e55618 No.14455620
Have Nintendo games lost their charm or did I just grew out of them? Am I not as easily amused as I used to? I recently hacked my 3DS and tried several (Nintendo) games, Kirby, Mario, SSB, Zelda. You name it, they don't seem that great, most of these titles are asinine and unimpressive rehashes. I was considering a Switch as a possible purchase before this but its bound to be the same shit, BOTW and Odyssey look like bland crap.
b1aa28 No.14455668
Tell us a recent non-nintendo game you played and enjoyed, bait man.
1b2629 No.14455685
>>14455620
Nintendo, like most of the other big game companies, have largely stopped experimenting with their formulas and styles except on the most superficial levels. You might think BotW counts as experimenting but really all it is is taking a "proven" formula and slap a Zelda shell on top of it. Further more Nintendo doesnt really seem to know what it's fans and customers want anymore (see Paper Mario or the continued localization of their products, waggalan shit, etc.)
da3b4c No.14455689
>Oh my god I am aging, how could this happen: the post
>tfw 1990 was 50 years ago
Nintendo has a pretty big library, there's bound to be something there you like
3e739c No.14455705
They're one of the worst offenders of the "let me fucking play the game when I turn it on" sin. For fucks sake you put in Super Mario Brothers and within 5 seconds you're on top of a goomba's head.
71581f No.14455711
Games from your childhood will always seem better due to not being jaded from all the horseshit in gaming. Nintendo does have a problem with sequels though. Either it's a damn near photocopy of the previous game, or an entirely different game coated in a series theme.
c107bd No.14455713
>>14455668
>>14455689
This isn't the Direct cyclical
Fuckoff back there
>>14455685
This is a half decent analysis of it.
People actually want something new and most of the shit they're making is safe as all hell and runs like shit to booth.
ARMS is the closest they have gotten to and it's a mediocre game with barely any content.
They also should contract a good dev that can many something new.
Instead they contracted some Spics that developed mediocre games to make a painfully average Remake of Metroid 2.
451555 No.14455717
Pirate Captain Poad when it gets ported to the 3DS
c107bd No.14455721
>>14455705
How's that a sin?
Every company out there nowadays is putting out garbage locked on PCs.
At least they tried something new with the Switch even if it's just a branded Tegra tablet that runs shit awfully.
Every console should be plug and play and instead there's install and download times for fucking everything.
e55618 No.14455735
>>14455668
How is my thread bait? A recent game that I enjoyed is Nioh to answer your question.
8d7881 No.14455740
>>14455735
Nioh is pretty mediocre though
The combat is too tier
The rest of the conteng not so much.
bbada8 No.14455747
It's both. Nintendo has made and sold the exact same games for 30 years running and only just started actually doing something different, and from the start they've made games for children.
>>14455668
>everything that disagrees with my world view is bait
5f197c No.14455774
>>14455668
kill yourself, drone.
>>14455620
What did you expect?
Link Between Worlds was pretty decent, though most of that goodness comes from being a remake of Link to the Past, and most of its flaws are because of the remake development team.
First-party Ninty's flagship games aren't all that great anymore.
Xenoblade should be pretty good though. I'd be surprised if you didn't like that, but its a second party Ninty game. Same with FE: Echoes.
Just find 3rd party shit and you should be okay
40aca7 No.14455797
>>14455735
>Chink Souls
>Pretends Nuntendo rehashes are any worse
bb4c08 No.14455806
>>14455735
>>14455740
Boring souls clone was boring. The only redeemable feature of Nioh was cool as fuck samurai armor.
e55618 No.14455820
>>14455797
I said that I enjoyed not that it was my favorite game or anything.
>>14455740
I think its trying to communicate.
5f197c No.14455822
>>14455797
>>14455806
>>14455740
>all this butthurt because OP doesn't like current-gen nintendo
wew, it'll be nice once the direct is over and your bans from cuckchan expire
9c2af2 No.14455829
>>14455705
>They're one of the worst offenders of the "let me fucking play the game when I turn it on" sin. For fucks sake you put in Super Mario Brothers and within 5 seconds you're on top of a goomba's head.
