63ecb8 No.14518319
Does anyone remember this game? I still play it from time to time to just fuck around with the NPC's and the props. Shame it was really the only good game in the series. Do you guys still play it?
5ce229 No.14518345
>>14518319
This is by the same guys who did drawn to life. Really wish they would make a comeback because I liked them
63ecb8 No.14518368
>>14518345
I have to play drawn to life, from what I've heard it will break my heart.
3f7e91 No.14518390
>>14518319
Didn't nylon cat sue the devs?
f23d48 No.14518398
>>14518319
Shit I bought this because I liked the DS one that I pirated, played with it a bit then never returned to it.
It's has a genius concept and mechanic but needed more things to do with it's engine, like multiplayer hubs to goof around playing god.
They also needed to improve it's "combat" so it would be more fun to set up maps/hubs to fight other people with crazy items and creatures.
How was that DC crossover one that came after this?
3f219e No.14518472
Bunch of possibilities, no aim.
Biggest complaint I had was that despite the large amount of props and creatures you could spawn, editing the map was simply impossible.
I could imagine something like this having potential if it had proper goals.
63ecb8 No.14523858
How do I get the cat down /v/?
28d310 No.14523866
>>14523858
make a jetpack and burn the tree down
5e4236 No.14523871
>>14523858
Knock it down with a Dead Lion
30142f No.14523874
>>14523858
Throw a meteorite at the tree.
301c7e No.14523876
>>14518319
I was just thinking about this game earlier. They just released a new one, but it's apparently awful.
63ecb8 No.14523882
>>14523866
Well I had to give up my previous idea but let's try what the dubs have spoken.
63ecb8 No.14523888
Well blast it matey! It has actually worked!
28d310 No.14523890
>>14523876
The first one was ok and Unlimited was ok. Everything else in the series was just bad.
30142f No.14523903
>>14518319
>only good game in the series.
I've played both DS games and they are as good as they can be. The devs have a lot of room to keep improving the series but each game feels like the same thing with watered down mission and a sandbox mode with not much to do.
28d310 No.14523914
>>14523903
>I've played both DS games and they are as good as they can be
Nah the second one was worse than the first one. The first game had simple puzzles which could be solved with a few general solutions. To "fix" that they made it so that the second game had really specific puzzle solutions, completely removing the original appeal.
30142f No.14523938
>>14523914
Well, you're right.
Now I remember why I dropped the second game during the second half.
63ecb8 No.14523950
Let us travel to the city and see what challenges lie ahead of us.
63ecb8 No.14523958
This is not the most reliable means of transport I've seen, damned jumping niggers.
63ecb8 No.14523967
I've scuddled my way to the city… somehow. This boy is looking for someone to entertain him, unfortunately, I have left my pet nigger at the farm. What do you propose /v/?
2a7cb3 No.14523973
>>14518319
>Shame it was really the only good game in the series.
I felt the opposite. 1 and 2 were okay puzzle games, but Unlimited just felt like playing with a bunch of paper dolls. Then again I didn't get very far into Unlimited either.
30142f No.14523975
>>14523967
A spooky skeleton.
96d413 No.14523992
>>14523989
A friendly skeleton
63ecb8 No.14524004
>>14523992
That did give me a starite from an achievement, but it's still not what was required… I think he's not friendly enough, how do I make him more friendly /v/?
28d310 No.14524019
>>14524004
Give the kid a party hat and put a bow on the skeleton
96d413 No.14524029
>>14524004
>>14524019
Do this and put a top hat on the skeleton as well.
63ecb8 No.14524046
>>14524019
The skeleton is visibly confused about the bow although he definitely likes the tophat, he thinks it's stylish. The boy is still not entertained the needy brat.
63ecb8 No.14524055
Maybe I should give him a gun instead? That should make him more friendly, after all I know that many people made friends on /k/, and I know that guns are very entertaining.
28d310 No.14524062
>>14524055
give him a gameboy
96d413 No.14524069
>>14524055
Try "bow tie". Also, make a clown. Bitches love clowns.
28d310 No.14524070
>>14524069
what about clown gf?
63ecb8 No.14524071
>>14524069
You can't put a bow tie on a skeleton actually.
28d310 No.14524073
>>14524071
can you make a female skeleton?
