitive and boring really fast unless you switch up with the magic, but even then it never really get's challenging, which I think is die to the enemies in general being too weak and just not mobile, strong or good enough in positioning to keep up with Geralts autistic dodging ability. The best part of the game is definitely doing Witcher Contracts, but even then they kind of always are the same and since the world is very shallow, full of faceless nameless NPCs, it kind of takes away from the experience. Additionally you also have the main story bugging you with it's false sense of urgency even though nothing is actually happening, since the entire game doesn't really have a climax, maybe defending the fortress from the wild hunt, but everything else is really underwhelming and trudging. Apart from the Main Game the Dlcs are far better structured and have a more fitting tone for the Witcher scenario, so they kind of are the most enjoyable parts of the game. While playing it I actually wanted to put it down about half way through, but once the main story is done, the game becomes quite enjoyable. I'd say it's a very mediocre but enjoyable game, which probably makes it a good game in comparison to the other shit that was released, but it's not this mile stone in gaming that normalfags make it out to be. Also CD-Projekt Red cucked and put nigger merchants into it, you only get the good ending if you act like a beta orbiter for ciri and Geralt is constantly getting pussywhipped by strong independent women, I guess he still get's to fuck them but still, definitely cringe inducing at times


8c0152 No.14536248

>>14536217

go back to reddit, you fucking faggot. And play an actually good open world game like Gothic


ef6b45 No.14536257

>>14536248

>back to reddit

go dick up your dead mother and suck the spiderwebs out of her cunt. so sick of you newb faggots telling someone here since /pol/harbor to "go back to.." when I was among the first people on here when hotwheels had it up. wow, you're just so edgy because of your game choices. Fuck you and your dead mother.


8c0152 No.14536270

>>14536257

>just proves me right

You won't fit in no matter how retarded your insults get. Your arguments and dicksucking clearly mark you as a redditor, and you actually argue that witcher 3 is the best game ever made. Just fuck off already, this is not the site for you.


ef6b45 No.14536271

>>14536247

>nigger merchants

I don't recall a single nigger merchant in the game. in one of the DLC? I haven't placed it in ~8 months, maybe will spend today playing it again. If there really is a nigger, will be forced to change my opinion but the only degenerate I recall in entire thing is the faggot you have to find in one of the first missions when you are sent out to find where the Gfiffin nest.


ef6b45 No.14536273

>>14536270

>You won't fit in

i really don't give a fuck what a piece of filth like you thinks of me. filtered.


8c0152 No.14536279

>>14536273

>triggered!

I can't tell if you're a literal redditor, or if I fell for bait


3fa6c3 No.14536290

File: 4f4b7fa2bf271ff⋯.jpg (71.65 KB, 603x513, 67:57, nigger merchant.JPG)

>>14536271

yeah it's in the DLC, he's not part of the actual DLC storyline, but you can do a quest for him and there is another nigger runesmith that can enchant your shit for tons of cash


8a25de No.14536301

>>14536271

>>14536290

In the DLC storyline an irishman tricks you into killing a frog who is actually a persian/arab prince, which leads their wizard to kidnap you. You kill them and escape and that's all the required brown people. As for the runesmith, he just sits around getting high all day. I don't see why they see that as a victory for diversity. Olgierd was a bro.


ad3c73 No.14536310

>>14536217

> dude, that's part of the fun. It's an OPEN WORLD SANDBOX

That's part of the reason its not fun you fucking faggot, everything is an after thought. Trying comparing W3 to Zelda: Link to the past, both are sandbox where you can go anywhere but the world in zelda is carefully design to make the dungeon look different than the other. In W3, no matter how much bandit camp you discover, all of it are just copy paste of the previous bandit camp, same goes to the monster nest. Sandbox RPG is a mistake.


ae5947 No.14536315

File: 8d16dd313c6e939⋯.jpg (39.99 KB, 321x500, 321:500, 360f4c0d80caf6e18f14582e3b….jpg)

>>14532147

As a Pole I can assure you that Sapkowski was always a die-hard leftist, and he cucked hard for women and minorities since the early '90s. Nowadays, he's also pretty buttblasted about his own shortsightedness, and not getting any royalties from the Witcher games. They are way better Polish fantasy novels than Witcher as well. Piekara's Inquisitional series is fucking great. Jesus Christ comes down from the cross, kills all the Jews and establishes Kingdom of God on Earth, and you as a German Inquisitor are tasked to protected it from heretics and demon worshipers 1000 years later.


75d830 No.14536319

I don't like the open world shit. Everything looks the same (and the game really isn't that pretty post-downgrade), there are way too many trash monsters around for the Witcher setting and replaying the game is a pain in the ass. Didn't care about the main story because no bookfag. I did like the witcher contracts however, and DLC stories.


8a25de No.14536320

>>14536315

>Jesus Christ comes down from the cross, kills all the Jews and establishes Kingdom of God on Earth, and you as a German Inquisitor are tasked to protected it from heretics and demon worshipers 1000 years later.

I'd play it.


75d830 No.14536322

>>14536155

Are you implying the swamp witches and baron quests aren't the high point of the game? Because they totally are up until the dlc's.


cda27d No.14536323

>>14536315

That sounds pretty great


75ff0e No.14536339

File: f349ae7aa1e3dfb⋯.png (320.1 KB, 339x366, 113:122, 1440271488786.png)

>>14536247

Why does /v/ get triggered by niggers? You guys are a bunch of uppity niggers that get butthurt about blacks being in your video game from Poland. There's roughly 3 blacks in the game and they're all virtually pointless so I don't see why a nigger trigger is required.

