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6ac8d8 No.14511114
The fact e-celebs are already desperate to damage control sea Of thieves is the kiss of death?
2ad424 No.14511122
>e-celebs
Fuck off.
Also what was >>14511111 ?
6ac8d8 No.14511128
>>14511122
>E-celebs are not the go to marketers and PR
>>>/reddit/
568722 No.14511131
What the fuck is Sea of Thieves
6ac8d8 No.14511139
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>>14511131
The new no mans sky.
3dc239 No.14511250
Honestly the game looks fun but
>Xbone and W10 exclusive
It's DOA.
180878 No.14511259
Reminder that shills are happy just to have you talk about games even if you shit all over it: they want the headspace.
2de0a9 No.14511265
>>14511250
>he hasn’t upgraded to 10 yet
>he probably has Linux installed
c76e76 No.14511300
>>14511114
>Sea Of thieves biggest flop of 2018?
Is the game even out yet?
>Release on the 20th of March
Why are they shilling for a game that releases tomorrow? Isn't that Microsoft's job?
0a68f3 No.14511321
>>14511114
The only thing remotely nice about this game is its ocean and waves tech, there's barely even the equivalent of one WoW fetch quest worth of content in it.
5fb1d2 No.14511575
Well, they do got that subscription thing where you can play any game they release for xbox for 10 bucks a month and Sea of Thieves is one of those games. If you like it, then you can pay for the full game but I think everyone will just try it with the $10 fee and leave immediately after they find out it sucks without people to play with it.
a5a311 No.14511594
>>14511300
They shilled this game with nobody ecelebs during their E3 conference.
3d91bb No.14511611
>>14511131
The next lawbreakers.
57d53c No.14511643
>>14511611
>don't be homophobic
>don't be rude
>being a pedophile is probably okay
(^:
584477 No.14511646
>he calls his videos essays
>that fucking sweater
25ad1d No.14511676
Never get Windows 10.
Never play anything that needs Windows 10.
And above all, never give money to communists that don't hate faggots.
266daa No.14511679
>>14511611
How are they going to damage control this game's failure? I'm betting on "people watched too many gameplay on twitch so of course they would be bored of it after playing for a couple hours, you could say it was part of their experience!"
af3b77 No.14511687
>>14511643
>can't seek a relationsship on a Konami game
I guess love is not allowed to bloom on the battlefield. Did anyone ever figure out what the purpose of putting that in there was? I'm still confused.
f9e2a2 No.14511695
>>14511676
>>/tech/ with the other paranoid linux autists
f9e2a2 No.14511698
57d53c No.14511707
>>14511259
by mentioning shills they've already won.
They live in your head, rent-free
6ac8d8 No.14511724
>>14511611
>Microsoft banking on SOT to save Xbox
666702 No.14511731
in a shill thread i posted this,
now lets hope the second part comes true
114021 No.14511736
>>14511695
>>14511698
>he uses Windows 10
>he probably paid for Windows too
094a1f No.14511737
>>14511250
>Xboner & Windows shitton your head 10
>>14511611
Well what the fuck, it looked neat. Fucking asinine game developers and limp wristed fucks everywhere.
a1846f No.14511738
>>14511731
Can you really call it a prediction when it's so obvious this game is going to fail miserably on all fronts? Nobody's hype for it, nobody's ever gone "Oh boy, I can't wait for Sea of Thieves to release!" Nobody.
666702 No.14511752
>>14511738
ill be honest with you, i was one of the few looking forward to SoT
f9e2a2 No.14511753
>>14511736
When's that year of the Linux Desktop coming again?
57d53c No.14511754
Sea of Thieves looks worse than blackwake.
e57804 No.14511764
>>14511611
I wasn't even aware Rare was behind this.
Truly the buyout was well worth it for all involved.
72581b No.14511849
>>14511764
No one at Rare is worth their salt anymore. Nu-Rare produced this, old-Rare produced Yooka-Laylee, the guys behind Conker are shilling against Trump on twitter, and so is Kirkhope.
It's a bloody shame.
Only one left with any talent and any self respect is David Wise. Freeze Dong was fucking phenomenal and so was Snake Pass, and the OSTs of both were amazing too.
Also, was scrolling through Beanland's Twitter when I saw this. No wonder it flopped.
6ac8d8 No.14511898
>>14511849
That dog looks like he wants to die.
c76e76 No.14511908
>>14511849
>old-Rare produced Yooka-Laylee
<Old-Rare actually produced this
After the success of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, that team left to form Free Radical Entertainment and they went to develop the Timesplitters trilogy, Second Sight, and Haze. After that, the company was acquired by Crytek, rebanded as Crytek UK, and worked on the multiplayer for Crysis 2 and 3, and Warface. After that, Crytek tasked them with make this game, which they completed after Crytek sold Homefront to Deep Silver and the team left Crytek UK to form Dambuster Studios.
c51b06 No.14511909
>>14511898
I'd forgotten all about that
thats even worse than being named after the skyrim protagonist
c76e76 No.14511911
>>14511849
>>14511908
Damn, forgot the image
181e42 No.14511916
>>14511611
>Be a pirate but read the code of conduct first and respect our prefered pronouns
They had gay pirates but not THAT gay.
3d6178 No.14511918
>>14511731
They're not going to waste even more money porting it to other platforms when it fails on their own.
My prediction is when the marketing budget runs out for this game we'll never see a thread about it ever again while those e-celebs will breathe a sigh of relief and pretend the game and their endorsement of it never existed.
43fd5b No.14511973
>>14511909
>Dovahkiin is 7 years old by now
>Probably getting bullied on a daily basis for his retarded name
8cae98 No.14511979
>>14511849
>A sheboon works at Rare
All I needed to know.
72581b No.14511983
>>14511979
Well, it is a British company.
:^)
9d0ce9 No.14512007
>>14511265
>he has W10 normalfag edition installed with all the M$ appstore shite instead of LTSB enterprise version
6ac8d8 No.14512010
>>14511973
>thats even worse than being named after the skyrim protagonist
>>14511909
Valentines dragon?
c73dee No.14512257
>>14511259
>the meme of bad pubblicity is publicity
Stfu microshill. We see right through your bs and we will keep shitting on you.
a38848 No.14512721
>>14511611
Oh this is gonna be a fun fire to watch.
cfdb66 No.14512756
Friend who played this told me it had no content whatsoever. It's also a windows 10 app store exclusive. Whoever is behind Microsoft video games needs to be fired and beheaded for their incompetence.
0dde26 No.14512793
>>14512756
>no content whatsoever
As in it has no real story/campaign? What does he mean by content? From what I saw, I thought it was just a multiplayer-only experience that you have to play with friends in order to be FUN® aka Twitch bait.
cfdb66 No.14512808
>>14512793
Picture minecraft but you can't build anything.
0dde26 No.14512826
>>14512808
>Picture minecraft
Mods will fix it.
9b4764 No.14512829
>>14512756
>windows 10 app store exclusive
dead on arrival
efa128 No.14512837
>>14511114
Jesus fucking christ anon, not everything it a flop.
cc11cc No.14512851
>>14512826
>Mods fix Minecraft
Kek, they only give you 30min of autism at most
Even the full "epiczz nuclear reactor!" can only entertain you so far.
Game is hollow, mods don't do proper mechanics reworks, so it's like adding sprinkles to a shit.