63ecb8 No.14524077
I asked the skeleton if he knows any clowns, so he brought a friend, the friend was a bit dead… ish… but he did the job definitely by summoning a parade of clowns from the depths of hell.
>>14524071
Unfortunately no
96d413 No.14524083
>>14524070
A fair warning about clown gfs, they're all squirters.
63ecb8 No.14524085
The kid is still dancing even after the parade has passed. I think he might be autistic.
28d310 No.14524088
>>14524085
put him out of his misery
63ecb8 No.14524092
>>14524077
Wait no, I actually can make a female skeleton, it looks exactly like a male skeleton.
63ecb8 No.14524098
>>14524088
pshh… nothing personell kid.
96d413 No.14524108
>>14524077
>>14524092
Give her a dress and make her the boy's girlfriend.
63ecb8 No.14524113
Now, what can we do about that illegaly parked car? Unfortunately we can't shoot the owner as he isn't here but we definitely can do something else.
63ecb8 No.14524119
>>14524108
Well I guess they are made for each other both being dead and all.
02bf9b No.14524121
>>14524113
Drop a nuke on it.
28d310 No.14524122
>>14524113
clean it then crush it with a tank
c5f163 No.14524127
>black_gentleman_pulling_a_cart_because_of_fried_chicken_on_a_stick_with_the_player_dressed_as_a_ghost.webm
63ecb8 No.14524136
>>14524122
>Oooh, treat me like you would do a communist.
63ecb8 No.14524137
What the fuck is this? Fuck this, I'm blowing this thing up.
63ecb8 No.14524141
Unfortunately, the car was coated in anti-altirelly armor, fortunately, I have removed it from an illegal parking spot.
28d310 No.14524147
>>14524141
give the man a dunce cap
63ecb8 No.14524150
>>14524147
Well this is funnier than I thought it would be.
96d413 No.14524151
>>14524141
Give the skeleton wings and a rocket launcher.
750da0 No.14524153
>>14518398
>How was that DC crossover one that came after this?
I don't know if this means anything, but i see it in dollar stores all the time sitting alongside the PS3 version of Skyrim, Mass Effect Andromeda and Battleborn.
a431f2 No.14524155
>grandma used to play scribblenauts on her ridiculously large DS
Giving me a tender feeling, OP. Keep it up.
63ecb8 No.14524165
Well we have a superhero member of our family asking us to provide him a sl… I mean a companion. Who do we put in?
If you wonder why I already did the graffiti one it's because it's a boring as fuck challenge.
63ecb8 No.14524166
>>14524151
Well he's happy.
28d310 No.14524173
>>14524165
can you give him a flying baby/boy?
02bf9b No.14524174
411007 No.14524178
>>14524165
An ape in a school outfit with a gun.
63ecb8 No.14524182
>>14524174
… How was my sister even called again?
96d413 No.14524189
>>14524182
Maxwell's sister is named Lily
63ecb8 No.14524192
>>14524178
My notebook doesn't know what a school uniform is, and Tyrome over here was trying to get uncomfortably close to the nun that appeared after I wrote "Sister" in.
63ecb8 No.14524204
>>14524189
A-ah right it was Lily! I'll just put that in and… oh.
63ecb8 No.14524205
I think that's close enough, don't you?
63ecb8 No.14524217
Well we seem to have a small problem, with Tyrome here being incomplete without his school uniform, although the right to the puzzle seems to go to anon >>14524178 as he got the highest digit. Do we put the nigger… I mean monkey in firts or do we just put the nun in?
02bf9b No.14524250
>>14524205
That'll have to do.
63ecb8 No.14524263
>>14524250
Well, it worked, but I don't want to imagine what he will do to that poor nun.
63ecb8 No.14524276
For our next challenge… a statue for the city, we have to put something in water and pull the switch to turn it to stone, forever trapping it in the painful eternal state between life and death where they can't move, only observe what's around them as water fills their bodies, spewing out of them and breaking their internal organs and causing general suffering and discomfort.
So, what are your candidates?
02bf9b No.14524281
>>14524263
Terrible, unspeakable things like holding hands and cuddling, that sick freak.
561a54 No.14524290
>>14524281
I love doing that though.
561a54 No.14524307
>>14524300
I also like sex in the missionary position while she's cuddling me I also like her hugging and kissing me as often as possible.
