/v/ - Video Games

Oh, a jrpg on PC. Recent FFXV was trash, how will this one go?

>>14522904

its more traditional than the garbage that was FF15

The first one got dull halfway through so I have my doubts on this one.

>>14522904

Seems to be better crafted, you can also build your own Kingdom hub.

first one was pretty weak so they'll have a lot to prove here. awkward pocket monster action combat didn't work out too well.

isn't this that shit for little kids and autistic e-celebs?

It looked pretty good from what I've seen, so I ordered the bestest best goy edition.

>>14522966

I'd say you might want to rethink if you want to fiddle with that nino's kunni, but I know full well you know what you're doing and saying. I'll just say I agree anyway.

gay pedo game

>>14522975

>>14522984

>>>/intj/

>>14522997

I'm asking legitimately fag, if you want to be butthurt over the mildest banter, that's your problem

I only remember the aesthetic and tone of the games looking incredibly childish from what I could see and the only person I remember who could praise it was an autistic e-celeb from many years ago

>>14522896

>you play a catboy

Why Japan? Why?

>>14522988

I'm glad it's on PC, models will be extracted and there will be some good animations.

>>14523015

>Why?

Because they have good taste.

>>14523018

Homosexuality is a sin. Also, the only allowed archetype is catgirls, which are for petting and fucking. Catboy belong in the oven.

>>14523048

Level 5 holds some creative liberties in their contract with Bamco

Maybe that's the reason?

>>14522966

I like how they have an older character that you can self-insert as. You can play as Roland and pretend that you are mentoring a young catboy.

>>14523049

Calling everything you don't like shitposting only helps shit up the thread further, tard

>>14523175

They might port the first one later on, they've shown interest in some tweets and interviews at least.

The second one is isolated from the first I believe so there's no need to play it.

DS emulation exists if you want to try it and RPCS3 is also getting there if you want to play the HD version.

>>14522896

Oh there was already a thread for this, so did anyone play the first one how was it?

What's the translation like? The first game was awful.

>>14523540

The main character sounds like he has autism, but I guess you're talking about the content of the dialogue.

I seem to remember the first one being dull as dirt and largely panned on release at least in Japan.

>>14522896

>looking pretty good

Shit taste detected.

>>14523578

The dev confirmed it themselves this time unlike previously which was just an assumption based on trends.

>instead of homo band you play as tranny

Totally less gay amirite?

>>14525134

>tranny

You mean crossdresser.

>>14523567

Moreso the illegible wacky racist accents that companies seem to love these days.

>>14523137

>The Joker plays with Audacity.webm

What's that audio clip from?

>>14528649

Bro team.

>>14528742

Yes and?

>>14528747

its anti-white degeneracy

>>14528773

Trump is furshit now?

>>14528697

>An audience for astrology

>Look at the upper (story/class/layer) in the Golden Pound

>Facing the building that looks like a castle

>Adult Big Sister

>"Welcome to the Gold Pound, boy. Have plenty of fun, alright?"

What is this shit? Shame she has a snout.

But what about the "Localization"?

How was the first game in that regard?

>>14528911

Never underestimate localizers ability to shoehorn unneeded changes into jap games.

>>14528697

>Actual furfaggot

>Thinking I'm giving them my money or time

No way in hell.

>>14528991

>Thinking I'm giving them my money or time

No, I am, I never told you to.

>>14528911

>>14528943

>This country has many people, so it's hard to find someone.

>There's literally kajillions of people here, so finding someone is like the Dark Souls of Where's Waldos! Or was it Where's Wally? Whatever, man. Carmen Sandiego was totes better anyways, for reals.

I want to die, but you deserve it more.

>>14529059

>Do we know who is doing the translation then?

I dunno, man. I don't know anything about this game. I'm just trying to grind my Nip.

>>14529087

Phil please, save it for when that new little tail Bronx game comes out.

>>14529117

Neither am I, yet. However, I've learned a lot of radicals from the KanjiDamage deck for Anki, which allows me to look most of the kanji I don't know on Jisho.

>>14522904

I was hearing that FFXV is like that, but the fact one needs OVAs and a movie to understand the background of this game is stupid. Guess SE is milking XV.

I'm curious too, I'm worried that Bamco is lying about Denuvo, so we'll put our guard down. Then boom Ni No Kuni 2 comes with Denuvo at release date.

>>14529304

We'll OP said it's coming out in two days, and that was a day ago, so unless they really pull a fast one I doubt it.

>>14523578

This. One of the reasons why I'm waiting for the game to come out, other companies, like SE, Warner Bros. and such pull fast ones like it before.

>>14529313

>>14529304

>>14529348

Yeah it's really shitty that steam no longer makes it mandatory for companies to say if a thing has denuvo on their store page anymore. I almost bought DBFZ because of that.

>>14529403

Agree with you there. I gotten into some similar incidents myself. Makes Ubisoft look a tiny bit ethical, when they show Denuvo warnings on the store page and EULAs.

