c86057 No.14531435
So PC is getting gerolt, rumour mill suggests bloodbornes father Gascoigne or Kratos on playstation and should a nintendo switch version happen no doubt BotW fucboi link or a fire emblem character will take their place as the 'console exclusive character' for their platform.
But what does xbox even have anymore? spartan locke from halo 5? JD fenix from gears of war 4? the soyboy from sunset overdrive?
Does the xbox even have a single recognisable mascot anymore now captain king is 'sidekick' status?
Would they be desperate enough to use minecrafts 'steve'?
2d1da6 No.14531441
>>14531435
>But what does xbox even have anymore? spartan locke from halo 5? JD fenix from gears of war 4? the soyboy from sunset overdrive?
Maybe someone from Sea of Thieves? Does it even have characters?
>Would they be desperate enough to use minecrafts 'steve'?
Quite possibly.
8b1f0a No.14531447
I struggle to thin of a sword fighter except Steve
5b466b No.14531449
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Yes, the Xbox has Jago or Tusk from Killer Instinct. This was in the leaked list.
So because OP is a retard this is now a dubs thread. Checkem
6f36dd No.14531453
>>14531444
sad but true. They could have used scalebound's not!dante but they canned that game.
2f0515 No.14531468
>>14531453
they just canned platinum games
aparently scalebound itself is not canned, just Platinum's hand in making it
can't wait for the trainwrek
you think they'll finally give up or will they try to prop up some demo with the remanis left over by kamiya?
8b1f0a No.14531473
>>14531468
Oh man, it was bad enough that I had to automatically fanboy Platinum, when it had a competent dev behind it
6f36dd No.14531475
>>14531468
Haven't heard any news about it so I'd say its in dev hell, if they are even still working on it.
>>14531449
Sad that they have to use a character from another fighting game to have a cameo in this one. I thought the point in having Link and Darth Vader show up is that they aren't usually in fighting games, like Cloud in Ehrgeiz.
5b466b No.14531480
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>>14531475
>Sad that they have to use a character from another fighting game
What? How is it sad? It's no different from any other crossover fighting game.
It'd be interesting to see how they implement KI's mechanics in a 3D fighter.
ab0335 No.14531495
>there are people on /v/ that own an xbox one
what do they even play…? call of duty?
PS4 has NO GAMES too but at the very least it has Nioh and Hatsune Miku, or something.
6f36dd No.14531505
>>14531495
Halo 5 and Gears of War. Both of which I've played on a borrowed xbox and are pretty bad. I couldn't even get past the intro level in Halo 5 because the aim-assist is fucking horrendous.
bde98a No.14531515
Master Chief with the energy sword?
311306 No.14531520
>>14531495
>>14531505
Mostly shitty casualised multiplats, like MHW and "console exclusives", like PUBG.
b5206a No.14531537
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They already solved this problem with DoA. Just give her an energy sword and be done with it.
3e4636 No.14531544
>>14531435
Since when is Geralt PC exclusive?
f7dc2e No.14531563
>>14531435
>that cheap attempt at creating a console war thread
c86057 No.14531581
>>14531563
its awfully funny that its only 'console war thread' when its in any way critical of the xbone.
Really fuzzles the mindgrapes.
0faf25 No.14531584
>>14531581
Anon I can't even remember the last time we discussed the xb1, much less had a shill for it. It is deader than vita.
ab0335 No.14531585
>>14531563
console wars are still a thing? all three consoles are so shitty now why even bother? but there is a clear king of shit: xbone. is there anyone even willing to disagree with that at this point?
i visited r/xbone or whatever the subreddit is called and even plebbitors that own one have passed the buyer's remorse stage and agree it's shit.
4052dd No.14531593
>>14531544
He was born here.
c2cc6b No.14531680
The fact that the Soul Calibur series somehow needs a shitty fucking guest character with every game now is proof positive that the series belongs in the dustbin.
ee96f9 No.14531688
>>14531435
How about Clippy the paperclip, with a sword made of paper?