Regardless the story makes sense for Geralt because he's always been a bitch who falls for chicks into that mutant ass. He basically has to be a beta orbiter to nail because he's fighting with a sterile sword so none of the other babymakers want anything to do with him. His whole storyline was already outlined by Andre Polandlandman and he's been a fucking queer bitch the entire time. The Witcher wasn't really valuable until these video games took off and they didn't take off until the second one because the first is trash.

>muh rhythm based combat

>muh interrupts

Witcher 1 sucks cock and always has so all you uppity niggers with your boxer-briefs can take a sitdown and pontificate on your endless faggotry while I play my mediocre video games.


cda27d No.14536347

>>14536339

One nigger is one too many.


8c0152 No.14536353

>>14536315

That sounds pretty great. Tell your government to turn it into a video game


c541ce No.14536379

>>14536339

>>14536347

This. I don't remember them being in Gothic.

In a medieval setting they don't even have to be mentioned.

I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH NIGGERS IN MY VIDYA!


e50cac No.14536380

>>14536315

Sounds fucking good


ef6b45 No.14536405

>>14536322

>he swamp witches and baron quests aren't the high point of the game?

you're thinking of it too much in the format of a traditional game. There can be a said to be a number of "high points." the first time you bang Trish may be your "high point." When you're able to remove the stone from the sword on the island in "Blood and Wine" and fulfill the prophecy, that's another "high point." Also, depending on if you decide to kill the spirit in the tree or let it go, the entire scenario could turn out differently.

How many games can you name where decisions you make can genuinely change the entire plot? You can't look at it through the lens of a "normal game" with a climax and a "boss fight" and then a resolution.

There's so much…you don't have to rely on my word. BAsed on the Jew's own marketing research, a fucking game made by Poles with zero PR in the Us should not have done well. Not only was it the top selling game in 2015, it outsold every "big franchise" save for 3 in 2016 and was still in top 10 as of Christmas 2017/2018. All from word of mouth.

And obviously, the Jews aren't happy about it since instead of reacting to the market and trying to make more games like it, they are trying to shove more pozz down out throats. And obviously some of the executives realize it since they are trying their hardest to redo fucking MW games from over a decade ago since no one wants to buy their pozzed negro/feminist bullshit. Yet they STILL keep shoveling it and fucking gaming conferences and magazines learned fuckall from GG.

Yes, by the end GG became a pathetic joke, but the grassroots uprising against some jewess cunt Skankeiseen trying to shit on the "fucking CIs White males" who are the cor audiences of these motherfuckers! Zoe Quinn was just a hooker who ended up embodying just how much "gaming journalists" despised what was meant to be their core audience. Nothing even came of it, and it anything they turned even harder toward SJ.

Anyone have that screenshot comparing the nip developers from the (now defunct) Ea montreal and the WOG wishing for White genocide?


8a25de No.14536410

>>14536405

>with zero PR

$35 million dollar marketing budget versus a $32 million game budget. Stop lying asshole.


5afbca No.14536415

>>14536339

t. muh diq nigger


ef6b45 No.14536416

>>14536410

>$35 million dollar marketing budget

In the US. There was no big fucking launch, there were no "toy gift baskets" with commemorative coins and commemorative collectors edition # 10 like fucking EA does.

Now check how much it fucking made.


ef6b45 No.14536422

>>14536410

there is NO FUCKING NUMBER on what they spent in US on advertising, and my bet would be a large number of it was geared toward poland and other areas of eastern europe. There was no big launch bullshit in the US like the big JEw studios have with "commemorative gift packs." Considering how much it ending uo making, it's fucking remarkable.


7af60a No.14536426

File: af5454676e9c6b3⋯.jpg (258.14 KB, 900x827, 900:827, 1465291205526.jpg)

>>14536339

Since it's current year politics and having that in a game about some middle age fantasy land, inspired by middle age Poland, is really bad for atmosphere.

It's the same tired marxist brainwashing propaganda that reminds you on every goddamn corner that your country should be filled with shitskins and I'm not tolerating it.

I know that they were basically forced by the publishers to put the tokens in but I'm still mad at the level of this propaganda that permeates every media.


c541ce No.14536429

>>14536315

Are there translations in English or German?


ef6b45 No.14536435

>>14536429

> translations in English or German?

take a guess mate? If they've already sold it as a series for kikeflix, don't you think the Jews would have it available for you to read? I've never read and as polis anon said I've head it's a pretty shitty series. The developers really took the story and made it gud themselves…


c541ce No.14536439

>>14536435

i asked about:

>Piekara's Inquisitional series


8e7a62 No.14536441

>>14536422

>>14536416

there was a lot spent on marketing. The game was everywhere at launch. Even the witcher 2 got a lot of marketing. The series has been AAA shit for a while.


3fa6c3 No.14536442

>>14536379

>I don't remember them being in Gothic.

b…but anon Gothic is full of niggers and swarthy muds, didn't you know? The game is set in a prison colony after all so it kind of makes sense.


ef6b45 No.14536448

>>14536315

>and not getting any royalties from the Witcher games.

Did Project Cd Red buy everything outright? From the sounds of him, I'm hoping the studio gets the kikeflix royalties rather than him. Then they'll stick kangz everywhere and wonder "why are the goyim not watching???"

It's perfectly fie of course to have movies about "wakanda" with all niggers. That's "diversity." But if they made a series of "the Witcher" with all Whites, that's racism."

It's too bad Amy Adams isn't about 5 years youngers, she'd be perfect as Triss.


ef6b45 No.14536449

>>14536441

>there was a lot spent on marketing.

Un Catzo. Compared to fucking COD? Which didn't make 1/10th of what Witcher 3 made?