Here's a good Steam curator Anon: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DenuvoGames

Another incident was when I got into an argument with a fag on Steam who says "I don't care.", "Nothing's happening with me.", and "People usually complain about Denuvo on Steam." When I was suggesting that the Anti-Consumer Practice Report adds companies that are not putting Denuvo warnings on their page is borderline unethical.

Guess some guys don't want Square Enix, SEGA, and other companies that they love be shown that they're just as bad as Ubisoft/they have their Ubisoft/Activision moments.

The Anti-Consumer Report is a good curator though: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/acpreport

>>14529484

Ubisoft actually doesn't list denuvo on that latest learning expansion thing for AC:O so they might have stopped listing it.

>>14529403

When did they stop doing that? Shouldn't it be in the EULA still?

What even was the first game about???

>>14529519

Really? If I find it there in the EULAs, then it's listed to me (They put me on bit of an edge, with AC:Origins they put the warning on non-USA EULAs. Now I try to search the non-USA EULAs to see if Ubisoft and other companies are hiding info).

>>14529581

The anons from the anti-Denuvo groups didn't know, until I went to Wikipedia Denuvo page.

>>14529586

That was some months ago, before AC:O got release.

>>14529589

Here's the EULA for the Discovery Tour: http://store.steampowered.com//eula/775430_eula_0

It's listed with Denuvo somewhere there.

Sad that I can't find a thing on Square Enix or some of the Bamco games, I'd really like to bust these Japanese companies to the Denuvo Games group prior release date.

I want the old game's characters to return. I actually liked all 4 of them. Waiting to see what is going on with them before I try the 2nd one.

>>14528888

>snout

>gold pound

>hitler quads

>>14529568

Kid's mom dies, toy turns into fairy to help him undead his mom.

>>14529848

And it's presented in such a way that you don't quite know if he's having a psychotic break or not - until later, when he's obviously really not

>>14529957

hee… ho?

>>14529059

>And hopefully PC can have an undub mod

But the game has both English and Japanese audio, at least according to its steam page.

>>14528697

Wait so that's actually a boy?

>>14529910

>I hate furries but I hate people who object to them more

>>14522938

>and you don't have to travel in a homo erotic boyband.

I watch a lot of male idol anime, so I really don't mind that. In fact I believe I would have enjoyed if it wasn't 100GB and fucking Final Fantasy.

>>14531798

I hate people that sperg out on furry shit, which emboldens furries most of the time, more than the furries themselves.

>>14531970

I just don't really like what I assume is r63.

>complaints about the game being too easy

fuck

>>14532529

when was a level-5 game ever hard?

i probably won't play this game since the only level5 game i could finish was dq8 and that was easier than previous dq games.

>>14532546

>when was a level-5 game ever hard?

Fucking Dark Cloud

>>14532559

you mean the game most anons beat here without even knowing how the game's mechanics work?

IGG's Codex magnet:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:E93DA01AE481C657EDB34F2CD676321DCCAF6FE0&dn=codex-ni.no.kuni.ii.revenant.kingdom&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.ch%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2feddie4.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zer0day.to%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.me%3a2780%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.to%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fnyaa.tracker.wf%3a7777%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fsukebei.tracker.wf%3a8888%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fanidex.moe%3a6969%2fannounce

>>14532644

My body is ready

>>14532649

But my toaster isnt.

>>14532675

Oh wow. Are there any difficulty settings to mess with? Or am I just gonna have to gimp myself? Cause now it seems walking sim tier if IGN is gonna bitch.

>>14532675

Crying shame, sounds like they improved the core gameplay dramatically over Ni No Kuni 1.

Any self-imposed challenges to make it worth-while?

>>14522966

Unless its been kept quite, I'm surprised there's no plot twist where it is a trap.

>>14523092

Considering you played as a person from another world last-time, I'm surprised Roland wasn't the main character.

Child dealing with a new world is different from a teen/adult looking after a kid dealing with a new world.

Then again, I guess the game is aimed at kids, hence the young protag and the easier game.

>>14532666

Hopefully those of us with toasters will be able to lower the resolution below 720p.

>>14532704

>Unless its been kept quite, I'm surprised there's no plot twist where it is a trap

I am 80% sure it's a boy and was never masquerading as a girl.

>>14522896

>anons were interested until the big reveal that its a furshit game.

NICE TRY FURSHILL, YIFF IN HELL

>>14532889

I lied. There is also Unlimted for fps.

BUT

Game runs like ass. My CPU is at 25%, GPU at 30%, game at 25fps.

>>14532908

Yeah some UN dude gets sent in a furryshit country. The biggest spoiler of the decade.

>>14529858

>t. (((/monster/)))

>>14532910

>>14532889

Changing the options does completely nothing, even the resolution.

What can I say. I am not surprised Bundai would shit out a completely unoptimized pile of garbage.

The subtitles are atrociously wrong at almost every line and a lot of things will even be without voices.

