7c0214 No.14483134
So this came out today, I have been keeping my eye on it. Anyone play it?
>What is it
A steal game where you play as a mouse
2d48e5 No.14483144
4a4a8e No.14483155
>Make cute/fun game that would work well on the go
>Put it on the dude bro machine but not the Switch
EVERY GOD DAMMED TIME
I just want to play it on the go. At least I am finally going to be able to play Crash on the bus.
cc637b No.14483156
>>14483134
Why does everything look like clay in that image?
7c0214 No.14483178
>>14483156
Unity. Everything made in Unity looks like Clay
6f64dc No.14483239
It honestly looks good but I can't buy it right now so post a magnet you faggot
d9d1a1 No.14483294
How's combat? Does it have a lot of weapons and armor? Or just handful?
7423a0 No.14483303
>>14483134
Yay more rat games, is it any good?
b1f14b No.14483441
Is this the one where the trailer had you bumbling around cutely in heavy armor while a cat chases you?
ddb81a No.14483459
>>14483239
____________lel__________
7c0214 No.14483467
>>14483455
How come home console shitposters care so much about the Switch but never said anything about the 3DS or DS?
4377b8 No.14483471
>>14483467
It's shills anon.
557784 No.14483476
I tried to try it but the Reloaded release crashes for me. Going by the forums it looks like it might need some post release patching anyway.
bb2b42 No.14483483
>>14483480
Why are there so many fucking pictures of mark?
18ad28 No.14483484
bb2b42 No.14483487
>>14483484
>Wanting to fuck a rat in a frumpy robe
ddb81a No.14483496
>>14483487
I dunno, looks kinda like Mrs. Frisby.
bb2b42 No.14483534
>>14483497
I thought that was burch?
>>14483496
Who the fuck is Mrs. Frisby?
fd074d No.14483567
>>14483484
Go back to the vermintide thread you rat fucker
bb2b42 No.14483575
>>14483567
Offtopic, but I love that the final elf class is a drow.
f95765 No.14483583
>>14483534
I believe he was trying to talk about Mrs. Brisby. MILFest of Mices.
7423a0 No.14483606
>>14483484
Rodents are for hug, not for fug
006e85 No.14483608
>>14483455
>>14483480
>>14483497
Something looks so off about those pictures, I swear there's pictures of him with the shorter haircut where he doesn't really look like that. Maybe he shaved his beard or the lighting is way too bright in all those pictures. Or he got replaced.
7ab7cb No.14483664
File: 6c0f03d263a4c2b⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 4.47 MB, 368x640, 23:40, chinese dehairing rats ali….mp4)
f95765 No.14483684
>>14483664
First… why?
Second, I suddenly feel the Skaven are at least a little justified.
ccbc0e No.14483686
>>14483684
You kidding? Skaven do that shit to each other on a regular basis.
f95765 No.14483687
>>14483686
And that would make them very grumpy now wouldn't it?
62ed93 No.14483688
>>14483608
You're right.
Mark, I know you're reading this, post new pic so we can know you're real.
ccbc0e No.14483697
>>14483687
Christ Anon have you ever actually read their main rule books in Fantasy Battle? Even when they aren't over breeding to the point that they're their own food source they regularly engage in sick cruelty and backstabbing even when it doesn't benefit them. Their origin story is basically rats devouring a town alive from a toll of the Doombell and then they simply appeared. They have no justification for what they do beyond "we need more space", for science, and the minor Chaos God The Horned Rat awes them with fear to do something he wants.
If a Skaven saw the above webm he'd feign anger while secretly sniffing it to see if it smells good so he can steal your recipe later to use on his 86th cousin's children later.
f95765 No.14483716
>>14483697
Listen, there's the part of me that apreciates Warhammer as a dark fantasy universe, and a part of me that wants to see fun new twists thrown into that universe to mess with peoples heads. Chief among this is capturing and exposing some orks in 40k 3rd wave feminism in order to poison them with a splinter group of SJW Orks that scream about 'muh patriarchy' so it must exist. Second is the Empire capturing some Skaven, selectively breeding them and cutting them off from their society to the point they turn albino and become a lab-rat skaven army with an obsession with cleaning with harsh chemicals, bleaches and acid compounds in lieu of disease and filth.
c55898 No.14483735
>>14483716
>He doesn't know about how the Empire sees Skaven
fd074d No.14483737
>>14483303
It's the only redwall game that isn't actually redwall so I'll take it
4a8343 No.14483965
>>14483467
Those were actual portable consoles with reasonable battery life and more titles that work well on the go (and all/almost all were well suited for the hardware without major compromises in performance to keep up with unrealistic graphic expectations).
f5cf04 No.14484087
>it's proven again furfags can't make a good game and in there for degeneracy
9f9074 No.14484109
>>14483303
Last I played it, the AI is fucking atrotious, and once you work that out the game stops being enjoyable.
A stealth game where you just have to keep running down the corridor to evade the chasing enemies is not a good stealth game.
Maybe it got fixed?
70820e No.14484143
Pretty sure that it's just a boring walking sim where you hide in dumpsters every once in a while.
