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787cab No.14468620
Remember when Movies had videogame tie-ins?
Well now it's the opposite.
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936576 No.14468630
e18c93 No.14468638
>now
You must be 18+ years old to post here.
bdb66a No.14468659
>now
Way to fuck your thread up OP.
>>14468630
>threading your own post
5e023d No.14468660
>>14468620
But at least it's not sexualized so soyboys can virtue signal what staunch allies of feminism they are. I don't even know how "male" feminists even go through their lives without killing themselves.
71de46 No.14468663
>>14468660
Cause most of them are actually soyboy betas who want to fuck, but don't know how to without pretending to be allies. So they prey on women in the guise of friendship.
e300a7 No.14468785
>>14468620
Friendly reminder that this is the new Lara Croft.
f5a590 No.14468791
>>14468785
The sexiest woman that a cabal of gay Jewish pedophile rapists could find.
0d92c1 No.14468807
926270 No.14468808
>>14468785
absolutely androginous
19aaa2 No.14468811
>>14468785
Ah, the dream of every (((Pedowood))) executive, a flat as a board actress who looks like a little boy.
1e7fc2 No.14468821
>>14468785
Is this really a woman?
9c9a75 No.14468828
>>14468785
My tits are bigger than this
0b831d No.14468830
>>14468821
>no hips
>no chest
>no ass
Depends on how old this creature is. If it is an adult, there's a chance that it isn't. Whatever the case, it doesn't look like a proper woman.
a98901 No.14468837
>>14468663
They're fishing in empty waters at best, piranha-infested waters at worst.
>>14468785
No it's not. Jolie was pretty damn close a fit to the video game character. This gazonga-less stick figure is not.
787cab No.14468849
>>14468632
>>14468652
>>14468656
They were shot for shot remakes of the games?
0b831d No.14468857
>>14468837
>Jolie
I just remembered that Angelina Jolie recently had breast removal surgery, not because she had breast cancer, but because she was afraid that she might get breast cancer in the future (WTF?). She also looks like she's balding in her latest pictures and has a serious manface. Really makes you think.
d83d4b No.14468868
>>14468857
Whats with holowood stars removing their tits?
815fc9 No.14468876
>>14468857
That is a reasonable thing to do if and only if your family has a consistent history of breast cancer. If not, it's stupid and slightly crazy.
45c20a No.14468883
>>14468857
She's looking more and more like Cruella Deville every day. Except instead of kidnapping puppies, she kidnaps nigger babies from Africa.
e300a7 No.14468889
>>14468857
Don't forget that she's bashit crazy. She hates her biological daughter, bullied her, openly saying that she prefers to spend more time with her adoptive children than with her own daughter.
a98901 No.14468913
>>14468889
Yeah 3D is 3D. I was speaking solely of appearance, and they sure weren't the worst game-based movies from what I remember.
4cd997 No.14468930
>>14468620
>>14468620
>direct link to IGN
FUCK OFF SHILL
And the rest of the fags that answered unironically to OP
lurk some moar or back to >>>/cuckhan/ and stay there this time
102957 No.14468933
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Why not get the mocap actor for lara? Wasn't she pretty /fit/ and could pull off the character?
>>14468913
What is the worst vidya movie anyways? I remember MK Armageddon really pissed me off because I enjoyed the first, but this one had terrible everything. Replacing actors with garbage ones, fight choreography was worse and was more or less about idiots jumping in slow motion and the music wasn't remotely as cool.
0b831d No.14468946
>>14468889
>Don't forget that she's bashit crazy.
Maybe she's abusing steroids. That would also explain her manface and why she looks like a skeleton.
Vid related is her plastic surgeon. Polite sage for thread derailment.
6778c4 No.14468951
>Remember when Movies had videogame tie-ins?
I honestly don't. The last one of any importance was King Kong the movie, the game, and it came out like 10 years ago.
You would think that with all the capeshit we'd be getting a resurgence of capeshit games like ps1 spiderman and stuff but even that isn't happening.
>telltale guardians of the galaxy
Dear Lord, why?
6778c4 No.14468958
>>14468857
She's also pulling a Bosnia 2.0 with muh Rohynga muslims now, alongside John McCain.
5e023d No.14468966
>>14468857
Doesn't she also hate her biological daughter and goes out of her way to let everyone know? Woman is fucked in the head, but then again we all knew that years ago considering how often kissed her father and brother on the mouth.