>>14532675

I don't think the first Ni No Kuni was that challenging so that's hardly a complaint. I don't think crippling difficulty is what you'd expect from a Ghibli designed game.

>>14532936

Oh God, I found what the problem is. Is one of those shitty games that shit themselves if you run more than one monitor.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH ONLY ONE MONITOR ON

>>14532972

>>14533010

For no I can play with high textures and shadows and even AA with no drops on a gtx780, 1080p of course.

But I am so triggered by the monitor problem I am not sure if I want to play.

>>14532972

>Oh God, I found what the problem is. Is one of those shitty games that shit themselves if you run more than one monitor.

I managed to unfuck one of those by temporarily disabling one of the monitor in the driver control panel, temporarily as in reenabling the other monitor right after the game launched.

Jesus Christ, what a cancerous thread. Anyways the game seems to be like the first one and apparently they didn't listen to criticisms of the first one, it looks pretty but the gameplay is garbage and apparently the game is way easier than the first one. So it's not worth playing.

>>14533046

>>14533071

Really hate the MMOesque quest log shit on the right like you need a short leash.

>>14533085

What do you expect from a game made for retards and children?

>>14533092

A Sonic the Hedgehog or Minecraft crossover.

>>14522896

>japshit

>furshit

>steamshit

>looks pretty good

The suits the guy starts with gets removed from you and you can't equip it any more. That's just silly. It would have be maybe fun to play with no armour to make the game easier and be an adventurer in a suit.

>>14532972

lmao just get a laptop

>>14533299

Considering it's already been cracked with a magnet in this thread, I'd say no denuvo.

>>14533299

Just steam works DRM

>character dies within the firs hour for muh tierjerk, except I don't give a shit

>no blood, no anything, cause fuck you

>probably didn't even really die

>subtitles are so awful (I actually understand what they say in Japanese just fine) that I want to break my monitor

For how many more hours will I be able to hate-play this game?

>>14533368

I should give a few examples of the translations. Jap is first.

>Since your father died I have been your mother, sister, bla, bla. Please become a great king and save this world.

>For me you have always been… (she literally doesn't finish the sentence, even though she says a bunch in Jap) Create a world where everyone can be happy.

Next scene

>After you part away with someone, you meet someone else…

>After an ending there is a new beginning…

Also the strong woman's name in Jap was Aru or something. The prince and the MC have the same names, I think, but I might have not been paying attention. The Kingdom of course doesn't have that retarded Ding Dong name.

>>14533405

>she literally doesn't finish the sentence, even though she says a bunch in jap

Seriously? You are starting to convince me that the game really is crap.

>>14533629

Oh, yes. At the very least

>Since your mother* died I have been your mother, sister, your friend (not sure if there was a little more or not)

was translated to "You have always been…|" or "I have always been…" or some short shit. Mind you later he does say he will create a world where everyone will be able to smile, but it gets translated as "be happy" again, though this is one of the less offending, it is not completely changing the meaning of what he says, which they do a lot. Mind you it is not censorship, can't even pass for meme localization, it just stinks of a translator/s with typical "creative freedom" syndrome.

>>14533659

> At the very least

Not sure why I even said that. Maybe because it is an example I gave right away so I remembered it. But basically almost every sentence is changed for no reason. Here and there something does get translated without being changed around for no reason.

Anyway, I am tired and it is not like I am having fun, so as a good yuroopoor I might just go to bed now.

Oh right, I should at that the most graphically intensive thing in the game seems to be this >>14533523 My GPU load started was constantly moving around from 80% to 100%. The battles and the castle exploring are/were way less demanding.

>>14533523

How do you have it already? It's not even on gamestorrent.co.

>>14533698

There's a torrent ITT you blind faggot.

Shit I am so tired I can't write properly. Anyway, here is the video with Japanese and English subtitles. Spoiler alert, a bitch you know for 30 minutes supposedly dies. Mind you English, nor Japanese, are my first language, but my translation is for sure way more correct.

https://youtu.be/jpPdVEGtecM?t=37m36s

>Arufini (or whatever) keep it together.

>(Subs)Wake up, Nella… Please Wake up…

>Evan-sama… Become a king. Since that day your mother died, I wanted to be your mother, your sister, your friend… (A little weirdly worded, but it is what she says, maybe she says she came to think of his as friend instead of a mother or a sister, but I am pretty sure it is not that. Mind you her Japanese is a very over polite/a little old)

>(Subs)Evan… You'll be a wonderful king… No one could ever replace your mother… But…in our time together…I have…

>I know, I know…

>(Subs)I know, Nella… I know…

>I wanted to see your future, to see you growing into an admirable king.

>(Subs)I had hoped…I would live to see it… To see you grow into the ruler… I know you will be.

>But… (For me) to become a king… After all, it is impossible.

>(Subs)But I can't! I can't do it! Not without you…

>I can't be(/become) a king!

>(Subs)I just… I can't!

>Evan-sama…

>(Subs)Of course you can…

>You have a heart more kind than anyone else.

>(Subs)You have a good heart, Evan…

>Evan-sama… I can see it.