6e6983 No.14531736
I remember when Xbox had weebshit.
Now they doubled down on online GaaS shit. Vesperia had characters, but what story does Sea of thieves even have?
36635d No.14531790
>>14531544
He is not, the game will not have platform exclusive characters, the only accurate leak stated that and nothing from that first -serious leak- was wrong.
OP is just retarded. Imagine the shitstorm among normalfags If Namco was to come out and say
>Remember that hyped character we announced a week ago? Well, it is exclusive to PC
Sonyniggers would tear down the internet. It would be fun, but it won't happen.
d79be2 No.14532061
>>14531736
M$ even managed to get Im@s exclusivity for the 360. Guess it didn't sell enough consoles in nipland even with that.
72f5c8 No.14532302
>he doesn’t think halo would be a cool guy for soul caliber
2d1da6 No.14534575
>>14532302
But the character isn't even called Halo.
eed945 No.14534617
>PC is getting gerolt
All systems are getting Geralt, nigger.
They arent console exclusive.
3b9c67 No.14534643
>>14531435
>Doesn't know Geralt will be in all versions.
>Spells Geralt as Gerolt obviously has never played a Witcher game.
>Tries to start a stealth console war thread.
Fuck off kid your embarrassing yourself.
a1d0a7 No.14534695
>>14531435
Nigga don't you know that Xbone is all about TV and sports. Just pick any TV show character or any sports guy and bobs your uncle.
16f5a2 No.14534950
>>14531435
They could just use Spawn again.
9b1e46 No.14534959
9b1e46 No.14534961
>>14532302
Halo swords are retarded.
16f5a2 No.14534966
>>14534961
>Halo swords are retarded.
Not as retarded as Macus's chainsaw gun.
9b1e46 No.14534981
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>>14534966
Chainsaw Bayonets are real
9b1e46 No.14534995
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>>14531435
>Would they be desperate enough to use minecrafts 'steve'?
Sea of thieves would fit in with the soul caliber universe.
dba7c9 No.14535013
>>14531435
Holy shit. Please learn to use English before making a thread, faggot.
ecb6f8 No.14535026
>>14531435
>soul caliber
>gerolt
>rumour
>recognisable
>minecrafts 'steve'
>he can't even into apostrophes
You need to be 18 and older to post here, bud. Later.
e129cf No.14535044
Bill Gates himself, complete with alternate Internet Explorer spartan costume.
Also comes with a Microsoft software company arena, where you can kick/punch computer chairs to send them spinning out of control into your opponent, stunning them.
96e7c8 No.14535059
>>14535026
You're going to tell me what that's from right now.
b2075c No.14535065
>>14534966
This, oh god this.
Its not even the stupidity of a chainsaw bayonet, its the fucking retarded as fuck tooth design!
>Big curved teeth that look like fucking safety chain without the anti kickback features.
>No means for cleaning the cut other than ripping material INTO THE FUCKING CHAINDRIVING SPROCKET!
>No dogs to grip with as the user pivots.
>No skip in the teeth so you're lowering your power per tooth.
The Lancer chainsaw would have issues cutting through soft wood, let alone a fucking body.
>>14534981
And a piece of string makes a legal semi auto AK pattern rifle into a illegal machine gun. BAN ALL CORDAGE! BAN ALL BOOT LACES! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
429d5f No.14535131
cda119 No.14535609
They still have Rash, Pimple and Zits, who can all fight with staff and sword.
>>14531480
"It's no different from any other crossover fighting game."
That is why it is shit.
>>14531680
This.
>>14534950
No niggers.
Bamco already made the franchise shit by including one nigger of their own.
5b466b No.14535682
>>14535609
>"It's no different from any other crossover fighting game."
>That is why it is shit.
That's just why you're an idiot. Fighting game crossovers happen all the time. The genre of a source game for the crossover doesn't make it any less exciting.