>>14468951
>we'd be getting a resurgence of capeshit games like ps1 spiderman and stuff but even that isn't happening
You''re right, I didn't even realize. Then again, developers seem incapable of making a Spiderman game with proper swinging mechanics and the best Avengers game is a Lego one, so maybe it's for the best.
dd2d7e No.14468968
>>14468883
She's partially responsible for the rape factories in Africa that produce orphans to sell to westerners as fashion accesories.
There are tons of orphans already available but having an orphan that was conceived through rape is considered the highest grade you can get which increases demand for them.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569961/Angelina-Jolies-adopted-baby-result-of-rape.html
At this point she makes Cruella Deville look like an amateur.
Also more on topic here's the new Lara, can't spoiler because this site doesn't work without javascript so it's not my fault.
7f5a44 No.14468976
>>14468946
the fuck is this
951053 No.14468990
>>14468968
There is not one positive thing I can say about this picture jesus christ.
5f3919 No.14468997
>>14468968
I take it this is her from Ex Machina? She was good in that movie, but she really does have about as many curves as Bismuth.
9fb5b8 No.14469001
>>14468976
>the fuck is this
Typical shitskin behaviour.
2507a1 No.14469004
>>14468785
Like a bag of antlers
5f3919 No.14469009
Why does she have an Adonis Belt?
5e023d No.14469019
>>14468968
>She's partially responsible for the rape factories in Africa that produce orphans to sell to westerners as fashion accesories.
They're niggers, so who gives a shit? Better she gets herself a pet niglet than sink her claws into a human child.
562d7a No.14469022
>>14468968
>There are tons of orphans already available but having an orphan that was conceived through rape is considered the highest grade you can get which increases demand for them.
That's fucked up.
381910 No.14469024
>>14468968
Being flat is one thing, but having no hips? That ain't a woman.
5e023d No.14469030
>>14469024
It's a Jew, so human standards do not apply.
102957 No.14469036
>>14468968
Highest grade in what aspects exactly?
When will hollywood be nuked
5f3919 No.14469046
>>14469030
She's apparently a Swede, and I mean the white kind.
754b8c No.14469067
>>14469046
>swedish jew
what is funny to me though is that sweden has on average pretty large breasted women so whoever made this movie had to go out of their way to find a kike with no tits or ass in this gods forsaken country.
5e023d No.14469080
>>14469067
>had to go out of their way to find a kike with no tits or ass in this gods forsaken country
She has extraordinarily wide shoulders. Someone in Hollywood wanted to fuck a little boy but didn't want to come out of the closet.
a98901 No.14469081
>>14469036
Maybe ability to virtue signal how great you are for saving children from horrible situations? I don't know, that place is disgusting.
>>14468930
Tryhard faggot.
>>14468933
I'll say Doom because I like Doom, and that decided to turn it into Resident Evil instead of about Hell. Like what's the point? I've not actually watched it mind but it's so tainted by lack of loyalty to the source that I don't need to.
>>14469067
This is the industry that blacks white superheroes. Making titty monster action hero into androgynous twig isn't a stretch.
5f3919 No.14469082
>>14469067
No, I mean she's a Swede, not a Jew.
d632d8 No.14469095
>>14469067
tfw breasts fetish
>tfw live in c cup country
4cd997 No.14469158
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a98901 No.14469200
>>14469158
I like (You) (You) sound like a cool banter anon.
c9ec2f No.14469250
>>14469154
>wanting cuckime
6778c4 No.14469271
>>14469250
/tv/ please go.
>>14469200
How can i get a 3d gf like that?
125de6 No.14469278
>>14468620
I genuinely liked the Mad Max tie-in game.
6778c4 No.14469290
>>14469278
I forgot that even existed.
5e023d No.14469322
>>14469278
Thank God it wasn't a tie-in, but a completely separate story. Fury Road was feminist padering garbage.
fa69fb No.14469361
>>14469250
Oh hello, self-admitted paid shill.
102957 No.14469383
>>14469322
Fury Road pissed me off to no end. It started off insanely good and then Furiosa came along and I wonder why the fuck Max is even tagging along with all that cunt in particular. Just kill her, get the harem and the gas, bring it back to joe for your freedom or fuck off and enjoy your resources
3874de No.14469386
>>14468785
>she
has more abs and a flatter chest than me
00a9ce No.14469388
>>14468785
>>14468968
that's kind of sad but only because i think of Lara and then there's that. also idk why she at least wouldn't work out her glutes more for the Lara role. actors constantly change up their workouts for different roles so why would she actually try and strive to look like a plank? that's just lazy.