The graphics are pretty good, however like some anons already noticed the textures look like clay.
3df496 No.14484151
7c0214 No.14484604
>>14483965
The 3DS had a horrible library and launch anon yet I don't remember any console wars with it.
e2854d No.14484633
d51597 No.14484634
>>14483467
Because the 3DS and DS are decent consoles.
d51597 No.14484637
>>14484604
Because the Vita was dead so it had no rival.
73254c No.14484670
>>14484087
>Not just cutesy cartoon style animal characters, but specifically fucking redwall mice
>furfags
kill yourself
52d8de No.14484687
>>14484670
>edgy furshit is not furshit
73254c No.14484728
8805a4 No.14484733
>>14483134
But really, though, you should post a magnet link so people can play it without spending money first. I was interested in this game but it's spent a bit in Steam Early Access, so I'm only cautiously optimistic.
c2a0dd No.14484755
>Vermintide thread
>Oh cool
<Ratfuckers
>Ghost of a Tale thread
>Oh cool
<Ratfuckers
6c2d24 No.14484767
Is anyone in this thread actually playing the game? I found the game up on igg but I heard they're minerfaggots now
350671 No.14484776
>>14483155
Microsoft offered to port it for free. They are this desperate for games.
633e51 No.14485078
>>14483534
>Who the fuck is Mrs. Frisby
Dumb youngfags get out.
71e78b No.14485084
018c1a No.14485557
So its like Gothic, but with a mouse?
c24b1c No.14485569
>>14484755
Reminds me of this.
02d623 No.14485592
>>14484755
We must purge the ratfuckers
640d44 No.14485626
>>14485592
You can try try man-thing.
c24b1c No.14485633
>>14485626
Is it ever explained why skaven talk like that? I played vermintide but could never find an explanation.
640d44 No.14485642
>>14485633
Is it ever explained why orks have cockney accents?
c24b1c No.14485648
>>14485642
I don't really think it's cockney,but i guess it depends on what game you hear it in.
I know of the flash gitz so i imagine they'd be pretty cockney.
08e680 No.14485651
>>14485557
No it's liek derk soles butt without combat
73cde5 No.14485657
>>14485642
They were designed after football hooligans.
640d44 No.14485660
>>14485657
Shouldn't they sound like burgers then?
c24b1c No.14485667
>>14485660
Football didn't originate in america though.
640d44 No.14485680
>>14485667
No, football like the kind that Charlie Brown kicks is American.
73cde5 No.14485693
>>14485660
Football, not handegg dum-dum.
2ae7ab No.14485763
>>14483684
Asians think that food is only enjoyable after horrific torture.
0b7ba6 No.14486840
>>14484634
The Switch is an objectively better console than the 3DS if we count the hardware and 1st year library.
73cde5 No.14486851
>>14486840
>worse battery life and less portable is better hardware
5bd672 No.14486878
>>14486851
It's just as portable and the batter life shit is just a meme. I have literally never ran out of power despite being away from home most of the day because 3 to 5 hours is more than enough time to find a fucking microusb.
e871c7 No.14486888
>>14483664
Chinese are fucking monsters holy shit.
9ef94f No.14486899
>>14485651
No thats Dark Maus
ebc71c No.14486915
Speaking of Mouse games, I was dumb enough to buy a PSVR over Christmas (it was $150 after selling GTS). And that just had what appears to be one of it's first actual games released a few weeks ago.
So is Moss any good? I heard it was short, but not much more beyond that. The demo seemed decent, but does the full game hold up?
4b6407 No.14486919
>>14485763
Don't Japs raise Wagyu cows with as little stress as possible and constant care for that sweet buttery marble meat?
3440fc No.14486920
>>14485763
Not all, but the Chinese certainly used to. Their history with animals is pretty fucked up honestly. The Chinese term for animal means "moving thing" not living thing, moving thing. The attitude of "who gives a fuck about animals" is supposedly starting to change as most young people are more westernized and don't support animal cruelty (they'll still eat tiger balls and shark fin if TCM says it's healthy though)
08e680 No.14486948
>>14486899
no that has combat
a020e0 No.14486957
>>14483608
>Replacing a jew with a replicant of a jew
For what purpose?
9bb119 No.14486965
>>14486948
Look at that Dark Souls of Hotline Miami combat.
a75f8c No.14487026
Furries have ruined anthropomorphic animals.
a75f8c No.14487034
>>14483487
He could ask Mark to put on a robe.
3ed777 No.14487056
>>14483483
Because he's an attention whore
6f64dc No.14487101
I've played for around two hours or so and it's pretty fun. The main character is adorable as fuck and the game it's really nice looking.
The camera can be a little shit sometimes though.
13abf2 No.14487119
>>14483134
I backed this a few years back. Even got a t-shirt. Forgot about it since, though.
I'll have to check my email and get my download key for it this
264d2c No.14487169
>>14486919
Yep. Japs aren't like anything on the mainland of Asia or those in the SE isles.
471ddb No.14487173
>>14483467
Those were good systems with good games rather than gimmick machines.