63ecb8 No.14524319
>>14524290
>>14524307
I wish I could come and shoot you, you disgusting fucking degenerates but I still have a live creature to turn into stone and you still have to decide what exactly it should be. So I need you… for now.
8c401f No.14524324
>>14524319
A big guy with a mask.
81ef81 No.14524328
02bf9b No.14524330
>>14524307
You must be a fan of Kirby since you pretty much live in Dream Land.
63ecb8 No.14524339
He had a mouth yet he couldn't scream.
63ecb8 No.14524352
>That one mission where you have to break open bottles.
Uhhh, I don't think this is very interesting, should I just leave it out?
561a54 No.14524355
>>14524319
Anything made out of discarded mannequin parts.
>>14524330
That's actually pretty good.
02bf9b No.14524360
>>14524355
Took me two whole minutes, too.
>>14524352
You could just break every neck in sight instead.
8c401f No.14524372
>>14524355
>>14524360
>tfw watching a kirby stream
You fucks stay out of my head.
63ecb8 No.14524406
God fucking damn, that ball game took too fucking long. Now, here's a more interesting challenge, this man over here wants to sail again. How can we make his dream a reality /v/?
02bf9b No.14524410
>>14524406
>nigger wants to sail again
Well, let's start with the chains then.
81ef81 No.14524415
>>14524406
Put him on a giant squid
8c401f No.14524422
>>14524406
Give him floaties.
11b62f No.14524435
>>14524406
A really big hat.
63ecb8 No.14524440
>>14524410
>>14524422
I did both but now the businessman I sold him to starts complaining that he doesn't have how to transport him anywhere.
8c401f No.14524451
>>14524440
A porta potty with donut wheels.
11b62f No.14524456
>>14524440
Make the businessman rideable and buoyant.
63ecb8 No.14524475
>>14524456
Nigger doesn't have enough IQ to ride the Tycoon
>>14524451
That was absolutely fucking useless.
02bf9b No.14524483
>>14524475
Can you give the business man a jetski so he can drag along his newly acquired property across the ocean that way?
11b62f No.14524493
>>14524475
I forgot the most important part, the businessman needs to be waterproof, too.
Alternatively, give him a flying pirate ship.
63ecb8 No.14524506
>>14524483
I think it will be the other way around unfortunately but we'll see.
>>14524493
Fuck you, it does nothing.
63ecb8 No.14524512
>>14524483
I think my notebook doesn't know what a jetski is.
02bf9b No.14524521
>>14524512
Try boatorcycle :^)
Alternatively put that motherfucker on a duck, preferably a small one.
d27006 No.14524526
>>14524512
put them on an iceberg so they can slowly drift away
96d413 No.14524540
>>14524512
Jet ski is two words.
63ecb8 No.14524551
>>14524521
>>14524526
This nigger is so fucking picky that I'm shooting him after I get that fucking shard.
>>14524540
It spawned what you see in the middle of the previous picture.
63ecb8 No.14524566
Should I give him the pirate ship one anon asked for? I also readied that fucking gun, you can sail the river of Styx after I'm done with you faggot.
96d413 No.14524570
>>14524551
>It spawned what you see in the middle of the previous picture
aah
Give him a slave ship. Make sure there's a male and female Pilgrim with whips on board so they can keep him in check.
d27006 No.14524574
>>14524566
it's like the game just wants you to type "boat" and be boring
63ecb8 No.14524585
The nigger escaped and robbed me of my bellongings, I don't know where the businessman went. I had to visit my sister for the globe.
>>14524574
Which is surprising, because I've seen the game actually having a lot of puzzles that allow you to solve them in very creative and dickish ways.
63ecb8 No.14524600
Nevermind that nigger, we have this nigger over here that wants to be crowned KANG. What do we do to help him?
63ecb8 No.14524614
>>14524600
I just spawned a Gold jetpack for myself and I wanted to wear it and the ape just took it for itself and decided that this means that he's king now for some fucking reason. I'm displeased with that result but I don't know whether I should reset the level or just keep moving.
d27006 No.14524628
>>14524585
yeah I remember playing these games a while ago and there were some pretty good ones, must have been a dud most of the stuff anons suggested should have worked
>>14524614
how appropriate
63ecb8 No.14524642
Fuck it, we'll come back to Kang Tyrome later on if you guys will want, let's not keep you waiting for now. How do I get those clouds out of the way?