86ab3b No.14535738
>>14532302
>>14534575
>>14534961
I am a huge halofag but fuck no, SPARTANS wouldn't fit in SC at all. Elites and Brute sort of would, but not really.
KI was the perfect crossover for a Halo character the Arbiter tonally fits perfectly there.
16f5a2 No.14535936
>>14532061
>Guess it didn't sell enough consoles in nipland even with that.
Really surprised that MS never bothered to make an official console-tan for the 360 marketing like they do with their OS-tans. Shit, even fucking Silverlight has a goddamned anime girl. And it's not like it hasn't been proven to work. Nobody would give the slightest shit about vocaloid software if it weren't for them striking gold with Miku. It's certainly not like they actually sound good pleasant to the ear.
That's all MS really has to do in order to market their system in Japan. Get a console-tan mascot, make some goofy nonsensical commercials with a Japanese advertising firm, and open the platform up to a semi-popular niche market that it's competitors are ignoring. With the Xbox One having a dev-mode, the One could easily be the home of tons of indie VNs and ecchi material. Shit, they could even open their own localization studio to offer a partnership with Japanese Indies to foot the bill for publishing worldworld if you game is noteworthy or becomes popular.
932ecc No.14535943
>>14535936
>they could even open their own localization studio to offer a partnership with Japanese Indies to foot the bill for publishing worldworld if you game is noteworthy or becomes popular
Let's hope this never comes to pass.
16f5a2 No.14535956
>>14535936
To elaborate on some shit I forgot to mention: This obviously wouldn't actually make them competitive with Sony or Nintendo. MS is not going to beat them on their own turf, at least not without some serious "cool" image rebranding that makes Microsoft products a premier import brand the way Levi's Jeans, Apple, and certain liquor brands are. What they can do is court a niche that, when exporting their games over to the west, establishes proof of a market worth the bigger name development studios trying to take advantage of. Dunno if they could even make a dent with what's left of this generation, but they could at least lay the groundwork for a fresh start and rebranding next generation. It'll take a bit of time to culture a stronger Japanese game userbase on the Xbox platform by providing games to play - after pretty much loosing all the weebs they had to PS4.
They're going to have to put in the work, and they can't just write off Japan because the Xbox is doing poorly there. If they want to stay relevant globally - they NEED Japanese games. Especially with the direction that western game developers have taken these last few years.
eee85a No.14535969
>>14535682
But the point of soul calibur crossovers specifically isn't to just port other fighting game characters
a18f81 No.14536771
>>14535738
>I am a huge halofag but fuck no, SPARTANS wouldn't fit in SC at all. Elites and Brute sort of would, but not really.
Geralt doesn't fit in SC either.
a18f81 No.14536795
>>14531435
Also I just realized that OP is such a newfag he said yfw and didn't include a fucking face.
8b67ea No.14536804
>>14536771
western sephiroth is shovel knight 2.0
ef0bbd No.14536879
There are a few basic criteria that can determine if a character from another franchise would fit into Soul Calibur
>Does or can magic swords like Soul Calibur and Soul Edge exist in their universe?
The games name revolves around magic swords, if magic sword can exist then there is no reason that Soul Calibur or Soul Edge couldn't exist as well. Magic swords exist in Zelda games. Spawn has magic and symbiotic weapons; specificity Spawns suit is symbiotic, and Soul Edge is more or less a symbiotic sword.
Theoretically Steve could fit under this criteria.
>Is the character from Tekken?
Tekken exists in the same universe of SC so any character from Tekken fits in SC
>Does the character fit in Tekken?
If a character fits into Tekken then there is good indication that they could fit in SC, though this is not a guarantee.
Things that do not factor into a character fitting includes
>Do they use a sword or some sort of melee weapon
Heihachi was in SC2 and fit in just fine, to contrast, the SW characters from 4 used lightsabers and were horribly out of place. So long as the character can at least justifiably fight using hand to hand combat there is no reason to preclude them from the game by virtue of weapon requirements.