>(Subs)I can see it… You'll be the kindest king…

>A wonderful country in which everyone is smiling.

>(Subs)With the happiest subjects there have ever been…

>Arufini!

>(Subs)Aranella!

>You can create such a kingdom. (or something like that)

>(Subs)You have to be strong, Evan…

>Evan-sama… Become a true king and please save this world.

>(Subs)You have to…build a kingdom… Where everyone… can live happily ever after…

>Aru? Arufini? Arufini! Arufini!!

>(Subs)Nella? No! Nella! Don't leave me!

>I understand… Aru…

>(Subs)I… I'll do it… I'll try…

>I will do it.

>(Subs)For you Nella…

>I will create it, a kingdom in which everyone can laugh.

>(Subs)I will build a new kingdom…

>The kingdom you wished for…

>(Subs)Where everyone can be happy…

>I heard something! - There?

>(Subs)I heard something! This way! - Is it them?

>It is dangerous here. Let's go!

>(Subs)Evan, we have to leave!

>Aru…

>(Subs)Nella…

>>14533698

You are one dumb nigger. It was literally taken from the site you mentioned, hours ago.

>>14532940

>I don't think crippling difficulty is what you'd expect from a Ghibli designed game.

They could at least have a decent post-game or side quest challenge like DQ8 and Xenoblade. It's such a waste to have such a long game and not fully explore the combat system within, you know? I guess I'll skip this one as well.

>>14528649

>>14528773

>its anti-white degeneracy

Source: your ass.

Hey wait a minute wasn't this advertised in a Crowbcat video as "Not Dark Cloud 3"?

>>14533059

>Anyways the game seems to be like the first one and apparently they didn't listen to criticisms of the first one,

That's kind of the norm for anything involving bamco. For better or for worse, fan, or "fan" pleas will often fall on deaf ears.

Is the first game on PC as well?

>>14535576

Don't think so

>>14535576

no, but you can emulate it on the ps3 emulator

And so I am awake again.

Please give me e a reason to continue playing this shit.

>>14533836

>decide to copy this and post it on half/v/ to try and spread it

>Is this is an example of good translation?

>Just shut up and the game.

>Be autistic somewhere else.

>You are making a problem out of nothing. What are we suppose to do? Not play?

What the fuck happened to that place. Iy wasn't nearly that bad 3 and a half years ago.

>>14536236

>post it on half/v/

You have to go back.

>>14536473

told you idiots it was going to suck. We warned you for years not to bother after the first one.

>>14536585

How many jrpgs you dropped, deleted and never returned to because of shit like this?

>>14536612

I am not really complaining, because there are over levelled enemies dropped around the map. I don't even care I lost 3 levels of progression.

Read the thread. The game is piss easy. I was actually hopping for some fight that amounts to something, but no. I bet being at level 40 is enough to overrun the creature.

So is it true this game's files are uncompressed? Is that why I'm getting 24 fps on my trash can?

>>14538051

Have you tried turning off your second monitor? If that doesn't help, then you will have to blame your PC.

>>14538139

>Falling for the second monitor performance meme

>>14538425

>failing

I experience it. Are you going to try and say something stupid again just to embarrass yourself more than you already did yesterday?

Played it for an hour.

Game is made for kids, cute characters hehe but not for me.

If you played any more than the demo for the first Ni No Kuni you're probably a fucking retard.

>>14538486

Yesterday?

>>14532644

>70 kb/s download

<200 kb/s upload>

>>14538625

Zelda's mechanics have stayed largely the same for its entire existence barring a couple of black sheep, dude. They tried doing something totally different with Zelda II and people didn't like it so they returned to the original formula and expanded on it, which is likely what is going to happen to Ni No Kuni as well if they even bother making a third one. What's the point you're trying to make?

>>14538906

I think it is early to say yet, but there are enough cock suckers that like the current gameplay of the game.

>>14538885

I was downloading with 5mb/s while the torrent was still hot from the ovens and now it is a day later about not even that popular of a game. Get better internet, mate.

>>14538804

Most people playing this game were probably in middle school when the first came out.

>>14538926

>I think it is early to say yet, but there are enough cock suckers that like the current gameplay of the game.

God forbid anyone likes anything you don't.

>>14538934

Defend the game then fucker. Let's see you.

Also you realize we have IDs here? >>14538881

>>14538939

I ain't gonna defend shit. I was just gonna say I actually do like the game, but if I do, most likely you're gonna go on a rave and call me names like the manchild you are.

What's more, your constant negativity is draining enough to the point that I don't wanna even bother looking back at whatever the fuck you think I said.

Don't you have a government and feminist agenda to overthrow, than to worry about a single solitary anon that has different tastes than you? Fuck off.

>>14538956

Just go back to reddit, please.

>>14538966

I never came from there in the first place. Tough luck.

>>14538939

You managed to trigger him into a lobespacing fit. Nice.

amazing things i have seen on image boards lately:

people unironically defending dynasty warriors 9

people unironically defending monster hunter world

and now, people unironically defending ni no kuni 2.

it's insanity, what a show! bravo!