Still salty about the lost potential of not going DF-lite
076e4c No.14512879
>>14511973
People who don't think enough to understand that it is a bad idea to name your child after flavor of the week things are an abomination. Let's just get a pick axe and SMASH it through their fucking brains. These people are on a whole new level of retardation and are perpetuating the downfall of civilization.
0db22e No.14513137
>>14511611
Community managers dictating and policing player conduct always works. Always.
a5a311 No.14513141
>>14512756
>their incompetence.
What do you mean? They're doing a pretty bang up job liquidating Rare.
28df14 No.14513168
>>14511611
I don't think enough soyboys or chilren care about this for such a pc environment to sell.
25ad1d No.14513474
>>14511849
A bunch of hideous talking meats.
They smile, while reality beats them down every second. It is hilarious to see this.
As for the tweets, post them. It is always good to redpill people about the leftists in the western companies that are responsible for games sucking.
>>14511911
So, Classic Rare was always made up of communists.
I hope that they are killed in their homes as soon as possible.
>>14512879
This.
Killing leftist and most women is the right thing to do.
Those women that are still conservative, keep them. Bt beat them from time to time, and abandon them as soon as they age.
c76e76 No.14513491
>>14513474
>So, Classic Rare was always made up of communists.
>I hope that they are killed in their homes as soon as possible.
You do know that the Homefront series is about North Korea invading the U.S. and the protagonists fighting the Norks off while living under their rule, right?
83976b No.14513503
>>14511114
I fucking hate this guy's imitation editing style.
>muh lo-fi and vcr filters will make my content distinctive
83976b No.14513506
>>14511300
Hell yeah posting AvE, good shit.
e63df3 No.14513507
>>14513474
>abandon them as soon as they age.
You mean act like a nigger and care only about yourself?
83976b No.14513525
>>14513518
Soycucks care exclusively about themselves. They faux empathy as a way of garnering social status.
4fcbbb No.14513529
>>14511114
Never even heard of it.
5cc910 No.14513532
a cartoony FPS with nothing to do exclusive to a console that nobody owns flooped
in other news water is wet
32f232 No.14513533
>>14513518
>>14513525
Soycuck should be wordfiltered and you cucks banned.
a5a311 No.14513540
>>14513532
Splatoon did pretty well from what I've heard.
a5a311 No.14513562
>>14513548
>that hand
Didn't know Tyler Perry was in this game.
6062b8 No.14513567
Is it worth buying? I keep constantly hearing there's no content.
83976b No.14513579
>>14513533
>YOU SHUD BE BAMED FUR SAUING WURDS I DUNT LIKE
Ironic acting as if the concept of soycuck belongs to cuckchan when you're the acting like a cuckchanner
15abdc No.14513584
>>14511731
If you're going to cap a post (especially if you're a self-capping faggot), at least make sure the spoilered text is visible.
>>14511973
I'd hope he at least has taken to wanting to be called "Keen" as a nickname, or something.
653da9 No.14513594
I've been watching a stream for an hour now, and it looks comfy
2be7b3 No.14513642
>>14511849
>Letting themselves be used for PR like worthless sheeps.
That's why I can't respect thos Womyn in Anything groups.
5cc910 No.14513733
>>14513642
i dare you to find a single woman who wouldn't pounce at the slightes chance to signal boost their own vanity
bff7f0 No.14513772
>>14511849
It's hard to tell, but to my count there are three men in the picture.
1f0965 No.14513821
>>14511562
Nintendo crucified them.
>>14513507
The only person that cares about a given person is themselves.
ede626 No.14513921
>>14511738
I was hyped for it. I was excited. It looked like exactly what I've wanted for a while, a comfy game with lots of freeroam on the open seas, and plenty of exploration and adventure.
Then I saw it was Windows 10 exclusive.
2eac8f No.14513955
>>14513821
>Nintendo crucified them.
They tried to salvage them and failed it's not Nintendo's fault.
5835fe No.14514224
>>14513584
>skyrim is grown up commander keen
deepest lore
25ad1d No.14514491
>>14513491
Yeah, and they have gone the extra mile to portrait communism as "not a bad thing", while blaming everything on "crazy leaders".
>>14513507
Yes.
Why the hell would you care for a parasite such as a woman?
Know why non-shitskins get the worst of leftist laws? Because most are retarded enough to care about those that are nothing more than parasites.
All women are just objects to please Men and be abandoned as soon as they age.
>>14513518
This.
>>14513533
Stay mad, soyboy.
You will still get beaten on the streets whenever you try to as much as talk.
>>14513642
If you respect women at all, you are misguided.
>>14513955
For me, it is becoming clear as time goes on, that Nintendo saw Rare as the communist soyboys that they are, and booted them out before they could infest Nintend itself.
3910c8 No.14514568
>>14511849
>>14511898
Full picture, and doggo looks VERY resentful of these degenerates.
2ad424 No.14514576
>>14513955
>They tried to salvage them and failed it's not Nintendo's fault.
Stop transplanting human features onto soulless corporations.
49c9e1 No.14514578
>>14514568
Do you think they force a vegetarian/vegan diet on poor doggo?
3910c8 No.14514630
>>14514578
Don't fuck me up harder than I already am, man. Some "curious" employee probably sucks it off every once in a while.
f9e2a2 No.14514670
>>14513642
Did you photoshop a Goosebump's screencap?
326f31 No.14514712
>>14511611
That fits, pirates were renowned for their polite manner and concern for others’ feelings
114021 No.14515424
>>14515401
>he bought metal gear survive
>he plays it religiously
>he probably bought every single early access survival crafting garbage on steam
e8b636 No.14515434
>>14515424
this is my first survival game anon
cc11cc No.14515442
>>14515434
>it's my first [genre] game
>b-but it's good
Judgement coming from someone without experience is worthless
e8b636 No.14515464
>>14515442
>Judgement coming from someone without experience is worthless
>Judgement coming from someone without experience
>experience
Really anon, do you listen to yongyea?
<muh accomplishment and worth
476561 No.14515478
>>14515424
it's actually not terrible. it's not great but it's certainly not the garbage fire every ebin eceleb is making it out to be. then again i got it for thirty bucks so i wasn't really expecting much
489ce9 No.14515512
I played the betas and I'm using the 14 day trial of Game Pass to play the full game without paying. I doubt I'll purchase the game after the 2 weeks, but it is pretty fun. Sailing with friends and doing the fetch quests are fun. I enjoy fighting other players and skeleton forts the most since they're more dynamic. I wouldn't say it is DoA, but it will definitely need good content patches to have a steady playerbase. The water and physics are fucking great though.
1389f3 No.14515520
>Friends try to force me to buy it
>"Dude play with us this shit is comfy"
>I don't have windows 10 and I do not want to upgrade
>"Whatever man"
>They stop talking to me once I note that the game seems very lackluster and empty and state that their hype will only lead to disappointment
>Game releases
>They come back and say "We're in need of one more person to play dude, you can play it for free! simply upgrade to windows 10"
>I say no and tell them to fuck themselves for such an outrageous request
>Remove them
I regret nothing
cc11cc No.14515541
>>14515464
You can't tell me the cupcakes from store A are the best in the world if you have only tasted those ones.
By adding store's B, C, D, etc. cupcakes to your sample, the quality of your judgement improves because you can compare more complex aspects that you wouldn't have known by just restricting yourself to store's A cupcakes.
On a simpler explanation:
"If you have been famished for days, even a shit will taste like fine cuisine for you"
So yeah, your input is worthless.