I honestly have no idea what you meant by that or how it is a bad thing.
bb4c08 No.14455830
>>14455822
I sense projecting. Lots of projecting.
5f197c No.14455837
>>14455830
>projecting
in what way?
one-line shitposting about a decent game is a cuckchan trait
57b825 No.14455839
bump because it makes losers mad
8d7881 No.14455853
>>14455822
>Shit on Nintentoddlers
>Give my opinion on Nioh being painfully average due to it's content being all over the place and full of padding instead of well polished one with less clutter
>This makes me a Nintendo fanturd
Sounds like a cuckchan Sonygger that can't even into IDs to me.
8d7881 No.14455866
>>14455774
Oh wait nevermind
You just can't read the fucking thread like you should.
5f197c No.14455871
>>14455853
>content being all over the place
>full of padding
I clearly saw that in your post when you said it was "boring" and "mediocre" and that was it right?
>immediately jump to accusing me of being a sonygger afterwards
lel, I hate Sony more than I hate Nintendo.
I'll leave you alone before this descends into console wars because that's at least an opinion that isn't lazy shitposting
5f197c No.14455879
>>14455866
>sperg out over a post that has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the thread
lel, I advise you to stop before you embarrass yourself
40aca7 No.14455880
>>14455822
>He called out my shitty game
>Must be a Nutendo cuck!
Don't make me laugh Anon!
5f197c No.14455884
>>14455880
>2 lines of achink souls greentext + smug anime girl
sorry for assuming the worst out of you, clearly I am mistaken and you're surely a quality poster :^)
b34696 No.14455909
How long have you been playing Nintendo games?
8d7881 No.14455922
>>14455879
>>14455884
>>14455871
>It's a another shitoposter trying to rile up shit and derail the thread by completely ignoring context
Predictable
What do you think about this post?
>>14455713
5f197c No.14455931
>>14455922
>its another shitposter
>he hasn't talked at all about Nintendo in any of his posts in a thread about it
yes, truly I am the shitposter
3e739c No.14455944
>>14455721
>>14455829
In case the literal use of quotes didn't spell it out I'm referring to games that make me say that out loud while playing it. There's nothing worse than not being able to play a game you bought on a system you bought at a pace dictated by an overpaid faggot.
5f197c No.14455952
>>14455931
as for what I think about that post there isn't much to say
I've never played ARMS and I agree with him on the second part. I still hate Nintendo for what they did to AM2R and pushing their own garbage heap 2.5D abomination of their own instead
826e52 No.14455953
>>14455620
>Kirby, Mario, SSB, Zelda
sounds like you are growing up, OP, from a soft boy (female) to a man (soy)
e55618 No.14455955
>>14455909
My first console was a hand-me-down Nintendo 64 back in 2001.
8d7881 No.14456001
>>14455822
>>14455931
>>14455952
>Him
>HIM
ITT cuckchan newfaggot can't even into IDs and still tries to fit in by using 8chan lingo.
Fucking pathetic
Lurk for 2 years, or better yet get the fuck out >>>/cuckchan/
>>14455953
You follow him
>>14455944
Ah my mistake
And I agree, theres's nothing worse than an unskippable cutscene or a shit tier forced tutorial stopping you from enjoying a game once you start it.
5f197c No.14456011
>>14456001
>Him
read that post again faggot, if it was you your ID changed. you're the one who can't into IDs.
What a surprise you lack reading comprehension and type like a subhuman
Here though, let me spoonfeed you just so you dig yourself in further,
73df8f No.14456049
>>14455705
I rented Okami once, started "playing" it - turned it off after a few minutes of reading bullshit.
>nobody fucking cares
I know.
8d7881 No.14456054
>>14456011
Shit, I'm a fucking idiot
My apologies
5f197c No.14456058
>>14456054
It happens anon.
I'm sorry for shitting up the thread and on you. even if it was to just shit on others for shitting it up, it doesn't help anything at the end of the day
9c2af2 No.14456108
>>14455944
The 2nd statement threw me off especially considering almost every game company is like that when compared to SMB1. They really aren't close to the worst offenders considering MGS4 needs a long ass install per chapter and is packed with cutscenes. Not to mention FF and KH.