01a030 No.14539223
>>14536804
>Geralt of Rivia (who had his first story published in the 80's) is western sephiroth (who was created more than 10 years later)
What kind of shitty meme is this?
>>>/autism/
5fb7c5 No.14539237
>>14536804
>Geralt.
>A character from a 3 decade old book.
>Western Sephiroth.
8321cb No.14539291
>>14535936
>With the Xbox One having a dev-mode, the One could easily be the home of tons of indie VNs and ecchi material.
That's actually pretty handy, but is the xbox one as bad as the 360 or original xbox in terms of prone hardware failure?
>Shit, they could even open their own localization studio to offer a partnership with Japanese Indies to foot the bill for publishing worldworld if you game is noteworthy or becomes popular.
It sounds good in theory, but microsoft is as bad as nintendo with censorship despite their target audience and console following. Like what they did to Conker's Bad Fur Day.
5fb7c5 No.14539305
>>14539291
The biggest issue with the Xbox One is not unit failures it is every fucking system update is like 3-4GB and it happens often. If you want to fire up a game fast it is a real pain in the ass.
6a35c1 No.14539434
>>14535682
>being this dense
The fact that it happens all the time absolutely makes it boring, you no taste faggot.
bf38ae No.14539443
>>14539237
>>14539223
Reminder that Sapkowski is a leftist cuck either way. Polite sage for off-topic.
cda119 No.14540284
>>14535682
It does.
It is shit precisely because it happens all the time.
It was already done too many times.
Let non-fighting games' character show up more often.
d69e58 No.14540309
>>14531680
There have always been guest characters, you twat.
Yoshimitsu is a fucking guest character.
2d1da6 No.14541249
>>14539443
>Reminder that Sapkowski is a leftist cuck either way. Polite sage for off-topic.
I've never seen proof of this.
2d1da6 No.14543890
>>14541294
Just ask them for proof, you'll never get any.
0c4876 No.14545064
>>14535065
I bet the designers would get bootyblasted if someone told them their design sucked
0c4876 No.14545069
>>14535936
Poorly designed, dead eyed trash
Perhaps they should have hired a actually decent artist instead of whoever they dragged in for that
1b6b93 No.14545115
Cuphead and mugman maybe?
>>14535059
can't find it on saucenao, seconding
eed945 No.14551528
>>14536804
>implying Sephiroth is bad
AC newfags get out or be punished.
9ec54d No.14553507
>>14534961
I agree, it's retarded to use a sword that breaks after 10 hits.
Also visually it looks needlessly miniaturized, more like a civilian women's purse weapon than the signature sidearm of high-ranking soldiers.
What if the handle was shaped like this, to hold a bigger battery, with the same blade projected around it?
bb88bb No.14553604
>>14531471
Fable hasn't had a game since the 360
5c9526 No.14556721
There was a Spartan in DOA4, worst comes to worst they just reuse that idea
b6c966 No.14556769
Arbiter.
There have been hundreds of them throughout time, just make this a past Arbiter and throw him in.
Even then, Xbox could just have Gerolt as well
94a660 No.14556817
I can see some killer instinct character appearing
>the witcher
i mean you really cannot lose or look bad when they use that as a guest character for playstation
0aa371 No.14556819
>>14534950
fuck spawn, bring back necrid
c9facf No.14556876
>>14556819
Fuck Necrid, bring back the Toxic Avenger
c9facf No.14556878
>>14556769
Which Arbiter has the biggest cock
45fb41 No.14556890
>>14535609
With how much they're whoring the battletoads out that seems like the most likely. Kind of tragic that they're using the toads so much without actually giving them a new game, but the inevitable trainwreck of a nu-toads game would be an even greater tragedy.
>>14556817
rash is a killer instinct character
cda119 No.14558877
>>14556890
That is why it is better to let other companies handle them. Even if it only on crossovers.