0cfd80 No.14515560
>>14515520
that's kinda autistic, hope you wont regret losing friends over vidya
f4558e No.14515564
>>14512257
>Implying it's a meme
06320b No.14515578
>>14515564
>it's fucking real
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/06/e3-update-on-dantes-inferno-protest.html
Then again, coming from the "your mother will hate this game" publishers, this isn't unexpected.
Sea of Thieves seemed like it had an interesting take on the MMO idea, considering you had several ways to progress, some by just exploring, or PvE or PvP and you could focus on a single one of these. Apparently sailing out would be akin to launching a server and starting a round of either Co-Op PvE or some PvP instead, depending on the matchmaking and your preferences.
It's an interesting idea but the ships seem way too small and with only a crew of 4 players instead of several more NPC to back you up as extra crew, this doesn't seem to go anywhere, especially if the content itself is so sparse as is being said.
47a021 No.14515595
>>14515560
Those sort of retards aren't worth keeping around. Like attracts like, only more of the same will enter the mix over time.
e8b636 No.14515610
>>14515541
>yongyea's garbage thinking
anon just stop, by that logic you should stop buying luxurious items like games and just get life essentials instead also cupcakes are for faggots who likes my little pony so your point is still shit.
and you have nothing to say about the game, only an impression which make it manipulative at best
f4558e No.14515622
>>14515610
>by that logic you should stop buying luxurious items like games
How his analogy could fly so far over your head honestly astounds me.
f9e2a2 No.14515628
>>14515520
>Remove them
On what protocol? If you say (((Steam))) you're just as bad as they are you mustard race tier faggot.
114021 No.14515637
>>14515478
>it's actually not terrible
yeah nah fuck off
1389f3 No.14515687
>>14515628
You're right, I should use ((( Origin ))) and ((( Uplay ))) instead, maybe even ((( GoG ))) perhaps then I'll finally stop being a faggot
6c08c8 No.14515689
An W10 exclusive, For what purpose?
ea4720 No.14515704
>>14511707
Actually, that the opposite of how it works. Having a minimum awareness of the possibility of inorganic conversation is a good defense against wasting time.
e8b636 No.14515710
>>14515622
his analogy is full of holes anon and if you fell for it then you too should not buy game and hell you should not play game at all >>14515637 and this fucker is a shill if I ever see one fuck! you behaviours are the reason that kojima got his name on the video game market! fuck you! enjoy that death straining garbage you cum-guzzle anal-inhalation deadbeat retards!
e8b636 No.14515725
>>14515719
nice meme faggot
f4558e No.14515727
>>14515710
What in the fuck
e8b636 No.14515738
>>14515727
Have you ever seen an anon angry before
e8b636 No.14515910
>>14515401
I just post this screen cap from /sudo/, This is what I feel right now.
25ad1d No.14516090
>>4515541
That spacing exposes you as a redditor.
Your opinions confirm it.
You are a piece of shit and your opinions too.
>>14515719
>>14515727
Why are you surprised?
The fraud is a deranged subhuman that worships Pedowood.
a5a311 No.14516103
>>14515710
If we don't hear anything about the oil spill baby "game" this E3 then safe to say it's either been canceled or it was never actually being made in the first place.
cc11cc No.14516117
>>14515710
Oh okay, you're just mentally impaired
Seek psychiatric help
7dd1e6 No.14516122
Who could have forseen that this game would crash and burn? Apparently not the nu-/v/ niggers or this thread wouldn't be as long as it is.
It was clear that this game was nothing but failed Twitch bait from the very first video they showed. If you thought otherwise you ought to FUCKING LEAVE AND SPREAD YOUR CANCEROUS OPINIONS ELSEWHERE.
57d53c No.14516156
>>14515424
Better than Killing Floor 2 in terms of co-op wave survival.
Single player has more to do than The Forest.
>>14515637
Thank you for telling me what to feel, perturbed pedro!
>>14515710
Did you have a stroke?
57d53c No.14516173
>>14515687
You're already a faggot for having niggercattle friends who try to coerce you into playing GAME OF THE MONTH
1389f3 No.14516189
>>14516173
I don't think this game is decent enough to be called game of the month, game of the week maybe.
72581b No.14516198
>>14516173
It's pretty much impossible to have friends with any interest in vidya that don't do that type of shit, and it's hard to make friends with someone who you don't share common interests with. hencewhy I don't have friends, and am happier that way.
4e0a5f No.14516214
>year of our merciful Lord 2018
>the multi billion gaming industry of today is still incapable of making a game to rival Pirates!
Gas chambers are too quick a death for them.
a5a311 No.14516238
>>14516214
Development studios don't exist to make games anymore. They're manchildren daycares and animation asset farms for Hollywood.
e8b636 No.14516457
>>14516117
just stop posting anytime anon..
2bf90e No.14516499
>>14511898
Less than a day old and the baby already looks cynical and angry. That's amazing.
960d5a No.14516513
>>14511695
>paranoid
Seriously, you extreme cuck?
b75e24 No.14516514
It's an ok game, nothing revolutionary, it's just ok
fc1b2f No.14516535
>>14512007
>He hasn't learned how to disable all the spyware in cprompt
>He hasn't learned to remove their registry
>He is this basic tier
>He probably plays on console and says he plays on PC to look cool.
>Probably has Windows 10 but never took these measures
b8334d No.14516546
>>14511300
I like that guy.
He says "situation" the same way people from Belfast do.
SIT-CHE-ASHUN
ac4d4a No.14516553
>>14516513
He's probably a paid shill, M$ has them everywhere.
207de6 No.14516618
>>14511687
Damage liability denial for a case of doxxing.
b8334d No.14516650
>>14516618
>doxxing
Dox is short for docs, as in documents. You only need one x, not two.
8559a6 No.14516668
>>14516535
Got a list of all the shit
94c8d0 No.14516678
>>14516650
Doxxing is internet lingo for making a person's or company's private info public, doesn't matter if it's a single, multiple or no techincal documents at all.
d46a81 No.14516689
>>14516678
actually he's completely right, the origin of the term came from 90's hacker culture and it does indeed stand for documents
the two x's are redundant
fc63eb No.14516691
>>14516678
No, doxing is what you described. Doxxing is a misspelling by retards and newfags. Like you.
8042dc No.14516710
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
oh cool, hooktube has thumbnails now? I'm just gonna test with a random embed.
9fcc1a No.14517830
>>14516668
Use google you dumb nigger
e4113a No.14518014
The game is trash, I bought it.it's 60 dollars, and JESUS CHRIST i've played Early access titles with more content
5a3574 No.14518031
>>14518014
>I bought it.it's 60 dollars
Why would you do that instead of waiting for a crack?
e4113a No.14518037
>>14511611
>>14518031
LOOK IT CAME WITH COLLECTIBLE COINS, AND I'M A SUCKER FOR COLLECTIBLE COINS
8640a5 No.14518043
>>14511611
>PC design
top fucking kek
8640a5 No.14518055
>>14515560
Friends are a crutch for the weak.
fc63eb No.14518078
f60f59 No.14518554
>>14511973
>>Dovahkiin is 7 years old by now
>>Probably getting bullied on a daily basis for his retarded name
In a few more years, he'll be shitposting on imageboards like the rest of you underage faggots.
Should we make him one of us? Take pity on him? Give him a shoulder to cry on when everybody bullies him - then whisper sweet corruptions in his ear, and try to get him to kill his parents and mail their heads to Todd Howard?
a5a311 No.14518577
>>14518554
He's probably already being groomed by Altman as we speak.
