>be sailor moon fan
>decide to play some sailor moon games
>why not gameboy?
>two games on gameboy
>first is a sidescrolling RPG/beatemup
>it sucks balls, lasts half an hour
>had a laugh because the difficulty modes are separated into BOYS or GIRLS
>The second is a sequel, physically very rare, a multi-hour RPG with amazing jazzy music, 5 playable characters, tons of dialogue, and decent action sections. (also same difficulty system)
>no complete English translation exists
The world is cruel, anons.