2d1da6 No.14561762
>>14534981
Hooktube please.
d393c3 No.14561915
>>14531435
free spyware that turns your xbox into a drone
f61472 No.14561988
>Bloodbornes Father Gascoigne
>FromSoft putting in a character
>tfw no scaled down version of Nineball >tfw you will never laser punch sword wielding fucktards as "Ninesmall"
bad58e No.14561993
>>14531790
I started to wonder for a second. I wouldn't be surprised if Geralt is it. The only crossover character.
f61472 No.14561999
>>14532302
He was a cool guy for Fable II
2d1da6 No.14568096
>>14561993
Maybe they're hunting for attention before announcing Cyberpunk a man can dream.
57c23a No.14568160
>>14568096
>being excited for a game that's shown no fucking gameplay
2d1da6 No.14568163
a039f7 No.14568177
>>14535026
Rumour and recognisable are spelt correct there.
You need to be able to have an understanding that there are two types of English, the main form known as British English and then there's the yank version where they spell words as they phonetically sound.
91e593 No.14571271
>>14568177
>yank version where they spell words as they phonetically sound.
You mean spell them like children would.
76439e No.14571308
>>14568177
There are more forms of English than two. See: Asstralia, Leafland(which has a surprising number of dialects for a bunch of malbred colonials), and even your neighbours.
013008 No.14571356
>>14568177
>That Pic
Women, Not even once
5da0c4 No.14574139
>>14534643
>spells you're as your
5362e6 No.14574275
f3f623 No.14577423
>>14532302
Hey, speaking of Halo, I can't be the only one who thinks one of the vehicles looks like some weird big purple robot lying flat on its stomach begging to be dicked, right?
I think this is from Halo, anyway.
0dc17e No.14577479
>>14539443
Your talking shit. This is Poland we are talking about. Its basically Euro-Texas. Only poor.
34b6e6 No.14577620
>>14577423
Holy fuck, I see it.
aa4206 No.14577621
815059 No.14578564
f8e738 No.14578660
>>14577423
I saw it before I even read your text. G-d damn it.
86ab3b No.14578972
>>14536771
He fits better then a SPARTAN or elite does at least.
Brutes work a bit better then Elites, since they mainly use more "primitive" weapons and have a more obvious "ancient" visual design theme witth greco-roman stuff, then elites only having a tangeital connection to samurai, but they still wouldn't work that great
578a63 No.14581288
>>14577423
>that gaping maw of a hole
What a whore.
4e7396 No.14581298
>>14577423
>those curves
Jesus, take the wheel
c4fafc No.14582592
>>14534643
How can there be a console war if no one owns an Xbone?
f3f623 No.14585969
>>14578972
They look like orcs.
3065d2 No.14588897
>>14577423
>DO YOU SEE WHAT I FUCKING SEE
2d1da6 No.14592496
>>14582592
>war on drugs
>war on terror
and so on
5b466b No.14592578
>>14540284
>>14539434
>Being this autistic
The source game's genre doesn't matter. It's still a different game being adapted to SoulCalibur gameplay.
2d1da6 No.14594653
>>14592578
And still shit.
244315 No.14595012
WHERE IS THE DOVAHKIIN GUEST CHARACTER
5b466b No.14600079
>>14594653
Your opinion? Yes, it is truly shit.
486b4a No.14600886
>>14553507
The sword breaking after 10 hits is a game design decision. It doesn't actually do that.
>>14556878
Ripa 'Moramee stood at 8'7'', which is about a whole foot taller than most elites.
d38db5 No.14601317
>>14595012
He's too powerful.
The Shouts. The Daedric artifacts.
Soul Calibur/Soul Edge doesn't mean shit to a man who wields the weapons of ancient. evil gods, or can absorb the soul of a dragon.
244315 No.14601784
>>14601317
Kratos kills gods and he was in Soul Calibur.
d70025 No.14601922
>>14601797
You ruined it, thanks
541bd3 No.14603899
>>14601317
He'd still lose to Kirby.
7bf828 No.14604028
>>14531449
Hitachi from tekken was in the ps2 version of SC2 you mong
541bd3 No.14608767
>>14535936
>webm
Who the hell buys operating systems, from a store no less?