268949 No.14518632
>>14515564
That was during the time of West Baptist Church protesting fag soldiers deaths, saying burn in hell faggot.
Which meant the average person saw religious nuts protesting something, that thing = good, its actually pretty smart.
Shitting on a game with objective fact isn't good publicity or publicity at all. You not using your brain to much but instead using anecdotes to think for you.
076e4c No.14518680
>>14515910
I think Mark is a decent mod.
7d74fb No.14518743
>>14516214
If anything this game reminds me of pirates of the Caribbean online.
fc1b2f No.14519072
>>14516668
You're pretty much going to have to remove all the preinstalled software and you have a lot to disable in command prompt and completely disable Microsoft Edge after getting your preferred browser I recommend Brave
As for the lists for registry removal and cprompt disabling there's plenty out there
476561 No.14519111
>>14515910
if you're too retarded to figure out how to delete your own posts you deserve to be bullied for them
9fcc1a No.14519152
>>14518014
Why didn't you just use the 10$ game pass bullshit to try something so risky. At least if it turned out to be shit you could play ReCore and other shit on there for a month or 14 days for the trial.
8eb93e No.14519286
>>14511611
>our game is buggy and doesn't work well haha but look, everyone on twitch is playing it!!!!!!
f60f59 No.14520740
>>14519286
It worked for PUBG.
4aa90b No.14520793
>>14519152
> At least if it turned out to be shit you could play ReCore
The subscription would end before the game finished fucking loading.
9fcc1a No.14520989
>>14520793
14 days is a decent amount of time
32f232 No.14521037
>>14519286
They're actually proud of having their game played on a chinese controlled shilling platform.
32f232 No.14521043
>>14513579
Wordfilters used sparingly are a fine tool.
f807ed No.14521089
I have win10 and I don't give a shit, its fine. I was looking into buying this today because I saw it being shilled on twitch and I have more money than sense. Then after doing some clicking around I realized it was exclusive to the microsoft app store. That is one of the first things I purged from my OS. What the fuck kind of shitbird developer would be okay with having their game sold next to the racks upon racks of shovelware and phone games?
114021 No.14521101
>>14521089
>I have win10
>I saw it being shilled on twitch
>I have more money than sense
Why did you type 3 lines just repeating yourself?
f807ed No.14521111
>>14521101
because i may be a retard but i'm not a poor retard. the distinction is what keeps me from ending it all
25ad1d No.14521175
>>14516238
This.
The western "industry" is just a experimental lab and propaganda factory.
The sooner people stop giving money at all to it, the sooner things will improve.
>>14520004
Everything pushed by the entertainment cartel as being "the future" is shit.
>>14520740
It won't work for Sea of Thieves.
>>14521111
You having money does not change anything.
Your life is still as shitty as that of a poorfag.
Your money just delays your inevitable breakdown.
f36036 No.14521229
>>14511300
What a fucking moral dude. I love it.
f36036 No.14521239
>>14511114
That video was just 100% shilling, why even link that?
6ac8d8 No.14521264
>>14520004
>hmmmmmmmmm
Is it wrong that I want epic games to copy sea of thieves just to see Microsoft get BTFO again?
326f31 No.14521443
>>14516678
>Doxxing
it's spelled doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing, dumbshit.
c76e76 No.14521961
>>14521429
Why hasn't someone reported this fag yet?
f0059a No.14521968
>streamer bait game
>you only grab treasure chests and you can't even open to get some shekels
>that is the only type of mission
>you can meet other players that will kill you on sight
gee i wonder why this game will flop in 1 month
3fb876 No.14521997
>>14521968
the only bait here is your post m8
4370ad No.14522025
>>14511259
That worked out great for Lawbreakers.
5e9abe No.14522264
>A pirate game
>You can't rape anyone
>The only time you can 'kill' a player is during ship battles
>Can't go to towns and loot
>Can't make people walk the plank to boot someone from the game
>Trade companies want to work WITH the pirates instead of being scared of them ransacking their ships
>No Navy hunting you down on the high seas
Sounds pretty boring to me
f32248 No.14522352
>>14511265
>not having both
>>14511611
Hahaha OH BOY when will soyboys learn, what the fuck is the point of being a outlaw if you can't banter?
>>14511849
>all those fake glasses
when will this trend die? I have prescription glasses but I rarely wear them, they don't look very good on a lot of people especially ROUNDED onesunless they are UV blocking or sunglasses
>>14512756
Absolutely nobody, not even normalfags, uses the windows 10 store, its DOA. Hell I don't even like using alot of distros' software centers
>>14515401
>I love eating shit
>>14516156
No, no its not at all. KF2 is decent for what is it but pales compared to KF1
>>14516535
Still doesn't fully protect you, stay delusionalalthough if you are using it helps eliminate a good chunk of it and helps boost performance a bit
>>14516668
ShutupWindows10
Win10Privacy
http://www.blackviper.com/service-configurations/black-vipers-windows-10-service-configurations/
This might not be quite up-to-date but it gets the majority of it
https://github.com/crazy-max/WindowsSpyBlocker/releases
This will help to
f32248 No.14522361
Also, I implore any anon on here to try and at least dual boot if you don't wanna completely leave Windows. Its only going to get worse and you should care about your privacy. Having separate ssd hard drives really helps and makes switching OSs happen in less than 20 seconds
e8b22f No.14522364
>>14522352
>KF2 is decent for what it is
It's actually a fantastically bad game and you're retarded for thinking anything else.
94f6d9 No.14522374
I have just one question, if any anon can answer this:
What happens when you die?
I'm kinda worried that nothing happens when you die, turning everything in the game into meaningless shit.
Why the fuck does everyone seems to be allergic for actions to have consequences these days? Oh, right, it's the social media retardation.
c67889 No.14522388
>>14511611
>Be a pirate, don't be a dick.
Okay, I won't rob, assimilate, rape, and otherwise plunder.
I guess I'm just a fucking tourist.
>>14512721
good taste
f32248 No.14522391
>>14522364
I said its decent, I would be lying if I said I haven't had fun on it but it didn't last NEARLY as long as KF1 did. Here is a quick full opinion.
>graphics are great
>animations are smooth and satsfying
<yet the guns sounds where hit or miss, the ones that hit still weren't as satisfying as the first games
<balance was over the place (at least at the time)
>the new classes where nice (barley played them before dropping though)
<level design was arguably worse
>zeds having different abilities and effects at higher difficulty was a nice welcome
<some that where advertised or shown never made it into the game (crawlers hopping all over the place, unless they changed that)
<Zeds respawn if you move far enough away(I think this was changed, not sure)
>New bosses, least the Doctor was nice(don't know anything about the queen or whatever)
<they butchered the charm and design of the original boss
<in fact the butchered the original charm of the game
<lootboxes with cosmetics, enough said
<stupid leftist propaganda
<devs adding things or changing things that nobody asked for (see PVP)
<devs ignoring the community for the longest time
Sorry I don't have the same exact opinion as you anon
8b64e4 No.14522411
>>14522391
you forgot how the zeds swarm you more efficiently
online kf1 was shit because you always had that one berzerker running off on his own doing laps around the map.
f32248 No.14522418
>>14522411
Oh yeah forgot about that, thanks.
f0059a No.14522419
File: 3cc708448d8085d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.66 MB, 1076x1105, 1076:1105, 3cc708448d8085dea5944631c1….png)
>>14522357
nice argument you got there shlomo, i see you had to switch ip in order to try and persuade me but you won't say why my argument is bad, you are just gonna call me a goon reddittor cuckchanner because telling me why i'm wrong is just too hard
94f6d9 No.14522430
>>14522394
My fucking sides! Every ship has a built-in minecraft-style griefing brig.