44ff8f No.14456121
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This actually looks worse than the original which had glorious pixel art. Not to mention that BIS is less than a decade old and VERY accessible. What the hell is Nintendo doing? The most amusing part about this horrid unnecessary remake is that all the drones over at the Youtube comment section are eating this up and giving Nintendo free reign to keep butchering their titles with half-assed remakes ala Samus Returns and Bowser's Minions.
68f48c No.14456187
>>14455620
Congrats, you grew older than their target audience of seven. Unlike our fat hebrew BO
efbc88 No.14456197
Nintendo peaked at Ocarina of Time. After that, they only reused ideas, making minor changes that did not gave the surprise effect from older titles.
All Mario games are either Nes style, Snes style or Mario 64 style, with minor changes.
All Zelda games are either A Link to The Past style or Ocarina of Time style, with minor changes.
Star Fox is always the 64 style over and over, with minor to no changes.
Metroid is either Super Metroid style or Metroid Prime style.
And so on, with their other franchises.
They stopped innovating a long time ago, and anyone with a brain notices that sooner or later.
4e977d No.14456199
>>14455620
>"hacked"
Sure you did, kid.
71c81b No.14456201
>>14455620
You're basically growing up and start to realize Nintendo is a soulless, dickless company that dislikes you but not your money. It happens to everyone.
>>14456121
>Yet, another fucking shitty remake no one asked for
06c534 No.14456229
>>14455713
> a painfully average Remake of Metroid 2.
And you ungrateful niggers whine when Metroid doesn't sell well. Return of Samus was far better than the original I'll tell you that much
cb2154 No.14456238
c107bd No.14456290
>>14456229
>It was better than Metroid 2
Metroid 2 was garbage, not hard to do at all.
It was fucking trash compared to any other release, Fusion included.
>Ungrateful niggers
If you want to shovel shit into your mouth and then accuse everyone of not liking the same of being entitled you might want to fuck of to cuckchan/reddit
>>14456238
>>>/cuteboys/
5a25c8 No.14456308
06c534 No.14456313
>>14456290
>metroid 2 was garbage
>not even subtly implying Fusion was bad
71c81b No.14456325
>>14456313
>Image
How the fuck is that creepy? I've seen newgrounds flash movies that were 10 times disturbing and creepy.
5a25c8 No.14456331
>>14456201
God you melodramatic spergs are insufferable.
6ebde3 No.14456333
>>14456325
post 'em, I'm bored as fuck
71c81b No.14456338
>>14456331
Your point is…?
5a25c8 No.14456342
>>14456338
You are a whiny little shit.
6ebde3 No.14456346
>>14456342
don't forget entitled! :^)
6615ee No.14456347
i find i go through periods where i get sick of modern games and just play old games, same with nintendo and others. Once you get sick of the current games you are playing you will have more fun with those nintendo games or just stop playing games for a small amount of time then get back into it.
71c81b No.14456352
>>14456342
>Whining about whining
Nice full detail and analysis on your explaining 10/10. I hope your assburgers lets you know that I'm being sarcastic.
5a25c8 No.14456357
>>14456346
No, just whiny for no reason.
>>14456352
What detail and analysis did you expect to get out your shistain bitch of a post? Retard.
48a1c7 No.14456360
>>14455620
Those 3ds games you listed are all rubbish, but there are still occasional good Nintendo games. Odyssey and botw for eg.
c107bd No.14456363
>>14456313
Not on the gameplay design and level design, the technical part of the game is a mess though.
AM2R is a much better than either it or the shitty remake
06c534 No.14456368
>>14456366
It's overrated but it's still a pretty good game anon
5a25c8 No.14456369
>>14456366
>Hurrp a durrp I'm a contrarian faggot BEHOLD
8d7881 No.14456377
>>14456368
>Japanese Skyrim
>Good
Nah
44ff8f No.14456379
>>14456360
They look like bland open world crap to me, and I have played a good slew of open-world games. BOTW has the whole huge empty map with copy-pasted tower waiting to be captured (replace that with dungeon) going on for it. And Odyssey is just more YaWahoo.
6ebde3 No.14456380
>>14456357
>whiny for no reason
have you been under a rock for the past 5 years?
There's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate modern Nintendo.