7c66dc No.14469405
>>14468968
This sounds like the plot of an H game.
bcb05e No.14472757
Pedowood is running out of money.
They are betting on the last medium that still has cattle that buys anything irrationally.
>>14469022
They are niggers.
Self-destructive animals.
It is a good thing that they are suffering.
>>14469019
>>14469030
This.
0aa720 No.14472759
b773c4 No.14472773
>>14468785
The rectangular jew.
f68e26 No.14472787
>>14468620
The game actually looks better! What's the point of making a movie now?
948696 No.14472797
>>14468968
>>14468785
I'm going to be sick
01a28c No.14472804
>>14468785
She is built like a fridge, well she IS jewish.
01a28c No.14472828
>>14469082
>No, I mean she's a Swede, not a Jew.
Anyone archived the first thread about this bitch that we had a few months ago? Some anon posted her bio and it clearly said that she was jewish, but now I can't fucking find it and some other site claims that she is an atheist. WHAT THE FUCK?
5c9721 No.14472843
>>14468785
I find it funny that you would think its a guy until you see the face, she doesn't even need a bra to hide nothing there.
f5a590 No.14472846
>>14472828
>being an atheist means she can't be a Jew
4ba13c No.14472922
>>14468966
Ironically enough, the closest thing to a fun Spider-man game is the PS4/Vita Attack on Titan games.
b3f634 No.14472958
>>14472922
Its also on PC but you need a gamepad, DS4 works best since its glitch-free.
fdf317 No.14472991
>>14468620
The new tomb raider is fucking trash.
fdf317 No.14472994
>>14472828
Jewish is her ethnicity.
bcb05e No.14473077
>>14472828
Jews are a race, anon.
One that must suffer genocide.
8e4595 No.14473123
>>14468652
That movie is another case of “critics” simply hating fun.
1e9d8c No.14473142
>>14473123
there's a difference between liking a movie and a movie being good
38be38 No.14473714
>>14469158
>>14469200
Damn fags, just get a room already and let us talk about vidyagames.
be300f No.14474783
>>14473077
Judaism being a race is a lie promoted by the government of Israel and its cohorts, because it's easier to justify a racial state than it is to justify creating a modern theocracy. You're falling for their tricks right now.
45c20a No.14475225
>>14474783
>Judaism being a race is a lie promoted by the government of Israel and its cohorts
Semitic people are a race, though, it's just that there's not many of them left in modern days except for the Jews and Palenstinians after the Jews genocided the hittites, girgashites, amorites, canaanites, perizzites, hivites, jebusites, and such native people during their conquest.
The Jews are some of the most ardent and successful anti-semites in history.
dd050c No.14475481
>>14468620
I FUCKING HATE WHAT THEY DID TO LAURA CROFTS GAME PLAY AND I HATE ALL THE IDIOTS WHO LIKE THE REBOOTED GAMES
I actually don't mind nu-Laras aesthetic. its a crime they turned a great game series into Uncharted
edc427 No.14475484
>>14468620
where're the tits
7c66dc No.14475496
>>14475481
I always get a kick out of the fact Tomb Raider turned into a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff.
dd050c No.14475521
>>14475496
yeah, its really ironic that people called Uncharted a shallower male version of Tomb Raider only for TR to become a evern shallower version of Uncharted but with Tits.
bcb05e No.14475601
>>14474783
>>14475225
And they must suffer genocide.
7c66dc No.14475620
>>14475601
Please don't kill Geno.
5dcc13 No.14475676
>>14472846
Yes that's why Jews having nothing to do with the purges that killed millions in Russia.
b5dace No.14475869
>>14473142
Only if you're pretentious as fuck.
>the primary purpose of this video was to entertain me
>it succeeded in doing so, but I will still say it failed at this because reasons
0a2de9 No.14475926
>>14475521
TR was a shallow version of Indiana Jones, which was a shallow version of another movie Lucas and (((Spielberg)) liked as kids, which was inspired in part by the Alan Quartermain novels, which were inspired by…
…you get the idea.
3b02a6 No.14478498
>>14468868
What's with hollywood directors and executives raping kids? Follow the breadcrumbs and see the truth.
>>14469019
>having niggers infest white nations is good goy
be300f No.14481281
>>14475225
This is exactly my point. Jews aren't a race. They even admit it when they call people anti-semitic. They try to make themselves look like a race because racism is considered worse than criticizing a religion.