8e7a62 No.14536452

>>14536449

>b-b-but muh cowadoody

I don't care. It was still AAA shit. Stop deflecting.


ef6b45 No.14536464

File: a2ff40b4cbb66ff⋯.jpg (53.13 KB, 506x500, 253:250, soy-boy-neogeo.jpg)

>>14536452

You're trying to come off as some edgy purist. In reality, you come off as th neo-geo soyboy. If a game if fucking shit (as 99% of them are), I have no fucking problem saying as much. They're made their shekels, they have 10/10 on Steam, thy don't need you. You're trying wayyy too fucking hard to be edgy and contrarian, and you just come off as neo-geo soyboy.


8e7a62 No.14536484

File: 1908a0a4a8c5270⋯.jpg (170.27 KB, 640x1360, 8:17, tw3-4.jpg)

>>14536464

>(21) posts defending his eurojank

you must be new here, the witcher games are shit with god awful combat and try hard fedora atheist writing.


c541ce No.14536495

>>14536429

>>14536439

Come on, spit it out!

>>14536464

stfu he's right. There was a lot of marketing. Can't be denied.

The 2nd was the best even through it crashed quite often and was laggy as fuck.

I don't have a problem saying: "Elex was made by Jews and Cucks" either because it's true. Nothing of the original piranha bytes is left and they outright put "But that's VölkermordTM"(word only exist in connection to the hollowcaust in German)" in the game.


ae5947 No.14536509

File: b287f1a836d06db⋯.jpg (153.75 KB, 650x407, 650:407, cykl-inkwizytorski-jacek-p….jpg)

>>14536429

Sadly, I don't think so. Piekara's books would need to be adopted into game or a movie first to ever be translated, and released on the English market. Consider this, only after the first Witcher game became more or less a success, some of the Sapkowski's novels have been translated to English. Not all of them mind you. Also, the translation is mediocre at best, especially in the first one.

>>14536448

Sapkowski's shot himself in the foot while dealing with CD Project. They offered him to pay a very small percent from every game sold, but he declined thinking that the game would bomb immediately, instead opting for a fixed sum of 100k Polish złoty (more or less 30k US dollars). To this very day, he still feels kind of raw about it. Also, ffter the international success of the first game, Sapkowski made the Witcher games non-canon simply out of spite.


0bf5e8 No.14536513

File: e18729037de6836⋯.jpg (501.99 KB, 912x912, 1:1, The Man, The Legend.jpg)

>people are just now realizing Glitcher 3 is shit

It's nice to see you drooling simpletons have finally awoken from your buyer's remorse. Now, kiss the ring.


a9c338 No.14536518

The nigger in Witcher 3 is arab, not a nigger. And you kill plenty of his kinds.


a9c338 No.14536531

>>14536518

Also Heart of Stone is pretty great.


c541ce No.14536571

>>14536509

>only after the first Witcher game became more or less a success

Amis are too busy writing jew books

>Sapkowski's novels have been translated to English

read the first two short story collections in German

>Sadly, I don't think so.

Sad.


c541ce No.14536576

>>14536571

*I've read


05971d No.14536596

>>14536315

>Jesus Christ comes down from the cross, kills all the Jews and establishes Kingdom of God on Earth, and you as a German Inquisitor are tasked to protected it from heretics and demon worshipers 1000 years later.

I'm not even a Christfag but that sounds cool as fuck.


2842e3 No.14536618

File: f5960a4990cae41⋯.mp4 (3.12 MB, 640x352, 20:11, 0bd8b512701ead8e8caf4964ba….mp4)


2842e3 No.14536632

>>14536513

Razorfist hates fallout new vegas and likes dragon age 3.


d19f40 No.14536638

Actually, the witcher 3 is hot garbage because nearly every female is unrealistically attractive, which is psychologically damaging to any womyn who happen to see the game. Also, they are doing a collaboration with the extremely problematic Soul Calibur series, who unbelievably refused to edit Ivy's costume to be acceptable EVEN AFTER the director was told what year it is.


2842e3 No.14536647

File: 214b31f625d4cb2⋯.jpg (330.58 KB, 675x1014, 225:338, d3d9cdcb0853f6d6f2e1df8a21….jpg)

>>14536638

very true, pic related is a real woman.


0bf5e8 No.14536649

>>14536509

>having so little faith in your own brand that you opt for a tiny upfront payment instead of a percentage of sales

I know the Witcher is garbage seriously, even the books are complete trash, but that's saying a lot. Also, it's a crying shame about Piekara. They sound like something I'd genuinely enjoy, but I'm not learning Polish just for that.

>>14536632

Fallout: New Vegas is objectively bad and Dragon Age: Cisquisition was better than DA2 & DA:O, despite being a bad game.


d19f40 No.14536654

>>14536638

And lest we forget, there is a sidequest which can be resolved by getting into a fistfight with my brethren from r/atheism, thus showing Gerald to be truly Unenlightened.


592fc7 No.14536655

>>14536649

>he sucks e-celeb dick so hard his taste is awful

what a shame


0bf5e8 No.14536660

>>14536655

>he likes bad games

What a shame.


c541ce No.14536665

>>14536638

>every female is unrealistically attractive

untrue, it was too realistic for my taste


a9c338 No.14536667

>>14536654

You murder commies in Witcher 3.


809a36 No.14536678

>>14536058

No, plenty thought it was shit when it came out and it is shit. I actually agree with the bell autist on this because the combat is pants on head retarded.

>>14536085

>Durr normalfag reviews

>Muh ad populum

>>14536131

Wrong, the slavkike lied about big battles and the game was a massive let down.

>>14536166

Not an argument, strawmanning is for niggers.


c541ce No.14536691

>>14536131

What's with this shill thread here?

It starts off with lel de ebil germans, giant lag spikes, had to turn graphics to low on my GTX 980 to maintain 60fps on fucking 900p, constant high drive usage while turning around or walking, shit controls, lel realism do boring bullshit like irl, lel no saving without beer and so on…


b59c11 No.14536693

>>14536618

Such a beautiful culture. Let them in.