02bf9b No.14524724
>>14524642
Summon Zeus and have him fix this fucking mess.
63ecb8 No.14524739
>>14524724
Zeus is a lazy fucking fuck.
63ecb8 No.14524747
I actually have to go to sleep. I will probably come back to this thread tommorow. You can decide what location we go to next after we finish this weather puzzle obviously. I ranked them on what I think of them when it comes to the quality of their missions and singular puzzles, based on how creative they allow you to be.
>Fire station
Has 2 okay missions but really shit puzzles that are mostly one answer, it's kind of dogshit.
>Capital City Runoff
The canal section, it's alright, but it's very short and doesn't have many interesting puzzles.
>The Virgule Gallery
The museum looking building, it's also alright, has a decently funny mission and some multiple-answer puzzles.
>Capital City Firehouse
It's shit, probably the worst location I've seen. Mostly one-answer unfun puzzles, although has two decent missions.
>St. Asterisk
Decent, has an unfun mission but almost all the puzzles with the exception of one which is a reference are multi-answer.
>The Under Line
Decent but very short, has an okay mission and a few okay-ish puzzles with one really good one that allows for a pretty hilarious fucking answer.
>Hyphen Heights
The surburbs area, actually very alright, one fun mission and a lot of decent puzzles.
>Full Stop Dinner
A really good area with many decent puzzles and pretty fun missions.
>Inkwell High
Once again, a pretty alright area with creative puzzles.
63ecb8 No.14524750
>>14524747
>I've put the firehouse in twice.
Well I am retarded.
02bf9b No.14524772
>>14524747
Sleep tight, faggot.
9d5189 No.14527511
I came back from sleep and Zeus got bored and fucked off already, doing absolutely fucking nothing.
9d5189 No.14527517
I fixed it accidentaly by flying a jetpack near it? Are you shitting me?
Whaveter, let's just move to another location.
Maybe the hospital could be fun, what do you guys think?
9d5189 No.14527529
I really should stop using jetpacks. The location we are in is kind of a mess right now, but it's not as much of a mess as when I spawned one cockroach in the city. I think it never recovered from that.
9d5189 No.14527534
>The clown, the female skeleton and the dead boy cap are suddenly all next to each other.
I think it's a threesome guys.
9d5189 No.14527545
Oh look who came back. I think I know what to do with him seeing how much trouble he caused us.
9d5189 No.14527552
I burned the fucker along with his ship, I guess you can't get more black than a charred corpse. You can sail the waters of hell now you fucking nigger.
9d5189 No.14527565
The car is not parked illegally anymore but it's still parked in the middle of the street. Guess that will cause some unnecessary deaths.
9d5189 No.14527575
I know that there is loss in this somewhere.
02bf9b No.14527592
>>14527575
So where we going next, OP?
9d5189 No.14527598
>>14527592
Well I don't know, I already said that I'll allow you to decide >>14524747 although I might just go to the hospital as I already said I would.
9d5189 No.14527616
Fuck it, let's just continue and get to the hospital. Immediately we are greeted with one challenge on the start where our… family member, needs to be operated on but the nurse doesn't have anything to operate with. Damned socialist healthcare! What item do we give her to operate with?
d27006 No.14527623
9d5189 No.14527624
>>14527606
Oh so here's where I made the mistake, I should have put the fishing rod on the nigger instead of on the vehicle, good to know.
9d5189 No.14527632
>>14527623
Well I guess that counts as one homicide.
9d5189 No.14527639
I guess that our brother will be… resting in pepperoni.
Bad jokes aside, we have to think about some good ones very quick as the clown here is displeased with his life, suffering with depression and asks us to cheer him up a bit by making him laugh. Give me your funniest ideas of what to show him /v/.
9d5189 No.14527674
>Nigger forever running after a chicken chained to an unmovable stone.
I think this could be used to construct sturdy bridges seeing that I can stand on the chain.
02bf9b No.14527739
>>14527639
>Give me your funniest ideas of what to show him /v/.