What kind of future hyper drug are they smoking at Rare?
e8b22f No.14522444
>>14522391
I said you're retarded for saying it isn't shit. The (((new))) classes are just shittier versions of the existing ones. When half of your positives about the game consist of it being on a new engine so it looks better, you should probably reevaluate why you play games.
>>14522411
Spawning enemies directly in your line of sight and making tiny ass levels isn't Zeds "swarming you more efficiently".
075618 No.14522497
>>14522430
You can also apparently take a page out of Warband: Napoleonic War's book and form a band of asshole musicians too
1dc5b4 No.14522555
>>14522264
Even Sid Meier had a more historically accurate portrayal of the pirate life than this. Hell, fucking One Piece is more in line with actual pirates than this trash game.
1dc5b4 No.14522563
>>14522419
Thanks asshole, my motherboard just disintegrated.
8b64e4 No.14522608
>>14522444
smaller levels is probably a good thing because of what i just said. Spawning shit ahead of you is gay but once again its better then the alternative.
I dont even like kf2 because giving all weapons a tier type pricing removes all soul and choice from your loadouts. And the community is even more cancerous then kf1 was at the end of its lifespan.
94f6d9 No.14522625
>>14522497
Every game should have the option for a friendly harmonica jam session to turn into a knife fight.
>>14522394
>80 minutes in a cell
And people pay to play this? Nevermind installing Win10 for this. Holy shit, GOTY.
>>14522555
This anon is right on the money. This game seems like a disneyland carnival ride tier pirate game. And every other MMO is already goofy lolrandom shitfest, but that doesn't stop them shilling the point that "this game is sooo much more fun and silly than all the other MMOs", which is fucking stupid.
This kind of game absolutely needs faction base building to prevent it from becoming boring.
Also fuck teleporting to a party. Your pirate adventure should start when you leave the bar and start looking for ships and crew mates. It should not start by opening a fucking menu and teleporting to a fucking brig. Holy shit modern gamedesign is horrible.
ceff38 No.14522723
>>14511265
>have multiple hard drives
>could dual boot at any time
>choose not to because W10 and new games are for faggots
dbf8ad No.14522732
>>14522388
Much as I like the theme of that, that Kaguya's legs look like they're melting into her.
c67889 No.14522792
File: 7502bc1e715e8f8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 523.22 KB, 661x1000, 661:1000, 28879491_p2_master1200.jpg)
>>14522732
She's a fluffy girl
daf1da No.14522946
>>14511611
I knew this game was gonna end up a flop. People are already bitching about the major lack of content.
114021 No.14522958
>>14522411
>you forgot how the zeds swarm you more efficiently
Teleporting monsters is considered efficient?
The enemy cap is actually lower than KF1. They swarm you because the maps are smaller and they teleport in front of you whenever you try to outrun the hoard. The entire game feels sloppier compared to KF1 and everything feels like it has been shrunk down.
c2c0a5 No.14522959
Are people in this thread serious?
This game might be the only release Microsoft is going to have this generation that actually makes them money.
They had a beta a few months back with very little content to test out people's opinions on progression and people absolutely loved it and played it as much as possible.
This shit is going to be a huge success
114021 No.14522970
>>14522959
>They had a beta a few months back with very little content to test out people's opinions on progression and people absolutely loved it and played it as much as possible.
yeah and lawbreaker's beta had 100,000 people playing it, look at it now.
Same for metal gear survive.
The people praising it are glorified shills chasing a fad. Nobody is going to touch this after a week.
c2c0a5 No.14522981
>>14522970
>yeah and lawbreaker's beta had 100,000 people playing it, look at it now.
That's just not true, at all.
neither for Metal Gear Survive
This shit is right on track to be a big thing. Unless microsoft fucks up real bad that's what's going to happen.
c2c0a5 No.14522987
>>14522970
>>14522981
And if you mean actual owners, both lawbreakers and survive had 200k total owners while it was completely free and easily downloadable. Sea of thieves had a closed beta and got to 300k
https://www.pcgamesn.com/sea-of-thieves/sea-of-thieves-player-numbers
114021 No.14522992
>>14522981
Peak players doesn't mean total number of players retard
No wonder you think this game will be a big thing as stupid as you are.
2b40ad No.14522995
>>14514670
are you fucking gay? that's the original 'It' tv serial
63c77f No.14522998
>>14521961
Welcome on youtube. If your video gets over 100k views it's automatically immune against take downs.
Yes, true story.
c2c0a5 No.14523034
>>14522992
refer to >>14522987
If you're actually going to tell me that open betas on the biggest online store in the industry is the same as a closed beta on an online store that nobody uses AND the least sold console this generation then you're just an absolute retard.
d5fe54 No.14523037
I just want Rare to make good games again.
58784f No.14523163
>>14522959
>This game might be the only release Microsoft is going to have this generation that actually makes them money
Just like destiny 10 year plan beyond the first game.
114021 No.14523199
>>14523034
I am telling you that betas are fucking meaningless and even if half of the people who played through the beta bought it, its still going to flop.
a5706d No.14523235
>>14516514
thats one wierdly shaped hand on the right. Why is it drawn like that and does it only have one red finger? Fucking wierd, man
0cfd80 No.14523280
>>14522970
>Nobody is going to touch this after a week.
and nobody has to, shit will flip but microshit will still get their shekels from that full 60$ price
5fb1d2 No.14524045
>>14523037
They'd have to leave Microsoft since I can't think of anything good they've done under them.
Checking some streams because I'm not going to play since I don't' have an xbone. Just watching for a few hours and it seems like just long drawnout fetch quests. Taking quest to spawn enemies or items to get to take back to outpost to get rewards. The gold seems only for customization which you can't see since there is no third-person view, unless you dance. Seems pretty barren. Unless it gets better later, this seems like a failure of an overhyped game like No Man's Sky. If you want to play it, better to just take the 14 day free trial than pay money for it. It still doesn't seem worth it because it already seems like a free-to-play mmo game by design.
114021 No.14524068
>>14523280
>microshit will still get their shekels from that full 60$ price
Not enough to make a profit
This is being sold as a service, not as a product.
573bbe No.14524114
>>14524045
>They'd have to leave Microsoft since I can't think of anything good they've done under them.
Do you seriously think that Microsoft is the problem here, and not what modern Rare is and who works there? That getting rid of Microsoft would somehow make these leftist shovelware diversity hires produce great games?
d3c58a No.14524135
b8f037 No.14525509
>>14523037
All the good devs from Rare left over a decade ago.
b5865c No.14525543
>>14511265
>saying these as if they are bad things
Neo-/v/, everyone.
140db7 No.14525555
>>14515520
>steam
>>14515687
>the other choices are worst!
>>>/cuckchan/
969d84 No.14525565
>>14511114
Is this the pirate game no one asked for?
d8a155 No.14525681
>>14514491
>
Yeah, and they have gone the extra mile to portrait communism as "not a bad thing", while blaming everything on "crazy leaders".
Show us where they touched you anon
4d8ac8 No.14525685
>>14521111
>1521250396237.webm
I guess that explains the retardation.
>>14522959
What fucking progression? As far as I can tell, you only gain gold (used exclusively to buy cosmetics) and reputation (unlocks quests and cosmetics to purchase with gold). You never get actual upgrades. It's on the direct opposite end of the pay to win spectrum - to avoid people having advantages over other players, they removed anything that could give them an upper hand.