559bd4 No.14536711

File: 6e56b5246c67ffe⋯.png (499.69 KB, 1020x746, 510:373, 6e56b5246c67ffeec6b4a0b206….png)

>>14536649

>Cisquition was better than DA:O

Opinion dropped, it's obvious you're a shit eating retard with poor opinions.


53a409 No.14536717

File: cb39fb8b6dce5ff⋯.jpg (46.55 KB, 200x313, 200:313, okladka-200.jpg)

>>14536571

Yeah, you are right. I think German translation came before the English one.

>>14536596

It's a pretty good story. Jesus Christ waltz into Rome, and takes control of the Roman Empire, previously exterminating every Jew in Judea and forcing the rest to flee to Persia and China. He channeled the spirit of /pol/ so much that from now on, Jesus Christ is known as the Butcher from Nazareth. After enacting his bloody vengeance, he departs from this world leaving the Empire in the hands of Saint Peter, who promptly fucks everything up. Also, there are no Muslims either. Prophet Mohammed got killed by a patrol of Christian knights somewhere in the Levant when he tried to spread his faith there. After his death, Islam kind of fell apart. The main adversary are the Persians. Arabian Peninsula is a shithole full of unimportant, nomadic goatfuckers in this timeline.

>>14536649

Sapkowski doesn't have the best writing style in Polish either. However, he kick-started the Polish fantasy scene in the late '80s. There were no fantasy books during the commie times. I guess communist didn't want the masses to dream.


8a25de No.14536719

>>14536422

Yes, it is, and no amount of desperate shilling will change that.


559bd4 No.14536737

File: 09a754501cf6cd1⋯.png (3.87 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Witcher 3.png)

>>14536717

I'm glad he disowned the games, I find the stories of the games better than his books, it's not full of his leftist shite, although i'm not saying it isn't in there, because it is. I find them their own separate entities, and enjoy them for that.

Kind of like how Disney made all extended Universe stuff like KOTOR non-canon, yet I find those stories/ games superior to the "official" canon.


0bf5e8 No.14536743

>>14536717

I understand the context and why they're popular in Poland and certain other eastern European nations, but it's sad people were stuck with him instead of literally anyone else.

>>14536711

>implying there are any redeeming features of DA:O

Cisquisition may be shit, but it's better than irredeemable trash.


a952ed No.14536763

File: d7c55fceba6c953⋯.jpg (291.89 KB, 1920x1037, 1920:1037, capalace.jpg)

No. It's alright. The issues with the game almost entirely are blamed by the scope. They made it to goddamn big leading to the need for garbage like quest markers, a watered down combat system, some really tedious afterthought quests to populate the world, story falling apart in third act etc. World's really pretty though and some of the side quests are great. Blood and Wine basically improved everything from the base game so there's that as well.


adce63 No.14536809

>>14536509

>Sapkowski made the Witcher games non-canon simply out of spite.

That's nonsense. There is no reason why the games should be canon.

Also he didn't make them "non-canon" in some aggressive act of defiance. It was just some journalist asking him if he ever were to write another book would he consider the games as canon to which he answered "no".


170a8e No.14536810

>>14536339

3 > 1 > 2


adce63 No.14536819

>>14536058

If a game becomes popular people will start shitting on it.

If the Witcher 3 would have only sold 600k units people would be a lot more lenient with its flaws.

Try naming one widely popular/successful game released during the last 10 years that people don't generally shit on on /v/


adce63 No.14536832

>>14536109

>It was meant to be this year

Did they ever announce a release date?

>Also, rights for a series were sold to netflix.

Wasn't this done by the guy who wrote the books? I'll just ignore the kike-fest. The director or whoever the fuck already posted enough progressive shit on twitter for me to not care.


adce63 No.14536850

>>14536247

>Also CD-Projekt Red cucked and put nigger merchants into it

Yeah, they also cucked and have you kill their nigger Prince, then kill their nigger General together with their nigger military unit and sink their nigger ship. Strange how you didin't mention that.

Zerrikania also is not something they just made up for the game.

>>14536339

Because they are animals incapable of not destroying nice things. Every country that has niggers will get worse until it turns into a hellhole once it reaches peak nigger.


6d3d29 No.14536881

>>14536819

It's almost as if every game of the last 10 years is garbage. Hm. Really activates your almonds.


a9c338 No.14537600

>>14536881

Except that is bullshit.


6d3d29 No.14537609

>>14537600

nah, it's really not


3d6a64 No.14537620

File: 59d071f925036fe⋯.png (93.99 KB, 400x460, 20:23, 59d071f925036feb18649e3716….png)

>this many fags defending a game with 1 button combat

Damn /v/ has really sunk


5a1423 No.14537623

>>14536339

The stench of niggers gives me Nam flashbacks.


05971d No.14537626

>>14536717

>It's a pretty good story. Jesus Christ waltz into Rome, and takes control of the Roman Empire, previously exterminating every Jew in Judea and forcing the rest to flee to Persia and China. He channeled the spirit of /pol/ so much that from now on, Jesus Christ is known as the Butcher from Nazareth. After enacting his bloody vengeance, he departs from this world leaving the Empire in the hands of Saint Peter, who promptly fucks everything up. Also, there are no Muslims either. Prophet Mohammed got killed by a patrol of Christian knights somewhere in the Levant when he tried to spread his faith there. After his death, Islam kind of fell apart. The main adversary are the Persians. Arabian Peninsula is a shithole full of unimportant, nomadic goatfuckers in this timeline.

Wish it were translated.

>>14537600

The majority of games today has been decline shit ever since the release of the Xbox 360.