>>14538975

>>14538984

Yeah, you guys totally showed me with your top-tier baiting tactics. It's almost funny how contrary you all are.

>>14538984

>people

It is literally one guy.

>>14538966

>please

Are you a fucking leaf?

>>14539039

No, I am a slav. We say "please" while moving towards the person to break his face. And I am not saying it to be edgy.

>>14539031

Nigga, what is technology? Holy shit. Was Nintendo suppose to not transition one of its biggest games into the 3D meme? But the gameplay remained still pretty much the same with the same elements in it. And on consoles that couldn't do 3D it did remain a 2D game.

Also it is super funny that you literally used the wikipedia images.

>>14539000

>button masher

>dumbed down westernized monster hunter

>easy jrpg the game

>y-you're just a contrarian!

>>14539000

It's funny that faggots like you think the term "contrary" is an argument instead of realizing that it's just a way of defending poplar things when you can't rebut a criticism.

>>14535569

This, after all this shit from /v/ I was expecting this game to be dog ass

It runs like a fucking dream on my Ti 560 from twenty-fucking-eleven

It's just as ghibli as the first game and holy shit I want to go back to playing it now instead of arguing over it with you fucking retards

In the first five minutes the President of the United States shoots a giant rat in the head with the gun he carries around

>>14532708

What the fuck else am I supposed to use if I wanna pirate the game? Find some shifty torrent that’s probably gonna download the game alongside a shit ton of viruses?

>>14528747

You need a bullet and a shallow grave.

>>14536527

>told you idiots it was going to suck.

<The game has a 91% positive score on steam

Is this the jew tactic of shifting the narrative in their favor? Because it looks exactly what you're trying to do.

/v/ fucking hates everything that comes out even the actual good games with good reviews and shitloads of sales Like MHW, eat shit anons who thought it would flop and if you say something positive about the games you're called a shill.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/589360/Ni_no_Kuni_II_Revenant_Kingdom/

Just fucking scroll down and look at the page.

Do they look like that anons screencap at all?

>>14539726

All the complaints are "the game is too easy" but I never see these complaints for any other jrpg even though 90% of jrpgs are piss easy

>>14539721

MHW is a fine game, nino cunny 2 is pretty shit. Just like the first.

>>14539765

Eh, never played it yet, cant afford it so im waiting for the download to finish.

This game is too much of a solid looking game with no cuckery involved to pirate. If its an actually fun game then I'll buy it. For ps4

>>14539721

Good reviews and high sales have a near-zero correlation with how good a game is.

>>14539807

The plot is to turn a blue eyed blond haired boy into the king of the fucking world.

Literally. That's the plot.

Now I don't know how this game ends but you cannot possibly be any more uncucked than that

>>14540028

>who cares about mechanics

>Who cares about challenge

<It allows me to play pretend Nazi!

>10/10

>>14540028

Wait. Scratch that.

This is a game with Kingdom Hearts combat and Studio Ghibli style in which you play a Japanese sword- and gun-wielding rejuvenated version of Donald Trump attempting to make a blond shota catboy the king of the world.

>>14523592

Late, but I remember that was because the console port was inferior to the original handheld version, or something. Nobody cared about the handheld version here, so it did much better.

Does anyone else see the Doom gun in the center of the thumbnail for the catalog?

Can i run this on a gtx 660?

>>14539721

>Is this the jew tactic of shifting the narrative in their favor?

ITS A CHILD'S GAME, WHY YOU HAVE TO BRING ANTISEMITISM HERE?

>>14541929

Pirate it and see, you dumb fuck.

>>14541990

Why do you have to get so triggered?

>>14542011

Why would i waste the time to download it? You're the retarded one if you think i'm gonna download 20gb instead of asking a simple question.

>>14539721

>mhw is a good game

kek

no wonder you love piss-easy games

>>14541990

>ANTISEMITISM

First day shill-kun?

>>14542028

Because the best way to know is to fucking try. Or fucking search online for already posted information. It is not a simple question. It is a retarded question. It is going to take you like half an hour to pirate the game, but you prefer wasting your time waiting for an answer that won't come.

>>14542054

>it's not a simple question

Yep, you're retarded.

>>14541929

It even runs on my GTX560 Ti.

>>14542365

How do you manage to make it run at a decent speed?

When I was on the menu my mouse was dragging along much slower than it should have then I found out I couldnt change any graphical settings and closed the game.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

>>14542365

Oh and I have a GTX680.

30 fps would be good enough for me.

>>14522966

Waifu material?

>>14523013

>I'm asking (((legitimately)))

>lol it's just banter , don't be mad bro :^)

>>14535991

I'm not comparing it to Dark Cloud, it's just a joke because it was developed by Level-5 and people want Dark Cloud 3

>>14542681

Why is the pirate the hardest option?

