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Excel RPG Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:37:07 60b3b9 No.14483204

hayyy geiz

you know how zoey quinn developed that powerpoint presentation game depression quest? i was thinking about trying out the same thing, but with microsoft excel.

i made an RPG out of it like 15 years ago where your guys is the cursor and you have to move through a dungeon with the arrow keys fighting monsters. it's cool because it actually has wall detection, so your cursor guy has to navigate properly through corridors as nothing happens when you press in the direction of a wall.

you get cool enemy drops, too, like potions and weapons.

thinking i could get about $1.99 out of it. if i can get 50,000 people to buy it, that's almost $100k right there.

what do you think

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:39:37 faf5e8 No.14483210

>>14483204

> oh and make sure you enable macros you guys :^)))))

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:40:04 60b3b9 No.14483212

File: 788f7b5ecfbe702⋯.png (169.6 KB, 1157x614, 1157:614, ClipboardImage.png)

here are the enemy and weapon tables. you can edit them to customize you're game. when you're ready to play, just click Goto Dungeon

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:41:05 0db385 No.14483216

I think normalfaggots will buy it because "it's indie." If it's actually quality, I might throw a buck at it, but probably not two.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:42:15 61aecd No.14483225

OP the way you formatted your post basically ensures this will be a shitposting thread

If you actually care, delete it and try again.

If you don't, have fun with it until the thread gets deleted.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:43:15 814404 No.14483229

This is one of the most autistic things I have ever seen. Sell it on Steam.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:44:45 ed148a No.14483233

people will eat this shit up

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:45:44 4c814d No.14483237

Do it. Better that money is in your pockets rather then going to shit companies.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:52:19 d2801a No.14483259

>>14483204

Send it to youtubers and streamers.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 03:54:46 a63ebc No.14483267

I wanna buy your product RIGHT. NOW!!!

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 04:03:17 7c8576 No.14483300

>>14483204

This isn't even the first time I've seen something like this, but that was a shitty vore game.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 04:11:39 81c34c No.14483328

File: a60b5e3d1e4b723⋯.png (311.26 KB, 560x313, 560:313, excel saga.png)

>>14483204

This is not what i thought when i saw the name.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 20:29:05 9e49a7 No.14486259

>>14483204

Why would I play this when I can just play EVE?

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 20:45:30 d5ece3 No.14486333

needs more 1 pixel noodle arms.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 20:46:07 40460c No.14486338

Sure, sell it.

Tell us more about it

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 20:51:58 50dcb3 No.14486365

File: acb7e7d6ad0c335⋯.png (144.64 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1392956528329.png)

>>14483328

I want to twist Excel's fallopian tubes into a knot If you catch my drift.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:07:13 ef7a8b No.14486432

>>14483328

>now I'm wishing for a game where you could switch off between the two of them

>stealth mechanic where you literally die as purplehair to get taken to low-security first-aid areas

:<

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:14:54 f66fd0 No.14486479

>>14483204

i know this thread is parody

but if you just added simple things like being able to put avatar images and two gimmick maymay things, this shit could work

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:17:28 c1afee No.14486494

File: a5c6d3965ae6c87⋯.jpg (53.85 KB, 700x472, 175:118, a5c6d3965ae6c871a063111412….jpg)

>>14486432

damn that sounds too good, why can't it be real?

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:22:14 6c9caa No.14486523

>>14486479

add these and then post it so we can finally do another fun collaborative actvity

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:23:38 04a44c No.14486533

File: 788bd8da6eefaa5⋯.jpg (34.08 KB, 570x778, 285:389, he's Reich you know.jpg)

>>14483204

>>14483225

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:46:33 485571 No.14486682

File: 68d7e953a16bd70⋯.jpg (31.16 KB, 750x559, 750:559, nog.jpg)

Wouldn't Microsoft try and slap your dick for trying to use their program for personal profit? Or would this be legally no different than a business spreadsheet?

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 21:55:22 50fcf9 No.14486730

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>14483204

Step it up nigger.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 22:10:59 694847 No.14486811

File: f97a4205e2feb24⋯.png (895.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

already exists niggo: https://carywalkin.itch.io/arenaxlsm

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 22:14:15 bbac89 No.14486822

>>14486523

>>14486479

Custom avatars are the best.

Also this:

>>14486811

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 22:22:40 e86d55 No.14486859

>>14486811

Normalfags don't need to know that so OP can fleece them easier.

Anonymous 03/14/18 (Wed) 22:31:19 aec8fe No.14486912

.>14483204

looks bertty le eb..

>notices reddit formaqtting

LE REEEE

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 03:27:43 2c9f89 No.14488252

File: 2210ab670762ba8⋯.jpg (19.45 KB, 480x464, 30:29, I'm Bussy.jpg.jpg)

So i see zelda and some basic Rpgs but, can it run doom?

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 03:40:56 37a20e No.14488293

File: ad61ebfdcf6a954⋯.png (462.59 KB, 1300x635, 260:127, 60902_02_doom-3d-engine-ma….png)

>>14488252

It seems someone is working on it.

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 03:41:47 70e28c No.14488297

File: 9fe55619698f3ad⋯.jpg (48.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, excel.jpg)

Do it OP. Worst case you make a few hundreds.

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 03:44:28 2c9f89 No.14488309

>>14488293

siiiiiick

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 13:18:10 446aeb No.14489821

>>14483204

> Microsoft Excel

Now this is some grade-A autism. You could have used any programming language and had an easier time than abusing a spreadsheet application. And your audience would not be limited to those who use Microsoft's botnet office suite.

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 13:19:53 e737ab No.14489828

>>14483212

>>14483204

Not gonna lie dude

Looks fun

Mechanics make me excited.

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 13:21:54 02a05c No.14489835

why not libreoffice?

Anonymous 03/15/18 (Thu) 13:50:32 2a5424 No.14489942

>>14489821

>>14489835

It should work in LibreOffice too. .xls is supported, .xlsx is less so.