3d8c2f No.14537632

>>14537626

>The majority of games today has been decline shit ever since the release of the Xbox 360.

What a fucking stupid thing to say.


9f6fe7 No.14537635

File: 16c4860969a38e8⋯.jpg (19.87 KB, 320x320, 1:1, xTESZWbbBRavH0Cc-o6TWkth1_….jpg)

>>14537620

I don't know where to go anymore


05971d No.14537643

File: 1baed57892ab82d⋯.jpg (57.11 KB, 500x680, 25:34, 1504045567839.jpg)

>>14537632

Not only did they turn to complete shit by the Xbox 360 time, but they were already getting there little by little. It just astounds me how an industry could go backwards so fast. Nothing but garbage and now, garbage mixed in with politics, and the worst kind too, commie/socialists rats.


59d917 No.14537650

it is

being butthurt about lore is as retarded as it gets

start caring about Redwall, no? fuck you


ad3c73 No.14537651

>>14536881

Nier Automata was released last year

Dragon's Dogma was released in 2012

Demon Souls and Bayonetta was released in 2009

Bayonetta was


fe1c71 No.14537662

File: 956afe754f278fe⋯.gif (3.38 MB, 260x340, 13:17, 956afe754f278febd045920585….gif)

>>14537620

>giving up on /v/

>because some random redditor went (21) defending his mediocre game


3d8c2f No.14537663

>>14537643

Yeah okay, the games you played when you were a dumb 12 year old kid were really fun for you and your life sucks now.

That doesn't mean game's today are bad. Sure there's a lot of shit out there but we're also on the fucking internet and there's more than 3 companies making games.

It's also convenient how you guys always seem to ignore the massive, massive piles of absolute shit games back in the day.


1541b2 No.14537670

>>14537662

There's a very long list of other reasons.


05971d No.14537684

File: 084cd2243cbfac1⋯.jpg (72.7 KB, 468x487, 468:487, 1507475910556.jpg)

>>14537663

The games I played back then were all incline. Why? Because there wasn't as much exposure as we have today, so the good games tended to survive. When did I say there weren't any bad games? There were, now how about games like back then that revolutionized gaming being made today? Exactly. You have no knowledge of video game development to know why they are bad today, it's a subject that's well beyond your capacity which is why you are arguing a completely different subject and seem ignorant.


12a727 No.14537685

No, it's a generic open world shit. The Witcher 2 was far better.


3d8c2f No.14537689

>>14537684

>games are bad, just trust me

Whatever faggot. Have fun posting your statues and talking down to people.


f1d0d1 No.14537690

File: eaed21811f79799⋯.gif (1.01 MB, 461x259, 461:259, 40slaps.gif)

>>14536058

>/v/ is one person

Get out.


3d6a64 No.14537703

File: 3559c49fbfb7568⋯.jpg (42.8 KB, 712x482, 356:241, 03a35ca06194ef132003a22fac….jpg)

>>14537635

Same here I figured when we got delisted from jewgle we would be safe but then kikewheels brought in a bunch of redditors, there is no salvation now and If I did find a good place and wanted the cool niggers from here to come I couldn't bring it up on any board because all the redditors would come there too


8c0152 No.14537706

>>14537703

>>14537635

you faggots think this is bad? Look at what happened to /pol/


05971d No.14537714

File: ae312acdcd8aa82⋯.jpg (178.71 KB, 1107x494, 1107:494, 1514793952735.jpg)

>>14537689

Maybe in the future it will get better, but since we have people like you contributing to the problem, it's going to be hard. There are too many people like you out there and honestly, it's hard to know what to do to get rid of you. But the market will sort itself out and you and your ilk will get cast out eventually, fear not.


cda27d No.14537738

>>14537689

>games are bad, just trust me

He didn't say that at all. Also Arno Breker did nothing wrong.


a3a14d No.14537793

File: f9837db32e219a9⋯.mp4 (641.25 KB, 480x360, 4:3, v_reaction_to_any_game.mp4)

>>14536058

>doesn't know how /v/ works.


ea26d6 No.14537811

>>14537703

>>14537635

>>14537706

soon it will be time to withdraw from the cucked world completely


74475d No.14537831

>>14536174

>most quests are 'go kill monster'

that's quite literally your job as a witcher, what the fuck do you think geralt should be doing?


ad3c73 No.14537865

>>14537831

It's lazy as fuck type of side quest that are copy/paste ad infinitum. You cannot just fill a huge world by just sprinkling the same quests over it or the player will notice the repetitiveness. And when you add a boring combat into the mix, the entire thing become slog to do


520a83 No.14537867

File: 8d32c6db3c55088⋯.jpg (56.01 KB, 412x514, 206:257, liberals pushing their pet….jpg)

>>14536339

>being fine with niggers in any way

You have to go back

>>>/cuckchan/


806f8c No.14537891

File: ce8342c05a08ea6⋯.jpg (36.61 KB, 470x345, 94:69, 3763457636.jpg)

>>14537831

>main character's purpose in life to fight monsters

>combat mechanics basically an afterthought


12a727 No.14537892

>>14537831

Go kill monsters wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't such a generic Grind. Every monster quest should be a unique challenge that requires a different strategy.

How it should be

>Need to kill this monster

>After reading about him in my book I know that he comes out at night and has this and this property

>Based on my interviews of people he normally goes to this area

>I now know which potions I need to drink

>Monster/monsters are very hard and require a ton of strategy and preping to kill

This is how it is in practice

>Kill X number of Y

>Go to area

>Spam attacks

>Kill them

>Get gold


e34ed8 No.14537981

>>14536339

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER


c541ce No.14538041

>>14537811

Have patience! Maybe we'll switch to another site…


d753b1 No.14538662

>>14532514

I will.