A mime :^)
51afe7 No.14527749
>>14518398
It's not bad, but it's not as long as the regular Scribblenauts games. It's pretty fun if you give a shit about DC's characters, though. They put in a lot of the more obscure characters in, which is nice.
9d5189 No.14527765
>>14527739
We have the ultimate Space Station 13 pair, the clown is definitely not amused. Maybe he's more of a dark humour kind of guy, I could make the mime legless and tell him to dance.
9d5189 No.14527775
If everything fails, we can always shoot dead infants at a wall from a cannon. That's funny, right?
9d5189 No.14527779
>>14527775
And if that fails then we can just shoot funny dead infants from a cannon at a wall.
02bf9b No.14527791
>>14527779
Hang the mime from the ceiling with a noose or just make him float with balloons, that outta make him giggle at least.
9d5189 No.14527817
>>14527791
It didin't work per say, but the way that he hangs from there is hilarious for me so it was still worth it.
02bf9b No.14527823
>>14527817
What a tough crowd.
Light a campfire under the mime's ass, see what that does,
9d5189 No.14527835
>>14527823
He is now screaming in agony, he kind of sounds like a chimpmunk. I think he might be a nigger in disguise. Damn, the clown is really depressed, it still didn't make him laugh. Maybe I should force the mime to dance?
02bf9b No.14527872
>>14527835
Make the baby dance if anything, it's been lying there for a while now doing jack shit, that little leech.
Get his ass to work.
9d5189 No.14527900
>>14527872
It started hitting the ceiling and the floor repeatedly as if it was possesed by a poltergeist. I'm not even fucking joking.
02bf9b No.14527913
>>14527900
Sheeeeeit.
I'm about done with this demon clown.
Get a giant whoopie cushion and shove it in his face.
9d5189 No.14527934
>>14527913
The game doesn't know what a whoopie cushion is, I can try throwing a pie at him though.
02bf9b No.14527937
>>14527934
I won't settle with anything other than a giant pie.
9d5189 No.14527939
Out of all things it's the pie that works. I guess I will just leave that mime to suffer eternally there alongside with the possesed dead baby and the cannon. I'll see what's up the stairs.
9d5189 No.14527952
What is this sorcery?! A possesed heart is attacking a nurse. This is either the work of a necromancer or an enemy stand!
What do we do to stop it?
02bf9b No.14527956
>>14527952
AWAKEN MY Ghostbusters
d27006 No.14527960
aaf823 No.14527964
>>14527952
Create another, bigger heart, give it "Deadly, vicious" make the hearts fight eachother
9d5189 No.14527968
>>14527956
>>14527960
I'm putting my bets on the Stand, both the Ghost Hunter That's almost like a ghostbuster right? and the exorcist have concluded that this is not the case of ghosts. So it's either an eldritch abomination or a stand.
9d5189 No.14527988
>>14527964
Holy shit it actually worked, but now the new heart is murdering everyone here so I'll better get out of here as fast as I can.
9d5189 No.14527995
HOLY SHIT
THAT NURSE IS FUCKING BADASS, SHE JUST CLOBBERED THE DEADLY, VICIOUS HEART TO DEATH
02bf9b No.14527999
aaf823 No.14528000
>>14527995
>Couldn't handle small heart
>Manages to kill bigger one
9d5189 No.14528035
Let's just move on, the black knight has no leg and doctor needs new equipement for the hospital to do something about it. Man I tell you, fucking socialist healthcare. What do we give him?
aaf823 No.14528047
>>14528035
Is that his leg on the floor there? A hammer and some nails oughtta do it
02bf9b No.14528055
>>14528035
>What do we give him?
A rosary and a silent prayer. Ave Maria you poor bastard. No more deus vult for you.
63d0a6 No.14528063
>>14528035
Use Necrocybermancy
Upgrade his legs to level 10
9d5189 No.14528065
>>14528047
That did nothing at all, I guess they don't practice medieval science in here anymore.
I'm going to try that now >>14528055
9d5189 No.14528078
>>14528063
I guess that the power of God takes a while to work. Let's try cybernetic necromancy then.
9d5189 No.14528092
Well he doesn't have to worry about his legs as cyber-necromancy seems to have fixed it. He also became an immortal slave of his master living in endless robotic agony, but that doesn't matter. We didn't get the shard though, oh well, I guess you win some you lose some.