7fd69f No.14487189
>>14483716
>mixing current trends with established lore
You clearly are not from here
7f4062 No.14487862
How is it fun without the combat?
What are you even doing in this game?
7f4062 No.14487876
>>14487872
Yes how? Is it just another walking sim?
1f7d5d No.14488117
>>14483497
I feel like he could look good, but there is just so much unappealing shit going on with that face, holy shit I want to punch it.
clean you fucking glasses, gross
>>14483583
Funfact, it was supposed to be Brisby in the movie, but they hit a snag with legal issues after the recordings, so they had to go back and change all of the Br, to Fr. According to an old teacher anyway.
>>14483664
Its a china man, every fucking time. Are they even human?
e9fa50 No.14489512
Here's a turrent you ratfuckers.
916e3f37f65d95fca75eb9e022d4a25586f7f990
8805a4 No.14492596
>>14489512
>turrent
Will this install rat porn on my computer?
9756f1 No.14492716
>>14486878
The Switch doesn't use micro USB though. It looks like some kind of propriatery iphone jack.
8b5483 No.14493026
>>14492716
it has a usb-c doesn't it?
5ffb9b No.14493072
>>14492716
>usb-c
>iphone jack
wew
c67332 No.14493155
>>14489512
>>14492596
It has the same irrelevant bullshit as any other scene release, but no rat porn.
89ff8b No.14493200
c67332 No.14493492
>>14483134
If it was made in Unity it looks pretty good for Unity, but I was hoping to see areas where you are tiny and interacting with large man-made things. That's part of the charm of any media with mice as characters. Wasted potential in that regard.
3ab22c No.14493526
>>14493492
>areas where you are tiny and interacting with large man-made things
Are there any other games like this?
8805a4 No.14495005
5e652f No.14495434
The game is bugged to fuck, I can't see how they can claim that its out of early access with a straight face. It's been in development for 5 years I think and it needs another fucking 5. The game has been out for 3 days and its had 5 patches to fix really obvious bugs that should of been fixed long ago. Examples; Map not showing correct location, main quest items not appearing, wrong quest items given stopping you from continuing.
I have already had two game/story breaking bugs occur where main characters won't talk to you even if you have the quest items. The worst thing as well is that it autosaves after you speak to this character so if your last quicksave (which you can only do while hiding) was far back you are shit outta luck.
I'd hold off on this game for at least a month till they get their shit together, I reckon they just brought it out of early access because people lost intrest.
7c0214 No.14496078
>>14492716
>Being this retarded
750383 No.14496079
>>14495434
I had the same issue with Yonder where it was bugged, I couldn't get a quest to happen and had to just quit playing. What is it with fucking Unity games? Even when they look promising they are usually unpolished and have some game-breaking problems.
Whereas with Huey 4 the problems are generally related to optimization and shitty framerates.
7c0214 No.14496088
>>14487173
>3DS
>Not a gimmick machine
Nigger.
1ea293 No.14496533
>>14496079
>Whereas with Huey 4 the problems are generally related to optimization and shitty framerates.
You forgot the part with Cliffy Cuck selling off Unity to Tencent chinks.
1ea293 No.14496538
>>14496533
Fuck, I mean Huey 4, not Pre-assets Kikestarter emulator.
bc2fae No.14498609
>>14496538
cliff didn't own epic
750383 No.14500848
>>14496533
>>14496538
>>14498609
>Tencent
Did Huey 4 get a better licensing agreement or become cheaper afterwards? I see it being used more now, but that may just be the natural rate of adoption.
750383 No.14500854
>>14496088
The 3D gimmick obviously didn't have much appeal since they removed it and it still sold like hotcakes.
1ea293 No.14502299
>>14500848
It's because both Unity and CryEngine are both complete fucking garbage and nobody gives a shit about "megatextures".
5e248b No.14503090
I just appreciate that one dood can make a game in unity engine that looks better than any AAA title.
edf317 No.14510083
>>14503090
>I just appreciate that one dood can make a game in unity engine that looks better than any AAA title.
Unity's a great engine for incompetent devs though.
911d5e No.14510222
>MC is male
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
Oh, the fem mouse porn that will never be…
b59055 No.14510254
>>14483484
>>14510222
Enjoy your black plague, rat fuckers.
3ba0d6 No.14510265
>>14510254
You get the plague from fleas, the rats dindu nuffin. And rats and mice are different anyway.
c9c501 No.14510283
>>14510083
>Tool makes a job easier
>The caliber of person needed to do that job lowers.
Shocking. People blaming an engine for shit games just because they've seen low effort trash made in it is retarded. If a game is shit, it's because the dev is shit. Making a tool that will make a competent dev's work easier will always open the door to less competent devs, by definition. It's a trade-off worth making. The fact that there's so much low quality garbage made in Unity just means that Unity does its job sufficiently well. There are much better reasons to dislike Unity.
8a8c77 No.14510290
>>14500848
>Did Huey 4 get a better licensing agreement or become cheaper afterwards
Yeah it has laxer licensing agreement now.