>same jewish DLC practices as every other cancerous company (look at Sm4sh if you want an easy example but there's plenty of other games)
>Nintendo of America's general kikery with everything they touch
>they C&D most fangames and shit while putting out mediocre versions and products and casualizing their shit more and more every day
>most of their franchise games are getting worse by the minute
>they're starting to partner with fucking tencent
>they're making lazy, garbage ports of games like Nu-doom running on 30 FPS no less and charge full price for them
and so on.
>>14456369
calm your autism before you embarrass yourself even worse than you're doing now.
8d7881 No.14456389
>>14456379
>Odyssey is just more YaWahoo
That means nothing
Please end your cuckchan tier antics.
06c534 No.14456392
>>14456377
>BoTW
>like skyrim in any way
5a25c8 No.14456394
>>14456380
Your list is so vague, dumb and full of buzzwords and minor shit only a sperg would care about.
Doom wasn't made by nintendo, isn't lazy or garbage, and is perfectly reasonable for it to run at 30fps considering the tiny fucking size of the system. You're a retard and only keep proving my point.
>calm your autism before you embarrass yourself even worse than you're doing now.
How about you choke on my balls.
6ebde3 No.14456395
>>14456392
>see that mountain?
>you can launch a rock at it
06c534 No.14456396
>>14456380
>>they're making lazy, garbage ports of games like Nu-doom running on 30 FPS no less
Lol if you think the Switch Doom port was lazy. It's actually very impressive if you consider how weak the hardware is
44ff8f No.14456409
>>14456389
It's just more of the same, that's what I meant and you know it. How is what I said "cuckchan"?
926115 No.14456410
>>14455620
Nintendo haven't been good since the N64 days. That was their last good console. It's all downhill from the Gamecube.
6ebde3 No.14456411
>>14456394
>he's this much of a shill
Here's your last (you) faggot
>they're working to port literal mobile assfaggots games
>mobile games that have a shit reputation even in chine
06c534 No.14456412
>>14456409
>more of the same
Have you played Bing Bing Wahoo
There's only been 4 mainline 3D Marios before it
>>14456410
The Gamecube was better than the N64 doofus
5a25c8 No.14456414
>>14456411
>muh shills
>muh mobile gaymes
Anything else? Like something that anyone should give a fuck about?
8d7881 No.14456422
>>14456394
You seriously need to fuckoff back to cuckchan.
Your deflections, rabid rage and brand loyalty are throught the fucking roof.
>>14456396
>lol if you think
I already told you to fuckoff back to Reddit Nintentoddler.
>>14456392
Same boring ass padding and the main content that are the dungeons aren't even that good.
>>14456409
>That's what I meant and you know it
No, I didn't
>How is that cuckchan?
It's a close onomatopeia to a cuckchan meme.
Speaking of which >>14456412
>>14456414
Heres something:
>>>/cuckchan/
5a25c8 No.14456429
>>14456422
Not my fault you keep making dumbshits arguments and expecting anyone to go along with it. Also
>Your deflections, rabid rage
> already told you to fuckoff back to Reddit Nintentoddler.
wew
06c534 No.14456435
>>14456422
> and the main content that are the dungeons
You are seriously confused if you think the dungeons are the main focus of the adventure here hombre
7247e0 No.14456451
I wouldn't even know if modern Nintendo games are any good because Nintendo hasn't released any NEW games since the Switch came out. Just fucking ports.
6ebde3 No.14456453
>>14456451
now that's not true.
They've released 5. :^)
926115 No.14456482
>>14456412
Gamecube was where things truely started to go south. Nintendo sold Rare, 3rd party support took a huge plunge, there was the whole shit show over Wind Waker's art style and Mario Sunshine was mediocre.
7f964a No.14456494
>>14455620
>>14455620
To me, Nintendo games seem childish and unappealing
566ba7 No.14456512
The last good Nintendo console was the SNES so yeah, don't blame yourself. It's all the same shit for 30 years
5a25c8 No.14456519
>>14456482
Actually, the stamper brothers, who owned to company, sold rare. Nintendo had no choice but to sell their shares in the company. 3rd party support if anything was a big improvement over the n64. WW was mediocre and rushed, but visually it was fantastic. Holds up better than TP.
e16797 No.14456581
>>14456054
Is that a girl in the cardboard box?