02bf9b No.14528096
>>14528092
>We didn't get the shard though
No wonder my jew detector went off when I saw that (((Doctor))).
9d5189 No.14528102
We have a choice now! Those two fuckers are doing a race. They want to see something in their team colors so that they can be motivated to win the race. We can chose which one to help.
63d0a6 No.14528103
>>14528092
This is not the outcome I had in mind.
aaf823 No.14528116
>>14528102
A hooker in a red dress
9d5189 No.14528123
>>14528116
Unfortunately the game doesn't recognize swear words, you'll have to use a non-offensive synonym, I know, sucks but this is supposed to be a children's game. Nevermind that you can shoot dead infants with a canon or glue a meat piece to a toddler and then feed it to a lion.
aaf823 No.14528131
>>14528123
Then, a giant evil red pregnant baby
9d5189 No.14528141
>>14528131
Congratulations, your monstrosity just gave birth after the race was over.
e9fe76 No.14528142
>Created a small town of houses with some townspeople running about
>Got bored and created a murderer to spice things up
>He managed to kill all the townspeople
>Sent in a robot to kill him, but decided to give him a good weapon to even the odds
>He managed to defeat the robot
>Continued to throw larger and larger threats at him while healing him and giving him various weapons so it would be fair
>At once point he was fighting giants and shit, somehow scraping through
>As gladiatorial combat eventually grew boring too, I had Zeus handcuff him
>He had committed so many crimes that he needed to be imprisoned for eternity
>Placed him in an unbreakable cage inside a bigger unbreakable cage, suspended in the air by an octagon of antimatter
>Revived the townspeople and let them have a party within eyeshot
Scribblenauts really lets your autism run free. Good times.
9d5189 No.14528153
>Giant red evil motherly postpartum baby
I…
9d5189 No.14528193
Well the girl here forgot a transplant for A FUCKING TRANSPLANT PATIENT, she is not very good at her job,but despite that we have to help her somehow. What do we put in into the cooler? It has to be a body part.
d27006 No.14528197
aeb6ac No.14528199
>>14528193
Can you put the baby baby in the cooler?
aaf823 No.14528208
>>14528193
Decapitated head
9d5189 No.14528212
>>14528197
My notebook doesn't know what that is.
>>14528199
No, instead my character started riding the baby as it squeaked loudly, but save that for the next puzzle.
02bf9b No.14528213
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>14528185
>And it has a baby… baby.
9d5189 No.14528217
>>14528208
Hey that worked.
9d5189 No.14528227
The stork forgot his delivery and it's up to us to give him something to deliver. I know you're thinking about babies already, but we have a total three of them in the hospital, including a dead, possesed one, so choose wisely. We can always just make a new one, no problem.
aaf823 No.14528255
>>14528227
Can you make a clown baby?
9d5189 No.14528266
>>14528255
I can make a clowly baby if that's what you mean!
9d5189 No.14528277
Heh, that baby is going to grow up to be a little shit.
9d5189 No.14528321
Let's recap what our influence did to this place:
>Parter floor
A nigger trapped in an eternal chase after a bit of chicken
>Floor 1
An eternally suffering mime hanged above a fireplace and a possesed baby.
>Floor 2
Now a base for a necromancer building an army of the undead
>Floor 3
The ending of Drakengard.
I think we did good.
02bf9b No.14528338
>>14528321
What would this world ever do without us.
9d5189 No.14528363
Welcome to the surburbs, this is actually a more interesting location and a fairly big one with 10 puzzles and two really decent missions. The first character we see is this old lady wanting to become a bird pers… I mean, befriend the birds. What do we do to help her?
a1f6ab No.14528373
>>14528363
Make a dead little girl and give it to the old man
aeb6ac No.14528383
>>14528363
Give her a beak and wings, turn her into an abomination of God
9d5189 No.14528387
>>14528373
Now idea how that helps grandma befriend the birds but alright, done.
9d5189 No.14528395
>>14528383
Jesus Christ how horrifying, but at least it works.
9d5189 No.14528405
The two little rascals have thrown the ball inte this old man's lawn. We are suppossed to get it out without touching his lawn and altering him, how do we do that?
e93cff No.14528409
9d5189 No.14528420
>>14528409
Sadly it doesn't exist in my notebook, the only thing that I could create was the levitational ray. It's now flying around the nursing home.