6e79df No.14609120
>>14577423
Its those damn curves that make you think its a woman's body and not a machine.
cda119 No.14610371
>>14601317
Those things don't matter. Only the movesets of a character, and said character having good gameplay.
This complain is like the retards that say that "Superman can't take damage from Batman's punches" in a fighting game. Fighting games are about putting characters to fight each other with the player controlling them. Not to be faithful to every single characteristic from each one's plot.
>>14608767
Baby boomers.
>>14609120
Made on purpose, as western devs can't grasp good mechanical design, and instead just put whatever they are fapping to into the mechanical objects that they design.
541bd3 No.14617859
>>14609120
You act like those two things are mutually exclusive.
2795c1 No.14617879
>>14531435
>So PC is getting gerolt, rumour mill suggests bloodbornes father Gascoigne or Kratos on playstation and should a nintendo switch version happen no doubt BotW fucboi link or a fire emblem character will take their place as the 'console exclusive character' for their platform.
I can physically see your brain melting as you typed that out.
93426a No.14617921
>>14536795
That would be mfw…
4fc04f No.14624288
>>14531435
>Does the xbox even have a single recognisable mascot anymore now captain king is 'sidekick' status?
Master Chef?
48706f No.14624560
>>14600886
glad to see you're still around avid halo book reader
27ff50 No.14624604
>>14624560
You know I am surprised by Halo. I'm a weeb, lots of Japanese games have lore that you need to read books and watch anime for. Famous examples are Nier, dotHack and more recently FF15.
But I never expected this from a Western franchise. Problem is that Halo is too mainstream to pull this of without heavy criticism. Someone who just plays the Halo games is completely lost on the story. And your average normalfag gamer doesn't read.
27ff50 No.14624614
>>14539443
There are no leftist in Poland. Hell its still religious and hasn't embraced atheism and degeneracy yet.
And my country is funding it. Bah.
7a7b27 No.14624658
>>14624614
>no leftists in poland
daily reminder that current gooberment decided to hand out free paychecks to anyone with a kid and imports a fuckton of ukrainians
ab7c40 No.14624675
>>14534950
I'd actually be surprised if he doesn't end up in the next Mortal Kombat. People have been begging for him (for some reason?) and he's constantly being teased. I think McFarlane even went so far as to say NRS had the rights to do it a while back.
b5c9e7 No.14626128
>>14624614
There are no young people in Poland either.
8c7fc8 No.14628036
>>14535044
I came here to say this unironically. I bet Gates would be up for voicing it if they let him plug one of his ventures to increase the number of niggers in Africa.
1cc348 No.14628103
>>14585969
They are essentially space gorillas
c1f0ac No.14628121
I'm really surprised this thread hasn't devolved into halo lewds so far.
c9facf No.14628166
>>14628121
Well better not jinx it. Nobody wants to see throbbing hard footlong Sangheili cocks
c1f0ac No.14628187
>>14628166
I was thinking more sanheili females,because that's not at all what anybody wants.
86ab3b No.14628263
>>14628103
If you look at the concept art/models, they actually have as much rhino elements as they do gorilla undernath the fur, they are basically a bunch of mammalia stuff thrown together
In Halo 3/Reach where they have less fur, you can see this as well
0065e9 No.14628799
>>14531471
Can 360 games be emulated yet? I just want to play fable 2 on PC.
45f641 No.14631253
>>14628799
No not even original xbox can be emulated. Buy original hardware you poorfag.
194d2a No.14632973
>>14531435
It will be either Undertale or Dust: An Esylain Tail
409be8 No.14633098
>>14556890
>Memetoads
Sad, but true. With how much cock AAA game devs gobble these days, there's no reasonable way to expect a good Battletoads game in Current Year +3. I would love a new Battletoads game on the market, though, if only to revive the good old memes, like calling up your local GameStop.