>>14532675

that review made me laff

>>14542716

I have some money to spend, and people like buying shit naturally

I haven't spent my extra money for nearly 2 years

>>14542729

Spend it on something good.

>>14542729

I would tell you to buy me games then, but there is fucking nothing I want anyway.

I, for one, am glad the Suikoden series is finally getting the audience it deserves.

>>14542365

Could it run on my 5770?

I still cant run the game at all even though I tried to optimize my computer to run it better.

My graphics card is fine i guess.

I think my CPU is trash, is that my problem?

>>14542877

How do people like you even find their way here?

>>14533046

Well, you might be bugged. I fought them. They caught me walking through the bushes.

Or maybe that's the only way to start the fight, which sounds pretty retarded.

>>14542826

>furry

>thinley veiled cuck porn

Ay, get back in the bog ye scourage of buggerying.

>>14542908

Hear about le 4chan on TV, go to the website, see people talk about h8chan, come here. Do nothing to improve your own knowledge and intelligence in the meantime, and bingo.

>>14542931

How is it cuck?

I had no idea this was on PC. How's it run? Well optimized?

>>14542976

You don't know enough even be able to ask simple questions properly or use a search engine. You basically just admitted to have been an underage faggot when you came to the site, if not still one as you speak and act like one.

And of course you have no concepts of sage and bumping beyond the knowledge of a 2014 newfag.

>>14542939

Prep that bull goy!

What the fuck is going on with this story? He needs the pirate captain and his people even if he's obviously a serial murderer that gets his low intelligence played for laughs, I don't mind it, spare him. Sparing Jewdog of casinos, fine, he was being influenced by dark magic. Queen whatever did almost nothing wrong, okay. Blahblahblah did X, whatever, dark magic/irrelevant to Evan, who gives a shit if they were spared.

But fucking Mausinger? He wasn't even influenced by magic, just a literal handrubbing mouse told him to kill the king, kill his offspring, kill all cats and he proceeded to try doing it. Not only is he spared by Evan who is naive so I guess I can bear it, but then the ghost of Evan's dad MAGICALLY COMES FOR A MINUTE TO TELL HIM WHAT A GREAT GUY HE IS AND HOW HE STILL TRUSTS HIM? Even if he doesn't care about his own death that had to be painful as fuck because poisoning always is so, does he not give a fuck about all the cats, humans and mice who died because Mausinger wanted the crown? Doesn't he care about Evan's ruined childhood? Now that I think about it, maybe Mausinger had a fucking point. A guy this stupid shouldn't lead a grandma through the street, let alone a country.

>>14543227

Too early for that. Try later.

>>14543265

>playing the game and posting backed-up arguments why the game is shit is autistic

>reading someone's 40 posts to try and search for "gatchas" is not autistic

>thinks a magnet link is a mega link

Nigga you claim to have been on the internet for at least 3 and a half years and still manage to ask stupid questions like "WILL IT RUN FOR ME?!" without even managing to post your specs. There is literally a thread on steam with people posting their specs and settings, like for any other game, but you already searched on seven continents and couldn't find the answer.

Stop defending yourself. Just run away. Just fuck off. Just leave the thread. Without your ID no one else will know you are a retard in the next thread, until you open your mouth too much again.

So, I don't get it. Why have the law against love, if you want your childhood friend's dick so bad? But then you send him off to live in another kingdom? Makes no fucking sense. Must be the localization.

>>14544188

It makes perfect sense. If the number of actual people/souls in the city changes, the city will begin going away as it'll be impossible to turn time. She overruled it, but now there's a big threat of a faggot who steals the kingsbonds for obvious evil purposes and he''ll be more of use there, especially since wedding ceremony takes a lot of time to prepare.

>>14544188

Uh… shouldn't they plan the wedding together, instead of letting the groom faff off to live and work in another kingdom? And besides, isn't it a little selfish of the queen to break down the laws just 'cuz she loves this dude?

And plus, how the hell would adding or subtracting anyone from the town affect the survivability of it? This is nonsense writing.

>>14544393

motherfucker I meant to quote >>14544275

>>14544393

Yes, it is a plothole.If you can only keep the city intact if the time is reversed as the amount of souls is the same, why are any tourists, diplomats or new vessels allowed? Do Evan and his group have no souls? Or does it only mean souls of the original citizens? It makes no fucking sense. Still less insulting than all the Ding Dong Dell ordeal, sparing Mausinger makes no sense and it only gets worse. I'm supposed to believe the grimalkin whose family members he's killed accept him and are fine with mice because their formerly massmurdering king has a supposed change of heart? That after he is utterly defeated? He'd logically get his "I'm so sorry" rat ass assassinated in an instant either by other mice wanting to replace him because nobody really likes him at that point, or by grimalkin if he displayed any tolerance now. How would any cats he forced into the sewers even trust him to get out when his intent was made clear before? They'd think "I'm good guy now no longer want to kill you all" is a trick to slaughter them easier. Who wrote chapters 5-8? They are fucking awful.

>>14528649

Our resident fat Canadian baby.