9d5189 No.14528424
Well shit it truly is a levitational ray, it makes everything levitate, maybe we can catch the ball if we use it correctly.
9d5189 No.14528431
>>14528424
It flung the old man into the heavens! Now is our chance!
9d5189 No.14528440
Well, he stole it before us, I will give him the dead girl again, that should make him want to give us the ball back.
9d5189 No.14528445
The ball bugged and flew off the fucking world. Well shit.
9d5189 No.14528460
Let's help this guy here instead! This guy needs some dating advice and who the fuck is better at giving dating advice than anons on /v/? I don't know any better people! Please help, I'm so lonely
We need to start by doing something to make him look presentable.
d27006 No.14528465
>>14528460
dump a bucket of water on him
cb1c6a No.14528467
>>14528460
“Classy machine gun”
8c4fd8 No.14528469
>>14528460
Your local rabbi, truly our greatest ally.
9d5189 No.14528474
>>14528465
>>14528467
>>14528469
>Are you sure about this?
>Oy vey goyim, how dare you doubt me, don't you know that my grandfather who died in the holocaust was a fashion designer? Listen to me when I say that. Harlots love the gangster look. That will be six gorrilion sheckles.
Seems that he's still not looking cool enough. We still have something else to do.
aeb6ac No.14528478
>>14528474
Give him a kippah
9d5189 No.14528483
>>14528478
Well we converted him to judaism, so he will have no problem with buying her stuff, still not quite there yet. What do we do next?
02bf9b No.14528486
>>14528474
He will need a trench coat and some sunglasses.
He already has the gun, though.
aaf823 No.14528494
>>14528483
Give him a suit?
9d5189 No.14528511
>>14528486
>>14528494
The trench coat didn't work, but the suit did though he kept complaining about his haircut. Now we have to give him a romantic means of transport, I was thinking about a camel or something.
02bf9b No.14528515
>>14528511
A nigger powered cart
8c4fd8 No.14528522
>>14528511
A zebra chariot with stars of david for wheels.
aeb6ac No.14528524
>>14528511
A unicycle, give a clown wig too
e93cff No.14528536
>>14528511
Why have camel when you can have CYBORG ELEPHANT!
9d5189 No.14528546
>>14528515
It kind of worked but also broke the mission unfortunately, >>14528522 this will break the mission as well. I will try the unicycle after I restart the mission and get to the same point.
9d5189 No.14528558
Unicycle worked perfectly, he went to the girl riding on a unicycle, though I could only give him a clowny wig instead of a clown wig so he looks like a tranvestite instead.
9d5189 No.14528565
I guess he is trying to date a cute clown girl, though he needs a present for her now.
d27006 No.14528573
9d5189 No.14528584
Also I'm just going to mention that the city in the background looks like an anime dystopia from there. I tried a dead baby, but it only created this monstrosity on the ground that is jumping around. seems that the wig is alive and has consumed the baby.
9d5189 No.14528590
I'm getting rid of the monster as soon as the civilians leave the area. Quickly, tell me what present he can give her so that they can fuck off while I take care of the alien lifeform.
e93cff No.14528603
>>14528590
Give her a bazooka. Bitches love bazookas.
02bf9b No.14528604
>>14528590
A box of chocolate from the gas station.
We ain't spending any actual money until we get some action from this ho.
6c1f22 No.14528610
>>14528590
A cute blowtorch
9d5189 No.14528622
>>14528604
She didn't like the bazooka but loved the cute blowtorch, also she's a cute clowngirl, confirmed, she stole the monocycle from the guy.
They now need something romantic to set up the mood. You guys think of something and I'll take care of the eldritch abomination.
9d5189 No.14528627
>There's two of them.
O-oh no, am I too late already?
02bf9b No.14528628
>>14528627
Lord help us all.
9d5189 No.14528630
I think I have to quarantine the entire portion of this city. Guess that rabbi will be dying with them.
aeb6ac No.14528635
>>14528622
A jazz musician playing Careless Whisper
9d5189 No.14528659
Well I tried to make a nomoving tank for comedic purposes with the clown wig epidemy but seems that for some reason that breaks the mission. Nevermind though. The Jazz musician worked perfectly, they need someone for their wedding now though. Do you have anyone that you could propose /v/? I will get to the same point in a moment.
aeb6ac No.14528662
>>14528659
The rabbi of course
9d5189 No.14528664
>>14528662
Oh the irony, it actually worked.
e93cff No.14528665
>>14528662
Dead and zombified?