97248c No.14525753
>>14522394
fucking… what? Is there no way to just quit the fucking game and try a different crew if you get locked up? How did the guy stay in there for an hour and a half? Surely anyone sane would just disconnect and try solo play after like five fucking minutes.
f9e2a2 No.14525816
>>14525555
Ignore the Valve shills at this point I'm thinking Mark needs to add a filter or something to stop them.
>>14522992
>palemoon
For what purpose?
>>14522264
Rape would make it AO rating.
2ad424 No.14526479
>>14525816
>Rape would make it AO rating.
What if you allowed only female on male rape? There generally aren't any complaints about that in games.
0bcc6c No.14526502
Its very bare bones with a lax punishment system. Also no factions like pirates v navy.
b21bad No.14526512
>>14522419
it's a asian guy who eating two donuts
22d263 No.14526515
>>14511300
Watching AvE is a great way to spend the day.
b21bad No.14526537
>>14519111
>retarded
find a better insult, like 'underwear caked with cum" and "black-rimmed bearded tryhard" I mean jésus you act like a juvenile, figures this board is like a daycare full of know-it-alls
Remind me of Metokur's video
36f1eb No.14526570
>>14526537
>has to post an epic youtube man to express himself
>berates others on an anonymous tibetan eyebrow appreciation website
The ironing. Get bullied, cakeboy.
25ad1d No.14526763
>>14523037
"I just want to…"
You can't.
The whole western industry wants to end video games as good products and start selling them as shitty services or marxist propaganda.
Fight all in the industry, boycotting their products and services, making normalfags abandon the industry en masse, ruining their marketing and pointing only the bad aspects of any game, and MAYBE someday things will improve and maybe you will be able to have something that you want.
>>14522959
Stay mad, corporate soyboy.
We will always ruin your sales by spreading how shitty your games are.
baa469 No.14526892
>>14511250
>>14511114
my cousin was super excited about this game for some reason, and hes the homie so i shelled out the 60 bucks for this peice of shit, not only did i have to make an xbox live account to play the game ON MY PC, but even after adding my cousin as a friend we were unable to join each others party. got a refund cuz fuck that, they advertise as fucking multiplayer sandbox fuck around with buddies bullshit and i cant even add my fucking buddy. fuck Rare Semi-fuck Microsoft. at least they refunded my money.
baa469 No.14526914
>>14511973
>implying "dova" isnt the coolest kid at school due to his unwarranted confidence in being the dragonborn.
baa469 No.14526915
>>14512010
"valentine" is a real name at least
95dd94 No.14526920
>>14522394
>To combat griefing we created an integrated griefing system
There are many things I don't understand
3ae7db No.14526934
>>14522394
>have your players promise to be nice pirates to each other and not be evil racists
<proceed to then give players the ability to lock anybody up for no reason.
This is schizophrenic game design.
a5a311 No.14526985
>>14526920
Allow me to translate.
"If you aren't a big name youtube or twitch eceleb we will ban you from playing the game automatically when enough people report you".
1ef8d4 No.14527008
>>14526920
>Don't streamsnipe our jewtuber or twitch streamer and you'll be fine
They're just following the lead of those PUBG faggot devs.
9a2a94 No.14527140
>>14516156
>Better than Killing Floor 2 in terms of co-op wave survival.
What levels of delusion do you have to be on to tell yourself that?
3dc239 No.14527153
>>14527140
>implying KF2 is particularly good
Tripwire and Konami are both equally shitty too.
cbb1a6 No.14527162
>>14518055
It's a shame I don't have any Shadow or Dante images in my folder right now, this post really deserves one.
cbb1a6 No.14527167
>>14526537
>He actually takes advice of any sort from this guy
Anon, Jim is only good for laughing and pointing at others. He is a shitty person besides.
598ad9 No.14527178
>Cleanprincegaming
How did this guy gain a following so quickly?
4a3f4e No.14527183
>>14516710
The thumbnail looks like a giant ass.
4e0a5f No.14527198
>>14522394
>game is only good when you play it with friends
Is this their roundabout way of admitting the game is complete shit? From the E3 footage is saw it looked like a dumpster fire.
d720c6 No.14527221
>>14522394
If I was in charge of a multiplayer game I would track game journalists and put a special icon next to their name so people would know who to bully.
4e0a5f No.14527235
>>14527221
I'd just put them all on the same teams and then livestream as they proceed to showcase their lack of IQ points.
05b1e4 No.14527362
>>14515710
is this johnny neptune 2.0?
97248c No.14527380
>>14527008
>come across a streamer randomly in normal play
>kill his stupid ass because you're the superior player
>get banned for stream sniping
>never even knew the guy was a streamer
You can't tell me this doesn't happen.
090f04 No.14527387
>>14511611
I miss dedicated servers, at least with them this kind of shit wasn't enforced from the top up
d5fe54 No.14527388
>>14511114
>Cleanprincegaming
That dude's an asshole, he steals shit from other people.
a2a6ae No.14527403
>>14527178
normally when you're confused about somethings popularity i found quite often it's because literally kids watch that shit and do what kids do watching it like 40 times in a row
d5fe54 No.14527448
>>14527178
He makes "video essays" which are the new YouTube fad. Basically the shit Xbox Ahoy does but nowhere near as well made, well written or interesting.
1da977 No.14527459
>>14527448
They always use the same type of music, as well. That's that RJD2 style of heavily sampled hip-hop beats made from old songs.
72581b No.14527468
>>14527221
That's a bit too much work.
You could have "safe spaces", where you can select how nice or "mean" you want your playthough to be, and instead of actually segregating people, just mark anyone who tried to play safe space mode for maximum bullying, as you know all the journalists would flock to that shit.
c420d3 No.14527469
>>14527235
>journos blaming each other for being shit at the game, not knowing their teammates are also journos
fund it
d5fe54 No.14527486
>>14527459
That's so fucking true it's not even funny.
Don't forget their nasally coastal accents.
618b91 No.14527526
>>14522394
>To encourage people to stay on task, the studio included the brig system
Holy shit I was expecting some shit like all party members are required to get the ship running but this is diamonds.
dcd850 No.14527528
>>14525555
>the other choices are worst!
Holy shit are you fucking retarded all of them except GoG are bad.
e914e1 No.14527533
>>14526777
>nice digits
>excelent taste
Wonderful.
dbac57 No.14527558
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>>14527167
>he is a shitty person
I'd buy him a beer if i ever met him and then involve him in a bar fight i startedno homo but maybe you're more partial to high brow intellectual behind the scenes movers&shakers
3d6178 No.14527560
>>14526763
>The whole western industry wants to end video games as good products and start selling them as shitty services or marxist propaganda.
Meanwhile in Russia here's how a crowdfunding campaign for a multiplayer pirate game is advertised.
With rape. Lots of it.
Oh and this game is based off of a popular and long running series called Корсары. It has a large modding scene and the one from 2009 is generally considered the best pirate themed game currently available.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Pirates_2:_City_of_Abandoned_Ships
c3b09f No.14527596
game is going to be dead as shit in two weeks after the ((( game pass ))) trial “ends”.
dbac57 No.14527613
>>14527560
>russian multiplayer pirate game
too bad then because it's gonna be filled with russians
Also
>women on ships
That was first on the do not do list of every captain worth his salt,unless they are cargo or somebody is paying a heap of gold for transporting them
4e0a5f No.14527617
>>14527560
>Age of Pirates 2
What was that really big mod for this game called?
a046a7 No.14527620
>>14526537
Been awhile since I heard that one, he was pretty prophetic on where the GamerGate ecelebs ended up, a bunch of pseudo-tumblrinas whoring for money. Sad.