>>14546564

Way too easy and handholdy. This is a game for children not just because of its subject matter but also because it's literally a bore to play unless you're still struggling with how to use a controller.

>>14546903

The game feels a bit rushed as a whole. The main game plays like a Tales game mixed with .hack with the not-forum and Chim Chim noises, but there's no character development. Where are the skits? They're really missing to add something to the party. After chapter 2/3, only Evan does anything and he's boring. The rest are just background.

>>14546919

Side bosses can be a bit harder, especially if you charge in slightly underlevelled. Not very underlevelled because you'd have to beat the piece of shit for an hour to get it to half health.

>>14546564

>combat seems competent

Really?

>>14547046

Really. Serviceable combo system, responsive dodge, magic skills with weapon-based modifiers and zone-dependant bonus. It's on okay take at at real time action in a JRPG. Only real problem is that enemies drop like flies, they can do damage and some have nasty combos so you can't just mash2win and take no damage, but they lack staying power.

>>14547060

How similar is it to say the party based Ys games?

>>14547060

The dodge has a retarded delay, at least when playing as potus. Ive been predicting when the ai will decide to attack instead of reacting to it.

>>14528697

>Furrys

Thanks for saving me 60bucks

>>14547176

So you actually buy games?

>>14529484

Ubisoft lied about Rayman Legends having denuvo. Said nothing about it on the store page, yet it had that shit, and IIRC one other layer of DRM bullshit too (besides steam). A bunch of people couldn't even play it for a while because they didn't have enough keys or something. Ubisoft most certainly don't look good in comparison.

>>14547379

Not that I've seen. I thought it was kind of a plothole, but let's face it– would you want to go back to a radioactive hellscape with CNN in it, or would you want to stay in this perfect sunlit world of magic and naive catboys and where 40 years' worth of aging have been shaved off your life?

He probably thinks he's in actual Heaven.

>>14547379

I have heard he returns to his world.

>>14547379

>>14547569

Well, he says pretty early into the game that he has decided what he's going to do, and it's helping the catboy become a king. Also, becoming way younger all of a sudden might have helped him choose that.

>>14547379

no, don't expect much from a mediocre game. I'm 7 hours in and I don't really see myself finishing this, there is nothing driving me to keep playing, don't give a shit about the characters or story, the combat is piss easy and annoying because the game is full of trash mobs that respawn within minutes of being killed. The only good part of the game is the visuals

>>14547733

>If you don't like it then don't play it you fucking dope

Reddit, please.

>>14547774

>I am playing this game and it is shit

>let me write an easy about how you shouldn't play things you are not enjoying

>retard

>LOL YOU CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM

How many times in one thread are you going to act like a pathetic faggot?

>>14542170

>Fuck the Japanese community

I'd love to.

>>14547877

So far the game is mechanically easy. I've gotten close to dying due to my own foolishness and took some very surprising hard hits from some nameless mid-boss I wasn't ready for, but I haven't seen the game over screen yet and most battles are just a sushi grinder, especially if you bother putting on your ring of fire resistance before facing a fire dragon.

The people saying that this is a bad game, on the other hand, are either anhedonists or soulless zombies. If you can't appreciate the aesthetics and characters of a game as Ghibli as this one is, you should not be playing video games in general.

>>14528697

They're really trying to cover all the bases, I see. Talk about fan service. Didn't the first one barely have any game to it? I remember hearing it was pretty but horribly routed.

>>14547968

>aesthetics and characters of a game as Ghibli as this one is

Or maybe that's not enough.

>>14547974

I ain't clicking that.

>>14547981

Don't, it's spam.

Does anyone else have frame rate problems on the world map or when there are loads of particle effects in the environment?

>>14547983

>action rpgs aren't a subgenre of jrpg

>>14547976

This isn't a walking simulator. There's lots of game here.

>>14547986

Yeah, there's been like 4 CP bot posts today, what's up?

>>14547994

FOSTA act means any website can be taken down by having illegal imagery posted on it.

I wish all of these literal faggots from 4chan would just leave.

>>14548007

Please do.

>>14548010

nice comprehension skills, nigger.

if you like posts about faggotry and traps, why dont you just go back to 4cuck?

>>14548007

>he thinks he's the one who belongs here

You dumb fuck welcome to imageboards in general

>>14548022

Is that what we're calling Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit now?

>>14548030

>who belongs here

atleast i had the sense to leave 4cuck the 1st time they banned a 5 guys thread. i didnt stay put for years like some faggot.

the most noticeable difference in the users on this site, especially this board was the complete lack of literal faggotry.

we managed to be free of you faggots up until maybe 4-6 months ago.

>>14548063

>he thinks that literally faggotry came here 4-6 months ago and not before that

Someone was not here for the Undertale threads

>>14548063

>up until maybe 4-6 months ago.

You're trying so hard to fit in, but make it glaringly obvious you're new as fuck.

>>14548078

It's not even that bad right now, faggot is LARPing yugely as a misdirect. I remember when there was a bunch of forced faggoty posters shitting up numerous threads with their faggotship.