958d50 No.14539234

File: 4a71112d073da8e⋯.jpg (6.12 MB, 3168x4752, 2:3, oldman.jpg)

>>14532044

No. It's not even the best in the series.


254068 No.14539300

File: 710432e7755d4d8⋯.png (2.86 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Wallpaper416.png)


2f2a7e No.14541191

>>14539234

That'd be 2.


f1fb9d No.14544102

>>14541191

>2

Fuck right off.


226cbf No.14547001

>>14544102

There are good things to be said about 2 in comparaison with the other ones when it comes to story, but yeah gameplay and balance throughout the game was really eh.


8a25de No.14547029

>>14537690

>What is a synecdoche?


254068 No.14547063

File: b8c7af05ae4cdd1⋯.png (4.27 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Wallpaper414.png)

>>14544102

So you think 1 is the best? Ha, fuck off, you hipster sperg. What a fucking joke.


16f2a5 No.14547131

>>14536484

>steam being any sort of baseline for playerbase

bigges sales were on gog and premiere hardbox edition not this jewish mustard platform


8f171b No.14547163

>>14536632

>Razorfist hates fallout New Vegas

No he doesn't, If you actually watched his video instead of that just that Webm that cherry picked a clip from it, you would know that he said he loved New Vegas at the end of that very same video.


3dd6e5 No.14547167

It's a decent action game.

As far as RPGS go it's anything but my favorite


fb7288 No.14547172

File: 38ca085a33993be⋯.png (1.32 MB, 894x1456, 447:728, Siegfried of Denesle.png)

>>14547063

well one of the good things about Witcher 1 is introducing us to Elf Remover Siegfried. though the mother fuckers removed him by Witcher 3


ec4a7f No.14547177

>>14532044

The witcher senses 3: No Fun


20384d No.14547179

Do you guys think CDPR returning to the world of the Witcher should happen? If so, a follow up with Geralt, a spin off with Ciri or something new, like playing as the first witchers somewhat akin to Bloodborne's Old Hunters with their primitive tactics and weaponry.


08eb46 No.14547186

>>14547179

i don't think leftists should be given an expression medium tbh


60cad9 No.14547190

>>14547179

>Do you guys think CDPR returning to the world of the Witcher should happen?

no, it'd be beating a dead horse


fb7288 No.14547191

>>14547179

would like to play as Jacque De Aldesburg as he REMOVE NON-HUMANS NOW


ec4a7f No.14547206

>>14536166

Nice evasion faggot


106cce No.14552864

>>14532044

Most fun RPG I've played recently.


7c99eb No.14552932

It could have been.


3aa247 No.14553206

>>14536881

>>14536819

Precisely this tbh

When Dragon's dogma came out most shat on it and now there's always a thread up for DD.

Though Witcher 3 had indeed one of the worst starts in games I've seen. I literally dropped it right away and picked it up two or three months later and came to really enjoy it mostly due some patches fixing some horribly things.

Though the combat is still shit, mostly because swinging your sword is not fun and the glitchy distance and close ranged attacks being done automatically ruining it as well.


84e211 No.14557362

>>14537651

None of these games are good. They are either tryhard shit meme like demon/dark souls or feminist shit like bayonetta


29fd2f No.14559163

File: 58028306d070c21⋯.webm (2.75 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 2018.03.28-21.31.webm)

You should play TW3


4717e6 No.14559186

File: 8e10c0115fcb70a⋯.webm (6.92 MB, 720x404, 180:101, The_Bewitcher.webm)

>best

Of the last few years, sure one of the best. Of all time though I don't think many 3d games make the cut.


174f8b No.14559311

Sone of the areas are absolutely beautiful. They did a really good job with environmental effects and making the world seem real. Everywhere felt like a handcrafted gem.

I don't get why everyone shit on the combat so much. It wasn't great, but it still felt satisfying and I got used to predicting the moves. Using runes really helps.

The story was pretty entertaining for the most part. I was engaged until the end which usually doesn't happen with generic fantasy stuff. Although I supoise it could be considered sci-fi fantasy with all the Ciri shit.


29fd2f No.14559323

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


29fd2f No.14560474

Is Toussaint the best place to live in The Witcher universe? The only flaw I see in Toussaint is the lack of non-human races.


432094 No.14560492

>>14560474

Certainly better than the north. But it just seems like death by monsters is an inevitability if you live anywhere in that world though. Especially if you piss off a vampire and he brings his vampire army to fuck you up


aec25e No.14560543

>>14560474

>only flaw I see in Toussaint is the lack of non-human races

>flaw


fa4d6f No.14560597

>>14560474

>wanting to live in any area owned by the not French


76efa5 No.14560610

>>14560474

That expansion does what I wanted in the vanilla game, having a home base to call my own. I know Geralt and being a witcher lifestyle is meant to be more of a nomad, but it's nice to set roots down and relax with your slaves tending your wine groves while I bask in the sunshine.


4facc8 No.14560984

>>14536339

Nobody likes niggers.


4facc8 No.14560986

>>14560474

The only flaw was they still allowed dwarf-kikes to own banks.


8a25de No.14560991

>>14560986

And the fact that they are a free range human farm for vampires.


4facc8 No.14560998

>>14547191

>Jacque De Aldesburg as he GENETICALLY ENGINEERS NON-HUMAN ABOMINATIONS

ftfy


4facc8 No.14561076

File: ecc1c55365d70d8⋯.jpg (91.14 KB, 300x300, 1:1, img_works_5_4245_32dd9bab7….jpg)

Virgin or Chad?


2f2a7e No.14561108

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>14544102

But 2 is the best.

>>14536048

Here's the hooktube since he was too lazy.


a37ccb No.14561112

Not worth a pirate.


f1fb9d No.14561240

>>14547063

>>14561108

>2 is better than 1 and 3

Sure is cuckchan in here right now.