93db8b No.14456721
Like with anything, it's iffy. When you have a backlog this big, it's not surprising that at least one of the older games will be better than one of the newer games.
I don't mind Nintendo generally, though I will agree that most of their offerings don't appeal to me much. Just looking at the Switch library, you have Arms, Splat, MK and Smash, four multiplayer games that I will never touch because I despise multiplayer.
Then there's BotW, which seems like it'd be comfy for ten hours, but certainly not a hundred like they expect, and it makes me miss Link's Awakening or even Majora's Mask.
Metroid Prime, which was never good.
Pokemon, which was always too autistic for my tastes.
The only games that really seem fun are Kirbo, which seems underwhelming, but they've done a shit job marketing the past two and those were pretty fun, Bayonetta 3, which isn't really one of my favorite genres of game but it's not bad, and Odyssey, which just makes me wish Nintendo would drop their stupid gimmicks and just make a solid 3D platformer that's focused on fucking platforming and exploration, like 64.
>>14456512
Funny enough, game wise, I never cared for the SNES. Sure, Yoshi's island was solid, and so was Kirby, but a lot of the "best" SNES games are from franchises I never cared for, mainly Star Fox, F-Zero and Metroid. Then there's an endless supply of RPGs, and while I liked Mario RPG and FFIV, ten Square games aren't my idea of fun.
N64 had a bunch of platformers, my favorite genre. NES has an endless supply of amazing obscure games that I keep finding. Even the Wii had the occasional surprisingly fun game. The only console I'd put below the SNES is the gamecube, which had Eternal Darkness and really mediocre-to-bad installments in every one of it's series.
fc579e No.14456771
>Have Nintendo games lost their charm or did I just grew out of them?
It's both. Nintendo games tend to lose some of their magic as we age, but recent Nintendo titles have been a cut under their older games at best, and garbage at worst.
>Mario Odyssey is okay but isn't as good as 64 or Galaxy
>BotW is just Skyrim
>Kirby games have been getting easier and easier and less fun overall
>Smash has been shit since Brawl
>Pokemon hasn't been good or even decent since 2012
>Fire Emblem has been plagued by shit writing and or piss easy gameplay since RD
>Paper Mario is all but dead after 2 awful releases
>Metroid's last original entry was garbage and the 3ds port of Metroid II was mediocre and locked a difficulty level behind a paywall
>Splatoon is shovelware
926115 No.14456844
>>14456519
> WW was visually fantastic. Holds up better than TP.
Don't tell me you'd rather play as ridiculous toon Link instead of the badass grown up Link.
5a25c8 No.14456866
>>14456844
Sure, I'm not a an edgelord teen.
65fc1b No.14457164
>>14455620
You've just grown up and no longer have a mental age of under 18, congratulations you're a big boy now.
c3ed0e No.14457173
>>14456844
Link's face on his player model looks downsy, how did they fuck it up so badly? His face on his promo art looks alright, what did they do?
a4d2f4 No.14457226
>>14455668
>thread comes up shitting on nintendo right after a direct
>no other reason other than "muh rehash"
>I'm apparently a drone even though I didn't say anything positive about nintendo, only requested info to better discern the thread from bait.
>when OP responds it's Nioh, a souls clone, so games being rehashes isn't valid for not enjoying games at all.
>people still taking the thread seriously
I wish I saved that "refugees welcome" Vivian pic.
0915fa No.14457296
both, I am fairly amused by older nintendo games I haven't played before while newbies are shit but time does dull the senses
e56e33 No.14457355
>>14455620
Dude, you're not alone. My social circles are talking about nothing but the Nintendo Direct and Smash particularly. I don't get the excitement whatsoever. Everything from Nintendo to me just looks boring and bland.
a14240 No.14457379
Nintendo was never good, they were simply at the right place at the right time.
5a25c8 No.14457385
>>14457379
We've reached peak retardation. Good effort everyone.
fd6d11 No.14457399
>>14456721
That's a trap, isn't it?