On the subject of Sea of Thieves, the beta was shit. The game is like one of those little shells of a game they put over a tech demo, and the tech demo is the water/weather systems, which are actually phenomenal. The game itself is shit though, so it's worth nothing.
The best comparison I can give is it's like Enviro Bear, remember that shit? That youtuber bait before youtuber bait had a name. That's what it's like to run the ships.
Then the rest of the game is like a 2003 movie tie in or something, just bare fucking bones one button combat with no progression systems or advanced anything to look forward to beyond cosmetics.
111ef9 No.14527621
>>14511300
What a pleasant man to listen to.
4e0a5f No.14527643
>>14527620
I'd love a pirate game with the ship combat from Black Flag, but with more depth, an actual sandbox, functional trading, (vertical) exploration with the AssCreed climbing system and the combat of Origins (or some other simplified Souls variant) and without all the leftist pozz.
All the elements for a good pirate game are there, yet the industry is too incompetent to do it. Just take Pirates! and improve the gameplay for fuck's sake.
3d6178 No.14527652
>>14527613
Yeah I'd go with cargo.
>>14527617
Never played it, found out about it a few years ago when looking for a game similar to the A&E Hornblower series. This thread reminded me of it.
dbac57 No.14527685
>>14527652
she's dressed too well and her skin is too light to be cargo
695a16 No.14527697
72581b No.14527704
>>14527685
Ruskies aren't fond of sheboons.
good.
4e0a5f No.14527726
>>14527704
You'd be hard pressed to find a people that tolerate niggers, let alone like them, outside of the cucked West. The niggers themselves are too stupid to understand that once their hated "oppressors" are gone they're at the mercy of everyone else, and there's not much mercy to go around.
f0059a No.14527890
>>14527558
what's the guys name on the right? was it soygoy of a cuck?
92bb38 No.14527915
>>14511114
It looked like an interesting idea but the presentation was always full of obnoxious e-celeb cunts like it was desperately trying to be Twitch bait.
>>14513503
>>14521239
>>14527388
That guy sounds like he's begging a child to eat their vegetables. What's with that whining "sympathetic" tone? He kinda reminds me of Johnathan McIntosh when he does that "on the verge of crying" expression and voice to make his hyper-emotional soygoy audience believe something he dislikes is the worst thing ever or something he likes is the most important issue ever.
d5fe54 No.14527928
>>14527915
>What's with that whining "sympathetic" tone?
You hear that everywhere along both coasts.
92bb38 No.14527969
>>14527928
It sounds whiny, condescending, patronizing and manipulative If someone spoke to me like that I would probably look at them in disgust like "What the fuck are you doing right now?" and if they kept doing it I'd wanna punch them in the face.
d5fe54 No.14527991
>>14527969
Never move to New York.
You'll either hear accents like his, foreign accents or that funny NU YAWK accent.
77ced4 No.14528347
I keep laughing my ass off over this game, I was constantly told it would kill PlayStation and it'd be the next big Xbox exclusive(which is on PC so not even exclusive) that would wipe the floor with everything else and…yeah.
I never saw the appeal personally, it looks like a fun game to watch other people play on YouTube. That's literally it.
Why would I want to play it myself? Literally all you do is go find chests, drop them off and get money.
Do that 100 times and you can…well you can paint your sail yellow! Isn't that cool!? It's cool because it's only cosmetic so that makes it fun guys, it's not micro-transactions! Yay!
For the record, I have a PS4 and a PC and while I obviously prefer PlayStation, I'd like to feel jealous sometimes. I want to think "Damn, wish I had an Xbox now" one day but I fucking never do.
Why is Microsoft so fucking shit at shilling good exclusive titles?
Quantum Break was "Going to destroy TLOU" and it was average trash at best.
Why does a company with so much money fail so hard at securing good titles and developers?
Anyway yeah, game is shit, nobody will care about it in a month until a "big" update which adds barely anything and then it'll be dead, even if like No Man's Sky they eventually make it halfway decent nobody will give a flying fuck.
I swear nobody in the video game industry knows how to ask people what they want in a game.
3d6178 No.14528490
>>14528347
>Why does a company with so much money fail so hard at securing good titles and developers?
It might have something to do with Microsoft using game development studios as tax shelters worldwide and never giving a shit about the games in the first place.
They didn't buy Minecraft because they wanted Minecraft. They didn't buy Rare because they wanted Rare.
>The process is simple enough. Microsoft and other companies have established subsidiaries in countries, most notably Ireland, with relatively low corporate tax rates. Earnings from overseas operations are parked with the subsidiary and then used to purchase more foreign assets, which also accrue lower tax liabilities than if operated from the U.S.
>Corporate taxes in Ireland are 12.5 percent, compared to a tax of 35 percent that the U.S. collects on foreign profits when repatriated.
>So how big is Microsoft’s hoard. As of June 20, 2014, Microsoft said it had $92.9 billion in “permanently reinvested” earnings from its offshore subsidiaries. If the company were to repatriate all of those profits, it would get hit with a tax bill from the Internal Revenue Service of a whopping $29.6 billion. Instead, Microsoft paid U.S. income tax of $5.5 billion in 2014, according to its annual report.
>“They’ve been letting taxes determine their strategy, and that’s a big mistake.”
>Tax reasons may explain, in part at least, why Microsoft agreed to pay $2.5 billion for Mojang, which earned $128 million in 2013. The company employs only a few dozen workers, and its flagship game features graphics that would be right at home on a 1980s-era Atari console.
http://www.ibtimes.com/minecraft-nokia-skype-how-microsoft-buys-overseas-companies-avoid-us-taxes-1693869
Why would they care if the xbox brand is a disaster or their game studios produce garbage? They shut down practically all of their offshore studios the same financial quarter that corporate tax reform laws were passed.
>I swear nobody in the video game industry knows how to ask people what they want in a game.
They make a lot more money this way, why would they care about what people want in a game if they can buy up properties and exploit them for easy money while on taxes? Making a decent product isn't even part of the equation.
4e0a5f No.14528507
>>14527969
>It sounds whiny, condescending, patronizing and manipulative
So, like a woman. This shouldn't come as a surprise because soyboys are women in all but name.
f67b13 No.14528559
>>14511973
>Dovahkiin is 7 years old by now
9fcc1a No.14528564
I think the biggest issue is why play sea of thieves when you can play Archeage for free.
4e0a5f No.14528579
>>14528490
>“They’ve been letting taxes determine their strategy, and that’s a big mistake.”
I have to agree. Their console division is in shambles, Windows 10 is a trainwreck in slow motion, Office is being run into the ground, they are bleeding talent, they are bleeding developers, the place is becoming Little Mumbai thanks to the currynigger in charge and the only reason they even keep existing is that Windows is still a virtual monopoly.
>Why would they care if the xbox brand is a disaster or their game studios produce garbage?