7e2bd0 No.14561283

>>14532053

Cd projekt red is a japanese company

of course it treats their employees like shit


2e5e7a No.14561307

File: afbf6250471120f⋯.webm (4.21 MB, 320x240, 4:3, goons.webm)

>>14561108

>ShillYea

No thanks, I don't like goons and or ResetEra users


6a4e73 No.14561470

No but it's one of the better games made in the last five years, maybe even in the last decade.

>>14560474

so no flaws at all, then?


2f2a7e No.14564209

>>14561307

If you've got a better link go for it.


51dde5 No.14564464

File: 0cdf6a9a589bc81⋯.jpg (306.41 KB, 676x769, 676:769, c69fe423b8bccb0951a3725ba2….jpg)

>>14532044

>The combat is shit

It's an Rpg

>The story is shit

It's an Rpg

That being said, I only played the first one and didn't find it interesting it at all. Fantasy games like the Witcher takes itself way to seriously for a Fantasy game. Its probably why I think Malazan and A Song Of Ice And Fire is total garbage aswell.


b25812 No.14565377

>>14564464

Are you implying LOTR is not serious?


60cad9 No.14565405

>>14564464

>It's an Rpg

That doesn't excuse it


eff69b No.14570330

>>14564464

>shit gameplay and shit writing

So its shit in every way.


106cce No.14571004

>>14564464

Witcher 3 has great combat and top-tier writing. Contrarian fags are just salty about the graphical downgrade.


83be7e No.14574621

>>14571004

Witcher 3 is ass and leftist propaganda to boot.


6b0e11 No.14575612

Not even close to being the best game ever but it's pretty fun. i keep playing it on and off because the game is pretty long and i think I'm close to the end of it. It is definitely one of the best looking games I have played though that's for sure.


2f2a7e No.14578584


151faf No.14578636

>>14532044

none of em were any good


ec50a0 No.14578835

File: 376da77fecf3258⋯.png (246.71 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, dragons-dogma-dark-arisen.png)

>>14536208

>You just climb a monster and press 1 button to kill it

Lol no.

You can climb them, bait them into jumping trying to smash you with their body and watch them fall off a cliff, slash them, attack specific body parts to make them angry so that they fall more easily, throw boxes and explosive barrels at them, use them to smash lesser creatures, throw oil at them so that they set themselves on fire when they try to step on you next to a bonfire, throw rocks at them, bait them, use the skulls of your enemies to curse them, poison them… and that without counting the top tier dodges, blocks, forward attacks, rolls, jumps/doublejumps/dashes and the absolute fucking huge amount of spells and arrow skills, blessings and even setting yourself on fucking fire just to kill that bitch nigga. And that just the large monsters.

If you don't have fun with the combat at dragon's dogma you are simply not playing it the right way.

As for TW3. Combat is pretty meh and with little variation and no other classes so it SHOULD be superior to Dragon's Dogma warrior, but it isn't. Quests have good writing, but poor execution. Ultimately, you don't explore or investigate that much, and there are not that many surprises other than the plot wists. The game itself doesn't surprise you like Gothic 2 or Morrowind did. And in terms of Exploration, Dark Messiah and even Skyrim does infinitely better. It's underrated as fuck in terms of dungeon exploring.


958d50 No.14578927

>>14564464

>Malazan and A Song Of Ice And Fire is total garbage aswell.

The writing in Malazan is really good at times, but tedious to read. There's too much going on. Only the first book in ASoIaF is good.

>the Witcher takes itself way to seriously

Does it, though? You're basically just going around doing drugs, boozing it up, fucking whores and killing monsters.


f1fb9d No.14578935

>>14578636

3 was actually fun.


d3fe1b No.14578943

>>14578935

3 was as fun as watching dog shit dry


006765 No.14578965

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

If you use mods the combat can actually not totally suck.


29fd2f No.14578999

File: 31fca9717acbd82⋯.webm (87.26 KB, 640x360, 16:9, gerk wink (1).webm)

File: e842a05e3cc859a⋯.webm (95.15 KB, 640x360, 16:9, gerk wink (2).webm)


29fd2f No.14579003

File: 8445bfb5deafc42⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 320x180, 16:9, 0.gif)


f1fb9d No.14579115

>>14578943

Other than pc fags bitching about muh downgrade it was actually good. 1 was a good start but you could feel the limitations of the licensed engine holding them back. 2 was rolling all day crap. 3 was them finally realizing what they'd planned.


5cefb8 No.14579143

File: 44fdff45282cde3⋯.png (47.8 KB, 290x249, 290:249, nice.png)

>>14536315

> Jesus Christ comes down from the cross, kills all the Jews and establishes Kingdom of God on Earth, and you as a German Inquisitor are tasked to protected it from heretics and demon worshipers 1000 years later.

That sounds extremely bad ass.


ec50a0 No.14579161

File: f10c0287a7f7588⋯.png (26.38 KB, 500x333, 500:333, BzrFo_oCIAAuCMr.png)

>>14536315

>Jesus Christ comes down from the cross, kills all the Jews and establishes Kingdom of God on Earth

I want to play this game


d5b170 No.14579173

Yet another game that fell for the open world meme.


5cefb8 No.14579177

>>14536743

>Cisquisition may be shit, but it's better than irredeemable trash.

No DA:O was a game while cisqustion was major sjw shit, at least DA:O had charm.