>>14548079

Welcome to /v/

>>14548087

your time on 4cuck doesnt transfer here. fuck off newfriend

>>14548087

Damn, you are a huge whinging faggot. Nobody likes you, not even yourself. A neck, a shoelace, a door knob. That is what is in your inventory.

>>14548099

USE NECK ON DOOR KNOB

I don't understand that command.

DROP NECK

This item cannot be dropped.

USE SHOELACE ON DOOR KNOB

You tie one end of the shoelace onto the door knob.

USE SHOELACE ON NECK

You tie the other end of the shoelace around your neck. Your door knob now hangs from your neck.

That doesn't seem right either. Help me out here anon, maybe with a livestreamed video of your own?

>>14548093

Please follow your own advice and leave. Either that or lurk more before posting again.

>>14548099

Are you daft or just replying to the wrong person?

>>14548116

>defending faggotry

>>>/tumblr/

>follow your own advice

learn how to read you sub Saharan IQ nigger.

>>14548135

go check your first reply to my post you illiterate non-white.

>>14548150

No one can be this dense.

Get a room you fags Christ.

>>14548153

no u

>>14547996

Also if Roland was a more realistic politician and capable of doing extremely evil shit like the pictured Bill, all he has to do is claim magic/evil influence of X and/or just simply say it won't happen again as he pretends he's sad over what occured, then mprove for a month and as citizens think "wow he good again I'm glad he didn't get punished for his heinous crap and remained on his position", go back to it. Everyone here is so naive, he'd get away with it forever. If that's Roland's taste, he could do whatever he wants to Evan and he'd always get forgiven after feigning guilt. After everyone around him tried to kill him and he always forgave them, Evan's got to have stockholm syndrome bigger than the one of Sweden and UK combined. Why go back, this world is a scumbag politician's heaven? Not to mention he might be returning only to die a second later because of radiation and shit.

>>14548202

>Also if Roland was a more realistic politician

Maybe he doesn't want to be?

I mean, shit- if I had to dodge a bunch of slimy bullshit every fucking day, needing to deal with fucking kikes and the rest of it, and then I suddenly didn't, why the fuck would I bring anything like that in? Why not just enjoy the consulship, take pride in being a heroic leader, and fuck the daylights out of a different big-titted neko or dog-girl every night?

>>14548325

This world probably doesn't even have condoms or any sort of pregnancy prevention. It's too pure. Enjoy spawning several halfcat, halfdog and maybe even halfmouse children as your reputation goes down the drain because of your infidelity. Take only one girl or just fuck Evan

>>14548608

I don't think it'll be popular enough to get enough porn to sustain dumps.

>>14548423

"Roland, some of the citizens have been complaining about your lechery with multiple species, and I was wondering if…"

"Evan, as Chief Consul it is my duty to help you repopulate your kingdom. You do want more citizens, don't you?"

"…if I could join in?"

>>14548955

Just you wait until you see what happens a few chapters later, goldpaw lord being allowed to govern again is fucking less than nothing compared to what will occur, especially since at least in his case dark magic was involved. I also don't understand why they'd show a guy stupid enough to bet his kingdom as a good guy. How am I meant to think he ever cared for his people if he'd risk their lives and livelihoods like so, on a fucking bet?

And yes, the game cannot decide if it's for adults or children. Roland fucking kills and shoots a few ratmen, rat-mage gets a dagger through her heart, you just walk by corpses and later there's a sorta-bdsm femdom moment, but the rest of the story feels disconnected with all that. Considering the combat really makes me think of Tales of series which is also Bamco's, is the end result so inconsistent because they've had two teams working on it and no consensus was reached? It's like there's a kids game mixed with teen one. I like the game, but it could be so much better if they decided whom this is for. Some sidequests really don't fit too, it's as if the game was originally meant to be Tales of Whatever, they just rebranded it and changed shit.

>>14548955

>>14549336

What you are missing is that it is a children/family game. A Japanese one. Death is not a taboo subject for children there.

>>14549464

I could make the enemies a bit spongier and myself a bit squishier, but putting artificial difficulty in isn't really a complete answer to the issues here.

The enemies telegraph attacks and tend to become vulnerable for long periods of time. There are lots of things you can do to boost your power (higgledies, weaponsmithing, armor choices). Some skills are just far more overpowered than others.

Maybe I could tweak it to the point where I'd need to use every advantage to win, but at that point, I'd be basically alone because the ally AI would get fucking stomped, and I'd just be running around a whole lot, like against a particularly tanky Kingdom Hearts boss.

>>14549422

>Death is not a taboo subject for children there.

Why did that ghost kamen rider get the boot then?

>>14549422

I guess being fooled isn't a taboo either.

Is this better to be played with a controller or KB+M?

>>14550348

It's really meant for controllers, but KB+M users don't have problems.

>>14550484

>/v/ makes up the plot of the next studio ghibli game as a joke

>it's the actual plot