Because one would imagine they want to make even more money. Sure, they're dodging taxes, but that doesn't explain why they're so fucking incompetent in every other aspect. Their console failed, their phones failed, their music player failed, their tablets failed. How many more failures can they make before it catches up to them?
d5fe54 No.14528588
>>14528507
They don't have vaginas
4e0a5f No.14528599
>>14511973
>it's 2027
>Dovahkiin is still getting bullied mercilessly
>Todd decides to rub salt in the wound and released Skyrim: Reloaded: HD VR Edition: Call of Drago
>Dovahkiin finally snaps and plots his revenge
>a year later the MSM reports the Bethesda headquarters is on fire and a madman is slaughtering employees with abandon
>Dovahkiin finally stands in front of the architect of his suffering
>Todd is a blubbering wreck, having shat and pissed himself and mumbling "It just werks"
>>14528588
They're well on their way to cutting a gaping wound where their penis was so they can pretend they do.
de5de2 No.14528625
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>>14522394
With just a bit more effort, they could have made it into a pretty decent reference to the practice of mugging and kidnapping people coming out of bars and then sticking them in the brig until you're well out to sea - then pressing them into work under the threat of being thrown overboard. Or, the more modern pirate practice of just taking hostages and holding them for ransom.
Of course, that would only work if you had a reliable group of friends who would either pay your ransom or come get you.. and probably best implemented along with a more stable and buildable guild/crew system taking cues from EVE Online's corporations/alliances. (I think… I've never actually played EVE) It'd give crafty players the opportunity to talk their way out, or defect and become a double-agent for a bounty of gold.
At any rate, you'd have to actually lose something to just dissuade people from disconnecting. But as I understand it - you don't gain levels or build anything of substance. You just take a fetch quest and go on a pirate adventure that in the end amounts to fuck-all except maybe some unlocked customization options.
de5de2 No.14528667
>>14528347
>and while I obviously prefer PlayStation, I'd like to feel jealous sometimes
I've honestly been considering just getting a cheap used Xbox One just for backwards compatibility. My old system is getting on in years and it's laser is getting unreliable - not to mention 360's are probably the least durable hardware ever designed. If the state of Xbox emulation on the PC weren't so pathetic, I wouldn't bother - and despite dropping hints, we've heard nothing so far on plans to bring Xbox & 360 BC to the PC. So yeah, not a perfect solution - but it could save some wear and tear.
047f15 No.14528899
>>14528667
I can imagine that if they ever do that then the Xbox platform will just completely dissolve, seems like they're aiming for that. Maybe next generation Xbox will just be a marketplace like Steam.
That or a console-PC hybrid. I'd be interested more then but would get the PlayStation version first since while Sony can be a shitty company in as many or more ways at least I can have faith there'll be fun games…and games I won't get excited for only to see them get canned.
I'd be interested in checking out GoW and Halo but the latest editions sound shit and the future of both series doesn't seem very promising, so I don't see the point in getting invested in any of their long running series honestly. Which is a shame.
The One X just seems like a pointless machine all in all. Power enhances an experience, it rarely makes it.
Paint a shit gold and it's still a shit.
c0ebd7 No.14528914
>>14528625
>the practice of mugging and kidnapping people coming out of bars and then sticking them in the brig until you're well out to sea - then pressing them into work under the threat of being thrown overboard
That's called Shanghaiing, and it would be cool to have a game where you could do it not only to NPCs but to other players. It'd be awful, but I can't think of any game which has ever done something like what you're describing.
047f15 No.14529070
>>14528914
I don't see how it'd work for anything other than roleplay really, otherwise people would just be annoying with it and lock you up all the time and if you got punished for just leaving…well then why the fuck would you play the game.
It sounds great on paper but I don't think there's any way to make a system like that actually fun.
Like yay you have to stand about for 10 minutes not playing the game, neato.
b2f35d No.14529319
>>14522394
A shame it's windows10/xbone exclusive. I can /v/ setting up a merry band of skelly pirates, and locking up people for no reason. The musicians work out perfectly. We could just get the horns, and start dooting the hell out of them.
92f2f9 No.14529333
I don't follow him but a bunch of people i do on twitter were retweeting total biscuit saying 'it has less content than destiny 2' and if thats true then rare is finished.
ef63b5 No.14529357
>>14529333
From what i have heard and seen in videos, all you do in the game is get a treasure chest from an island or another player, bring it back to the home base island and trade it for money. Rinse and repeat. The things you could buy with it seemed to just be different skins for your water bucket and clothes, not sure if they had any stats that made a difference.
The most fun thing of the game seemed to be shooting people across islands with the cannons
92f2f9 No.14529361
>>14529357
Why not just play rainbow six siege? at least you can be tacticool while doing autistic repetition for cosmetics
27bac1 No.14529379
>>14529319
You can only lock your own crew up. It's basically a vote kick, except, instead of just forcing the player to leave, they're locked in a cell where they could potentially die, if the ship starts sinking and floods it.
de5de2 No.14529390
>>14529070
>Like yay you have to stand about for 10 minutes not playing the game, neato.
People seem to think that's a viable strategy for VR…
eab979 No.14529397
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From what I heard so far, isn't this game basically a ripoff of Guns of Icarus Online?
But GoIO at least had a much better setting.
How much I wished SEGA would make an expansion of Skies of Arcadia focused on the Ship Battles…
b2f35d No.14529399
>>14529379
Then we just recruit people, and lock them up. If we get a reputation we just make sure to grab newbies really fast.
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671287 No.14529410
>>14526537
>this reminds me of my favorite e-celeb!
Super retard
5b17a6 No.14529435
>>14511849
>The fucking cuck face
WHY BEANLAND WHYYYYY
a2c293 No.14529600
>>14522394
GRIEFING AS INTENDED
a2c293 No.14529607
>>14528625
>With just a bit more effort, they could have made it into a pretty decent reference to the practice of mugging and kidnapping people coming out of bars and then sticking them in the brig until you're well out to sea - then pressing them into work under the threat of being thrown overboard.
The term is "shanghaied"
25ad1d No.14529757
>>14527560
THAT is how it is done.
Raping women is always a good thing to do and to see in games.
>>14527613
So what? Raping is good.
>>14528347
They know how.
They don't want to.
They want to force Gamers out and force normalfags to accept their shitty games that are the only thing that their incompetent devs can make.
And this >>14528490
Killing corporate suits that care only about profit and cutting costs must indeed become a common practice.
de5de2 No.14529771
>>14528914
>>14529607
Uh, thanks. The term I was thinking of but wouldn't come to mind is "impression", which was one of the stated reason sold to the public for the US invasion of Canada.
2e82ca No.14530153
>>14529757
Being way too obvious there anita.
45d8d1 No.14530526
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holy fuck this looks like trash. No amount of shilling can fix how bland this looks
77c967 No.14531474
>>14511611
This is why I stopped playing online games. Not being able to swear and be dicks to each other just kills all the fun. You are not allowed to act like a man even an online fucking game. Male behaviour is crime both in real life and online now.
0b6b59 No.14532093
>>14530526
>The fight with the legendary Kraken of myth is shooting stationary tentacles that do nothing.
>You don't even see it's head
>You don't get anything for defeating the Kraken
>It doesn't follow the ship if it leaves
>It doesn't swallow pirates whole if they fall into the water
>You're essentially shooting wriggling rocks until it falls over
>This game costs sixty dollars
9ca180 No.14532623
On one hand I am happy it fails, even my normalfag friends say it's total trash and I shouldn't even waste my time checking out youtube videos of it. But on the other hand I like pirates and would love a game like sea of thieves that didn't suck.
c0ebd7 No.14532861
>>14530526
>no hooktube embed
It's crazy The Wind Waker had a more intimidating kraken/squid boss than this.
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2f1f3c No.14534123
>>14514630
its probably a bitch holding that female dog wrong