>>14536717

>It's a pretty good story. Jesus Christ waltz into Rome, and takes control of the Roman Empire, previously exterminating every Jew in Judea and forcing the rest to flee to Persia and China. He channeled the spirit of /pol/ so much that from now on, Jesus Christ is known as the Butcher from Nazareth. After enacting his bloody vengeance, he departs from this world leaving the Empire in the hands of Saint Peter, who promptly fucks everything up. Also, there are no Muslims either. Prophet Mohammed got killed by a patrol of Christian knights somewhere in the Levant when he tried to spread his faith there. After his death, Islam kind of fell apart. The main adversary are the Persians. Arabian Peninsula is a shithole full of unimportant, nomadic goatfuckers in this timeline.

If a game of this were made I'd fucking buy it.


ec50a0 No.14579225

File: f75ff8969b1b3fc⋯.png (262.83 KB, 930x765, 62:51, this.png)

File: ede08fda6666cea⋯.png (167.24 KB, 1024x745, 1024:745, angels.png)

File: 9a2ccd96c97ab87⋯.png (71.03 KB, 360x360, 1:1, demons.png)

>>14579177

>Fighting Romans and Judeans in an ancient age setting never used before

>Having badass one-liners thrown at antagonists from the Bible

>Mid-late game has demons invading and taking over, revealing themselves as the main enemy, turning an ancient age-religious themed game into some crazy heavy metal shit, with lovecraftian angels assisting you on your path

>Fight through the many legions of hell until reaching Satan himself, leading to a barbaric confrontation of biblical proportions

Make this instead of God of War.


0b41cf No.14579257

>>14578965

Wow! It turns a minute a minute long midboss that you fight FIVE of during that segment into a four minute rollfest. So exciting and engaging.


aec25e No.14579471

File: d5a2e94408b7ce8⋯.png (139.94 KB, 300x343, 300:343, 1395158818185.png)

>>14579225

Anon, please.


818c89 No.14580613

>>14536649

>Dragon Age: Cisquisition was better than DA2 & DA:O, despite being a bad game.

And getting beaten is better than getting cancer. Doesn't mean you have to like, let alone praise, either of them.


5cefb8 No.14581895

File: 9f322a5c4a75a3d⋯.jpg (5.97 KB, 200x200, 1:1, asked for this.jpg)


acc915 No.14581907

File: 6389c31dedad134⋯.jpg (184.7 KB, 850x1063, 850:1063, __komeiji_satori_touhou_dr….jpg)

Why should I bother with a hundred RPG systems when all I want is having fun in slav fantasy?

Does vidya have to put a typewriter exam between you and fun?


906f04 No.14581916

File: 05dbfeba032496c⋯.jpg (397.36 KB, 827x1223, 827:1223, 05dbfeba032496cbef173ac6df….jpg)

>>14560474

>The only flaw I see in Toussaint is the lack of non-human races.

>flaw


d03b9d No.14581926

File: c73a71aa4039d1e⋯.png (72.14 KB, 227x242, 227:242, 1361644255341.png)

>>14579225

If only any AAA studio wasn't lazy nor cucked enough to do this


5cefb8 No.14581950

>>14581926

I pray some Slav is lurking and makes a game of this.


acc915 No.14582022

File: cbbdb3595d01e64⋯.jpg (73.24 KB, 640x737, 640:737, myth_fallen_box_1024x1024.jpg)

>>14579225

It sounds like a diablo plot for a Myth game.


84e211 No.14582025

>>14581950

Would you like your game with self-corrupting code or will you be going for subtle leftism ala witcher 3, sir?


22309b No.14582077

>>14536717

>Arabian Peninsula is a shithole full of unimportant, nomadic goatfuckers in this timeline.

So basically the same thing as the one in the timeline we're in.


781fbb No.14582157

>>14579143

>>14579161

Maybe one day we'll all get to play that game together. Amen.


8c0152 No.14582222

>>14560474

>wanting non-human races

>when their sole defining characteristic is shouting about MUH OPPRESSHUN and commiting crime

They're a fantasy version of niggers, anon. You are complaining about the lack of niggers.


3d7f11 No.14582319

>>14561283

Wait

Japan is Poland?


8e7a62 No.14582330

>>14582319

no, Japan makes good games


aec25e No.14582431

>>14582222

I wouldn't go that far. Elves had the world then the humans showed up. They bred like rabbits and vastly outnumbered the elves. Now they're nomadic terrorists who have lost their world, traditions and culture. They are the whites being displaced, erased and forgotten.


8c0152 No.14582459

>>14582431

You draw parallels with whites, but I think they have more in common with nigs. They also constantly argue with WE WUZ while acting like chimps, and they aren't human.


09dc17 No.14582499

>>14536513

This faggot gets so defensive if you ask him when his video proofing the Witcher is plagiarism is coming


281627 No.14582783

>>14536737

> "Kind of like how Disney made all extended Universe stuff like KOTOR non-canon, yet I find those stories/ games superior to the 'official' canon."

Legends is for the most part and despite some dumb moments, way better than the actual canon.


de5039 No.14584166

>>14564464

>witcher

>rpg


9caaa5 No.14584255

>>14582330

weeb kys


2f2a7e No.14589033


62cf32 No.14589070

>>14535994

link to anal deflowering mod?


adf835 No.14589094

File: fd58a40acc98146⋯.jpg (28.06 KB, 600x420, 10:7, 287908.jpg)

>>14579225

>>Having badass one-liners thrown at antagonists from the Bible

>You (((demons))) might use brimstone to hurt people but I've got resolve of steel

>>14582319

Yes.


170a8e No.14590232

>>14553206

>When Dragon's dogma came out most shat on it

Uhhhh? DD was insanely hyped for years before it released and people were jerking off over it non-stop once it released. It wasn't until like a year or two ago that autists here started saying it's bad.


169db3 No.14590289

>>14536315

Well? …. what are you waiting for then? post 'em all I managed to find was Sługa Boży >>>/pdfs/8612


2f2a7e No.14594598

>>14589070

I too would like this.




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