2d1da6 No.14638936
>>14632973
Undertale probably.
c00913 No.14641860
>>14632973
Undertale isn't an xbox exclusive though.
4926b4 No.14646074
>>14641860
It's also shit.
b5645d No.14649019
What about that car game they have?
b1c19f No.14649096
>>14649019
Forza? Its good.
Literally the only part of HaloGearsForza that still has relevance. But a car doesn't make for a good mascot. And racing games are not mainstream enough.
b55c5a No.14653229
b55c5a No.14653232
>>14649096
Forza is terrible tbh fam.
7752e2 No.14653249
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>14649096
I can think of a way to incorporate it.
df2e27 No.14656177
>>14531435
>Microsoft doesn't have a soul caliber character
They always have pic related
cda119 No.14658566
>>14624675
There is no need for niggers in games.
>>14631253
Pirate everything, scalper.
Never buy.
8618ff No.14658931
>>14633098
> I would love a new Battletoads game on the market, though, if only to revive the good old memes, like calling up your local GameStop.
GameStop would just turn it into cringe marketing. Just imagine a commercial of two stereotypical "kids" calling GameStop giggling and asking the clerk "Do you have Battletoads?" - and the clerk looking up and smiling directly into the camera, holds up the new release game and say "Yes, we do!". Cut to a scene of cherrypicked gameplay sprinkled into a cinematic trailer with some terrible cover of an iconic 70's song.
497e4f No.14659864
>>14658931
>kids calling GameStop
>asks the clerk "Do you have Battletoads?"
>audible snickering on the receiver
>clerk stops to look up at the camera
>his eyes devoid of any enthusiasm
>in fact lacking the light of life
>he remembers why he got this job
>it was just a temporary highschool gig
>his father always said he wouldn't amount to shit
>his mother was never happy with his accomplishments
>he was going to show them
>big dreams of becoming a corporate titan
>money, cars, success, his own house
>a wife with two kids
>friday night parties with his best friends
>comes back to reality to just to remember
>he never left after highschool
>15 years after his parents kicked him out
>getting by with pennies after bills
>living in a trailer with a beat up car
>never got a girlfriend, too busy with work
>this is what he sacrificed his entire life for
>to be asked an old joke he's heard endlessly
>by children who still have their whole lives to live
>still staring at the camera
>"No, we don't."
>drops the phone
>breaks down crying in front of the customers
>gets sent home a sobbing mess
7f2a8f No.14659957
>>14535969
Yeah, it's to increase sells and console war shit.
cbe61a No.14659972
So now that MS owns Minecraft, what did they actually do with it other than port it everywhere? Has the game changed at all?
df2e27 No.14660169
>>14659972
They added some content. Basically everything after v1.8 was made by M$.
They made a C++ version of it since java performs like ass and because they want to vendor lock everyone into having (((windows 10))). The only reason Microsoft ever buys anything is to take full control of it and it's users.
0d6cf4 No.14660183
The whole Killer Instinct cast is Microsoft owned so maybe just pick one from there?, i mean SC is a fighting game for the Xbone so you want to appeal to your fanboys that like fighting games and most of them probably have tried KI since its free to try, so i think that is a strong possibility
1a0196 No.14660917
People still play Soul Caliber?
>>14578660
>G_d
Jew detected
>>14624658
>increasing Birth rate
>a bad thing
Poland is also still 99% Polish last time I checked. Call me when muh Ukrainians become a problem and they stop pissing off the yids so much.
78900f No.14660934
>>14531435
>So PC is getting gerolt, rumour mill suggests bloodbornes father Gascoigne or Kratos
Because page flipper is birthday, gossip vine explores vampiredusts cousin Cantonar or Ares
541bd3 No.14663556
>>14658931
This is too real, stop it.
2d1da6 No.14669290
>>14660917
>People still play Soul Caliber?
It's relatively popular.
>>14660183
Killer Instinct wouldn't be a bad call.
9cdc37 No.14669514
>>14534575
Lurk for 20 years.
2d1da6 No.14675463