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9a9e11 No.14436250
>Friendly reminder Hunt down the freeman still has better writing than DmC devil may cry
Sadly. I’m not exaggerating.
14d068 No.14436266
WHERE'S DONTE, WHERE'S THE DEMONKILLER???
3ee8f0 No.14436269
6f5e31 No.14436276
I'm no expert on games writing but I'd be willing to be DmC has the worst writing out of at least 95% of games with a story. This is no exaggeration.
9a9e11 No.14436289
>>14436269
>>14436266
I ship edge fuck face with donte
f22ff3 No.14436294
I miss DmC shenanigans
anyone have that screencap where some anons sent a wig to Tameem?
6f5e31 No.14436357
>>14436341
>this thread is half a decade old
3d2bea No.14436408
My name, btw, is xXx_DonteDaDemonKillah666_xXx
5156f4 No.14436410
>>14436382
My fucking sides, this "creative director" what a joke.
613b7d No.14436413
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>got it for free
>still feel dirty playing it
>>14436250
Hey, fuck you.
c5e3a1 No.14436429
>>14436357
>The first Exodus was nearly half a decade ago
My, how time flies. I wish I could turn back time.
568f8b No.14436430
>Tfw bought it for 1.5 dollars because the site that had it had a cool trailer with the Lost Boys-music on top of the game
>Still just sits there, tucked away in shame like a bunch of porno-mags in a teenagers bedroom.
7b7536 No.14436433
>>14436357
>>14436429
>half a decade
Just say five years holy shit.
3d2bea No.14436450
>>14436429
>>14436433
>mfw DmC got announced in 2010
I remember hoping it wouldn't be a trainwreck, but holy shit did I get proven wrong fast.
2956a8 No.14436460
>>14436429
to the good old days
6d290f No.14436462
>>14436433
Actually the term is lustrum.
568f8b No.14436463
>>14436450
>mfw DmC got announced in 2010
It shows on the character models and how they interact with the world. Change the environments and it's an Uncharted-game
306239 No.14436465
>>14436450
>I remember hoping it wouldn't be a trainwreck
6f5e31 No.14436475
>>14436463
I don't think DmC had the models lean against walls and stuff though, so it's actually a step back in that regard.
03084e No.14436479
>>14436450
Remember "My name is Dante"? Holy fuck, what a trainwreck
It was also the first time I remember the gayming community actually pushing back against piece of shit devs. To think a year later of it's release we were going to get GG and then things weren't going to get much better. What a ride.
6f5e31 No.14436488
>>14436479
Funny, because I remember it being one of the last times an audience outright told the developer of their favorite series to fuck off. We've been in full on "gamer entitlement" territory since then with the advent of youtube and twitch pretend friend social pacification apparatus.
6f5e31 No.14436500
>>14436479
Also I want to use Tewi as a living onahole.
6f5e31 No.14436511
>>14436503
4SE is a really lazy remake and anyone with any self respect wouldn't be giving Capcom money after DmC.
7b7536 No.14436524
>>14436500
I will never understand the term living onahole. An onahole is an artificial recreation, so wouldn't using the real thing as an onahole just be the real thing?
306239 No.14436528
>>14436503
>DmC sold more on PC
29665d No.14436529
>>14436413
>CHINGA TU MADRE
You people may be memeing, but a Western CUHRAZY game set in supernatural Mexico based off Mexican mythology to the tunes of embed related would be the tightest shit.
484369 No.14436530
>>14436511
Still doesn't explain the fact that over a million goys bought DmC on Steam.
6f5e31 No.14436535
>>14436530
It had no competition for nearly a year and was shilled heavily by PC gaming youtube faggots like totalcancer.
3d2bea No.14436538
>>14436465
>implying having some hope back then was wrong
I made you a picture.
>>14436479
It was just a taste of things to come. Not only did the media try to put the blame on consumers, they tried to make it a non-issue by saying it was all about Dante's hair changing from white to black. And there was an honest-to-god viral marketer with a tripcode trying to deflect any DmC criticism in those threads, and then he went on to shit on MGR:R threads whenever they popped up. When the games came out, he confessed and then fucked off forever. There were screencaps, too. I remember one fucking autistic video where he had the games next to each other, and he timed how much gameplay the games had in total. He would stop the timer while in zandatsu and during codecs and cutscenes.
These are the lengths these animals are willing to go to. I saw the face of our nemesis that day.
6771c5 No.14436539
>>14436479
That doujin's version of Reisen is so sad it hurts my kokoro.
a2626a No.14436543
>>14436528
>>14436503
>>14436530
Keep in mind that DmC constantly goes on sale for dirt cheap and was stuffed into the low tiers of several humble bundles, while DMC4 is split between the original release and SE.