10b787 No.14457405
>>14455620
Congratulations for ridding your brain of Nintentoddler syndrome. That said there's still a small amount of worthwhile games, but unless you have some kind of nostalgia for their earlier you're unlikely to appreciate them. You don't have to play Nintendo games either unless you're a retard who buys a $500 cardboard accessory; the best consoles have multiple decent examples of third party offerings; the 3DS and Vita are fairly good examples of this.
c9616f No.14457406
>>14455620
I booted up my 3DS after 9 months gathering dust and installed every game that didn't look like RPGMaker garbage.
One of the games I'm currently enjoying a lot is Kirby Battle Royale. It tries something new and is fun enough.
>>14455711
This. I don't mind a game if it's the same thing with a new coat of paint, but I'm just going to pirate any clones and think of them as add-ons to the original.
8946b1 No.14457423
>>14456197
>Nintendo peaked at Ocarina of Time
I would say Majora's Mask, it's a drastic change from OoT (for the better) with the time and transformation mechanics.
Also you forgot to mention Pokemon, the most generic-ass franchise of them all.
a14240 No.14457493
>>14457385
Try and prove me wrong.
Protists, you can't!
f5290b No.14457574
congratulations for finally growing up
42c601 No.14457589
>>14455620
I was never into nintendo, even as a kid but the whole nintendo fandom is just like sonic/bronies or any other autistic fandom lite version to me. Remember when that nitendofag had a sperg meltdown for like half an hour and spammed redtext because pic related being posted?
afbf3c No.14457601
>>14455620
In the golden age Nintendo had tons of devs making great games for them, but now they mostly make their own games.
The NES had something around 750 games on it, Nintendo wouldn't even be able to do one tenth of that on a single console by themselves.
5a25c8 No.14457608
>>14457601
>In the golden age Nintendo had tons of devs making great games for them, but now they mostly make their own games.
What?
20ab00 No.14457618
>>14457601
Nintendo were actually massive jews and were very strict on what kind of games you could develop for them, this went on until today.
afbf3c No.14457622
>>14457608
I worded that really fucking poorly, sorry.
I mean their consoles had a lot of devs making games for them, lots of games were released only for the NES. This was mostly because they held a pseudo-monopoly over the console market in North America.
ec127f No.14457626
>>14457601
That's because of what happened to the Wii.
The Wii had an incredible start where people were fucking dying in stupid contests to win one.
Then shovelware came, big fucking walls of shoverware.
You would got to any videogame store or chain store and the Wii section would 3x larger then PS3 or Xbox 360 yet have only 4-5 games worth playing in it.
3e739c No.14457630
>>14457626
I remember reading stories about how during the Wii's height of popularity game developers would just up and quit their studio if they were tasked to make a Wii game.
a14240 No.14457637
3e739c No.14457648
>>14457637
Here's one http://archive.is/B0Fia
There's got to be more but it's taking forever to find them. Dead links everywhere.
cae2ca No.14457651
>>14457589
Other than it mocking their physical appearance, it calls them out that they're enjoyment is shallow or outright fake.
We all know the soy-boy smile is fake, due to the man boy being such a joyless husk he has to fake a childish open-mouthed excited smile. So, if they do it during an activity or relation to something- we can assume they are pretending to enjoy it, or want to enjoy it more than they are.
Your revealing the emperor has no clothes to the emperor himself. Your holding up a mirror and remind them they are failing to recapture their care-free youth, and they aren't even fooling themselves.
People hate it when you nullify their justifications, excuses, or masks.
I've never consciously smiled like that, but I've been desperately trying to avoid it.
>>14455620
3D limits some of the "charm" 2D had. Cuphead and Hollow Knight showed what good 2D sprites today could do.
Nintendo is also growing as a business - meaning they play it safer and safer with more investors.
The games are getting easier, so that doesn't help. And if it's easy, it needs something else to be a "comfy" game.
That being said, Planet Robobot was supposed to be really good. And you're bound to find something with a charming aesthetic on PC. Or try something different, you can only eat sugar for so long.
5a25c8 No.14457662
>>14457648
Cringed so hard reading that. Devs getting lost up their own asses.
d33565 No.14457755
Have you tried playing SMW and SM64 romhacks? Those might be in your ballpark. Oldschool austetics but with revamped difficulty.