02bf9b No.14528666
>>14528664
Don't forget to call him when they have their first child.
9d5189 No.14528669
Well there was that, back to normal puzzles. How do we get rid of all this ugly glass guys?
9d5189 No.14528672
>>14528666
>666
>A joke about circumsision.
Guess that only proves that Jews are the servants of satan.
aeb6ac No.14528684
>>14528669
Skeleton with a flamethrower
9d5189 No.14528687
We're getting somewhere but not quite.
aeb6ac No.14528703
fine then, use a katana to cut the grass down and have the player wear a fedora
9d5189 No.14528711
>>14528703
JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIMUS.
9d5189 No.14528715
The skeleton actually pushed the lawn prop out of the zone where it needed to be which counted as a completed puzzle.
9d5189 No.14528721
This blonde guy is scared of this little manlet Duce and cannot get to school, what do we do with him?
02bf9b No.14528727
>>14528721
PUMPED UP KICKS
2d21e2 No.14528730
>>14528721
Give him a gun of course.
9d5189 No.14528736
>>14528727
>>14528730
Scribblenauts school of dealing with bullies: Give the kid a gun.
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9d5189 No.14528744
We have been tasked with tearing down this old building and creating a new one, how do we fuck this building up?
aeb6ac No.14528748
>>14528744
Giant angry Cthulu
9d5189 No.14528765
>>14528748
Summoning eldritch abominations for the sake of taking down buildings, works everytime. What do we create in place of that building though?
e93cff No.14528766
>>14528744
>>14528748
Don't forget to keep a speedboat handy for when you have to take out Big C
9d5189 No.14528768
>>14528766
He actually just dissappeared.
5cc521 No.14528772
>>14528768
I guess the stars weren't right after all
e93cff No.14528778
>>14528768
>>14528772
Aie aie Cthulhu f'tagn
aeb6ac No.14528789
>>14528765
Build a temple dedicated to Satan
9d5189 No.14528807
>>14528789
Done, now how do we spread the word about it?
aaf823 No.14528816
>>14528807
A gang of rabbis with trumpets
9d5189 No.14528822
>>14528816
No fucking shit, it actually worked.
9d5189 No.14528836
We went from building a synagouge, to helping a nigger who has to deliver pizza before it gets cold. How do we help him?
aeb6ac No.14528841
>>14528836
Have a radioactive spider bite him, he'll get Spiderman powers
9d5189 No.14528845
>>14528841
That just killed him immediately! Oh well, I guess that's still good for the world.
090724 No.14528848
>>14528836
give him the adjectives "Holdable Petrified"
And then shoot him out of a cannon
9d5189 No.14528859
This nice old lady is giving out free food, let's try it!
9d5189 No.14528864
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU DAMNED WITCH?
9d5189 No.14528873
I do not take such offenses lightly. I had to chase after the hag but she's dead now, this thot on the other hand is looking for someone to give her something romantic, the fucking bitch.
5809cf No.14528898
>>14518319
I got partway through it, got bored, and stopped playing. The puzzles never really seemed to take advantage of the "create anything you want" mechanic in an interesting way. Every puzzle just seem to be "make this one kind of thing this one person wants". Nothing ever ventured beyond one-step solutions, unless you intentionally over-complicated your solution.
e93cff No.14529029
>>14528873
Man-eating flytrap, everyone loves a man-eating flytrap
9d5189 No.14529071
>>14529029
There are no flytraps in game from what I know.
9d5189 No.14529072
>>14529029
Try using a synonym.
1de953 No.14529122
>>14518319
<Action stages almost nonexistant
<custom stages completely nonexistant
<Puzzles dumbed down to "Spawn something that can do X"
<Sandbox mode limited to the overworld
<OP Says it's the only good game
20b66e No.14530754
>>14524077
Why not summon skeleton clowns?
96d413 No.14530866
>>14528873
Make her fat and reptilian.
20b66e No.14530983
Summon Chuck Norris. Everyone loves chuck.
95cc8e No.14530991