8278c4 No.14436545
>>14436528
>>14436503
DmC has sales on PC because it's been in Humble Bundles for a dollar like 10 times.
484369 No.14436548
>>14436535
Does a bad game need competition for people to recognize that it's bad and not buy it? Mustards just have horrible taste.
b35f9c No.14436549
>>14436530
Costing 7.49 every Christmas probably bumped that up
62b04b No.14436555
>>14436503
>>14436528
Not sure about 4 and 4SE combined, but I don't think the remaster type releases fit well with the PC as a platform to begin with.
>increase graphics settings
>looks fine and isn't too ancient to not-work well at all
>remaster didn't add any form of mouse support for gameplay
>LDK mode which was one of the advertised feature of 4SE was on the PC the entire time
6f5e31 No.14436562
>>14436548
>Does a bad game need competition for people to recognize that it's bad and not buy it?
For retards who buy anything less than $10 because "hey it's chap who cares xDDD" while they're steam directory is filled with crap they haven't touched in 7 years, yes.
03084e No.14436565
>>14436524
The important important part of the sentence is not "living", it's "onahole". Fucking the real thing would imply courtship rituals and time spent doing many things which aren't related to having your dick inside vagina. Imagine waking up in the morning, being able to pull your Tewi out of a big drawer, fucking her raw, then put her back and shitpost for the rest of the day.
484369 No.14436568
>>14436545
>>14436549
>oy vey goyim, you can waste your time on this horrible game you'll hate not for $30, but for the low price of $7.49!
Only retarded mustards would take such an offer. Time is valuable and if you have a terrible time with a terrible game it doesn't matter how much you paid for it.
b35f9c No.14436575
>>14436568
And this is why the world needs a purge
62b04b No.14436580
>>14436568
>>14436562
DmC has Steam cards and badges. After getting those cards solely for market speculation and trades, they probably don't care.
03084e No.14436583
>>14436538
>And there was an honest-to-god viral marketer with a tripcode trying to deflect any DmC criticism in those threads, and then he went on to shit on MGR:R threads whenever they popped up. When the games came out, he confessed and then fucked off forever.
Yeah, I remember that shit. Some faggot called UmbranAlchemist or something.
484369 No.14436585
>>14436580
So what you're telling me is that the audience for DmC on Steam is retarded normalfags and Jews using the game to further their speculative financial ventures?
62b04b No.14436591
>>14436585
That is a significant portion of people on Steam anyways. Remember when it was cool to have a huge list of games in your library?
484369 No.14436600
>>14436591
I think normalfags have always thought that was cool, when did it change?
c5e3a1 No.14436613
>>14436583
I remember Dragon's Dogma threads on 4chan always had the same OP, with the same picture, in all caps, and people calling the guy out with archive screenshots.
I really want to believe that moot was brainwashed by SJWs, and that m<3<3t of old would have told the mods of the GamerGate era to fuck off. Sage for off-topic.
7b7536 No.14436615
>>14436604
You're using that meme wrong. or are you:^)
6d290f No.14436619
>>14436615
I am being 100 percent serious,that thing looks attractive to me and i would gladly mate with it.
c5e3a1 No.14436625
>>14436613
>and people calling the guy out
*and people calling the guy out as a shill
7b7536 No.14436636
>>14436619
I get that idiot, but the target of your desire is not the correct usage of that meme.
62b04b No.14436639
>>14436600
I didn't know it changed, they don't talk about it as much anymore or I'm around less of those people.
6d290f No.14436662
>>14436636
How so,it seems appropriate.
125819 No.14436671
7b7536 No.14436676
>>14436662
Are you really this new or just playing dumb?
6d290f No.14436704
>>14436676
I posted an image saying i wanted to fuck that thing,and i indeed want to fuck that thing,what is wrong about that.
613b7d No.14436741
>>14436529
It really would, I'd play the hell out of that. Not enough games based on other mythologies than the usual gotos. There was Guacamelee but it was full of hot shit memery.
834a06 No.14436766
>>14436676
>the object of his desire is not a unicorn
>"I shall imply that you are either a newfag or pretending to be retarded"
>"you can't want to fug anything other than a unicorn"
3ee8f0 No.14437913
>>14436766
According to /tg/, unicorns want to mate with you.
03084e No.14438155
>>14437913
I'd fuck an unicorn, I bet it gives you superpowers or turns you into a cute girl or something like that.
d790be No.14438730
>>14436294
>I miss DmC shenanigans
Same. Still wish I could find the full size Gerbil.